0:00:12 > 0:00:13Cheeky...
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Unbelievable.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20You won't believe what I've just seen him doing.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Spitting!
0:00:22 > 0:00:23I hate people who spit.
0:00:23 > 0:00:24What are you doing?
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Looking for something to eat.
0:00:27 > 0:00:28Do I like Oxtail soup?
0:00:28 > 0:00:29How do I know?
0:00:29 > 0:00:31You claim to know everything about food.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33I don't know what you like Put it back.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Only if I find something better.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Oh look, here he is.
0:00:37 > 0:00:38Look at him here.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Look at them overalls he's wearing.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Oh, they're quite practical. They've got loads of pockets.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Look at him, he's loving it.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49He's such a tart.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53- And what's with that earpiece thing? - He gives them to all his staff.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55EASTERN EUROPEAN ACCENT: Hello, hello, hello.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59I get you earpiece so I can keep in contact at all times.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- Bit racist. - That's how he sounds, isn't it?
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Are you still making dinner for Emma tonight?
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Yes I am, yes.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Why don't you go and do that and I'll finish up here.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10All right, you can have the soup.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13No, it's not that. I just want to get this finished.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Get it done early, I get more time with Chanel on the weekend.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24You know what?
0:01:24 > 0:01:27You might just turn out to be a good Dad after all.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Want me to stay and help? - No, you get off.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32I'm proud of you, man.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Yeah, all right, I'll see you in a bit.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44Hello.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Janice? Who's Janice?
0:01:49 > 0:01:51You want to do what to me?
0:01:51 > 0:01:53I've got the wrong phone. Darren!
0:01:56 > 0:01:58I picked up your phone by mistake.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Darren?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Janice is waiting!
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Oh, my god!
0:02:21 > 0:02:24The dirty little bastard's cheating on me!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Uncle Phil, I'm done for the day.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36The till's balanced, and the orders are done.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40I've put the new Cheryl Cole album in your Bob Marley box.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Our secret OK?
0:02:45 > 0:02:46All right?
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Yeah, fine, why wouldn't I be?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53I need some silicone sealant, please.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55OK.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01- Just, you seem a little bit... - I'm being cheated on, Liz.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Cheated on. I've just seen it with my own eyes.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Emma's cheating on you?
0:03:05 > 0:03:07No, Darren. Darren is...
0:03:07 > 0:03:09OK.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12I gave him so much, I turn my back and he's with someone else.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Who?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17The Poles. The Polish.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20If I'm not giving him something, you tell me, tell me.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22That's a bit Brokeback Mountain.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- It's not funny. I'm a victim here. - Top Gun.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Did you know?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29What? No!
0:03:29 > 0:03:32It'll be money, won't it? Work's been quiet.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Ever since that baby's come along, we've grown more and more distant.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42It's just the thought of him with someone else, makes me feel sick.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Yeah, OK, OK, but we don't know that that's the truth.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Maybe you should talk to him.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50See what he's got to say.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Yeah...
0:03:54 > 0:03:57maybe you're right.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Thank you.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Anytime.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Uncle Phil, I'm leaving, I've...
0:04:08 > 0:04:09Hi.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Hi, Liz. Hi, Ollie.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12- Hi, Phil.- You've been out?
0:04:12 > 0:04:16Obviously. Stupid girl.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Have you been talking to yourself all this time?- No.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- You've been talking to yourself all day.- Go and talk to Darren!
0:04:22 > 0:04:25OK, just don't talk to yourself, you look a bit loopy.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36All right?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Hey, turns out I do like oxtail soup.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Get in the van, Darren.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52I've got your phone.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06What did you do last night?
0:05:06 > 0:05:10Nothing. Worked late, ate some pizza, played some computer games.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Anything else?
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Do you mean, did I crack one out? I didn't realise you wanted to know.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17In future, I'll keep a diary.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Dear Diary, didn't have a wank last night.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Ollie will be disappointed.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30I saw you, Darren.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34I saw you next door.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37I came back and I saw you with him.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40And did you think...?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Ollie, I was borrowing some tools.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45You left with the van, I needed some stuff, so I asked Andrzej.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46You were doing work, Darren.
0:05:46 > 0:05:52Yes. I needed to try the tools out to make sure they were OK.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Did you think...? You did, didn't you?
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Ollie, seriously, I was just borrowing some tools.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Totally paranoid, sorry.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- Don't worry about it. - I should've trusted you.
0:06:05 > 0:06:06That's stupid, that.
0:06:06 > 0:06:07Don't worry about it.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- I'm going to have a fag. - I should've trusted you.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12- I'm sorry, mate. - Don't worry about it.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26OK? Listen, listen, we're all right, aren't we?
0:06:28 > 0:06:32I'm not very good at this kind of stuff, I know that.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36I just... you've got to understand why I wasn't happy?
0:06:36 > 0:06:40- Yeah, totally. Totally - Yeah? Come on, then.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- Really?- Yeah, come on, let's hug it out.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Listen, I'm sorry I didn't trust you, OK?
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- I'm sorry I'm this close to your body.- What's this here?
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Easy.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Oh, man, this is just like the one Andrzej was wearing.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Oh, my god.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04He gave you this, didn't he? You lied to me.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06No, I didn't.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08You lied to me, man. How could you do that?
0:07:08 > 0:07:09I didn't want you to find out.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Yes, you did, you wanted me to see. Why him?
0:07:12 > 0:07:14You could've worked in a shop? In a pub?
0:07:14 > 0:07:16I'm banned from everywhere but The Oak.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19This mean anything to you? Me and you?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Doesn't mean anything, does it?
0:07:21 > 0:07:24I need the cash to pay off my credit cards, simple.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Just answer me this.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Was it a one off?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Are you going to work for him again?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Darren, I need to know.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42Tonight, I'm working again, tonight.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46That's it. That's it.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47You choose, right. Him or me?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Come on, we can work it out. - No, we can't, I'm drawing a line.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Call it a fence. Which side do you want to be on?
0:07:53 > 0:07:54This side or that side?
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- Ollie, please don't make me do this. - Him or me, Darren?
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Who's it going to be?
0:08:02 > 0:08:03Fine.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Just remember, this was your decision.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13See you later.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22I'll use the gate.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Tell your Dad, I'm sorry.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Darren...
0:08:35 > 0:08:37We were going to get a second van.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40I know.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Welcome to our family, Darren. Welcome.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10< TELEVISION ON
0:09:17 > 0:09:20And you made me watch that because...?
0:09:20 > 0:09:23To make you feel better about Darren.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Independence Day.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30To show you that worse things can happen.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Dad, seriously,
0:09:32 > 0:09:36you know aliens haven't really invaded Earth don't you, Dad?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Don't be so naive.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- How else do you explain Bjork? - And you wonder why I'm moving out?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44So, it is finally time for Curry's Home Maintenance
0:09:44 > 0:09:46to take a big step forward.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47- What?- Shush.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51We can start moving forward now you've got rid of the dead weight.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52I don't think that's true.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53It's very true.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56You can hire someone better, and with your level of skill.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57That is true.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00We're going to find you an assistant worthy of the title
0:10:00 > 0:10:03because, I am running the interviews.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- What?- I'm really good at them I know what we're looking for
0:10:09 > 0:10:11and I've done tons since managing the coffee house.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- Cos all the staff keep leaving. - Whatever the reason,
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- I'm holding interviews for a new assistant.- Are we?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19I'll find you the best.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Fair enough. I'll see you there.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24No, it's all right. I think we can handle it.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28I'm sure you can. I'll see you there.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- Is he always that stubborn?- Yeah.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Who ever heard of a handyman in a collar and a tie?
0:10:37 > 0:10:38You'd never catch me in that stuff.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41What? You've got weddings and funerals?
0:10:41 > 0:10:46No chance. When your Uncle Bernie died, we all wore overalls.
0:10:46 > 0:10:52That said, we weren't quite sure if the varnish had dried on his coffin.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54I made that myself, you know.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Crackers.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Hello, people.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59- All right?- Ready to find a minion?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01- Yeah, I think it's going to be... - OK great.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04This table's set out for the meets and greets,
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- then we'll take them out back for the physical tests.- The what?
0:11:07 > 0:11:08The physical tests.
0:11:08 > 0:11:13That's how we interview people. Haven't you seen The Apprentice?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15And another thing, I'm going to have to work today.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Thought you were the manager?
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Yeah, I am, but another waitress quit, so I'm having to multitask.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22- Excuse me.- In a minute!
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Hey! Nice tie.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27I'm here about the job.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Shall we get the interview started?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Good morning, Darren. I am Jan.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Good morning, Darren.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Mornin' sorry, you been here long?
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Yes, since seven.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Oh, right. I just assumed you started at eight.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Don't worry, it's your first day.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57We forgive you.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59I like this guy!
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Last few days, I was working in other van,
0:12:01 > 0:12:04but I hear all about you.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Glad we're finally working together.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09This is for you, a welcome gift from everyone.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Open it! Open it!
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Turn it over! Turn it over!
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Thank you.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26Just remember not to wear jacket around any naked flames.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29You go, woof, like dog!
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Let's go work.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43You may be wondering what we're doing behind this local restaurant.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Cafe.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48The answer is simple This test is about speed and skill.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Much like the waiters and waitresses at one of Maplebury's restaurants.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Cafes.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56You'll be expected to carry out your skills with speed and precision.
0:12:56 > 0:13:01So, I have therefore devised the Emma Keeley Speed and Skill Test.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05I think it might be wrong for me to operate drills and stuff right now.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- I'm tired, I got up dead early. - Why'd you do that?
0:13:07 > 0:13:10You called to tell me the location of the interviews.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Yes, I did. That's how this works.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14I think it'd be really dangerous.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Fair enough. You're fired.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18- How can you fire me?- Shush. The job's not for you.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20You're eliminated from the competition.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Thank you for the opportunity.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27And then there were two. So, the task is simple.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Open and stir the plaster using the drill bit,
0:13:30 > 0:13:33plaster over the crack on the wall, leaving a smooth finish.
0:13:33 > 0:13:3610 points and a four figure salary for the winner,
0:13:36 > 0:13:39- nothing for the loser. Are we ready?- This is ridiculous.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41- Set.- I'm not doing this.- Go!
0:13:51 > 0:13:53If I was you, son, I'd run for your life.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56She's going to murder someone, I'd hate it to be you.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00So, I guess that means the job's mine, yeah?
0:14:00 > 0:14:01Err, no that's...
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Course it is, she'd have got it anyway.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06- We'll do interviews tomorrow. - She's what you're looking for.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10- No, she really isn't. - She's the only one that's left.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14- All right?- All right?- Hi.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18We just came in to get lunch.
0:14:18 > 0:14:19Good.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24- The chicken's good today.- Yeah?
0:14:24 > 0:14:28- Yeah.- No, it isn't.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33- Ah, Maria, hello.- Hiya. - Could I please have the chicken?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35The chicken, yes.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37- New jacket? - Yeah, do you like it?
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- No.- No? Andrzej gave it to me. A welcome gift.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Oh, telling you what to wear now, is he?
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- Darren, what you want to eat? - Can I get the lasagne?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- You don't like lasagne. - Andrzej said it's good here.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49I bet he did.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52And one lasagne, please, with many napkins for him.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55What's he like as a boss? You like him?
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Yeah, he's really fun.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Fun?!
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Bit short though, isn't he?
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Like a Polish Yoda.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Anyway, I've just replaced you.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12- Shut up. With who?- Liz. - What?- What?- What?
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- Yeah, job's yours.- Yes. - You replaced me with my sister?!
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- I'm sorry, what?- Yeah. She's just what I'm looking for.- She's not!
0:15:18 > 0:15:21I hope she's as good as you think.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24- What's that supposed to mean, eh? - All right! All right!
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Easy, Mr Boy band. Nobody looking for the trouble.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29What are you doing with him?
0:15:29 > 0:15:34Unlike you, I treat him with respect, don't I, Darren?
0:15:34 > 0:15:35He treats me with respect.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39- Now, go back to the van. - OK.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48I'm sorry, are you seriously giving Liz the job?
0:15:54 > 0:15:58Er, it's seven o'clock. You said seven o'clock.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00No, today we start work at five!
0:16:00 > 0:16:01What? Why?
0:16:01 > 0:16:04It's good to have you with us, Darren.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Already, I think of you as my own son.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07OK.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10We start so early today so we can take the afternoon
0:16:10 > 0:16:14and go to pub in celebration of the bond we have built!
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Just to let you know, I'm banned from everywhere but The Oak.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20(LAUGHS)
0:16:20 > 0:16:22You hear that, Mr Lateness?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Already he think of you as a son.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27You know how long it took him to think of me as his son
0:16:27 > 0:16:28when I started work?
0:16:28 > 0:16:31A couple of days? Seems like he says it to everyone.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Six months.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Six months isn't so bad, you know, to be thought of as a son.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36I am his son!
0:16:36 > 0:16:37What, biologically?
0:16:37 > 0:16:38Yes!
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Oh, right.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41I had to earn his love.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43That's why I'm watching you.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46I saw what you did with Mr Boy Band,
0:16:46 > 0:16:49just ooped and left for a little more cash.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Well, that's not happening here.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Understand?
0:16:53 > 0:16:55I'm watching you.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56(LAUGHS)
0:16:56 > 0:16:58This guy, he cracks me up.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02That's cos he is funny guy, like real man.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16All right?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21What the hell are you wearing?
0:17:22 > 0:17:24What? I like it. It's practical.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Latte with a shot of vanilla, I believe.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Thank you.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38So, what are we waiting for?
0:17:38 > 0:17:42Sorry, it's just Darren used to try and waste time by using the toilet.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- You don't want to... - Went before I left the house.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48It's a new day, Ollie, it's a new day.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54So it is.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Do you just want to measure top to bottom for me?
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Let's have a look what we've got.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06- 38.- 38.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Oh, yeah! Sorted it.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13- No. What, he let us off? - Ta dah!
0:18:13 > 0:18:15No way! The little Nazi let us off.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Well, I guess I'm just better than you.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23- Give me the keys.- No, I tend to do all the driving.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Exactly. It'll do us good to share. Keys!
0:18:28 > 0:18:30I bet you're not missing Darren at all.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32No.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33# Can't get used to losing you
0:18:33 > 0:18:36# No matter what I try to do
0:18:36 > 0:18:39# Going to spend my whole life through
0:18:39 > 0:18:41# Loving you. #
0:18:41 > 0:18:42All right, Uncle Phil?
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Yes, yes, hi, Ollie.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47All right Tony, I'm just going to say hi to Auntie Pat.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Hi, Dad.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52All right, Sherlock. What is that?
0:18:54 > 0:18:58Don't know. Is it one of those laser-measuring things?
0:18:58 > 0:18:59That's what I said.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03See, Phil I was right! It's one of those laser thingies for measuring stuff.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06It's not, it's a barcode scanner!
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Barcode scanner! No, it's not, you silly old fool!
0:19:09 > 0:19:13- This is why I fired him off the van. - You didn't fire me, I quit.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Liar! How much would one of these cost? Fifty?
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Don't know. Seventy, seventy-five?
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Let's try ninety-nine ninety-nine.
0:19:22 > 0:19:26Listen, Dad, you know when you and Phil stopped working together,
0:19:26 > 0:19:28did you ever, you know, regret that?
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Honestly, son... No.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33I would have done it earlier except I got a grant from the council
0:19:33 > 0:19:36on account of his SPECIAL NEEDS.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38I heard that, you scoundrel!
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Hey, I've been looking for that.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43- What is that? - It's for hair removal.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45What kind of hair?
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Anyway, what you doing here, Tony?
0:19:52 > 0:19:55I'm helping out silly bollocks.
0:19:55 > 0:19:56He's lost without you.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58What sort of day have you had?
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Well, it turns out I'm awesome at the job.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Oh, hello.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05She can't live without me, look at her.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Ooh, who's the gorilla?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09What do you want, Emma?
0:20:09 > 0:20:13- I need this stuff for the re-launch of the cafe.- Please.
0:20:13 > 0:20:14Thought it was a restaurant.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18Restaurants are high risk, so I've got something more exciting up my sleeve.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22I'm glad I ran into you because I looked at these flats, and well, they're all crap.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24I said you'll go with the one I liked.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28- It's my flat!- Yeah, but I'm gonna be staying over so it's got to be nice.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Look I'll show you. This one is next to a strip club.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- This one's above a crack den. - This one IS a crack den.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36- I see what you mean. - This one's really the only option.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Just piss on him to mark your territory.
0:20:39 > 0:20:40Do you wanna have a look?
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Tonight? Oh, no, we were going to the pub, weren't we?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45No, no, no.
0:20:45 > 0:20:50The pub can wait till tomorrow. Tonight's about flats. Come on. See you later.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Guess we'll see you tomorrow, then.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54I guess.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00Right, cheers, lads. I'll see you tomorrow.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02What do you mean?
0:21:02 > 0:21:04I'm going to go home, I'm pissed. Crack one out, sleep.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Must remember to write it in the diary for Ollie.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11No flames near the jacket. Woof like dog!
0:21:11 > 0:21:12Woof!
0:21:12 > 0:21:15(LAUGHS)
0:21:15 > 0:21:20Woof! Ha ha!
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Where are we?
0:21:23 > 0:21:25The house where we're working.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29Tonight we sleep here ready for early start tomorrow. Here, drink more.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31I'm all right thanks.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34I'm gonna go home I only live a couple of roads away.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38Tomorrow's big day. We must be on site at 4am tomorrow, so we stay.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Not lose time in the morning.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43It's literally just, like, just two roads.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47Darren, if you're part of this family, you sleep in the tent.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01Yeah, sleep in the tent. Can't see why I wouldn't.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06How many people's that meant to hold?
0:22:06 > 0:22:09THEY LAUGH
0:22:09 > 0:22:11You are such a funny guy.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20And the frog says, "but I always wanted to be penguin."
0:22:28 > 0:22:31... And Jan says, "No sex, please, we're Polish!"
0:22:31 > 0:22:34THEY LAUGH
0:22:34 > 0:22:36There, drink more, it will help you numb the pain.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39What pain?
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Yes, the pain.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45It is time to properly make you one of us.
0:22:48 > 0:22:53Erm, nice. Right, listen, I think I'm gonna stay at my house. There's not much room in here.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56It'll be fresher in the morning morning for you.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00You are family now. You must get tattoo.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Prove you are family for life.
0:23:02 > 0:23:03I really don't think...
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Seeing your commitment to the family!
0:23:05 > 0:23:10Relax, my friend. I have done this to all my men.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13It will only hurt a bit.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Listen, listen to me.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16DRILL WHIRS
0:23:25 > 0:23:28No, no, no, I'm fine, Liz, don't worry about me. I've got it all.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Shut up.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33I'm looking at this, I can't get the boiler to work.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37- Have you tried whacking it with the hammer?- What? No.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38Just one of Darren's tips.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41There's a problem with the installation on some boilers,
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- just got to whack it with a hammer. - I'm not doing that.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Darren had loads of mad tips like that.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55He's like a... like a crazy genius.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58I went to this woman's house once, and I swear to you,
0:23:58 > 0:24:02Hang on. Oh, speak of the devil.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05- You all right?- No.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08- Fair enough.- I didn't even want to stay in this stupid tent.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10- I'm sick of it.- Are you pissed?
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Ha ha, Yes, yes I am.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16it helps with the pain?
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Pain?
0:24:18 > 0:24:21I'm so pissed I can barely stand up.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25Wait, wait, Darren. Why are you in pain?
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Cos they branded me, Ollie.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Tattooed their logo on my arm.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34What?
0:24:37 > 0:24:41Ollie, please, come and get me.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Darren! Darren! Wait!
0:24:45 > 0:24:47What is it?
0:24:47 > 0:24:50It's that Andrzej and Jan, they've tattooed Darren.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52- What?- They've tattooed him.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55- Right enough is enough, it's time to fight.- What?
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- Go and fight for him.- What are you talking about? He left me.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02Are you blind? Whether you realise it or not,
0:25:02 > 0:25:04you two are meant to be together.
0:25:04 > 0:25:09You need him more than you need me.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11- Go! - Thanks, Liz.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18MUTTERING TO EACH OTHER
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Hey. What you doing? You not take this job.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28We get it fair and square.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31I'm not here for your job, right? I'm here for Darren.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33- What?- What?
0:25:33 > 0:25:34Yeah, I want my man back.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40Did he just say "I want my man back"?
0:25:40 > 0:25:45Don't you worry about this, Darren. He is leaving soon. Stay in the tent.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47I'm not leaving without Darren, understand?
0:25:47 > 0:25:49- Try it.- What you going to do, short arse ?
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Ollie, Ollie...
0:25:51 > 0:25:54It's OK Darren I'm here, pal. Don't worry.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Step away from him. He is mine.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59He's not yours. He's his own person. And he can do what he wants.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03The question has been asked, Darren. What do you want to do?
0:26:03 > 0:26:07Stay with us, your family, or go back to Mr Boy Band?
0:26:07 > 0:26:11Mr Boy Band, Mr Boy Band.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Mr Boy Band.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Hey!
0:26:16 > 0:26:19Ha! Woof like dog.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20< HE LAUGHS
0:26:20 > 0:26:24Woah, woah, woah! I've got you Darren, I've got you, pal.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Darren,
0:26:26 > 0:26:29you were like my son.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32He's your son.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37Papa!
0:26:37 > 0:26:38My son!
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Oh.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Whoa, whoa, whoa, come here.
0:26:52 > 0:26:56# Love lifts us up where we belong
0:26:58 > 0:27:01# Where the eagles fly
0:27:01 > 0:27:05# On a mountain high
0:27:05 > 0:27:10# Love lifts us up where we belong
0:27:10 > 0:27:17# Far from the world below... #
0:27:24 > 0:27:28Yeah, just to let you know, I'm feeling really hung over,
0:27:28 > 0:27:30so I'm not going to do any work today.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32No, you'll do the work I tell you to do because I'm the boss.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36- No, your Dad's the boss. - Whatever I say goes.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38We'll see...
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Darren, Darren.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Get in the van.
0:27:52 > 0:27:56# The power of love is a curious thing
0:27:56 > 0:27:59# Make a one man weep, make another man sing
0:27:59 > 0:28:05# More than a feeling, that's the power of love
0:28:05 > 0:28:08# Don't need money, don't take fame
0:28:08 > 0:28:11# Don't need no credit card to ride this train
0:28:11 > 0:28:15# It's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes
0:28:15 > 0:28:20# But it might just save your life
0:28:20 > 0:28:22# That's the power of love!