The Escape of Vince Rust

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07This programme contains very strong language

0:00:10 > 0:00:12I'm coming for you, brother.

0:00:14 > 0:00:16And you, Planet Sofa.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19And you.

0:00:19 > 0:00:2020% off.

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Not bad...

0:00:51 > 0:00:52'This just in!

0:00:52 > 0:00:55'Mayor Grady has been caught up in yet another scandal.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58'You in the bush! With your trousers down!

0:00:58 > 0:01:01'I can explain everything! I can explain everything!

0:01:01 > 0:01:02'Get on the floor!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05'We'll have more on this breaking news story, right after

0:01:05 > 0:01:08'this special announcement from the Mayor's office.'

0:01:12 > 0:01:14I'll be at church in a minute, Mom!

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Oh, hi!

0:01:16 > 0:01:17Mayor Grady here.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20You just caught me hanging out at the old family farm.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22What's that?

0:01:22 > 0:01:26The papers are printing spurious stories about my private life?

0:01:26 > 0:01:28HE CHUCKLES

0:01:28 > 0:01:30You know, a lot of people hang around that park at night.

0:01:30 > 0:01:35Whether I had my trousers on or not is my own damn business.

0:01:35 > 0:01:40I am now fully cooperating with the police during this investigation.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44I'm Mayor Grady and I approve this message.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55So, do you want to ask Grady the questions?

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Give me a bit of a time off on my special day?

0:01:58 > 0:02:01I don't see what's so special about a Wednesday.

0:02:04 > 0:02:05Unbelievable.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08And it's not even Wednesday. It's Monday.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11TYRES SCREECH

0:02:13 > 0:02:15- They look like testicles. - OFFICE TOY CLICKS

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Oh, hey, John, Mitch.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19These newspapers, you know?

0:02:19 > 0:02:22The minute you're found in a park with your trousers down,

0:02:22 > 0:02:25all of a sudden, you're labelled a sex pest!

0:02:25 > 0:02:28You know what would be great? If this would just...go away.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Mayor, my name is Detective John Mahogany of the JCPD.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37- I know.- And I've never taken a bribe in my life.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40My father never took a bribe, Mitch has never...

0:02:40 > 0:02:41What are you doing?

0:02:42 > 0:02:43You didn't see anything.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49More for me. So, you need a statement, huh?

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Just a couple of questions, really - Mitch, would you like to go first?

0:02:54 > 0:02:55Nah.

0:02:55 > 0:02:59Yes, just some clarification on the broader details.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Well, as I explained earlier,

0:03:01 > 0:03:05I was in the park with my personal trainer, Crystal Beth.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08My zip broke and the trousers fell down.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Then, these nuns came by

0:03:10 > 0:03:13and obviously jumped to the wrong conclusions.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15So, as you can see, I've got nothing to hide.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18MACHINERY CREAKS AND WHIRRS

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Apart from the secret vault!

0:03:26 > 0:03:28I always hide the secret vault.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32What did you do?

0:03:32 > 0:03:34I just pulled that travel book out.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Treasure Island? That's not a travel book.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41As long as you're here, you might as well get the special tour.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47This is where I tend to keep my valuables,

0:03:47 > 0:03:49especially around election time.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50This is all yours?

0:03:50 > 0:03:52You bet your sweet anus it is.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54"Property of Justice City Art Gallery".

0:03:54 > 0:03:57- MAYOR GRADY LAUGHS - What are you, the cops?!

0:03:57 > 0:04:02- Yes.- Oh. Well, this is all mere decoration compared to this -

0:04:02 > 0:04:05my piece de resistance.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12It's just a sticker.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Oh, this isn't just any sticker, John.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- This is...- Dean Saunders.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19That's right.

0:04:19 > 0:04:2220 years ago, there was a major shortage of Dean Saunders.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Mass hysteria broke out,

0:04:24 > 0:04:28as boys and fully grown men turned on each other -

0:04:28 > 0:04:30fathers, sons, brothers,

0:04:30 > 0:04:32another brother -

0:04:32 > 0:04:36all unable to complete their Merlin sticker albums.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Needless to say, it's practically priceless.

0:04:40 > 0:04:41I'll swap you.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Swap me! For who?

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Andy Townsend?

0:04:46 > 0:04:49- MAYOR GRADY LAUGHS - Andy Townsend?

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Get out!

0:04:52 > 0:04:53Andy Townsend...

0:04:56 > 0:05:00(I would never swap you for Andy Townsend. I love you.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03(I love you so much...)

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Come on, Dean Saunders, come on, Dean Saunders...

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Oh, for f...

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Mitch? Mitch?

0:05:14 > 0:05:16- LORRY HORN BLARES - Mitch?!- What!?

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Can you concentrate on the road, please?

0:05:18 > 0:05:20CAR HORNS BLARE

0:05:20 > 0:05:23I've told you, you've got to keep looking forward.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What is the matter with you lately?

0:05:26 > 0:05:28- It's like you can't be bothered with anything.- What?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30You can't focus, you've been skiving off...

0:05:30 > 0:05:32What? I've been following loads of leads.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Yeah, all at the Leisure Park.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36The ten pin bowling lead, the arcade lead,

0:05:36 > 0:05:37The Frankie And Benny's lead...

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Its a shame, I was going to follow up another lead today.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42- Orange Wednesdays.- It's Monday!

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Gah!

0:05:48 > 0:05:50- # Chief!- # Chief.- Chief.

0:05:50 > 0:05:54OK, boys, two things. First - John, many happy returns.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Ah. Thanks for remembering, Chief.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Wow, it's a...

0:06:03 > 0:06:04It's a lovely frame.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08You can keep the picture in there if you want, or not, totally up to you.

0:06:08 > 0:06:09- I'll have it.- It's mine. Thanks.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Now, what did you want to see us about?

0:06:11 > 0:06:14There's a been a break out from Justice City Penitentiary.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18- Who's it this time?- Mitch... it's your identical twin brother -

0:06:18 > 0:06:19Vince.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21MITCH SIGHS Not that twat.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24You've got an identical twin brother in prison?

0:06:24 > 0:06:26No, he escaped from prison. Keep up, mate.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30We just had a reported sighting down at Justice City General Hospital.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34Go check it out. I want that ugly son of a bitch back behind bars.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Yeah, the ugly motherfucker.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45- TANNOY:- 'Urgent announcement - priest to ward three,

0:06:45 > 0:06:48'I repeat, priest to... Oh, no. Don't worry about it.'

0:06:48 > 0:06:51- Anything? - What are you doing? Get down!

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Nah, it's all right, it's just a cleaning lady.

0:06:57 > 0:06:58So, let me get this straight -

0:06:58 > 0:07:01there's actually two of you and you're exactly the same?

0:07:01 > 0:07:02Not exactly.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09I got an "M" and he's got a "V".

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Helped tell us apart in public.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Right... That, er... That makes sense.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15Where's your gun?

0:07:15 > 0:07:18Must have left it in the car. I'll get it later.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Right, that's the last straw.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24You either completely change your whole personality,

0:07:24 > 0:07:25or you find yourself a new partner.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27What's that supposed to mean?

0:07:27 > 0:07:29It means I'm sick of you being a lazy bastard

0:07:29 > 0:07:31and me picking up your slack.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33No, I mean what's that supposed to mean?

0:07:35 > 0:07:37- MAHOGANY SIGHS - For God's sakes, Mitch.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39You can't even remember my birthday.

0:07:39 > 0:07:40I thought that was last year.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43OK, I think we need some cooling off time.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46- Sounds good to me!- Great. Well, if you'll excuse me,

0:07:46 > 0:07:48I'm going to do some actual police work!

0:07:48 > 0:07:51- Well, so am I!- Great! Because that's exactly what I wanted!

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Yeah?! Well, it was a knee-jerk reaction -

0:07:54 > 0:07:56and I regret saying it!

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Trouble in paradise, eh, ladies?

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Sorry?

0:08:08 > 0:08:09What?

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Oh, nothing love.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Just chatting to myself, ain't I?

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Nothing suspicious going on here.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Vince? You in here, or what?

0:08:26 > 0:08:27Vince?

0:08:32 > 0:08:33All right, you bellend?

0:08:35 > 0:08:36Oh, fuck...

0:08:41 > 0:08:43How's tricks, knob cheese?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45All right thanks, pin dick.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47You been hanging around any vaults lately?

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Can't remember.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Well, maybe this will help jog your noggin.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Half price at DFS?

0:08:59 > 0:09:01No...this!

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Oh, shit.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06That's right.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Dean Saunders.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Come on, Dean, come on, Dean Saunders. Come on!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20What you got there?

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Nothing. Just another Andy Townsend.

0:09:22 > 0:09:23- It's Dean Saunders, ain't it?- No.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29- Give it here!- Let it go! Its mine!- Get off! Give it to me!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34- BOTH:- Dean!

0:09:34 > 0:09:35Oh, my God!

0:09:35 > 0:09:37TYRES SCREECH CRASH

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Someone call an ambulance!

0:09:39 > 0:09:42I've waited a bloody long time to finish my sticker album.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46That empty space, teasing me everyday in the clink!

0:09:46 > 0:09:51So, are you going to tell me how to get into Grady's vault, or what?

0:09:51 > 0:09:52- Nah.- Fine.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56Then your idiot partner will.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Using the latest breakthroughs in medical science,

0:09:59 > 0:10:04our faces are going to be surgically removed and switched.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07You will become me and I...

0:10:07 > 0:10:09will become you.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Doctor, prepare us for Face Swap.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18But you're identical twins.

0:10:21 > 0:10:22What?

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Well, you've got exactly the same face.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Prepare us for Face Swap!

0:10:29 > 0:10:32All right, all right, I'll prepare you for face swap.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Extraordinary...

0:11:16 > 0:11:17Good job on the take down, Mitch.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Cheers, copper that I've worked with for years!

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Way to put your twin brother back in prison.

0:11:22 > 0:11:27Oh, nice one, rozzer that I definitely know the name of!

0:11:27 > 0:11:28Ah.

0:11:28 > 0:11:33The old familiar building that I work in every day.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Yeah, this'll do all right.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43Mitch? What the hell happened? I couldn't find you anywhere.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46Yeah, I... Er, I nicked my idiot brother, didn't I?

0:11:46 > 0:11:50Anyway, job's a good 'un, he's back in the slammer.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Are you all right? You usually have your nap between 11 and 4.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Yeah. Look, I got you a present.

0:11:59 > 0:12:03It's one of those "favourite memory" books, like.

0:12:03 > 0:12:04Ah, there's one.

0:12:04 > 0:12:10Remember that time we got into Mayor Grady's vault?

0:12:10 > 0:12:13It was amazing, the way it opened by...

0:12:13 > 0:12:16You can finish it off, if you like.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20Yeah.... Yes.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Oh, very good.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24This is the nicest thing you've ever done for me.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, you going to finish it off, or not?

0:12:27 > 0:12:29- LAUGHTER - Yeah, we're partners!

0:12:29 > 0:12:31You don't want to do that!

0:12:31 > 0:12:34- LAUGHTER - Ow...

0:12:34 > 0:12:36PHONE RINGS

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Hello, The Filth?

0:12:39 > 0:12:42- "Cheese"? - VINCE LAUGHS

0:12:42 > 0:12:45No, we don't need cheese, mate.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48"Chief." Yeah.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Some bloke called "Chief" wants to see us in his office.

0:12:54 > 0:12:55OK. After you.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Yeah, well, that cupboard's clear.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06How about you lead the way, partner?

0:13:13 > 0:13:18# Suspicion! #

0:13:18 > 0:13:19Chief.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22There's been another Grady scandal, boys.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24We raided a massage parlour this morning

0:13:24 > 0:13:28and Grady was caught in a somewhat compromising situation.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32'Officers, please! Don't look at me!'

0:13:32 > 0:13:35- 'Don't look at me!' - MAYOR SOBS

0:13:35 > 0:13:38Sounds like we should take a butchers at Grady's secret vault.

0:13:38 > 0:13:42Talking of which, I'd be happy to lead a search of it.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45See what we can find, you know?

0:13:45 > 0:13:46What do you say?

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Plenty more where they came from, Chef.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02GUARD DOGS BARK

0:14:04 > 0:14:06- CELL DOOR SLAMS - Lights out!

0:14:14 > 0:14:16No!

0:14:17 > 0:14:22I must admit, something seemed different about Vince that day.

0:14:22 > 0:14:26Funny how a man can change, when he gets a taste of the outside world.

0:14:26 > 0:14:31One minute, you're breathing in the cool air of freedom...

0:14:31 > 0:14:35The next, you're banged up with nothing but your regrets

0:14:35 > 0:14:37and a deranged serial killer.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Oh, bollocks.

0:14:44 > 0:14:48So, what you in for, mate?

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Me? Well, I guess I'm just a man

0:14:50 > 0:14:53who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Framed for a robbery that I did not commit,

0:14:56 > 0:15:00but too long locked up ever be able to make a go of it on the outside.

0:15:02 > 0:15:03Wow.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06And I murdered my family, and all their neighbours and my wife.

0:15:10 > 0:15:11Bummer.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Yes I did, but she was still warm.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Why don't I ask Grady the questions, eh?

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Wait a minute, you want to ask all the questions suddenly?

0:15:28 > 0:15:31- I see what's happening here. - What you chatting about?

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Suddenly, you're acting all differently.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36You remembered my birthday, you're up for doing more work,

0:15:36 > 0:15:40you haven't upset any pensioners - it's like you're not Mitch at all.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Which can all only mean one thing...

0:15:42 > 0:15:45You totally took on board what I said earlier,

0:15:45 > 0:15:48- about having to change your whole personality!- Yeah, yeah!

0:15:48 > 0:15:49VINCE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:15:49 > 0:15:53I heard you banging on about it in that hospital corridor, didn't I?

0:15:53 > 0:15:56To me! Yeah. Nice one.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03John, Mitch, thanks for coming by again to clear things up.

0:16:03 > 0:16:08Maybe we should talk somewhere a bit more vaulty. Like your vault?

0:16:08 > 0:16:10- How do we get in again? - LAUGHTER

0:16:10 > 0:16:14This guy! This guy right here's my partner. Up top.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Yeah, one step ahead, all right.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19Mr Mayor, just tell us, in your own words, what happened.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Well, I was having a perfectly innocent massage

0:16:22 > 0:16:24from the lovely Suki Won here.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26You want sex?

0:16:26 > 0:16:28- Excuse me?- No! Not now. - MAYOR LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:16:28 > 0:16:30I bet you didn't know this,

0:16:30 > 0:16:32but massage parlours attract snakes.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35A snake got in and bit me on the ding-dong.

0:16:35 > 0:16:40Luckily, Suki Won here is an international expert on snake venom.

0:16:40 > 0:16:41Really?

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Yes.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Where others would have panicked, Suki Won leapt to it,

0:16:46 > 0:16:48and sucked the poison out.

0:16:48 > 0:16:52Which is when your officers came in and clearly got mistaken.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Is that definitely what happened?

0:16:55 > 0:16:56No. MAYOR COUGHS

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Yes.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Well, if that clears everything up...

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Suki Won, you're free to go.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04And look out for those snakes!

0:17:04 > 0:17:06What is snake?

0:17:06 > 0:17:09- MAYOR LAUGHS - She's a comic in her home country.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Well, if that's everything,

0:17:11 > 0:17:13I've got business I need to attend to.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Time to check on old Dean Saunders.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19MACHINERY CRANKS AND WHIRRS

0:17:21 > 0:17:24How did he...? How did he do that?

0:17:25 > 0:17:27- Yep, all good. - VINCE SOBS

0:17:29 > 0:17:32MAYOR WHISTLES VINCE WHEEZES

0:17:33 > 0:17:36Well, I'm glad that's cleared up. Shall we hug it out?

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Let's hug it out. Let's hug it out. Let's hug it out.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40We'll hug in the car. We'll hug in the car.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42We're going to hug in the car.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45- # They're hanging out in the showers - Cos he's his best friend

0:17:45 > 0:17:48# They're having a good time in their towels

0:17:48 > 0:17:50# Cos he's his best friend.

0:17:52 > 0:17:56# John doesn't seem to see it But that definitely isn't Mitch

0:17:56 > 0:17:57# It's definitely Vince

0:17:57 > 0:18:00# It's pretty bloody obvious That back in the hospital

0:18:00 > 0:18:02# Vince pulled a switch

0:18:02 > 0:18:06- # He's clearly trying to con him - Cos he's his best friend

0:18:06 > 0:18:09# Missing the point He's probably going to kill him

0:18:09 > 0:18:11# Cos he's his best friend

0:18:11 > 0:18:13# You're not really listening

0:18:13 > 0:18:17- # He's in mortal danger - Cos he's his best friend. #

0:18:33 > 0:18:34Say, Vince?

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Some of the boys are thinking about a prison riot later.

0:18:37 > 0:18:38You want in?

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Nah, I'm all right.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43It's nearly nap time.

0:18:43 > 0:18:48You know, my mama always told me to hold my tongue.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Ironic, considering that I cut hers out,

0:18:51 > 0:18:53but I can't no longer.

0:18:53 > 0:18:54We used to be a team,

0:18:54 > 0:18:57but a team ain't nothing if you ain't got your partner.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00- ECHOING:- 'If you ain't got your partner...

0:19:00 > 0:19:02'If you ain't got your partner...

0:19:08 > 0:19:11- ECHO:- 'If you ain't got your partner...

0:19:11 > 0:19:13'If you ain't got your partner...'

0:19:13 > 0:19:16If you ain't got your partner...

0:19:16 > 0:19:18If you ain't got your partner...

0:19:21 > 0:19:22Hey, Nolan?

0:19:24 > 0:19:26How do you fancy breaking out of this joint?

0:19:30 > 0:19:31- Yeah!- Yeah?

0:19:31 > 0:19:33- Yeah!- Yeah, yeah, OK!

0:19:33 > 0:19:35- Yeah!- Yeah, yeah! - Yeah!- Yeah!

0:19:35 > 0:19:38- Yeah!- Yeah!- Oh...

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Do you have any ideas?

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Why don't we just escape however you did last time?

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Last time?

0:19:50 > 0:19:52That was pretty easy, actually...

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Oh, yeah -

0:19:57 > 0:19:59I dug a massive tunnel!

0:20:07 > 0:20:09- You wanted to see me? - Come in, quickly!

0:20:09 > 0:20:10Why, what's going on?

0:20:10 > 0:20:13We've had Mitch under close observation for the past two days.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16There has been an 86% increase in work attendance,

0:20:16 > 0:20:19alongside a 96% drop in misplaced firearms.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22But this is perhaps the most compelling evidence of all.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24By 4.36 pm, on average,

0:20:24 > 0:20:27Mitch will have eaten 12 to 16 packets of bacon crisps.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30This was him by the same time today.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Bacon crisps consumed so far -

0:20:32 > 0:20:34zero.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37Leading us to the only logical conclusion.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Mitch...

0:20:39 > 0:20:41is in fact...

0:20:41 > 0:20:42Vince.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Guys, guys, guys, let's not get carried away.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50All that's happened is that Mitch and I had an adult conversation.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52I told him my issues, he took them on board

0:20:52 > 0:20:55and he's now completely changed who he is.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59OK, fine!

0:20:59 > 0:21:00But there's no way to prove it.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03It's not like they're branded or anything.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05I've got an "M" and he's got a "V".

0:21:10 > 0:21:12Can you go in on this image?

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Go to the mirror in the background.

0:21:16 > 0:21:17Is that a letter "V"?

0:21:17 > 0:21:19It looks more like an "O" to me.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22- No, to the right. - Yeah, that's a "V".

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Which can only mean one thing...

0:21:39 > 0:21:40- All right?- All right?

0:21:42 > 0:21:45MAHOGANY LAUGHS MECHANICALLY

0:21:45 > 0:21:47VINCE LAUGHS MECHANICALLY

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Yeah.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52- Yeah. - BOTH FORCE LAUGHS

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16You know, I was thinking about...

0:22:18 > 0:22:20- ..Grady's vault.- Yeah?

0:22:20 > 0:22:23Yeah, I mean, who would have thought

0:22:23 > 0:22:25that to get to the treasure...

0:22:25 > 0:22:28- Yeah?- You'd have to pull on a book...

0:22:28 > 0:22:30- Yeah?!- ..which is on the bookshelves...

0:22:30 > 0:22:31Just bloody say it!

0:22:31 > 0:22:34..and is called Treasure Island.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37- VINCE LAUGHS - Fuck you!

0:22:41 > 0:22:43It's still clear.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48ALARMS BLARE

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Keep your eyes peeled. They're around here somewhere.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Hey, Nolan!

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Less of them murders, yeah?

0:22:55 > 0:22:58Sure thing, old friend. Sure thing.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32SLOW CLAP

0:23:38 > 0:23:40Hello, Mitch.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42Or should I say, "Vince"?

0:23:42 > 0:23:46That's right, I know who you really are, and I bet you're wondering how.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49Well, it was all quite simple, really.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51I first became suspicious when you...

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Shit.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02- All right? - What you doing here, bum breath?

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Give me Dean Saunders.

0:24:05 > 0:24:06Nah.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Why you hitting yourself? Why you hitting yourself?

0:24:13 > 0:24:16Why you hitting yourself? Why you hitting yourself?

0:24:16 > 0:24:18- No, not the wet willy! - Wet...willy!

0:24:18 > 0:24:20MITCH SCREAMS

0:24:23 > 0:24:27Ahh! Chinese burn!

0:24:27 > 0:24:29- Say I'm the best!- I'm the best.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31No, I mean "you're the best"!

0:24:31 > 0:24:34- Cheers.- You're such a div!

0:24:43 > 0:24:46VINCE SCREAMS

0:24:49 > 0:24:51MACHINERY CREAKS AND WHIRRS

0:25:00 > 0:25:01Dean!

0:25:01 > 0:25:04CAR HORNS BLARE, TYRES SCREECH CRASH

0:25:04 > 0:25:07Oh, it's a pile up down there!

0:25:07 > 0:25:09- EXPLOSION - Sorry!

0:25:10 > 0:25:12GUN CLICKS

0:25:13 > 0:25:16I'm going to ask you one question...

0:25:16 > 0:25:17When's my birthday?

0:25:17 > 0:25:19- March 4th.- Couldn't give a shit.

0:25:19 > 0:25:23- GUNSHOT - Argh! You shot me, you bastard!

0:25:23 > 0:25:24I'm Mitch! I'm Mitch!

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Whoa, whoa, what you doing, mate?

0:25:26 > 0:25:30- Let's see what we've got here. - What you doing?

0:25:30 > 0:25:31Just what I thought.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34In short, I've absolutely nothing to hide.

0:25:35 > 0:25:39I'm innocent! I'm actually innocent this time

0:25:39 > 0:25:41...and every time.

0:25:41 > 0:25:45Only on this occasion, I am particularly innocent.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Come on, man!

0:25:47 > 0:25:48Vote Grady.

0:25:58 > 0:25:59We'll swap their faces back.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02- No-one will ever have to know. - ECG BEEPS

0:26:02 > 0:26:04Seriously, it's the same face.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09Make it so, Doc. Make it so...

0:26:17 > 0:26:20APPLAUSE

0:26:27 > 0:26:31Mitch, I'm sorry I tried to change you into something that you're not.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33I mean, who cares about birthdays, anyway?

0:26:33 > 0:26:35- I got you a present.- About time!

0:26:35 > 0:26:36What is it?

0:26:36 > 0:26:38About 15 Andy Townsends.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41Right. Thanks, mate.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43Good news, boys. You cracked the case!

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Yeah! I was horribly unobservant.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47I broke out of prison.

0:26:47 > 0:26:50And aided the escape of a notorious serial killer in the process.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52LAUGHTER

0:26:52 > 0:26:55We should try and catch that guy before he kills someone!

0:26:55 > 0:26:57- LAUGHTER - If he hasn't already!

0:26:57 > 0:26:58Whoops!