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0:00:40 > 0:00:42So, guys, there are croissants, pan au raisins.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46Those are all for Ian, obviously. And chocolate muffins, if you dare.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Right, thank you, Daniel.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Eight o'clock on Monday morning at the headquarters of
0:00:49 > 0:00:53the Olympic Deliverance Commission in London and the start of another busy week.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55- I picked up some of those Portuguese custard tarts.- Oh, cool!
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Not sure what they're called. Just cos they were there, and to be a bit creative...
0:00:58 > 0:01:01- Thank you, Daniel. That's great. - Sure. Enjoy.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Right, so, first of all, thanks to ev... Yes?
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Sorry, guys. Just to say filter coffee from the cafetiere, obviously,
0:01:07 > 0:01:10but more than happy to take orders for posh coffees if you'd prefer.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14- That's very kind of you, Daniel, but I think we'll be fine.- Yeah, we'll be fine.- We really ought to get on.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17- Could I get soya mocha?- Sure, of course.- Right, OK, so are we...
0:01:17 > 0:01:21Actually, if we are having nice coffees, I wouldn't mind a soya latte with an extra shot, Daniel.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23- Sure, good choice. - If that's all right, Ian.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- Well, yeah.- And can I please have a, um... double,
0:01:26 > 0:01:31er...decaff, skinny soya, er... macchiato, please, Daniel?
0:01:31 > 0:01:33- Skinny soya?- Yes, actually.- Sure, OK.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37- Daniel, would you just like to take an order?- Shall I? I think I am doing, basically.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38- Well, exactly.- So, any more, Ian?
0:01:38 > 0:01:42There are now just 32 days to go to the start of the Olympics themselves
0:01:42 > 0:01:46and Head of Deliverance, Ian Fletcher, has called his team in early for a breakfast meeting.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50So, right, well, thanks to everyone for the early start.
0:01:50 > 0:01:55Another big week again this week so I just wanted to get ahead of the game a bit.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Or should I say ahead of the Games?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- No?- Yes, so, let's get straight into this. First up, transport.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04I'm sure we've all seen the press coverage over the weekend.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Yeah, absolutely, yes.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- Graham?- Yeah. What?
0:02:08 > 0:02:12- I don't know whether you've got any immediate reactions to that? - Um...yeah, I have, yeah.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15What it is, yeah, you know what they do with these surveys is,
0:02:15 > 0:02:17you ask the wrong people the wrong questions,
0:02:17 > 0:02:19they're going to give you the wrong answers.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Well, 93% of the people they did ask
0:02:21 > 0:02:24still seem to expect transport to be the biggest problem with the Games.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Exactly, there you go.
0:02:26 > 0:02:31With "shambles", "chaos" and "nightmare" being the three most common words used their response.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32I know, it's classic.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35All I know is I've had a number of calls from Seb over the weekend.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- Oh, right, yeah. - His thing is, this has been a thorn in our side since day one.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42We are the first ever Public Transport Games,
0:02:42 > 0:02:44and we've got four weeks left, roughly,
0:02:44 > 0:02:46to turn public opinion around on this going forward.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Going forward? We'll be lucky.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Now I know we've got the Twenty Twelve Travel Advice Pack in preparation.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54I'm not quite sure where we've got to with that.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- The what? - The Twenty Twelve Travel...
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- Yeah, yeah. That's happening. - Right.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- OK, good. So, Siobhan, I mean, what I...- No, totally.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06- I feel that this...I think this... - Cool. Yeah.- Can I just finish, please?- Yeah, sure.
0:03:06 > 0:03:11I think this feels like an obvious opportunity for what would be, in effect, a brand refreshing exercise.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13No-brainer. We're looking at one last push with this.
0:03:13 > 0:03:18- I'm not sure one last push is perhaps the best name for this particular campaign.- Excuse me?
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Good. Right, so, next on the agenda. Sorry, we've got a lot to get through this morning.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23- Hey, guys.- The next...
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- Ooh, Daniel!- Caffeine coming in. - Great.- Awesome. We love caffeine.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31- Sorry, Ian, don't mind me.- No, OK. - So, mocha, no cream, for Ms Sharpe.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- I should so marry you, Daniel! - You so should!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36As caffeine levels start to rise,
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Ian is aware that with less than five weeks left to go before the Opening Ceremony
0:03:40 > 0:03:43there are still a lot of things to get through if July 27th is to
0:03:43 > 0:03:45happen on time as originally planned.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48He was saying that it's a myth that dairy products are bad for your skin.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- No way?- No, I heard that.- Right, OK, thank you, Daniel.
0:03:50 > 0:03:56- Pleasure. Enjoy.- See you.- Right, er...so, next up, the stadium.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Ah, right, yes.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Now, given its importance post-Games as a symbol of our commitment to a legacy of
0:04:01 > 0:04:03sustainable...you know, a sustainable legacy...
0:04:03 > 0:04:06After the collapse of the bidding process and the
0:04:06 > 0:04:10withdrawal of both Tottenham Hotspurs and West Ham as potential tenants,
0:04:10 > 0:04:12the future of the Olympic Stadium post-Games
0:04:12 > 0:04:15is now the biggest unresolved problem for the organisers.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18The point is, where exactly are we up to with this?
0:04:18 > 0:04:22- Exactly, yes.- Yeah, exactly. - Yeah.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26Just to be clear, that's not a rhetorical question, it's a question.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30I mean, in terms of legacy, we know we've got to get the sustainability issues right first here.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- Yes. Pardon? - We totally get that.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35I should say that in sustainability terms,
0:04:35 > 0:04:39we've always had the stadium down very clearly as a legacy commitment first
0:04:39 > 0:04:41rather than a sustainability issue second.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- I really think that. - Yes, well...
0:04:43 > 0:04:46That's interesting, cos I had it down as a disaster.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59So, you send that over, I sign it, and then...
0:04:59 > 0:05:02No, no, I am.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Busy as Ian's day is professionally, this is also a significant day for him personally.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Do we know what's happened to change her mind? Not that you could ever know.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11He's just had a call from his solicitor
0:05:11 > 0:05:13to say that his divorce settlement has come through.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Well, I'll keep a lookout for them and get them back across to you
0:05:17 > 0:05:21as I get them, unless I change my mind, of course. No, that was a joke.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24And...and thanks for phoning, of course, too, thanks.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26OK, bye.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Fi, hi.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38- Sorry, Ian.- Hey, and I've got Fi for you, Ian.- Yes, thank you, Daniel. - Sure. Enjoy.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- I won't disturb you. - No, it's fine. Come in. What can I do for you?
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- I just want to ask you... - This is the stadium?
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Oh, no, it isn't, actually, although I am having coffee with Roman Abramovich's people this week.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50- Roman Abramovich?- Yes.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52- Well, God, that's ambitious. - Thank you.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Yeah, I mean he could probably buy the whole thing outright.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- That's what I thought. That's why I thought I'd have coffee with him. - Good luck!
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- No, I just wanted to ask you something.- OK.- I was going to ask
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- if you fancied lunch some time.- Lunch?- Mm.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- Maybe some time in the next few days?- What, you mean lunch?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08If you're free, obviously. I wanted to talk to you about something.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11It's a long time since I did that. Not sure I'd still be able to remember how it all works.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Maybe this could be a chance to find out if you've still got it.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20- We love this ground.- Mm.- We've put a lot of work into it. We bloody love it.- Yes, right.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Meanwhile, Head of Sustainability Kay Hope
0:06:22 > 0:06:27has come out to Dagenham & Redbridge FC to meet club director Dave Mills.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31I suppose what I'm asking you to think about, though, is what playing at the Olympic Stadium
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- could do for you.- To be honest, it'll bloody destroy us.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38The Daggers were promoted from the Conference to the Football League in 2007
0:06:38 > 0:06:40for the first time in the club's history.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Following their relegation to League Two last season after a freak season in League One,
0:06:44 > 0:06:47she's hoping to convince him that the Olympic Stadium
0:06:47 > 0:06:51could be the perfect way of taking the club's ambitions forward post-Games.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53I mean, I don't know how big an audience this ground can seat.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57- Audience?- I mean, I'm guessing 20,000.- Yeah, 5,300, love.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Right, really? OK, well, there you go, then.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02The Olympic stadium post-Games will hold up to 60,000 people.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06- Right.- Potentially even more than that. Depending on how you want to configure it. That's up to you.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- Yeah.- But if you think about what that could mean over an entire season for you.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13I mean, on an average Saturday, this ground, OK, it's...it's about half full.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17- Right.- And that's on a good day. I mean, I'm not great at maths but what's that?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19It's about... Well, yeah, it works out...
0:07:19 > 0:07:24Well, over the whole season, that's a fuck of a lot of empty seats.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- This is about the running track, isn't it?- Running track?- I should say that
0:07:27 > 0:07:30I've also been talking to the Lea Valley Harriers Athletics Club.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Oh, right.- Don't know if you've heard of them?
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- No.- No, right. Well, obviously, we're at an early stage with this.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- They could be interested in a co-leasing arrangement with the stadium.- Right.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41So, for instance, they could use it for practice three evenings a week
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- and have their games on Saturday mornings.- Yeah.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Which, let's face it, is exactly the kind of sustainably inclusive shared future
0:07:48 > 0:07:50we all want to see going forward across the whole
0:07:50 > 0:07:52of the Lower Lea Valley and beyond. I really think that.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54When I was at school, running round and round the track was
0:07:54 > 0:07:57what they made the kids do that weren't any good at sports.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59- Right.- All the kids with glasses and funny legs and that.- Mm.
0:07:59 > 0:08:05- I mean, to be honest, I know you've got a job to do and I get that and I hope it works out for you...- Yes.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08...but basically you've got Tottenham and you've got West Ham,
0:08:08 > 0:08:10- and they've pulled out, whatever.- Mm.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13And then you've got Leyton Orient, and they're thinking,
0:08:13 > 0:08:16we're not going to touch that with a bargepole. And that's Leyton Orient, OK?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18At some point you've got to start thinking to yourself,
0:08:18 > 0:08:20have we got a bloody great turkey on our hands here?
0:08:20 > 0:08:24- Right.- You know, I'm...I'm sorry. I'm just being honest, love, that's all I am.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28No, it's fine. I mean, sustainability isn't actually about easy solutions.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- It's not about being popular. - Oh, well, you might be all right, then.- Yes, thank you.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42It's Thursday, and out at the Olympic site,
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Ian has been asked to chair the final ever meeting
0:08:45 > 0:08:48of the Twenty Twelve Security Committee's Special Catastrophisation Unit.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50OK, well, let's make a start, then, shall we?
0:08:50 > 0:08:54First of all, welcome, everyone. Good to see so many familiar faces.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56I know Rachel will want to agree with me in saying
0:08:56 > 0:09:00how much we appreciate your continued hard work in the last month.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Absolutely, Ian, very much so.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05I know you're going to take us through the Catastrophisation feedback later, I think.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Most certainly, Ian. Really tremendous stuff, guys.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Since the departure of its last Head, the Unit has been led
0:09:10 > 0:09:15by Acting Head Metropolitan Police Deputy Assistant Commissioner Rachel Crane,
0:09:15 > 0:09:20closely assisted by senior advisor Commander Bob Burford.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Given the sensitive nature of the material under discussion,
0:09:23 > 0:09:25we've agreed to bleep certain details for certain reasons.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27The key item on this month's agenda
0:09:27 > 0:09:31is the visit next week of a special US Security Forward Team,
0:09:31 > 0:09:35who will be arriving suddenly to look at security arrangements for the Games.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37..relating to next week's visit
0:09:37 > 0:09:39which I think we should focus on first this morning.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42One of them, of course, is the stories in the press
0:09:42 > 0:09:46- relating to the conviction and sentencing of- BLEEP,
0:09:46 > 0:09:49which, of course, is unfortunate timing for us.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- Rachel, I don't know whether you want to...- Indeed, thank you, Ian.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54And from my pre-conversationals with them,
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- this is something that the Americans are aware of and have raised.- Yes, I bet.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Bob, I don't know whether you want to talk to this?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Yeah. So, the facts...
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Over the last few weeks, stories have emerged in the press
0:10:04 > 0:10:07- about the arrest and sentencing of- BLEEP,- a man from- BLEEP,
0:10:07 > 0:10:11who has been convicted of converting official Olympic starting pistols
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- to fire live- BLEEP.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17So, for us this is standard stuff, surveillance, arrest, conviction,
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Belmarsh High Security wing, pretty much the classic route. But in media terms it's...
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Excuse me, Rachel, but it's exactly the kind of thing
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- that has the potential to become an 18-carat pain in the- BLEEP.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Indeed, thank you, Bob. So, the line against enquiry here is clear.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31This is a one-off, it's in the past.
0:10:31 > 0:10:37It's now illegal to possess a Corinthian .38 Mark 1 starting pistol anywhere in the UK,
0:10:37 > 0:10:40and the Mark 2 version, to be used at this summer's Games,
0:10:40 > 0:10:43will be quite clearly coloured bright blue to avoid any possible chance of confusion.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45- Yeah.- OK, good. So, that's all good.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47I believe it's bright green, Rachel.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49- Yes, green, yes, exactly.- Right.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53- Thank you, Bob. - Right, OK. Excellent.- Yeah.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58So, then we were like, what about an app?
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- Yeah.- Yeah, an app, yeah.
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Appedy, app, app, app.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05- Like a Games Time Travel Advice app with loads of cool graphics and stuff.- Yeah.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Cos the problem with this is it's like, it's...a lot of it's just words.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Meanwhile, across town at PR company Perfect Curve,
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Siobhan Sharpe and her team are working on the brief
0:11:14 > 0:11:18to rebrand the forthcoming Twenty Twelve Travel Advice Pack.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22Senior Trend Analyst Coco Lomax, Information Architect Barney Lumsden
0:11:22 > 0:11:24and Viral Concept Designer Karl Marx.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27With words you get too many of them. What happens is you get like this blah.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29- Yeah, like "improved access." - Yeah, yeah.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31- Like frequent intervals.- Blah!
0:11:31 > 0:11:34- And all like the diagrams and stuff. - Yeah, we actually like the diagrams.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36- Yeah.- So, what we were thinking was,
0:11:36 > 0:11:40if you actually want people to read this, you need to like... dial in some visual noise.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Yeah, crank it up, yeah.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- And what we've come up with as a visual concept is, less words.- Right.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47- Yes, but big type.- Yeah.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49- OK. - No, but like some words really big.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- Biggedy, big, big, big!- Yeah.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54OK, OK, what...
0:11:54 > 0:11:55Big!
0:11:55 > 0:11:59What to say here? OK, so, here's the thing with this.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Let's not boil the ocean here, guys. This is a travel advice pack.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04- It's not rucola science. Duh.- Yeah.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- This is a mood buy-in, OK? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Cool. So, like...so, what? You mean like... So...
0:12:09 > 0:12:10You're an airline, OK?
0:12:10 > 0:12:13You've got to do the safety gig before every flight. You know that.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- You don't want people to listen to that stuff, right?- Uh-uh.- No.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18- It's scary shit.- No way.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21What you want is, OK, these guys know what they're doing.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24They've got shit like buckles and, I don't know, whistles and stuff,
0:12:24 > 0:12:26and they're having a good time.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29- Everything's cool. I don't need to listen to this. I'm good.- Sweet.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30- Yeah.- Yeah, whistles, yeah.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Three things you want people to feel about travel Games time,
0:12:33 > 0:12:34right off of the bat.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- Con...fi...dence.- Uh-huh.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39OK, you get a cool title, you get a front cover.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41No-one's ever going to see this shit.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42- Yeah, yeah, yeah.- Groovy.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45OK, so let's roll this tortoise here, guys. Break out the magic dust.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48- BOTH: Yeah. - Dust-didi-dust-didi-dust-didi-dust.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- Rachel, before we get into the catastrophising...- Indeed.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56...is there anything else that's come out of the conversations with the Americans
0:12:56 > 0:12:58that we need to know about before they arrive?
0:12:58 > 0:12:59Absolutely, yes. Most certainly.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03We've already established that President Obama will not be attending the Games,
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- but that the First- BLEEP- will be.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08In my preliminals with Scott Coldwell in Washington,
0:13:08 > 0:13:11it's become clear that they're going to be expecting
0:13:11 > 0:13:12a secure delivery corridor Games-time
0:13:12 > 0:13:15between the American Ambassador's official residence
0:13:15 > 0:13:18- in Regent's- BLEEP - and the Olympic Park itself.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20- No way. - A secure delivery corridor?- Yes.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24- That's totally impossible. - Well, hang on a minute. - They're already saying,
0:13:24 > 0:13:27and this is the latest thing, we're gonna have Boris lanes and Games lanes now.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- Boris lanes.- Oh, brilliant(!) - I know.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33- Why not go the whole way and have a separate lane for jugglers(?)- Graham.- Well, why not?
0:13:33 > 0:13:34that's madness, total madness.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Rachel, what exactly do they mean by that?
0:13:37 > 0:13:40It's my understanding, Ian, that they're talking about an unbroken route,
0:13:40 > 0:13:44guaranteed clear of traffic at all times for operational protocol reasons.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48- Operational protocol? - I'm not in a position to tell you what those are at this time.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50- Right.- In point of fact, this will have been in reference
0:13:50 > 0:13:53to the movement of high-value US individuals around the city
0:13:53 > 0:13:57- and the deployment of mobile US ground-to-air- BLEEP - capability at any time.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59- Exactly, so, thank you, Bob.- Yeah.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- They're bringing their own- BLEEP - with them?- Yeah, Thunderbirds, yeah. - Well, OK.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06But surely that's all right, isn't it? They can use the Olympic Route Network.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09It's my understanding that this could be an additionality to the ORN.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Yes, and it's my understanding,
0:14:11 > 0:14:15- unless they're mounting their ground-to-air- BLEEP- on bikes, we're f...- BLEEP- ..ed.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17OK, all roads lead to Stratford.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- Cool.- Yeah.- That's kinda...that's just a bit... I'm bored already.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22- Yeah.- Too long, yeah?- Yeah.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23Yeah, wake me up.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25'Back at Perfect Curve, Siobhan and her team
0:14:25 > 0:14:28'are trying to come up with a name for the Twenty Twelve Advice Pack
0:14:28 > 0:14:30'that will inspire confidence.'
0:14:30 > 0:14:32- Get Up And Go.- Hey!
0:14:32 > 0:14:33- Better.- Nice one!
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- Still too long. Do another one. - Sure, OK.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36OK, um...
0:14:36 > 0:14:38- Do one word.- One word.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40- Yeah, nice one.- OK, cool.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42- One word that's totally gonna blow people away.- One word...
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- OK.- Bang.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Yeah, that's...
0:14:47 > 0:14:48Do another one.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- What about Go?- Too short.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54But we're in a good territory. Go's good. I love this.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56- OK. Go Go Go.- OK.
0:14:56 > 0:14:57- Cool.- See what I did there?
0:14:57 > 0:14:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00There's too much go. Sounds like an emergency.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02What about Way To Go?
0:15:02 > 0:15:04- Way To Go?- Way To Go.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06- Cos it's like, way to go!- Shit!
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- Yeah, but it's also like, "This is the way to go."- Yeah.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13So, like in this travel pack, whatever, we're telling you the way to get to the Games...
0:15:13 > 0:15:17- Yeah, like "Way to go!" - ..but at the same time we're totally into you, you're so gonna get there.
0:15:17 > 0:15:18- Way To Go.- Shut up!
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- Way To Go!- Yeah, also, maybe it could be like a question.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22Question?
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Yeah, like we're saying to people, "Way to go?"
0:15:24 > 0:15:28- Yeah, that doesn't actually mean anything.- Yeah.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35- Oh, God, great olive oil.- Mm.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- Nice and peppery.- Mm, yes.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39It's Friday lunchtime,
0:15:39 > 0:15:43which for Ian means that he's gone to a mainly Spanish restaurant with Fi
0:15:43 > 0:15:46- to have some lunch.- So, what I wanted to ask you about.- Right, yes.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49You know this Director of Posterity job for the Olympic Park?
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Er...yes. I mean, I know about it, obviously.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55- I wanted to ask you if you thought it was worth me applying for it. - Right, OK, well...
0:15:55 > 0:15:57- If you don't feel comfortable... - No, it's fine.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59- I mean, I don't know a lot about it, obviously.- No, sure.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01I do turn up to the OP Future Steering Group meetings when I can.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Oh, OK. Do you? I didn't realise you were on that.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Mm, but I'm afraid I can't offer you any special...
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- No, no, of course not. - I haven't got any inside. - No, no, and I wouldn't want any.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11But I just wanted to ask you in principle as someone whose judgment I respect,
0:16:11 > 0:16:13if you thought it was worth me applying at all.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- Right, yes, well... - Did you decide about any wine?
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- Er...Ian?- No, I'm fine.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20- Just some tap water would be great, thanks.- Jug of water? - Yes, that's great.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- Of course. - Yes, I mean, obviously...
0:16:22 > 0:16:24- Actually, sorry, excuse me.- Yes?
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Could I have a single glass of white wine, please?
0:16:26 > 0:16:28- Of course, of course. - A small one, obviously.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- Do you want to look at the wine list?- No, no, I don't care.
0:16:30 > 0:16:31Just a glass of white wine. House, whatever.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Sure. Are you sure you don't want wine?
0:16:33 > 0:16:37- Um...well, OK, then. Why not? I'll have the same, please.- Of course.
0:16:37 > 0:16:38- Sorry about that.- No, sure.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42- I know it's mad. I just fancied a glass of white wine.- Yeah, sure, it's a free country.- Yes, exactly.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Yeah.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52So, what we're saying here...
0:16:52 > 0:16:56we're like whatever way you guys want to get here, Way To Go.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- Right.- You want to take a tube, Way To Go.- Right.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01You want to take the bus...
0:17:03 > 0:17:05- ..Way To Go.- Right, yes.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07You want to take a bike...
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Way To Go.- Way To Go.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- You wanna go by feet...- I mean, I think... Yes, OK.- Your feet? - I think we're getting it, Siobhan.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14Totally.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17I mean, you get bandwidth on this before the Travel Advice goes out,
0:17:17 > 0:17:20you've got maple syrup on your waffle from the get-go.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22- I'm sorry, what is she talking about?- Well, don't look at me.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24What's not to understand, guys?
0:17:24 > 0:17:25- Well, you, love.- Yeah, you.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27I think what's potentially good...
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Friday afternoon, and Siobhan is back at the ODC
0:17:30 > 0:17:33to report back on her mission to rebrand the forthcoming Travel Advice Pack.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37We can establish an environment within which people feel positive engagement
0:17:37 > 0:17:39with the idea of getting around, Games-time.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42- Way To Go! - Yes, exactly. But, Graham, your concern here is what?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44- Yeah, I mean, Way To Go, that's... - Way To Go!
0:17:44 > 0:17:47...that's all fine if you're trying to get to the Olympic Park.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48Excuse me?
0:17:48 > 0:17:50What about if you wanna have some kind of baby,
0:17:50 > 0:17:52or, I don't know, a heart attack or a fire?
0:17:52 > 0:17:54- How's that going to work? - Right, OK.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57So, won't emergency vehicles be using Games lanes?
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- Yeah, totally, they totally will. - I think that's the plan, yes.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03It's fundamental here, guys. What nobody's getting is, road space in London,
0:18:03 > 0:18:05it's like time, we haven't bloody got any.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09- Yes, but what we're talking about is how it's configured.- How it's configured is, look at a bloody map.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11- OK, so, there's an issue here. Fine. - Fine?
0:18:11 > 0:18:15Obviously, we can't have the First Lady sitting in traffic on the Balls Pond Road
0:18:15 > 0:18:17as Usain Bolt crosses the finishing line in the hundred metres.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18No way.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21She'll be bloody lucky to get to the Balls Pond Road, I'll tell you.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24At the same time, we can't have Boris being mown down on his bike
0:18:24 > 0:18:27by a cavalcade of armour-plated Lincoln Continentals.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29PHONE RINGING
0:18:29 > 0:18:31No, so what we have here
0:18:31 > 0:18:34are key stakeholders with different needs which we somehow have to meet.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- OK, how about narrower lanes? - Narrower?- No.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39- Cool.- I'm sorry, that's...
0:18:39 > 0:18:42Three lanes where there are currently two. Four where are three.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43What you driving, a shopping trolley?
0:18:43 > 0:18:47- I mean, that's just...it's cheating. - Guys, guys, we're chewing sourdough here. Pull out.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51- You what?- What about scrapping the idea of lanes altogether and giving the roads back to the people.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52- Right.- Cool!
0:18:52 > 0:18:54What people?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Cyclists would become more aware of pedestrians, drivers would be more aware of cyclists.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58It's a much more sustainable solution.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Yes, presumably they become more aware of them because they'd run over them.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04They do it in Holland. I really think that.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- That's interesting, but given the... - OK, here's one. What about the pavements?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09What do you mean, the pavements?
0:19:09 > 0:19:14Ban pedestrians from the pavements an them as dedicated bike lanes, Games-time.
0:19:14 > 0:19:15Right.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17- Right, OK.- Holy shit.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20How's that going to work? I mean, half the cyclists in London use the pavements anyway.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Exactly. Might as well let the other half join in for a few weeks.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25- Well, yes.- Yeah, we love this, we love pavements.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- Are you serious? - Don't know yet. Could be.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30- It's only just come out of my mouth. - But what about the pedestrians?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32How are they going to get to like, you know, the shops and that?
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- Well, er...- Well, presumably on a bike.- Oh, right.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- Yeah, on a bike, yeah, obviously. - Way To Go.
0:19:37 > 0:19:41- You'd get a big uptake of Boris Bikes Games-time.- Absolutely, yes. - Yeah, no.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42Go nuts for this. More nuts, I mean.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45So, basically, what we're looking at is a win-win situation, which is always good.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47And so we move on.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Good job, guys. We totally did this thing. Way To Go.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- Yes, Way To Go, yes. - Way To Go.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Obviously, we offered them a car here from their hotel
0:20:06 > 0:20:09but they wanted to audition the Central Line.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11- Right. Good luck with that. - Apparently what they like to do is,
0:20:11 > 0:20:14they give you a time just to lull you into a false sense of security.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15- Really?- Yeah, classic.
0:20:15 > 0:20:189.30 on Monday morning and with 25 days to go,
0:20:18 > 0:20:22Ian and Graham are out at the Olympic park waiting to both meet and greet
0:20:22 > 0:20:26the US Security Forward team who are to be given a tour of the site.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29But over the weekend there's been bad news.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31I can't understand how this can possibly have happened.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33I share that with you, Ian.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34At the worst possible time,
0:20:34 > 0:20:38the issue of doctored starting pistol has raised its ugly head again,
0:20:38 > 0:20:40after a seagull was accidentally shot and killed
0:20:40 > 0:20:44by someone trying to start an amateur 400 metre hurdle race in Ilford.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47What, we're now saying there are doctored versions of the Mark 2 pistol out there as well.
0:20:47 > 0:20:52What's frustrating is that after all the work we've put into security over the last five years
0:20:52 > 0:20:58- from unmanned- BLEEP- equip...- BLEEP - to rapid deployment- BLEEP- units,
0:20:58 > 0:21:00after all that we're going to end up being judged
0:21:00 > 0:21:03on whether or not we're capable of producing a starting pistol
0:21:03 > 0:21:04that fires live rounds.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06- Yeah.- Very frustrating.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Although I believe, in point of fact, it's one that doesn't fire live rounds we're after, Rachel.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Exactly. Yes, thank you, Bob.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13- As I say, it's very frustrating. - Yeah.- Yes.- You're right, yeah.
0:21:13 > 0:21:18Suddenly, arriving right on time and without warning, the Americans are here.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22CIA Senior Operations Analyst Scott Coldwell,
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Senior Clandestine Logistics Officer Ryan Burr, and two other people.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Deputy Assistant Commissioner Rachel Crane. Welcome.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30- You bet.- Yes.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32As the literal face of British Security in this situation,
0:21:32 > 0:21:36Deputy Assistant Commissioner Crane knows how important first impressions are.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39- OK, well, shall we make a start? - Yeah, that'd be good.
0:21:39 > 0:21:44Let's get you through the security procedurals first.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Right. This is where we get issued with our truncheons, right?
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- Yes, the, er... - Oh, you're telling me no truncheons?
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Well, the... We've, um... Bob?
0:21:52 > 0:21:56- Yes, I believe that's a joke, Rachel.- Absolutely, yes. Thank you, Bob.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11Going to have to ask you to remove your shoes as well, please.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13- Right.- If that's OK.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Yeah, no, that's... I mean, to be honest all I've got in there is my feet.
0:22:15 > 0:22:20- Still going to have to ask you to take 'em off, I'm afraid.- OK.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32What it is is that I go through socks like butter.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Yeah.
0:22:48 > 0:22:53What you're looking at here, it may look like this is a world-class sporting arena.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56For us it's not.
0:22:56 > 0:23:03For us, on July 27th 2012, this is going to be the safest place in the world to be
0:23:03 > 0:23:07unless you're intent on any kind of terrorism whatsoever,
0:23:07 > 0:23:10in which case let me assure you now,
0:23:10 > 0:23:12it is going to be a very dangerous place to be indeed.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Just be clear about that, Rachel,
0:23:14 > 0:23:16in point of fact, if you're a terrorist, you're not actually going to get in here.
0:23:16 > 0:23:21- No, exactly.- No. Very much so. Thank you, Bob. And let me if I may just explain why.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Over 300 hi-tech smart-dog units...
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Aware of the crucial importance of the occasion,
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Deputy Assistant Commissioner Crane
0:23:28 > 0:23:31has come up with what amounts to nothing short of a statistical breakdown.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33..deployment of troops on home soil since foot in mouth.
0:23:33 > 0:23:38We get that you guys are busting your ass on this, we kinda get that.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Absolutely, thank you, Scott.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Honestly, it...it's not the big picture we're interested in here
0:23:43 > 0:23:45cos we're pretty much gonna be taking care of that ourselves.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Yeah, we're good with that.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49What we're really interested in is the detail in this.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51- Indeed so.- Yep.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54So, I'm sitting in my hotel room this morning, and I turn on the TV,
0:23:54 > 0:24:00and there's some guy talking about an Olympic starting pistol that fires live ammunition.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04- Ah, right, yes.- I gotta tell you, that got my attention.- Yep.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06No. Absolutely, yes. I mean, Bob, do you want to talk to that?
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Yes, sure, thank you, Rachel.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13No, look. I mean, ultimately, we want to see dog racing as an Olympic sport.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16- Right.- That's the journey we're on.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Well, perhaps we should take it one step at a time.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20- One giant leap for mankind? - Yes.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24Meanwhile Kay has come out to Walthamstow to follow up another lead
0:24:24 > 0:24:27about possible interest in the Olympic Stadium post-Games.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Back in the day we had three meetings a week here.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32We had Mike and Bernie Winters regularly in the early days.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33- Really? - Really. We had Barbara Windsor.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37- Right.- We even had Madonna once in the '90s before it closed.- Really?
0:24:37 > 0:24:41Yes. Madonna and Guy came. It was one long party, I tell you, Kay.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Yes. Er...
0:24:43 > 0:24:47When Walthamstow Greyhound Racing Track finally closed in 2008,
0:24:47 > 0:24:51it was the final straw for lifelong Irishman Brian McLoughlin.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54With the sport in decline generally, he formed the lobby group Hounded Out
0:24:54 > 0:24:58and has devoted his life since to running a national campaign to revive it.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Yes. I think perhaps I should say at this point, Brian,
0:25:01 > 0:25:03what we're talking about at the moment is the possibility
0:25:03 > 0:25:06of some kind of co-leasing arrangement initially.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Yes, sure, yes, if you want. That could work.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10I had a very interesting meeting with Dagenham & Redbridge recently.
0:25:10 > 0:25:11- Football?- Yes.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13- Ah, no, you're having me on there. - Well, no.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Ah, that's a joke, though. Away and fill your head!
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Mm, yeah, so we're open to all kinds of ideas,
0:25:17 > 0:25:19but I think it's true to say
0:25:19 > 0:25:21that in most of the scenarios we're talking about so far,
0:25:21 > 0:25:23football would be one of the components.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27I seen your man Coe on the news the other day. He had one of those smiles on.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30- I think he's actually a very happy man, actually.- He's on about the track like it's a problem.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33The track's not the problem, Kay. The track's the Holy Grail.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35- Yes.- We can do this thing, Kay.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38- Mm.- This is our chance. - I mean I'll certainly...
0:25:38 > 0:25:41You know, you're still an attractive woman, Kay. Don't throw it away.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44No.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49OK, so this is the official Twenty Twelve version.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Corinthian .38 Mark 3, made in Italy.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Couple of things about this piece of equipment.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Firstly, it's colour-coded red, as you can see,
0:25:56 > 0:26:01so visibly there can be no doubt as to what it is and what its function is.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04Whereas the other two are green, which as you can see is a very different colour altogether.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07- Yes, going to be coming onto that in a moment, Rachel. - Indeed, thank you, Bob.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10The other key thing to point out is that this piece of equipment...
0:26:10 > 0:26:13To reassure the Americans of the thoroughness of their approach
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Commander Burford has overnight put together a display
0:26:16 > 0:26:18of some of the starting pistols in question.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21What you're actually looking at is a very sophisticated timing device.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Yeah, when I was at school, they just used to shout "Go!"
0:26:24 > 0:26:25- Yes.- And pretend you were deaf.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28And they'd let you off, and you'd do visiting old people instead.
0:26:28 > 0:26:29- Yes, thank you, Graham.- Yeah.
0:26:29 > 0:26:30So, these are the bad guys, huh?
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Yes, we thought we'd show you the green Mark 2 just out of interest, sir, as such.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36Feel free to handle them. They're now completely illegal.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Now, one of those, like the Mark 3 he has no moving parts,
0:26:39 > 0:26:43but the other one, although it looks the same at first glance,
0:26:43 > 0:26:44has been remodified too.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Even though the starting pistols in this case
0:26:46 > 0:26:49are here for demonstration purposes only,
0:26:49 > 0:26:52as always, a firearms safety officer is legally present at all times
0:26:52 > 0:26:54to ensure that there's no danger of any danger.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57The theory is that, as with a card trick,
0:26:57 > 0:27:00once it's explained how it was actually done,
0:27:00 > 0:27:02the audience will lose interest and go home.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Either way we're not taking any chances.
0:27:04 > 0:27:05As Rachel says, as from today,
0:27:05 > 0:27:10it's completely illegal to own or operate the green Mark 2 anywhere in the UK.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13- Very much so. - Yeah, it's bloody clever, really.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Yes, I wouldn't wave that around too if I were you, Graham.
0:27:15 > 0:27:16- Yeah.- Yeah, OK.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19- Yes, thank you, Graham. - Yeah, there's no moving parts.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21- Yeah, well, but in any case... - Well, one of them is anyway. No, hang on.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24- I think I'm going to have to ask you to put these down now, guys, sorry. - Indeed, so, thank you, guys.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27We got the bad guy right here, so...
0:27:27 > 0:27:29- Yeah, you say that.- Excuse me?
0:27:29 > 0:27:30Thank you, guys. If we could...
0:27:30 > 0:27:32I believe I know a real gun when I see one.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Yeah, trying telling that to the seagull.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38Just remind me who this prick is, again.
0:27:38 > 0:27:39- He's Head of...- No, it's all right.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42I'm just saying, that's all. Keep your hair on.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46I mean, shall we move on to crowd control now?
0:27:46 > 0:27:47Indeed, thank you, Ian.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49- Thank you, guys, if you could... - Yes, thank you, Bob.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Thank you, Scott.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Thank you, Graham. That's great. Thank you, guys.
0:27:53 > 0:27:54I think one of the things...
0:27:54 > 0:27:57Agh! Oh!
0:27:57 > 0:27:58Holy fuck!
0:27:58 > 0:28:00- Oh, fuck!- Shit, no!
0:28:00 > 0:28:01- Oh!- OK, OK, OK.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03- Jesus!- Give me those fucking things, you stupid bitch.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06- OK, man down here, guys.- Ow! Fuck!
0:28:06 > 0:28:08- Incredible!- Yep.
0:28:08 > 0:28:12- You OK there?- Er...no. Fuck! Oh, no, I'm fine, really. I'm fine.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16OK, so, 24 days to go, Head of Deliverance.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18I'm in hospital. I've been shot.
0:28:18 > 0:28:21My solicitors are wondering where they should send my divorce papers
0:28:21 > 0:28:22and now I haven't got a PA.
0:28:22 > 0:28:24I mean, I've nothing against you, love, don't get me wrong,
0:28:24 > 0:28:25but I don't think you can chair this meeting.
0:28:25 > 0:28:27- I don't care who you are.- Excuse me?
0:28:27 > 0:28:30- What we've found is like, no one's bought any tickets to like, women's football.- Nope.
0:28:30 > 0:28:33Well, don't look at me. I didn't even know we had any inclusivity ambassador.
0:28:33 > 0:28:34We haven't. That's the point.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37- But I have managed to get you a PA. - Well, good.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39- No, don't care, not important, shut up.- Who's that girl?
0:28:39 > 0:28:40Who's that girl? Who's that girl?
0:28:40 > 0:28:42My God, Sally!
0:28:42 > 0:28:44No, really, it's not a problem.
0:28:49 > 0:28:53# There may be trouble ahead
0:28:54 > 0:29:01# But while there's moonlight and music and love and romance
0:29:01 > 0:29:06# Let's face the music and dance
0:29:06 > 0:29:12# Let's face the music and dance. #