0:00:02 > 0:00:08This programme contains strong language
0:00:14 > 0:00:17Aw, for fuck's sake!
0:00:17 > 0:00:18WATER GUSHES
0:00:18 > 0:00:19SHE YELLS
0:00:19 > 0:00:21God! Argh.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Fuck.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27SHE GROANS
0:00:27 > 0:00:29What are you doing on the floor?
0:00:29 > 0:00:30Ah, watch!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Shit!
0:00:33 > 0:00:34Fuck it!
0:00:34 > 0:00:36You all right?
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Me da drove us halfway round the country to buy that shitty
0:00:47 > 0:00:51old fridge, which he found on DoneDeal for 18 euros.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54He was so proud of it. You couldn't help but think of him
0:00:54 > 0:00:55every time you went to make a sandwich.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57God, I went right on my hole.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Little did he know it would outlive him.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Mam said buying a brand-new one
0:01:05 > 0:01:07would be like shitting on Da's grave,
0:01:07 > 0:01:09so we're off to relive the journey he took us on,
0:01:09 > 0:01:12in search of another old bargain fridge instead.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Aw, fuck me.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25What happened your eye?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27I got in a fight outside Centra last night.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30He got one in, I got two. Boom, boom, boom!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32And you think he's cool?
0:01:32 > 0:01:36- Where you going? - Picking up a fridge in Skibbereen.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37C-Can I go with you?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40No. Come on, Conor, we're going.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51We were meant to be hanging out for the day.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53What difference does it make if he comes?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55I want it to be a family road trip, like last time.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Jock pretty much is family.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Not my family.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Please?
0:02:14 > 0:02:15Come on, then!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- Happy?- Yeah!
0:02:24 > 0:02:28- Oh... Can I go in the front? - No, Conor's in the front.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Oh, come on. This car's fuckin' tiny. I'll get leg cramps
0:02:30 > 0:02:32if I go in the back.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34I don't mind! I'm happy in the back!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Mam, put your seat forward a bit, will you?
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Now, I'll be the navigator so you can just concentrate on the driving,
0:02:49 > 0:02:52have a nice easy journey, maybe put on the radio or something,
0:02:52 > 0:02:53- kick back.- Gimme the map.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Would you relax? I've got a built-in compass.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Now, eat some Weetabix,
0:02:59 > 0:03:01north, south, now eat some Weetabix...
0:03:01 > 0:03:03- West?- Come on, quit dilly-dallying.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Mam has never really warmed to Jock.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23I think it's because she hasn't had a chance to really get to know him.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Now that they're both stuck in a small, confined space,
0:03:26 > 0:03:27it's the perfect opportunity.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37What are you doing scribbling on the map?
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Oh, they're lyrics. I'm writing a song.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Do ya wanna hear it?
0:03:43 > 0:03:44No, thanks.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48All right, all right, I'll sing it, but it's not finished yet
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- so don't be too critical.- I said... - Mm-mm-mm.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Eh, give us a note, there, Conor, will ya?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Right, eh, baritone?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Eh, yeah.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Ah...
0:04:00 > 0:04:03BOTH SINGING A LOW NOTE
0:04:11 > 0:04:13A one, a two, a one, two, three.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16# We're driving in the car with Ma Ma Mairead
0:04:16 > 0:04:19# We're going really far me and Ma Ma Mairead
0:04:19 > 0:04:22# There's no one who's as kind as Ma Ma Mairead
0:04:22 > 0:04:25# We're having a great time me and Ma Ma Mairead
0:04:25 > 0:04:28# Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
0:04:28 > 0:04:30- # Mairead ah - Wow wow wow
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Come on and sing it!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34# Ma Ma Mairead, Ma Ma Mairead... #
0:04:34 > 0:04:36That's enough now.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39# Says Ma Ma Mairead Ma Ma Mairead... #
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Fuck's sake.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Come on, give it a go.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Mam finds it difficult to enjoy herself.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46It's not something that comes natural to her.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49# Ma Ma Mairead Ma Ma Mairead
0:04:49 > 0:04:52# Ma Ma Mairead Ma Ma Mairead... #
0:04:52 > 0:04:53That's lovely!
0:04:53 > 0:04:56# Ma Ma Mairead Ma Ma Mairead
0:04:56 > 0:04:58# Ma Ma Mairead Ma Ma Mairead
0:04:58 > 0:05:01# We're driving in the car with Ma Ma Mairead
0:05:01 > 0:05:04# We're going really far with Ma Ma Mairead
0:05:04 > 0:05:07# Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma... #
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Watch out!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11BANG
0:05:16 > 0:05:17WHat you scream for?!
0:05:17 > 0:05:18There was a giant pothole.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21I was going to miss it but your screaming drove me straight into it.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22I made you drive into it?
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Well, what did I do, grab the steering wheel or someting?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28I think you'll find in a court of law, the person in control of
0:05:28 > 0:05:30the vehicle is to blame.
0:05:30 > 0:05:31He has a point.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33We're not in a court of law, and it was your fault.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35If we weren't singing that stupid song,
0:05:35 > 0:05:38we both would have been paying attention to the road.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41I thought we were having a good time.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49Fuck's sake.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Wasn't even fully bald.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Let's get this changed.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Conor, give me a hand with the spare.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Where's the jack?
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Jock, check the front for the jack.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- It's not there.- Are you sure?
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Yeah, it's not fucking there.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Will we try and drive to a petrol station with the flat?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45ENGINE REVS
0:06:49 > 0:06:50Bollocks!
0:06:51 > 0:06:5398% coverage, me hole.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01How far are we from Skibbereen?
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Not far. We just passed through Bedfordshire a few miles back.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05Bedfordshire?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11You're on the England page, you fuckin' tool!
0:07:15 > 0:07:16We're miles away from anywhere.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19You carry a lot of stress around with you, you know that?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21I'm starting to feel stressed just being near ya,
0:07:21 > 0:07:24I can't imagine what it's like inside your head.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25Do you know the reason for that stress?
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Is it your period?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Do you want another black eye?
0:07:35 > 0:07:36Mam!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Conor, please tell me yer not trying to lift the fucking car.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42No, I'm checkin' de weight.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55I have a plan.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00In fairness to yer son, he can have moments of genius.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19This had got to be the most retarded thing I've seen in me entire life.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20You say dat about everythin' we do.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23That's cos ya keep breakin' yer own record.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- How's that? - It's not going to work.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33The car's about half a tonne, and you weigh about eight stone.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35How many stones in half a tonne?
0:08:35 > 0:08:36I don't know but not eight.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Jock, get up here, will ya?
0:08:48 > 0:08:49It's workin'!
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Put that block under to stop it going down.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53It's not high enough.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57We need somethin' heavy.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04I'm not heavy!
0:09:04 > 0:09:07You're heavier than Conor. He's only a small little fella.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Swap and he can shove the block under the car.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Do ya want this fridge or not?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Dis is kind of fun, isn't it?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- Give me more room. - I'm already on de edge.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Here, you can hold on to me for balance.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- You need to bounce a little. - On three.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01One, two, three... Bounce.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03One, two, three... Bounce.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06One, two, three... Bounce.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08- Nearly there.- One, two...
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Your rhythm is all off, I'll lead.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12My rhythm is perfect.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16One, two, three... Bounce.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19One, two, three... Bounce.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23One, two, three... Bounce.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25That's it, we did it!
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Fair play to ya, I did not think that would work.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29THEY SCREAM
0:10:29 > 0:10:31ELECTRICITY CRACKLES
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Are you OK?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34THEY SCREAM What?
0:10:34 > 0:10:36It's electric!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Get something rubber and help.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- What the fuck is this? - It's a rubber.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52I know what it is. Why do you have one?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Use your fucking trainers.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08HE SCREAMS
0:11:23 > 0:11:26- What the fuck is this? - Where'd you get that?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36MOBILE DINGS
0:11:48 > 0:11:49Who's that?
0:11:52 > 0:11:53Just a girl from school.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56A girl FRIEND?
0:11:56 > 0:11:57Never going to happen.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00- Shut up, Jock.- She's been tryin' to get with him for the past month
0:12:00 > 0:12:01but yer son is frigid.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04I'm not frigid, I'm shy!
0:12:04 > 0:12:07What's the fuckin' difference? Girls don't like frigid guys.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08Isn't that right, Mairead?
0:12:08 > 0:12:11They don't like randy little pricks like you, either!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13You say randy like it's a bad ting.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16So is Sergeant Healy not randy?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18How the fuck should I know?
0:12:18 > 0:12:20If you were to guess though, out of 10, how randy would ya say he is?
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Shut up.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26I'd say I'm about a nine on de randy scale.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29You're probably about a one.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32How randy are you, Mairead?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Stop asking Mam how randy she is!
0:12:34 > 0:12:36I'm just curious if being frigid runs in the family.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38I'm not fucking frigid and neither is Mam.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52Do you like this girl?
0:12:56 > 0:12:58What's her name?
0:12:58 > 0:12:59Linda.
0:13:01 > 0:13:06She's smart, pretty...
0:13:06 > 0:13:07You've got lovely eyes.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09..funny.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- Boop!- Oh, you think I'm cute?- Yeah.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14I love you.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Can't fault her, to be honest.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19She's a bit goofy.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22No, she isn't, just cos she's not putting on a show de whole
0:13:22 > 0:13:23time like most girls.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26There's no bullshit with her.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34D'ya still have that condom?
0:13:44 > 0:13:46- Yeah, here.- I don't want it!
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Stick it in yer wallet.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53When the time comes - and I don't want to know when that is -
0:13:53 > 0:13:54you make sure ya use it, all right?
0:14:00 > 0:14:02I find dem very restrictive.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05When ya get to prison you might change yer mind.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Me and Jock were never on a farm before
0:14:20 > 0:14:23but there's a fellow in our class at school who lives on one
0:14:23 > 0:14:24and he always smells of shit.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27He says he can't get it off. It's part of being a farmer.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39Well, there it is. 20 euros and you can take it away.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Is it workin' all right?
0:14:44 > 0:14:45Plug it in and see for yourself.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58FRIDGE RATTLES TO LIFE
0:15:01 > 0:15:02DUCK QUACKS
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Get out, you dirty bastard.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Come out!
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Fucking head off.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Come on!
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- I fucking hate that duck. - Why do ya hate ducks?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33I don't hate ducks. I hate THAT duck.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36About a week ago I was going up to feed me hens.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39He was standing outside the door staring at me
0:15:39 > 0:15:40and I knew something was up.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42What have you done?
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Normally me hens would have been chirping cheerfully at that
0:15:47 > 0:15:51time of day but there was an eerie silence.
0:15:51 > 0:15:52Not even a single cluck.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Maybe he just stepped in the blood.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- What are you, his lawyer?- No.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08But just cos you saw a red footprint doesn't mean he's a murderer.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10It's not just that.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13He was intimidating that hen since I got her.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15She hadn't laid an egg in weeks.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19You happy?
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- Yeah.- 20 euro.- I'll give ya 18.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29- 19.- Done.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37- Have you got a euro change?- No.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40HE CHUCKLES
0:16:46 > 0:16:49The key to good teamwork is communication.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Take it easy.
0:16:52 > 0:16:53Do you want to fucking do it?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Come on, ya pair of pussies,
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Conor's Dad carried the fridge on his own the last time.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Yeah, well, we don't want to end up like him, do we?
0:17:09 > 0:17:10DUCK QUACKS
0:17:10 > 0:17:11FARMER YELLS
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Get back here, you little bollocks.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Get back here.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Yer not goin' to kill him with that, are you?
0:17:26 > 0:17:30Yeah. I tried drowning him before but he just held his breath.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- Can we do it?- What?
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Come on! We're from the city, we never get to kill anything.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42PHONE RINGS
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Hello? Hang on a second.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Just the duck, don't go killing anything else.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52We won't.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Thanks.
0:17:55 > 0:18:01Yeah? What the fuck would I be doing with a jacuzzi?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12This farming stuff is pretty easy to get your head around.
0:18:12 > 0:18:17It's all about milking animals, feeding animals and killing animals.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21Where's the body? I was going to eat that for my dinner.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Shit! Ya should've said that beforehand.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Here, look.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Hit him in the head.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33I'm going to hit him in the back first to keep him still,
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- then the head. - Whatever, just hit the fucker.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42He's got a lot of fight in him.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44That's a lot of blood.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45I think I hit an artery.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Here, film me doin' it.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58See if ya can get the head to come off.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06I could get used to country living.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11He's totally mangled.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Yeah, we threw him in de river so he wouldn't be stinking up the place.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Well, at least he's dead, that's the main thing.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Fred and Rosemary West, get in the car!
0:19:34 > 0:19:37It's a farm, that's what they do on farms, they kill things.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41It's basically where psychos go to be accepted.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45I wouldn't mind killing a cow de next time.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48Have you no respect for life?
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- You had duck from the Chinese last night.- Not the same thing.
0:19:53 > 0:19:58Why not? At least we looked our duck in the eye when we killed it.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01- I didn't kill any duck. - No. You had someone do it for you.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05QUACK
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Did you say something?
0:20:07 > 0:20:08Quack!
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Quit it, Jock, it's not funny.
0:20:10 > 0:20:11- QUACKING - Quack! Quack!
0:20:14 > 0:20:15Shit! What if he needs air?
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Who needs air?
0:20:18 > 0:20:20QUACKING
0:20:22 > 0:20:24For fuck's sake!
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Where did all the blood come from?
0:20:47 > 0:20:48Give me more.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51- Fuck off and use your own, will ya? I'm running out.- I don't like pain.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53No-one likes pain, ya tool,
0:20:53 > 0:20:56but if we don't do this that farmer is going to kill an innocent duck.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03You better be appreciating' dis!
0:21:05 > 0:21:06Hit him in the head.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09I'm going to hit him in the back first, keep him still.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11- Then the head. - Whatever, just hit the fucker.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- I think I hit an artery. - I could get used to country living.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25That's perfect.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Get in the car. We're bringin' it back.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31No way. He'll get hurt.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33And what's yer plan, have it live with us?
0:21:33 > 0:21:35- Why not?- It needs a home.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37It has a home.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39A home where it's goin' to get hit in the head with a hammer.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41That duck was a trouble maker, you heard the farmer.
0:21:41 > 0:21:42He brought it on himself.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45He was probably just actin' out cos the farmer was mistreating him.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48- That's enough! We're bringin' it back to the farm.- No!
0:21:48 > 0:21:49Then we're leavin' it here.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53It's domesticated. It won't last one night out here in the wilderness.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57How can ya be so heartless?
0:21:59 > 0:22:02How dare you call me that. I live and breathe to take care of you.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06He can come back to my house.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10I was hopin' to have a nice family day out with my son
0:22:10 > 0:22:11and then you joined us.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Get in!
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Did you ever have an argument in a car and then need to fart?
0:22:51 > 0:22:52It wasn't me.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- See you tomorrow, Con.- See you.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Thanks for lettin' me come on de trip.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Wait, you're not leavin' him with us.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26What do you expect me to do, sit him up on the crossbar?
0:23:51 > 0:23:53I think it's best if you stay away for a while.
0:23:56 > 0:24:00I hear ya, let's take a break. I'll see you in a couple of days.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02- Jesus.- What?
0:24:04 > 0:24:06You're like a boomerang with shit on it.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Good one. You'd swear you didn't like me.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13I don't like you, Jock.
0:24:22 > 0:24:23Why is that?
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Conor has so little confidence he'd latch on to anyone
0:24:28 > 0:24:30- and you're taking advantage of that. - No, I don't mean...
0:24:30 > 0:24:31Shut up now and listen to me.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36He worships the ground you walk on.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38He listens to your bullshit and he believes it
0:24:38 > 0:24:39and it's all bullshit, isn't it?
0:24:42 > 0:24:45He copies what you do, what you wear, what you say.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48He wants to be just like you.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52And that's my problem.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Cos you're nothing but a little scumbag.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06It's not nice hearin' dem tings being said.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11And yeah, some of them might be true but...
0:25:12 > 0:25:14..you're not perfect yourself.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17And I never once said a bad thing about you.
0:25:41 > 0:25:42DUCK QUACKS
0:25:48 > 0:25:50You're not comin' back with me.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54YELLING AND CRASHING
0:25:54 > 0:25:57Some decisions you can spend fucking ages making.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00You just keep debating with yourself until you're
0:26:00 > 0:26:01100% certain that it's the right thing to do.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07But most of the time, you do things without thinking at all.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12There's just something inside you that tells you...you got to do it.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Do it, I fuckin' dare ya!
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Jock, get everythin' you need from here. You're not coming back.
0:26:59 > 0:27:00Come on, hurry up.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Come on. Get in the car.
0:28:12 > 0:28:15Jock's going to be staying with us for a while.
0:28:17 > 0:28:20Don't just stand there, grab his stuff and give him a hand.
0:28:22 > 0:28:25Me da used to say the same shit over and over.
0:28:25 > 0:28:28Like, "Out with the old, in with the new."
0:28:28 > 0:28:31I think he'd be happy a new fridge was coming into the house.
0:28:31 > 0:28:34Why does the new fridge look shitter than the old fridge?
0:28:37 > 0:28:39I could sleep in here.
0:28:46 > 0:28:49Right, you two transfer the food that's not wasted into the new
0:28:49 > 0:28:50fridge and I'll make dinner.
0:28:53 > 0:28:55Fill that up with water for the duck.
0:28:55 > 0:28:57He'll never be able to swim in that.
0:28:57 > 0:28:59- To drink.- Oh, yeah.
0:29:17 > 0:29:20The two of us up on the plank of wood, what were we thinking?
0:29:20 > 0:29:23We'd still be on the side of the road if it wasn't for him.
0:29:25 > 0:29:27Big enough for a swim after all.
0:29:29 > 0:29:33Sometimes the family you're born into isn't the right family at all.
0:29:33 > 0:29:36The right family is the one that works.