0:00:02 > 0:00:05This programme contains strong language
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Guess what happened with me and Patrick last night.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10- He collects and restores teddies. - And pals about with blokes that shoot people.
0:00:10 > 0:00:14I wondered if you would look after Charlie Littlepockets for me?
0:00:14 > 0:00:18- That would be an honour. - We need to find out what's inside back there, Leanne.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21- I'm opening it up.- Well, what is it? - It's a gun.
0:00:21 > 0:00:25This programme contains adult humour
0:00:25 > 0:00:27So, then, got rid of the body properly, then, yeah?
0:00:27 > 0:00:31- Yeah.- You've got to get to the spunk out of the bollocks.- What?
0:00:31 > 0:00:38You have got to take out these witnesses. Finish the fucking job.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Put these on me tab, yeah?
0:00:40 > 0:00:41No tabs. You need to pay for that.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46This is what your daddy should have done.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47- What was that?- It's nothing.
0:00:51 > 0:00:52Oh, fuck.
0:01:12 > 0:01:13BELL RINGS
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Patrick.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- All right, mate?- Willy.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28Great to see you.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35It's been a while. Was you just in the area, or...?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Oh, I'm stressed out here, mate.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Just trying to stay calm.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42- I'm sorry to hear that. - I need a favour.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43A big favour.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44Erm...
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Well, I mean...
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- If...- I knew I could count on you, mate.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53I just need you to look after something for me.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56One-Pack'll drop it round,
0:01:56 > 0:01:59just throw it in the fucking drawer and forget about it.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Fuck me. What's all this, mate?
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Oh, that's just a sideline...thing.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Do you make these?
0:02:09 > 0:02:10I restore... Well...
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Yeah.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Yeah... Each bear gets a little certificate, yeah?
0:02:19 > 0:02:22That's fucking quality, that, mate.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26- Yeah?- I tell you what, my wife, she'd go fucking nuts for that.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27I tell you.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Oh, yeah. Hang on.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32I tell you what.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- Serious?- Yeah.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- Little present.- Oh, mate.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45She'll fucking... Come here. Come here.
0:02:45 > 0:02:46Ah!
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Hey!
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Argh!
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Hey, top bloke.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Don't you forget, mate. Door's always open.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07DOORBELL RINGS
0:03:39 > 0:03:40SHE SCREAMS
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Morning.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Do you think I got enough on it?
0:03:49 > 0:03:52I mean, some went on my hand, and I had to sort of drip it on.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55I mean, a lot went on. It was a big one.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58I mean, you don't drink that much Tizer and not do a big one.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Oh, Rhones, nothing's happening.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Does that mean I'm not... It does, doesn't it?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04It means I...
0:04:04 > 0:04:08Oh, my...God.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09A line.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- That means I'm pregnant.- Oh, my God.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Hey, my horoscope said,
0:04:15 > 0:04:19a new person or job opportunity would come into my life.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21And a baby is sort of like a person.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- And being a full-time mum is a job. - Oh, my God.
0:04:24 > 0:04:30Russell Grant, if you can hear me now, and I believe you can,
0:04:30 > 0:04:32thank you for this blessing.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34- Oh, my God, this is a disaster. - No, this is fate.
0:04:34 > 0:04:39Leanne, we need to talk about your options.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Names. Breast-feed or bottle.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45No, I mean the two options you have right now.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47What, boy or girl? Yes.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50If I want a girl, I need to start eating garlic or oily fish now.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Hello, you're through to Childline.
0:04:58 > 0:05:03Yeah, hi, this is, like, confidential, right?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Yes, that's right, lovie.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11- Even if I've done something illegal? - Even if you have broken the law.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Right. Because what it is is...
0:05:14 > 0:05:16I shot this guy.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17What?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19I shot this guy.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Jesus Christ, I thought you were going to say you'd nicked some cans.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23Sorry.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28- Go on, lovie.- I just don't really know what to do now.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31And I'm a bit stressed out because the spunk's still in the balls.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35- The what?- The spunk is still in his balls.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37It's got DNA in it.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Well, I mean... I think that's the least of your worries, lovie.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44You don't have to worry about...
0:05:44 > 0:05:46about the spunk in the balls.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47That's not a thing.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51Really? Fuck. Thanks, Benny.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53You just made me look like a twat in front of Childline.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56I think you should go to the authorities.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59It sounds like you're a very disturbed young man.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01What? Fuck's sake.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03I could have gone to my mum for that.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Is there anything else you want to talk about?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07No.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Wait.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10Yeah.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Is it gay to get stiffies in the night?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Oh, my God. I think I can feel him kicking.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- Is that possible?- No.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27- No, it isn't.- Must be gas.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32The Tizer. Oh, baby's first Tizer.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Right, so what do we do now?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Well, first of all, I've got to talk to Patrick.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- What?- Rhona, he's the father.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Yes, but in the cons column,
0:06:42 > 0:06:46he could get you, and now your unborn child, killed.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50Rhona, yeah, he may have some shady friends,
0:06:50 > 0:06:52but he's not going to hurt the mother of his child.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Now, maybe he'll slam the door in my face, but he's the father.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57I'm going to talk to him.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Well, you'll be going on your own.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02Fine.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04I'm serious.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08I know you are.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20I won't be there to back you up if anything goes wrong.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Rhona, believe it or not,
0:07:23 > 0:07:28I made it 26 years of my life without your help.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Pull, Leanne.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44GUNSHOT
0:07:55 > 0:07:56You heard, then?
0:07:58 > 0:08:00I can't believe it.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01She was such a good woman, you know?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Sharp wit,
0:08:05 > 0:08:06damn fine cheesecakes.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11You think they got to Forrest?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13That he's mixed up in all this shit?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15I think we have to entertain that idea, yeah,
0:08:15 > 0:08:17given that his wife was shot on her own doorstep.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Fuck!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22You know, I've never told anyone this.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27I grew this moustache because of that man.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Fuck.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Right.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- You are OK there?- Yeah. - Are you sure?
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Shall I just check if the milk is pasteurised?
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- Erm...- No, I'll just check.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Hello, is it pasteurised?
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Sorry, mate. Hi, the milk, is it pasteurised?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Leanne. Leanne, wait.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09Of course you need to talk to Patrick about this.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10I'm sorry.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Sorry I called you a cold-hearted bitch.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- When did you say that? - Maybe I just thought it.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Point is, it's water under a bridge.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Come on, let's go catch the train.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Come on.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYS
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Adrian?
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Adrian?!
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Adrian, my name's DC Wilton, I'm a police officer.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51I wanted to talk to you about Gareth Pugh.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Gareth who?
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Oh. Yeah.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- That guy. - I was told you two are friends.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Oh, no, we was more friends in year eight, to be honest.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11- Right.- The teachers and Gareth's mum said that you two are pretty tight.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13I know him to say hello to.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Why? What's he done?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Gareth didn't come home on Saturday night.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20He hasn't been seen since. Do you know anything about that?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Well, when did you last see Gareth?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Well, I don't want you to worry, Adrian.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33We're going to be looking for Gareth,
0:10:33 > 0:10:36and we're very good at finding people, whatever's happened to them.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37If you do remember something,
0:10:37 > 0:10:40it doesn't matter how small it might seem,
0:10:40 > 0:10:43you need to let us know, OK?
0:10:43 > 0:10:44- Yeah.- OK?
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Yes!
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Hey, Dens, he's come home.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00We'll have the whipper-in round.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43- Mystique?- Hi, Patrick.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47Sorry to bother you. I know I only saw you, God, day before yesterday?
0:11:47 > 0:11:50So much has happened. Sorry I look a bit weird,
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- I slept on the street last night. - Is everything all right?
0:11:53 > 0:11:54Whoa.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Uh. What the...?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Inside, bucko.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- Right, look, I can explain.- Rhona.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Please just put the gun down.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06- We didn't discuss this. - We know you're in a gang.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- Yes, OK.- Rhona. - I mean, no, I used to be.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10Put the gun down.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- Leanne, shut up.- For God's sake, please, no more bloodshed.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- What?- She's got previous.- Oh, God.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Is it money you're after? Cos I can get you money.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20The gang, what's your involvement?
0:12:20 > 0:12:22I was... I was a teenager.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Oh, God, I'm not in it any more, I swear.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Right, so you got this from Argos, did you?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- I was made to hide it. - Just listen to him.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33These bears - what's that about? Stashing coke or something?
0:12:33 > 0:12:35- What?- Right, you're being ridiculous now.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Coke? No, if you put a gram of coke one of those bears,
0:12:38 > 0:12:40it would actually devalue it.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43And why didn't you call my friend back?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- I'm... I'm sorry. - It's all right, Patrick.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47Would it have killed you to text her?
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Look, I had an essay to finish.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Could have text me that, though.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Look, honestly, I have nothing to do with a gang, I swear.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56- I'm a student...- Have you got an NUS card for this academic year?
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Erm...
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Can I raise a practical question at this juncture?
0:13:07 > 0:13:08May I go to the loo?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- No.- Rhona.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13I have IBS. When I get stressed, erm...
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Patrick needs a poo, Rhona.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Yes. Patrick needs a poo.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Sorry. Sorry, I didn't know she was going to do this.
0:13:24 > 0:13:25This is very much her thing.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30- I'll look away.- Don't look away. You don't know what he might do.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32I think I know what he's going to do.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35There's actually something I need to tell you, Patrick.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37I hadn't imagined I was going to do it like this, but...
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Wait, I want to know why he had this gun.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Someone from my past came round and asked me to look after it.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47- And if you know this... - WATER SPLASHES
0:13:47 > 0:13:49..person, then, you can't say no.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53So why did you give it to Mystique? That's not very nice, is it?
0:13:53 > 0:13:55The police came round and I had to hide it.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58I'm sorry, I really am, it's just... I didn't...
0:13:58 > 0:14:00WATER SPLASHES
0:14:00 > 0:14:02..think anyone would make a connection between us.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07Oh, nice and quick.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- That's a credit to your diet, Patrick.- Thank you.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Look, you were the first person
0:14:12 > 0:14:16I thought of that didn't have any involvement in any of this.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17Quick word?
0:14:17 > 0:14:18PATRICK COUGHS
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Do you think he's telling the truth?
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Yes, I think he's telling the truth.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30But I also need to tell him about...
0:14:30 > 0:14:31SHE HUMS
0:14:31 > 0:14:33All right.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36All right, let's tell him who we really are.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37Really?
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Hey, look who it is.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Hey, matey boy, you dropped something.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Why are you looking at my penis?
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Oh, Sanjeev, he's looking at my penis.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04- Oh, fuck off. - Do you know, I spanked this boy.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08Yes, I spanked him, and now no trouble.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11We're friends now. He's a good customer.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Hey.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17See, he shitted his pants. He shitted his pants pants.
0:15:42 > 0:15:43OK, Patrick.
0:15:44 > 0:15:49Our real names are not Sarah Pen or Mystique.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Believe it or not.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54They are Rhona and Leanne.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00- OK.- It's not that we've been lying to you, yeah.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02We were given those identities by the police
0:16:02 > 0:16:04when we went into witness protection.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Well, the police gave us the start point.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09We really built the characters ourselves.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12- Right.- We were placed into witness protection
0:16:12 > 0:16:15because we saw a shooting on Parson's Lane in Bristol.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18Oh, shit.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20And the gang, the same gang I assume you used to be involved with,
0:16:20 > 0:16:24have found our location. They've got contacts in the police.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27They sent a guy to kill us night before last.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29OK, you... You guys have got to leave right now.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31We've... We've never met, I promise you, my lips are sealed.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32No, we need your help, Patrick.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35No, no, no, you don't understand, these guys work for Willy Whelan.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39- Who's Willy Whelan?- He's like Mr Big in the East Bristol...
0:16:39 > 0:16:43Google him. He's been busy. Look, I wish I could help you guys.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45I really do. I've got... I've got 30 quid in my pocket.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Wait, Patrick, there's something else.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Leanne? Tell him.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57I'm pregnant.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02We're having a baby.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26I had so much to drink last night, right?
0:17:43 > 0:17:47Hey. I count them crisps, man.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48You know what happens.
0:17:57 > 0:17:58Are you OK?
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Yeah. Yeah, sorry...
0:18:02 > 0:18:05I don't know what happened there. Just the shock.
0:18:05 > 0:18:10I don't mean to be rude, but you're definitely sure?
0:18:10 > 0:18:11Yes.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15I did this.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17A line means pregnant.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20And I could have bought the own-brand one, but I didn't.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24OK.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27OK, you're pregnant.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30We're going to have a baby.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33We're going to have a baby.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35You will be a mum and I'll be a dad.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Yes, I mean, this is in the context of gangsters wanting to slay us.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Right, yeah, of course, yeah.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Well, firstly, I'll help you, of course.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48I'll help you.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Yes! Good, yes, thank you.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52We'll get some money together.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54We'll go abroad.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Off the top of my head, I'm thinking Kavos.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00We'll get jobs working in the clubs, selling shots.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02No, no.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Patrick, people have different opinions about parenthood.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07And every one is valid.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09But I always imagined my child
0:19:09 > 0:19:11wouldn't live on the run from gangsters.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Exactly. We want to go home, Patrick.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Have you been listening to a word I've said?
0:19:18 > 0:19:19You can never go home.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23I've got a plan.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25We've got the murder weapon.
0:19:25 > 0:19:26You know the murderer.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29We plant it in his house and call Crimestoppers.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31- Yeah.- No, no, no, no.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- That guy you saw, he's no-one. - But if he gets convicted...
0:19:34 > 0:19:36If he gets convicted, it won't go away. Don't you get it?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38- But the police said... - The police don't know shit.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42But what about Willy what's-his-name?
0:19:42 > 0:19:43If we put the gun on him,
0:19:43 > 0:19:46and he went to prison for murder and that,
0:19:46 > 0:19:47could we go home then?
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Well, if... If he didn't know it was you, yeah, maybe,
0:19:52 > 0:19:54if he went down for long enough.
0:19:54 > 0:19:55But you'd never get to do it, this guy...
0:19:55 > 0:19:57You know him?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Yes, well... Sort of.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Well, there you are. We'll do that, then.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12- What's going on? - We've had a call about that lad.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- The one you told me about. - Gareth Pugh? What's happened?
0:20:15 > 0:20:17His mum's had a text from him.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21You know, Wilton, this morning, morale here was in the toilet.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23But this? This is what we signed up to do.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Christ, I love police work.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29All right, lads, this is it. Asian sex gang!
0:20:33 > 0:20:35SIRENS BLARE
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Let's fucking do this.
0:20:42 > 0:20:47What are you...? Somebody help me.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Contact my solicitor. AJ? AJ, call my solicitor.
0:20:50 > 0:20:55Good work, boys. Lots of passion, lots of energy, lots of hustle.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57And not any loss of accuracy.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00- Stellar policing. - Get me out of here. No.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Get me out of here!
0:21:33 > 0:21:35If you're on the rob, you can fuck off.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39The only thing I've got to my name in here is a bag of piss.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42I just want to ask you a few questions.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44There you are.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48It's about those two girls.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50- What?- You know it was them shot you, don't you?
0:21:51 > 0:21:52It was meant for me.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57And I don't know who they told you they were and what they were doing
0:21:57 > 0:22:00there, but they are running from a drug debt.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Yeah? And you know, you can call me old-fashioned,
0:22:02 > 0:22:06but if you owe money to someone, you give them it back.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08That's common courtesy, isn't it?
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Oh, listen, love. You can leave off that shit.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14The police have already told me they were in witness protection.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16And I'm guessing you're one of the lads who's after them.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21I don't really give a shit, to be honest with you.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23But if you're looking for them...
0:22:32 > 0:22:33..I do know something.
0:22:33 > 0:22:34Yeah?
0:22:34 > 0:22:38One of them, Mystique, has got a boyfriend.
0:22:38 > 0:22:39Shagging a local lad.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43He doesn't go by the name of Charlie Littlepockets, does he?
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Might do. Might not.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47But I can give you his real name.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49- Oh, go on, then. - What are you offering?
0:22:50 > 0:22:53You're a cheeky bitch, you are, aren't you?
0:22:53 > 0:22:55I'll tell you what, I'm offering that.
0:22:55 > 0:22:56So give me his name,
0:22:56 > 0:22:58or I'll give you another fucking bullet to match that one.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00You won't get his name, then, will you, love?
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Why don't you go and tell whoever the fuck you work for
0:23:03 > 0:23:07that I'll give you the name for a grand?
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Excuse me, visiting time is over.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14It's all right, love, it's just my nephew.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17He'll change my bedpan, so you don't have to do.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20It's a good job we're family, isn't it?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22It's a fucking dog's breakfast down there.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41HEAVY OBJECT BEING MOVED
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Hey, it's me. There you go.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Got some toothbrushes, shampoo and deodorant.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55I wasn't sure what you liked.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59- Leanne, you OK? - Oh, yeah, thank you, Patrick.
0:23:59 > 0:24:03- I'm just resting, which is vital. - Good, good.
0:24:03 > 0:24:04Do you feel sick?
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Erm...
0:24:07 > 0:24:09- No.- Good, good.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12If you do, just... go for your life.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16It lands where it lands - don't worry about it.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Oh, you're so sweet, Patrick.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21And there are some towels and stuff in the cupboard.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Just help yourselves, and I'll see you...
0:24:24 > 0:24:26in the morning.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Honestly, what part of odourless antiperspirant
0:24:28 > 0:24:29does he not understand?
0:24:29 > 0:24:31I mean, why would I want to smell like a teenage boy?
0:24:31 > 0:24:35Do I look like a woman who wants to smell like a teenage boy?
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Oh, God.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56Oh, Leanne.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Leanne?
0:24:58 > 0:24:59Mm.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06Nothing.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14It's risky, but you could have something there.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Police are appealing for anyone
0:25:16 > 0:25:18with information on Gareth's whereabouts...
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Patrick has been so amazing, you know.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25Leanne, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Got you, you bastard.