0:00:02 > 0:00:05This programme contains some strong language
0:00:05 > 0:00:08I'm afraid the murder you witnessed was part of a gang-related feud
0:00:08 > 0:00:11over the sale of bootleg cigarettes. Until this goes to trial,
0:00:11 > 0:00:13you'll both be granted protected witness status.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15You're saying we need to go into witness protection?
0:00:15 > 0:00:16LEANNE GASPS
0:00:16 > 0:00:19From now on, I need you to only use these names.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Sarah Penn.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Lisa Smith.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Look, I've got a job for yous, ain't I?
0:00:26 > 0:00:29It's a couple of girls causing a bit of trouble.
0:00:29 > 0:00:30They need taking out.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- Have any of you lads ever handled one of these before?- Yeah.
0:00:33 > 0:00:34Yeah, of course, man.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Hiya, Jackie.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39- All right.- IN POOR IRISH ACCENT: Nice weather we're having.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Telly said it was going to piss it down.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Are you taking the piss?
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Police are here, Gaz, want to talk to you.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49I'd like to take Gareth down to the station,
0:00:49 > 0:00:50if you don't mind, Mrs Pugh.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52'To make a formal statement.'
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Has anyone been down to speak to you about anything?
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Nah.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58That's weird, mate, cos...
0:00:59 > 0:01:02..I thought I saw the 5-0 outside your house earlier.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08There's a mole in the police.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12'Your location has been compromised.'
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Shit!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56GUNSHOT
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Oh, bums.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Jackie!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Jackie.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Jackie!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Rhona, guard the door.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35- Rhona!- Yes, sorry.- Jackie!
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Oh, my God, I'm a murderer. I've got blood on my hands.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42Like Blair, only without the property portfolio.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44- What are you doing? - Calling an ambulance.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- No, wait, they'll put me in jail. - Rhona, we've got to.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- Oh, God!- Look, you shot her through a closed door.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51She didn't even see you. Ambulance, please.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Great, I'm not just a murderer, I'm a competent murderer(!)
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Yeah, a lady's been shot.
0:02:57 > 0:02:5939 Woodbridge Court, Swindon. Please come quickly.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Leanne.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06Shit.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09There's a guy out there looking at the flat, Rhons.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11I'm not being funny.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14I think that's him. I think that's the baddie.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Christ! How are we going to get out of here?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23And what are we going to say happened?
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Oh, my God.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- I think she's breathing.- Really?
0:03:29 > 0:03:33I think her tits are moving up and down.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Right, we need to shoot one another.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37- What?- Just in the foot or something, as a cover story.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41We'll say that a guy came, shot us all, and then he went.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42Rhons, I think there's an argument
0:03:42 > 0:03:44for saying let's not shoot any more people.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47We've got no choice. Here. Shoot me in the foot.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51- I... Are you...? - Shoot me in the foot.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Hmm...!
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Wait!- Oh, thank God. - It needs to be through the door.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Shoot me in the foot through the door.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- Don't let go of that towel.- I'm not.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- Rhona...?- Hurry up!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Hang on.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Can't we just say we came home and found her like this?
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Yeah.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27- Yeah, that works too. Cool.- OK.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35HE BREATHES HEAVILY
0:05:09 > 0:05:10GUNSHOT SOUND EFFECT
0:05:10 > 0:05:12SIRENS IN DISTANCE
0:05:12 > 0:05:16He's just sort of hanging around, watching. He's smoking.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18I knew he was the bad guy.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Ambulance is here.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21SIRENS STOP
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Leanne.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23DOOR CLOSES OUTSIDE
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Now...
0:05:28 > 0:05:30leave this to me.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Oh, Jesus Christ!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42SHE SOBS
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Lord take vengeance on the bastards that have done this.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50- What's the patient's name? - Jackie.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Jackie, love. Can you hear me?
0:05:56 > 0:05:57OK, heart's beating, I've got a pulse.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59SHE SOBS
0:05:59 > 0:06:01We just came in and found her like this.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02I mean, I'm no detective,
0:06:02 > 0:06:05but it was probably just a drifter going from town to town.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07We're coming with you, Jackie.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Don't worry. Every step of the way.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Actually, it's probably best if you stay here.
0:06:11 > 0:06:16- Police are on their way. - Oh, Christ in heavens above!
0:06:16 > 0:06:19All right, fine. You can come.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26Stay with my voice, Jackie. I won't let the angels have you yet.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30What about Charlie Little Pockets?
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Charlie bloody Little Pockets can look after himself.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45SIRENS WAIL
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Follow that fucking ambulance there.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55MUSIC: Why by Annie Lennox
0:06:55 > 0:06:56'Mummy!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58'Pyjama bottoms back on, please.'
0:07:01 > 0:07:04'Mummy!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06'Bottoms on now.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09'Bottoms on. I'm going to count to three.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11'One, two...'
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Three minutes and I want it all cleared away.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16This had better be good. I'm at a bake sale.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17'Is that Detective Wilton?'
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Speaking. Who's this?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21My name's PC Creswell, over at Swindon.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24We've had an incident at an address which the system's telling us
0:07:24 > 0:07:27you've got an operational interest in.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28'39 Woodbridge Court.'
0:07:28 > 0:07:30What sort of incident?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32'A shooting. One IC1 female,'
0:07:32 > 0:07:36- mid-40s, large build, believed to be a neighbour from...- 'OK.'
0:07:36 > 0:07:37There are two residents at the property.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Two IC1 females accompanied the victim to hospital.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42An officer is being dispatched to intercept them there.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- OK. Listen carefully. - Brown Owl...
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Those two women are witnesses in an active investigation.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Now, this shooting is almost certainly an attempt on their lives.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Brown Owl, can I go to the toilet?
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Yeah, yeah, go, go.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Tell the officer to reassure them of their safety,
0:07:56 > 0:07:57bring them into the Swindon station,
0:07:57 > 0:07:59and I'll collect them there myself personally.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01GUNSHOT SOUND EFFECT
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Oh, my God.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Right, guess how many former Big Brother contestants
0:08:29 > 0:08:31are on the sex offenders register?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Male and female.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37As soon as we get news about Jackie, we need to get out of here.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- That guy could've followed us. - Rhona, we're in a hospital.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43There's no safer place to get shot.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44Ladies.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Am I right in thinking you'd be the two ladies
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- who came in here with a gunshot victim?- Yes.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52I am aware of your situation.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Leanne Stubbs. Rhona Fairburn.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00This must've been tremendously upsetting for you both.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02If you'd like to come down to the car,
0:09:02 > 0:09:03I'll take you down to the station.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05You're completely safe now.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Yeah, thank you, that's such a relief.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Before we go though, we would just like to...
0:09:16 > 0:09:17..pray.
0:09:18 > 0:09:23Yes, it's something we picked up living in Dubai,
0:09:23 > 0:09:26and we never really got out of the habit of it, did we, Rhons?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Five a day, like with fruit and veg.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31They do say it's harder to quit than smoking...
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Islam.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36We'll meet you back here. Don't go anywhere, will you?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- What do you think? - We can't trust him.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51He could be the mole. Or he could be working with the mole.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52How did he know our names?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Maybe he knows DC Wilton.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Maybe she's the mole? Maybe they're all the mole.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- He wants us to get in a car with him. Fuck that.- I'm scared, Rhona.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Me too.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Why do they call it a mole?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Is it after the animal or the freckles that give you cancer?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25We need to get out of here, fast.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33OK. Good session?
0:10:33 > 0:10:37- Yes, thank you.- I think faith's important, don't you, officer?
0:10:37 > 0:10:39I mean, we can argue about which one's right,
0:10:39 > 0:10:42but at the end of the day, they all boil down to the same thing.
0:10:42 > 0:10:47Bad people who hurt others will pay for it in eternal damnation,
0:10:47 > 0:10:51- don't you think so? - I certainly hope so, yes.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Now, if you'd like to follow me to the car.
0:10:54 > 0:10:59DOCTOR WHO PLAYS ON TELEVISION
0:11:00 > 0:11:03So, how am I going to do that?
0:11:06 > 0:11:09SHE PASSES WIND
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Excuse me.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18That's the onions, I'm afraid, Linds.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24You've got your mother to thank for that, Adrian.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Giving me onions.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35I like them,
0:11:35 > 0:11:37they don't like me.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45- SHE PASSES WIND - Oh.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Actually I could just do with popping to Smith's
0:11:56 > 0:11:59to get a chocolate bar
0:11:59 > 0:12:01- because I'm hungry.- And diabetic.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03And diabetic. Not to mention diabetic.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06I've got a Toffee Crisp in the car. You can have that. My treat.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12Actually, I need to go to the Sock Shop concession, down by Costa,
0:12:12 > 0:12:14to buy a pair of pants.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18I'm not too proud to admit, having survived an assassination attempt,
0:12:18 > 0:12:22that it's not very nice down there.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24I've been fresher.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27There'll be a shower and a change of clothes waiting for you
0:12:27 > 0:12:30down at the station. Let's just get to the car, shall we?
0:12:33 > 0:12:35- Er, actually, there is just one other thing.- What?
0:12:35 > 0:12:37I need to...
0:12:38 > 0:12:41I mean...
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Run! Sorry!
0:12:44 > 0:12:46God. First murder, now assaulting an officer.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47I'm basically Raoul Moat.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51What?
0:12:53 > 0:12:55- It's him, I'm sure it's him.- Who?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Sulky guy.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01The guy I saw hanging around outside our flat.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Shit.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Shit!
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Hello. Who are you?
0:13:27 > 0:13:30I'm Dr Purso.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- Mrs...?- Harris.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34Hm.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Mrs Harris,
0:13:37 > 0:13:43I'm the specialist old lady doctor on this ward.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46This is Nurse Goodfaith.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Nurse, would you check the patient's notes for me?
0:13:57 > 0:14:00What's the CBX count?
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- 50.- Good.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- CBX count?- Mm.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07No-one's ever mentioned that before.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11Honestly, this place is run like a bloody zoo.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Can't wait to get back to Harley Street
0:14:13 > 0:14:15and start making some proper coin.
0:14:16 > 0:14:23Before you go, doctor, I've been having a twinge in my left breast.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24Can you check it for me?
0:14:26 > 0:14:28That's more nurse territory.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30If you'd like to pop your top off,
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Nurse Goodfaith will have a feel for you.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:14:40 > 0:14:44Wilton. Yeah, hello.
0:14:44 > 0:14:45Yes, I'm just on my way now.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49They've what?
0:14:49 > 0:14:50Absconded?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56OK, let's go.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Wait.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08He's coming back!
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Hello, I'm the doctor, and she's the nurse.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22VENTILATOR INFLATES AND DEFLATES BEEPING
0:15:24 > 0:15:25Oh.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Answer it.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46Hello?
0:15:48 > 0:15:49Who's this?
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Rhona, it's DC Wilton at North Meads station.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Rhona, I know about what's happened.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55I'm so sorry.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Let me assure you we're doing everything we can
0:15:57 > 0:15:59to find out how this could've happened.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02We know why this happened. We were tipped off.
0:16:02 > 0:16:03I'm sorry?
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Someone called us to say that our location had been revealed
0:16:05 > 0:16:07- by the police.- By the police?
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- No, no. Hang on. - 'There's a mole in the police.'
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Someone working for the gang. Maybe more than one.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Maybe even you.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Suffice it to say we no longer feel safe under your protection.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- Can we just meet?- From here on in, we'll be going it alone.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22Rhona?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25"Suffice it to say?"
0:16:25 > 0:16:28"From here on in?"
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- What is going on, Rhona? - Give me your phone.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Fuck the police.
0:16:37 > 0:16:38That's what's going on.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Just Rhona and Leanne?
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Wait, is that the hand you wiped the old lady's tit with?
0:16:48 > 0:16:49I've sanitised.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Right, let's get out of here.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Shit.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Rhona.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02Disguises.
0:17:02 > 0:17:07Yes, but stealing, law, morals.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Polyester.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Rhona, this is life or death.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Needs must.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16No jewellery, no valuables,
0:17:16 > 0:17:19and we post the stuff back to the hospital when we're done.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Yeah.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24# Yeah
0:17:25 > 0:17:28# Yeah
0:17:29 > 0:17:33# Won't you follow me into the jungle?
0:17:35 > 0:17:38# Ain't no god on my street... #
0:17:38 > 0:17:39- Sorry.- Sorry.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41There it is.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45Right, we need to think about names, accents and...
0:17:45 > 0:17:47What?
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Leanne, I told you to check.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Right, we're going to have to put them back.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Hang on a minute.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00This guy,
0:18:00 > 0:18:01he'll be in overnight, right?
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Eyes shut, lots of machines
0:18:03 > 0:18:07and, between me and you, I had a quick swizz down his chart...
0:18:07 > 0:18:08he ain't coming out.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12I think we've found a bed for the night.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22MUSIC: Get Busy by Sean Paul
0:18:38 > 0:18:39Fuck it.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Listen, I'm sure I saw 'em, but...
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Fuck.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50- So, what, do you fancy a kebab, then?- Mm.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16My uncle's been in one time, right, said he saw a rat.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19A rat. And the guy working there picked it up, snapped its neck,
0:19:19 > 0:19:21chucked it in the bin, touching up all the salad...
0:19:21 > 0:19:22BRAKES SCREECH
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Fucking move, you silly old twats.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31And he's touching up the salad and that.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Now, if there's one thing I'm big on it's hygiene.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36You don't touch rats and then touch up people's doner kebabs,
0:19:36 > 0:19:38do you know what I mean?
0:19:38 > 0:19:40THUNDER RUMBLES
0:19:43 > 0:19:46MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:20:14 > 0:20:16HE GRUNTS
0:20:53 > 0:20:56MOBILE PHONE: 'Message deleted. Next new message.'
0:20:56 > 0:20:57BEEP
0:20:57 > 0:21:01'Gareth, it's Mum. Where are you? Your tea's going cold.'
0:21:01 > 0:21:03'Message deleted.' BEEP
0:21:03 > 0:21:06'Gareth. Your tea's in the bin. Will you get yourself home?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08'Now, please.'
0:21:09 > 0:21:11'Message deleted.' BEEP
0:21:11 > 0:21:14'Gareth, I'm not being funny. Give me a ring. Or text.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17'It's getting late now.'
0:21:17 > 0:21:19'Message deleted.' BEEP
0:21:19 > 0:21:22'Gaz, love, can you give me a ring, please?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25'You're not in any trouble, just give us a ring.'
0:21:25 > 0:21:27'Message deleted.'
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Shit. There must be a Mrs Ambrose.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Well, why don't we just go in anyway
0:21:50 > 0:21:54and if she sees us we'll just tell her we're her daughters
0:21:54 > 0:21:55and she's got dementia?
0:21:57 > 0:21:58Oh!
0:22:11 > 0:22:12Yes! I love camping.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Night, Rhons.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Night.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Are you thinking about Jackie?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Yeah.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38Cos you shot her?
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Yeah.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Bless.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46You know, if you want to talk about it...
0:22:46 > 0:22:47I'm always here.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Thanks, Leanne.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57You know, I think...
0:22:57 > 0:23:00even as a child I was always... LEANNE SNORES
0:23:06 > 0:23:09RHONA SIGHS, LEANNE SNORES
0:23:15 > 0:23:18TRAFFIC IN BACKGROUND
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Oh, bums.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Balls. Why did we have to break into a caravan?
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Right, Gareth Pugh's gone missing.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49You gotta take out these witnesses.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Finish the fucking job.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55- Oh, my God, it's the wrong key! - Hurry up!
0:23:55 > 0:23:57GUNSHOT SOUND EFFECT