0:00:02 > 0:00:04This programme contains very strong language
0:00:04 > 0:00:07Getting pregnant is one of those good news/bad news kind of things.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11Good news when you're getting old and need an excuse for being fat...
0:00:11 > 0:00:13What's it say?
0:00:14 > 0:00:17- But when you're 15...- Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
0:00:17 > 0:00:18Do another one.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20I've done seven already. I'm all out of pee.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23This is the kind of thing you want to be absolutely sure about
0:00:23 > 0:00:25before you go telling anyone, don't you think?
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Do another.
0:00:31 > 0:00:32It must be terrifying giving birth
0:00:32 > 0:00:34and not knowing who might come out of ya.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36For all you know, it could be someone like...
0:00:36 > 0:00:39CRAZED LAUGHTER ..Billy Murphy.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42He was born mean - he probably came out of the womb,
0:00:42 > 0:00:45bit the doctor, and then spat on his mam.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- Open your legs there.- What?
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Open your legs, the small bit.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52- Billy, I don't want to be playing no games, like.- Relax, will ya?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54I've great aim.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57No sudden movements now, though.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03ARGH, JESUS!
0:01:03 > 0:01:04You moved.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06HE CONTINUES SCREAMING
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Stay still this time, all right?
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Tell Mam first, she'll be cool about it.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13You're fuckin' what?!
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Please don't tell Dad yet. I can't deal with him right now.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Don't tell me what?
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Nothing.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Something to do with periods, is it?
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Yeah.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30I'm getting good at this.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- We're going out.- What? Wait...
0:01:34 > 0:01:37You've been hanging out with Linda for over a month now.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- You need to shift her and get it over with.- I know. I've been trying.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Hey, look, a dog taking a shit.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48I know, Siobhan said Linda's getting tired of waiting,
0:01:48 > 0:01:51and if you don't shift her today, she's going to shift someone else.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Look, we're taking them to the cinema.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00That's the perfect place to slip her the tongue.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03She likes you, there's nothing to be nervous about.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Thanks.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- I'll go get the drink. I'll see you in the bus, yeah?- Yeah.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Conor, where are you?
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Waiting to get on the bus. Why?
0:02:25 > 0:02:26You're after taking me phone.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Are you sure?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29It's my phone that's in your hands, you dickhead.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31I'm calling you from Tony's.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38What bus stop are you at?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43How's it going?
0:02:59 > 0:03:01BOTTLES CLINK
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Wait a minute.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11You're that fake-faced fucker.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13The name's Fake Billy, ya fatty-face fuck!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Are we going left or right? Left, right, left, right? Go right.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Wah!
0:03:21 > 0:03:22Stop him!
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Eh!
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Did you see a fella going past here with a mask, like?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43He had the head off you, actually.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Nah.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Fuck's sake.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Throw it.- Use both hands.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Just throw the fuckin' thing!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Do you want a 99?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35You know what, yeah, I'd love one.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38See if they've got any of that strawberry shit they put on top.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I hate getting the bus.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02You never know what lunatic might get on.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19I'm on the top deck. Bus is about to leave. Are you coming or what?
0:05:19 > 0:05:22We're nearly there. Just tell the driver hang on.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- Hurry up! - I can't. I'm fucking pregnant.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Siobhan says she has big news.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32I think she might have got some hash.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Class. Let's hope she doesn't miss the bus so.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Hey, ticket!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Two secs. I'm just lookin' for someone.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Well, I need to go, so either pay for a ticket
0:05:45 > 0:05:46or get off the bus, right?
0:05:53 > 0:05:54WHISPERS: Shit!
0:05:54 > 0:05:56What's going on?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58I'm looking for the owner of this mask.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Could whoever it is please step forward?
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Bollocks!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Hurry up!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10I saw ya getting on wearing a grey hoodie.
0:06:12 > 0:06:17I just want to talk to ya about a possible...copyright infringement.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28He's got a knife.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33I just realised, I'm on the wrong bus.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Sit down a minute there a minute.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36This?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38PANICKED SCREAMING
0:06:38 > 0:06:40I'm not going to stab anybody!
0:06:41 > 0:06:43This is just for throwing at me friends.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47I'm not finished talking. Look, could you shut that door?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Please, everyone, just do as he says.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53Look, will you get back in your seat? I'm not getting a ticket.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57I just want to find the owner of this mask and then I'm getting off.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05- Siobhan!- Linda!
0:07:05 > 0:07:06Bollocks.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Can we get two child tickets, there, please?
0:07:12 > 0:07:14- Get off the bus. - But our friends are upstairs.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17I don't care, get off the fucking bus!
0:07:17 > 0:07:20What's got up your hole? We're staying on.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Here, there's a lunatic on the bus with a knife!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Can you move? We're going up to the top deck.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31No-one's going upstairs. Sit down.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34What's with everyone today? Get out my fucking way, will ya?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36There's no need to be so rude.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38I didn't fucking curse at you, did I?
0:07:49 > 0:07:53It's not what you think! We're only talking!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Put that knife down and put your hands in the air.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Close the door!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Close the door!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Close the fuckin' door!
0:08:02 > 0:08:04DOOR CLOSES
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- Drive!- Where to?
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Just the next stop, thanks.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Hey! Open the door, hey!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Hey! Open the door.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Stop the bus, hey!
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Fuck.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22Get in!
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Conor and Jock are on that bus. - I know! Come on! Move!
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Calling all units, this is Sergeant Healey.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33We've got a problem on the number 208 bus route,
0:08:33 > 0:08:34requesting backup immediately.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37This wasn't supposed to happen.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38I know it wasn't fuckin' supposed to happen.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40It wasn't supposed to fuckin' happen.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42HE CARRIES ON TALKING TO HIMSELF
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Are you OK?
0:08:44 > 0:08:48Er...yeah. Are you OK?
0:08:48 > 0:08:49Yeah, I'm fine.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Glad you're OK.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Thanks.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Fuck. I'm OK, I'm OK.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18We're the reason he's on this bus, we should be the ones
0:09:18 > 0:09:19- to get him off.- Wait!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22I don't like talking to crazy people who have knives.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26It'll be grand. He thinks we're his friends.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30He's mugged me around 50 times.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Mugging people is just Billy's way of saying hello.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39- All right, lads? - What's the story?- How you doing?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Fuckin' hell, am I glad to see you.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Where did you come from?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Ah, we were just drinking upstairs.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- Oh, right.- How are you getting on, anyway?
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Not great, to be honest. I think I'm going to have to kidnap
0:09:51 > 0:09:52a busload of people.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57And all I wanted to do was find out who owned this mask.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01He's the reason I got locked up for six months.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- Shit.- Fuck.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05He was wearing a grey hoodie.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Me?
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Is that a joke, Billy?
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Everyone knows whoever owns that mask wears it
0:10:23 > 0:10:25because they've got a melted face.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27A melted face?
0:10:27 > 0:10:28Yeah.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Acid.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Aye, his eye is droopy and everything.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Do I look like I've got a melted face?
0:10:38 > 0:10:42- No.- Does anyone else in the bus look like they've got a melted face?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Does anyone here got a melted face?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- No!- No, sir!- No!- No!
0:10:52 > 0:10:55I'm looking for the owner of a melted face.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Could you look at the person sitting next to you
0:10:57 > 0:11:00and see if they have a melted face? And, if they do...
0:11:00 > 0:11:02..put up your hand.
0:11:07 > 0:11:12See. The reality is, whoever owns that mask is long gone.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14They probably jumped out the emergency exit along with
0:11:14 > 0:11:1620 other passengers who done the same thing when they seen you
0:11:16 > 0:11:18with a fucking knife.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21Yeah.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25CAR HORN BEEPS
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Ah, shit!
0:11:27 > 0:11:29SCREAMING
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Fuck!
0:11:41 > 0:11:43PHONE RINGS
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Gimme that.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53You have a Guardi's number on your phone?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Erm... He's kind of seeing me mam.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Your mam is riding a Guardi?
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Fuck, no! They're too old for that.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04They just watch telly together.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13- HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:- Hello?
0:12:13 > 0:12:14Is anyone hurt?
0:12:14 > 0:12:18No. Everybody's OK. There's just been a bit of misunderstanding,
0:12:18 > 0:12:20that's all. Thank you very much!
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Is that Billy Murphy?
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Who?
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Billy Murphy? Who's he?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Look, Billy, what do you want?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32How can we get everyone safely off the bus?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34I don't want anything.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Why, we're all just going on a nice trip together, OK?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Thank you.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Fuck!
0:12:42 > 0:12:43Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
0:12:43 > 0:12:46BELL RINGS IN TIME WITH HIS SWEARING
0:12:46 > 0:12:49I see you're pulling in. Are you giving yourself up?
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Fuck! Fuck! What are you doing?!
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Someone's ringing the bell.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54Who's ringing the bell?!
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Could people stop ringing the fucking bell?!
0:13:01 > 0:13:02Thank you!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Get out of my fucking way.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- Drive, drive, drive!- Where to?
0:13:09 > 0:13:12I don't care! Just keep fucking going!
0:13:14 > 0:13:15Ah, for fuck's sake!
0:13:15 > 0:13:17It wasn't even full!
0:13:21 > 0:13:24SIRENS BLARE
0:13:24 > 0:13:25- TV REPORTER:- Breaking news.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29The number 208 bus has been highjacked just past the roundabout
0:13:29 > 0:13:30on the way out of Cork City.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33We will bring you more as the story unfolds.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41What's your plan, Billy?
0:13:41 > 0:13:44I don't know. I've never done this before.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Well, you need to start negotiating. That's what they do in the films.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50If you don't, they'll try to take you out with snipers.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51What?
0:13:57 > 0:14:00PHONE RINGS
0:14:03 > 0:14:06- Pick up and tell him what you want. - OK.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14- LOW-PITCHED VOICE:- Hello?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Billy, I'm unarmed. Would it be OK for me to get on the bus
0:14:16 > 0:14:18just to see if everyone's OK?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20No. Billy isn't here.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22And if you start doing that...
0:14:22 > 0:14:26I'LL START THROWING DEAD BODIES OFF THE FUCKING BUS, YOU CUNT!
0:14:26 > 0:14:30PANICKED SCREAMING
0:14:31 > 0:14:33How was that? Was that OK, was it?
0:14:33 > 0:14:34What the fuck are you doing?
0:14:34 > 0:14:37You told me to negotiate.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40I meant, like, ask for a pizza or something.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43That's not a bad idea. I'm actually starving.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Pizza sounds good, yeah.- Delicious.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52I was only messing about the dead bodies.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Look, I'll put the knife away if it makes you more comfortable.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59HE WINCES
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Look, if I order some pizzas, will you all have some?
0:15:06 > 0:15:08You don't have to have it now if you're not hungry.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10You can bring it home for your supper.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14It's going to be free!
0:15:14 > 0:15:16ALL SPEAK AT ONCE
0:15:16 > 0:15:19I'll have a 16" pepperoni, and a carton of wedges.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22- Would you like anything to drink? - Bottle of Coke.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26Will I get pepperoni for everyone, or do we have any vegetarians?
0:15:28 > 0:15:30There's always one!
0:15:30 > 0:15:33So one vegetarian, a rakeload of wedges,
0:15:33 > 0:15:36ten Cokes, and ten Club Orange?
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Can I have a Tanora?
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Sure.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42And I'll have a bottle of milk.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Is everybody OK with that now?
0:15:44 > 0:15:46- Yeah, yeah. - Thanks!
0:15:46 > 0:15:47Thanks, Billy.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Sh! Don't say me name!
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Shit! Sorry, Billy.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54- DEEP VOICE:- Have you got a pen?
0:15:54 > 0:15:57The hijacker has put in his first set of demands -
0:15:57 > 0:16:00a large quantity of refreshments and a bottle of milk.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03This may mean there is an infant on board.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11Thank Christ they're OK.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14If I'm feeling like this out here,
0:16:14 > 0:16:18I can't imagine how terrifying it must be for them on that bus.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Alcopops, anyone?
0:16:20 > 0:16:22ALL CHEER
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Do you get to wear tracksuits in the prison?
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Yeah, you can kind of wear what you want.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33That one's open a bit. There you go.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42You should tell him.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44Here? On the bus?
0:16:45 > 0:16:47It's too fucking weird.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48You're both 15.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51It's going to be fucking weird no matter where you tell him.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Two seconds, actually. I think Siobhan might have some hash.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Do you have some of that hash? I'd love a smoke.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Did somebody say hash?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05I don't have hash.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Why would you say she has hash if she don't have hash?
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- I thought she had hash. - Why'd you think I have hash?
0:17:11 > 0:17:12You said you had big news.
0:17:12 > 0:17:17Hash isn't big news, it's fucking tiny compared to other stuff.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19If hash is tiny news, your news must be massive!
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Come on, what is it?
0:17:21 > 0:17:22I'm not telling you now.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23BILLY GASPS
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Have you got coke? That would be big news!
0:17:25 > 0:17:27I don't have hash, and I don't have coke.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29- Well, what HAVE you got? - Just drop it!
0:17:29 > 0:17:31"Drop it"?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Like pills? Have you got pills?
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- No! - Well, what HAVE you got?
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Will you stop being so secretive and fucking tell him, will ya?
0:17:38 > 0:17:40I'm fucking pregnant, all right?!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Holy shit!
0:17:50 > 0:17:54Congratulations! Oh, you're going to be a great dad!
0:17:54 > 0:17:55Congratulations!
0:17:55 > 0:17:58ALL CHEER
0:17:58 > 0:17:59Whoo!
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Well, that's brilliant, guys. I'm really happy for you.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Say something.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29How did it happen?
0:18:29 > 0:18:32You put your dick in my fanny. How do you think?
0:18:32 > 0:18:34I know that, but I've done that shitloads before
0:18:34 > 0:18:36and no-one's ever got pregnant.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38That's nice to know.
0:18:39 > 0:18:40It was all before I met you.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47This is a good thing.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48I think.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Isn't it?
0:18:52 > 0:18:53Yeah!
0:18:55 > 0:18:56Yeah!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Raspberry or strawberry, love?
0:19:00 > 0:19:03What the fuck are you doing? She's pregnant!
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Sorry!
0:19:05 > 0:19:06Jeez, she's allowed the one.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27- Mam's going to kill him. - Dad's going to kill HER.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Er, two seconds there...
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- Ah, fuck. - What the fuck is wrong with you?
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Nothing.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Is there something wrong with me, so? Is that what it is?
0:19:43 > 0:19:45No. No, no.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47You're perfect.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Then why won't you get with me, so?
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Look, it's just I...
0:19:55 > 0:19:58I feel like you're expecting this kiss to be something special,
0:19:58 > 0:20:01and I'm pretty sure I'm going to fuck it up.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05Then why don't we just do that?
0:20:07 > 0:20:08Do what?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Fuck it up.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13What do you mean?
0:20:13 > 0:20:16We both shift horribly, as horribly as we possibly can.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20That way, every time we shift after that, it'll seem good.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22That's actually a great idea.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23All right, will you be using tongue?
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Tongue, teeth, everything. It's going to be awful!
0:20:25 > 0:20:27OK!
0:20:27 > 0:20:29HE HOCKS UP PHLEGM
0:20:29 > 0:20:31That's disgusting!
0:20:31 > 0:20:33You said awful.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Fair enough.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37SHE HOCKS UP PHLEGM
0:20:37 > 0:20:40HE HOCKS UP PHLEGM
0:20:40 > 0:20:43SHE HOCKS UP PHLEGM
0:20:43 > 0:20:45- MUFFLED:- Ready?
0:21:02 > 0:21:04HE MOUTHS SILENTLY
0:21:39 > 0:21:41This hijacking's taking forever.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Will we sing a song to pass the time?
0:21:46 > 0:21:50Sorry there, does anyone know any sing-songs?
0:21:52 > 0:21:54- I'd say Conor does. - Oh, does he?
0:21:54 > 0:21:55Do you know anything, fella?
0:21:55 > 0:21:57He loves that fella Westlife.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59- You like a bit of Westlife? - I do, I do, I do!
0:22:01 > 0:22:02I have one.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Oh, OK, Billy.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11You should all know this one. Feel free to join in.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16HE CLEARS THROAT
0:22:18 > 0:22:21# Do de do, do de do Do de do, do de do...
0:22:21 > 0:22:25TUNE: After All, By The Frank And Walters
0:22:25 > 0:22:26Come on!
0:22:26 > 0:22:30# Do de do, do de do Do de do, do de do
0:22:30 > 0:22:33# Do de do, do de do, do de do Da da da da da da da
0:22:33 > 0:22:36# After all, I really love you
0:22:36 > 0:22:40# Do de do, do de do Do de do, do de do
0:22:40 > 0:22:44# After all that we've been through
0:22:44 > 0:22:47# Do de do, do de do, do de do aaah
0:22:47 > 0:22:53# I know that we fight, and our love gets pushed to the side
0:22:53 > 0:22:55# Aaah
0:22:55 > 0:22:58# Still it ends all right
0:22:58 > 0:23:03# After all, I really need you... #
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Is that singing?
0:23:05 > 0:23:08# I don't know how I'd live without you... #
0:23:08 > 0:23:11I think so, yeah.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12# Aaaaah #
0:23:12 > 0:23:18# The days, they go by, and you're always there on my side... #
0:23:18 > 0:23:19# Aaaaah #
0:23:19 > 0:23:24# Girl, I'm glad you're mine
0:23:24 > 0:23:28# There are times I get distracted, girl
0:23:28 > 0:23:32# By the ways and workings of this world
0:23:32 > 0:23:35# Yet I think of you as my life's shrine
0:23:35 > 0:23:40# And I'm glad that I'm yours and you're mine
0:23:40 > 0:23:42# Bah bah bah Badaba bah bah bah badaba
0:23:44 > 0:23:46# Bah bah bah Badaba bah bah bah badaba
0:23:48 > 0:23:51# Bah bah bah Badaba bah bah bah badaba
0:23:51 > 0:23:54# Bah bah bah Badaba bah bah bah badaba
0:23:54 > 0:23:57# Bah bah bah Badaba bah bah bah badaba
0:23:58 > 0:24:00# Bah bah bah Badaba bah bah bah badaba
0:24:02 > 0:24:09# That I'm yours and you're mine. #
0:24:12 > 0:24:15ALL CHEER
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Does anybody need to go toilet?
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
0:24:39 > 0:24:43The number 8 bus is heading towards the Cork-Waterford border.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46It's only a matter of time before this hijacker runs out of road.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Come on, we need to get ahead of the bus.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52- Can we go down...?- No. OK. - No.- This way.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01I feel sorry for him.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03You feel sorry for Billy?
0:25:05 > 0:25:08I'm not saying he's an angel, but after this
0:25:08 > 0:25:10he'll probably get life imprisonment for just being stupid.
0:25:12 > 0:25:13Round the tree...
0:25:14 > 0:25:16..and into the hole.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21For fuck's sake!
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Look up ahead!
0:25:32 > 0:25:33GASPS AND MURMURS
0:25:46 > 0:25:48BILLY BREATHES HEAVILY
0:25:57 > 0:25:58Drive around them!
0:26:00 > 0:26:02I can't, there's no room.
0:26:02 > 0:26:03Then reverse!
0:26:07 > 0:26:09We're blocked both ways.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14The hijacked bus has now hit a Gardai blockade
0:26:14 > 0:26:16just on the far side of the Cork-Waterford border.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19There are no known casualties at this time.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25PHONE RINGS
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Billy, you've reached your stop. It's time to get off the bus.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34- HIGH VOICE:- I have a return ticket, thank you very much.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47What am I going to do?
0:26:47 > 0:26:50There's only two options, really.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52What are they?
0:26:52 > 0:26:56Option one - give yourself up and go to prison.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Fuck that, I'd rather die than go back there.
0:26:59 > 0:27:00What's option two?
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Die.
0:27:10 > 0:27:11What's option one again?
0:27:13 > 0:27:14Not die.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25We'll all tell them you were a nice kidnapper.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28MURMURS OF AGREEMENT
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Thanks very much, I appreciate that.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Do you know what?
0:27:34 > 0:27:36I really enjoyed today.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45I'll see you all in about 15 to 20 years' time, yeah?
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Take care, Billy.
0:27:49 > 0:27:50See you, Billy.
0:27:50 > 0:27:51Mind yourself.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53All the best, Billy.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Tell your mam I was asking for her.
0:28:09 > 0:28:10Fuck it.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16I think I have a third option,
0:28:16 > 0:28:19but I'm going to need everyone's help. Are you up for it?
0:28:19 > 0:28:21- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, all right.
0:28:22 > 0:28:24Billy!
0:28:43 > 0:28:44PHONE RINGS
0:28:44 > 0:28:46- DEEP VOICE:- Can you hear me?
0:28:46 > 0:28:47We hear you, Billy.
0:28:47 > 0:28:52I'm going to throw out my knife, and then, if you put down your guns,
0:28:52 > 0:28:56I'll come out with my hands up. OK? No shooting, now, you promise?
0:28:56 > 0:28:57OK, we promise.
0:29:32 > 0:29:34I'm Billy Murphy!
0:29:51 > 0:29:52No, I'm Billy Murphy!
0:30:00 > 0:30:01No, I'm Billy Murphy!
0:30:05 > 0:30:07I'm Billy Murphy!
0:30:15 > 0:30:17I'm Billy Murphy!
0:30:27 > 0:30:30Are you sure you saw Billy Murphy on that bus,
0:30:30 > 0:30:32or could it have been someone else in a mask?
0:30:41 > 0:30:42I'm not going crazy, OK? I saw him here.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44- So where is he, so? - I don't know.
0:31:02 > 0:31:03I'm Billy Murphy.
0:31:15 > 0:31:17I think even nutjobs like Billy Murphy have reasons
0:31:17 > 0:31:19for being the way they are.
0:31:20 > 0:31:23I'm not saying all the nasty shit he does is OK,
0:31:23 > 0:31:25but you have to wonder...
0:31:27 > 0:31:30..if someone loved him just a little bit when he was a kid,
0:31:30 > 0:31:32would he have turned out different?
0:32:02 > 0:32:06I'm so happy you're OK. I'm never going to fight with you again.
0:32:06 > 0:32:09Huh. Let's see how long that lasts.
0:32:19 > 0:32:22- MAIREAD:- She's pregnant?! You fucking idiot!
0:32:22 > 0:32:24MAIREAD SCREAMS
0:32:24 > 0:32:28Behind me, a mother screams for joy with the safe return of her son.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31How does it feel to have your boys back safe?
0:32:31 > 0:32:33Just wonderful.
0:32:33 > 0:32:35And she just found out she's going to be a granny, too.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37You're not my son. I didn't adopt you.
0:32:39 > 0:32:41Stop the car!
0:32:41 > 0:32:43Linda!
0:32:46 > 0:32:48Oh, for fuck's sake!
0:32:48 > 0:32:52Emotions are running high here after such a traumatic experience.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54There goes another!
0:32:54 > 0:33:00MUSIC: After All by The Frank And Walters