0:00:01 > 0:00:04# What happened to you?
0:00:04 > 0:00:06# Whatever happened to me?
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# What became of the people
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# We used to be?
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Tomorrow's almost over
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# Today went by so fast
0:00:21 > 0:00:26# Is the only thing to look forward to
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# The past? #
0:01:10 > 0:01:12INAUDIBLE
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Cheers, pet. Have one yourself.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19- No, I'm all right. For the moment. - Ah, well - cheers!
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Cheers. Here for the weekend?
0:01:22 > 0:01:26- Aye, with my mate, going fishing. - I hope you get a nibble.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Well, we all do, don't we?
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- Did you get through? - Yes. This mine?- Yeah.
0:01:33 > 0:01:38- Why did you phone Thelma? - To say we arrived, and not to worry.
0:01:38 > 0:01:43Did you give her all the highlights of our 35-minute car journey?
0:01:43 > 0:01:49- I just asked her how she was. - What could possibly have happened in an hour?
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- How stupid! - That's when you last saw her!
0:01:53 > 0:02:00I'm referring to your remark - what can happen in an hour? Pearl Harbour happened in an hour!
0:02:00 > 0:02:05How long do earthquakes take, or tidal waves, or monsoons?
0:02:05 > 0:02:11All right, all right, but it's unlikely that Thelma's been bombed,
0:02:11 > 0:02:15or that Japanese warships are steaming up the Tyne!
0:02:15 > 0:02:21- It'll be a great weekend if you're in a mood. - It's you that's in a mood!
0:02:21 > 0:02:28Not a smile, even when that lorry crushed the vicar's moped - not a titter!
0:02:28 > 0:02:34Nor when we saw the district nurse on her bike and glimpsed her navy camiknicker.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38When I drive, I don't spend the journey giggling,
0:02:38 > 0:02:42 and looking out for glimpses of navy camiknicker.
0:02:42 > 0:02:48- It'll be a great weekend if you're in this mood!- It's you. You bug me.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50I'm sorry.
0:02:50 > 0:02:55- We came for a weekend's fishing. That's what we'll have.- Absolutely!
0:02:55 > 0:03:02- We shall land the biggest trout in the history of angling! - To the fishing!- To the fishing!
0:03:02 > 0:03:05How long is it since we did this?
0:03:05 > 0:03:10It was before I went into the army. I haven't had my rod out since then.
0:03:10 > 0:03:15Well, no, I haven't... Worr! Not since before I got married.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Well, you can't keep everything up!
0:03:18 > 0:03:22- What do you mean? - What do you mean, what do I mean?
0:03:22 > 0:03:26- You were inferring! - I wasn't!- You were!
0:03:26 > 0:03:32I meant that when you marry you give some things the elbow. It's expected.
0:03:32 > 0:03:39That's marriage. It should be in the vows - I promise to honour, obey, and never enjoy myself again.
0:03:39 > 0:03:44You're bugging me! I've begun to enjoy life now I'm married!
0:03:44 > 0:03:49My life is one continual round of joy and merriment.
0:03:49 > 0:03:54There wasn't much joy when you said goodbye to Thelma tonight.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58You're bugging me again - mentioning Thelma!
0:03:58 > 0:04:00I'm sorry - I didn't mean to!
0:04:00 > 0:04:05I'm honestly trying to think of nothing but fishing,
0:04:05 > 0:04:09but that stuffed trout up there reminds me of Thelma.
0:04:15 > 0:04:20- What's the matter with your friend? - Wife trouble.- Oh. Are YOU married?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22- Not any more. Are you?- Not any more.
0:04:22 > 0:04:27- We don't get THAT now. - Don't get a LOT of things now!
0:04:33 > 0:04:35TERRY GARGLES
0:04:35 > 0:04:39- You got through, did you? - Yes, thank you.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42The earthquake hasn't struck yet?
0:04:42 > 0:04:47I simply rang to remind Thelma to put the catch on the back door!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50To halt marauding Japanese sailors?
0:04:50 > 0:04:55- Have you finished here?- Yes, thanks. - Out my way, please.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- Am I bugging you? - Yes, you are!- Which bed d'you want?
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Mbleughlmm.
0:05:00 > 0:05:08- When you've done with Thelma, d'you take the window or the door side? - Mmm erbla bleughm.- Oh - the sofa!
0:05:09 > 0:05:14- Pardon?- Did you book an early call, for the morning?- Yes, six o'clock.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Six?!
0:05:16 > 0:05:22We agreed! We came for the fishing and fresh air - to enjoy ourselves!
0:05:22 > 0:05:25To enjoy ourselves! Joy and merriment!
0:05:25 > 0:05:29- Which bed's yours?- Up to you! - I don't mind!
0:05:29 > 0:05:33I'll go by the window. I'm used to it - quick escapes!
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Oh, I shall sleep well tonight, after that meal.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40It was a lovely steak! Very tender!
0:05:40 > 0:05:46- Yours looked nice. What was it?- Duck a la orange! - Big helpings an' all!
0:05:46 > 0:05:50- That trifle was good! - And the cheese!
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- She opened a tin.- Pardon?
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Thelma, when I rang - she'd opened a tin of something.
0:05:59 > 0:06:04- Wasn't she hungry?- It's not that. She said it to make me feel guilty.
0:06:04 > 0:06:12- Maybe she hasn't got anything in. - She has! She has tons of stuff in! She goes shopping every Friday.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16She goes to the cash-and-carry, with a covered wagon.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20Our cupboards are full of food you wouldn't believe!
0:06:20 > 0:06:25She hoards food, like her mother - in case World War III breaks out.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Perhaps she just felt like a tin.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30She said it to make me feel guilty.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Don't defend her. It does not become you!
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Sorry, mate.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40I do not feel guilty. I do NOT feel guilty.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Why should I feel guilty?
0:06:44 > 0:06:49If a fellow can't just go fishing for a weekend once in a blue moon!
0:06:49 > 0:06:54- It's not Paris! It's a 35-minute car ride!- Yes, I know, I know.
0:06:54 > 0:07:01I don't feel guilty. I only promised to take her to see her godmother in Hartlepool.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04She's old, you see, never goes out.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08In Hartlepool not many people dare go out!
0:07:08 > 0:07:15It's Thelma she wants to she. If I was at home, she'd go alone, and I'd paper the bedroom.
0:07:15 > 0:07:20- You had that to do, too?- And fix the fridge, cos it broke again.
0:07:20 > 0:07:27- That explains the tin!- What? - There'd be no fresh food, cos you didn't fix the fridge.
0:07:27 > 0:07:35Don't YOU make me feel guilty! Whose side are you on? Don't defend Thelma. It does not become you!
0:07:35 > 0:07:42Look, Bob - I am your friend and your fellow angler. My loyalties must lie with you!
0:07:44 > 0:07:48I don't feel guilty. Why should I feel guilty?
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Stop saying you don't feel guilty in that guilty voice!
0:07:52 > 0:07:59I've been married. I've been through it. I had a wife. I'm no stranger to misery.
0:07:59 > 0:08:04I will give you one piece of advice and from then on my lips are sealed.
0:08:04 > 0:08:11- What advice? - Well, early on, you set the pattern for the rest of your marriage.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Precedents are established.
0:08:13 > 0:08:19It is very important to make sure these precedents are in YOUR favour.
0:08:19 > 0:08:27You're only in the opening rounds, and at least you HAVE come away this weekend, and that is good.
0:08:27 > 0:08:34That's forced Thelma to accept that, from time to time, on occasion, you'll go off and do your own thing,
0:08:34 > 0:08:38whether it's fishing, football, or beer with the lads.
0:08:38 > 0:08:43I have a beer with you most nights. I've established that precedent.
0:08:43 > 0:08:51Quite right! Look at Norman Gordon! He hasn't been out since he married. He hasn't been near the Black Horse.
0:08:51 > 0:08:58He's a shadow of his old self - busy papering a back bedroom as we speak.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Alan Boyle's doing his crazy paving.
0:09:00 > 0:09:07Frank Clark's baby-sitting, and Barry Pringle's STILL converting his attic!
0:09:07 > 0:09:11He'll die in the attic. He's obsessed, withdrawn from life!
0:09:11 > 0:09:18Thelma met Pauline the other day. She said he never comes out. She sends meals up on a tray.
0:09:18 > 0:09:23If you were married to Pauline, YOU'D stay in the attic.
0:09:23 > 0:09:29- Is MY marriage like that? - No, you told me. It's full of "joy and merriment."
0:09:29 > 0:09:35So it is - mostly. But you're right. Precedents SHOULD be established.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39I'm glad I came away to assert my masculinity.
0:09:39 > 0:09:45She's perfectly able to go to Hartlepool alone, even in a violent age.
0:09:45 > 0:09:53She's perfectly able to make a meal, and look after herself for one weekend. I mean - what can happen?
0:09:53 > 0:09:59Well, if we're getting up at six, let's get some sleep. Good night.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10I said goodnight! What's up?
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Have you got 2p? I should ring her.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15SIGHS
0:10:43 > 0:10:48- Ta, love.- Did you have a good day? - Plenty of fresh air, not much else.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52A few tiddlers. Lost my touch - haven't done it for years.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- Keep your hand in! - It'll come back to me.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58You should start doing it regularly.
0:11:02 > 0:11:09- What were you two on about? - Fishing, I think, but you never know with her!
0:11:09 > 0:11:17- She keeps saying these things... - You'll get nothing there! - I gather you got through to Thelma.
0:11:17 > 0:11:24- What do you mean?- You're in a mood. Did you get through and wish you hadn't?
0:11:24 > 0:11:28- I dunno. Sometimes she really... - Bugs you?
0:11:28 > 0:11:33Yes! "What are you doing?" she says. "What do you think? We're fishing."
0:11:33 > 0:11:38What COULD I do, stuck in the Tyne in waders? Have sex with a trout?
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Well, we couldn't even land one!
0:11:42 > 0:11:46I said, "Dear heart, some occasions are for lads,
0:11:46 > 0:11:49"that just lads like doing."
0:11:49 > 0:11:53- What did she say?- "Yes, and I know what lads like doing!"
0:11:53 > 0:11:59I said, "This is just fresh air and fun and fishing, not fornication!"
0:11:59 > 0:12:03Right, kid, right... Look at that!
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- What?- Her, just come in. - Oh, yes. Not bad.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- Nice legs.- Yes, yes.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13- They're important, legs, in a woman. - Nice face, an' all.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17- Naughty little mouth. - Yes...very naughty!
0:12:19 > 0:12:26- Sorry, you were saying? - Thelma. When you and I are together, she assumes we chase other women.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Wives ALWAYS assume you're unfaithful.
0:12:30 > 0:12:35- We'd better get some fish tomorrow, or we won't have an alibi!- Alibi?!
0:12:35 > 0:12:40- We COULD go to Mac Fisheries.- Why do I need an alibi?- Men often do!
0:12:40 > 0:12:46I COULDN'T cheat on Thelma! That's what makes her insecurity so unfair.
0:12:46 > 0:12:51You wanted to go to the Wheatsheaf last week cos it was full of spare!
0:12:51 > 0:12:57That's different - chatting them up, and looking. I couldn't do the deed.
0:12:57 > 0:13:02Rubbish! No man can say no! It depends on the circumstances.
0:13:02 > 0:13:07- Given a chance, everyone would be at it!- Everyone's NOT at it!
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- I don't believe it!- What?
0:13:10 > 0:13:17Don't look now, but that girl over there... I've just seen the bloke she's with.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21- What of it? - It's Mr Chambers, Thelma's father.
0:13:21 > 0:13:26- THELMA'S FATHER!- Keep quiet! - I don't believe it.- It's her father.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Rubbish!
0:13:28 > 0:13:31- It's Thelma's father!- I told yer!
0:13:31 > 0:13:37- And the girl with the mouth and legs!- The very girl! - I don't believe it!
0:13:40 > 0:13:43The rascal! The cheeky old devil!
0:13:43 > 0:13:48- Would you believe it?- You think it's funny! You think it's funny!
0:13:48 > 0:13:53- I CAN see the funny side of it. - I think it's disgusting and tragic!
0:13:53 > 0:14:00There's nothing tragic about spending a weekend with her! She's not bad. You said so yourself.
0:14:00 > 0:14:04- I just can't believe it. - I told you everyone's at it!
0:14:04 > 0:14:11I know who she is! She was his temp, when everyone else had flu at work. She was his secretary.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14She looks a bit more permanent now.
0:14:14 > 0:14:19- There must be a rational solution. - Yes, he's a randy old devil!
0:14:19 > 0:14:25I've got it! Of course, of course! He went up Edinburgh, to a trade fair.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28He drove up on Thursday morning.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30What's she doing with him, then?
0:14:30 > 0:14:37- The building trade fair is business. He'd need a secretary! - Why not take his usual one?
0:14:37 > 0:14:42- Miss Avery's old and... - Unattractive?- Unattractive, yes, no.
0:14:42 > 0:14:49- She doesn't travel well. She gets carsick.- Why stop here? - It's on the way back from Edinburgh.
0:14:49 > 0:14:54- This isn't on the way back from Edinburgh!- It's the scenic route.
0:14:54 > 0:14:59Why stop here? He's only 35 minutes from the bosom of his family.
0:14:59 > 0:15:04He dropped in for some tea... while the puncture was mended.
0:15:04 > 0:15:09- What puncture?! - He probably had a puncture.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Scenic routes have such bad roads!
0:15:11 > 0:15:18- Dear me! What an imagination! - Pardon?- The way you worked it out. It's a masterpiece!
0:15:18 > 0:15:23- There's nothing to work out. It's perfectly logical.- All right.
0:15:23 > 0:15:31- Why don't you go over and say hello to your father-in-law?- You what? - What could be more natural?
0:15:31 > 0:15:39- You've run into your father-in-law returning from business. Won't you say hello?- Yes, of course I will.
0:15:39 > 0:15:46- Like hell you are! He's so guilty, he'd drop dead!- He has nothing to feel guilty about!- OK, come on!
0:15:46 > 0:15:50- Say hello to him.- All right! - We'll see.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Hello, Mr Chambers!
0:15:52 > 0:15:55- Oh, bloody hell!- I'm sorry!
0:15:55 > 0:16:03Did I give you a shock? I just said to Terry, there's Mr Chambers, on his way back from Edinburgh.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07He must be busy to need a secretary at the trade fair.
0:16:07 > 0:16:12He's having tea while they fix the puncture from the scenic route.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13What?
0:16:13 > 0:16:19Oh! We've been VERY busy. We've never stopped, have we, Beryl? I mean, Miss...
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Never stopped.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24We've never stopped...yes.
0:16:26 > 0:16:31- Why exactly are you here, Bob?- Terry and me are having a fishing weekend.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35- How about a refill, or are you off? - No! Yes!
0:16:35 > 0:16:39- We only came in because of... - The puncture?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- Yes.- Yes. - Yes to the refill, or the puncture?
0:16:42 > 0:16:47Oh, no, no! We must get back. We only popped in for a quick one.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50I sent your things up, Mr Mortimer.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Mortimer?!
0:17:06 > 0:17:09- Give us a brandy, pet.- Aye.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14- Did you enjoy your dinner? - Yes, thank you, very nice.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18I ate too much. I ate his - he couldn't eat anything.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- There.- Do you fancy one yourself?
0:17:22 > 0:17:25I think I might. I'm ready for it now.
0:17:28 > 0:17:34- Get through, did you?- No reply.- She must be out with a Japanese sailor!
0:17:36 > 0:17:42- A large brandy, please. - Put it on my bill, Valerie! - Thanks.- You need it.
0:17:42 > 0:17:49You can't drink on an empty stomach. There's a lot you can't do on an empty stomach.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54She keeps saying these things!
0:17:54 > 0:18:01- Let's sit down.- She's driving me mad! I might get lucky - nothing would surprise me now.
0:18:01 > 0:18:08Nor me - did you SEE George? Three tables from his son-in-law, sitting there bold as brass!
0:18:08 > 0:18:15- With his temp! Blatant! - He saw no point in leaving - the cat was out of the bag.
0:18:15 > 0:18:20- He'd been in Edinburgh, though, at the trade fair.- I never doubted it.
0:18:20 > 0:18:25- And she IS a good secretary - phenomenal shorthand.- Doubtless.
0:18:25 > 0:18:32I don't think this was arranged, you know, or premeditated. I think it was a moment of weakness.
0:18:32 > 0:18:37I'd say there have been several moments of weakness.
0:18:37 > 0:18:42- They DID seem to know each other well. I saw from where I was.- What?
0:18:42 > 0:18:47- She was touching his knee! - With her phenomenal short hand?
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Can't you see how traumatic it is?
0:18:51 > 0:18:56It could have terrible effects! He's my boss. I may lose my job.
0:18:56 > 0:19:01Lose your job?! I bet you've just got a directorship!
0:19:01 > 0:19:04How could he? With that girl?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Doesn't he think of Mrs Chambers?
0:19:06 > 0:19:09I'm SURE he thinks of Mrs Chambers.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11That's why he's here with that girl.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Ha, ha! Eh, lads, it's a small world!
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Aye, aye.
0:19:22 > 0:19:27- Yes, yes - bit of a coincidence! Do you mind if I sit down?- No, no.
0:19:27 > 0:19:34A whisky and soda, love, and give the lads a refill. Now, what was I saying?
0:19:34 > 0:19:39- Small world.- What? - Small world.- Oh, aye - small world!
0:19:39 > 0:19:43It's amazing... Why the hell are you here?
0:19:43 > 0:19:47Fishing - it's a fishing weekend! I was told about it.
0:19:47 > 0:19:54- I've come here for years. I never met anybody here before. - It was you who told me about it!
0:19:54 > 0:20:01Now don't get me wrong. When I say I've come here for years, it's not been under these circumstances.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05- There's not been a long line of Miss Atkinses!- No, no.
0:20:05 > 0:20:10We were working in Edinburgh - working very hard, in fact -
0:20:10 > 0:20:14- and things developed. - Moment of weakness!
0:20:14 > 0:20:17- What?- Moment of weakness, I expect.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21- Aye, a moment of weakness. - Due to overwork and strain.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Due to overwork and...strain.
0:20:24 > 0:20:31You're men of the world. You're married, Terry. You're married, Bob, yourself.
0:20:31 > 0:20:36- Yes - I'm married to your daughter! - What? Ah, now, don't get me wrong.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39I wasn't inferring for a second,
0:20:39 > 0:20:43but married men understand what these things are about.
0:20:43 > 0:20:51- Of course, Mr Chambers. We're only sorry if we spoiled your evening, eh, Bob?- Yes, we won't do it again.
0:20:51 > 0:20:57- Well, that's cleared the air. It has, hasn't it?- Nothing more to be said!
0:20:57 > 0:21:02- Thanks, love. Here we are. Here's to men!- And women, eh?
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Them, too - bless their cotton socks.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Oh!
0:21:09 > 0:21:17- Beryl, Miss Atkins - this is Terry. - Hello.- And I think you know Bob from the office.- I know the face.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- What'll you have, love? - An angel's kiss.
0:21:22 > 0:21:29- What's that?- A cocktail - creme de menthe on ice. It's called an angel's kiss.
0:21:29 > 0:21:35Is it now? Valerie, when you've a minute, can I have an angel's kiss?
0:21:35 > 0:21:38You may get a kiss, but I'm no angel!
0:21:40 > 0:21:43She keeps saying these things!
0:21:43 > 0:21:47- How's the fishing? Caught anything? - Not a thing!
0:21:47 > 0:21:50And we were up at half past six!
0:21:50 > 0:21:56- Somebody'll catch something soon. - What?- It's Thelma.- Oh, bloody hell!
0:21:56 > 0:22:00- Valerie - a cloth! - Dad, why are you here?
0:22:00 > 0:22:05Your mother's not with you? l No, I've come to see Bob.
0:22:05 > 0:22:10- Your dad's just back from Edinburgh. - Yes, back from Edinburgh.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Yes, he just dropped in for a puncture.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Yes, I just dropped in.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Yes, yes, he just "dropped" in.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22I'll stay over to fish with the lads.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26- I see - small world! - Yes! Sit down, Thelma!
0:22:26 > 0:22:30- Sit down, love. - What are you doing here, darling?
0:22:30 > 0:22:36- I came up to see you.- All this way? - It's only half an hour at night.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39- Why did you come? - We'll come to that later.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46I'm Thelma. Bob's wife, Thelma Ferris.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Oh, hello!
0:22:48 > 0:22:51This is Terry's friend.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57Won't you introduce us, Terry?
0:22:57 > 0:23:01Yes, yes, of course. This is...er...er...
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- Beryl. - Yes! This is my friend...Beryl.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07I'm sorry. Are you with Terry?
0:23:07 > 0:23:14I thought it was boys' weekend. Didn't you say, "There are things lads do together?" I misunderstood!
0:23:14 > 0:23:18It is, it is - it's just the lads. Just Terry and me.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20And Beryl.
0:23:22 > 0:23:29- Beryl's not here for the fishing. Beryl's here for... - Yes, I can imagine.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33- Why are you here, Thelma? - I came, Dad,
0:23:33 > 0:23:37because Bob and I have battled on the phone for two days.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41One of us had to make the effort, so I borrowed Brenda's car.
0:23:41 > 0:23:46I drove here to say sorry, because I felt I hadn't been entirely fair.
0:23:46 > 0:23:53Darling, what can I say? You drove miles to say sorry? You could've rung!
0:23:53 > 0:23:57I didn't mean that, I didn't mean it at all.
0:23:57 > 0:24:02I mean, you didn't even owe me an apology! Fancy coming all this way!
0:24:02 > 0:24:08- And having to drive back! - Well, I won't stay! I won't spoil boys' weekend!
0:24:09 > 0:24:12- Do stay, please. - I wouldn't dream of it.
0:24:12 > 0:24:19I think it's very considerate to let the lads have a weekend on their own.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23- I admire that in a woman! - Have a drink before you go, Thelma.
0:24:23 > 0:24:28- You can't wait, any of you! I'm off. - No, darling, stay, please.
0:24:28 > 0:24:33- Stay, I insist. It'd be fantastic if you stayed.- No, no.- Please.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37OK. If you insist. I'll get my overnight bag.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51- What do you want? - My toothbrush, thanks, and my book.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Hang on a minute.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03- Here you are.- You've lost my place!
0:25:03 > 0:25:07- Is Thelma OK? - Yes, keep your voice down.
0:25:07 > 0:25:14- Has George gone?- No - he wouldn't leave me alone with Beryl. It's ruined my chance with Valerie!
0:25:14 > 0:25:20- What chance?- What chance?! She said, "My annexe is very self-contained!"
0:25:20 > 0:25:27- What's special about that? - The way she said it. Her annexe! So near and yet so far.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31Don't complain! You're with Beryl - officially!
0:25:35 > 0:25:39Are you all right, darling? Fancy a cup of tea?
0:25:39 > 0:25:43- I must have been blind!- Pardon?
0:25:43 > 0:25:48I must be blind not to realise at once what's going on here.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51- Realise?- Terry's not with that girl.
0:25:51 > 0:25:58- He is! That's his friend - Beryl. - I may be blind, but I'm not a fool. I realise the situation.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02- You realise?- I realise. - The situation?- The situation.
0:26:02 > 0:26:06Well, I realise what a shock it must be to you, Thelma.
0:26:06 > 0:26:11Don't think I don't - but men are men, and these things happen.
0:26:11 > 0:26:17- These things happen?! How many other girls have you brought here? - What, me?!
0:26:17 > 0:26:20It's obvious Beryl's here with you!
0:26:20 > 0:26:26- I swear!- Don't lie! You're covering up! Terry didn't even know her name!
0:26:26 > 0:26:30Terry doesn't always ask their names.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33We only just married! How could you?
0:26:33 > 0:26:37- Where are you going?- To my father. - Don't go in there!
0:26:37 > 0:26:41- I beg of you!- Don't touch me! - Take my word for it.
0:26:41 > 0:26:46- You may see something that'll haunt you all your life.- Leave me alone.
0:26:46 > 0:26:50- Daddy? - Hello, Thelma, can't you sleep?
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Dad, how could you? Thelma!
0:26:52 > 0:26:57Don't jump to conclusions! There's nothing between Terry and me.
0:26:57 > 0:27:03I mean covering for Bob. If Terry's with that girl, he'd be with her now.
0:27:03 > 0:27:08- What on earth's all the commotion? - I know you're with my husband!
0:27:09 > 0:27:14- Will someone tell her I'm not?! - He's not. I'll explain.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17- Beryl - Miss Atkins...! - I'm with him!
0:27:17 > 0:27:22Only he kept chatting up the barmaid, so I locked him out,
0:27:22 > 0:27:25but I just came to say all is forgiven.
0:27:30 > 0:27:36Yes, well, if you'll excuse me, Mr Chambers, I think I'll say goodnight.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Goodnight!
0:27:39 > 0:27:43- Goodnight, Thelma, Robert. Sweet dreams.- Goodnight.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48After you, er...
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Beryl!
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Oh, dear.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58I've made a fool of myself tonight.
0:27:58 > 0:28:02- There, there, darling. - I really DID come to apologise.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05I know, I know - it doesn't matter.
0:28:07 > 0:28:15- I suppose I didn't trust you enough. - Without a bit of trust, where are we? Learn to respect my word.
0:28:15 > 0:28:22Give me the benefit of the doubt. I may have weaknesses, but chasing other women isn't one of them.
0:28:29 > 0:28:33BARMAID: Aren't you coming to the annexe?
0:28:33 > 0:28:35Oh! Pardon me!
0:28:35 > 0:28:38She thought I was Terry!
0:29:01 > 0:29:07Intelfax Subtitles by Julia Watts for BBC Subtitling, 1995