Inclusivity Day

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06Coe, I think, is gonna get the gold! Coe has beaten Cram! What a marvellous finish!

0:00:06 > 0:00:09And Seb Coe gets the gold medal!

0:00:09 > 0:00:14# There may be trouble ahead

0:00:14 > 0:00:20# But while there's moonlight and music and love and romance

0:00:21 > 0:00:25# Let's face the music and dance

0:00:25 > 0:00:29# Let's face the music and dance. #

0:00:29 > 0:00:35Contains some strong language.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37It's still not clear exactly what happened,

0:00:37 > 0:00:39though organisers, perhaps for obvious reasons,

0:00:39 > 0:00:41have been keen to deny earlier reports

0:00:41 > 0:00:44that Mr Fletcher was in fact shot in the foot

0:00:44 > 0:00:48during some sort of security review here, on site at the Olympic Park.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Tuesday morning,

0:00:50 > 0:00:54and just 24 days to go at the Olympic Deliverance Commission in London,

0:00:54 > 0:00:57but the one person who isn't in the office this morning

0:00:57 > 0:00:59is Head of Deliverance, Ian Fletcher.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01OK, here's the thing with us.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03What we're looking at here is a totally routine accident.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06The fact that he was prepared to have that accident shows you right there

0:01:06 > 0:01:08just how far guys like him are prepared to go

0:01:08 > 0:01:12to, like, test security measures ahead of the Games.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14- IAN:- No, absolutely. Yes, I saw that.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Yes. No. I saw that one too.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19No, I'm afraid I haven't seen The Sun yet.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Right. Well, I mean, at least that's actually quite funny.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25I think that's probably the best one yet.

0:01:25 > 0:01:29Meanwhile, over at St Peter's College Hospital in central London,

0:01:29 > 0:01:32where he's been kept in overnight after a minor operation on his foot,

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Ian has had a call from Olympic boss Sebastian Coe.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Well, in terms of damage limitation, I gather Siobhan Sharpe's been busy

0:01:38 > 0:01:41re-inventing me as some kind of Captain Oates character, you know,

0:01:41 > 0:01:44who's basically prepared to take one for the team in order to...

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Well, no, exactly. I've already e-mailed her about that.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49I mean, not only did he die. They all died in the end, so...

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Well, no. I should be out of here by tomorrow at the latest.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54I mean, it's just a soft-tissue thing, that's all.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57I mean, apparently, they wouldn't have had to operate at all

0:01:57 > 0:01:59if it wasn't for the bit of shoe that got stuck in there somehow.

0:01:59 > 0:02:00So, no, basically it's all good.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04No, absolutely. Absolutely! I will.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06And I'll keep you posted in the meantime, obviously. Absolutely.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08OK. Bye. Bye.

0:02:08 > 0:02:09Right, good.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12- Daniel, hi. - Hey, Ian. How are you today?

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Oh, you know, I've been shot, otherwise I'm fine...

0:02:14 > 0:02:16PA Daniel Stroud

0:02:16 > 0:02:19has already arrived in order to be Ian's first visitor...

0:02:19 > 0:02:20First of all, I just got you this.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Oh, really? Oh, Daniel! Well, that's really... You didn't need to.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25- It's a chill-out kit. - Right. Is it?

0:02:25 > 0:02:29..but Ian is aware that as well as being the greatest show on Earth,

0:02:29 > 0:02:31the Olympics is also a show that must go on,

0:02:31 > 0:02:33whether anyone likes it or not.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35- Mm. - And if you massage it into your temples,

0:02:35 > 0:02:37believe me, it's like suddenly nothing else matters any more.

0:02:37 > 0:02:38Oh, well, really, that's...

0:02:38 > 0:02:40David always says it's like mainlining Buddhism in one hit.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Well, that really is marvellous. But in the meantime,

0:02:43 > 0:02:45in terms of stuff that does matter...

0:02:45 > 0:02:46Right, yes, sure. Let me just...

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Right, yes, here we go.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50So, women's football...

0:02:50 > 0:02:51Oh, God. Right.

0:02:51 > 0:02:52I know. With the ticketing...

0:02:52 > 0:02:53I mean, honestly, whose bloody idea was it

0:02:53 > 0:02:56to open the whole Olympic Games with women's football?

0:02:56 > 0:02:57- I know! - In Cardiff!

0:02:57 > 0:02:58Yes. Well, I guess ours, presumably.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Well, yes, I know, but still...

0:03:00 > 0:03:01So, anyway, with the ticketing...

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Yes, sorry, of course, yes.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Apparently, we've still got about 40,000 tickets left to shift.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Really? Well, maybe that's not so bad, then, if...

0:03:08 > 0:03:10- For the opening game. - Oh, right. Yes, of course.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14- Yes.- Right, yes. Er, not sure quite how to say this.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Well, just say it.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18But Daniel has some news of his own that Ian doesn't know about yet.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21OK, you know Nina, Seb's PA?

0:03:21 > 0:03:22Yes, I know Nina, yes.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Right, well, she's had, basically, like a breakdown.

0:03:24 > 0:03:25Right, yes, obviously.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28No, but this time, it's like she's let go in quite a big way, I think.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30- Oh, right. Oh, dear. - Yes.

0:03:30 > 0:03:31So, obviously that's... like, it's bad news for Nina.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33- Yeah. - And bad news for Seb,

0:03:33 > 0:03:37but it's good news for... Well, er, good news for me, actually.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Right... Oh, right.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41I got a call late last night - could I come in early this morning and see them.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Oh, well, Daniel, congratulations. That's...that's great.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45I mean, I only took the job on the condition that I could come here

0:03:45 > 0:03:47and tell you personally

0:03:47 > 0:03:50and if I could make my first job for them finding another PA for you ASAP

0:03:50 > 0:03:51Yes, well...

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Which they were totally cool about, by the way.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55OK, so 24 days to go, Head of Deliverance,

0:03:55 > 0:03:57I'm in hospital, I've been shot,

0:03:57 > 0:03:59my solicitors are wondering where they should send my divorce papers,

0:03:59 > 0:04:02- and now I haven't got a PA. - Oh, well...

0:04:02 > 0:04:04But I suppose a positive thing is, at least I have got a chill-out kit.

0:04:04 > 0:04:05You so have!

0:04:12 > 0:04:16Right, OK. Eyes down, everybody. I thought we should have some sort of agenda here.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19OK, cool, thanks for that, Nick. That's great.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Meanwhile, back over at the ODC, the Deliverance team

0:04:22 > 0:04:25is attempting to hold its regular morning heads-up meeting,

0:04:25 > 0:04:26even though they haven't got a Head.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28- OK, so first up, um... - Yeah, hang on, hang on.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30- Nick? - I mean,

0:04:30 > 0:04:32I've nothing against you, love, but I don't think you can chair this meeting,

0:04:32 > 0:04:34- I don't care who you are. - Excuse me?

0:04:34 > 0:04:37And as sometimes can happen, they've been joined this morning

0:04:37 > 0:04:39by Siobhan Sharpe, from PR company Perfect Curve.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Well, with Ian not here, it...it's got to be someone

0:04:41 > 0:04:44- who's a member of the Deliverance Team.- Absolutely, yes.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46No, sure.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47When you say member of the Deliverance Team,

0:04:47 > 0:04:49you mean a member of the Deliverance Team from Yorkshire.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Sorry, I can't help being from Yorkshire, love. It's just luck.

0:04:52 > 0:04:53OK. I'm, um, totally good with that.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Um, so, guys, what we do here is...

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Yeah, do you want to swap seats, love?

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Sure, yeah. OK. That could work.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03With the correct protocol of the meeting established,

0:05:03 > 0:05:06they're now in a position to confront the first item on the agenda.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Great. Let's crack on.

0:05:08 > 0:05:13Friday sees the launch of Inclusivity Day in a ceremony at City Hall,

0:05:13 > 0:05:15thanks to the endorsement of London Mayor, Boris Johnson.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Don't look at me. I didn't even know we had an Inclusivity Ambassador.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21- Well, we haven't. That's the point. - Duh!

0:05:21 > 0:05:23But having looked up Inclusivity Day on their own website,

0:05:23 > 0:05:25they've not only discovered that

0:05:25 > 0:05:28the official Twenty Twelve Inclusivity Ambassador

0:05:28 > 0:05:31is due to take part in Friday's launch, but also, that they haven't got one.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Who's that guy that reads the news? Um...- Oh, no, he's crap.

0:05:34 > 0:05:35It really should be a woman, really.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37- I really think that. - Right, OK.

0:05:37 > 0:05:38Alesha Dixon?

0:05:38 > 0:05:40- Er, no. - SIOBHAN:- Alesha's cool, we love Alesha.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41I actually don't think people will know who that is.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43I think young people probably will.

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Ye... Pardon?

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Guys, we're looking at a three-day runway on this.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50If we don't get airborne fast, we are so going to be eating tarmac.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53- OK, what about Dame Kelly Holmes? - Holy shit!

0:05:53 > 0:05:54GRAHAM: Nice one.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56I mean, she's all right, if that's kind of...

0:05:56 > 0:05:58- She's perfect, Siobhan... - Yeah, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Hi, Fran. No, don't care. Not important. Shut up.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Kelly Holmes.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06Availability this Friday?

0:06:08 > 0:06:09Yeah.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Right. Uh-huh.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14No shit? Sure. OK, bye.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16- Bummer! - So...?

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Well, Seb's already got her for Diversity Day.

0:06:19 > 0:06:20- You what? - Diversity Day?

0:06:20 > 0:06:23- Do me a favour! - How many bloody days are there?

0:06:23 > 0:06:26A packed schedule of events as the Games approach

0:06:26 > 0:06:29has meant that the Deliverance Team is launching Inclusivity Day in London

0:06:29 > 0:06:33on the same day that Sebastian Coe is launching Diversity Day in Oldham.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35We're going to have to bring our A-game to the party here, guys.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39- We've gotta take it to the next level.- Right, OK. What about Michelle Obama?

0:06:39 > 0:06:40Yeah, probably not that level, Graham.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41Michele Obama?! Give over!

0:06:41 > 0:06:44I'm just coming up with women here, guys.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46- OK, Paula Radcliffe. - No! Come on.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Why not? I mean she's very inclusive, she's a woman and she's a mother

0:06:49 > 0:06:51and in spite of all of that,

0:06:51 > 0:06:54she's out there very single day, struggling along the pavements...

0:06:54 > 0:06:56OK, here's the thing with Paula, with inclusivity -

0:06:56 > 0:06:58she's just not ticking boxes for us here, guys.

0:06:58 > 0:06:59No way!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01What we're talking about is someone who speaks to everybody.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03OK, all right.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07OK. Tanni Grey-Thompson.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09- Holy fuck! - I know.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12THEY HIGH-FIVE

0:07:21 > 0:07:23- IAN:- I mean, I know Siobhan Sharpe and the Perfect Curve lot

0:07:23 > 0:07:25are supposed to be doing a re-branding job on it.

0:07:25 > 0:07:26Well, God knows. For all I know,

0:07:26 > 0:07:28they're trying to re-brand it as men's basketball.

0:07:28 > 0:07:29I wouldn't put it past them.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31It's Wednesday,

0:07:31 > 0:07:35and much to his frustration, Ian has been kept in hospital for a second night

0:07:35 > 0:07:36in order to observe his foot.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39...because in the absence of a PA, I'm trying to organise the Olympic Games

0:07:39 > 0:07:42with a hole in my foot, and basically on the end of a phone.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Well, so you keep saying.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46We... Well, that really would be good,

0:07:46 > 0:07:48because at the moment all I can say is, this feels very much like

0:07:48 > 0:07:50trying to conduct shit without a paddle.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54Well, you...you know what I mean. OK, bye. Bye.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Right, good. Hi.

0:07:57 > 0:07:58- Yes, hi. - Come on in.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Is it a bad time?

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Excuse the state of my office, obviously. Just trying a few ideas.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05- How are you, Ian? - Well, you know, I've been shot...

0:08:05 > 0:08:06Absolutely, yes.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09But yes, no, apart from that, you know, it's all pretty, er... Oh, well...

0:08:09 > 0:08:10- No, it's nothing, really. - Oh, you shouldn't have.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12It's just something I thought you might...

0:08:12 > 0:08:13- Well, that's... - Let's just get this off.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14- It's a plant. - Yes, no.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17I'll just... Give it here. It's... I don't know why they make this so difficult.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18I think that's part of the...

0:08:18 > 0:08:19Just going past M&S and I thought this...

0:08:19 > 0:08:21I think that's part of the... ..thought that looks really, um...

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Kay, I don't think it comes off.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25- No, that's fine. It was 3.99. - Yes.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28On offer from 6.99. I don't know why. There's nothing wrong with it.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30- Well, no. I mean, it's lovely. - Thought it might cheer you up.

0:08:30 > 0:08:31And it has done, thank you.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Yes. No. So, I just thought I'd stop by. I was...

0:08:33 > 0:08:35- Yes.- Yes.

0:08:37 > 0:08:38So, how are you?

0:08:38 > 0:08:41No, still OK, I think. Still pretty much the same.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44- Absolutely, yes, good. - Kay, is there anything...?

0:08:44 > 0:08:46No, no, that's fine, thank you. No, as I say, I was just...

0:08:46 > 0:08:48OK. Is Fi applying for the Director of Posterity job post-Games?

0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Right. - Is she applying for it?

0:08:50 > 0:08:52- That... - No, Ian, just tell me.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53- I don't care. Doesn't matter. Tell me.- Kay, you know

0:08:53 > 0:08:56- I couldn't tell you that even if I knew.- I knew it, I bloody knew it!

0:09:08 > 0:09:12- Carey?- Yeah, hi. - Cool! Great to meet you. Coco.

0:09:12 > 0:09:13Yeah. Er, what? No, thanks.

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Right.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18Meanwhile, across town at PR company Perfect Curve,

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Siobhan Sharpe and her team have arranged a meeting

0:09:21 > 0:09:23with one of British women's football's fastest rising stars.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25- So, this is, like, the team. - Right.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Hey, Carey! - Siobhan Sharpe. This is, like, Barney.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Carey Taylor is already 23.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34Captain of Everton Ladies FC at the age of 18,

0:09:34 > 0:09:36she broke onto the international scene two years ago,

0:09:36 > 0:09:39with a brilliant individual goal and spectacular sending off against Norway,

0:09:39 > 0:09:42and ever since, has never looked back.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44- Anyone want a Brazillo? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bring it on.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Not for me, I'm good. - Is that, like, nuts?

0:09:46 > 0:09:48We love Brazillos.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50No, thanks. BOTH: # Nutty, nutty chocolate! #

0:09:50 > 0:09:51Yeah, we love them!

0:09:51 > 0:09:53- OK, shoot. - Go, Barney, go.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54- Ready? - Yeah.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Siobhan and her team have come up with the idea of a viral campaign

0:09:56 > 0:10:00to boost the profile of women's football based around Carey's personality.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03OK, so, Carey, how's it feeling, being, like, a star?

0:10:03 > 0:10:04Yeah.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07OK, sure. But listen, you so ain't seen nothing yet.

0:10:07 > 0:10:08- No, no, no. - COCO: Nope.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10- OK. - Yeah, could I have a Brazillo?

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Sure, yeah.

0:10:14 > 0:10:15Yeah.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17DANIEL: Hey, Ian, how are you? No, don't answer that!

0:10:17 > 0:10:19- OK.- Stupid question!

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Meanwhile, back over at St Peter's College Hospital,

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Daniel has paid another visit to his ex-boss.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27- I just had a diarize with Seb. - Oh, right, a diarize.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31Yes, he likes to have one each morning. Just the two of us. He's so busy.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33- Yes. - It's quite a good idea, actually,

0:10:33 > 0:10:35cos what it means is, it's 20 minutes in the day when you can really...

0:10:35 > 0:10:37- Yes, so what came out of it? - Yes, sorry, absolutely.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39You'll have to stop me, Ian. I've got so much to think about.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41- No, Seb was asking after you. - Oh, well, that's...

0:10:41 > 0:10:43He's really hoping you'll be able to host the Inclusivity Day thing.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45- Well, yes, me too. - Cos, otherwise,

0:10:45 > 0:10:47he's convinced Boris'll take over the whole thing as usual, which'll be...

0:10:47 > 0:10:49- Yes. - Also, I've got some good news

0:10:49 > 0:10:51- for you as well, Ian. - Not some sort of tickets?

0:10:51 > 0:10:53- Not tickets, no. - No, right.- Of course not.

0:10:53 > 0:10:54But I have managed to get you a PA.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Ah, right! Well, good. Now, that's...

0:10:56 > 0:10:58I had to bend a few rules, obviously, but I think in the end,

0:10:58 > 0:11:00- I have to say it worked out rather well.- Just as long as

0:11:00 > 0:11:01I don't have to spend time explaining how everything works.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03No, no, of course.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05No, cos that can be... I mean, we've got 23 days left to go.

0:11:05 > 0:11:06They've really got to hit the ground running.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08No, absolutely. She's good, this one's good.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10- OK, good. Well, that's great. So... - No, she's actually outside.

0:11:10 > 0:11:11Oh, right.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13No, I thought she might as well just start in straight away.

0:11:13 > 0:11:14Yes, absolutely.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16- OK, I'll just go and... - Yes, OK, yes.

0:11:18 > 0:11:19PHONE BEEPS

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Yes, uh...

0:11:31 > 0:11:32My God, Sally!

0:11:32 > 0:11:34No, really, it's not a problem.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42COCO: So, we did some, like, research into, like, this whole thing, right,

0:11:42 > 0:11:45and what we found is, like, no-one's bought any tickets to women's football.

0:11:45 > 0:11:46- Nope. - Right!

0:11:46 > 0:11:50That's so weird, cos what they're saying is, they love women, they love football.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52- Women's football... - Eh-oh...

0:11:52 > 0:11:53- ..not going to buy it. - Go figure.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Back over at Perfect Curve, Siobhan Sharpe and her team

0:11:56 > 0:11:59are about to get creative with the idea of Carey Taylor.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01So, what we came up with - well, first of all, we had loads of ideas.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, ideas.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Yeah. What we realised is, like, the way to make this whole thing sexy

0:12:06 > 0:12:09is you do, like, a whole campaign and it's all about you,

0:12:09 > 0:12:12right, cos you're Wayne Rooney, only it's, like, you're a woman.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Yeah, she doesn't mean that, like, literally.

0:12:14 > 0:12:15What?

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Yeah, I dunno.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19So, what you do is, you do everything,

0:12:19 > 0:12:21like, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, everything, but...

0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Yeah, I do Twitter, yeah. - Right?

0:12:24 > 0:12:27But you never mention women's football at all.

0:12:27 > 0:12:28- Right. - Genius!

0:12:28 > 0:12:29Pretty cool!

0:12:29 > 0:12:31So, then it's, like, "Who's that girl?", right?

0:12:31 > 0:12:32Who's that girl?

0:12:32 > 0:12:35So, like, you, you're getting out of a car, it's at night,

0:12:35 > 0:12:39there's, like, a leg, 15 seconds, but we never see who it is.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Who's that girl?

0:12:41 > 0:12:44- Or it's you, you're getting into a car.- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:12:44 > 0:12:45- Who's that girl?- Who's that girl?

0:12:45 > 0:12:48Or there's some lips in a mirror, and, like, you're getting ready,

0:12:48 > 0:12:50putting on your lipstick.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Yeah, what are those lips?

0:12:52 > 0:12:57And we never see who it is until the final one, when it's you.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00And it's like, "Who's that girl?

0:13:00 > 0:13:03"Come find out. England, like, versus Holland, Cardiff Millennium Stadium,

0:13:03 > 0:13:05"like, Wednesday or, like, whenever."

0:13:05 > 0:13:06- OK. - BARNEY: Yep.

0:13:06 > 0:13:10So, what you're saying is, it's not actually about women's football?

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It is about women's football.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14- That's what's so cool about this. - It totally is,

0:13:14 > 0:13:16but the one thing we don't mention is women's football.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17OK.

0:13:17 > 0:13:18So cool!

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Cos that's the one bit that nobody likes.

0:13:23 > 0:13:24Yeah?

0:13:26 > 0:13:28- SALLY:- I brought my laptop in, I thought I could set it up in here.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30- Right. - They said there wasn't access to Wi-Fi,

0:13:30 > 0:13:32but I think they were basically lying, basically,

0:13:32 > 0:13:34so I went in to see the senior registrar.

0:13:34 > 0:13:35Right. Blimey. Did you?

0:13:35 > 0:13:38Yeah. He wasn't very interested to start with,

0:13:38 > 0:13:41he was in the middle of some sort of meeting, but in the end

0:13:41 > 0:13:43he said OK and gave me the password.

0:13:43 > 0:13:47Before Daniel, Sally Owen was Ian's long-term PA,

0:13:47 > 0:13:49until she realised she had to leave one morning due to personal reasons.

0:13:49 > 0:13:53But having heard of his recent accident, she's now realised she has to come back.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Sally, I'm not quite sure where to start with this.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58- Yes. No, no problem. - No, but look, I really...

0:13:58 > 0:13:59So, I picked up some things on the way in, just in case.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01I mean, you probably won't... I can change them if...

0:14:01 > 0:14:03- Oh, God! - Just some T-shirts and stuff.

0:14:03 > 0:14:04Oh, no, but look, really, what I...

0:14:04 > 0:14:05And I've brought you some of this too.

0:14:05 > 0:14:09Oh, no... Oh, God, no. It's not lemon drizzle cake?

0:14:09 > 0:14:11- Yes, actually. - Oh, Sally, really! No, but look...

0:14:11 > 0:14:14- Yeah, so with Inclusivity Day... - Er, yes, right.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16..so we have now got Tanni Grey-Thompson.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Yes, so I gather, that's great.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21And Boris, obviously, and some, you know, some schoolchildren from somewhere.

0:14:21 > 0:14:22Well, yes, yes.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24So, I think the idea is that you are meant to make

0:14:24 > 0:14:26some sort of speech-type thing to start with.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28- If I ever get out of here, yes. - Yes, you will get out of here, actually.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30- Right. - Yes.

0:14:30 > 0:14:31Right, OK, so what happens then?

0:14:31 > 0:14:35Well, I think everything, er, will be, you know, pretty much as it used to be

0:14:35 > 0:14:36before...

0:14:36 > 0:14:38- Before! - Right.

0:14:38 > 0:14:39Yes.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42What I actually meant was, what happens on Inclusivity Day?

0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Oh, right, yes. - After I've made the speech-type thing,

0:14:44 > 0:14:47then what? I mean, what are we actually supposed to be doing there?

0:14:47 > 0:14:48Yes. No, that's a good point, actually.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50KNOCK ON DOOR Hi.

0:14:50 > 0:14:51- Oh, hi, yes. - How are things?

0:14:51 > 0:14:54Er, yes, OK. Pretty much ready to go, I think.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Right, OK. Well, let's take a look, shall we?

0:14:56 > 0:14:57OK, yeah.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00Right, if you just want to lie back and relax.

0:15:00 > 0:15:01OK.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03How are we doing over here?

0:15:03 > 0:15:04Oh, you might actually want to step out for this.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06- Yes, no, I'll stay, actually. - Really?

0:15:06 > 0:15:07Yes, actually.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Oh, right. Well, if you really want to see this.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12- No, not a problem. - DOCTOR: Hmm, interesting smell!

0:15:14 > 0:15:15Yes.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20FIONA: I mean, I was thinking, what about if we got them to release

0:15:20 > 0:15:222012 Legacy doves?

0:15:22 > 0:15:23Right, no.

0:15:23 > 0:15:24Legacy doves?

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Back at the ODC,

0:15:26 > 0:15:29with just three days to go before the Inclusivity Day press launch,

0:15:29 > 0:15:33the Deliverance Team are trying to decide what it is they'll be including.

0:15:33 > 0:15:34As they take off, they carry with them

0:15:34 > 0:15:37all the promises and all the commitments around inclusivity

0:15:37 > 0:15:39- we've made to the future in Legacy. - Right, no, I'm sorry, that's...

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Oh, right, yeah, and you mean then they just vanish into thin air.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44- Well, no... - No, I can definitely see that working.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47- Yeah, it's a classic. - I don't think it's fair on the pigeons.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49- There are big issues around that. - NICK:- Yeah.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52We've not had a great week as it is. We get this wrong as well,

0:15:52 > 0:15:54we're in danger of running out of feet to shoot ourselves in.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Well, I was thinking, as a better idea,

0:15:56 > 0:15:57what about they plant a tree?

0:15:57 > 0:15:59- A tree?! - So, we give them an acorn, OK...

0:15:59 > 0:16:01This really is a joke, right?

0:16:01 > 0:16:05..they plant it, and from that grows this magnificent English oak,

0:16:05 > 0:16:09under whose sustainable boughs future generations of future, er, people

0:16:09 > 0:16:12will be able to gather together with each other and stand under it inclusively.

0:16:14 > 0:16:15Right...

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Right, yeah, that's...

0:16:17 > 0:16:19At least with that, the only thing we have to achieve

0:16:19 > 0:16:21between now and Friday is find a bloody acorn from somewhere.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23I'm sorry. I just think this is a major PR opportunity.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25It's not a primary school fete.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Well, look, we need to make a decision here. I don't care who you are.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29- People want to know what they're doing.- Well, OK,

0:16:29 > 0:16:31- in that case, why don't we have a vote?- A vote.

0:16:31 > 0:16:32- Yes. NICK:- Right, here we go.

0:16:32 > 0:16:33I don't think that's an appropriate form of...

0:16:33 > 0:16:35I mean, how's that going to work?

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Look, there are four of us in the room, love.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40You two, let's face it, are never going to vote for each other, are you?

0:16:40 > 0:16:42- Er, well... - No, you're not. You're kidding me.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45Yeah, and you can't vote for yourselves, so that's you out.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47- FIONA: Hang on... - Now, that leaves me and him.

0:16:47 > 0:16:48Yeah, me and him, yeah.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Yeah. Now, in the interests of fairness, I'm going to remain impartial,

0:16:50 > 0:16:52- cos I'm basically in the chair. - Right, OK.

0:16:52 > 0:16:53So, that leaves you.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56So, pigeons or acorn?

0:16:56 > 0:16:57What? Who, me?

0:16:57 > 0:16:59I mean...I...

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Well, you're on, like it or not. I never voted for a vote, so...

0:17:01 > 0:17:03- Just choose, for Christ sake. - Right, OK.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06- Acorn, I don't know, er... - There you go, sorted.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08- Yes, sorted, yes. - Yeah.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11- Brilliant(!) - Sorry, love, that's how democracy works.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Yes, that's how it works, yes.

0:17:24 > 0:17:25Tony, hi. Yes, hi.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Fi Healey, Head of Legacy for Twenty Twelve.

0:17:27 > 0:17:28Yes, Fi, yes. We spoke on the phone.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30It's very nice to meet you in the flesh.

0:17:30 > 0:17:31- No, actually, that was me, actually.- Really?

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Kay Hope, Head of Sustainability, Twenty Twelve.

0:17:33 > 0:17:34- Right. - Hello.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Are you sure it's you I spoke to?

0:17:36 > 0:17:38- Absolutely, yes. - Right. Oh, well...

0:17:38 > 0:17:39It's Thursday,

0:17:39 > 0:17:43and with Ian now not certain to make the Inclusivity Day launch,

0:17:43 > 0:17:46Kay Hope has decided to come to Potters Fields, next to City Hall, herself,

0:17:46 > 0:17:50and literally prepare the ground for the tree-planting ceremony.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53And in the spirit of Inclusivity, Head of Legacy Fi Healey

0:17:53 > 0:17:55has decided to join her, in case anything happens.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57..inclusively for future generations.

0:17:57 > 0:17:58- Hm. - I really think that.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Yes... Not sure I fully grasp that, but anyway...

0:18:01 > 0:18:05Tony Griffiths is Chair of the Potters Fields Management Trust.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07It seems to me the gist of what you're trying to tell me

0:18:07 > 0:18:10is that you'd like to plant an oak tree in Potters Fields.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12- Yes, exactly, an oak tree, yes. - OK.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Well, that's not necessarily impossible, in principle.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16- Right. - So, I suppose

0:18:16 > 0:18:19the next question we need to address is, when are we talking about?

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Right, yes, absolutely. Friday.

0:18:22 > 0:18:23Tomorrow?

0:18:23 > 0:18:24Er, yes, Friday. That's correct, yes.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Mm. I have to say I had a feeling about this.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30But, as Kay is discovering, the planning issues around

0:18:30 > 0:18:33planting something as potentially serious as a tree

0:18:33 > 0:18:36in a piece of ground as important to Tony as this

0:18:36 > 0:18:39are far more complex than she has time to do anything about.

0:18:39 > 0:18:40..a rather nice fraxinus, for example,

0:18:40 > 0:18:43the precise sitting of which was over two years in the planning.

0:18:43 > 0:18:44Gave rise to the only occasion on which

0:18:44 > 0:18:48I've so far seen a fully grown landscape architect beat a senior planning officer

0:18:48 > 0:18:50- about the head with his bare fists.- Right, yeah,

0:18:50 > 0:18:54but, er, given that this is Olympic year, and for possibly the only time in...

0:18:54 > 0:18:56- I have to say we do get that a lot.- Right, do you?

0:18:56 > 0:18:59- If I had a pound, Fi, for every time...- It's Kay, actually.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01- Kay, I'm so sorry, I do beg your pardon.- No, that's fine.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03If I had a pound, Fi,

0:19:03 > 0:19:05for every time someone had said that to me in the last five years,

0:19:05 > 0:19:07I'd be inviting you back to tea on my yacht.

0:19:07 > 0:19:08- Really? - Right.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Well, just so you know, I'd probably be accepting, Tony, too.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Ah, well, another life, perhaps.

0:19:12 > 0:19:13- Yes, maybe. - OK...

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Although I have to say, whenever I hear people say that,

0:19:15 > 0:19:16I find myself thinking, "To hell with another life!

0:19:16 > 0:19:18"It's this life one really rather wants to live."

0:19:18 > 0:19:20- No, sure, tell me about it. - It's OK, thank you. That's...

0:19:20 > 0:19:24Tony! Look, given that Boris has agreed to give up his time for this,

0:19:24 > 0:19:27given that Baroness Tanni Grey-Thompson has agreed to take part...

0:19:27 > 0:19:30Kay knows that her only chance of persuading Tony to help them

0:19:30 > 0:19:34at this late stage may well be through the sheer force of her personality.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36..London's year on the world stage, I really think that,

0:19:36 > 0:19:39can I just say, is there any way at all that the Management Trust

0:19:39 > 0:19:42could be persuaded to go the extra mile

0:19:42 > 0:19:44and waive some of the standard planning procedures in order to make this happen?

0:19:44 > 0:19:46- No. - No, right.

0:19:46 > 0:19:47I don't think there is.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50In fact, now I think about it, I suppose that's really my point, yes.

0:19:50 > 0:19:51- No, OK, that's fine. - I'm sorry not to be more helpful.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54No, that's fine. Yes, absolutely. Thank you very much, Tony, thank you.

0:19:54 > 0:19:55- Tony? - Yes?

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Before we let you go, I'm going to make a suggestion to you.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59- Oh, yeah? - Yes. And you might not know it yet

0:19:59 > 0:20:00but I think you're going to really like it.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Sorry - can I just say Legacy pigeons are totally out of the equation.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06One was sort of clinging on, but I'm afraid you've lost me now.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Stay with me, Tony, stay with me.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10So, the issue here would be the exact location of the tree, right?

0:20:10 > 0:20:11Yes.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13There is no time to address that between now and tomorrow, that's obvious.

0:20:13 > 0:20:14Well, one would have thought so, yes.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16No, sure. So, how would it be for you

0:20:16 > 0:20:18if we brought along some kind of a raised bed on the day?

0:20:18 > 0:20:19No.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Basically just a box full of earth, OK, planted the acorn in that,

0:20:22 > 0:20:23- and then just took it away again? - Right, no, that's...

0:20:23 > 0:20:25- OK. - ..actually counter to ev...

0:20:25 > 0:20:26That's not... How is that...?

0:20:26 > 0:20:28It's not sustainable in any measure of... It's dishonest

0:20:28 > 0:20:30and, actually, it's immoral, actually. Yes, it's immoral.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32- Anyway, what do you think? - I rather like the sound of that, Kay.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35- Look, it's Fi! - What?

0:20:35 > 0:20:36- It's fine, Tony. - No, I'm sorry, it's not fine, Tony.

0:20:36 > 0:20:37- It's Fi.- She's Kay.

0:20:37 > 0:20:41- What?- No, that's...- Look, I have to say, in your position, these are the sort of details

0:20:41 > 0:20:43one rather hoped to have got more or less straight in advance.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45- Yeah, I know. - Yes, exactly, yes, thank you.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52- SALLY:- Yes, there's another e-mail from Danny Boyle's people.

0:20:52 > 0:20:53Oh, right, brilliant. What now?

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Yes, apparently he wants more nurses.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Well, we all do. I haven't seen one all morning.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Yes, no. They want more nurses in the opening ceremony to represent...

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Yes, I know, to represent nurses.

0:21:01 > 0:21:02Yes, but apparently there aren't enough of them.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04OK, well, fine. Get some more, then.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Yes, no. I think his point is that there aren't enough nurses in the NHS, actually.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08No. Well, what's he expect us to do about that?

0:21:08 > 0:21:09Yes.

0:21:09 > 0:21:10I mean, He'll just have to have fewer nurses dancing harder.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12- Right. - I mean, Benny Hill managed it.

0:21:12 > 0:21:13I don't see why he can't.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Yes. No, not a problem. Um...

0:21:15 > 0:21:18Meanwhile, it's Thursday, and after another night in hospital,

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Ian is still waiting for news on the minor infection on his foot.

0:21:21 > 0:21:22I checked in on the office phone for messages.

0:21:22 > 0:21:23Oh, right, yes, good.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26And there's one from your solicitor's, actually.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29- Right, yes.- They want to know where to send some...the, um...

0:21:29 > 0:21:30Divorce papers?

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Er, yes, actually, I think they were.

0:21:32 > 0:21:33- Yes. - I think you need to sign them.

0:21:33 > 0:21:34Well, yes.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37Yes. So, they were asking, should they send them to your home address or to here?

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Right, yes. No, I was meant to get back to them about that.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Shall I just say to send them here, you know, speed things up a bit?

0:21:42 > 0:21:44No, I think I might just wait until I know for certain what I'm doing.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46- Yeah, right. - With the foot, I mean.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48- Oh, yes, absolutely, right. - Yeah.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51KNOCK ON DOOR Hi.

0:21:51 > 0:21:52- Fi, hi. - Is this a good time?

0:21:52 > 0:21:54- Er... - Absolutely, come on in.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56- Just thought I'd pop in. - You remember Sally?

0:21:56 > 0:21:57- Oh, sure, yeah. Hi, Sally. - Yeah, not a problem.

0:21:57 > 0:22:01Good to see you back. So, I heard about the infection.

0:22:01 > 0:22:02Yes. Did you?

0:22:02 > 0:22:03I'm not sure you're going to be allowed this in your current condition.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Oh, well, Fi, that's...

0:22:05 > 0:22:06They're actually quite strict here, actually.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08- Tequila chocolate slammers? - Yeah.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Oh, well, that's very... Thank you.

0:22:10 > 0:22:11- What I was thinking... - So, right, yes.

0:22:11 > 0:22:12..now that you're not going to be able to make tomorrow...

0:22:12 > 0:22:14No, well, it looks like it.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16..I'd be really happy to host the whole thing,

0:22:16 > 0:22:17- if you thought that was a good idea.- Right.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19I thought I'd offer, at least.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Well, right. I mean, I know that Kay has been doing

0:22:21 > 0:22:23quite a lot of preparation for it already.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Oh, no, sure. Yeah, I know she has, I know, but I mean, Kay's great,

0:22:25 > 0:22:27don't get me wrong, I've got a huge amount of respect for what she does.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30- Well, we all have, yes. - Yes.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32I don't know, I mean, sustainability and inclusivity...

0:22:32 > 0:22:35- Well, yes? - I suppose my worry is,

0:22:35 > 0:22:37no-one really knows what either of those two things are, anyway.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40Well, that's not true. I mean, they're absolutely what we're about.

0:22:40 > 0:22:41- It's... - And Legacy, obviously.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43- I... - And multiculturality.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45I just think Legacy's probably an easier thing for people to get hold of

0:22:45 > 0:22:47on these occasions somehow, that's all.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49- I think what I'd say to you here is...- Sorry...

0:22:49 > 0:22:51- Sally? - Sorry, excuse me, Ian.

0:22:51 > 0:22:52- No, no. - Sorry, um...

0:22:52 > 0:22:54- No, sure. - I just wondered...

0:22:54 > 0:22:57I don't know if you've had time to look at that e-mail from Seb yet?

0:22:57 > 0:23:00The...er...right. You may have to prompt me with that.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03No, not a problem. Um, it's just with, um, Inclusivity Day and Diversity Day

0:23:03 > 0:23:04coming on the same day...

0:23:04 > 0:23:07Oh, bloody hell, yes. Diversity - that's another thing we're about, of course.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09- Yeah, he's very keen on differentiation.- Hang on.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11Differentiation? That's not another day, is it?

0:23:11 > 0:23:13- No, no. - No, good.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15No, I think the idea is, he wants to talk about Legacy as part of Diversity,

0:23:15 > 0:23:18up in Oldham, and so, basically, wants us to present, um,

0:23:18 > 0:23:20sustainability as part of inclusivity here, actually.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23- Right, OK. - Oh, brilliant(!)

0:23:23 > 0:23:24- At least that clarifies things a bit.- No, it doesn't, actually.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26That doesn't make any sense at all.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Well, I mean, it gives us a sense of where we are,

0:23:28 > 0:23:30which is a big positive to take out of all this.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32Yeah, where we are is planting a fucking nut in a box.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34- Well, I mean, that's... - Unless you want to go up to Oldham.

0:23:34 > 0:23:35Oh, great, yeah, Oldham(!)

0:23:35 > 0:23:39That could happen if you wanted it to. Actually, that's not a bad idea, Sally.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41- Yeah, thanks, Sally(!) - Not a problem.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47It's Friday, Inclusivity Day at Potters Fields,

0:23:47 > 0:23:49but despite the proximity to City Hall,

0:23:49 > 0:23:52Mayor of London Boris Johnson has pulled out at the last minute

0:23:52 > 0:23:56due to a malfunction, which has forced Siobhan to have an idea.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59As a result, Paralympic gold medallist Baroness Tanni Grey-Thompson

0:23:59 > 0:24:01will now be sharing the ceremonial honours

0:24:01 > 0:24:06with the Wayne Rooney of Great Britain's women's football, Carey Taylor.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08..the commitment that Twenty Twelve feels towards the future,

0:24:08 > 0:24:10er, the future posterity...

0:24:10 > 0:24:14Kay is all too aware how significant the next ten minutes could be for her,

0:24:14 > 0:24:16both from a sustainability point of view,

0:24:16 > 0:24:20as well as in terms of any future posterity there might be after the Games.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22- You all set? - Yes, yes.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24- Cool. You're so going to kill here! - Absolutely, yes.

0:24:24 > 0:24:25- So, just to be clear... - Sure, yeah.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28..now that Boris isn't here, when I get the acorn, I give it to...

0:24:28 > 0:24:30- Sure. - I hand it to Tanni, to actually plant.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32- No, totally. Sure, that's a great idea.- Right.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Cos I was thinking that might... Is that going to be a bit...with the spade?

0:24:34 > 0:24:38- Oh, no. OK, sure. - I wasn't sure if, um...

0:24:38 > 0:24:39- No. Ah, no, not going to work. - Mm.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Um, OK, so here's the thing with this.

0:24:41 > 0:24:45Um, here's what we do this. Um, what we do is, you give the acorn to Tanni,

0:24:45 > 0:24:49and then what she does is, she passes it to Carey, and then Carey plants it.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51- Right. - OK, that's such a cool idea.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54- OK. And who gives the acorn to me? - Excuse me?

0:24:54 > 0:24:56Is it like a wedding, where the best man...?

0:24:56 > 0:24:58You don't have the acorn?

0:24:58 > 0:24:59Well, no, I haven't got it.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02- OK, OK. - Who's got it? Who's got the acorn?

0:25:02 > 0:25:03OK, OK, OK.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05No, Siobhan, this... We haven't...

0:25:05 > 0:25:08OK, so, um, here's what we do here. OK, here's the thing with this, OK.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11Um, what it is, is... OK, the thing with this is...

0:25:11 > 0:25:12Who's got it? Who's got the bloody acorn?

0:25:12 > 0:25:15Um, OK. What we do is, um... Here's the thing with this, um...

0:25:15 > 0:25:17OK, what we do is...

0:25:17 > 0:25:18Can I just say, I'm very angry about this.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20OK, OK, here's what it is.

0:25:20 > 0:25:21No.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23You've got to do this, Kay.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25No. You... If... I'm sorry, I'm not planting a chocolate.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28It's a nut, OK? Who's going to know? Get over it.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Right. Fucking hell!

0:25:32 > 0:25:36To plant a living seed, a living symbol of seed

0:25:36 > 0:25:38of sustainable inclusivity

0:25:38 > 0:25:41across not only the whole of the Lower Lea Valley and beyond that,

0:25:41 > 0:25:44but beyond that, beyond that, um,

0:25:44 > 0:25:49a future testament to Twenty Twelve's lasting commitment

0:25:49 > 0:25:53to the future in posterity. Thank you.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55APPLAUSE

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Whoo! Way to go!

0:25:59 > 0:26:03With the key messages about inclusivity more than fully covered by Kay,

0:26:03 > 0:26:05it's time for Siobhan to step in and use her PR skills

0:26:05 > 0:26:09to finesse the media impact of the planting ceremony itself.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11Just right back, just right back. Thank you.

0:26:11 > 0:26:17In her world, whether she knows it or not, it's all about the power of the image,

0:26:17 > 0:26:21and the power of this image is fast becoming almost literally symbolic.

0:26:21 > 0:26:23OK, if you want to hand the acorn to Tanni.

0:26:26 > 0:26:27CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

0:26:31 > 0:26:34OK, great. So, Tanni, if you could pass it to Carey.

0:26:37 > 0:26:39CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

0:26:39 > 0:26:43- That's it, Carey. Go on. - CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

0:26:44 > 0:26:45OK...

0:26:45 > 0:26:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:26:47 > 0:26:49- Whoo!- Whaay!

0:26:49 > 0:26:51Come on, Carey!

0:26:53 > 0:26:54Go, Carey!

0:26:55 > 0:26:56Whoo!

0:26:57 > 0:27:00Yeah! Go, inclusivity!

0:27:01 > 0:27:03I mean, I only glimpsed it briefly,

0:27:03 > 0:27:05but I saw the expression on Tanni Grey-Thompson's face,

0:27:05 > 0:27:07and unless it's always like that, which I doubt,

0:27:07 > 0:27:10something happened there, I know it did, and I'd like to know what.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13Either way, I'm leaving hospital shortly, I'm mobile again,

0:27:13 > 0:27:16so I can come over to the Perfect Curve offices if necessary

0:27:16 > 0:27:18as soon as you bloody pick this up. OK, right, thanks.

0:27:18 > 0:27:22- TV OFF - Right, good. How's it going down there?

0:27:22 > 0:27:23Er, yes, pretty good, actually.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25- How does that feel? - No, good. Yes, I think that's fine.

0:27:25 > 0:27:29It's Friday afternoon, and having at last been given the all clear with his foot,

0:27:29 > 0:27:31Ian is finally preparing to leave hospital.

0:27:31 > 0:27:32God, this cake is good!

0:27:32 > 0:27:34Yes. Are you actually going to finish, um...?

0:27:34 > 0:27:36Oh. Oh, God, yes, I'd better had.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39You spend your entire married life waiting to get a divorce

0:27:39 > 0:27:41then you forget to sign the bloody papers.

0:27:41 > 0:27:42Yeah, it's annoying, actually.

0:27:42 > 0:27:43Right, um, OK, so...

0:27:43 > 0:27:48But no matter where he is, in her role as PA, Sally knows how vital it is

0:27:48 > 0:27:51for him not to take his eye off the ball.

0:27:51 > 0:27:52Oh! Right, thanks.

0:27:52 > 0:27:54She also knows that detail is everything

0:27:54 > 0:27:56if the things that need to happen are going to happen.

0:27:56 > 0:27:57- Right. - And here too.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59Ah, right, yes.

0:28:03 > 0:28:04- OK.- Yes.

0:28:04 > 0:28:06- Right. So... - Hm.

0:28:06 > 0:28:07So, that's all good.

0:28:10 > 0:28:11- Well, thanks, Sally. - Mm, not a problem.

0:28:11 > 0:28:13- Thank you. - Um, have you finished...?

0:28:13 > 0:28:15Yes, thank you.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17Thanks, Sally.

0:28:17 > 0:28:18Actually, Sally, can I ask you something?

0:28:18 > 0:28:21- Er, yes?- You know when Fi was here yesterday?

0:28:21 > 0:28:22Yes, right, absolutely.

0:28:22 > 0:28:24And you mentioned that e-mail from Seb

0:28:24 > 0:28:26about, er, you know, um, Legacy and differentiation and Oldham

0:28:26 > 0:28:29- and all that stuff? - Oh, yes, yes.

0:28:29 > 0:28:31- I never found that. - Er...

0:28:32 > 0:28:34- Did you make that up? - I'm sure I saw it somewhere.

0:28:36 > 0:28:37Right.

0:28:37 > 0:28:38Yes.

0:28:39 > 0:28:40Sally, you are magnificent.

0:28:40 > 0:28:42Not a problem.

0:28:42 > 0:28:43With the loose ends tied up,

0:28:43 > 0:28:47all that's left now is for Ian to get up and walk on his own two feet again.

0:28:47 > 0:28:49- Shall I carry your bag? - Er...

0:28:49 > 0:28:52Oh, well, thank you. Yes, that would be...be a good idea.

0:28:53 > 0:28:56Right, well, here we go.

0:28:56 > 0:28:57Yes.

0:29:04 > 0:29:08# There may be trouble ahead

0:29:09 > 0:29:15# But while there's moonlight and music and love and romance

0:29:16 > 0:29:20# Let's face the music and dance

0:29:20 > 0:29:26# Let's face the music and dance. #