0:00:05 > 0:00:08Yeah, that's it, mate, bathroom's done.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11Good. For once, Emma wasn't wrong, you guys work fast.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14- Oh, thanks.- Sorry, do you mind not coming in? You're all dusty.
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Oh, yeah, sorry.
0:00:15 > 0:00:21Oh, now, that's what I'm talking about. And the channel's called Dave, like a bloke's name. "Dave!"
0:00:21 > 0:00:23- Genius.- Yeah.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26- Mind the door frame.- Oh, sorry.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Well, you know, if I can just get paid, I'll be on my way.
0:00:29 > 0:00:33As we said, it's 1,007 but, you know, we'll just call it a grand.
0:00:33 > 0:00:34Yeah.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Oi... Dusty.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Sorry, sorry.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43The thing is, that work...
0:00:43 > 0:00:45it's just not worth a grand, mate.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49So I'm just gonna give you 600.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54No. No, come on, you knew the cost, my work's been excellent.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58- Apart from what I caught your assistant doing in the bathroom. - I apologised about that.
0:00:58 > 0:01:03- I think he has some kind of problem. He's not been back since, though. - 600 quid, take it or leave it.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05No, it's not happening. It's the full amount or nothing.
0:01:07 > 0:01:13- Look, I know bathrooms, mate, and that ain't worth a grand.- Well, at least give me the 250 for the bath.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16- So now you're bartering yourself down from 600 to 250?- Yeah.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20No... Look, just stop, stop, right. Just pay me what you owe me.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- Which, as I see it, is 600 quid. - Plus VAT.- No.
0:01:23 > 0:01:24You know you can't do this?
0:01:24 > 0:01:28No contract. I can do whatever I like.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30600 quid, final offer.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- What are you gonna do? - "What are you gonna do?"
0:01:34 > 0:01:36I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Again?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Yes, Darren, we got ripped off again.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Well, I'm not getting less, my cut's the same.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- No, you get a cut of what we earn and we earned 600 quid.- 1,007 quid.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59- Why should I pay for your mistakes? - What, the bathroom incident?
0:01:59 > 0:02:01That was an invasion of privacy, you can't blame me.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- I'm getting my full cut, mate.- Fine.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Ha! You're a pushover. Wouldn't have happened with your dad.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12- Here we go.- People respected him. - I'm trying to do things my way, all right?
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Just pull over here.- What? - Could you just pull over?- What? Why?
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- Just do it!- For God's sake, Darren! TYRES SQUEAL
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Seriously, too easy.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26You wa...! PHONE RINGS
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- Hello?- Again?- Dad, listen.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35You let yourself be ripped off again. Stand up for yourself, man.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- How do you even know? - Darren texted me.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- Oh, yeah, of course he did. - Wouldn't have happened on my watch.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Oh, yeah, I know, so I keep being told.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Well, what are you gonna do about it?
0:02:43 > 0:02:47- Nothing. What can I do?- 'You can start by showing them who's boss.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- 'Get some respect.'- I'm sorry, Dad, I'm going to have to call you back.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51'Don't be a pushov...!'
0:02:55 > 0:02:57What? Oh, this is Irene.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Irene, Ollie. She's gonna hang out for a bit, all right?
0:03:00 > 0:03:03- No, she's not.- Yes, she is. - No, she's not.- She's fun.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- She's about 90.- Oi!
0:03:05 > 0:03:09I'm right here. I'm not completely deaf.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10Darren, she's not coming.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Was that Tony on the phone? How's he doing?
0:03:13 > 0:03:17Has he still got the moustache? Oh, I love a man with a moustache.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Darren, could I have a word with you outside?
0:03:25 > 0:03:28- Where's she come from? - The old people's home.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Me and my dad used to work there, not so much any more, but I still hang out.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- At an old people's home?- Yeah, man, they got loads of stories.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38This one guy, Angus, he once punched Vera Lynn.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- No, he didn't.- Well, he said she was asking for it, apparently.
0:03:41 > 0:03:46- We're not taking Irene with us. - But look at her, she's brilliant.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51- Listen, she's not coming.- She is.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53No, she's not. Listen to me...
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Not today, not ever. You understand?
0:03:59 > 0:04:02See? He's a pushover.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06- Come on, squash in. Squash in. - Do you mind? I'm driving here.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07There you are.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Three Amigos.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Oh, sort him out! His face looks like an arse eating a lemon.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- Yeah, he's pissed off cos earlier a client didn't pay the full whack.- Again?
0:04:18 > 0:04:24If someone had tried to half-pay one of my girls, I'd have had them knee-capped.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Yes, well things aren't like what they used to be. You can't just...
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- What do you mean, one of your girls? - Stories.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33People don't respect you, I can tell.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35You've either got it or you ain't.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Your dad, he had it.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Darren, he's got it.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42You, I don't think so.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44You want respect, I'll show you respect. Watch this!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Oi, oi, oi, there he is.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- Go on, show him who's boss.- I will.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01I will!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11ENGINE STOPS
0:05:13 > 0:05:15What are we doing?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Don't know.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Why aren't you moving?
0:05:20 > 0:05:24He's not a T-rex. You know he can see you, right?
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Well, come on. Do something.- I am!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Oh, don't tell me your big plan is just to park here.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Shh, shh, shh.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37All right there, mate?
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Yep, fine, thank you.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42You're blocking my drive.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Yep.- Oh. Oh, OK.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Well done. Very good.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49You've earned your testicles.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52I need to get my car out.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Move your van.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Hello, I need to book a taxi into town.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Yeah, 15 Milner Drive.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Two minutes?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Perfecto.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09See? Doesn't bother me.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Oh, it bothers you, you just don't know it yet.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Oh, your gran's getting involved. I AM scared now.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16She's not his gran, dickhead.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Girlfriend? I really don't care, just move your van.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- Give me my money.- I'm sorry, what?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Say that again, I didn't quite hear you.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28He said give him his money, prick!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Oh, potty mouth. - CAR HORN BEEPS
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Ah, my chariot awaits.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Don't be here when I get back.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Go on, don't let him get away.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42I'm not. He's gonna need his car.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Oh, yes, and when he does...
0:06:44 > 0:06:47He's got out.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48I'm making a stand, right?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50As long as it takes.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Let's see what he's got.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57This is going to be a rubbish day out!
0:07:02 > 0:07:04PHONE RINGS
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- Hello?- 'Hi, Ollie, it's Liz. I've got Emma here.'
0:07:10 > 0:07:12- Are you on speakerphone?- Hi, Ollie.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- Hello, ladies.- Did you say it was OK for Emma to put some stuff on your account?
0:07:16 > 0:07:20- Er, no.- Well, I thought you'd have a discount or something.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24- Yeah, you'd have thought, wouldn't you?- I just need to buy a spirit level.- 9.99.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26It's fine, Liz, just put it on my tab.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Oh, I need a new broom as well for home.
0:07:28 > 0:07:33- Oh, all right. - And a mini fire extinguisher for the restaurant.
0:07:36 > 0:07:41- 42.98. That OK?- Yeah, it's OK.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42- It's fine.- Great, thanks Ollie. Good luck with the bathroom.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45'All right, thanks, love...'
0:07:46 > 0:07:47Bye, Liz.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- Cheeky bitch.- Told you.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54You're a pushover, mate.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57- How can you say that. Look what I'm doing!- You are.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Irene...
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Hey, Irene.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Irene.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17She's cold, man.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20You what?
0:08:20 > 0:08:22I think she's...
0:08:28 > 0:08:31- Boo!- Oh, good Jesus!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33It's not funny! That's cruel.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37- I thought you were dead.- I WILL die if we stay here much longer.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39He's not even home.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Yeah, congratulations, you've made a stand against a house.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- Not a man, a house. - We're getting our money.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48You shouldn't eat those, you know.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50What? You said no more fast food.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- It's not fast food. - You should make your own.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- I don't know how.- It's a sandwich.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00It's bread, then something, then bread. How can you not do that?
0:09:00 > 0:09:04I didn't have to before, me and your dad always got a pie or a burger...
0:09:04 > 0:09:10He can't make a sandwich, you can't get paid, it's a hopeless situation.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13- All right, Gordon.- Hello, Darren.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Irene.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Er...- I'm Ollie, I'm Tony's son, I took over the business.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Oh, right you are.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24Look, I don't mean to be funny but are you aware that you've parked over a driveway?
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- Yes, I am, I'm doing it on purpose. - He's doing it on purpose.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29It's loads of fun(!)
0:09:29 > 0:09:35We did some work for him and he only paid us 600 quid, it should have been a grand, so I'm making a stand.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Oh, stunning!
0:09:37 > 0:09:41Once more unto the breach, dear friends. Yeah!
0:09:41 > 0:09:45Ah, the man's a monster, you know, loud parties...
0:09:45 > 0:09:48and I'm convinced he's the one that stole Jan's bin from number 7.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50We'll get the bin back as well.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Ah, good for you, Bobby!
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- No, it's Ollie.- Well, chin up.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59Your honour calls you hence and all the gods go with you.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- Thank you.- Darren.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Irene. And Bobby.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Ollie.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Oh, I'm done.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- Darren, can you take me home?- Yeah.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Whoa, whoa, whoa!
0:10:17 > 0:10:20What about the protest?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22I'll come back tomorrow.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24She is very old, I should take her home.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27All right, go on, go on, take her back, then.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Make her sound like a puppy at Christmas.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Hey, Darren, it's not a day off.
0:10:31 > 0:10:36Right, you put that old lady right back where you found here, all right, and come straight back here, Darren.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Do you hear me? It's not a day off.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- Do you really wanna go back to the home?- No.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Let's go have some fun!
0:10:52 > 0:10:55KLAXON BLARES
0:11:10 > 0:11:12My balloons! My balloons!
0:11:21 > 0:11:24ARGH! Oh, you pervert!
0:11:25 > 0:11:29You are disgusting! You are less than nothing! You're disgusting!
0:11:35 > 0:11:37TOOT!
0:11:40 > 0:11:46I tell you what, Irene. If I've got to grow old, then I'm going to do it like you - disgracefully.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Drinks. Drinks!
0:11:48 > 0:11:51THEY look like they've got some booze.
0:11:51 > 0:11:56Yeah, they definitely have. Right, here's the plan.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59You distract them and I'll go...
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Irene? ..Irene?!
0:12:14 > 0:12:17I didn't know how you took it, so I guessed.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Handyman... white, two sugars?
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- Just white, please.- Oh, OK.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Don't panic. Plenty more on the go.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29It's white with none.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35Ah, there you go. White with none. Do you need a toilet?
0:12:35 > 0:12:37If you do, Malcolm said he'd take over for a bit.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Yeah, yeah. That's great, thank you.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Step this way. That's Malcolm...
0:12:41 > 0:12:46an accountant by trade, made redundant when the market crashed, poor bugger.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48That's my wife, Doreen.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52- Hello.- We're retired. And that's Chris, our postman.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56He loves a good adventure, so he refuses to miss out on this. And there's Joan from number 7.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- Oh, the one with the stolen bin? - Yeah, that's right.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Ollie, I got...
0:13:01 > 0:13:03All right?
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Over here.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09- I've lost Irene.- She's probably just got bored of you and gone home.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12She's an 82-year-old lady we've stolen from a home. I need the van.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14You can't have the van!
0:13:14 > 0:13:18- What do you mean, stolen?- Well, she's not technically allowed out.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22- What?- Well, she gets lonely and she wants to have fun sometimes.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26Well, you'll have to find her. Yeah, you got her out, you go and find her.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28I mean, Maplebury's tiny. Just go to places where old people go.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30You haven't got a clue, have you?
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Darren...
0:13:40 > 0:13:42- Here he is.- You still here?
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Well, you've had your fun, time to move on.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48No work today, Malcolm?
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Listen, we're not going nowhere, right, until you give me what you owe me.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Move your van or I'm calling the police, you hear?
0:13:54 > 0:13:58- The police.- We're going nowhere. Yeah, that's it, go on!
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Go on, go settle in, you little git!
0:14:01 > 0:14:05Don't you worry, Gordon, we're getting to him.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Brilliant, perfect timing.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Uncle Phil will be back at 4, you're on your own till then.
0:14:13 > 0:14:18- What? No, I can't.- Hang on, you promised, you're meant to be covering while I do my exam.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- Yeah, but I've lost my mate, Irene, she's gone missing.- Oh, her?
0:14:21 > 0:14:22She was being thrown out the offie earlier.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24- She stole a load of gin. Crazy bitch.- Which way did she go?
0:14:24 > 0:14:27I don't know. That way?
0:14:27 > 0:14:32Darren, no! My exam! ..Oh, Darren!
0:14:34 > 0:14:37PHONE RINGS
0:14:37 > 0:14:44- All right, dad.- I've got a job for you this afternoon in Latimer Gardens, quick as you can.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46No, no, I can't. I'm making a stand.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Well, why didn't you say?
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- Yeah, yeah, I'm getting our money back.- Good for you!
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Get some respect!
0:14:53 > 0:14:57- Do you need any help?- Ah, no. No, I'm more than OK for help, thanks.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04See you in a bit.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Listen, here, I've been talking to Carol and Martin, they're looking to have some painting done.
0:15:07 > 0:15:12- Are you free next week?- Yeah, I've got to look at my dad's books but, yeah, I think I've got a few spaces.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16I wouldn't bother if I were you. Shoddy workman.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19I've called Emma, by the way, told her the bathroom's a disaster.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23- Doesn't matter if it is. - It's not shoddy, I did a great job.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24The point is, whether the work is shoddy or not...
0:15:24 > 0:15:26It's not shoddy.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28..you still owe him money.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32I paid him £600. £600, as agreed.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34- You liar!- So what if I am?
0:15:34 > 0:15:37You can't prove anything!
0:15:37 > 0:15:42This was a nice area, an area where people cared, and then YOU moved in with your all-night parties,
0:15:42 > 0:15:47your bright pink shirts and your penis extension of a car, flouncing around showing all your bling
0:15:47 > 0:15:53and acting all dangerous when we all know you haven't earned a penny, it's all inheritance
0:15:53 > 0:15:59or Daddy's credit card. So listen up, Paris Hilton, we're not going to stand for this any more.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03You pay this man his money, give this lady her bin back and start acting
0:16:03 > 0:16:05like a member of this community.
0:16:05 > 0:16:12Or perhaps it's time for you to move on, you enormous steaming shithead.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14- OTHERS:- Yeah!
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Oh, my God, did I rush that?
0:16:21 > 0:16:23No, it was incredible.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25I've been practising that for weeks, I never thought I'd get to say it.
0:16:25 > 0:16:31Well done, you. Very good, but it's a bit late now, isn't it?
0:16:31 > 0:16:33SIREN WAILS
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- Shit, is this legal?- Well, I...
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Sling it, Malcolm.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59All right, boss?
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Liz, why are you dressed like that? You work in a hardware store.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06- I'm a police officer. - Community Support Officer.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08- Part time.- It's not real police.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Yes, thank you, Officer Orsom.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Hey, don't laugh.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16That's my actual name, I'm Martin Orsom, it's O-R-S-O-M.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- Sorry.- Tell him about your granddad.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22He was head of a Navy boat in the war.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Captain Orsom!
0:17:25 > 0:17:27- How brilliant is that?! - Can you take this seriously please?
0:17:27 > 0:17:31He's grading me today, it's my policing proficiency test.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Apparently that makes him Johnny Big Bollocks!
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Don't even think about writing that down.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Since when you have started all this?
0:17:37 > 0:17:42I'm branching out. You don't think I'm satisfied at just the hardware store and the swimming pool, do you?
0:17:42 > 0:17:45I'm a lifeguard, Tuesday and Thursday nights.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47You know that.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50All right, Martin. Jesus!
0:17:50 > 0:17:54Have you parked here on purpose, sir?
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Yes, yes, I have. That OK? I'm making a stand. A customer ripped me off.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59What, again?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Come on, Liz, please.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04OK.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07I'm sorry, sir, but unless you move the van, under Section 21...
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- Um...- 22.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13- Um...- 23? 24? 25? 24a?
0:18:13 > 0:18:17..Section 24a of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act of 19...um...
0:18:19 > 0:18:22- 84.- ..84...- Yes.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24..I will be forced to take you in.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28OTHERS SHOUT IN PROTEST
0:18:29 > 0:18:31NOW look!
0:18:31 > 0:18:34I want these people off my lawn.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Nobody's ON the lawn.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40- It's just you, me and the gnomes. - I haven't got gnomes.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Well, you should, they'd look nice.
0:18:42 > 0:18:46Just do your job and get that wanker and his van away from my house!
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Shouldn't have said that.
0:18:50 > 0:18:55Martin, this guy just offered to sell me drugs.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58- We'll have to take him in. - OTHERS CHEER
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Get out!- All right! - Go on, out of here.- All right.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05- Get out!- She started the fight?
0:19:05 > 0:19:07She's 82. What, she smashed a TV?
0:19:07 > 0:19:12- Yeah, she did. If she's your mate, YOU pay for it!- All right, all right.
0:19:12 > 0:19:17Oi! You can't blame me, I didn't talk the strippers into striking!
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Irene, where the bloody hell are you?
0:19:25 > 0:19:28People like him, they think they can walk all over the little people.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31He's turned it into a war with our community,
0:19:31 > 0:19:33but the community is fighting back.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!
0:19:48 > 0:19:50What are you doing?
0:19:50 > 0:19:52This guy's a dick.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54- He ripped off Ollie. - Yeah, I wasn't talking to you, Liz.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56- What happened? - He ripped me off, Emma.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Was I pointing at you? No.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01So wait until I am and then you can talk. What happened?
0:20:01 > 0:20:03He blocked my drive and now he won't move.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05And he smudged my wall.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07OK.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- You, go.- How do you even know him?
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- He's my friend. - Think I'm a little more than that.
0:20:12 > 0:20:13Shh! It's Ollie's turn.
0:20:13 > 0:20:18- He's thinking of investing in Care of the Dog.- It's a really brilliant idea for a franchise.- Thank you.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21- Thank you.- Is that the place with food aimed at people with hangovers?
0:20:21 > 0:20:24- Did I say you could talk? - I'm the police.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Good for you. Trying to sort this out. Move your van.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29- Your stupid boyfriend there owes me money.- He's not my boyfriend.
0:20:29 > 0:20:34- Not what he said. - Sorry, are you still going to do those bacon and cheese parcels?
0:20:34 > 0:20:38- Find a way to end this now. - Talk to HIM!- The point Bobby is trying to make is this,
0:20:38 > 0:20:40- people like your boyfriend... - He's not my boyfriend.
0:20:40 > 0:20:46..people like him have no friends here. If he was just honest, we could end it all now.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47- Did you pay him?- Yes.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50OTHERS SHOUT IN PROTEST
0:20:50 > 0:20:52All of it?
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Oh, my God, this isn't Trisha!
0:20:55 > 0:20:56You, in the house, I'll deal with you in a minute.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59You, in the van, now.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Why is he always doing things like this?
0:21:09 > 0:21:12I think it's because he's a prick.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15You know that, don't you? It's his fault. I mean, you think
0:21:15 > 0:21:18I'm the type of person who can just make all this happen by accident?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25All right, fair enough.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28This is all out of control, isn't it?
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Perhaps if you get the police involved?
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Yeah, why not? They're over there eating hot dogs.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Oh...
0:21:42 > 0:21:45It's never going to get sorted, is it?
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Emma, are you coming in?
0:21:50 > 0:21:53PROTESTERS LAUGH
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Oi, Captain Orsom, shouldn't you be stopping that?
0:21:57 > 0:22:00That was my granddad, I'm... Do you know what, it doesn't matter.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- Ah!- Orsom!- Right! I'm the police, you can't just...
0:22:03 > 0:22:05- Come here, you.- Oi!
0:22:05 > 0:22:07All right, everyone, let's all just calm down, OK?
0:22:07 > 0:22:10We're going way too far. I'm going to put an end to this now.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14I'm going to be the bigger man and go and talk to him.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17THEY CHEER
0:22:17 > 0:22:22Listen, will you all please just do nothing, OK?
0:22:22 > 0:22:23- ALL:- OK.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27Do you think your disciples are going to be all right without you?
0:22:27 > 0:22:30- THEY CHANT:- Ollie, Ollie, Ollie, Ollie, Ollie, Ollie, Ollie...
0:22:30 > 0:22:33I'll try.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36This is your moment, Bobby.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38This is your time.
0:22:38 > 0:22:42Follow your spirit and upon this charged cry,
0:22:42 > 0:22:46God for Harry, England and Saint George!
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Did we get it?
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Did we win? Has he paid you the full amount?
0:23:33 > 0:23:37People of Maplebury,
0:23:37 > 0:23:40all I will say is this...
0:23:41 > 0:23:45..we don't have £600 any more!
0:23:45 > 0:23:48THEY CHEER
0:23:54 > 0:23:57We have...
0:23:57 > 0:23:59800!
0:24:04 > 0:24:06£800, he gave us 800.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08- PROTESTERS:- Aw...!
0:24:08 > 0:24:12No, but it's... it's 200 more than he wanted to pay.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14It's 200 less than the thousand.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16- But it's good.- Waste of time.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20Because it's more than he wanted to pay. We did it, we won.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22- Rubbish!- Where you going?
0:24:22 > 0:24:26No, no. Wait, just...
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Hey, we're still on for all them jobs we booked in, aren't we?
0:24:29 > 0:24:33Gordon... we did it, we won.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36We believed in you!
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Irene?
0:25:03 > 0:25:04Irene?
0:25:04 > 0:25:07- Whee!- Irene!- Dazza!
0:25:07 > 0:25:10- I've been telling them all about you.- Are you OK?
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Fine, fine.
0:25:12 > 0:25:18He and these young gentlemen have been pulling some phat moves. Gin?
0:25:18 > 0:25:21No. Do you think it's funny to use a lost old lady for booze?
0:25:21 > 0:25:25Oh, chill out, granddad, I'm fine. Well looked after.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28You're an 82-year-old lady.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30You shouldn't be hanging around with kids.
0:25:30 > 0:25:34- You shouldn't be hanging around with...- You.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Yeah, me.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38All right, in a bit, Irene.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41- Farewell, my lovelies. - See you later.- See you later.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44It's OK, you know.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47You were doing such a sweet thing.
0:25:47 > 0:25:48I don't get out much.
0:25:48 > 0:25:52But where did you go? I was worried.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54- I- don't know.
0:25:54 > 0:25:59This old noggin ain't what it used to be. Hmm.
0:25:59 > 0:26:03Just making memories while I still can.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07That's my excuse. What's yours?
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Nothing.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Same as you, I'm just having fun while I can.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15SHE BURPS
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Oh! Sorry, the gin always gets me like that.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32All right, Spartacus?
0:26:33 > 0:26:35No uniform?
0:26:35 > 0:26:39Yeah, I failed.
0:26:39 > 0:26:43- Where is everyone? I went and got your dad, I thought he'd be well proud of you.- My dad's here?
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Yeah, he's checking over the van, making sure you've not damaged it.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49You got the money, then?
0:26:49 > 0:26:51I got 800.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54- Jesus!- Is he still not home? He's been out for ages.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Doesn't matter any more, Darren.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Why? Did you give up, did you? Wimpy time?
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Hey, I think you did really well.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Why are we still here? Let's go to the pub.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08I don't get it, Dad.
0:27:08 > 0:27:12I mean, how do you deal with someone like that?
0:27:12 > 0:27:14How do you make them respect you?
0:27:14 > 0:27:17Piece of piss.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Watch and learn, son, watch and learn.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28HE RINGS DOORBELL
0:27:30 > 0:27:33- Hello?- Hello!
0:27:38 > 0:27:39Thank you very much.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47And that is how you get respect.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53We should go now.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06Right, let's go!
0:28:09 > 0:28:11TYRES SQUEAL
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