0:00:06 > 0:00:10- Look, all I'm trying to say... - I don't want to hear it.
0:00:10 > 0:00:11It's not such a big deal!
0:00:11 > 0:00:13I'm absolutely not listening.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Besides, missing persons can be a laugh.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21- La, la, la, la, la, la, la. - God, you're childish.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24What? What did you just say?
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Childish, you.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30I'm not the one that defaced the chief constable's poster.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31Right. It was meant to be a joke.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34And it would have been if you were five.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36"And it would have been if you were five."
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Grow up.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Grow up, yourself.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54You're never going to let this go, are you?
0:00:54 > 0:00:55You're like a dog with a bone.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57100% you that's banging on about it.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59No, it's you that keeps banging on about it
0:00:59 > 0:01:02with all these passive-aggressive silences.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Can we move on?- If someone doesn't want to talk to you,
0:01:04 > 0:01:07it's not because you're dull, or they don't feel like talking,
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- it's because they're being passive-aggressive?- Me? Dull?
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Well, at least you've got your sense of humour back.
0:01:13 > 0:01:14Oh, here we go.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20- Mrs Finch?- Yes?
0:01:20 > 0:01:21DI Dixon.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26Oh, God, yeah, where the hell's my ID?
0:01:26 > 0:01:28This is DI Armstrong.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29Yeah, I'm sorry.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33- We're here about your husband. - Right.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35I was expecting uniformed officers.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Hey, no, don't worry, you've got the pros.- Ah.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39We're murder squad.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25SHE SOBS
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Erm, hm-mm.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29So when was the last time that you saw your husband?
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Er, yesterday morning before work.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36He was going to the gym straight after the office, and, er,
0:02:36 > 0:02:38I went to bed early.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42So I didn't know he was missing until this morning.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47What about his car? Is that missing, too?
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Erm...
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Yes. Well, it's not his actually.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53His is in for repairs.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Again. Er, he's not a very good driver.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59So the garage has loaned him one.
0:02:59 > 0:03:04OK. Er, has he ever gone missing before?
0:03:04 > 0:03:08No, never.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10And he always calls me if he's going to be late.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Sorry.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16SHE SOBS
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Er, can I get you a cup of tea?
0:03:22 > 0:03:26Oh, God, no. I'm absolutely fine, thank you, though.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Yeah, I'd love one, thanks, er, milk, two shugs
0:03:29 > 0:03:30and a biccy would be great.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Won't be a sec.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40(What are you doing?)
0:03:40 > 0:03:42What?
0:03:42 > 0:03:45(The woman's crying and you're staring at her tits.)
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Am I being obvious?
0:03:47 > 0:03:48(Is this obvious?)
0:03:49 > 0:03:51- (Yes, it's obvious.) - I can't help it.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54I mean, they're practically in my lap, for Christ's sake.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58- What do you mean you can't help it? Have you got no self-control?- Yes.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Actually, no.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Well, look, if she didn't want people looking at them,
0:04:03 > 0:04:06she wouldn't leave them hanging out like that, would she?
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Oh. Got to go for a pee.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Hold the fort.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15SHE SIGHS
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Oh!
0:05:14 > 0:05:15HE WHISTLES
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Ooh, la la.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42He's a solicitor at, er, a junior partner
0:05:42 > 0:05:44at Stafford McCall on the high street.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Any difficult cases recently?
0:05:47 > 0:05:51Anything that might give reason for him to be threatened?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53I don't think so. He does conveyancing mainly.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Right, and that's Stafford McCall?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- Hm-mm.- M-A-C?- M, small C.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06So, er...
0:06:06 > 0:06:09So how would you describe your marriage to Ted?
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Sorry?
0:06:11 > 0:06:15Well, was it a very physical relationship?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Was?
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Is, sorry, is a very physical relationship.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24I'm sorry, I usually work homicide.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Erm, I don't see what that's got to do with Ted going missing.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Well, in order for us to build a picture of what might have happened,
0:06:30 > 0:06:32we need to know everything about his life.
0:06:32 > 0:06:38For example, was he unusually upset when Princess Diana died?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Er...
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Er, I think we've got enough to be getting on with. Er...
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Please, do give us a call if you need anything.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54And we'll show ourselves out. Thank you.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Hey, and, er...
0:06:58 > 0:07:01don't you worry yourself.
0:07:01 > 0:07:0753% of missing persons turn up completely unharmed. OK?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Er... Right.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Thank you.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Oh, Ted.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Wh...
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- What the hell was that?- Hmmm?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33You referred to her husband in the past tense.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37- Where did you get 53% from? - I made it up.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Why? - It's called managing expectations.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42On the one hand, you're giving her hope.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44It's better than 50-50.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47And on the other hand, if he does turn up in a shallow grave,
0:07:47 > 0:07:48it's not such a big shock.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Compassionate policing.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52What's that?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Well, that'll get the curtains twitching.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59A missing person and a violent burglary in the space of a week.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03Well, it's big news if a dog craps on the pavement around here.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Oh, there's your next case, then.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18So, what d'you find out?
0:08:18 > 0:08:22Er, Ted's a solicitor, he does conveyancing, mainly.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- No, no, no, no. Red herring. Red herring.- Er...
0:08:25 > 0:08:28He goes to the gym about three times a week, er, the Westpark...
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Ah, now you're getting warmer. Clues are all there.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- Where?- In the bedroom.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36- When were you in the bedroom? - I got lost.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37OK.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39So, get this.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44He wears ludicrously tight lycra to go cycling
0:08:44 > 0:08:47and she has a well-used dildo squirreled away
0:08:47 > 0:08:49where he won't find it.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Hmmm?
0:08:51 > 0:08:53The guy's a rug-muncher.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55How can he be a rug-muncher?
0:08:55 > 0:08:58A lot of married men are, apparently. Sad but true.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01You know what a rug-muncher is, don't you?
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Yeah, obviously.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04It's a lesbian.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06No, it's not, it's a gay man.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08- No, it's a gay woman.- Ha-ha.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Think about it.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Rug muncher.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Rug-muncher.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Oh, yeah.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Rug-muncher, yeah.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Have you ever been...
0:09:32 > 0:09:33munched?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35- You know we were talking about inappropriate questions?- Yeah.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- Humdinger.- OK.- You can't do that.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40- Sorry.- You can't do that.- OK.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45So I finally convince my partner to go into the station
0:09:45 > 0:09:48and he gets in trouble for defacing the chief constable's poster.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Jack. How did they know it was you?
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- CCTV camera.- Mm-hm, in the main reception area.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57So now we've been demoted to missing persons for a week.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Listen, I said I was sorry. - Mm-hmm. No, you didn't,
0:09:59 > 0:10:02you said I should lighten up and stop taking my career so seriously.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04- Did I?- Mm-hm.- Well, I'm sorry.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Too late.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11- Hey!- Hey. Make it a double, please, Tony. Thanks.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15So, issued any parking tickets yet?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17We've been demoted to missing persons, Naz, not traffic.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Well, what I love about missing persons is that you never know
0:10:20 > 0:10:23what it's going to turn into. So, you know the drill, boys.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Who wants some of the action?
0:10:25 > 0:10:28I got 2/1 on suicide. Fancy some of that?
0:10:28 > 0:10:29OK. I'll have a tenner on suicide.
0:10:29 > 0:10:34OK, Jack, £10, suicide. I've got 8/1 on murder.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36I'll have a fiver on that, Tone.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Those are good odds.
0:10:37 > 0:10:408/1 murder. How about you? What you having?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42You can have 2/1, death by misadventure,
0:10:42 > 0:10:4413/1 that he's eloped, or,
0:10:44 > 0:10:47you can sort out all your Christmas presents on a ritual beheading.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50I'll give you 250/1 on that.
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Are you serious?
0:10:51 > 0:10:53OK, 300/1.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57No, I mean, you guys are betting on the outcome of a case.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01- Hey. It's sometimes how we deal with emotionally difficult cases.- Yeah.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04OK. Stick me down for a fiver that he's eloped.
0:11:04 > 0:11:05Good girl.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09Sorry, I forgot to mention. A body fitting Ted's description was found in the river.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13- Thank-you.- Oi! - Oh, yes, looking like a suicide.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Ha-ha-ha-ha.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19It's not fair.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23Well, he had a half-decent innings, I suppose. Made it to 40.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26No, I mean the betting. Naz already knew about the body,
0:11:26 > 0:11:28I should get my fiver back.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Well, at least it's not a missing persons any more.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Oh, and we could've been on this a week
0:11:32 > 0:11:36- before we realised it was a suicide. - It's not suicide.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Oh, come on, it's a classic suicide.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Married man, realises he's gay,
0:11:41 > 0:11:45can't handle the lies and guilt, does one off the nearest bridge.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Hey! Hey!
0:11:50 > 0:11:51What?
0:11:51 > 0:11:54String him up and take a photo.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55Ah, ha-ha.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Get him out of here.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00You know, like in Jaws. Love that film.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- She's right behind you.- What?
0:12:02 > 0:12:03She's right behind you.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11It's all right.
0:12:11 > 0:12:12SHE SOBS
0:12:14 > 0:12:16I don't think she heard.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20All right. Good to go.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24The family liaison officer had to sedate her. She's pretty distraught.
0:12:24 > 0:12:25Should think it's a relief.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27I mean, if he has been batting for the other side,
0:12:27 > 0:12:29it'll be the first time she's seen him stiff in a while.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Oh, my God, there's more to marriage than sex.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Is there? I mean, in terms of upsides, is there really?
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Of course there is.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38- Like?- Like...
0:12:38 > 0:12:40companionship.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Having to put up with each other's annoying habits. Next?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46I don't know, the joy of shared experiences.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50Having to go to places you don't want to go on holiday. Next.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- Raising a family.- The end of all-night parties and lie-ins.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56- When was the last time you went to an all-night party? - That's not the point.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59If you've got kids, no-one invites you.
0:12:59 > 0:13:04- When was the last time you were invited to an all-night party? - Look, I just like the idea
0:13:04 > 0:13:05- that I might be. OK?- Uh-huh.
0:13:07 > 0:13:08Right, I'm off.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- What? Where?- Home.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- It's not even five.- Yeah, and I've got a busy evening planned.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17So, what are you up to?
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Tuesday night's pub quiz night.
0:13:20 > 0:13:25- It's Wednesday.- Oh, yeah. Well, I'll probably go clubbing.
0:13:25 > 0:13:30'Sadly, the male seal will never set eyes on the female seal again.'
0:13:33 > 0:13:38# Non, rien de rien... #
0:13:38 > 0:13:39Christ.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41# Non, je ne regrette rien... #
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Stupid programme.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47# Ni le bien
0:13:47 > 0:13:49# Qu'on m'a fait
0:13:49 > 0:13:51# Ni le mal
0:13:51 > 0:13:55# Tout ca m'est bien egale
0:13:55 > 0:14:01# Non, rien de rien
0:14:01 > 0:14:05# Non, je ne regrette rien
0:14:05 > 0:14:08# C'est paye
0:14:08 > 0:14:11# Balaye
0:14:11 > 0:14:14# Oublie
0:14:14 > 0:14:21# Ca commence avec toi. #
0:14:27 > 0:14:28JACK SIGHS
0:14:31 > 0:14:34DOORBELL PLAYS FANFARE
0:14:34 > 0:14:36JACK SCOFFS
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Why do people have these stupid doorbell tunes?
0:14:40 > 0:14:42I mean, what's wrong with a bell?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Maybe some people think that's boring.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48It's a door bell, it's not meant to be exciting.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51It's a noise that tells you somebody's at the door.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57DOORBELL PLAYS FANFARE
0:14:57 > 0:15:00I mean, after the first ding you know someone's there, right?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03But then you've got to listen to the rest of the ding dong, ding dong
0:15:03 > 0:15:06without it telling you anything you don't already know.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Were you lonely as a child?
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Oh, hi.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Sorry, II was asleep.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19We're sorry to bother you again, we just have a few more questions.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21It won't take long.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22Er...
0:15:22 > 0:15:26Sure, no problem. Come in.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35So, do you think it was suicide?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Yeah, hopefully.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42I mean, it's... less distressing than murder
0:15:42 > 0:15:46for you and your...your family.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Was Ted a strong swimmer?
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Oh, yes, he was.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54He loved swimming.
0:15:54 > 0:15:55OK.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Would you say he'd ever suffered from depression?
0:15:59 > 0:16:03No, he was generally a pretty happy person.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06He didn't suffer any great mood swings or anything.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Any problems at work or any money worries at all?
0:16:10 > 0:16:15No, he loved his work and it paid pretty well.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Enough for us, anyway.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23Are you aware of any issues that Ted may have had with gambling
0:16:23 > 0:16:24or with drugs?
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Oh, no, absolutely not.
0:16:27 > 0:16:33Ted was very...cautious and he hated gambling.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35And drugs really weren't his thing.
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Was Ted gay?
0:16:43 > 0:16:44Er, er...
0:16:44 > 0:16:47No, of course he wasn't gay!
0:16:48 > 0:16:52Sometimes suicide can be motivated by the burden of a secret
0:16:52 > 0:16:54- that's very difficult to share. - CREAKING
0:16:54 > 0:16:57That is ridiculous. We have been married for ten years.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59He wasn't gay.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Sorry.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Sometimes we have to ask difficult questions.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Can I use your bathroom?
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Sure, erm, it's, erm, upstairs
0:17:15 > 0:17:18and it's first on the right.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20- First on the right?- Yes.- Thank you.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Mrs Finch, would you mind taking me through
0:17:25 > 0:17:27the events of Ted's last few days?
0:17:48 > 0:17:50(Hello?)
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Hi.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Erm.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59I'm s... Sorry, I'm Charlie...
0:18:01 > 0:18:02..a family friend.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03DI Armstrong.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Right, yes, I was, erm, I was just, er,
0:18:07 > 0:18:10I was just...leaving.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Do you mind me asking what you're doing in here?
0:18:14 > 0:18:18Er, well, Lucy was upset. Obviously. Well, you would be, wouldn't you?
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Yeah, I suppose.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23So I... I just popped over for some,
0:18:23 > 0:18:25er, moral support.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27- Moral support?- Mm-hm.
0:18:27 > 0:18:28Upstairs?
0:18:31 > 0:18:32Yes.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33Why?
0:18:38 > 0:18:42- Am I smelling lavender oil?- Oh! No, yes, look it's not what you...
0:18:42 > 0:18:45No, no, no, no, that's, that's definitely lavender oil.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49Yes, no, it was, Lucy was, er, tense and wanted a massage.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52So I offered.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53I've... I've done a course.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56You've done a course?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Well, don't let me keep you.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11No, right, no, er, yes.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13OK.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Just, er...
0:19:16 > 0:19:19How did Ted get on with his colleagues at the firm?
0:19:19 > 0:19:20Er...
0:19:20 > 0:19:23FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:19:23 > 0:19:25I, er,
0:19:25 > 0:19:28I just bumped into Frank upstairs.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- Actually it's, er, Charlie. - Sorry, Charlie.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Upstairs.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Bye, Charlie.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Bye, Lucy.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47I'll just, er...
0:19:47 > 0:19:48see myself out.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Family friend.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Close family friend?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09I agree, it's suspicious, but, without hard evidence,
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- we shouldn't draw any conclusions. - That is the hard evidence.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14He gave her a massage.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17That's it? He gave her a massage, therefore they're having an affair.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Yeah. There is no such thing as a non-sexual massage.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23What? You're not serious?
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Having someone rub their oily hands all over your naked body,
0:20:26 > 0:20:29that, in the real world, is known as foreplay.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31It's not necessarily sexual.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34It is an ancient form of mental and physical therapy.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37It's just an excuse to be felt up by a stranger.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Which, as we all know, is the number one female fantasy.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42I have a sports massage from a female masseuse once a month.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43Interestingly,
0:20:43 > 0:20:47being felt up by a male stranger is only the number two female fantasy.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Do you spend a lot of time on the internet?
0:20:50 > 0:20:51Hey.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54I bet you I can get a confession out of him in five minutes.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56To the murder?
0:20:56 > 0:20:57No, to shagging the victim's missus.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59OK.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01- Fiver.- You're on.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07- Just the second door on the left. - Thank you.- Thank you.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11- (Five minutes from when we get in the room.)- OK.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15So, five minutes from now.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Oh? Morning, please, yes, er, take a seat.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Yes, sit down, make yourself comfortable.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29So you were Ted's boss, right?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Er, well, no, no, not exactly.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Er, I mean, I've been here longer than him, so I'm a senior partner.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37But, erm, no, I never saw him as my junior,
0:21:37 > 0:21:40just as a friend and, and a colleague.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43And how long have you been friends with Ted and Lucy?
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Er, well, er, pretty much since he joined the firm.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49So that's what? Almost nine years now.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51You're married, right?
0:21:51 > 0:21:56Er, yes, yes, to Sarah. Yes. We have two beautiful children.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Hm. And how long have you been popping around
0:21:59 > 0:22:00to give Lucy a massage?
0:22:02 > 0:22:03Er, no. Ha-ha.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07No, no, erm, that was the first time.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12And does Sarah know that you have this kind of relationship with Lucy?
0:22:14 > 0:22:15What do you mean?
0:22:15 > 0:22:18No, look, we're just friends. I've already told you that.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19Yeah, you have,
0:22:19 > 0:22:23but I find it very suspicious that 24 hours after we drag Ted's body
0:22:23 > 0:22:26from the river, you've got your oily hands all over his widow.
0:22:26 > 0:22:31OK, look, there is nothing sexual about a proper massage.
0:22:31 > 0:22:37It's actually an ancient form of mental and...and physical therapy.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Yeah, well, not at the Ace Sauna and Massage Parlour, it isn't.
0:22:42 > 0:22:43What?
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Apparently.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49Right.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52OK, well, I...
0:22:52 > 0:22:55wouldn't know about...that.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Look, honest, there's really nothing between us.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01- Yeah?- Yeah. - Well, I don't believe you.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04I'll tell you what, I'm going to phone forensics right now
0:23:04 > 0:23:07and have them go over Lucy's bedroom, bathroom and underwear.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Yours too. And if they find any trace of physical intimacy
0:23:10 > 0:23:11between the two of you,
0:23:11 > 0:23:13I'm going to get your wife in for questioning.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16And we all know what that means, don't we, Charlie?
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Now, have you been knobbing Lucy?
0:23:32 > 0:23:34OK, look, yes.
0:23:34 > 0:23:35Fine, er,
0:23:35 > 0:23:38we've been seeing each other.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Don't you lie to us again.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49Or we'll have you down the station faster than you can say happy ending.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Oh, there was one more thing.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Are you handling Ted's will here at the firm?
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Yes, erm...
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Yes, yes, we have a reciprocal arrangement here
0:23:58 > 0:24:01whereby the partners take care of each others' legal affairs.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04It, erm, keeps down on costs.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07- A-ha, and did he have life insurance? - Er, yes, yes, I think he did.
0:24:07 > 0:24:12- How much was it worth? - Well, I don't know exact...
0:24:13 > 0:24:15It was 300,000.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17- Hmm.- OK.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Where were you on the night that Ted went missing?
0:24:21 > 0:24:24At home. With my wife.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26OK, look.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30All right. I popped round to see Lucy after work.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31Cos you knew Ted was at the gym.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Yes.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36But, look, I was home by eight.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39My wife will verify that.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41We'll see, won't we?
0:24:45 > 0:24:47You go first.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52- So what do you reckon? - He had a motive. Two, actually.
0:24:52 > 0:24:53Sex and money.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Are there ever any others?
0:24:55 > 0:24:56Plenty.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58- Like what?- Er, revenge?
0:24:58 > 0:24:59Yeah, well, apart from revenge.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Hatred, jealousy, rage, religion.
0:25:01 > 0:25:02Power.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06Yeah, well, round here, it's only ever sex and money.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09With Ted in the freezer, Lucy stands to inherit the house
0:25:09 > 0:25:11plus 300 grand and Charlie gets Lucy.
0:25:11 > 0:25:12Could've been either of them.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16Nah, they may be other things, but they're not murderers.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Hey! Hey!
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Right!
0:25:21 > 0:25:22Oh, God, do we have to do this?
0:25:31 > 0:25:32Oh.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39JACK PANTS
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Yeah, well done. Thought I'd let you handle this one,
0:25:46 > 0:25:49good for your confidence.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Hello, George.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Don't worry about him, he's with me.
0:25:58 > 0:25:59Dad?!
0:26:00 > 0:26:02I've taken early retirement.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04What?
0:26:04 > 0:26:06It's time to move on, love.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09I've done my bit, 31 years serving the community.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11But you love the job, it's your life.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14It was. Just not all of it.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Anyway, things have changed.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18When I joined, you spent your time being a copper,
0:26:18 > 0:26:21now, it's all about paperwork and petty bureaucracy.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23- No, it's not. - Back in the good old days,
0:26:23 > 0:26:24you could get on with the job
0:26:24 > 0:26:28- without always looking over your shoulder. Hello, Tony.- Excuse me.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Hey, Pete? What are you doing round here?
0:26:33 > 0:26:35I'm an entrepreneur now, mate.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Peter Dixon Home Security. There you go.
0:26:38 > 0:26:39Nice one.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41You two know each other?
0:26:41 > 0:26:43We play in the police poker league together.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45- "Beat the bad guys."- Yeah.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49I thought of adding to a pulp, but I thought it probably wouldn't play
0:26:49 > 0:26:50with the liberal middle classes.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52So, where are you based?
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Back of the van at the moment,
0:26:54 > 0:26:56I'm looking into some serviced offices just up the road.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Got to go where the money is.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Eh? Here, you must know George.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04This is your George?
0:27:04 > 0:27:06The one and only, the apple of my eye.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09I always thought George was your son.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11- Ha!- Ha-ha-ha.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Look, I'll let you two get on and chat, yeah?
0:27:14 > 0:27:16I got work to do. I'll catch you later.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19- Not unless I catch you first. - Hey!- Hey!
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Dad!
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Why didn't you tell me you were here?
0:27:26 > 0:27:28I wanted to surprise you.
0:27:28 > 0:27:32What are you doing putting out fake incident boards? That's illegal.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Ah, now, that is a clever marketing strategy.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37A few days before we drop leaflets in an area,
0:27:37 > 0:27:41we stick out a few incident signs. Muggings, murders, burglaries.
0:27:41 > 0:27:46- Then we sit back and wait for the phone to ring. Nice, eh? - You can't do that.- Can't do what?
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Put out fake incident boards.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51Oh, yeah, I want to have a word with you about that.
0:27:51 > 0:27:52- That is genius.- What!?
0:27:52 > 0:27:56Look, even better, we'll tell you whenever there's a murder
0:27:56 > 0:27:59or something. You can do some cold calling in the area.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01You're a lucky girl having a boss like that.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04Watch and learn, my girl, watch and learn.
0:28:04 > 0:28:05Yeah, she's a good kid.
0:28:05 > 0:28:09Come on, on your feet. We've got a case to solve.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11In a minute.
0:28:11 > 0:28:12He's not my boss.
0:28:14 > 0:28:18OK, well, I'll just be waiting outside for you, then.
0:28:21 > 0:28:22He's not my boss.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26Must be nice, having your dad move in in the area.
0:28:26 > 0:28:28Yeah, can I ask you a favour?
0:28:28 > 0:28:30Sure, what?
0:28:30 > 0:28:31Just don't encourage him.
0:28:31 > 0:28:34- What do you mean? - He'll be offering you commission
0:28:34 > 0:28:36- before you know it. - Hey, bring it on.- What?
0:28:36 > 0:28:39Look, he's in the business of preventing crime.
0:28:39 > 0:28:40We're in the business of solving it.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42The more crime he prevents, the less we have to solve,
0:28:42 > 0:28:44everyone's a winner.
0:28:45 > 0:28:47Oh, no!
0:29:01 > 0:29:02Are you a member of a gym?
0:29:02 > 0:29:04Gyms are for sad, desperate narcissists
0:29:04 > 0:29:06with a penchant for self-abuse.
0:29:06 > 0:29:09- So how often do you go? - Yeah, very funny.
0:29:09 > 0:29:11I mean, seriously, who wants to drag themselves out of bed
0:29:11 > 0:29:13on a Sunday morning, come down here,
0:29:13 > 0:29:15do an hour on a treadmill, looking at a wall?
0:29:15 > 0:29:18Presumably people who enjoy the benefits of being fit,
0:29:18 > 0:29:20the natural high of endorphins.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22What's wrong with a lie-in and a good shag.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24Or even a bad shag, for that matter.
0:29:24 > 0:29:25Yeah, the problem is,
0:29:25 > 0:29:28unless you keep in shape, you're likely to wake up alone,
0:29:28 > 0:29:30ergo, no shag, good or bad.
0:29:30 > 0:29:33Which brings us full circle back to self-abuse.
0:29:35 > 0:29:38Excuse me, can you tell me where the manager's office is, please?
0:29:38 > 0:29:39Yeah, sure.
0:29:39 > 0:29:41I have to go, I've got some people here.
0:29:41 > 0:29:44All right, OK, bye-bye.
0:29:44 > 0:29:46Sorry about that.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48So how can I help?
0:29:48 > 0:29:49Edward Finch, do you recognise him?
0:29:49 > 0:29:52Erm, yes,
0:29:52 > 0:29:54I think he's a member.
0:29:54 > 0:29:56Not any more. He's dead.
0:29:56 > 0:29:59- What?- We pulled him out of a river yesterday.
0:30:02 > 0:30:05Oh, my God, this is awful.
0:30:05 > 0:30:06How well did you know him?
0:30:07 > 0:30:10Well, not that well.
0:30:10 > 0:30:12You know, I try to get to know all of our members.
0:30:12 > 0:30:13Who'd he hang out with?
0:30:13 > 0:30:17Like I said, I didn't really know him very well.
0:30:17 > 0:30:18You married?
0:30:18 > 0:30:19- Yes.- Kids?
0:30:19 > 0:30:22Erm, yes, I have two children.
0:30:22 > 0:30:24Why? What's that got to do with anything?
0:30:31 > 0:30:32They your kids?
0:30:32 > 0:30:35Are they mine? Yes, of course they are!
0:30:36 > 0:30:37Cute.
0:30:37 > 0:30:40MUSIC: "Satisfaction" by Benny Benassi
0:30:40 > 0:30:43See what I mean? Like hamsters on a wheel.
0:30:43 > 0:30:46All beating themselves up because they can't get laid.
0:30:46 > 0:30:49What's the typical profile of your members?
0:30:49 > 0:30:53Er, men mostly, about 60%, 30 to 40 years,
0:30:53 > 0:30:54professional types.
0:30:54 > 0:30:56Sexual orientation?
0:30:56 > 0:30:58I don't think that's any of our business.
0:30:58 > 0:31:01No? I'd want to know what's going on in the showers if I were you.
0:31:01 > 0:31:03I don't know what sort of club you think we're running,
0:31:03 > 0:31:06but we're not like that.
0:31:06 > 0:31:08Really?
0:31:08 > 0:31:11MUSIC: "Moves Like Jagger" by Maroon 5
0:31:11 > 0:31:14As far as we know, this was the last time Ted was seen alive.
0:31:14 > 0:31:15Did you see him on Monday?
0:31:15 > 0:31:20Monday? Erm, it is very busy on a Monday, it's busy most nights.
0:31:20 > 0:31:22Do you keep a log of when members enter and exit the club?
0:31:22 > 0:31:24Erm, yes, they have to swipe their cards in and out.
0:31:24 > 0:31:27Do you think you can get us a list of who was here that evening?
0:31:27 > 0:31:29Erm, sure.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31- Erm, just give me a minute?- OK.
0:31:35 > 0:31:37That looks like Tony.
0:31:39 > 0:31:40That is Tony.
0:31:44 > 0:31:45Let me get this straight,
0:31:45 > 0:31:48you've been a member of a gym for six months
0:31:48 > 0:31:50and you've never mentioned it once.
0:31:50 > 0:31:52- Haven't I? - No, you have not.
0:31:52 > 0:31:56Anyway, don't worry, there's nothing to be embarrassed about, much.
0:31:56 > 0:31:57I ain't embarrassed.
0:31:57 > 0:32:00Jack thinks gyms are for self-abusing narcissists.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02Now, that's not exactly what I said.
0:32:02 > 0:32:05Yeah, it is. Lonely saddos who can't get a date anywhere else.
0:32:05 > 0:32:08Yeah, well.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10You know, it's better than that plump, paunchy look
0:32:10 > 0:32:11men get around about 40.
0:32:11 > 0:32:14There are plenty of other ways of staying in shape
0:32:14 > 0:32:15other than going to the gym.
0:32:15 > 0:32:17Then why are you so flabby?
0:32:17 > 0:32:19Why are you two so obsessed by losing weight?
0:32:19 > 0:32:21Look, here it is.
0:32:21 > 0:32:25Edward Finch arrived at the gym at 6:38
0:32:25 > 0:32:28and left the gym at 11:06.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30Jesus, what time does this place stay open till?
0:32:30 > 0:32:34- Midnight.- What was he doing there for four and a half hours?
0:32:34 > 0:32:37Do you know what, guys? You two should join the gym.
0:32:37 > 0:32:38Check it out, see who's who.
0:32:40 > 0:32:43- I don't think so.- No, no, no. You can go in under-cover stylie,
0:32:43 > 0:32:45don't let them know you're cops.
0:32:45 > 0:32:48And you could use the time to get yourself in shape, Jack.
0:32:48 > 0:32:51Yeah, I suppose I could lose a couple of pounds.
0:32:51 > 0:32:53- Just a couple?- Literally, it's just your tummy.
0:32:53 > 0:32:55No, no, no, no, that was relaxed.
0:32:55 > 0:32:57Now try it, go on.
0:32:57 > 0:33:00Yeah, it's just your tummy, literally.
0:33:03 > 0:33:07MUSIC: "Pump It Up" by Danzel
0:33:07 > 0:33:09Oh! Bloody hell.
0:33:13 > 0:33:15Oh! Bollocks!
0:33:18 > 0:33:20God damn!
0:33:20 > 0:33:22- How you doing? Good? - Yeah, yeah. Great.
0:33:22 > 0:33:24- Ready?- Yeah. - Start with something light.
0:33:24 > 0:33:27- And build your way up.- Yeah. - It's a simple exercise. Curls.
0:33:27 > 0:33:28Ready? Just look straight.
0:33:28 > 0:33:31- One.- I got it, yeah.
0:33:31 > 0:33:33Two. Look at the muscle. Yeah?
0:33:33 > 0:33:35- Yeah.- Got it.- Yeah.- Pretty simple.
0:33:35 > 0:33:37- Thanks.- Right, go on, have a go.- OK.
0:33:37 > 0:33:38- Back straight.- OK.
0:33:38 > 0:33:40Pull your belly in. Let's do it.
0:33:40 > 0:33:41OK.
0:33:41 > 0:33:44OK. OK.
0:33:46 > 0:33:50Breathe, breathe, breathe. Breathe from here.
0:33:50 > 0:33:52I'm going to go have a run, yeah? Warm up.
0:33:52 > 0:33:55Yeah, you go ahead. Thanks.
0:33:59 > 0:34:01Hmmmm.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Hm!
0:34:03 > 0:34:04Oh.
0:34:04 > 0:34:08HE PANTS
0:34:08 > 0:34:10Hmm!
0:34:10 > 0:34:11Wowzer.
0:34:11 > 0:34:13Oh! Oh.
0:34:20 > 0:34:22Oh!
0:34:22 > 0:34:24Ooh. Ah!
0:34:26 > 0:34:28Ah.
0:34:35 > 0:34:39MUSIC: "Perfect Exceeder" by Mason Vs Superstar
0:34:41 > 0:34:43Excuse me, have we met before?
0:34:43 > 0:34:44Don't think so.
0:34:44 > 0:34:46Are you a friend of Ted's?
0:34:46 > 0:34:48- Never heard of him.- Ted Finch?
0:34:48 > 0:34:50- No, sorry.- OK.
0:34:52 > 0:34:57Ted Finch recommended the club to me, do you know him?
0:34:57 > 0:35:00He's like, er, six one, dark hair, pale skin.
0:35:00 > 0:35:02- He's a mad keen cyclist.- Nah, sorry.
0:35:02 > 0:35:05- When did you join the club? - About six months ago.
0:35:05 > 0:35:08Your BMI's too high. You're carrying too much flab, mate.
0:35:08 > 0:35:10- Oi, get off!- Look.
0:35:11 > 0:35:12Feel that. Go on.
0:35:15 > 0:35:18Jesus!
0:35:18 > 0:35:20They're like concrete.
0:35:20 > 0:35:21That's amazing.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27You work hard enough, you'll have a couple of these bad boys.
0:35:27 > 0:35:31Now, come on, come on! Hundred. Pump, pump.
0:35:31 > 0:35:32# Right hand in the air
0:35:32 > 0:35:34# Left hand in the air
0:35:34 > 0:35:36# Everybody in the air
0:35:36 > 0:35:38# Let's go in the air
0:35:38 > 0:35:40# Right hand in the air
0:35:40 > 0:35:42# Left hand in the air
0:35:42 > 0:35:44# Everybody in the air
0:35:44 > 0:35:45# Let's go in the air
0:35:45 > 0:35:47# Slide to the right, right
0:35:47 > 0:35:49# Slide to the left, left
0:35:49 > 0:35:51# Slide to the front, front
0:35:51 > 0:35:53# Bring it, bring it back, back
0:35:53 > 0:35:55# Slide to the right. #
0:35:55 > 0:35:56Woo!
0:36:04 > 0:36:07It's very brave of you to be the only guy in the class.
0:36:07 > 0:36:11Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thought it was going to be a bit more mixed.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13- Sorry, I'm Mack by the way. - I'm Georgina.
0:36:13 > 0:36:15Haven't, haven't seen you here before.
0:36:15 > 0:36:17No, I'm new.
0:36:17 > 0:36:19I was introduced to the club by Ted Finch, do you know him?
0:36:19 > 0:36:23Er, no, don't think so. Anyway, nice to meet you, Georgina.
0:36:23 > 0:36:26Nice to meet you. Erm, Georgie.
0:36:26 > 0:36:30- Georgie. Right, well... - All right. Bye.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39Phewph.
0:36:39 > 0:36:42Got a real kick off those endorphins.
0:36:42 > 0:36:44Feel so energised, so pumped.
0:36:44 > 0:36:47I tell you, I'm going to get so ripped.
0:36:47 > 0:36:51So what about the case?
0:36:51 > 0:36:52What about it?
0:36:52 > 0:36:55Did you meet anyone? Make any contacts?
0:36:55 > 0:36:58Give us a chance. Slowly, slowly catchy monkey.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00Slowly, slowly catchy monkey?
0:37:00 > 0:37:02You got it.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04That's a really creepy expression.
0:37:10 > 0:37:13- You got to breathe, that's why you passed out.- Yeah.
0:37:13 > 0:37:14You still feeling a bit sore?
0:37:14 > 0:37:17Yeah, I am a bit stiff on the right, right shoulder.
0:37:17 > 0:37:21You write this down. Your programme for the next six months, yeah?
0:37:21 > 0:37:24- OK, OK. Hang on a minute, let me just...- Remember.
0:37:24 > 0:37:27- OK.- High volume.- High volume.
0:37:27 > 0:37:31- Tony.- Medium...- Sorry, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony!
0:37:31 > 0:37:34- I can't write if you're doing that. - Oh, look, I'll do it then.
0:37:34 > 0:37:36High volume, medium intensity.
0:37:36 > 0:37:38- Right.- A lot of reps, very little weightage.
0:37:38 > 0:37:42- Little weight is good. - Little weight is good.
0:37:42 > 0:37:44- Hey?- Hey.- How's it going?
0:37:44 > 0:37:47Well, the case has taken a back seat
0:37:47 > 0:37:50- to Jack's body-building programme, obviously.- Yeah, well,
0:37:50 > 0:37:54- you know what they say, slowly, slowly...- Catchy monkey.
0:37:54 > 0:37:57Yeah, Jack says that all the time.
0:37:59 > 0:38:02That's right, that's right. And you've got the sit downs.
0:38:02 > 0:38:03- Sit downs?- Yeah.
0:38:03 > 0:38:07- What's this?- Autopsy results back.
0:38:07 > 0:38:10- Well, it's just as we thought. He drowned.- Yeah, and?
0:38:10 > 0:38:12Bruising to his right elbow and right knuckle.
0:38:12 > 0:38:14So you think he was in a fight?
0:38:14 > 0:38:17Well, possibly, but there's no bruising to his head
0:38:17 > 0:38:19and no other signs of any struggle.
0:38:19 > 0:38:22But we did find alcohol in his system,
0:38:22 > 0:38:24you know, traces of wine in his stomach.
0:38:24 > 0:38:27Plus, he was on anti-depressants and steroids.
0:38:27 > 0:38:29- Steroids?- Uh-hmm.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31OK, what about the car?
0:38:31 > 0:38:34Any vehicles that have been stolen or abandoned didn't match.
0:38:36 > 0:38:38Your whole suicide theory rests on him being gay,
0:38:38 > 0:38:40for which you have absolutely no evidence.
0:38:40 > 0:38:43You're determined I don't win this bet, aren't you?
0:38:43 > 0:38:45I don't give a toss about the bet, I just want to solve this case.
0:38:45 > 0:38:48You don't do that by having hunches and finding evidence that fits.
0:38:48 > 0:38:52- Why not?- Because it's just not how you're supposed to do it, Jack.
0:38:52 > 0:38:56- What? You don't have theories? - I have instincts but, no.
0:38:56 > 0:38:58I just gather evidence until an answer reveals itself.
0:38:58 > 0:39:01Or until you bore your partner to death.
0:39:01 > 0:39:03Let's call it a day.
0:39:03 > 0:39:05We'll head back to the gym tomorrow.
0:39:09 > 0:39:11# Right hand in the air
0:39:11 > 0:39:13# Left hand in the air
0:39:13 > 0:39:15# Everybody in the air
0:39:15 > 0:39:17# Let's go in the air
0:39:17 > 0:39:19# Right hand in the air
0:39:19 > 0:39:21# Left hand in the air
0:39:21 > 0:39:22# Everybody in the air
0:39:22 > 0:39:24# Let's go in the air
0:39:24 > 0:39:26# Slide to the right, right
0:39:26 > 0:39:28# Slide to the left, left
0:39:28 > 0:39:30# Slide to the front, front
0:39:30 > 0:39:32# Bring it, bring it back, back
0:39:32 > 0:39:34# Slide to the right, right. #
0:39:34 > 0:39:39Well, technically, I'm unemployed, probably unemployable too.
0:39:39 > 0:39:41- Horrible boss let you go? - No, no, no, no.
0:39:41 > 0:39:44I sold my software company a couple of months ago.
0:39:44 > 0:39:48- Should keep me in tea and toast for a few weeks.- Sounds all right.- Yeah.
0:39:48 > 0:39:49I've worked for myself for too long.
0:39:49 > 0:39:52I don't think I could cope with being told what to do.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54So not married then?
0:39:54 > 0:39:56No, no, no, no. Relationships take time, don't they?
0:39:56 > 0:39:59And I never had any.
0:39:59 > 0:40:02Worked my butt off for ten years to the exclusion of...
0:40:02 > 0:40:04pretty much everything.
0:40:04 > 0:40:09- Yeah, OK.- So, I'll see you.
0:40:09 > 0:40:13- OK, perfect, bye.- Bye.
0:40:16 > 0:40:18- Hey, how was the Zumba?- It was fun.
0:40:18 > 0:40:20- Yeah?- Silly, but fun.
0:40:20 > 0:40:23Hey, tell you what, why don't we put in some overtime tonight, huh?
0:40:23 > 0:40:26We could get a take away, make a thing of it.
0:40:26 > 0:40:28What do you say?
0:40:28 > 0:40:31I can't, I have...
0:40:31 > 0:40:33Meeting dad and...
0:40:33 > 0:40:37he's coming over for dinner and I'll feel really bad if I blow him out.
0:40:38 > 0:40:39OK.
0:40:39 > 0:40:43- I'll see you tomorrow? - Yeah, see you tomorrow.
0:40:43 > 0:40:44Have a nice evening.
0:40:54 > 0:40:57How's it going?
0:40:57 > 0:40:59The calves' liver's a bit burnt, but the Merlot's all right.
0:40:59 > 0:41:03- I meant with the membership list. - Oh, God, that.
0:41:03 > 0:41:06Fell asleep after a couple of pages. That stuff's more Naz's speed.
0:41:06 > 0:41:09- It's not burnt, it's well done. - Isn't that right, Naz?
0:41:09 > 0:41:12Do you know how many times on average a new member visits the gym
0:41:12 > 0:41:17- before cancelling?- See what I mean? He loves it. Dunno, mate. 50?- 24?
0:41:17 > 0:41:1811.
0:41:18 > 0:41:20That's how they make their money.
0:41:20 > 0:41:24100 quid joining fee, six months minimum membership
0:41:24 > 0:41:27equates to £70 a visit.
0:41:27 > 0:41:30- Bloody hell.- Evening all.- Hey!
0:41:30 > 0:41:33Hey, what you doing here? I thought you were having dinner with George?
0:41:33 > 0:41:35No. I'm playing poker with him.
0:41:35 > 0:41:39- Yeah.- Oh. Right, OK.
0:41:39 > 0:41:40Got any change for the meter?
0:41:42 > 0:41:44Oh, don't give me the money dance.
0:41:44 > 0:41:45Well, go and sit in the car.
0:41:45 > 0:41:47You go sit in the car!
0:41:47 > 0:41:48It's your bloody car!
0:41:50 > 0:41:52I'm not paying for the beer then.
0:41:55 > 0:41:57The little minx, I thought she was up to something.
0:41:57 > 0:42:01- What?- I reckon she's gone on a date with someone from the gym.
0:42:01 > 0:42:04- No, not Georgie. - Yeah, I saw them earlier.
0:42:04 > 0:42:07- Bingo.- What?
0:42:07 > 0:42:12David MacDonald. He was nailed for dealing steroids three years ago.
0:42:12 > 0:42:17And he pulled a knife on the arresting officer.
0:42:17 > 0:42:20- He's not the bloke Georgina's out on a date with, is he?- Dunno.
0:42:20 > 0:42:23I only saw him from behind. It's unlikely though, isn't it?
0:42:23 > 0:42:26Yeah, one in 100, wouldn't worry about it.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31Oh, shit.
0:42:37 > 0:42:39- Hm-mm.- Yeah.
0:42:39 > 0:42:41I'm not always good with the bubbles.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43- PHONE BUZZES - Sorry, one second.
0:42:43 > 0:42:47- Er, no, it's fine. Sorry.- Sure?- Yeah.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50No, it's gone to answering machine again.
0:42:50 > 0:42:53- Then text her.- And say what? Run, he's a cop killer?
0:42:53 > 0:42:54She'd think I was taking the piss.
0:42:54 > 0:42:57You could get the surveillance team to run a location on her phone.
0:42:57 > 0:42:59Good idea, you ring them.
0:42:59 > 0:43:02That's how I found out my ex was shagging the sous chef.
0:43:02 > 0:43:05Yeah, tracked her phone to a Travel Tavern on the A4.
0:43:05 > 0:43:09Classy, right? Look, I'd better be going, Pete's waiting.
0:43:10 > 0:43:12Naz Omar.
0:43:12 > 0:43:15I'd like to run a location on a mobile phone number, please.
0:43:15 > 0:43:16Quick as you can.
0:43:26 > 0:43:28Jesus, I need a piss.
0:43:28 > 0:43:32HE SIGHS
0:43:32 > 0:43:37MUSIC: "Sweet Disposition" by The Temper Trap
0:43:37 > 0:43:45# Sweet disposition
0:43:51 > 0:43:59# Never too soon... #
0:44:02 > 0:44:07So, this is me, do you want a glass of wine or...
0:44:07 > 0:44:15# Ah, reckless abandon
0:44:21 > 0:44:25# Like no-one's
0:44:25 > 0:44:31# Watching you
0:44:36 > 0:44:40# A moment, a love A dream, a laugh
0:44:40 > 0:44:43# A kiss, a cry Our rights, our wrongs
0:44:43 > 0:44:47# A moment, a love A dream, a laugh
0:44:47 > 0:44:50# A moment, a love A dream, a laugh
0:44:50 > 0:44:55# Just stay there
0:44:57 > 0:45:00# Cos I'll be coming over
0:45:04 > 0:45:07# While our blood's still young
0:45:07 > 0:45:11# It's so young, it runs
0:45:11 > 0:45:15# Won't stop till it's over
0:45:19 > 0:45:23# Won't stop till it's over
0:45:26 > 0:45:30# Won't stop to surrender... #
0:45:31 > 0:45:33Jesus.
0:45:35 > 0:45:38GEORGINA GIGGLES
0:45:38 > 0:45:40- Georgina!- Jack?
0:45:40 > 0:45:42Argh. Oh, oooh.
0:45:42 > 0:45:44- Jack!- Aaah.
0:45:44 > 0:45:48RADIO CHATTER
0:45:50 > 0:45:52Thank you.
0:45:56 > 0:45:59This is ridiculous. I was only taking a piss, for Christ's sake.
0:45:59 > 0:46:02Yeah, but you chose to do it on her lavender.
0:46:02 > 0:46:04Plus she says she got an eyeful of your knob.
0:46:04 > 0:46:06Surprisingly her words, not mine.
0:46:06 > 0:46:10- You're really enjoying this, aren't you?- I am, to be honest.
0:46:10 > 0:46:13- Is that bad? - HE SIGHS
0:46:17 > 0:46:21SIRENS WAIL
0:46:27 > 0:46:30OK, before you say anything,
0:46:30 > 0:46:33I'm sorry I messed up your date last night,
0:46:33 > 0:46:35but he was a potential suspect.
0:46:35 > 0:46:39- Moving on, do you want the good news?- Yes.- OK.
0:46:41 > 0:46:44Last night, while I was at the station, I thought,
0:46:44 > 0:46:48"Well, since I'm here, I might as well do some work."
0:46:48 > 0:46:55I sat through five hours of CCTV footage. And guess what?
0:46:55 > 0:46:57You thought it was a reality show?
0:46:57 > 0:46:58No.
0:46:58 > 0:47:02Ted's hire car was in town at eight o'clock
0:47:02 > 0:47:04when he was supposed to be at the gym.
0:47:04 > 0:47:06So what are you saying? It was stolen?
0:47:06 > 0:47:09Well, either that or he wasn't at the gym.
0:47:09 > 0:47:11- Oooh!- Ah!
0:47:11 > 0:47:13- Aah.- Hey, hey. Am I forgiven?
0:47:13 > 0:47:15Ish.
0:47:20 > 0:47:22We've been checking through the membership list
0:47:22 > 0:47:26and one name in particular stands out, a David MacDonald.
0:47:26 > 0:47:29Was he here the night that Ted Finch went missing?
0:47:29 > 0:47:30Erm, let's have a look.
0:47:32 > 0:47:35MacDonald. Erm.
0:47:35 > 0:47:37Looks like he hasn't been in for over a month.
0:47:37 > 0:47:40Ted could have got out of the gym without swiping his card
0:47:40 > 0:47:42if he'd jumped over the barrier or out the window.
0:47:42 > 0:47:45- But why would he want to do that? - Cos if he was doing something
0:47:45 > 0:47:49he wasn't supposed to be doing, he'd still have an alibi, wouldn't he?
0:47:49 > 0:47:51That's a bit far-fetched, isn't it?
0:47:51 > 0:47:53Well, we'll find out, won't we?
0:47:53 > 0:47:56Do you have CCTV here?
0:47:56 > 0:47:58Yes, some.
0:47:58 > 0:48:02We'd like the discs for the night that Ted disappeared.
0:48:02 > 0:48:06Right, erm, I forgot, sorry, we're having a few problems
0:48:06 > 0:48:08- with our CCTV.- Problems?
0:48:08 > 0:48:13Yeah. Erm, some of the cameras are not working very well.
0:48:13 > 0:48:15Which cameras?
0:48:15 > 0:48:18Well, erm, the, the one in reception
0:48:18 > 0:48:21and also the one outside the main doors.
0:48:21 > 0:48:23Sorry.
0:48:27 > 0:48:30He's lying. We'll get a warrant for the CCTV.
0:48:30 > 0:48:34A warrant? Please(!) What's your dad's number?
0:48:34 > 0:48:36- What? Why? - Come on, what's your dad's number?
0:48:36 > 0:48:38Where did you get these from, Dad?
0:48:38 > 0:48:41I know the guy who's got the security contract at the gym.
0:48:41 > 0:48:42Course you do.
0:48:42 > 0:48:44Hey.
0:48:44 > 0:48:46Rewind that.
0:48:48 > 0:48:52Yeah, there, there, there, there, there, there, there.
0:48:52 > 0:48:55Is that the manager swiping Ted out?
0:49:09 > 0:49:11DOORBELL RINGS
0:49:17 > 0:49:18Hello?
0:49:18 > 0:49:21OK, I'm going to ask you a question.
0:49:21 > 0:49:24And if I think your answer is a lie, I'm going to arrest you.
0:49:24 > 0:49:25Do you understand me?
0:49:25 > 0:49:28< Who is it, Bob?
0:49:28 > 0:49:31It's all right, darling, it's just for me.
0:49:31 > 0:49:33Erm...
0:49:36 > 0:49:41Would you mind if we did this somewhere private?
0:49:41 > 0:49:42Sure.
0:49:44 > 0:49:47All right, erm, I've got something to tell you both.
0:49:50 > 0:49:53Ted and I...
0:49:53 > 0:49:55- were having an affair. - See, told you.
0:49:55 > 0:49:58What? No, you didn't. You said Ted was gay, you never said Bob was too.
0:49:58 > 0:50:01- I knew he was gay from the first moment we met him.- Absolutely didn't.
0:50:01 > 0:50:04- If you'd even thought that, you'd have said something.- I did.
0:50:04 > 0:50:07SSorry, excuse me, I'm still here, you know.
0:50:07 > 0:50:09Yeah, all right, go on.
0:50:09 > 0:50:14Erm, w-we both had to keep it a secret because we're both married.
0:50:14 > 0:50:16That's why I would use my card to swipe him out,
0:50:16 > 0:50:19so that if his wife ever wanted proof he was where he said he was,
0:50:19 > 0:50:22it would be there on the entry logs. He was a bit paranoid.
0:50:22 > 0:50:25Sneaky. So what happened the night he died?
0:50:25 > 0:50:32Well, we, erm, we, we met for a few drinks and a quick bite to eat,
0:50:32 > 0:50:36chatted for a few minutes in his car, erm, said good night
0:50:36 > 0:50:40- and, er, that's the last time I ever saw him.- Where?
0:50:40 > 0:50:42- Where what? - Where did you go for a drink?
0:50:42 > 0:50:46Oh, at The Riverside, the bar, just down by the river,
0:50:46 > 0:50:48it's very discreet.
0:50:48 > 0:50:51- Was it you who got him into the steroids?- No. No, no.
0:50:51 > 0:50:53He very much did that himself.
0:50:53 > 0:50:57He was buying them online. I'd finally persuaded him to stop.
0:50:57 > 0:50:59He'd been off them for a couple of weeks.
0:50:59 > 0:51:03- What was his mood the night he died? - He was fine, happy, I'd say.
0:51:03 > 0:51:06I mean, he'd struggled with depression.
0:51:06 > 0:51:09Lying to his wife was pretty, pretty stressful.
0:51:09 > 0:51:12But not enough to kill himself. I mean, not in a million years.
0:51:12 > 0:51:13How did he die then?
0:51:14 > 0:51:17I don't know and it's driving me crazy.
0:51:20 > 0:51:23Can I go now?
0:51:23 > 0:51:25Yeah. But don't even think about leaving town
0:51:25 > 0:51:29- without asking me first, OK?- OK.
0:51:29 > 0:51:31Always wanted to say that.
0:51:31 > 0:51:33- Technically, he can leave... - Don't spoil it!
0:51:53 > 0:51:54None of the staff... Oi!
0:51:54 > 0:51:57None of the staff saw anything and they don't have CCTV.
0:51:57 > 0:52:02- Skimmed milk, right? - Skimmed milk, four sugars.- Hmm.
0:52:02 > 0:52:04Well, this is where he went in.
0:52:04 > 0:52:06They found his body half a mile away,
0:52:06 > 0:52:08it must have been dragged there by the current.
0:52:08 > 0:52:12Look, this is a shelf, right? It's a sudden drop.
0:52:12 > 0:52:15If someone fell in here, they'd be immediately be out of their depth.
0:52:15 > 0:52:17What if it was just a mugging that went wrong?
0:52:17 > 0:52:20He got into a struggle, hence the bruising on his knuckles and elbow,
0:52:20 > 0:52:22and he ended up in the river.
0:52:22 > 0:52:25But, like you said, he was a strong swimmer.
0:52:26 > 0:52:29We need to get on to the garage that lent him the car,
0:52:29 > 0:52:33find out whether it was an automatic or a manual and the make and model.
0:52:40 > 0:52:43Hi, Bob? DI Armstrong.
0:52:43 > 0:52:48Listen, you know you said you spoke to Ted in his car the night he died.
0:52:48 > 0:52:50Yeah. Where was it parked?
0:52:51 > 0:52:54Right, thank you.
0:52:55 > 0:52:58We need to talk to Naz.
0:52:58 > 0:53:01- You think the car went in the river. - Yep.
0:53:05 > 0:53:09Hey, Naz. Talk to me about anti-depressants.
0:53:09 > 0:53:12No, they're not for me, you idiot.
0:53:12 > 0:53:14Different people have different side effects
0:53:14 > 0:53:16to monoamine oxidase inhibitors.
0:53:16 > 0:53:20- To what? BOTH:- Anti-depressants.- Oh.
0:53:20 > 0:53:22But a common one is drowsiness.
0:53:22 > 0:53:26And we also found steroids in his system, but you say he'd quit.
0:53:26 > 0:53:30- He had, two weeks before he died. - Mm-hmm.
0:53:30 > 0:53:31There could still be traces.
0:53:31 > 0:53:35Well, you certainly don't want to go cold turkey on steroids.
0:53:35 > 0:53:39- Yeah? Why?- Well, they have some seriously nasty withdrawal symptoms.
0:53:39 > 0:53:43- Like what?- Dizziness, low blood pressure, tiredness.
0:53:43 > 0:53:45I've got it.
0:53:46 > 0:53:48Right, get this.
0:53:48 > 0:53:51Ted parks the car next to the river.
0:53:51 > 0:53:53He's already feeling tired and drowsy.
0:53:53 > 0:53:56His wife tells us that he'd never driven an automatic before
0:53:56 > 0:53:58and wasn't a good driver at the best of times.
0:53:58 > 0:54:01Now, not being familiar with an automatic,
0:54:01 > 0:54:04he accidentally puts the car into reverse instead of drive.
0:54:04 > 0:54:07The car goes backwards, into the river, over the ledge,
0:54:07 > 0:54:10down into ten foot of water, maybe more.
0:54:10 > 0:54:13Yeah, but surely he would've just opened the car door and got out.
0:54:13 > 0:54:15No, because water's coming rapidly through the air vents,
0:54:15 > 0:54:19so he tries to smash the window with his right fist
0:54:19 > 0:54:21and then his right elbow, hence the bruising.
0:54:21 > 0:54:22But we know he got out.
0:54:22 > 0:54:26By the time he smashed the window, the interior of the car's flooded,
0:54:26 > 0:54:29the car's two metres below the surface.
0:54:29 > 0:54:33Now, either he drowned inside the car and then floated out of the window,
0:54:33 > 0:54:36or he got out of the car, but never made it to the surface.
0:54:36 > 0:54:40Ha-ha-ha. I taught him everything he knows.
0:54:40 > 0:54:43Ha. Hmm. Yeah.
0:54:47 > 0:54:51MUSIC: "The Riverboat Song" by Ocean Colour Scene
0:55:08 > 0:55:11- Smashed driver's window? - Just like you said, George.
0:55:11 > 0:55:14Just like you said, George.
0:55:14 > 0:55:16You know what, it's fine,
0:55:16 > 0:55:20I'll let you have this one. That's one case each and a draw.
0:55:20 > 0:55:23Although, I do think you got a bit lucky.
0:55:23 > 0:55:24- Lucky?- Yeah, lucky.
0:55:24 > 0:55:28Hey, I said he was gay right from the get-go.
0:55:28 > 0:55:29Lucky guess.
0:55:29 > 0:55:32OK, if it's just to do with luck,
0:55:32 > 0:55:34you won't mind putting your money where your mouth is
0:55:34 > 0:55:37and betting on who cracks the next case.
0:55:37 > 0:55:38Fine.
0:55:40 > 0:55:4120 quid.
0:55:41 > 0:55:4330.
0:55:43 > 0:55:46Let's make it 40.
0:55:46 > 0:55:47OK.
0:55:47 > 0:55:49OK.
0:55:49 > 0:55:52- See you later, Naz.- See you, guys.
0:55:52 > 0:55:54You know the secret of being a great detective?
0:55:54 > 0:55:57There is no secret, Jack, just follow procedure, simple as that.
0:55:57 > 0:56:00Instinct. Follow your instinct.
0:56:00 > 0:56:03It's the only thing that makes us different from computers.
0:56:03 > 0:56:07Yeah? Well, my instinct says you're full of it.
0:56:07 > 0:56:09Oh, really?
0:56:09 > 0:56:12And another thing, you know...
0:56:34 > 0:56:35- I get out plenty.- Yeah(!)
0:56:35 > 0:56:37PHONE BUZZES
0:56:37 > 0:56:39- How was the party? - It was good, thanks.
0:56:39 > 0:56:42Yeah? Couldn't have been that good, you answered after the first ring.
0:56:42 > 0:56:44There'll be no baking today.
0:56:44 > 0:56:47Neither will there be any poaching, frying, grilling,
0:56:47 > 0:56:50searing or broiling, whatever the hell that is.
0:56:50 > 0:56:52One of your contestants died last night.
0:56:52 > 0:56:56The competition continues this afternoon. You're joining it.
0:56:56 > 0:56:59This is so cool!
0:56:59 > 0:57:02ALARM RINGS
0:57:02 > 0:57:05- Police work and cooking, all I need. - You're going to become a spinster.
0:57:05 > 0:57:08- You can't be a spinster at my age. - Spinsterism, is not age specific.
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