0:00:02 > 0:00:09This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:09 > 0:00:14# There may be trouble ahead
0:00:14 > 0:00:21# But while there's moonlight and music and love and romance
0:00:21 > 0:00:26# Let's face the music and dance
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Let's face the music and dance. #
0:00:34 > 0:00:35Absolutely.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39'It's another morning for Twenty Twelve Head of Deliverance Ian Fletcher.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43'And that means another call from Olympic boss Sebastian Coe.'
0:00:43 > 0:00:45What, none at all? Absolutely.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48I'm assuming the idea is, we all apply for tickets,
0:00:48 > 0:00:50we all go through the proper channels like anyone else,
0:00:50 > 0:00:51then when none of us gets any,
0:00:51 > 0:00:55it just shows how democratic and fair the whole process is. Exactly, yes.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56- Hi.- Morning.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58But in that case, no-one told Boris, apparently.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00No, but I saw him on breakfast telly this morning.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Obviously, he was trying to make a joke of it,
0:01:02 > 0:01:04but I thought he looked pretty seriously pissed off to me.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Yes, no, absolutely.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Absolutely, will do.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09You too. OK, bye. Bye, bye. Bye.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Right, good.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- Hey, Ian.- Hi.- How are you today? - Yes, no, I'm fine, thanks.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16- Obviously, you've spoken to Seb. - Yes, no, I've done that, thanks.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19There was also a call from Lord Sugar about tickets for the opening ceremony.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21God, he's definitely not getting any, even if I could get hold of some.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23No, I think he was saying, did we want any?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Right, OK. Well, thanks, Daniel. I'll deal with that.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28GRAHAM: I know, I know. Er...traffic cones for bloody cycle lanes.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30- IAN: No. - Ice cream cone?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32No. It's not a cone.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33Is it for inseminating sheep?
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Right, I think you've probably had enough guesses now, Graham.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39'By nine o'clock, the Deliverance Team's regular heads-up meeting
0:01:39 > 0:01:40'is already underway.'
0:01:40 > 0:01:42- Is it a teapot?- No, no.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Yes, you know, without a spout. - I think I'm going to have to tell you.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47- Is it a Dalek from Doctor Who? - IAN: No, it's not.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- That's rubbish, Daleks are knobbly. - Yes, they're very knobbly, actually.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53If I tell you Siobhan Sharpe sent it over from Perfect Curve...
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Oh, right. Is it by any chance a load of old bollocks?
0:01:57 > 0:02:01OK, I'll tell you. It's a model of the proposed wrap for Anish Kapoor's Orbit tower.
0:02:01 > 0:02:02- Oh, well. - Oh, of course.
0:02:02 > 0:02:08'After difficulty raising funds for a proposed high-tech curtain wrap for the Olympic stadium itself,
0:02:08 > 0:02:12'sponsorship has instead been forthcoming for an alternative plan to wrap
0:02:12 > 0:02:16'Anish Kapoor's so-called Orbit Tower sculpture, which will stand next to it.'
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Obviously, this is terrific news from a number of perspectives.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- Firstly, the sponsors are Juiced. - You what?
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- It's a big American health company. - Never heard of them.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26- Condoms. - Pardon?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Well, apparently, they are very big in the whole sexual health area, yes, that's their thing.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- They're huge, yeah. - What, the condoms are?
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Anyway, the thinking is to put together a really big sexual health campaign
0:02:34 > 0:02:36around this, which is obviously a great opportunity.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37- Great. - Yeah, great.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40The other thing to say, of course, is that aesthetically,
0:02:40 > 0:02:41it will be a major addition to the Olympic Park.
0:02:41 > 0:02:42Yes.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46And in terms of the Orbit itself, I think it'll be in many ways the crowning glory
0:02:46 > 0:02:48of what is already a brilliantly daring piece of work.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- Absolutely, yes. - Yeah, by covering it up.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51- Well...- Brilliant.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52- Great.- Yes.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- Happy days. - So, basically, it's all good.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06Max.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Hey, Siobhan!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10We are so excited about this.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Well, you know what, I guess you should be, Siobhan.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15'Meanwhile, over at PR company Perfect Curve,
0:03:15 > 0:03:19'Twenty Twelve Head of Brand Siobhan Sharpe is meeting an important guest.'
0:03:19 > 0:03:21So where did you come from today?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23You know, I actually came in yesterday afternoon.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- Cool.- Yeah, I'm in Berlin, we finish early,
0:03:25 > 0:03:27so I'm like, you know, what the fuck?
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Totally.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Can I get some water?
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Sure, what kind of water?
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- Jeez, I don't know, I was thinking of drinking it.- Cool.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35'Max Madely, Global Marketing Director of Juiced,
0:03:35 > 0:03:40'has arrived to discuss the company's plans for sponsorship of the Orbit Tower wrap.'
0:03:40 > 0:03:43So I guess the thing we should maybe talk about
0:03:43 > 0:03:45before we get into the details of this
0:03:45 > 0:03:47is just, like, how this whole thing is going to work.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49- Cool. - COCO: Oh, yeah, yeah.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52So, Max, what's your idea in that area?
0:03:52 > 0:03:55OK, sure. You know what, could I get some fruit?
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- Fruit?- Yeah, do you have any fruit in this building, or...?
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Sure. Coco, d'you wanna...?
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Yeah, sure. What kind of fruit were you thinking, Max?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05I don't know, something like an orange, you know, or maybe...
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Yeah, you know what, maybe a banana.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- Banana. OK.- Yeah, a banana would be pretty cool.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11OK. Can I get anyone else anything?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- No, I'm good, thanks.- OK, cool.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Um...d'you know what? Can I get an apple?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Apple. OK. - Sure. And maybe some blackberries?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Yeah, blackberries.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22- Blackberries? - Yeah, that could happen.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Yeah, we love blackberries.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25What are you making, a pie?
0:04:25 > 0:04:28'As well as Barney and Coco from her Perfect Curve team,
0:04:28 > 0:04:32'Siobhan has asked along Sarah Slocombe from the UK Sexual Health Council
0:04:32 > 0:04:35'to offer her expertise on the plan to build
0:04:35 > 0:04:38'a major sexual health campaign around Juiced's sponsorship of the wrap.'
0:04:38 > 0:04:41OK, so, what we're proposing to do is,
0:04:41 > 0:04:45we're proposing to hand out sort of a sexual health goody bag, if you will.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Totally free, to each and every competitor in the games.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49- Sure.- Cool.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- A goody bag?- Yeah, it's cool with you guys, right?
0:04:51 > 0:04:52- Totally.- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54- And what's in this goody bag? - SIOBHAN: Sure.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56OK, so what we're talking about is, we toss in some product,
0:04:56 > 0:04:59and we can talk about that if you want to do that.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02But then you guys, you're going to have a ton of ideas
0:05:02 > 0:05:05about the message you want to wrap around that, right?
0:05:05 > 0:05:07- Yep. - Sure. Totally.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10OK, cool.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13So, Sarah, what are you thinking in that area?
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- Me?- Sure.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18I mean, I'm only really here to advise you all, really.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Totally. So, any time you want to start with that,
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- that's cool with us.- Yeah.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26GRAHAM: Right, so, basically, what...
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Um, hang on.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30That's not, um...
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Oh, that's from last...
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Right. Er...no.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35OK. Hang on, hang on, hang on.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Ah, come on!
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Oh, no, that's not... Ah, yeah, here we go.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- That's it? That's the torch relay? - It is at the moment, yeah.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46- That can't be right. - No, it's not.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47'Back over at the ODC,
0:05:47 > 0:05:52'with only three weeks to go before the torch relay route is formally announced,
0:05:52 > 0:05:54'Ian has asked Head Of Infrastructure Graham Hitchins
0:05:54 > 0:05:56'to take the team through a progress report.'
0:05:56 > 0:05:58- It starts at Land's End. - Yeah, that's there.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- Then goes straight to Bournemouth. - Yeah, that's here.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Yeah, I know where places are. Then basically,
0:06:02 > 0:06:04it just seems to keep going round and round Surrey
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- until the Games start. - Apart from Stoke-on-Trent,
0:06:06 > 0:06:07- which is here. - KAY: Well, that's ridiculous.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- Yeah, it is, yeah. - IAN: How has this happened?
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Why wasn't this flagged up before?
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- Yeah, well. - LAUGHS:- It's classic.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18What it is is we've made a public pledge for the Olympic torch
0:06:18 > 0:06:22to come within an hour's reach of 95% of the population.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26- What's that actually mean?- Now, that is not as easy as it sounds.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27It doesn't sound easy, actually.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28It sounds daft.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Cos at the moment, right, we're not even sure where the other 5% live.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33IAN: Right, OK.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Graham, are you able to come up with what would be
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- a hypothetically ideal route? - Right.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41You know, one that basically looks right to the eye when you look at it on the map,
0:06:41 > 0:06:42based on that public commitment.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Right, OK. - Using whatever statistics you need.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46- Yeah, yeah. - Say, by the end of the week
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- at the latest? - Yeah, there's no worries, yeah.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51- Good, great. Cos then... - What, this week?
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- Yes.- Right.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54- That OK? - Yeah, that's fine, yeah.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Good. Cos then we can take that and use it as an opportunity
0:06:57 > 0:07:01to shine a light on those places which are perhaps
0:07:01 > 0:07:03a bit more, a bit less... not quite so far south, basically.
0:07:03 > 0:07:09And then target those areas and find a way of getting them to really become involved.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Cos I think basically what we're talking about here are places that feel real.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- KAY: Real? - Oh, right, OK.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Right, well, that's Ebbsfleet out for a kick-off. That's just made up.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Yeah, I've got that book. It's like, Postcards of Crap Towns.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22It's quite good, actually. I'll bring it in...
0:07:22 > 0:07:23I don't think that'll help, Graham.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25- Right, OK, whatever. - But thank you.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26- Yeah.- Right, OK.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Well, onwards and ever upwards, unless there are any other...
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Can I just ask, has anyone else ended up with any tickets?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Ah, right. No.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34- Perhaps this isn't the time... - As far as I can work out,
0:07:34 > 0:07:38I've ended up with £250 of weightlifting tickets I didn't even put in for.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- Weightlifting?- Yeah, sorry, I don't care who you are.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Picking things up and putting them down again, waste of everybody's time.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43IAN: Right, good. So...
0:07:43 > 0:07:45- I'll swap them with you, if you want.- What have you got?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- Got bloody wrestling. - Wrestling?
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- Yeah, bloody Greco-Roman. - Bad luck.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Good thing is, the process is open and fair.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54You put in for Greco-Roman wrestling?
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Yeah, it's not my fault. I thought it was, like, women and that.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04SARAH: The first thing to say here Is that people are going to have sex.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06SIOBHAN: Sure.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08So you know, I always say to people, you might as well get over that.
0:08:08 > 0:08:13'Meanwhile, back at Perfect Curve, the discussion on the sexual health campaign is getting down to detail.'
0:08:13 > 0:08:15With something like the Olympic Games, I mean, this is a huge issue.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17- Yeah, it's big. - I mean, I don't know what
0:08:17 > 0:08:19the total number of athletes taking part in the Games is?
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Go figure.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Right.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25But you've got all these gorgeous, unbelievably fit young people
0:08:25 > 0:08:29from all over the world gathering together at the same place at the same time.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31What's going to happen?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33- The Olympic Games. - Yeah.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35We're talking about a global sexual event here.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37- Yeah. - Jeez.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39They are going to have sex with each other and they're going to do that
0:08:39 > 0:08:42whenever they feel like it, and in all kinds of combinations.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43- Uh-huh. - Cool.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- It's a no-brainer. - I gotta get tickets for this.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47And that's before you start thinking about all the millions of people
0:08:47 > 0:08:49who are going to be turning up to watch.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50You guys don't have any cocaine, do you?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- Uh... - It's OK, I'm just kidding.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- Sure.- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Cool.- OK.
0:08:57 > 0:08:58Hey, but do you though?
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- OK. Um, here's the... - Honestly, I'm just kidding, really.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- Sure. - Just messing with ya.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Sure. Totally cool with that.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Fine. We're not in the business of being judgemental,
0:09:07 > 0:09:09because the more you tell people not to do something,
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- the more they go at it hammer and tongs. We know that.- Wait a minute.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- SIOBHAN: Sure. Fine. - Hammer and tongues? What is that?
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Which is fine, you know, that's absolutely fine.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22So our message is, it's fine to have sex, OK?
0:09:22 > 0:09:23That's perfectly OK.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26You can literally, whatever turns you on, that's fine,
0:09:26 > 0:09:28that's your business, that's up to you.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- Sure.- Fine. But...
0:09:30 > 0:09:34if you know you're going to have sex, or if you feel you might be about to,
0:09:34 > 0:09:36and let's face it, you usually know,
0:09:36 > 0:09:39then please, have a condom with you
0:09:39 > 0:09:42and put it on your penis. OK?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Yeah.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45- Cool.- Totally.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47I'm sorry, it's just got to be said, I'm afraid.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Yeah, especially if you're going to be doing hammer and tongues, right?
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Totally.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53I'm telling you, we are so going to need a bigger goody bag.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Absolutely. No, it is, yes. Absolutely.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Being positive for a moment,
0:10:08 > 0:10:09there must be a reasonably high chance
0:10:09 > 0:10:11that he'll be murdered before then.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14But I know that doesn't make it any easier. No, absolutely.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17'Another morning, and Ian has had a call from Boris Johnson.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19'Overnight, reports have surfaced
0:10:19 > 0:10:22'that as president of the Libyan National Olympic Committee,
0:10:22 > 0:10:25'Colonel Gaddafi's son, Muhammad al-Gaddafi,
0:10:25 > 0:10:29'could end up being allocated up to 1000 tickets for next summer's Olympics.'
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Once you start to think about it, you think, where's it going to end?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Zimbabwe? No, I haven't seen anything about that.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Well, no, absolutely. Absolutely.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Well, look, we'll definitely get clarification on that.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42And I'll... No, absolutely, absolutely.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44And sic semper tyrannis.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Right.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Absolutely.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48OK. All right, bye.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Right, good.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52- Morning. - Hey, Ian. How are you today?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Yes, I'm good, thanks. How are you?
0:10:54 > 0:10:56- Yeah, pretty good, thanks.- Good. - Pretty dandy, actually.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58- Sometime this morning... - Yep.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Can we just check exactly who is president of the Zimbabwe National Olympic Committee
0:11:02 > 0:11:03and how many tickets they've requested?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Sure, I'll do that.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Last thing we need is Robert Mugabe turning up at the beach volleyball, grinning like an idiot.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- Oh, no, don't! - Right, OK, thanks, Daniel.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12Right.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17- Unless there's anything else? - No, no, I mean...
0:11:17 > 0:11:18What?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21No, just, a bit of bad luck in the shaving department this morning.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23What? Oh, I thought that had dried.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26- Well, I think it has now, basically.- Right, OK, well, fine.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28- I've got some cleanser if you want...- No, no, that's fine. I'll deal with it.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29It's my own fault.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32- Happened a few days ago. - I know it did.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35I've been meaning to get some new razor blade thingies for ages but I haven't had the time.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Oh, I know. There you go, have this for now.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38- Oh, what, no...- You can chuck it away, I don't care.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40No, I don't think... I mean, what is it?
0:11:40 > 0:11:42It's Special Services recovery gel.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44- Right. - It's very manly.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- Yes, I'm sure it is. - It's one of David's brands.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47- David?- Yes.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49- Right.- It's good gear, we get loads of stuff,
0:11:49 > 0:11:51- end up chucking half of it away. - Oh, right. Well, I mean...
0:11:51 > 0:11:53- Well, thank you.- Pleasure.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56You never know, you might be surprised. Might just transform your whole life, Ian.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Right. I'll bear that in mind.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Enjoy.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04KAY: Yes, no, I appreciate that.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07But the other thing to consider would be to think about
0:12:07 > 0:12:09what an overnight visit of the Olympic flame
0:12:09 > 0:12:11would do to the profile of Northampton globally.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14'Meanwhile, the process of targeting more suitable towns
0:12:14 > 0:12:17'for the Olympic torch relay route is underway.'
0:12:17 > 0:12:18No, right. Look...
0:12:18 > 0:12:20No, sorry, I'm going to stop you there.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22You've got the wrong end of the stick here.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24I can send you all the "shine a light" guff if you want,
0:12:24 > 0:12:26but it's not complicated, this.
0:12:26 > 0:12:27I mean, that would be very much up to you.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30You might be able to get some famous Northampton-ites, for instance,
0:12:30 > 0:12:32involved in some form of celebrity-based youth...
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Well, no, there are, in fact, that's not true, actually.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38There are lots. It would just be a question of...
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Well, OK, Derek Nimmo, for a start.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43I'm pretty sure he is.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46I bet you if I was to go out in the street now here in London or anywhere down here
0:12:46 > 0:12:47and ask people what they think of Pontefract,
0:12:47 > 0:12:49I guarantee half of them would never have heard of it,
0:12:49 > 0:12:51and the other half would think it's in Wales.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54No, I'm sorry, but that's not on, is it? I don't care who you are.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57And this is our chance of putting them right.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Yes. OK, OK.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01But Nanette Newman, she's still very much alive.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04You know, you're a bright lad, you've got a great town.
0:13:04 > 0:13:05Hang on just a minute, will you?
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- Hi.- Hi.- What can I do for you?- You know those weightlifting tickets?
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Were you serious about swapping them with wrestling?
0:13:12 > 0:13:13- No, I wasn't, no.- Oh, right.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- Is that it? - Yeah, it is, yeah.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Right, thanks.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Yeah, sorry about that, yeah.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23'Meanwhile, Ian has come out to a recording studio in West London
0:13:23 > 0:13:27'for one of his more unusual meetings.'
0:13:27 > 0:13:28BUZZING
0:13:30 > 0:13:32RAPS: I get it on, yeah, you get it on
0:13:32 > 0:13:36Yeah, I get it on, I said if you get it on, yeah, we get it...
0:13:36 > 0:13:38- # Oh-oh-oh-on - RAPS: Get it on
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- Yeah, we get it... - # Oh-oh-oh-on... #
0:13:43 > 0:13:46'Siobhan's team at Perfect Curve has come up with the idea
0:13:46 > 0:13:49'of approaching rapper Mini Steppa to get involved
0:13:49 > 0:13:51'in the Orbit wrap sexual health campaign.'
0:13:51 > 0:13:53RAPS: You heard it, go get it on
0:13:53 > 0:13:56You could never be too cool for lubrication
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Cos it's a death wish doing it without it on
0:13:59 > 0:14:03If you never used it, tell your girl to slap it on...
0:14:05 > 0:14:06CHEERING AND WHOOPING
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Well done!
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Well done, that was so good!
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Yeah, awesome, awesome. Awesome, totally.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Hey.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17- Sweet. - Hey, man.
0:14:17 > 0:14:18Yes, hello.
0:14:18 > 0:14:19SIOBHAN: This is, like, Ian Fletcher,
0:14:19 > 0:14:21He's, like, head of...
0:14:21 > 0:14:23- Head of Deliverance, yes. - He's, like, Head of Deliverance.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24He's basically, like, running the whole gig.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Cool. You're the dude, man.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28- Steady on.- Respect.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Probably safer to stick with Head of Deliverance.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32- Oh, come on, you're the dude, man. - In fact, Ian will do fine, actually.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35You've got to dude up, dude, you get me? Dude up.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37- Dude up. - SIOBHAN: Yeah, dude up.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38Dude up.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Right, feels like I've got quite a lot of catching up to do.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Sure, that's totally cool.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46'With a campaign as visible and potentially sensitive as this one,
0:14:46 > 0:14:50'Ian is keen to be kept in the loop as things develop.'
0:14:50 > 0:14:55And so Coco was like, well, we've got Juiced sponsoring the whole Orbit wrap.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59We've got the whole sexual health vibe. We should, like, get a rapper involved.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00- Yeah, yeah.- OK.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02And I was like, holy shit.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Cos it's like, you get a single word strapline for the whole campaign - Rapped.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- Right. - Yeah, or Get It On.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08- Yeah, or Rapped.- Yeah.
0:15:08 > 0:15:13Yeah, and it's like you almost get, like, one identical word but with lots of cool meanings.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15- Right, yes. - No, but like, at the same time.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17- Yes, no, I'm getting that. - Genius.- It's a pun.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19- Hey.- Cool!
0:15:19 > 0:15:20OK, right.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23From now on, I want to be copied in on every single detail of this thing.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- Sure.- Before things happen, not afterwards.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26No, totally cool, you the dude.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- Can you stop calling me that, please?- Yup, totally.
0:15:28 > 0:15:33Get it on, uh-huh, get it on... Get it on...
0:15:39 > 0:15:41The key thing about that is that it looks right.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Yeah, it does, yeah. Obviously, to achieve that statistically,
0:15:44 > 0:15:48I've had to move a few places around compared to where they normally are.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51- Right. - So if you look carefully,
0:15:51 > 0:15:55I've had to move Nottingham a lot closer to Sheffield.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58- Well, let's...- Whereas Swindon is a lot further away.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Let's not get too bogged down in detail at this stage.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04'With days now left before the official announcement of the torch relay route,
0:16:04 > 0:16:06'things are looking much more positive.'
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- Obviously still waiting on Shropshire.- Obviously, yes, but apart from that...
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Shropshire?
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Yeah, well, that's the only county that we still haven't got anywhere in, OK.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16- Right, who's got that? - Was it Kay?
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- Yeah, it is, yes. - Absolutely, yes.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20I was this close with Market Drayton, I really think that,
0:16:20 > 0:16:22I spent hours on the phone with them.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Yes, Market Drayton would have been great. What was the problem?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Turns out it was in bloody Staffordshire. They were just keeping quiet about that.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29Right.
0:16:29 > 0:16:30I'm feeling much more confident about Shrewsbury now.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32- Good. - I've offered them Colin Jackson
0:16:32 > 0:16:34- and they're coming back to me.- OK.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36So that's all looking a lot more positive now.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39If they could keep Colin Jackson in Shrewsbury, we're on to a winner there, I don't care who you are.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Yeah, hi, it's me. Don't call me back...
0:16:41 > 0:16:44'Meanwhile, Ian has discovered that despite applying for tickets
0:16:44 > 0:16:49'for both women's fencing and handball, the application has been rejected
0:16:49 > 0:16:52'due to his estranged wife Laura's ongoing attempts
0:16:52 > 0:16:54'to have him barred from his own bank account.'
0:16:54 > 0:16:56I'm going to talk to my lawyer too, obviously, so...
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Yeah, so... And don't call me back, have I said that?
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Fuck it, who cares.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01KNOCKING
0:17:01 > 0:17:02- Hey, Ian.- Hi.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04- How are you? - Yes, I'm fine.
0:17:04 > 0:17:05I'm just nipping out for some air.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07- Cool, OK. So just to say, Robert Mugabe.- Oh, right, yes.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Not only is he president of the Zimbabwean National Olympics Committee,
0:17:10 > 0:17:12turns out he's president of the whole damn place.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13- Right, well, there you go. - I know.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15And how many tickets have they requested?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17- 1500.- Right, great. Well, thank you, Daniel.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19- That's extremely helpful. - No, really, pleasure.
0:17:19 > 0:17:24'But today, Ian isn't the only one who's chosen to step out for some fresh air.'
0:17:24 > 0:17:25- Hi.- Oh, hi.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26Do you mind if I share your office?
0:17:26 > 0:17:29No, no, come in, excuse the mess.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34I was going to say to you, actually... Oh, maybe it's not a good time.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36No, of course. Would you like a light?
0:17:36 > 0:17:37Cheers, yeah. I think I would.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41This sexual health campaign around the Orbit wrap.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- Oh, right, yes.- Great idea. - It is, isn't it, yes.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46It's pretty sensitive territory for us to be in, if you know what I mean.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47- Yes. Sorry about this. - No, you're all right.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49It's always a bit... Bloody thing.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51I mean, the whole thing, just the word sex in the title.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54- Well, exactly, yes, sexual. - Yeah, sexual, yeah.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55That's going to be an issue for some people.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57- Yes. - So I was thinking,
0:17:57 > 0:17:59I don't know what you think about this, but bring it under the Legacy umbrella.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Oh, right, yes.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02It might just give it that extra bit of gravitas somehow.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04- Yes. - Which might be really useful.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Yes. I don't think this is going to work.
0:18:06 > 0:18:07No worries, it's fine.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09I mean, do you want to...?
0:18:09 > 0:18:11- Sure, yeah, why not?- Great.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Good. - Thanks, that's great.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Anyway, I just wanted to share that with you as an idea.
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Yes, no, I can see where you're coming from.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24- Kay, hi!- Oh, hi.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27'It's starting to look like a busy day in the smoking area,
0:18:27 > 0:18:30'as Head of Sustainability Kay Hope has arrived.'
0:18:30 > 0:18:31- Filthy habit.- Yes.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33- Isn't it just? - I wish I'd never started.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- God, yeah, me too.- Yes.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Thanks, that's great, Ian.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Right.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Needless to say, we have still been working whilst we've been smoking.
0:18:45 > 0:18:46Right, OK.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Sure, yeah, if talking about sexual health counts as work.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Sexual health? Right.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Well, we've been talking about what a terrific thing that whole campaign can be for us.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55- Yes, absolutely. - Actually, do you want a light, Kay?
0:18:55 > 0:18:58- I think it's gone out. - No, it's not, that's fine.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01No, yes, because from sustainability point of view, that's the sort of campaign
0:19:01 > 0:19:04that could potentially transform sustainable sexual practices
0:19:04 > 0:19:06in the lower Lea Valley and beyond.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08- Right, we should talk about this. - I really think that.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Good, we should absolutely talk about this, definitely.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12- Yes.- Daniel, hi.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13Oh, right.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Oh, right.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Can you say I'm on my way up? I'll just get my stuff together.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21'There's been a call from Sebastian Coe's office,
0:19:21 > 0:19:24'asking Ian to go up and see him immediately.'
0:19:24 > 0:19:26- Hang on, what's that?- This is just for you, you can keep it.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29I don't really know what's in there, just chucked a whole load of stuff in there this morning.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31- Right, no... - No, it's fine, Ian.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32David's like, please, anything to get rid of it.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35We get so much of this stuff through his work we don't know what to do with it.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38- Here we go.- Right, I'm sorry, Daniel. I haven't got time for this now.
0:19:38 > 0:19:39- OK.- Sorry.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41No, sure, that's fine, Ian. I just wondered whether you thought
0:19:41 > 0:19:43- you might be a bit shiny. - Shiny?
0:19:43 > 0:19:45- You know, for Seb, that's all. - Right.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46But if you're cool with that, it's fine, really.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53..No, we get that. We're totally good with that.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55No, we love Tracey Emin,
0:19:55 > 0:19:57we love sharks, we love everything about her.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59But when it comes to official Twenty Twelve posters,
0:19:59 > 0:20:02maybe easy on the vaginas, that's all we're saying here. ..Thank you.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05OK, well, it looks like a vagina to me, so what's the...?
0:20:05 > 0:20:08OK, I've never seen a cat looks anything like that, so...
0:20:08 > 0:20:10OK, but...either way, it's a pussy, OK?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12It's not gonna happen. Get over it.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14'Within an hour of Ian's meeting with Seb Coe,
0:20:14 > 0:20:17'Siobhan Sharpe has been invited over to the ODC
0:20:17 > 0:20:20'for an urgent review of the sexual health campaign.'
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Right now, Mini Steppa's flying back from Miami in the air.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24IAN: Fine.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26We got him on Breakfast with Simon and Kate Monday morning,
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Loose Women at lunchtime,
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Steve Wright In The Afternoon in the afternoon,
0:20:29 > 0:20:31- and The One Show in the evening in the evening.- OK.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34And Get It On has gone totally banzai on YouTube. We've got, like, two million hits already.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36- Yeah.- So...
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Plus it's been trending for, like, days on Twitter...
0:20:38 > 0:20:39Siobhan, all this is is a list of problems.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41- Totally. That's totally what it is. - Right now...
0:20:41 > 0:20:44'Details have begun to emerge on Twitter about exactly
0:20:44 > 0:20:48'what's going to be included in the free sexual health goody bags
0:20:48 > 0:20:51'with which all athletes attending the Games are to be issued.'
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Of the nations of the world competing in the Olympic Games,
0:20:53 > 0:20:56whose athletes we're intending to welcome with a free supply of flavoured condoms,
0:20:56 > 0:20:58how many would you say are Catholic?
0:20:58 > 0:21:00- Sure, totally. - I mean, just roughly.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03No, we can check that. But this is, like, what's your point here, Ian? Cos...
0:21:03 > 0:21:05I'm sorry, but I specifically asked you to keep me in the loop on this.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07So, with the flavours, we can totally look at that.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Siobhan, the problem here is you're not listening to what I'm saying.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13OK, so what I'm saying is, we've pretty much pre-launched the ass out of this already.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14Well, tough.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16'Following the concerns expressed from above,
0:21:16 > 0:21:18'Ian has taken a difficult executive decision
0:21:18 > 0:21:21'to cancel the sexual health campaign at the last minute,
0:21:21 > 0:21:24'and Siobhan has taken an equally executive decision
0:21:24 > 0:21:26'not to accept that decision.'
0:21:26 > 0:21:28- ..The whole campaign... - ..Just one or two annoying lumps
0:21:28 > 0:21:30under the carpet, and if we end up killing the budgie, then...
0:21:30 > 0:21:33'But in the meantime, a potential solution is starting to gather momentum
0:21:33 > 0:21:35'in an unlikely quarter.'
0:21:35 > 0:21:37..And we keep giving TLC to Kevin at BBC Breakfast
0:21:37 > 0:21:40and force-feed HRT to Nell at Loose Women.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Hey. Sorry, Ian. Sorry, guys.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43- Hi.- Hey.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Hey, Siobhan. Have you got a minute?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47- I am a bit busy at the moment, Daniel.- Yes, right...
0:21:47 > 0:21:48- If it can possibly wait. - I've just been talking to David.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50- David?- My David.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51Oh, right. Well, that's great, that's lovely, Daniel,
0:21:51 > 0:21:54but at the moment, I think I'm just about covered with, you know, face cream and...
0:21:54 > 0:21:56- I think I might have had an idea. - Sorry, I haven't got time for ideas...
0:21:56 > 0:21:59- I think it might be quite a good one.- Right.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02'Daniel's partner David is European Sales and Marketing Director
0:22:02 > 0:22:04'for a well-known cosmetics company.'
0:22:04 > 0:22:06It's brilliant. Currently the fastest growing product
0:22:06 > 0:22:08in the European cosmetics market - massive.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10- Right.- David's excited, cos it was his idea
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- to diversify into sun protection in the first place.- Really?
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Everyone else was like, "It's an overcrowded market as it is,"
0:22:15 > 0:22:16but he was like, "You know what, guys?
0:22:16 > 0:22:18"I mean, with the Earth warming up and everything,
0:22:18 > 0:22:20"I mean, you hate to say it, but this could be the time to get into that."
0:22:20 > 0:22:22- Yes. - He's very stubborn like that.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24- Is he?- Once he gets something into his head,
0:22:24 > 0:22:25he's unbearable.
0:22:25 > 0:22:26- Not that this isn't fascinating... - So, well, that's it, basically.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29- That's the idea.- So, what?
0:22:29 > 0:22:32You just swap sexual health for skin cancer, just like that, and keep going?
0:22:32 > 0:22:34I know it shouldn't work, Ian, but the thing is,
0:22:34 > 0:22:38- the more you think about it, the more it kind of does.- Holy shit.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40'Daniel's suggestion combines the key twin advantages
0:22:40 > 0:22:43'of moving the goal posts and not scoring an own goal.'
0:22:43 > 0:22:44There's some great figures out there on melanoma
0:22:44 > 0:22:47and David's got all that stuff already - he could just give it to you.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49- Right.- But the really weird thing is, like, the whole wrap/rap thing?
0:22:49 > 0:22:51It still completely works.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54- Only now, it could be like a safety wrap.- Right.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55- Get it?- Wow-wow-wow-wow-wow.
0:22:55 > 0:22:56I know. Which in some ways, works better.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58- I love this. - Yes, but hang on a minute...
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Say some more.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Get It On works great too, if you think about it.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Oh, yeah. Get it on, huh. Get it on, uh-huh-huh.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Only now it's like, if you're gonna come to London Twenty Twelve,
0:23:07 > 0:23:09it's July, it's hot, get it on.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Ain't no-one too cool for lubrication, uh-huh-huh.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14- Yes, all right. Thanks, Siobhan. - It all works.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17- It's really spooky. - I love this. We love "safe".
0:23:17 > 0:23:18- I know. - All right, but hang on a minute.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Before we all get too light-headed about this,
0:23:20 > 0:23:23there are one or two little practicalities just to think about.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24OK, sure. Yeah, that's a great idea.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27I mean, for instance, Juiced were into this sponsorship deal for about three million quid,
0:23:27 > 0:23:29- I think, Siobhan.- OK, sure.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31You don't wanna know what David's budget is, I won't tell you that.
0:23:31 > 0:23:32- Right.- Huge.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34- Really?- Huge.
0:23:34 > 0:23:35He's already spoken to his MD in New York about this,
0:23:35 > 0:23:37but he doesn't actually need to, Ian.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39David's very excited about this, Ian.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40- Very excited.- Right. Is he?
0:23:40 > 0:23:42In all the time I've known him, I don't think I've heard him sound this excited.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44- Well, that's... - I'm very excited.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Yes, I think I'm starting to get a bit excited too.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47- I know.- I love this job.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49- I so love it. - But Siobhan...
0:23:49 > 0:23:51if we're going to contemplate this at all,
0:23:51 > 0:23:53you're going to have to have the conversation with Juiced.
0:23:53 > 0:23:54Sure, totally. No, I'm totally cool with that.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Cos I'm not going anywhere near that.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- Get it on, uh-huh-huh. - Siobhan, are you listening to me at all?
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Yeah, sure, totally. You the dude. He the dude.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01- Right.- I know.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16This isn't about sex. It's actually about skin cancer now, actually.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18- Yeah, no, completely. - I really think that.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22No, completely, Kay. But I still think in principle, sexual health feels like a good place to be.
0:24:22 > 0:24:23This is obviously...
0:24:23 > 0:24:27'It's Monday - launch day for the Orbit Tower wrap campaign.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29'But if the main crisis has been narrowly avoided,
0:24:29 > 0:24:32'there are other issues still to be resolved.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36'Ian's task now is to find a context for the revised campaign
0:24:36 > 0:24:38'that works for both Legacy and Sustainability,
0:24:38 > 0:24:42'and, much more importantly, for Twenty Twelve itself.'
0:24:42 > 0:24:44..most important of all, for Twenty Twelve itself.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45- I'm having lunch with Boris tomorrow.- Right.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48- Lunch?- Are you?- I just wanted to touch base with him.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50- What do you mean, lunch? - To be honest, I wasn't sure
0:24:50 > 0:24:52what I was gonna talk to him about, but I'm starting to wonder
0:24:52 > 0:24:53if sexual health is maybe something
0:24:53 > 0:24:55- I can interest him in. - No, I can see that working.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Right, cos I know there's funding there.
0:24:57 > 0:24:58- If you think what he did for bikes.- Well, yes.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00This isn't actually about bikes.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02If you imagine London plastered Games time
0:25:02 > 0:25:04with posters of sexually healthy young people, sponsored by him.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08And the great thing about that scenario, Kay, is that it leaves you with the...
0:25:08 > 0:25:09Yes, with the cancer. Yes.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Well, with the official Orbit wrap campaign,
0:25:11 > 0:25:12and an absolutely terrific Sustainability issue.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15- Right.- FI: Yeah. - Yes, no, that's great.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Good. So, basically, that's all good.
0:25:17 > 0:25:18ON TV: But this is a campaign
0:25:18 > 0:25:21You've obviously got a lot invested in personally.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Well, yeah, absolutely, cos this is real, man.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Like, this stuff's actually happening out there, you know.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29But how did you get involved? Skin cancer's not the sort of subject
0:25:29 > 0:25:31you normally hear people rapping about.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Yeah, but what's your point, like, you know?
0:25:33 > 0:25:34You don't exactly think of it as cool.
0:25:34 > 0:25:39All right, look, the point is, we're all getting hotter now. You are, she is.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41You definitely is.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Each and every one of us out there,
0:25:43 > 0:25:47we're all just heating up, and... we're dying, you know.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49And we gotta be cool about that. That's all. Be safe. Be cool.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51SIMON: Well, I think we've got a clip Of the video here.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53- Sure.- Yeah.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Let's take a look at Mini Steppa in full flow.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Real.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03RAPS: Hey
0:26:03 > 0:26:06I get it on, you heard it Go get it on
0:26:06 > 0:26:09You could never be too cool for lubrication
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Cos it's a death wish doing it without it on
0:26:12 > 0:26:16If you never used it, tell your girl to slap it on, on, on
0:26:16 > 0:26:18# Ooh, rise to the occasion
0:26:18 > 0:26:20# Twenty Twelve is here
0:26:20 > 0:26:23# When you enter the zone Better be well prepared... #
0:26:23 > 0:26:24- We get it... - # Uh-oh, uh-on... #
0:26:24 > 0:26:27Get it on Yeah, we get it...
0:26:27 > 0:26:30- # Uh-oh, uh-on... # - Get it on, yeah...
0:26:30 > 0:26:31# You know what we do
0:26:31 > 0:26:33# You know, you know what we do
0:26:33 > 0:26:35# You know what we do, you know
0:26:35 > 0:26:37- # We get it on... # - MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Hey. Yeah, course I am, yeah. We all are.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40I know.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42TURNS TV OFF: Right, OK.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45I think that's enough of that. That' s all good.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47- David's sending you this. - Ah, right. Good.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49- Thank you. Same to him, obviously. - He says hey.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52I know. I know.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59- Right. - You're off, are you?
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Yes, I think so. Yes.
0:27:01 > 0:27:02Um, now, look, Daniel.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Thanks for all your input over the whole Orbit wrap thing.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08- Pleasure, pleasure.- No, I mean, really. You got us out of a very tight spot...
0:27:08 > 0:27:12'For Ian, it's already been a successful day, but things are about to get even better.'
0:27:12 > 0:27:15Anyway, um, unless there's anything else, I'll see you first thing in the morning.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Now, I don't want you to think I'm your good fairy or anything.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20- Er, no. - But...- What's this?
0:27:20 > 0:27:21It's a guarantee of tickets.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24Wh...? Oh, no. How have you managed that?
0:27:24 > 0:27:26I won't go in to the murky details. Trust me, you don't wanna know.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Right. Well, I'm not sure what to say.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30- I don't know if you follow wrestling.- Uh, yes.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Pretty big in our house, I can tell you.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Well, that really is... really is wonderful. Thank you, Daniel.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37- Hey, listen, you the dude, Ian. - Yes.
0:27:37 > 0:27:38So, basically, it's all good.
0:27:43 > 0:27:47# There may be trouble ahead
0:27:48 > 0:27:54# But while there's moonlight and music and love and romance
0:27:55 > 0:27:58# Let's face the music and dance
0:28:00 > 0:28:03# There may be teardrops to shed
0:28:04 > 0:28:11# So while there's moonlight and music and love and romance
0:28:11 > 0:28:17# Let's face the music and dance
0:28:17 > 0:28:21# Let's face the music
0:28:21 > 0:28:27# And dance. #