The Break Up

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0:00:12 > 0:00:13Cheeky...

0:00:13 > 0:00:15Unbelievable.

0:00:17 > 0:00:20You won't believe what I've just seen him doing.

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Spitting!

0:00:22 > 0:00:23I hate people who spit.

0:00:23 > 0:00:24What are you doing?

0:00:24 > 0:00:27Looking for something to eat.

0:00:27 > 0:00:28Do I like Oxtail soup?

0:00:28 > 0:00:29How do I know?

0:00:29 > 0:00:31You claim to know everything about food.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33I don't know what you like Put it back.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Only if I find something better.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Oh look, here he is.

0:00:37 > 0:00:38Look at him here.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41Look at them overalls he's wearing.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Oh, they're quite practical. They've got loads of pockets.

0:00:44 > 0:00:48Look at him, he's loving it.

0:00:48 > 0:00:49He's such a tart.

0:00:49 > 0:00:53- And what's with that earpiece thing? - He gives them to all his staff.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55EASTERN EUROPEAN ACCENT: Hello, hello, hello.

0:00:55 > 0:00:59I get you earpiece so I can keep in contact at all times.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02- Bit racist. - That's how he sounds, isn't it?

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Are you still making dinner for Emma tonight?

0:01:04 > 0:01:05Yes I am, yes.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Why don't you go and do that and I'll finish up here.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10All right, you can have the soup.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13No, it's not that. I just want to get this finished.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Get it done early, I get more time with Chanel on the weekend.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24You know what?

0:01:24 > 0:01:27You might just turn out to be a good Dad after all.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Want me to stay and help? - No, you get off.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32I'm proud of you, man.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Yeah, all right, I'll see you in a bit.

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Hello.

0:01:46 > 0:01:47Janice? Who's Janice?

0:01:49 > 0:01:51You want to do what to me?

0:01:51 > 0:01:53I've got the wrong phone. Darren!

0:01:56 > 0:01:58I picked up your phone by mistake.

0:01:59 > 0:02:00Darren?

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Janice is waiting!

0:02:12 > 0:02:13Oh, my god!

0:02:21 > 0:02:24The dirty little bastard's cheating on me!

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Uncle Phil, I'm done for the day.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36The till's balanced, and the orders are done.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40I've put the new Cheryl Cole album in your Bob Marley box.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Our secret OK?

0:02:45 > 0:02:46All right?

0:02:46 > 0:02:50Yeah, fine, why wouldn't I be?

0:02:50 > 0:02:53I need some silicone sealant, please.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55OK.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01- Just, you seem a little bit... - I'm being cheated on, Liz.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Cheated on. I've just seen it with my own eyes.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Emma's cheating on you?

0:03:05 > 0:03:07No, Darren. Darren is...

0:03:07 > 0:03:09OK.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12I gave him so much, I turn my back and he's with someone else.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Who?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17The Poles. The Polish.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20If I'm not giving him something, you tell me, tell me.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22That's a bit Brokeback Mountain.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25- It's not funny. I'm a victim here. - Top Gun.

0:03:25 > 0:03:26Did you know?

0:03:26 > 0:03:29What? No!

0:03:29 > 0:03:32It'll be money, won't it? Work's been quiet.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38Ever since that baby's come along, we've grown more and more distant.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42It's just the thought of him with someone else, makes me feel sick.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46Yeah, OK, OK, but we don't know that that's the truth.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Maybe you should talk to him.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50See what he's got to say.

0:03:53 > 0:03:54Yeah...

0:03:54 > 0:03:57maybe you're right.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Thank you.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Anytime.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Uncle Phil, I'm leaving, I've...

0:04:08 > 0:04:09Hi.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Hi, Liz. Hi, Ollie.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12- Hi, Phil.- You've been out?

0:04:12 > 0:04:16Obviously. Stupid girl.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Have you been talking to yourself all this time?- No.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22- You've been talking to yourself all day.- Go and talk to Darren!

0:04:22 > 0:04:25OK, just don't talk to yourself, you look a bit loopy.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36All right?

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Hey, turns out I do like oxtail soup.

0:04:40 > 0:04:41Get in the van, Darren.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52I've got your phone.

0:05:05 > 0:05:06What did you do last night?

0:05:06 > 0:05:10Nothing. Worked late, ate some pizza, played some computer games.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Anything else?

0:05:12 > 0:05:16Do you mean, did I crack one out? I didn't realise you wanted to know.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17In future, I'll keep a diary.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Dear Diary, didn't have a wank last night.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21Ollie will be disappointed.

0:05:29 > 0:05:30I saw you, Darren.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34I saw you next door.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37I came back and I saw you with him.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40And did you think...?

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Ollie, I was borrowing some tools.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45You left with the van, I needed some stuff, so I asked Andrzej.

0:05:45 > 0:05:46You were doing work, Darren.

0:05:46 > 0:05:52Yes. I needed to try the tools out to make sure they were OK.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Did you think...? You did, didn't you?

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Ollie, seriously, I was just borrowing some tools.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Totally paranoid, sorry.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05- Don't worry about it. - I should've trusted you.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06That's stupid, that.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07Don't worry about it.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10- I'm going to have a fag. - I should've trusted you.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12- I'm sorry, mate. - Don't worry about it.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26OK? Listen, listen, we're all right, aren't we?

0:06:28 > 0:06:32I'm not very good at this kind of stuff, I know that.

0:06:32 > 0:06:36I just... you've got to understand why I wasn't happy?

0:06:36 > 0:06:40- Yeah, totally. Totally - Yeah? Come on, then.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44- Really?- Yeah, come on, let's hug it out.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Listen, I'm sorry I didn't trust you, OK?

0:06:46 > 0:06:49- I'm sorry I'm this close to your body.- What's this here?

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Easy.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Oh, man, this is just like the one Andrzej was wearing.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Oh, my god.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04He gave you this, didn't he? You lied to me.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06No, I didn't.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08You lied to me, man. How could you do that?

0:07:08 > 0:07:09I didn't want you to find out.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Yes, you did, you wanted me to see. Why him?

0:07:12 > 0:07:14You could've worked in a shop? In a pub?

0:07:14 > 0:07:16I'm banned from everywhere but The Oak.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19This mean anything to you? Me and you?

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Doesn't mean anything, does it?

0:07:21 > 0:07:24I need the cash to pay off my credit cards, simple.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Just answer me this.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Was it a one off?

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Are you going to work for him again?

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Darren, I need to know.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42Tonight, I'm working again, tonight.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46That's it. That's it.

0:07:46 > 0:07:47You choose, right. Him or me?

0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Come on, we can work it out. - No, we can't, I'm drawing a line.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53Call it a fence. Which side do you want to be on?

0:07:53 > 0:07:54This side or that side?

0:07:54 > 0:07:58- Ollie, please don't make me do this. - Him or me, Darren?

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Who's it going to be?

0:08:02 > 0:08:03Fine.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Just remember, this was your decision.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13See you later.

0:08:21 > 0:08:22I'll use the gate.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Tell your Dad, I'm sorry.

0:08:30 > 0:08:31Darren...

0:08:35 > 0:08:37We were going to get a second van.

0:08:39 > 0:08:40I know.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Welcome to our family, Darren. Welcome.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10< TELEVISION ON

0:09:17 > 0:09:20And you made me watch that because...?

0:09:20 > 0:09:23To make you feel better about Darren.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Independence Day.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30To show you that worse things can happen.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Dad, seriously,

0:09:32 > 0:09:36you know aliens haven't really invaded Earth don't you, Dad?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Don't be so naive.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41- How else do you explain Bjork? - And you wonder why I'm moving out?

0:09:41 > 0:09:44So, it is finally time for Curry's Home Maintenance

0:09:44 > 0:09:46to take a big step forward.

0:09:46 > 0:09:47- What?- Shush.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51We can start moving forward now you've got rid of the dead weight.

0:09:51 > 0:09:52I don't think that's true.

0:09:52 > 0:09:53It's very true.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56You can hire someone better, and with your level of skill.

0:09:56 > 0:09:57That is true.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00We're going to find you an assistant worthy of the title

0:10:00 > 0:10:03because, I am running the interviews.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09- What?- I'm really good at them I know what we're looking for

0:10:09 > 0:10:11and I've done tons since managing the coffee house.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14- Cos all the staff keep leaving. - Whatever the reason,

0:10:14 > 0:10:17- I'm holding interviews for a new assistant.- Are we?

0:10:17 > 0:10:19I'll find you the best.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Fair enough. I'll see you there.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24No, it's all right. I think we can handle it.

0:10:24 > 0:10:28I'm sure you can. I'll see you there.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31- Is he always that stubborn?- Yeah.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Who ever heard of a handyman in a collar and a tie?

0:10:37 > 0:10:38You'd never catch me in that stuff.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41What? You've got weddings and funerals?

0:10:41 > 0:10:46No chance. When your Uncle Bernie died, we all wore overalls.

0:10:46 > 0:10:52That said, we weren't quite sure if the varnish had dried on his coffin.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54I made that myself, you know.

0:10:54 > 0:10:55Crackers.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Hello, people.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59- All right?- Ready to find a minion?

0:10:59 > 0:11:01- Yeah, I think it's going to be... - OK great.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04This table's set out for the meets and greets,

0:11:04 > 0:11:07- then we'll take them out back for the physical tests.- The what?

0:11:07 > 0:11:08The physical tests.

0:11:08 > 0:11:13That's how we interview people. Haven't you seen The Apprentice?

0:11:13 > 0:11:15And another thing, I'm going to have to work today.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Thought you were the manager?

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Yeah, I am, but another waitress quit, so I'm having to multitask.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22- Excuse me.- In a minute!

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Hey! Nice tie.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27I'm here about the job.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Shall we get the interview started?

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Good morning, Darren. I am Jan.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Good morning, Darren.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Mornin' sorry, you been here long?

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Yes, since seven.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Oh, right. I just assumed you started at eight.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Don't worry, it's your first day.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57We forgive you.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59I like this guy!

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Last few days, I was working in other van,

0:12:01 > 0:12:04but I hear all about you.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06Glad we're finally working together.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09This is for you, a welcome gift from everyone.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12Open it! Open it!

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Turn it over! Turn it over!

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Thank you.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26Just remember not to wear jacket around any naked flames.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29You go, woof, like dog!

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Let's go work.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43You may be wondering what we're doing behind this local restaurant.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Cafe.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48The answer is simple This test is about speed and skill.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Much like the waiters and waitresses at one of Maplebury's restaurants.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Cafes.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56You'll be expected to carry out your skills with speed and precision.

0:12:56 > 0:13:01So, I have therefore devised the Emma Keeley Speed and Skill Test.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05I think it might be wrong for me to operate drills and stuff right now.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07- I'm tired, I got up dead early. - Why'd you do that?

0:13:07 > 0:13:10You called to tell me the location of the interviews.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Yes, I did. That's how this works.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14I think it'd be really dangerous.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Fair enough. You're fired.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18- How can you fire me?- Shush. The job's not for you.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20You're eliminated from the competition.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Thank you for the opportunity.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27And then there were two. So, the task is simple.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30Open and stir the plaster using the drill bit,

0:13:30 > 0:13:33plaster over the crack on the wall, leaving a smooth finish.

0:13:33 > 0:13:3610 points and a four figure salary for the winner,

0:13:36 > 0:13:39- nothing for the loser. Are we ready?- This is ridiculous.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41- Set.- I'm not doing this.- Go!

0:13:51 > 0:13:53If I was you, son, I'd run for your life.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56She's going to murder someone, I'd hate it to be you.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00So, I guess that means the job's mine, yeah?

0:14:00 > 0:14:01Err, no that's...

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Course it is, she'd have got it anyway.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06- We'll do interviews tomorrow. - She's what you're looking for.

0:14:06 > 0:14:10- No, she really isn't. - She's the only one that's left.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14- All right?- All right?- Hi.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18We just came in to get lunch.

0:14:18 > 0:14:19Good.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24- The chicken's good today.- Yeah?

0:14:24 > 0:14:28- Yeah.- No, it isn't.

0:14:29 > 0:14:33- Ah, Maria, hello.- Hiya. - Could I please have the chicken?

0:14:33 > 0:14:35The chicken, yes.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37- New jacket? - Yeah, do you like it?

0:14:37 > 0:14:40- No.- No? Andrzej gave it to me. A welcome gift.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43Oh, telling you what to wear now, is he?

0:14:43 > 0:14:45- Darren, what you want to eat? - Can I get the lasagne?

0:14:45 > 0:14:48- You don't like lasagne. - Andrzej said it's good here.

0:14:48 > 0:14:49I bet he did.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52And one lasagne, please, with many napkins for him.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55What's he like as a boss? You like him?

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Yeah, he's really fun.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Fun?!

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Bit short though, isn't he?

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Like a Polish Yoda.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Anyway, I've just replaced you.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12- Shut up. With who?- Liz. - What?- What?- What?

0:15:12 > 0:15:15- Yeah, job's yours.- Yes. - You replaced me with my sister?!

0:15:15 > 0:15:18- I'm sorry, what?- Yeah. She's just what I'm looking for.- She's not!

0:15:18 > 0:15:21I hope she's as good as you think.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24- What's that supposed to mean, eh? - All right! All right!

0:15:24 > 0:15:27Easy, Mr Boy band. Nobody looking for the trouble.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29What are you doing with him?

0:15:29 > 0:15:34Unlike you, I treat him with respect, don't I, Darren?

0:15:34 > 0:15:35He treats me with respect.

0:15:35 > 0:15:39- Now, go back to the van. - OK.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48I'm sorry, are you seriously giving Liz the job?

0:15:54 > 0:15:58Er, it's seven o'clock. You said seven o'clock.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00No, today we start work at five!

0:16:00 > 0:16:01What? Why?

0:16:01 > 0:16:04It's good to have you with us, Darren.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Already, I think of you as my own son.

0:16:06 > 0:16:07OK.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10We start so early today so we can take the afternoon

0:16:10 > 0:16:14and go to pub in celebration of the bond we have built!

0:16:14 > 0:16:17Just to let you know, I'm banned from everywhere but The Oak.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20(LAUGHS)

0:16:20 > 0:16:22You hear that, Mr Lateness?

0:16:22 > 0:16:24Already he think of you as a son.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27You know how long it took him to think of me as his son

0:16:27 > 0:16:28when I started work?

0:16:28 > 0:16:31A couple of days? Seems like he says it to everyone.

0:16:31 > 0:16:32Six months.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Six months isn't so bad, you know, to be thought of as a son.

0:16:35 > 0:16:36I am his son!

0:16:36 > 0:16:37What, biologically?

0:16:37 > 0:16:38Yes!

0:16:38 > 0:16:39Oh, right.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41I had to earn his love.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43That's why I'm watching you.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46I saw what you did with Mr Boy Band,

0:16:46 > 0:16:49just ooped and left for a little more cash.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Well, that's not happening here.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Understand?

0:16:53 > 0:16:55I'm watching you.

0:16:55 > 0:16:56(LAUGHS)

0:16:56 > 0:16:58This guy, he cracks me up.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02That's cos he is funny guy, like real man.

0:17:15 > 0:17:16All right?

0:17:19 > 0:17:21What the hell are you wearing?

0:17:22 > 0:17:24What? I like it. It's practical.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27Latte with a shot of vanilla, I believe.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Thank you.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38So, what are we waiting for?

0:17:38 > 0:17:42Sorry, it's just Darren used to try and waste time by using the toilet.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45- You don't want to... - Went before I left the house.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48It's a new day, Ollie, it's a new day.

0:17:53 > 0:17:54So it is.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Do you just want to measure top to bottom for me?

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Let's have a look what we've got.

0:18:05 > 0:18:06- 38.- 38.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Oh, yeah! Sorted it.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13- No. What, he let us off? - Ta dah!

0:18:13 > 0:18:15No way! The little Nazi let us off.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Well, I guess I'm just better than you.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23- Give me the keys.- No, I tend to do all the driving.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Exactly. It'll do us good to share. Keys!

0:18:28 > 0:18:30I bet you're not missing Darren at all.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32No.

0:18:32 > 0:18:33# Can't get used to losing you

0:18:33 > 0:18:36# No matter what I try to do

0:18:36 > 0:18:39# Going to spend my whole life through

0:18:39 > 0:18:41# Loving you. #

0:18:41 > 0:18:42All right, Uncle Phil?

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Yes, yes, hi, Ollie.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47All right Tony, I'm just going to say hi to Auntie Pat.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Hi, Dad.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52All right, Sherlock. What is that?

0:18:54 > 0:18:58Don't know. Is it one of those laser-measuring things?

0:18:58 > 0:18:59That's what I said.

0:18:59 > 0:19:03See, Phil I was right! It's one of those laser thingies for measuring stuff.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06It's not, it's a barcode scanner!

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Barcode scanner! No, it's not, you silly old fool!

0:19:09 > 0:19:13- This is why I fired him off the van. - You didn't fire me, I quit.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Liar! How much would one of these cost? Fifty?

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Don't know. Seventy, seventy-five?

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Let's try ninety-nine ninety-nine.

0:19:22 > 0:19:26Listen, Dad, you know when you and Phil stopped working together,

0:19:26 > 0:19:28did you ever, you know, regret that?

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Honestly, son... No.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33I would have done it earlier except I got a grant from the council

0:19:33 > 0:19:36on account of his SPECIAL NEEDS.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38I heard that, you scoundrel!

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Hey, I've been looking for that.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43- What is that? - It's for hair removal.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45What kind of hair?

0:19:50 > 0:19:52Anyway, what you doing here, Tony?

0:19:52 > 0:19:55I'm helping out silly bollocks.

0:19:55 > 0:19:56He's lost without you.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58What sort of day have you had?

0:19:58 > 0:20:01Well, it turns out I'm awesome at the job.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Oh, hello.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05She can't live without me, look at her.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Ooh, who's the gorilla?

0:20:07 > 0:20:09What do you want, Emma?

0:20:09 > 0:20:13- I need this stuff for the re-launch of the cafe.- Please.

0:20:13 > 0:20:14Thought it was a restaurant.

0:20:14 > 0:20:18Restaurants are high risk, so I've got something more exciting up my sleeve.

0:20:18 > 0:20:22I'm glad I ran into you because I looked at these flats, and well, they're all crap.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24I said you'll go with the one I liked.

0:20:24 > 0:20:28- It's my flat!- Yeah, but I'm gonna be staying over so it's got to be nice.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31Look I'll show you. This one is next to a strip club.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34- This one's above a crack den. - This one IS a crack den.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36- I see what you mean. - This one's really the only option.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39Just piss on him to mark your territory.

0:20:39 > 0:20:40Do you wanna have a look?

0:20:40 > 0:20:43Tonight? Oh, no, we were going to the pub, weren't we?

0:20:43 > 0:20:45No, no, no.

0:20:45 > 0:20:50The pub can wait till tomorrow. Tonight's about flats. Come on. See you later.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Guess we'll see you tomorrow, then.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54I guess.

0:20:56 > 0:21:00Right, cheers, lads. I'll see you tomorrow.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02What do you mean?

0:21:02 > 0:21:04I'm going to go home, I'm pissed. Crack one out, sleep.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Must remember to write it in the diary for Ollie.

0:21:07 > 0:21:11No flames near the jacket. Woof like dog!

0:21:11 > 0:21:12Woof!

0:21:12 > 0:21:15(LAUGHS)

0:21:15 > 0:21:20Woof! Ha ha!

0:21:20 > 0:21:23Where are we?

0:21:23 > 0:21:25The house where we're working.

0:21:25 > 0:21:29Tonight we sleep here ready for early start tomorrow. Here, drink more.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31I'm all right thanks.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34I'm gonna go home I only live a couple of roads away.

0:21:34 > 0:21:38Tomorrow's big day. We must be on site at 4am tomorrow, so we stay.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Not lose time in the morning.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43It's literally just, like, just two roads.

0:21:43 > 0:21:47Darren, if you're part of this family, you sleep in the tent.

0:21:57 > 0:22:01Yeah, sleep in the tent. Can't see why I wouldn't.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06How many people's that meant to hold?

0:22:06 > 0:22:09THEY LAUGH

0:22:09 > 0:22:11You are such a funny guy.

0:22:16 > 0:22:20And the frog says, "but I always wanted to be penguin."

0:22:28 > 0:22:31... And Jan says, "No sex, please, we're Polish!"

0:22:31 > 0:22:34THEY LAUGH

0:22:34 > 0:22:36There, drink more, it will help you numb the pain.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39What pain?

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Yes, the pain.

0:22:41 > 0:22:45It is time to properly make you one of us.

0:22:48 > 0:22:53Erm, nice. Right, listen, I think I'm gonna stay at my house. There's not much room in here.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56It'll be fresher in the morning morning for you.

0:22:56 > 0:23:00You are family now. You must get tattoo.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Prove you are family for life.

0:23:02 > 0:23:03I really don't think...

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Seeing your commitment to the family!

0:23:05 > 0:23:10Relax, my friend. I have done this to all my men.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13It will only hurt a bit.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Listen, listen to me.

0:23:15 > 0:23:16DRILL WHIRS

0:23:25 > 0:23:28No, no, no, I'm fine, Liz, don't worry about me. I've got it all.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Shut up.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33I'm looking at this, I can't get the boiler to work.

0:23:33 > 0:23:37- Have you tried whacking it with the hammer?- What? No.

0:23:37 > 0:23:38Just one of Darren's tips.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41There's a problem with the installation on some boilers,

0:23:41 > 0:23:44- just got to whack it with a hammer. - I'm not doing that.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53Darren had loads of mad tips like that.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55He's like a... like a crazy genius.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58I went to this woman's house once, and I swear to you,

0:23:58 > 0:24:02Hang on. Oh, speak of the devil.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05- You all right?- No.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08- Fair enough.- I didn't even want to stay in this stupid tent.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10- I'm sick of it.- Are you pissed?

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Ha ha, Yes, yes I am.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16it helps with the pain?

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Pain?

0:24:18 > 0:24:21I'm so pissed I can barely stand up.

0:24:21 > 0:24:25Wait, wait, Darren. Why are you in pain?

0:24:26 > 0:24:29Cos they branded me, Ollie.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Tattooed their logo on my arm.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34What?

0:24:37 > 0:24:41Ollie, please, come and get me.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Darren! Darren! Wait!

0:24:45 > 0:24:47What is it?

0:24:47 > 0:24:50It's that Andrzej and Jan, they've tattooed Darren.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52- What?- They've tattooed him.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55- Right enough is enough, it's time to fight.- What?

0:24:55 > 0:24:58- Go and fight for him.- What are you talking about? He left me.

0:24:58 > 0:25:02Are you blind? Whether you realise it or not,

0:25:02 > 0:25:04you two are meant to be together.

0:25:04 > 0:25:09You need him more than you need me.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11- Go! - Thanks, Liz.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18MUTTERING TO EACH OTHER

0:25:23 > 0:25:26Hey. What you doing? You not take this job.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28We get it fair and square.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31I'm not here for your job, right? I'm here for Darren.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33- What?- What?

0:25:33 > 0:25:34Yeah, I want my man back.

0:25:36 > 0:25:40Did he just say "I want my man back"?

0:25:40 > 0:25:45Don't you worry about this, Darren. He is leaving soon. Stay in the tent.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47I'm not leaving without Darren, understand?

0:25:47 > 0:25:49- Try it.- What you going to do, short arse ?

0:25:49 > 0:25:51Ollie, Ollie...

0:25:51 > 0:25:54It's OK Darren I'm here, pal. Don't worry.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Step away from him. He is mine.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59He's not yours. He's his own person. And he can do what he wants.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03The question has been asked, Darren. What do you want to do?

0:26:03 > 0:26:07Stay with us, your family, or go back to Mr Boy Band?

0:26:07 > 0:26:11Mr Boy Band, Mr Boy Band.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Mr Boy Band.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Hey!

0:26:16 > 0:26:19Ha! Woof like dog.

0:26:19 > 0:26:20< HE LAUGHS

0:26:20 > 0:26:24Woah, woah, woah! I've got you Darren, I've got you, pal.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26Darren,

0:26:26 > 0:26:29you were like my son.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32He's your son.

0:26:36 > 0:26:37Papa!

0:26:37 > 0:26:38My son!

0:26:42 > 0:26:44Oh.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46Whoa, whoa, whoa, come here.

0:26:52 > 0:26:56# Love lifts us up where we belong

0:26:58 > 0:27:01# Where the eagles fly

0:27:01 > 0:27:05# On a mountain high

0:27:05 > 0:27:10# Love lifts us up where we belong

0:27:10 > 0:27:17# Far from the world below... #

0:27:24 > 0:27:28Yeah, just to let you know, I'm feeling really hung over,

0:27:28 > 0:27:30so I'm not going to do any work today.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32No, you'll do the work I tell you to do because I'm the boss.

0:27:33 > 0:27:36- No, your Dad's the boss. - Whatever I say goes.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38We'll see...

0:27:38 > 0:27:41Darren, Darren.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44Get in the van.

0:27:52 > 0:27:56# The power of love is a curious thing

0:27:56 > 0:27:59# Make a one man weep, make another man sing

0:27:59 > 0:28:05# More than a feeling, that's the power of love

0:28:05 > 0:28:08# Don't need money, don't take fame

0:28:08 > 0:28:11# Don't need no credit card to ride this train

0:28:11 > 0:28:15# It's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes

0:28:15 > 0:28:20# But it might just save your life

0:28:20 > 0:28:22# That's the power of love!