Episode 5

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains some strong language

0:00:06 > 0:00:09- Where is the address?- Rest assured, I am working on it.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11You became a man today. Respect.

0:00:11 > 0:00:12It's Appraisal, bruv!

0:00:12 > 0:00:16He's just been sitting in his room being weird with a cat.

0:00:16 > 0:00:18Wipe your own arse!

0:00:18 > 0:00:20- Hi, Jackie.- Summer's been making some cakes, Sarah.

0:00:20 > 0:00:22They're two quid.

0:00:22 > 0:00:25I'm ringing because I think we may have your cat.

0:00:25 > 0:00:29I wondered if you would look after Charlie Littlepockets for me.

0:00:29 > 0:00:34- It's not just- A- gun, Leanne. I think it's THE gun.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Adolf Eichmann, one of the most appalling

0:00:53 > 0:00:55members of the Nazi regime,

0:00:55 > 0:00:59lived comfortably enough in South America until 1960,

0:00:59 > 0:01:02when he was captured, and quite rightly, by the Israelis.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Now, nobody's saying it's OK to be a Nazi -

0:01:07 > 0:01:10quite the opposite - but from a wit-pro point of view,

0:01:10 > 0:01:13you have to be impressed by the way that Eichmann,

0:01:13 > 0:01:16and those like him, managed to live undercover for so long.

0:01:16 > 0:01:20So, in today's session, we're going to hold our noses and ask...

0:01:58 > 0:02:02I'm Detective Wilton, Mrs Pugh. This is my colleague, PC Ferns.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04We spoke earlier about the cat.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14So, what makes you think it's THE gun?

0:02:17 > 0:02:21Think about it. It makes sense. Patrick knows the killer.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Maybe it's his cousin, an old friend, whatever...

0:02:24 > 0:02:27But Patrick doesn't live in Bristol

0:02:27 > 0:02:30and, as far as we know, is a student nurse

0:02:30 > 0:02:32with no direct involvement in criminal activity.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36So, you're saying they asked him to hide it?

0:02:36 > 0:02:37I bet that's it.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41Well, he is loyal. I mean, look how he phoned me back.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43But then, he panics.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Maybe the police have been sniffing around?

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Who does he trust to look after it?

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Someone the police don't know about.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Someone he's had an intimate, though - crucially - fleeting...

0:02:52 > 0:02:55- But no less spiritually significant...- ..encounter with.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57BOTH: Mystique!

0:02:59 > 0:03:02- So, what do we do? - Well, we've got to take this sucker to the nearest police station.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06Tell the police everything. They'll sort this out.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07Phew.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Vonne, darling?

0:03:18 > 0:03:23I just wanted to say I'm off now. I'm...going.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27Number 32's cat. It's been all over the bloody lawn.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29So, I just wanted to say goodbye.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Goodbye, darling.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33I thought you said you'd put something down for it.

0:03:33 > 0:03:37Well, it's not bloody worked! It's attracted it, if anything.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39It's like a feline cesspit out there.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Take care of yourself, darling. I...

0:03:44 > 0:03:45I love you...

0:03:47 > 0:03:48..very much.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52It's worse than dogs. At least a dog's ashamed of it.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09- Gareth!- What?!

0:04:09 > 0:04:10Get down here now!

0:04:14 > 0:04:15Sorry, I just...

0:04:15 > 0:04:20I don't understand why a lost cat would be a police matter.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Why?

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Never mind why, just get your arse down here!

0:04:24 > 0:04:26The cat belonged to Mrs Gladys Hobbs,

0:04:26 > 0:04:31who, very sadly, was murdered. Shot.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33That's why this is a police matter.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35We'd like to ask Gareth one or two questions,

0:04:35 > 0:04:38about where he found it, that sort of thing.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Police here, Gaz. Want to talk to you.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46- I'm DC Wilton, Gareth. I just... - FERNS CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:04:46 > 0:04:48This is my colleague, PC Ferns.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Mum tells me you've gone and got yourself a cat.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52I just wondered how that came about.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Found it.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Round here?

0:04:55 > 0:04:57So, far away from its home?

0:04:57 > 0:05:00It's not that far away. It's only, like, three streets.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03And how would you know where its home is, Gareth?

0:05:05 > 0:05:07I'd like to bring Gareth down to the station,

0:05:07 > 0:05:09if you don't mind, Mrs Pugh?

0:05:09 > 0:05:11To make a formal statement.

0:05:15 > 0:05:16Right, stick the gun in your bag.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Get your coat on. Let's go.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21You know, recovering the murder weapon would be a

0:05:21 > 0:05:23massive part of the case.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Like Cluedo.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26In fact, it might even be case closed.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29This whole nightmare could be over.

0:05:29 > 0:05:30We could be home this time tomorrow.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32- Do you think? - Oh, my God! My new flat!

0:05:32 > 0:05:35I could be in there by next week.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38In fact, I should really start thinking about furniture.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39Question for you -

0:05:39 > 0:05:43futons - thrifty chic or shit?

0:05:45 > 0:05:46What are you doing?

0:05:46 > 0:05:49- Er, just putting a wash on. Colours. - What?

0:05:49 > 0:05:52So, it does while we're out, cos we're going to be packing.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54- Well, come on, then. - I know, I'm just...

0:05:59 > 0:06:00Right, let's do this.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Friend of mine said you should do it professionally.- Do what?

0:06:12 > 0:06:16Open a sorbet shop. Kiosk.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18But then it becomes like a job, doesn't it?

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Takes all the joy out of it.

0:06:24 > 0:06:28No, making sorbet should never be a drudge.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Doesn't have to be. It's so easy.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Finally! 20 minutes late.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56- Hello there, gents. - Where's this address?

0:06:56 > 0:06:59I have in my hand a piece of paper,

0:06:59 > 0:07:02and I think you'll be rather pleased with its contents.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06Yes, it was difficult to get hold of, but I have my ways.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09And, after all, when have I ever let you down?

0:07:09 > 0:07:12I believe that's what you require.

0:07:17 > 0:07:18Without condoning it,

0:07:18 > 0:07:20I understand you've got to do what you've got to do.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22However, I'd make a late plea for the executions

0:07:22 > 0:07:26to be as swift and painless as possible. Now, if you'll excuse me,

0:07:26 > 0:07:28I've got a whole heap of paperwork back at the station

0:07:28 > 0:07:30that ain't going to do itself.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Sit down.

0:07:32 > 0:07:33You ain't going anywhere.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38- Say again?- You're not going anywhere until I get the call that it's done.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42I'm meant to be at work. I'm already late.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45I've given you the address. What's the problem?

0:07:45 > 0:07:46The problem is, Sergeant,

0:07:46 > 0:07:49I've got to check that it's legit.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Make sure you're not slipping us a fake,

0:07:52 > 0:07:54and doing a runner to a hot country.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Ah, you know what?

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Can I just...?

0:08:00 > 0:08:04In that spirit, let me just double-check for you.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Don't want to waste your time,

0:08:08 > 0:08:10going all over the place,

0:08:10 > 0:08:13if I've erred.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Ah, would you look at that?

0:08:16 > 0:08:18My bad, as they say.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22Honestly, I'm such a bloody...sausage.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Early-onset Alzheimer's, I swear.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26No, nothing to joke about. Terrible condition.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29A group of us actually did a triathlon earlier in the year

0:08:29 > 0:08:31- to try and raise... - Give us the fucking address.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Yeah.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50ENGINE STARTS

0:09:01 > 0:09:02Ah, hi.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Not sure what the protocol is for this sort of thing,

0:09:05 > 0:09:08but, um, we need to hand in a murder weapon.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Right, OK.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14We're not murderers, just FYI.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Oh, no. God, no. We're not murderers, far from it.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18I'm a weekday vegetarian.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20But, we do have strong cause to believe that

0:09:20 > 0:09:23what's in this bag was used to commit a gangland execution.

0:09:27 > 0:09:32And which is the offending item? The troll thingy or the...tampon?

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Sorry, sorry. It was in here.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Aaaah, I'm such a silly.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40I just remembered I took it out.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Rhons, I was going to wrap it in a sandwich bag,

0:09:42 > 0:09:46but then we didn't have any. So, then I thought, "Clingfilm?"

0:09:46 > 0:09:48But seems a bit weird.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51It's a bit kinky, clingfilm, isn't it?

0:09:52 > 0:09:55We'll be back. With a murder weapon.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Within the hour.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Or it could be tomorrow. It's getting on a bit.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Maybe Monday, if you're not open. OK, bye.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06You did that on purpose.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08I didn't. I told you I wanted to put it in a sandwich bag.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11I thought it might be helpful if we labelled it.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Patrick, that's it, isn't it? You're trying to protect Patrick.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16- No.- So, you're admitting you did do it?

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Yes. OK, so, I'm sorry.

0:10:18 > 0:10:19But it's not about that.

0:10:23 > 0:10:24I just...

0:10:25 > 0:10:26I just panicked because...

0:10:28 > 0:10:30..all of a sudden, it's like this was going to end.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Yeah. So?

0:10:33 > 0:10:34I mean...

0:10:35 > 0:10:36..us living together.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41- Oh.- And I just thought, you know,

0:10:41 > 0:10:43would it hurt if we handed it in tomorrow?

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Like, one last night together.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Get a takeaway.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49It's judges' houses on X Factor.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Mystique and Sarah Penn.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Leanne and Rhona.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59OK. I guess one more night doesn't hurt.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04And it would be less embarrassing to deal with a different officer

0:11:04 > 0:11:05when we go back.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08- Can we wear pyjamas?- Yes.

0:11:11 > 0:11:12- Duvet?- No.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14SHE WHINES LIKE A PUPPY

0:11:14 > 0:11:16- Oh, go on, then.- Yes!

0:11:20 > 0:11:23I don't need the toilet.

0:11:25 > 0:11:29- What?- I'm saying, I don't need the toilet...

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Why are you telling me you don't need the toilet?

0:11:31 > 0:11:32No, I'm just thinking...

0:11:34 > 0:11:36..I don't need the toilet NOW...

0:11:38 > 0:11:41..but, if I do...

0:11:43 > 0:11:44..what should I...?

0:11:47 > 0:11:48Piss on a tree.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Yeah...

0:11:52 > 0:11:55but, what if it's...

0:11:56 > 0:11:57..the other one?

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Right, if you're ready, then?

0:12:51 > 0:12:52Can I have a coffee?

0:12:52 > 0:12:54- No.- I want a coffee.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56- We can get you a... - He don't drink coffee.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58You don't know everything about me.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Yeah, so I'm finding out.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Don't make it, he'll only leave it.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04We've got a Capri-Sun.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Oh, yeah, he'll have one of those, yeah.

0:13:06 > 0:13:07Blackcurrant.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Right, Gareth. If you'd like to tell me, in your own words,

0:13:14 > 0:13:16how you came to have this cat.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22So, I heard there was this murder...

0:13:24 > 0:13:26..and I went to have a look.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30You know, in the house.

0:13:33 > 0:13:34See if I could see the body.

0:13:36 > 0:13:37And there was this cat...

0:13:39 > 0:13:42..and it looked hungry and I thought, "Well...

0:13:45 > 0:13:48"..she's not going to want it if she's dead, is she?"

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Right. So, are we done, then?

0:13:56 > 0:13:57There you are.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02There's a Texaco garage about half a mile from here.

0:14:05 > 0:14:10I humbly submit we go over there and buy a puzzle book.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15- RADIO:- '67969 from 53549.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18'67969 from 53549. Over.'

0:14:20 > 0:14:22I should really probably answer that.

0:14:23 > 0:14:24Stay where you are.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32I mean, yeah, I think Simon's house would be more luxurious

0:14:32 > 0:14:36but I think Cheryl's house would be a home, you know?

0:14:36 > 0:14:37STOMACH GROWLS

0:14:37 > 0:14:38What's up?

0:14:40 > 0:14:42I don't feel so good.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Washes all the time. Tongue's never off his bollocks.

0:14:46 > 0:14:47Get out.

0:14:49 > 0:14:50SHE COUGHS

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Think it might have been something I ate.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57In we go, please.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Please. Leanne, can you hurry up?

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Time's fast becoming my enemy.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05- I'm trying.- I need facilities and I need them now.

0:15:05 > 0:15:09- Is it number twos?- Yes, OK? Now, can you please just...?- Huh!

0:15:09 > 0:15:10Uh-oh.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13- Oh, my God.- Ooh, do you want to go outside in the storm drain?

0:15:13 > 0:15:15I can stand in front of you and tell people not to look.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17No! God.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20CRASHING

0:15:20 > 0:15:23SHE PANTS

0:15:25 > 0:15:27(Or we could do that...)

0:15:29 > 0:15:31- Let's go.- Gareth?

0:15:35 > 0:15:39If you decided there was anything more you'd like to tell us,

0:15:39 > 0:15:42maybe something you didn't mention because, I don't know,

0:15:42 > 0:15:44you're afraid of someone...

0:15:45 > 0:15:48..even if you've done something bad, if you tell us about these people,

0:15:48 > 0:15:52we can look after you. Make sure you and your mum are all right.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57Just something for you to think about.

0:16:04 > 0:16:05Come on, then.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14- RADIO:- '67969 from 53549.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16'67969 from 53549. Over.'

0:16:16 > 0:16:18I can tell them I'm busy, but if I don't answer,

0:16:18 > 0:16:20they'll send a car out. It's procedure.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24They track the cars by GPS.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33Watch your mouth. No dicking about.

0:16:48 > 0:16:5253549, this is 67969.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54'53549, over.'

0:16:54 > 0:16:55Sorry about that, Chris.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58I was just dropping the kids off at the pool.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00HE CHUCKLES

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Argh!

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Ooh, fuck!

0:17:08 > 0:17:09Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Argh!

0:17:11 > 0:17:13HE PANTS

0:17:32 > 0:17:33GUNSHOT

0:17:33 > 0:17:35COCKS GUN

0:17:37 > 0:17:38CRASHING

0:17:41 > 0:17:44'Dropping the kids off, Sarge. Very good.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50'I've got a brown dog scratching at the back door,

0:17:50 > 0:17:51'if you know what I mean.'

0:17:51 > 0:17:53ENGINE REVS

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Uh... RUMBLING

0:17:57 > 0:17:59HE PANTS

0:17:59 > 0:18:02'..Planting a steaming bouquet of brown roses...'

0:18:04 > 0:18:05RUMBLING

0:18:05 > 0:18:09'I'm stocking the pond with brown trout?

0:18:13 > 0:18:16RUMBLING

0:18:16 > 0:18:21'You could say, "I was building a log cabin, if you catch my drift."

0:18:21 > 0:18:25'Introducing the toilet to the bald man with the cigar.'

0:18:25 > 0:18:28HE PANTS

0:18:42 > 0:18:44All done?

0:18:44 > 0:18:45Bloody Jackie. This is her fault.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47I told you, didn't I? You do not

0:18:47 > 0:18:49muck around with amateur baked goods.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Ohh, I wish I had the shits, too.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Then we could be shit buddies and go in together.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Now, erm,

0:18:57 > 0:18:59I need to tell you something. Please don't shout at me.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03It's about where the gun is.

0:19:03 > 0:19:04Where is it?

0:19:08 > 0:19:11Sorry. I hope it hasn't washed off the fingerprints or anything.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13It is on eco, so, fingers crossed.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17I'm not going to lie to you, Leanne,

0:19:17 > 0:19:21it's not ideal to give vital evidence a 90-minute bath...

0:19:22 > 0:19:24..but the important thing is that we've got it.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Oh, we have to wait until the end of the cycle.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29There's another 15 minutes on it.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31- STOMACH GRUMBLES Oh.- Uh-oh, more?

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Oh, my God! I've just realised that's why they call it the runs.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38No, it's because it's runny!

0:19:38 > 0:19:39Hm.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50HE KNOCKS

0:19:54 > 0:19:55All right?

0:19:55 > 0:19:57- You coming out?- Ah...

0:19:59 > 0:20:02..can't, mate. I'm up to my eyeballs on GTA.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Come on, mate. Get out the house.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07You need some air, you're looking pale as fuck, mate.

0:20:07 > 0:20:08Serious.

0:20:15 > 0:20:19Well, that sounds like a plausible story to me, Wilton.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21I just feel there's more he's not telling us.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25I'd like to put surveillance on him for a few days.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Yeah, sure. Fill your boots.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Just remember to stick an IOU in petty cash,

0:20:30 > 0:20:32£10,000 for overtime.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34- Colin, just listen. - No, you listen, Wilton.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38I just had the Chief Inspector close to tears because we're struggling

0:20:38 > 0:20:42to come up with the budget for the police-dog roadshow.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Now, in what universe am I going to magic money

0:20:44 > 0:20:48out of my arse to put eyes on some kid because you've had a feeling?

0:21:09 > 0:21:10Rhons?

0:21:12 > 0:21:16Is now a bad time to discuss takeaways?

0:21:16 > 0:21:18- Yes.- Well, they will get busy if we...

0:21:18 > 0:21:21- PHONE RINGS - Oh, hold that thought.

0:21:23 > 0:21:24Hello?

0:21:24 > 0:21:28- HEAVY BREATHING - Hello?- 'Yes, er, hello.'

0:21:28 > 0:21:32This is a message for Misses Leanne Stubbs and Rhona Fairburn.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Oh, have we won something?

0:21:34 > 0:21:36I need you to listen carefully.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Your location has been compromised.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43'You must leave the premises immediately.'

0:21:43 > 0:21:44Sorry, who is this?

0:21:44 > 0:21:47There is a mole in the police.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Your location has been disclosed

0:21:49 > 0:21:52'to your pursuants and you must leave immediately.

0:21:52 > 0:21:53'Repeat, leave immediately.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55'I'm...'

0:21:56 > 0:21:57I'm sorry.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Ooh, Toblerone!

0:22:09 > 0:22:10Got to be done.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Shi-i-it!

0:22:16 > 0:22:19- What am I supposed to be looking for?- Take your passport!

0:22:19 > 0:22:22Where's your passport! I can't find my passport!

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Oh, shi-i-it!

0:22:27 > 0:22:30- Just get a move...! - Found it, found it, found it!

0:22:33 > 0:22:35- What are you doing? - Can't leave without the gun,

0:22:35 > 0:22:36that's our ticket home.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39There's five minutes left, Rhons, we're going to have to leave it.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42We need it, Leanne! Oh, fuck off.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Rhons, go to the loo.

0:22:46 > 0:22:47Don't worry, I will get the gun.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53Right, I'm going to take you down.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Oh, shit.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Yeah, that's it. Nice.

0:23:10 > 0:23:11Ow!

0:23:15 > 0:23:18Ugh! You twat!

0:23:18 > 0:23:20How's it going, Leanne?

0:23:20 > 0:23:24All right. I'll say this, Hotpoint know how to build a washing machine.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Argh! Shit!

0:23:32 > 0:23:35Come on, have it, you bitch!

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Ahh-ah!

0:23:37 > 0:23:38Oww...!

0:24:00 > 0:24:01So, mate...

0:24:02 > 0:24:03..what's been going on?

0:24:05 > 0:24:06Just been chilling.

0:24:07 > 0:24:12So, there's nothing I need to know about? You know,

0:24:12 > 0:24:16like, from a business point of view?

0:24:16 > 0:24:17Nah.

0:24:18 > 0:24:19Like what?

0:24:20 > 0:24:23Like, I don't know...

0:24:24 > 0:24:27..has anyone been round to speak to you about anything?

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Nah. I'm dull as fuck, mate.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39I couldn't do it.

0:24:39 > 0:24:40- WASHING MACHINE BEEPS - Oh!

0:24:45 > 0:24:47All right, come on.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57- Rhona, what are we going to do?- Shh!

0:24:57 > 0:24:59STAIRS CREAK

0:24:59 > 0:25:02(Go back!) LEANNE SQUEALS

0:25:15 > 0:25:17It's weird, mate, cos, er,

0:25:17 > 0:25:21I thought I saw the 5-0 outside your house earlier.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26Oh, yeah, that.

0:25:28 > 0:25:32Yeah, they were giving my mum shit again about not having a TV licence.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37What, plain-clothes?

0:25:37 > 0:25:40SHE STIFLES HER BREATHING

0:25:40 > 0:25:42DOOR HANDLE RATTLES LEANNE GASPS

0:25:42 > 0:25:43Shh!

0:25:44 > 0:25:48DOOR OPENS FLOORBOARDS CREAK

0:26:00 > 0:26:03Yeah, mate. They take that shit well seriously.

0:26:11 > 0:26:12THUMPING AT THE DOOR

0:26:12 > 0:26:14HANDLE CONTINUES TO RATTLE

0:26:25 > 0:26:27GUNSHOT

0:26:27 > 0:26:28GUNSHOT, THEY WHIMPER

0:26:30 > 0:26:32SLUMPING >

0:27:00 > 0:27:03(Oh, God...)

0:27:10 > 0:27:13Oh, bums.