0:00:04 > 0:00:06One minute of art left!
0:00:06 > 0:00:09One minute of your art!
0:00:09 > 0:00:12Amazing how the eyes follow you around the room.
0:00:17 > 0:00:22Right, that's your lot. Art time over. Come on, get out.
0:00:22 > 0:00:27No running! Oi, you! No running, out you go, thank you!
0:00:39 > 0:00:41There goes my sculpted physique.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48I really wish someone had been around to hear that.
0:00:48 > 0:00:53HE MUMBLES IN A FRENCH ACCENT
0:01:11 > 0:01:16Ah. Chiens jouant aux cartes. C'est magnifique.
0:01:20 > 0:01:25HE SINGS IN FRENCH
0:01:34 > 0:01:38The world's greatest theft from the world's greatest thief
0:01:38 > 0:01:42and French man. Gerard Cliche.
0:01:42 > 0:01:47- ALARM BELLS RING - Oh, merde.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23Guess who just apprehended the South Side cat burglar?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Stick this in the evidence room.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26CAT SCREECHES
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Let's see, arresting a burglar, I make that 50 points.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37That 50 points puts Mahogany and Rust way in the lead.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41Yes. At this rate, they're sure to win the Golden Doughnut.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44The coveted prize for best crime- fighting partnership in the city.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Didn't Mahogany's father win it eight times?
0:02:47 > 0:02:51I'll bet that gives him an extra motivation for wanting to win it.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59And you know the best thing about winning the golden doughnut?
0:02:59 > 0:03:01The glow of being a real cop.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05Finally living up to your dad. Being the best.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Wait, I called the burglar a dirty slag when I nicked him.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12Oh, yeah, that's another 25 points.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19Paperwork, one point? Pointless.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23Peterson and McGockey seem to like it. There they are.
0:03:23 > 0:03:28- Hey!- Hey!- Hey!- Hey!- Hey! - Hey, you two!- Hey!
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Hey, detective!
0:03:32 > 0:03:38Yeah, you guys. Hope you don't get any paper cuts, you twats.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39What was that?
0:03:40 > 0:03:45- Trash talk.- That was terrible. You've got to work on that, mate.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Hi, Chief.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Chief?
0:03:55 > 0:03:58CHIEF!
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Sorry, boys, I was miles away. - Who's in the picture, Chief?
0:04:01 > 0:04:06Ah, no-one, just my old partner, Flanagan.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- You make a lovely couple. - Not that type of partner, Mitch.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Wait, today's the anniversary of him getting killed, isn't it?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- How did you know? - It's on your calendar.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Listen, last night Justice City Art Gallery was hit.
0:04:22 > 0:04:28And we have reason to suspect it was none other than Gerard Cliche.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31The French master thief? Are you sure it's him?
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Well, we found this two blocks away.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Plus witnesses report that a man was seen
0:04:36 > 0:04:40shrugging by the gallery then seducing a woman.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Sounds pretty damn French to me.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50It's real.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Get down to the gallery and check it out.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56We're on it. And, Chief, forget about Flanagan.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58It wasn't your fault, Chief.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04ECHO: It wasn't your fault, Chief. It wasn't your fault, Chief.
0:05:04 > 0:05:10Your fault, Chief. Your fault. Your fault. Your. Fault.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Can't believe we got called away from that fancy dress party
0:05:29 > 0:05:30for this.
0:05:30 > 0:05:35Not just any fancy dress party. My retirement.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39This time tomorrow, I'll be dropping anchor on my new boat
0:05:39 > 0:05:40and casting off.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43HE WHISTLES
0:05:43 > 0:05:45She's a beaut.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46A whole new life.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Sitting back fishing,
0:05:48 > 0:05:53sipping beers and thinking about all the times I didn't die on the job.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55DISTANT CLANG
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- He's here.- Let's split up.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00OK, but maybe we don't split up, though.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04No, trust me, this is a really good idea.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07You got it, partner.
0:06:20 > 0:06:25- Flanagan?- Guess again!
0:06:25 > 0:06:29OK. Jones? Van Duren?
0:06:29 > 0:06:33- You really want me to guess your name?- Not so fast!
0:06:35 > 0:06:36CLICK
0:06:37 > 0:06:42Shit, I'm out. Take him, Chief, take him.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Chief! Come on!- I can't, my gun is all covered in butter!
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- Butter? What are you talking about? - My gun's covered in butter, man.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51It's all slipping, Goddamn it, I can't get hold of the damn thing.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- Shoot him!- I'm trying! - Shoot him!- I'm trying!
0:06:54 > 0:06:55BANG
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Noooooo!
0:06:59 > 0:07:03No, no, Flanagan?
0:07:05 > 0:07:08That's right. You keep thinking about the boat.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11You'll be fishing out there tomorrow, buddy. You'll see.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Hide this from my wife.
0:07:17 > 0:07:22Yep. Probably a good idea. Flanagan? Flanagan?
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Noooooooo!
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Noooooo!
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Come on, Chief, it's OK. It wasn't your fault.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41I shouldn't have made us split up.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43It thought it was a good idea at the time.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Here, get this down you.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Mmmm, that's some good Tizer.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- You need to get Flanagan out of your head.- I can't.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01It's like he's haunting me from beyond the grave or something.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04There's no such thing as ghosts, they're like the Easter Bunny
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- and the Tooth Fairy. - Yeah. And Santa Claus.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10What about Santa Claus?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Nothing. Forget it.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Now stop all this ghost talk.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16There's enough crazy guys around here already.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Come on, Chief, come on! Get a grip.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Come on.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Argh!
0:08:42 > 0:08:44I ain't afraid of no ghost!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Mr Mann! Mr Mann! Can you tell us what happened?
0:08:50 > 0:08:53The real news here is that the gallery security system failed
0:08:53 > 0:08:58and that is why I'm diverting money from the city pension fund
0:08:58 > 0:09:04and the health budget to invest in a brand-new security system.
0:09:04 > 0:09:09Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you AmazerLazer.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17Brought to you by the good people at Grady Industries.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Mayor Grady, is it true that AmazerLazer is made by children
0:09:20 > 0:09:24- in the Far East?- Do the manufacturers have small hands?
0:09:24 > 0:09:28Yes. That's why the component parts are so well put together.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Does that make them children?
0:09:30 > 0:09:35- I like candy, does that make me a kid?- That makes no sense.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Burritos! Come on, dig in! Who wants a burrito?
0:09:39 > 0:09:43You're peckish over there, just dig in, you son of a bitch.
0:09:44 > 0:09:49JCPD. Wow, Look at this stuff.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51You know, I'm an art lover myself.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Me too. I've got a big picture at home.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Blue. Loads of shapes.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56That's a map.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Hey, Helga. Shame there's no dead body for you this time, eh?
0:10:01 > 0:10:05I have not had a satisfactory murder in seven months.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09Where have all the serial killers gone? The Ice Man. The Strangler.
0:10:09 > 0:10:16Stitch Face. They have been quiet. Too quiet. But they'll be back.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17I can feel it.
0:10:19 > 0:10:25- OK. Any clues?- Yes. This. It appears to be some kind of calling card.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28A calling card? Desole? De vous?
0:10:28 > 0:10:32- What the hell does this mean? - Hmmmm. Not bothered.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Well, at least they didn't smash that ornate stained glass window.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42# Romero and Byrne! #
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- Anyone got a broom? - Romero and Byrne, MFI.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Major Felony Investigations.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51- Not Romero and Byrne.- I hate MFI.
0:10:51 > 0:10:58So, what we got here, then? Art thief. French.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Traces of pastry crumbs. Pain au chocolat.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04It's pure. High butter content. It's Cliche all right.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07What the hell are you two doing here?
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Thought we'd drop in and solve the case real quick.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11We've just bust a drugs ring.
0:11:11 > 0:11:1320 crims, all banged up in time for breakfast.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Even took a cap in the shoulder. Didn't even feel it.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18- Ain't that right, Byrne? - Didn't even feel it.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21- Wait, you've been shot? - I don't know, have I?
0:11:23 > 0:11:25- Yes.- You should really go to a hospital.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Nah, it's fine, it'll wiggle its way out.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30What the bloody hell is going on here?
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Do you have any idea what those windows are worth?
0:11:33 > 0:11:3550 points in the Golden Doughnut.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39You guys are competing this year?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Sure. It's about time we teach JCPD a thing or two.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44- How many points you got - 200.- HA!- Today.- Shit.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45One nine one double oh in total.
0:11:45 > 0:11:4819,100, just to clarify. No biggie.
0:11:48 > 0:11:53- 19,200 actually.- Is it? Gosh. Two double oh, lost count.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Looks like you won't be winning the best counting prize.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Oh, come on.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Here, you should take this.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- A mirror? What am I meant to be looking at?- Couple of shit cops.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11We're going to bounce. We've got a city to save.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14And I'm starting to feel a little bit light-headed.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23Hey, guys.
0:12:23 > 0:12:29Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36See you later.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38# Romero and Byrne! #
0:12:41 > 0:12:43I like them.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48With AmazerLazer installed,
0:12:48 > 0:12:52all I have to do now is show the people that it works.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53That's where you come in.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05You need to hit the gallery again tonight, just as we planned.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09Only this time, AmazerLazer catches you.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13Then I look like a hero, AmazerLazer is a big hit and we'll all be rich.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Yes, about that.
0:13:19 > 0:13:24I have been thinking this through and I do not want to get caught.
0:13:24 > 0:13:29Gerard Cliche is a master criminal. He would sooner die.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- I'll pay you double. - Tres bien. He accepts.
0:13:32 > 0:13:38Plus there is no prison in the world that can hold Gerard Cliche.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Good. Good.
0:13:41 > 0:13:46Soon AmazerLazer will be in every home in Justice City thanks to me.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49It's almost too...
0:13:50 > 0:13:52How does he do that?
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Do what?
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Sorry, I was getting a water, do you want one?
0:14:06 > 0:14:07What's the point in even bothering?
0:14:07 > 0:14:11MFI are ahead by 19,000 points, we'll never catch them.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Would you look at that?
0:14:13 > 0:14:18- It says here there's 20,000 points for catching an art thief.- Wow.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22Wow. Whoever gets that will surely eclipse the MFI agent's scores
0:14:22 > 0:14:25- and win the coveted golden doughnut.- Yes.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Wait, I've got it! If we catch Cliche,
0:14:29 > 0:14:32we'll get 20,000 points and win the Golden Doughnut.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35How we going to find him? We don't know where he is.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38We need to get into his mind, act like he acts, think like he thinks.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46I think it's about time we took a little trip down
0:14:46 > 0:14:47to the French Quarter.
0:14:49 > 0:14:50# When a criminal hits the city
0:14:50 > 0:14:52# With a thirst for crime He can't quench
0:14:52 > 0:14:54# There's more than one way To catch a thief
0:14:54 > 0:14:56# Sometimes you've got to go French.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- # Go French.- FRENCH! - Sometimes you've got to go French.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01# When there's crime in town And the frites are down
0:15:01 > 0:15:03# Say bonjour Cos you're going French.
0:15:03 > 0:15:08- # Go French.- FRENCH! - Sometimes you've got to go French.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- # Go French.- FRENCH! - Sometimes you've got to go French.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- # Go French.- FRENCH!
0:15:23 > 0:15:26# Sometimes you've got to go French. Go French! #
0:15:26 > 0:15:29I don't think that worked. I just feel full of bread.
0:15:29 > 0:15:34- How about you?- I necked a pint of wine. I'm shitfaced.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37I don't know why we thought that was a good idea.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Hey, Zach, any luck with that calling card?
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- I ran it through some advanced code breaking software.- And?
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Nothing. Then I cross-referenced it against this.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47The card translated reads,
0:15:47 > 0:15:50"Sorry I missed you. I will try again tomorrow."
0:15:50 > 0:15:52But this was yesterday.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54That means he's going to hit the art gallery tonight.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Good work, Zach. What else did you find out?
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Apparently Francois is drinking Orangina in La Rochelle.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09A good old-fashioned stakeout.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Just a pot of coffee, your wits and traditional stakeout foo...
0:16:12 > 0:16:16- Is that an Easter egg? - It's what I eat on stakeouts.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22All we have to do now is wait and catch Cliche in the act.
0:16:22 > 0:16:27- Nothing can go wrong.- Unless MFI turn up.- What? Jesus!
0:16:29 > 0:16:30What the hell are you doing?!
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Sorry we're late. Had to deal with a hostage standoff.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35- Walked in, got the hostages, walked out.- Building blew up.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Didn't look back at the explosion,
0:16:38 > 0:16:40although it probably looked pretty cool, we felt cool.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42I took some shrapnel to the back of head.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Didn't even feel it.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50She's lost all memory, long term, short term. The lot.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53You should go see a neurologist. You've probably got brain trauma.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Sorry we're late. Had to deal with a hostage standoff.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58It's all right. We've already done that bit.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Back off, this is our stakeout.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Don't worry, moody, we're just here to catch Cliche
0:17:03 > 0:17:06and then we'll win the Golden Doughnut. Bish bash bosh.
0:17:06 > 0:17:12That's it. You two, us. Street rules. Let's go!
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Stop it! Not on my velvet! Not on my velvet!
0:17:16 > 0:17:18He's got me, watch out, he's got me.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27FRENCH HUMMING
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Mon dieu! An original Neil Buchanan!
0:17:49 > 0:17:50C'est magnifique.
0:17:52 > 0:17:57Only this time, AmazerLazer catches you.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Sorry, Grady. Neil is just too beautiful.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11Cuddles.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13ALARMS
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Oh, bollocks. - Damn it! Cliche.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26He escaped because you were too busy fighting MFI?
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Chief, what happened was we were on a stakeout and they burst
0:18:29 > 0:18:31through the back window, smashing glass everywhere.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34I don't want to hear it. Get out of my sight!
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Here's the holy water you wanted, Chief.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43You don't still think Flanagan's trying to haunt you, do you?
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Can't a man sprinkle holy water over his office without people
0:18:46 > 0:18:48giving him a hard time about it?
0:18:48 > 0:18:52How many times? I don't believe in no ghosts. I'm fine.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06Flanagan!
0:19:29 > 0:19:32What the eff, Cliche? What the eff?
0:19:32 > 0:19:35I thought we had a deal. You were supposed to get caught.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Yes, but the painting, it was so beautiful.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42And Neil has a certain... I don't know what.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Plus, not stealing things is so boring.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Yeah, but you made AmazerLazer look like crap.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50A lot of tiny kids put a lot of effort into that.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54But it is crap. Literally all I had to do was go under it.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56- Well, I'm not paying you. - You're no fun.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58You want your money? You come back tonight
0:19:58 > 0:20:01during my big art soiree and make sure you get caught.
0:20:01 > 0:20:07- OK, fine, I'll break in tonight and get caught.- Good.- Happy?
0:20:07 > 0:20:11Yes, I'm happy. I don't need any surprises this time.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13And another thing...
0:20:15 > 0:20:17What was the other thing?
0:20:17 > 0:20:23You and your water! You must piss like a racehorse. Get out of here!
0:20:23 > 0:20:26OK, fine. God, you're so touchy.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29- You're touchy.- You're touchy. - You're touchy.- You're touchy.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- You're touchy.- You're touchy. - You're touchy.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Touchy!
0:20:34 > 0:20:38Now it's time to take out a little insurance policy.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45But first I need to call the police and tell them
0:20:45 > 0:20:50that Cliche is about to rob the art gallery. Get me Chief.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51TELEPHONE RINGING
0:20:54 > 0:20:57- What do you want with me? - Hello, Chief.
0:20:57 > 0:21:02Oh, Mayor Grady. Sorry, sir, kind of having a rough day.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Well, it's about to get a whole lot better.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06I've heard Cliche's going to the art gallery tonight
0:21:06 > 0:21:10to rob some more paintings during my classy soiree.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Where did you get this tip-off?
0:21:12 > 0:21:17Er, well, we're having a bad connection here. Hello? Hello?
0:21:17 > 0:21:22- Hello.- Yes. The main thing is Cliche's going to be there tonight.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24And he might just have company.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29- You think he'll bring a plus one? - No, what I meant was...
0:21:32 > 0:21:36OK people, get your asses in gear! We got a Frenchy to fry!
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Mahogany, on the floor, checking in.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46- Chief checking in. - Rust checking in.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- Mitch, what are you wearing? - I'm undercover.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Where did you even get that costume from?
0:21:51 > 0:21:55- Don't worry, she's going to be fine. - What?- Lipstick suits your eyes.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Thank you, Chief.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Still no sign of Cliche. Canapes, ladies?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02# Romero and Byrne! #
0:22:02 > 0:22:04- Oh, for God's sake.- Hello. It's us.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Fancy seeing you here.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09- Posh.- You look ridiculous.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13Guys, I don't mean to interrupt, but another painting's gone.
0:22:13 > 0:22:18Cliche. Think, John, think. If you were French, where would you be?
0:22:19 > 0:22:20Cheese and wine.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31That feels better.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35No running!
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Which way'd he go?
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Well, if I'm as good as I think I am, he definitely went this way.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Sounds right to me.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55OK. Let's split up.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59John! No. Trust me, that's not a good idea.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Chief, you need to get over this.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04OK? There's no such thing as ghosts.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06And even if they existed,
0:23:06 > 0:23:08do you think Flanagan would be in limbo, desperate to get revenge?
0:23:08 > 0:23:12Sure. He definitely would. He'd let nothing stop him.
0:23:12 > 0:23:17Nothing. But ghosts aren't real. Probably. So stop thinking about it.
0:23:37 > 0:23:42What the hell? It's you!
0:23:42 > 0:23:44- Flanagan!- Huh?
0:23:45 > 0:23:50Now, I don't care why you're doing this, but it has to stop.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56I want you to leave here, OK? What happened, happened.
0:23:56 > 0:24:02Nobody's to blame, but you need to move on.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Er, OK.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Goodbye, Flanagan.
0:24:09 > 0:24:14Goodbye partner.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20- Stop right there, Cliche. - MFI. You're under arrest.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- Hands up, Cliche. - Think we won't shoot?- Think again!
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Show him.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Didn't feel a thing!
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Hm, I still think I'm going to escape.
0:24:34 > 0:24:39Don't worry everyone, AmazerLazer will stop him.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43- No, it won't. Seriously, it's shit. - It isn't.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Give it up, Cliche. There's no way out.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49OK, fine, but first I just have to
0:24:49 > 0:24:50take a hostage.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52GASPS
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Don't shoot. That statue's priceless.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59This is not goodbye. Just au revoir.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02And to think, you thought I could be caught by a couple of
0:25:02 > 0:25:03shit cops like you.
0:25:03 > 0:25:07Shit cops? That's it.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14Argh! My eyes!
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Cliche, you're under arrest.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19You have the right to earn us 20,000 points.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Thanks to Amazerlazer, we've now defeated France.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27So, who wants to buy one? Huh?
0:25:27 > 0:25:31Jim, you son of a bitch, you've got money, your mum just died.
0:25:31 > 0:25:35You just destroyed a priceless statue!
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Well, there goes his sculpted physique.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49- He's back, there it is. - Hey. I totally came up with that.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52- Sure, tell it to the judge. - No. I did! I did!
0:25:52 > 0:25:55There was just no-one around to hear it.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57I can't see.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Well, guys, that was some great police work.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Maybe you're not such useless bellends after all.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Yeah, you're all right.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07You should really get an ambulance.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Maybe you're not such useless bellends after all.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12You're suffering major brain trauma.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15- See you around, JCPD. - In a bit, MFI.
0:26:17 > 0:26:23Hey, guys, guys, see you soon.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38You going to get changed now?
0:26:38 > 0:26:40No.
0:26:40 > 0:26:41I respect that.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46And now, to pay tribute to two police officers with
0:26:46 > 0:26:50the greatest honour a cop duo can earn.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51I did it, Dad.
0:26:51 > 0:26:55It gives me great pleasure to present the Golden Doughnut to
0:26:55 > 0:27:01Officers Peterson and McGockey. Get your asses over here. Come on.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Take this, it's yours.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06All that paperwork really does add up.
0:27:06 > 0:27:10- Wow. I can't believe we won the Golden Doughnut.- Yes.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13I really expected Mahogany and Rust to win,
0:27:13 > 0:27:15- but they didn't, which was a big surprise.- Yes.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Don't beat yourselves up too much, boys.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24You see, I learned something today.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26I learned you can't let your past haunt you.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28I learnt a lot about France people.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30And I learnt that Justice City Penitentiary's
0:27:30 > 0:27:32going to have a new French blind to go in the window.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38Because you blinded the France bloke and now he's in prison.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41That's how the joke works.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43He'll never regain the power of sight.