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0:00:08 > 0:00:14This week in a very special edition of Gogglebox we head to Islington

0:00:14 > 0:00:18and the home of later on leader, Jeremy Corbyn.

0:00:18 > 0:00:24What is this show called?Tracy Breaks The News.

0:00:24 > 0:00:36Who's that old bloke meant to be?

0:00:54 > 0:01:01What kind of an oh, was that, dear? I have to organise Nuys the

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Conservative Christmas party. Steep Christmas is mere before we know it,

0:01:03 > 0:01:10we are not prepared. It is Brexit with tinsel! I have to keep the

0:01:10 > 0:01:14party happy, they have worked jolly hard.

0:01:14 > 0:01:21It has to be safe for all of the guests. No set pest stuff. Phillip,

0:01:21 > 0:01:28I am absolutely determined to tackle this issue, all of a sudden.Right

0:01:28 > 0:01:34you are, Teflon Tess. In the invitations we are not

0:01:34 > 0:01:40inviting anyone with the words octopus, wandering or bastard.

0:01:40 > 0:01:46Sounds nice. We need alcohol, perhaps English sparkling wine.

0:01:46 > 0:01:50That will stop people drinking too much.What about dancing?Nothing

0:01:50 > 0:01:55with physical contact. Not the locomotive and nobody scrawling on

0:01:55 > 0:01:58the floor to Oops Up One Side's Head.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Boris Johnson will be happy. That is a plus.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05What about the one you don't touch, you do the arms and jump on the

0:02:05 > 0:02:11spot?The macarana. It is a bit European.

0:02:11 > 0:02:17Well that's out too, then! What? It's Michael Gove making a joke,

0:02:17 > 0:02:23that is in no way funny at all. Then stop it. And why aren't I on

0:02:23 > 0:02:29the group? Just paws I don't have what's ap, doesn't mean I should not

0:02:29 > 0:02:33be included?No, dear. Amber Rudd says we should do a

0:02:33 > 0:02:39secret Santa. I can't see anything wrong with

0:02:39 > 0:02:46that, as long as you don't bring certain toys?What about toys, we

0:02:46 > 0:02:59are grown ups?Do you mean Marks & Spencer? Never mind.

0:02:59 > 0:03:04So a Christmas party, without any toys or music, I'm worried it is

0:03:04 > 0:03:07still too upbeat for the Democratic Unionist Party.

0:03:07 > 0:03:12So, a group on a train. Everyone thinks this each other has committed

0:03:12 > 0:03:19murder. We are very proud of it. The first film based on the Southern

0:03:19 > 0:03:24Rail franchise. No! We is lots of fake social media

0:03:24 > 0:03:28accounts in the West.Yes?The social media companies are shutting

0:03:28 > 0:03:35them down.Why?For being fake.It costs thus thousands.

0:03:35 > 0:03:41I've lost my favourite. We must keep turning the West

0:03:41 > 0:03:46against itself or Vladimir Putin will get sad. And if he gets sad, I

0:03:46 > 0:03:50get sad and people go missing. There must be other ways to

0:03:50 > 0:03:56undermine politics in the UK.For Jacob Rees-Mogg to become the Prime

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Minister and finish the job for us. OK.

0:03:59 > 0:04:06Danny?Assimilate fake videos on Facebook?What is that sound,

0:04:06 > 0:04:12boring! I want new ways to undermine democracy!Recipe books.Who needs

0:04:12 > 0:04:20recipe books? Vodka and dumplings, is the only recipe that we need. But

0:04:20 > 0:04:23a British person is given a recipe book every Christmas.

0:04:23 > 0:04:30Yes. Infiltrate the publishers, buy up the printers, the recipes will be

0:04:30 > 0:04:39adjusted! That smells lovely. It's the new Nigella.

0:04:39 > 0:04:46Why does it say Nato's shit.I don't know, because it?You are watching

0:04:46 > 0:04:52the news. Further allegations of sexual misconduct emerged, you know,

0:04:52 > 0:04:57I kicked a supervisor in the balls in 2008 instead of accepting his

0:04:57 > 0:05:02advances. Perhaps that is why I've been on this night shift for nine

0:05:02 > 0:05:06years. The time is only 20 minutes since I

0:05:06 > 0:05:13last looked. Feels like longer. Back in Islington, Jeremy Corbyn and

0:05:13 > 0:05:16John McDonald are watching Sounds Like Friday Night.

0:05:16 > 0:05:23Met him. Know her. He's a fan. Is that so?Reminds me of

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Glastonbury. Shall I put my speech on again.

0:05:26 > 0:05:34Can we take a break. I'm starving. Due few puff?Lovely.

0:05:34 > 0:05:39Actually, I'm OK. Going rather well, don't you think?

0:05:39 > 0:05:43That bit where I explained to you who Noel fielding was. Classic

0:05:43 > 0:05:49Gogglebox. Sure this is a good idea? We are

0:05:49 > 0:05:54meant to be social revolutionaries. This is TV fluff?Political MPs have

0:05:54 > 0:05:59to come across as normal people. Inviting the TV cameras into my

0:05:59 > 0:06:04crypt is good. We should be focussing on the real

0:06:04 > 0:06:12enemy?What, Paul Hollywood!No, the bloody Tories!All right, comrade,

0:06:12 > 0:06:16let's take it down a notch. The workers.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20I worry about the showbiz stuff. You don't want to talk about elected

0:06:20 > 0:06:28people. My job is to spread the gospel of

0:06:28 > 0:06:30international neo-Marxist international capitalism. That is

0:06:30 > 0:06:35why I appear on Loose Women. The fact that I have great chemistry

0:06:35 > 0:06:38with Stacey Solomon is neither here nor there.

0:06:38 > 0:06:43You have a new image with the beard and the clothes.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45I've had the same clothe for 30 years.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49These day you wear them, before they were just sort of... On you.

0:06:49 > 0:06:57We have to get back in there. Listen, John, I'm still the same old

0:06:57 > 0:07:01Jeremy, champion of ordinary working people. Look at this programme, the

0:07:01 > 0:07:08way it documents the neo-liberal consumerist model, providing workers

0:07:08 > 0:07:15with a decent income but forcing them to demeaning ways to find a few

0:07:15 > 0:07:20extra quid. It's only Bargain Hunt.

0:07:20 > 0:07:25I'm using beige on your cheeks to go with your eyes.

0:07:25 > 0:07:32Remind me who I am meeting with. Oh, the other one...I know it was

0:07:32 > 0:07:36Macron but it is not as if I have been counting the dares and the

0:07:36 > 0:07:40minutes. I know what you are like around him.

0:07:40 > 0:07:46Don't be taken in by his charm. I know the difference between the

0:07:46 > 0:07:52politics and the lady in the bath. Don't worry, I will be 100%

0:07:52 > 0:08:05professional. Emmanuel...Angela. Please. Are you

0:08:05 > 0:08:12wearing book shelf beige?You noticed! Now, on the agenda, we have

0:08:12 > 0:08:17to talk about the Brexit fallout. Let's start with finances. We want

0:08:17 > 0:08:26London City jobs to move to Paris. Paris!Oh... Then you should have

0:08:26 > 0:08:33them, naturally...Moving on to the British text sector.

0:08:33 > 0:08:38We want those jobs in Germany. Of course but if someone were to say

0:08:38 > 0:08:42that France could have the tech jobs then that person would be the most

0:08:42 > 0:08:48generous as well as the most attractive leader the world has

0:08:48 > 0:08:54known. Oh, my God, I think that is good,

0:08:54 > 0:09:02ja. That should be good you can have the tech.

0:09:02 > 0:09:11I need you for a moment. I'm busy.There is a sudden crisis

0:09:11 > 0:09:19in the bratwurst industry. And there are problems on the new

0:09:19 > 0:09:25Kraftwerk album. And your lipstick smudged... How can

0:09:25 > 0:09:34you let that happen. You are letting Macron run circles around you.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37I am just waiting before I throw in the hard demands.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40You are the sex bomb. You are the power.

0:09:40 > 0:09:49You are right, what was I thinking?! You must think me a fool, I am not

0:09:49 > 0:09:55taken in by you. We want.0% of the bank jobs and 80% of the tech jobs.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59So, it is like this. I Yes.

0:09:59 > 0:10:04I thought we had something special. Nein.

0:10:04 > 0:10:10How could I think that I could best you? I have been foolish to

0:10:10 > 0:10:16underestimate such an exceptional woman as I walk the grounds of this

0:10:16 > 0:10:19conference centre alone tonight tonight... Naked from the waist up.

0:10:19 > 0:10:25Oiled. Beads of percent operation, dripping there every part of my

0:10:25 > 0:10:31torso. Oh... You can have the jobs.

0:10:31 > 0:10:41OK. We are done. Back to Paris. Oh, shit.

0:10:41 > 0:10:46Sorry, just having a Pop Tart. Donald Trump's campaign manager has

0:10:46 > 0:10:49been charged with a dozen serious offences related to hiring foreign

0:10:49 > 0:10:54payments. And Donald Trump has done a series of angry tweets. Imagine, I

0:10:54 > 0:11:02don't know... But it's a fair guess! Great news, the hospital air B and B

0:11:02 > 0:11:08idea we trialled in Southend has been not immediately rejected by a

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Health Minister. That bombed in the press. Thought it

0:11:11 > 0:11:15was dead in the water. Apparently not. What is next.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Expand on it?The Prison Service is stretched.

0:11:18 > 0:11:28. Ask the public to take the strain. £50 to house a convict.House a

0:11:28 > 0:11:32slasher, earn some cacher!Maybe something more friendly. So it

0:11:32 > 0:11:38doesn'ts sound like you get murdered.And offer training on how

0:11:38 > 0:11:44to restrain a violent criminal. I love it but are police arresting

0:11:44 > 0:11:50anymore?Funny you should say that. We have been working on an app. Open

0:11:50 > 0:11:56it at the moment of assault, swipe lift if you are stabbed, right for

0:11:56 > 0:12:04being mugged.I prefer the term arresteroo enforcer.

0:12:04 > 0:12:12Fantastic!Anything else?Archie... Why wait for so-called firefighters,

0:12:12 > 0:12:17when a blaze can connect you with bucket holders in your local area.

0:12:17 > 0:12:23And you don't have to do anything as ablaze uses the phone's in-built

0:12:23 > 0:12:30censor to detect the heat from your fire as quickly as... It's melting!

0:12:30 > 0:12:34It works better on android. It is not awful, which is the same

0:12:34 > 0:12:37as being brilliant. We're on fire.

0:12:37 > 0:12:44Yes, we are!No, we are on fire. Call 999. No need, ablaze has got

0:12:44 > 0:12:52this... Right, has anyone got 4G? She's going to break the news! Giddy

0:12:52 > 0:13:01up, filly. Over the hedge. Bump! And she make it is over again.

0:13:01 > 0:13:07She's going to win the gymkhana! Camilla here. Hello, sexy bum. Not

0:13:07 > 0:13:12home for ages. Phillip is tired. Kate is knocked

0:13:12 > 0:13:18up, so I'm taking up the slack. Not an hour goes buy when I'm not

0:13:18 > 0:13:23opening something or shaking hands with a snotty toddler. I have to go.

0:13:23 > 0:13:30I have to canter to the chemist. Hello. My father-in-law is

0:13:30 > 0:13:34forgetting to take pills I need a box marked with the days of the

0:13:34 > 0:13:37week. Of course.

0:13:37 > 0:13:43I've arranged a 21 gun salute to remind him of the time. Hello? No.

0:13:43 > 0:13:49You had your banquet. Don't you remember? 12 courses... Yes, I'll be

0:13:49 > 0:14:01back soon. No, I won't forget your Sudoku! He keeps his brain active,

0:14:01 > 0:14:07you know. Now, what else do I need. Oh, yes! The mother-in-law is losing

0:14:07 > 0:14:15her crown. Sometimes she says "where I have put my crown?" I say it is on

0:14:15 > 0:14:21her head. And sometimes she leave it is on her head or in Canada. Have

0:14:21 > 0:14:27you got a string to keep it on her neck?Yes, in red or blue.

0:14:27 > 0:14:32Anything with any precious gems?No. She should retire. She is showing

0:14:32 > 0:14:36her age. Wandering into a part of the Commonwealth and saying what did

0:14:36 > 0:14:44she go there for?Don't they life with you?Oh, God, you need a place

0:14:44 > 0:14:48where you pull a chord and somebody comes to them?A care home?A

0:14:48 > 0:14:56palace. But I am taking them to a day care centre.

0:14:56 > 0:15:01Oh, God, the mother-in-law now, hello? Have you looked on your head?

0:15:01 > 0:15:07On your head?! On your head?! Have you you been groped at home or at

0:15:07 > 0:15:11work? Preferably at work? Have you been asked to massage someone in

0:15:11 > 0:15:19order to get a job? Or buy sex toys for another man's wife? We are here

0:15:19 > 0:15:23to head. The deadline for reporting sexual harassment is fast

0:15:23 > 0:15:28approaching. Newspapers are losing interest. But don't take my word for

0:15:28 > 0:15:37it...When I was felt up by an employer in 2009 I was scared that I

0:15:37 > 0:15:44would jeopardise my career. Now I've come forward, they have explained it

0:15:44 > 0:15:51was OK back then, so it was great. Don't delay. Act now before idiots

0:15:51 > 0:15:54who have never experienced it, accuse you of jumping on the

0:15:54 > 0:15:58bandwagon.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Tawe star Gemma Collins has reportedly considered legal action

0:16:01 > 0:16:07after falling down a hole at the Radio 1 team awards. And... Sorry

0:16:07 > 0:16:13just checking it still says news up there. -- TOWIE. Apparently this is

0:16:13 > 0:16:16news now. The burgeoning nuclear Armageddon is presumably being

0:16:16 > 0:16:24covered by Heat magazine.I can't believe my nine was faster, so

0:16:24 > 0:16:29embarrassing.Sports halls across England. Close as cuts bite.

0:16:29 > 0:16:34Brainstorm.People sign up to rent out their back gardens to people who

0:16:34 > 0:16:40want to play rounders.How about for an extra fee access to the bath for

0:16:40 > 0:16:44an experienced almost like swimming. Let's call it scuba.Let's do this,

0:16:44 > 0:16:48I'm from the app, where is the fire?

0:16:50 > 0:16:55Jeremy Hunt John are now watching the apprentice.Aren't the team

0:16:55 > 0:17:07names ridiculous?I know.Vitality. Synergy.Kinetic.Evolve. You don't

0:17:07 > 0:17:13think...They sound nothing like momentum.It's a sensible name for a

0:17:13 > 0:17:18political organisation, not like a daft apprentice team name.Team

0:17:18 > 0:17:20momentum, that doesn't sound likely.

0:17:21 > 0:17:29Winter Olympics 2018, South Korea, I'm presenting loose, Bobsleigh,

0:17:29 > 0:17:32skiing, skating, ice hockey, skeleton, live shows, catch-up

0:17:32 > 0:17:36shows, opening ceremony and closing ceremony. I've got to be honest,

0:17:36 > 0:17:41producer, Sue, I'm worried. There must be more I can do. Please, let

0:17:41 > 0:17:47me help... I'm going to be a spare part in the Nordic combined so I

0:17:47 > 0:17:52thought while I'm over there I could pop up to North Korea.What?They

0:17:52 > 0:17:56are in a terrible pickle, I've got this. I could nip over there, bang a

0:17:56 > 0:17:59few heads together and fixed the whole hullabaloo. You'll get a

0:17:59 > 0:18:03programme, we can call it Clare Balding's nuclear throw-down. I

0:18:03 > 0:18:08fancy my chances in a chinwag with Kim Jong-un. I mean if anyone can

0:18:08 > 0:18:12deal with a power obsessed maniac it's me. I presented today at

0:18:12 > 0:18:18Wimbledon with John McEnroe.I'm not sure.I'll start with easy

0:18:18 > 0:18:22questions, settle him like a jittery horse. Kim, what is the atmosphere

0:18:22 > 0:18:27like in your brutal regime? Talk us through the moment you associate

0:18:27 > 0:18:31your own half brother, fluffy stuff, then take a big Clare Balding breath

0:18:31 > 0:18:35and ask how proud he would be to accept a formal peace treaty. I'll

0:18:35 > 0:18:40bamboozle him. I've got this, yeah, flat white and a cappuccino for

0:18:40 > 0:18:43Andrew. There you go. Don't worry, I can put this through for Andrew,

0:18:43 > 0:18:49just wants to help.You could get arrested, put in prison.That would

0:18:49 > 0:18:52put a crook endings. Would it? I could not in with the other inmates,

0:18:52 > 0:18:57take them rambling round the exercise yard. You could film that,

0:18:57 > 0:19:03too, Clare Balding inside the gulag is. I've got this. Could be a 2-part

0:19:03 > 0:19:08special. Four part special. And I'll do the voice-over, I'll use my

0:19:08 > 0:19:16Slocum serious voice I do when Team GB comes in last. -- my slow,

0:19:16 > 0:19:20serious voice. I've got this, stand back everybody!If you want to solve

0:19:20 > 0:19:26a problem what about an issue closer to home like Brexit?Brexit? Not

0:19:26 > 0:19:30even boulders could deal with that sticky wicket. There you go. Study,

0:19:30 > 0:19:31study...

0:19:35 > 0:19:38Gordon Brown has revealed in a memoir he wasn't entirely cut out to

0:19:38 > 0:19:45be Prime Minister. In other news... The Pope is Catholic. Stay tuned for

0:19:45 > 0:19:49breaking revelations about where bears shit. Woods, said a bad word.

0:19:49 > 0:19:53Let's see if anyone upstairs is watching... As I thought.

0:19:57 > 0:20:05Here's your copy. Touch of milk. But not too much.Not too sweet.Not too

0:20:05 > 0:20:10bitter.Bang in the centre, the way we like things here.I'm going to

0:20:10 > 0:20:14decant into my Tim Farron mug. I told you we'd get rid of them

0:20:14 > 0:20:19eventually, only 1998 to go.We've not exactly been going like hot

0:20:19 > 0:20:27cakes.I know, it's so unfair.When Tory and Labour MPs job of the front

0:20:27 > 0:20:32bench as they become inexplicably popular.Michael Portillo.Everybody

0:20:32 > 0:20:36hated him but stick him on a train in Asprey trousers and suddenly he

0:20:36 > 0:20:44is cosy tea-time viewing. Why has it not happened for Tim?Ed Balls...

0:20:44 > 0:20:49That was strictly.Would Tim be up for that?Is never specifically said

0:20:49 > 0:20:52he wouldn't wear sequins but he's hinted at it.There is more than

0:20:52 > 0:20:57strictly, there are all sorts of other reality shows.That's true, we

0:20:57 > 0:21:03could always ask... Where is our phonebook of previous leaders?

0:21:03 > 0:21:08Ashdown, Campbell, cable, Clegg...

0:21:11 > 0:21:15Tim commits Rebecca from party headquarters. Just a thought, we'd

0:21:15 > 0:21:20like to apply for you to be on I'm a celebrity. How would you feel about

0:21:20 > 0:21:26crawling through a tunnel of rats to get stars to get food for the camp?

0:21:26 > 0:21:29No? What about Bear Grylls? How would you feel about crawling

0:21:29 > 0:21:39through undergrowth to get food to the camp? No? OK, OK. Love Island?

0:21:39 > 0:21:42You go to an island and have sex with a string of glamour stars. Yes,

0:21:42 > 0:21:48sex. Heterosexual sex. He's hung up.

0:21:53 > 0:21:59Look at him, bringing the reputation of our national game, a source of

0:21:59 > 0:22:02Scottish pride being destroyed by this tiny handed in Mucci headed

0:22:02 > 0:22:08hate monkey.You know what's really bad, Nicola, he looks Scottish. His

0:22:08 > 0:22:13flaxen hair and strange sickly complexion.It's worse than that, we

0:22:13 > 0:22:19Mhairi, his mother was Scottish, a McLeod, just having one of his exist

0:22:19 > 0:22:23on Scottish soil is national humiliation. Sadly golf is his game

0:22:23 > 0:22:28of choice, that and nonconsensual groping. We have to find a way to

0:22:28 > 0:22:33put people off using his course. Get him out of Scotland. I call it,

0:22:33 > 0:22:39operation arsehole in one. Here is our quartermaster, canny Kenny, what

0:22:39 > 0:22:47have you got for us?A right load of balls.Balls?I, but not any balls.

0:22:47 > 0:22:51They might look like ordinary golf balls, but the outer shell is only

0:22:51 > 0:22:55the thickness of a haggis skin, inside is hollow. Filled with 6000

0:22:55 > 0:23:02genetically engineered midges. It only takes a swipe from one of these

0:23:02 > 0:23:06balls and the insulin crowd of beasties would devour the epidermis

0:23:06 > 0:23:11of every player on the fairway. They like pale skin best, ideal for the

0:23:11 > 0:23:19Caledonian golfer.Canny Kenny, it's perfect. In one fell swoop we will

0:23:19 > 0:23:27crush Trump's grip on Scottish golf. Midges...It's not so bad, it's only

0:23:27 > 0:23:28like camping in Loch Lomond.

0:23:32 > 0:23:35Prue Leith has apologised for revealing who won the great British

0:23:35 > 0:23:39Bake Off before the final was broadcast, treating the explanation,

0:23:39 > 0:23:45I mean Obertan. What kind of an excuse is that? Sorry I said that

0:23:45 > 0:23:54sexy picture to everyone at your work, but I'm in Bhutan. Reducing

0:23:54 > 0:23:57Alexis long-term relationship edition.Buy wine for Carol's party

0:23:57 > 0:24:03on Friday.You didn't tell me about Carol's party. That's fine, I'll

0:24:03 > 0:24:07cancel my plans.Just like you've been together for ever.Alexis, ten

0:24:07 > 0:24:17classical music on. Alexis, turn classical music on.Yes, get in!

0:24:17 > 0:24:22I've even listening to me? Recommend a local takeaway...I don't mind,

0:24:22 > 0:24:28you decide.You must have an opinion.Whatever, you choose.Order

0:24:28 > 0:24:34pizza.Not pizza.The Alexis long-term relationship edition.

0:24:34 > 0:24:39Remember exactly why you chose to stay single in the first place.Get

0:24:39 > 0:24:45out! And take your charging dock with you!

0:24:47 > 0:24:52You wanted to see me?Yes, I think we need to talk about how your

0:24:52 > 0:24:58economics degree is going.Definite. I'm concerned your written work is

0:24:58 > 0:25:02very poor.Not good enough, is it? What have you got to say for

0:25:02 > 0:25:06yourself?What have I got to say to myself? The question is what have

0:25:06 > 0:25:09you got to say?I'm the one paying £9,000 a year and frankly I'm not

0:25:09 > 0:25:14getting my money 's worth.You need to pull your socks up.No you need

0:25:14 > 0:25:19to pull my socks up.I can't pull yours up.I'm better off if I fail,

0:25:19 > 0:25:23they worked it out, I'll have borrowed just over £27,000 for this

0:25:23 > 0:25:27degree, but they only need to pay it back if I get a well-paid job, which

0:25:27 > 0:25:30in my case is already looking unlikely thank God.The worst you do

0:25:30 > 0:25:34in the degree the better value for money?Yeah, let's face it, this

0:25:34 > 0:25:42place is struggling.What makes you say that?You let me in.If you do

0:25:42 > 0:25:46badly it reflects badly on the ad I could lose funding.Lecturers like

0:25:46 > 0:25:49you are incentivised to get students like me into as much debt as

0:25:49 > 0:25:54possible.That can't be right can it?

0:26:14 > 0:26:19You're right, the whole university funding system makes no sense.

0:26:19 > 0:26:23Precisely.This is brilliant work, your grades will go through the

0:26:23 > 0:26:29roof. You could do my job.How much do you earn?40,000 a year. What are

0:26:29 > 0:26:33you doing?Repayments...

0:26:36 > 0:26:44Have you heard the news, we Mhairi? Operation arsehole in one was a

0:26:44 > 0:26:48complete success, like a biblical plague according to the Gazette and

0:26:48 > 0:26:53they are not given to exaggeration. Attendance is down 50% already.

0:26:53 > 0:26:58Nicola have you heard the good news? I, the club is losing members faster

0:26:58 > 0:27:04than the SNP at a general election. Shut it, we Mhairi.Trump was making

0:27:04 > 0:27:08one of his secret visit and was caught in the swarm, we got him.

0:27:08 > 0:27:13Written all over, left blotchy and red-faced.I can't tell the

0:27:13 > 0:27:22difference.Well, we tried. Scottish golf is doomed. Issue a press

0:27:22 > 0:27:28release, our national sport is now officially caber tossing.Yes!

0:27:30 > 0:27:32Jeremy Hunt John are one more familiar territory with Question

0:27:32 > 0:27:38Time.Good.A bit more dignified.

0:27:59 > 0:28:04That's the best bit, you can turn over now.