0:00:02 > 0:00:10This programme contains some violent scenes and some strong language
0:00:13 > 0:00:14This is me bra.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17You dirty little bastard.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19- Dad, no! - You'll be married on Sunday.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22- Dad, we didn't... - You'll be married.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24What if somebody else killed Whelan?
0:00:25 > 0:00:26But who?
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Think about it, Leanne, there's another gang.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31GUNSHOT
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Ah.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52SHE BELCHES
0:00:55 > 0:00:58- Found anything? - Yeah, look at this.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01This guy, Farooq Erdem, the guy we saw get shot, I think
0:01:01 > 0:01:04this is his dad, and listen to this,
0:01:04 > 0:01:08"Charges against Mr Erdem include cultivating cannabis, handling
0:01:08 > 0:01:10"stolen goods, illegally importing meat..."
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- I think it's a family outfit. - Like the Mafia.
0:01:13 > 0:01:14Yeah, exactly. What have you got?
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Watch the budgie and look at the kitten's face.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Leanne.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22All right, sorry for sharing probably the best gif
0:01:22 > 0:01:24I've seen all year.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27OK, here we go, "Farooq Erdem, owner, proprietor,
0:01:27 > 0:01:30"Top Class Kebabish, Longwell Street, Bristol."
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- We need to check this place out. - Deffo.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42SHE CRUNCHES
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Oh.
0:01:44 > 0:01:45See anything?
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Leanne, can you stop being so noisy?
0:01:48 > 0:01:52What? Snacks is a big part of any decent stakeout, fact.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Oh, I can see him, that's him.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Let me see.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Oh, that's our guy.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Then tomorrow we begin phase two. Are you ready for this?
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Oh, yeah.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Yo.
0:02:16 > 0:02:21Hey, you were supposed to come back at 12 for your dinner.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Where were ya? Are you drunk?
0:02:24 > 0:02:28I'm just... I was just doing this, sorry.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Well, I brought it to you, anyway.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Make sure you're not late for your tea, mind.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42If you're not there by dark, it'll go in the bin.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45HE LAUGHS
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Ah, you're her bitch-boy now.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Ah, Mr Slick's getting married and you're her bitch-boy, so.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Sweet, innit?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59And that's been lowered,
0:02:59 > 0:03:01that's been lowered,
0:03:01 > 0:03:04springs out, cylinders in,
0:03:04 > 0:03:06big bad boy subwoofer at the back, that'll get the bass pumping...
0:03:06 > 0:03:11Sorry to bother you, but my son, Benny, I know he knows you lads.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15I've not heard from him and I just wondered if you'd seen him
0:03:15 > 0:03:16or if you know where he is.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Sorry, love, no.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20I'm just a bit worried.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22I just fucking told you, didn't I?
0:03:43 > 0:03:45PHONE CHIMES
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Hey, Rosemary, you there?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Yes, you OK?
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Having a bit of a tough time at the moment, to be honest.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Work stuff.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Oh, you poor poppet, nurses are so undervalued.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16How did you know I was a nurse?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22I googled you.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27That's OK.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30I was training to be a nurse but I got kicked out of college,
0:04:30 > 0:04:32I've gone back to an old line of work.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40I'm doing things that aren't strictly legal.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44I understand if you don't want to talk to me.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Of course I still want to talk to you, I'm your friend.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Thanks, Rosemary, that means a lot. Speak soon.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Woohoo! A-ha.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21GUNSHOT
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Now, this is it.
0:05:31 > 0:05:36This'll be your marital home where you'll live, raise your babies.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Needs a lick of paint and some tarp for the roof.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44That's something you can take care of.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48HE SPITS
0:05:51 > 0:05:55You'll do the work yourself, mind, you're not my boy.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58I won't be a father to you.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Coffee, please, darling. Black, three sugars.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Farooq Erdem...
0:06:37 > 0:06:41You don't know me yet,
0:06:41 > 0:06:44but you will do, my son.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Name's Slater, DCI Slater,
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Bristol Police.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Thanks, love.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Just transferred in from the Met.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00I've been looking at your file, Farooq.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06You've been a very busy boy, ain't ya?
0:07:11 > 0:07:15I think I might get a few of my old pals at the Met to cast
0:07:15 > 0:07:16an eye over your file.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20We'll find something, Far...
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Ah...
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Top hit.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44This month in bears.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Mm.
0:08:03 > 0:08:09Age gap relationships weird?
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Mm.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17TV PLAYS
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Evening, Farooq.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Well, well, well.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Nice place you have here.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31What do you want?
0:08:31 > 0:08:32I want a kebab, Farooq.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34It's not a problem, is it?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37All right, Slater, stand down.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Shit.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Shit indeed, Detective Constable.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48What are you doing down here?
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Slumming it a bit, ain't ya?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52My unit are working on something.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55I have business to discuss with Mr Erdem.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Kimberley Goodwood.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Mr Erdem, I work for a government unit concerned with
0:09:05 > 0:09:08domestic security and organised crime.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10What, like MI5?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Something like that.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16So? What do you want with me?
0:09:16 > 0:09:21Mr Erdem, this conversation is not happening and I am not here.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25What I'm about to put to you is absolutely not police
0:09:25 > 0:09:27or government policy.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32We need Willy Whelan...
0:09:32 > 0:09:34..dead.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38If you and your gang would be willing to, um...
0:09:38 > 0:09:40..kill him,
0:09:40 > 0:09:45not only would you not be actively investigated or prosecuted,
0:09:45 > 0:09:46but you would also be granted
0:09:46 > 0:09:48a further three years' criminal immunity.
0:09:48 > 0:09:53What?! You're willing to do a deal with scum like that?
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Ah...
0:09:57 > 0:10:01You're fucking lucky she's got my bollocks in a vice.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Well?
0:10:07 > 0:10:12I can't help you. I am no longer involved in criminal activities.
0:10:12 > 0:10:17Come on, Farooq, you can be honest with us, this is all off the record.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19I am being honest.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27We sold cigarettes from Turkey,
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Whelan says stop, we said no,
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Whelan killed my son, so we stop.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37It broke my heart.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42It broke my heart.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46OK.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50Oh, come on, Farooq, be positive,
0:10:50 > 0:10:54you can't give up after just one knock.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Yeah.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58You are seriously telling me to go back to crime?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01If you haven't got a dream, Farooq...
0:11:02 > 0:11:05..how are you going to have a dream come true?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Leave my shop now. Please.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Now!
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Shit.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17So, Whelan killing his son, that was really quite effective.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- Yeah, I didn't figure on that.- No.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21What the fuck was all that?
0:11:21 > 0:11:24What the fuck do you want with my dad? What do you want with my dad?
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Yeah, I know you're not police. Who the fuck are you?
0:11:27 > 0:11:29OK, OK, OK. No, you're right, just...
0:11:29 > 0:11:33Just please put the weird scary knife down and...and I'll explain.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38OK. Yeah.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40We're the witnesses to your brother's murder.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43We testified at the trial.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44Yeah...
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Well, what was all that black ops shit in there, then?
0:11:47 > 0:11:49We're now on the witness protection programme
0:11:49 > 0:11:54and we can never go home as long as Whelan's alive.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Yeah, and we were hoping that we might be able to
0:11:57 > 0:12:01persuade your dad to take care of that. Sorry.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03- Sorry.- Sorry.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06That was really you? In the trial?
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Picture number two is the offender, Your Honour.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17Well, first up...
0:12:20 > 0:12:22..thank you.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25You're welcome. Oh, God. Do you know what?
0:12:25 > 0:12:28That is the first time anyone's said that to us, including the judge.
0:12:28 > 0:12:33Yeah, well, you don't need to persuade me to kill Willy Whelan,
0:12:33 > 0:12:36I've thought about it every day since my brother's murder.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38But if I could do it, don't you think I would've done?
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Whelan's not an idiot, you can't get near him.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43But what...what if we worked together as a team,
0:12:43 > 0:12:45and we could come up with something?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Right, yeah, and in terms of our planning a gangland murder,
0:12:47 > 0:12:49what would you two be bringing to the table?
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Well, I've got a degree.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Yeah, and I'm really good at remembering birthdays.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59Sorry.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05Thanks again for...you know.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08If you ever want a free kebab.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18So that's that, I guess. We tried.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21No, no, this can work. That guy's up for it
0:13:21 > 0:13:23and we've seen from his little knife-waving act
0:13:23 > 0:13:25that he's got the skill set.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29We just need to figure out a way to get him a shot at Whelan.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35You!
0:13:37 > 0:13:38I know your face.
0:13:38 > 0:13:43You knew him. Where is he?
0:13:43 > 0:13:44Where is my son?
0:13:45 > 0:13:48- Sorry, I don't know. - I know he's dead.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54I know he's dead, so just tell me where you put him
0:13:54 > 0:13:56so I've got somewhere to go!
0:13:58 > 0:14:00He's my boy.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02I'm sorry, I really don't know.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04- Please.- I don't know.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05- Please!- I don't know.
0:14:05 > 0:14:10SHE SOBS
0:14:16 > 0:14:19PHONE BUZZES
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Hello, Patrick, it's been a while, you OK?
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Things aren't great right now.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Mm, want to talk about it?
0:14:39 > 0:14:40No.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45You don't sound like yourself, Patrick.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50You don't know me, I'm not a good guy.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53You are a good guy.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00I don't want to do this any more. Sorry.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23OK, problem - it's hard to get to Whelan.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27Whelan...hard.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33- He's always in the Badger, surrounded by his goons.- Yeah.
0:15:33 > 0:15:38But what if we could somehow bring Whelan to our guy...?
0:15:38 > 0:15:42Yes, yeah. How?
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Well, let's think about Whelan, let's get inside his head.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Criminal.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Beard.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Likes crime.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Dislikes...
0:15:54 > 0:15:57..shaving.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Well, you've been inside his flat, what's he into?
0:16:00 > 0:16:04Well, he seemed to like, um...boxing.
0:16:04 > 0:16:05Right.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Chinese ornaments...
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Chinese boxing match.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Oh, hang on, hang on, I spoke to his wife.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Well, what do you remember about her?
0:16:21 > 0:16:26Me, I love anything to do with the Tudors...
0:16:26 > 0:16:28..to do with the Tudors...
0:16:29 > 0:16:31OK, I think I might have something.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39- Hello?- We're not open yet.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42It's us, remember?
0:16:45 > 0:16:49Look, if you want your free kebabs, come back at lunchtime.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Any of the ones under four quid.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- Is your dad in? - Nah, he's at boxercise.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55OK, good, we need to talk to you.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Tudor banquet.
0:16:59 > 0:17:00What?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03OK, just trust us on this, we know...
0:17:03 > 0:17:07- For a fact... - That Mrs Whelan is a fan...
0:17:07 > 0:17:11- Big fan. - Yes! Of all things Tudor.
0:17:14 > 0:17:19So we pretend we're staging a Tudor banquet.
0:17:19 > 0:17:25A romantic Tudor-themed evening of food, song and raffles.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28We lure Mrs Whelan into booking two tickets for her
0:17:28 > 0:17:31and her husband, but when they get there, there is no event.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Just you...
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Primed and ready to... Yeah.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Tudor banquet?
0:17:39 > 0:17:43Just sounds a bit...gay.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Sorry, you're objecting to the plan for aesthetic reasons?
0:17:45 > 0:17:48But that's why it's so good.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Who's ever suspected there's something
0:17:50 > 0:17:52underhand about a Tudor banquet?
0:17:52 > 0:17:54OK, it's a bit of a long shot
0:17:54 > 0:17:57but if she doesn't go for it then what have we lost?
0:17:57 > 0:17:58Nothing.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04HE SUCKS HIS LIPS
0:18:18 > 0:18:21So he thinks he's going to this fucking banquet,
0:18:21 > 0:18:25we'd have to dress the place up, make it look busy.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Absolutely, totes.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Then, when he steps inside, you shoot him.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33No, no, you shoot a man,
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Whelan's less than that.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39I'll kill him with hammers.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Yeah.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Whatever you feel comfortable with.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51So, er, you're in?
0:18:55 > 0:18:56I'm in.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58BOYS CHUCKLE
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Come on, hurry up.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06- Where are we going? - You'll see, just follow me.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Oh, mate, I've got shit all over my Nikes.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Look, you are going to love this, I promise.
0:19:17 > 0:19:18Check it out.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- Wow.- Shh.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Wow.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26We should go, we shouldn't stay too long.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30- Why not?- Because we might scare the mother off. Come on.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34Wait, I just want one final look.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42All right.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Hey, come on, race you to the park.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46You wish, small legs.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49THEY LAUGH
0:19:49 > 0:19:52DRILLING
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Mr Slick.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14You're to be married in the morning.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17You and me need to have a little talk...
0:20:20 > 0:20:24..as men, before you start breeding my daughter.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Are you cut?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31What?
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Are you circumcised, lad?
0:20:36 > 0:20:39In this house, we follow Scripture.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43You must be cut before you wed, you must be cut like Jacob.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Well, go on, then.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Are you going to do it now here, like a man,
0:21:00 > 0:21:01or do I have to get Granny?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Argh!
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Pa, what's going on?
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Gurvin!
0:21:15 > 0:21:16Woo!
0:21:16 > 0:21:20Gurvin, the bastard's away.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Ah!
0:21:39 > 0:21:41GUNSHOT
0:22:31 > 0:22:33You all right there, son?
0:22:33 > 0:22:35- What are you doing standing in the middle of the road?- Shit.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Where are you going? Oi! Stop!
0:22:38 > 0:22:39Oi!
0:22:45 > 0:22:48HE WHIMPERS
0:22:58 > 0:23:01I have got a fucking stiffy right now.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07You've seen them on TV, now eat your dinner dressed as them...
0:23:07 > 0:23:08the Tudors.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10That ginger lad, yeah?
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Did you give his mum some money?
0:23:13 > 0:23:14Argh!