0:00:21 > 0:00:23Stand back! Give him some air.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26- Right. Can you tell me what happened, madam?- Please do something! He's my dad.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30- I don't know what happened. He just collapsed.- What's his name?- Keith.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Right. Looks like this is your lucky day, Keith.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Please. Can you save him?
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Put it this way, I've won Paramedic Of The Year five years in a row
0:00:36 > 0:00:39and I've never lost anyone yet, so what do you think?
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Come on, big man. Come on, Keith. Stay with me.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44He's turning blue!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Listen, it's not your time, Keith.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48I've never left a man behind and I am not about to start now.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50He's opening his eyes.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51Damn right he is.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54He wants to see the face of the woman who's going to save his life.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Please tell me he's going to be OK!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Listen, I cannot stress enough that I have never, ever lost anyone.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Ever. OK? Just a few more seconds and we're home and dry.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04So he's not going to die?
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Not on my watch.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10BLEEPING
0:01:10 > 0:01:12But unfortunately, that's my watch over.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14It's Sandra's watch now.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Right.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Does anyone know any medicine?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Good luck with it all, yeah?
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Girls? Girls!
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Come and see my new invention!
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Hurrah!
0:01:48 > 0:01:49Do hurry, Nettie!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52I'm coming, just as fast as I can!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Father, Father, what is it?
0:02:02 > 0:02:04CHUCKLES You'll see. Now, stay there.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Right.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06A-ha!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- BOTH:- Goodness!
0:02:08 > 0:02:10What do you think? She's a beauty, isn't she?
0:02:10 > 0:02:12I'll say! What does it do?
0:02:12 > 0:02:14I'll show you!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Now, hold this for me and hand me those goggles.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20There.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Are you ready?
0:02:25 > 0:02:26- Yes!- Yes!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28HE LAUGHS
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Heurgh!
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Whoa-oh-argh-argh-argh-argh!
0:02:39 > 0:02:44Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-ow! Ugh! Ah!
0:02:44 > 0:02:45GLASS SMASHES
0:02:47 > 0:02:49- Bravo!- Bravo, Daddy!
0:02:52 > 0:02:55EXPLOSION
0:02:56 > 0:02:57CRASH
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Daddy?
0:03:01 > 0:03:02Daddy?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04For God's sake, girls...
0:03:04 > 0:03:07HE COUGHS ..go and get your mother.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10SAMBA MUSIC
0:03:14 > 0:03:17MUSIC STOPS
0:03:17 > 0:03:19DRUMBEAT
0:03:21 > 0:03:23DRUMBEAT
0:03:25 > 0:03:28MUSIC STARTS
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Cup of tea, £2.90.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58What's this?
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Er, milk is down the end, with the cinnamon and stirrers.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Sorry, I'm going to ask you again - what is this?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07It's a cup of tea. £2.90.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10No. No. This is not a cup of tea.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14This is some of the ingredients for a cup of tea, partially assembled.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17It's a cup of tea.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Now, I'm not an unreasonable woman.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23I don't expect loose-leaf tea or a porcelain teapot.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27I don't mind a tea bag, and this is probably a very good tea bag,
0:07:27 > 0:07:29containing the potential for a very good cup of tea,
0:07:29 > 0:07:32but this... This is not a cup of tea.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35This is a paper cup with a tea bag at the bottom,
0:07:35 > 0:07:37which you've filled to the brim with super-heated water,
0:07:37 > 0:07:39so I refer to my earlier comment -
0:07:39 > 0:07:41this is not a cup of tea.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Look, I need to serve all...
0:07:43 > 0:07:47This is Britain - a nation founded on tea.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51Tea is a medicine. Tea is Mummy kissing it all better.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Tea is what you crave after a blustery walk on a crisp autumn day,
0:07:55 > 0:07:59or after your husband leaves you for a 23-year-old Belarussian nanny.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Tea is love, and family and friends.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Tea makes you go like this when someone offers it to you - "Tea?"
0:08:07 > 0:08:09"Ooooh, lovely!"
0:08:09 > 0:08:13This - this does not make me want to "ooooh".
0:08:13 > 0:08:17This makes me want to weep, for tea, and how we have betrayed it.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18It's true.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22I really wanted a cup of tea, but when I left the office
0:08:22 > 0:08:25this morning, I said, "I'm going to go and get a coffee."
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Get a coffee?
0:08:27 > 0:08:28That's not even proper English!
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Well said, brother.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Hear, hear!
0:08:32 > 0:08:35And you there, sister - what is that you're eating?
0:08:35 > 0:08:37A muffin.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39That is not a muffin.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40This is a muffin!
0:08:40 > 0:08:43ACCORDIAN PLAYS TRADITIONAL MUSIC
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Hazelnut latte for Terry?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Stop right there, Terry.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Do you want your name scrawled on that cup, Terry?
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Is your name so cheap that you have is bandied about like God's own tennis ball?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55We are British.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58We barely give our names to our neighbours, or our uncles.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Let alone to complete strangers for them to butcher beyond all recognition.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04There's no I in Terry!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06She's right - there isn't.
0:09:06 > 0:09:11If it be a sin to covet tea,
0:09:11 > 0:09:13then surely I am the most offending soul alive.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15It's not a sin!
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Tea's great!
0:09:16 > 0:09:20Then let us make a stand, here, today.
0:09:20 > 0:09:25We few, we happy few, we band of tea-drinkers who still remain
0:09:25 > 0:09:28unsure on the whole milk-in-first-or-last thing.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- I always put mine in last. - I always put mine in first.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38If we be mark'd to drink a hot beverage, let it be tea.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Every brave man and woman who fights with me here today,
0:09:40 > 0:09:43raise your mugs, and your voices,
0:09:43 > 0:09:48and cry, "Long live Darjeeling, Earl Grey and English Breakfast!"
0:09:48 > 0:09:51CHEERING
0:10:01 > 0:10:03A proper cup of tea to take away, please.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05All right.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07There we are.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09All right.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Oh, OK.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13This as well.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Oh, good.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15- Oh, and that's yours.- Right.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Oh, don't forget your strainer. There you go.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Excuse me. Ow. Ow.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Hey, babe.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Oh, hey, hon.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06You look really pretty, by the way.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09That colour really suits you.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Thank you.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16So, how's it going with you?
0:11:16 > 0:11:18So you know how Harry promised me
0:11:18 > 0:11:20I could scrub in on his triple bypass surgery?
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Well, apparently now I'm not scrubbing in on his triple bypass surgery.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31Yah. I sort of overheard some of the nurses talking about it.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34What did they say?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36They just saying you weren't scrubbing in
0:11:36 > 0:11:37on the triple bypass surgery.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42I can't believe they said about me.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46So, do you know who IS scrubbing in on the triple bypass surgery?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Oh, hi, you guys.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Fancy seeing you here.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14That colour really suits you, by the way.
0:12:14 > 0:12:15Thank you.
0:12:25 > 0:12:26Well...
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Harry said I could scrub in on his triple bypass surgery, yeah?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33So... I'll see you guys later.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Yeah.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53That's SO out of order, babe.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Yah, I know.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58I'm SO confused right now.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07How's it looking out there?
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Iceberg-tastic, Captain.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11My God!
0:13:11 > 0:13:16Oh, don't worry - they don't call me 20/20 Tina for nothing.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19So we aren't going to crash into an iceberg and drown?
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Not on my watch.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26BELL DINGS
0:13:26 > 0:13:29But unfortunately, that's my watch over now. Sandra?
0:13:32 > 0:13:33Ooh!
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Who put that there?
0:13:42 > 0:13:44SAMBA MUSIC
0:13:44 > 0:13:45MUSIC STOPS
0:13:45 > 0:13:49MUSIC STARTS
0:13:49 > 0:13:52MUSIC STOPS
0:13:52 > 0:13:56MUSIC STARTS
0:13:56 > 0:13:59MUSIC STOPS
0:14:02 > 0:14:05MUSIC STARTS
0:14:23 > 0:14:25- Oh!- Oh, hello Eve!
0:14:25 > 0:14:26Good morning, Anne!
0:14:26 > 0:14:27How are you today?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Yes, yes - well, thank you. And you?
0:14:29 > 0:14:33Oh, couldn't be better. Yes, Derek's just got a promotion.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- Oh.- Thus the pagoda.
0:14:35 > 0:14:40Oh, yes, yes. It's lovely. Ours is handworked wrought iron, of course.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42You pay a bit more for it but it's worth it.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Oh, lovely!
0:14:43 > 0:14:48Bit bright for me, but I've always said you had modern tastes.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49How's Peter?
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Yes, good, good, yes!
0:14:51 > 0:14:54New job in Hong Kong, so busy, busy, busy!
0:14:54 > 0:14:55Well, aren't we all?
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Well, I must dash - we're taking delivery of a new microwave.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59Oh, right, yes.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03- Handy little gadgets, aren't they? - Mm.- Not that we need one, what with the Aga.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Keeps the kitchen warm too, which is nice, so...
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Little bit too warm in the summer, though.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Not if you know how to use it.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12I have trouble enough setting the, er, temperature
0:15:12 > 0:15:16- on the underfloor heating...- Right. - ..and that's state-of-the-art.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Yes, well I must pop off.
0:15:18 > 0:15:19Off to look at a new car.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22See, the boot on the old one isn't big enough to carry all the luggage
0:15:22 > 0:15:24that we're taking on our round-the-world cruise
0:15:24 > 0:15:27to celebrate our grandson getting into Oxford University
0:15:27 > 0:15:28to study medicine and economics.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32I'm going to Mars.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Sorry, what?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37I am going to Mars.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Mars, Anne?
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Yes, Eve, Mars - the Red Planet. Mars.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Right.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50Well...we'll all look forward to that, then.
0:16:01 > 0:16:07- ON TV:- 'Ten, nine, eight, seven, six...
0:16:07 > 0:16:13'That's a negative for launch. All stop. Repeat, launch is NOT go.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15'Sorry to say this but it seems like we do have a problem.'
0:16:15 > 0:16:18It doesn't look like we'll be seeing the launch today.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22I told you she was full of shit.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29Ooh!
0:16:29 > 0:16:30Oh.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33Look what I bought!
0:16:36 > 0:16:37Oh.
0:16:37 > 0:16:38- WEAKLY:- Yay!
0:16:38 > 0:16:40And I'm not going to lose this one,
0:16:40 > 0:16:43because this is the umpteenth board game I've had to buy,
0:16:43 > 0:16:45cos the other ones keep disappearing. Fancy a game?
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Mm, no, you're all right, actually.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50- Oh, come on!- No, I think I might just turn in.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Lorna, it's 6.30.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Gosh, is it that late already? Night, then.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Lorna, why don't you want to play Monopoly with me?
0:16:57 > 0:16:59- I do.- Well, you clearly don't.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03Well, no, it's just... You know, you get a bit competitive, that's all.
0:17:03 > 0:17:04I don't, do I?
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Yeah, you do.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08You're a really bad loser, actually.
0:17:08 > 0:17:09Well, surely no-one LIKES losing.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11I don't mind losing.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Surely no-one normal likes losing.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Come on. Just one game?
0:17:17 > 0:17:18I dunno.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20I'll let you wear my flip-flops!
0:17:20 > 0:17:22- All weekend?- Mm-hm.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25All right, then.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26- Just the one game, though.- Right.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Honestly, the way you're carrying on, you'd think I was some kind of monster.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31- Right, highest number starts.- Yep.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36- Two.- Bad luck.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Higher than a two, higher than a two.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46Gargh!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Argh!
0:17:48 > 0:17:49Gah!
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Argh!
0:17:50 > 0:17:51Argh!
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Argh!
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Hnuh!
0:17:54 > 0:17:55Hnuh!
0:17:55 > 0:17:57- Argh!- Ingrid!
0:17:57 > 0:17:58Ingrid!
0:18:00 > 0:18:02SHE CHOKES AND COUGHS
0:18:02 > 0:18:04I AM a monster.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12You must never let me play this again.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50Hey, boy.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Hey, boy. How's it going?
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Not so good, actually.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55I sort of told Araminta
0:18:55 > 0:18:58she could scrub in on my triple bypass surgery.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Oh, I thought Georgiana was scrubbing in
0:19:00 > 0:19:01on your triple bypass surgery?
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Yah, no, she was.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Doctor?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11I thought I'd find you two in here.
0:19:11 > 0:19:12Josephina.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Hey, hon.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Harry, can I have a word?
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Yah, no, of course.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31I just think you should know that Georgiana's, like, really upset
0:19:31 > 0:19:35that you've asked Araminta to scrub in on your triple bypass surgery.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Josephina, can I have a word, please?
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Araminta.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Yah, no, of course.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51I, er...
0:19:51 > 0:19:54I just think that you shouldn't go around meddling
0:19:54 > 0:19:58in people's triple bypass surgeries when it's none of your business.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Well, isn't this cosy?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10- ALL:- Georgiana.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Looks like you got what you wanted, Harry.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20I hope you and Araminta are really happy doing triple bypass
0:20:20 > 0:20:21surgeries together.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23Doctor!
0:20:30 > 0:20:31I never want to speak to you again.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35MACHINE BLEEPS RAPIDLY
0:20:35 > 0:20:36I'll go.
0:20:37 > 0:20:38Georgiana, wait!
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Josephina, wait!
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Hey, Roman, wait for me, boy!
0:20:46 > 0:20:50Wait... What about our triple bypass surgery?
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Hey, babe.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Oh, my God. Adrian, is that you?
0:21:06 > 0:21:09I almost didn't recognise you there for a minute.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11It's me, Sarah.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13From that night in the pub, remember?
0:21:13 > 0:21:17You're not stalking me, are you? Only joking.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21No, seriously, it's good to see you again, actually. God, what was it?
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Six months ago? I don't know - something like that, anyway.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28Yeah, no, my office is just round the corner so, er...
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Did I tell you I'm a lawyer? I can't remember. Probably did.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Yeah, and it's quite a big firm, actually,
0:21:33 > 0:21:36so, er, got a really good reputation, so I'm just going to stick with it
0:21:36 > 0:21:39for now and then weigh up my options in a couple of years.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42See how I feel. Now I'm waffling. Oh, no - it's official.
0:21:42 > 0:21:47Yeah, no, cos didn't you come back to mine or something?
0:21:47 > 0:21:49I can't really remember, it was that long ago.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Well, six months ago, so not THAT long ago.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54God, that was a big night. Total mayhem.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57And then you sort of stayed at mine for, like, the whole weekend.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00And didn't we watch... Didn't we watch Born Free together, or something?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02A bit random. I probably cried, did I?
0:22:02 > 0:22:06And then - what was it - you left, and then never called me again,
0:22:06 > 0:22:09even though you said you would. Blah-blah-blah.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Not that it matters, cos it was a one-night stand, so...
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Well, two night-stand, actually. Yeah, no, it's a shame
0:22:14 > 0:22:16you didn't let me know where I stood, though, cos I've sort of been
0:22:16 > 0:22:19in limbo for half a year, wondering whether or not to pursue other men,
0:22:19 > 0:22:21because I thought you and me had a connection.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27Anyway, listen, I'm going to be late for work so, er...
0:22:27 > 0:22:30I guess I'll see you around, sailor.
0:22:38 > 0:22:39I meant soldier, not sailor,
0:22:39 > 0:22:42cos you're not a sailor so that doesn't make sense.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Anyway, take care of yourself.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56VOICES TALKING OVER EACH OTHER
0:22:56 > 0:23:00Ma'am, we've got Agent Green on the line. She's made it into the mainframe but she needs some help.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Right. Put her on speaker. Agent Green?
0:23:03 > 0:23:05'Chief, chief - we have a code red.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07'I've managed to infiltrate section four,
0:23:07 > 0:23:10'but they've rigged the place with a complex explosive.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13'We've got 73 seconds until this place blows. How do I disarm the bomb?'
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Right, keep calm, Agent Green. Get me some visuals.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Everyone else, I need silence.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20There's a damn good operative there we need bringing back alive. OK...
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Elegant, very elegant.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Agent Green, I want you to do exactly as I tell you -
0:23:25 > 0:23:27that way we'll bring you back with all your bits intact.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29- I'm all ears, ma'am.- Good.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33Now, remove the casing, slide your left hand down the right-hand side.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34OK, good.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37No, don't touch the electricals - it's a very delicate mechanism.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38- Done, ma'am!- Good.
0:23:38 > 0:23:44Now, I want you to quickly move the... The... You know, the thingy.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46- The fuse?- No, God, don't touch that.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49- The chemical capsule?- No, it's, um, it's greeny-blue...
0:23:49 > 0:23:53- There's nothing green here, ma'am. - Gosh. Um... OK. What's it called?
0:23:53 > 0:23:57Um... Um. Oh, I know - it rhymes with, um, with what's-his-face.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59- What's-his-face?- You know. The one from that film, um...
0:23:59 > 0:24:02I think Daryl Hannah strangles him with her thighs, or something.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06- She's either a mermaid...- Oh, Splash?- ..or a robot?- Blade Runner? - Yes!
0:24:06 > 0:24:09- Yes.- Harrison Ford? It rhymes with Harrison Ford?- No, wait, what?
0:24:09 > 0:24:14- I'm going to need to push you for an answer, ma'am - we've got 50 seconds! - Is he the sexy one in Jurassic Park?
0:24:14 > 0:24:17- Oh, Sam Neill?- 40 seconds! I'm going to make a guess, ma'am!- Oh, no,
0:24:17 > 0:24:20don't - you'll detonate it. It's got either a Y in it, or a G.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24I tell you what - I'll Google it. Load up the old Nokia.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- Ma'am, it'll blow the place to pieces.- Gosh, that is so like me.
0:24:27 > 0:24:28Tip of my tongue.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31If you don't give me this word in the next six seconds...
0:24:31 > 0:24:35- Pretty Woman! He was in Pretty Woman!- Richard Gere!- Yes!
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Thank you. Right, the rear rotor arm, that's it - the rear rotor arm!
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Slide it back under the optical cross-connect switch
0:24:40 > 0:24:43and disconnect the red wire from the detonator.
0:24:43 > 0:24:44Weapon neutralised, ma'am!
0:24:44 > 0:24:48Good work, Agent Green. Didn't doubt you for a second.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Now get yourself out of there. I don't want another one of my agents
0:24:51 > 0:24:53turned into a terrorist windsock.
0:24:53 > 0:24:54Understood, ma'am!
0:24:55 > 0:24:57I just need the code for the door!
0:24:57 > 0:25:00BEEPING Ma'am?
0:25:00 > 0:25:02BEEPING CONTINUES
0:25:02 > 0:25:04I want to say Celine Dion...
0:25:05 > 0:25:08SAMBA MUSIC
0:25:12 > 0:25:13MUSIC STOPS
0:25:13 > 0:25:16DIFFERENT SAMBA MUSIC IN DISTANCE
0:25:16 > 0:25:19ORIGINAL MUSIC STARTS
0:25:23 > 0:25:25MUSIC STOPS
0:25:25 > 0:25:27OTHER MUSIC INTENSIFIES
0:25:27 > 0:25:30ORIGINAL MUSIC STARTS
0:25:34 > 0:25:35MUSIC STOPS
0:25:35 > 0:25:36OTHER MUSIC PLAYS
0:25:36 > 0:25:38ORIGINAL MUSIC STARTS
0:25:38 > 0:25:41OTHER MUSIC PLAYS
0:25:41 > 0:25:45BOTH MELODIES PLAY OVER EACH OTHER
0:25:47 > 0:25:49MUSIC STOPS
0:25:52 > 0:25:56BOTH MELODIES PLAY OVER EACH OTHER
0:26:26 > 0:26:27Thank you for coming so quickly(!)
0:26:27 > 0:26:30I don't know what's wrong. It just sort of...
0:26:30 > 0:26:34Oh, great(!) Just my luck.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Are you OK? You're not hurt or anything?
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Just thought I'd get a priority service, what with being a woman, on my own.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Well, we're here within 30 minutes as promised, so...
0:26:42 > 0:26:43I thought at least they'd send a...man.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47Never mind. PC gone mad.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50- Let's take a look at the engine, shall we?- Finally - thank you(!)
0:26:50 > 0:26:54I don't mean to be rude - we're not here to chat about chocolate and shoes.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57OK, Looks like you've got air trapped in the coolant lines.
0:26:57 > 0:26:58The whole system's overheated.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Oh, right. I'll call my husband. He'll give us a second opinion.
0:27:01 > 0:27:05Well, the car's done about 70,000 miles, so that's spot-on for a blown head gasket.
0:27:05 > 0:27:10Darling? Yes, the breakdown man's here, only, well - you talk to HER.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Tell him what you think's wrong - he'll be able to help.
0:27:13 > 0:27:14OK...
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Hello?
0:27:16 > 0:27:21Right, yeah, I see. OK, thank you, bye.
0:27:21 > 0:27:22What did he say?
0:27:22 > 0:27:24He said he's a primary school teacher and doesn't know
0:27:24 > 0:27:27a thing about cars, so you should just leave it to the experts.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30So when are they getting here?
0:27:30 > 0:27:33OK, I'm just going to, er, call the tow truck,
0:27:33 > 0:27:35get you off to a garage.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Calling for backup - at last.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Hello. Yeah, I need a tow truck.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Honestly.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47Oh, no?!
0:27:47 > 0:27:48Right...
0:27:51 > 0:27:52Let's get it on the truck.
0:27:52 > 0:27:53This is... This is ridiculous!
0:27:53 > 0:27:56You can't possibly... You're a...woman!
0:27:57 > 0:28:00I'm going to flag down some proper help.
0:28:00 > 0:28:01Mind the road!
0:28:01 > 0:28:03Can I get some proper hel...
0:28:03 > 0:28:05TYRES SCREECH
0:28:11 > 0:28:12God?
0:28:13 > 0:28:15Welcome.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18Oh, you've got to be kidding me?!
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