0:00:02 > 0:00:03GUNSHOT
0:00:03 > 0:00:04Oi! Stop!
0:00:06 > 0:00:08I've gone back to an old line of work.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10I'm doing things that aren't strictly legal.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12- Where's my son?- Sorry, I don't know.
0:00:12 > 0:00:13I know he's dead.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Tudor banquet.
0:00:15 > 0:00:19We lure Mrs Whelan into booking two tickets but when they get there,
0:00:19 > 0:00:21- there is no event.- Just you.
0:00:23 > 0:00:24I'm in.
0:00:39 > 0:00:44# When I was 17
0:00:46 > 0:00:50# It was a very good year
0:00:52 > 0:00:58# It was a very good year for small-town girls
0:00:58 > 0:01:02# And soft summer nights
0:01:05 > 0:01:09# We'd hide from the lights... #
0:01:09 > 0:01:10DOOR LOCKS
0:01:11 > 0:01:16# On the village green
0:01:18 > 0:01:22# When I was 17... #
0:01:27 > 0:01:29So, what do you think?
0:01:30 > 0:01:33We need to make it look legit from the outside,
0:01:33 > 0:01:36make it look busy. You'll have to get, like, a PA
0:01:36 > 0:01:39and play some crowd noise and, like, bare Greensleeves and shit over it.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Yeah, sure, I can sort that.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Er, I could do a banner and decorate the doorway and...
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- and maybe a funny blackboard. - Yes, good.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Not the blackboard, though.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Car park needs to be full.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Cousin of mine's got a dealership. He should be able to sort us out.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Great.- So basically, they'll come in
0:01:56 > 0:01:58and I'll be waiting here
0:01:58 > 0:01:59and I'll be like...
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Bang!
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Easy, clean.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Perfect. Well, um, sounds like you've got it all in hand
0:02:08 > 0:02:12so we'll just get onto these jobs and help you set the place up and...
0:02:14 > 0:02:16..leave you to do the business, I guess.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- What?- Yeah.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Nah, nah, nah, you two need to be here.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22What about the wife?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24I need you to hold her back, get her out of the way.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Can't do this without your help.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32- Wife?- Yes, OK.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36So...
0:02:37 > 0:02:39We're now quite involved in this murder.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Yeah, well, let's not kid ourselves -
0:02:41 > 0:02:43we were always involved, it's just...
0:02:43 > 0:02:45now we might have to see a bit more.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Just feels quite a bit worse than making bunting.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Yeah, well, if you think about it
0:02:49 > 0:02:52we'll actually be taking a lady OUT of the path of danger.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55We're like stretcher bearers in World War I
0:02:55 > 0:02:57or Medecins Sans Frontieres.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02She'll probably be glad to see the back of him more than anyone.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07He's a monster at work. God knows what he's like at home.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Probably pisses all over the toilet seat.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13And I bet he's a dick about putting the heating on.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14- Absolutely.- Yeah.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Yep, there she is.
0:03:26 > 0:03:2810:54.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- Same time as yesterday and the day before.- Like clockwork.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Who goes to a beauty parlour every day?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Hey, don't knock it. I'd do the same if I had her success.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54All right, Hayley, love, thanks.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56It's nails tomorrow, isn't it?
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Comes around quick.
0:04:10 > 0:04:16We've not had a proper night out, Willy, just the two of us, in years.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19What you talking about? We did a couple of weeks ago.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20When?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22We had that Chinese takeaway.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26I mean, go out. Properly.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30We live in a pub. That's the beauty of it.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33You could have a Breezer right now, who's going to stop you?
0:04:36 > 0:04:37SHE SIGHS
0:04:55 > 0:04:56HE KNOCKS
0:05:13 > 0:05:14This is for you.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- What's this? - It's for you. Take it.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Has he sent you, has he? Trying to buy me off?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21No, no, no, this is my money.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23I don't want money.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Look, I'm just trying to help...
0:05:39 > 0:05:41PHONE RINGS
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- BAZ:- Yeah?
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Any phone call yet?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Lot of phone calls but none from a Whelan.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Shit, right, OK, well, just keep turning them away.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Anyone who isn't Mrs Whelan, it's sold out.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Look, it was a nice idea, yeah?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58But maybe we just admit it's not going to work.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00But I've been thinking - given the levels of interest,
0:06:00 > 0:06:03you know, I might just straight up do a Tudor banquet,
0:06:03 > 0:06:05start selling the tickets for real. I'll cut you in 10%.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07What? No.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09End of the day, I'm a caterer, fam.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Look, this is going to work, OK? Just stick with it.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15We just need to up the ante.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18UPBEAT CAPER MUSIC
0:06:33 > 0:06:37You've seen them on TV. You've read about them in books.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Now eat your dinner dressed as them.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Yes - the Tudors.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Off with the head of a delicious pig,
0:06:46 > 0:06:48which we will then spit-roast.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Book now, quoting Radio Avon,
0:06:51 > 0:06:54and your lord, or lady, dines free.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59WHISTLE BLOWS
0:07:00 > 0:07:02HE YELLS
0:07:11 > 0:07:12WHISTLE BLOWS
0:07:15 > 0:07:17HE KEEPS YELLING
0:07:17 > 0:07:19She's told me she's going to wear a jumpsuit,
0:07:19 > 0:07:22she's only turned up in a flipping baby doll.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Oh, my God, no way.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Who does that?
0:07:26 > 0:07:27Give me two moments, all right?
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Hi. Sorry, um, bit of a weird one...
0:07:32 > 0:07:35I'm with a modelling agency. Could I have a quick word?
0:07:37 > 0:07:38Outside?
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Yeah, sure.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Sorry, love, just sweeping round your legs.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54So, um, er, if you don't mind, if you could give us a little spin?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Lovely, lovely figure.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59So, any plans for this weekend?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Oh, um...
0:08:01 > 0:08:04I have. My boyfriend's taking me to this Tudor banquet.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Cos he loves me.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Oh, I want to go to that.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Don't tell me I gave them all out in Milan.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11SHE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Can I get my husband to agree?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Oh, well, do you know what I do when it's like that?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Just book the tickets and tell him we're going.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Well, I should be getting back inside.- Yes, um...- Good for you.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Yeah, anyway, I'd better get out of your way
0:08:22 > 0:08:24and let Hayley do your roots.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27If you're interested, then Google us at, er...Lady Models.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29OK, sure, thanks.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Oh, where was I?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Anyway, I turned up in a pencil skirt
0:08:35 > 0:08:36so it was all right in the end.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44- PATRICK:- We were walking home, oh, all night long.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Right, anyone who ain't Patrick, fuck off.
0:08:57 > 0:08:58Everything all right, Willy?
0:09:00 > 0:09:02That ginger lad, yeah?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Did you give his mum some money?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Look, I'm really sorry, Willy.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12She came up to me in the street the other day. She was a real mess.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14I didn't say the money was anything to do with her son
0:09:14 > 0:09:16and I didn't mention you or, or the boys.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18I made it clear that it was... it was my money.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Shit, I'm so sorry. I should've...
0:09:25 > 0:09:26How much did you give her?
0:09:28 > 0:09:29About...
0:09:30 > 0:09:31..five grand.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58There's double.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Ten grand.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01What?
0:10:01 > 0:10:02That's for you.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Willy, I...
0:10:04 > 0:10:05You're a good man, Patrick.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07I wish I'd thought to do that, I do.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Poor women. Not her fault her son's a dickhead, is it?
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Um...no.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15You done a good thing, a beautiful thing.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Well, she didn't seem to think so.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Well, fuck her, then.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Fuck her.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Use that money to do something nice for yourself.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Get a new suit or something.
0:10:29 > 0:10:30Or a blow job.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42TV: While Steve and Sarah take time to consider their options,
0:10:42 > 0:10:44I'm off to catch up with Mark and Charlotte...
0:10:44 > 0:10:47PHONE RINGS
0:10:47 > 0:10:48Hello?
0:10:48 > 0:10:52It worked. Mrs Whelan, she just booked two tickets to the banquet.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Yes!
0:10:54 > 0:10:55OK, speak soon.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59It worked. She bought two tickets.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01THEY SQUEAL
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Right, now there's just the small matter of
0:11:05 > 0:11:06the battering to death with hammers.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09TV: ..which sounds like a terrible idea.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Forgot to tell you, I booked two tickets to this...
0:11:26 > 0:11:29If you don't want to come, I'll find someone else.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31All right, I'll come.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35I don't have to dress up like a twat, though, do I?
0:11:35 > 0:11:36No.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40It would be nice if just once you could wear a ruff.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59I've decided to take my Shirl on a night out.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Got tickets for this here Tudor banquet.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07Nice.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08Yeah, Alan can drive us
0:12:08 > 0:12:11so tell him to stay off the piss Friday afternoon.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Alan.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Oh, and see if you can get me a ruff.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Ruff.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Right...
0:12:21 > 0:12:24While you're here, boss, there's something I got to tell you.
0:12:24 > 0:12:25Oh, yeah?
0:12:27 > 0:12:28It's...
0:12:28 > 0:12:30- Shit, I'm sorry... - No, no, no, no, it's all right,
0:12:30 > 0:12:33you stay there, son. You can say in front of Patrick. He's board level.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Quavers, the lad who shot the grass...
0:12:39 > 0:12:40Yeah, what about him?
0:12:40 > 0:12:43He's fucking absconded from your cousin's place. Got himself nicked.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Oh, the silly twat.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Has he talked?
0:12:46 > 0:12:47Not yet, as far as I know.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Well, we can't take the risk, though, can we?
0:12:50 > 0:12:53He's pissed on his chips. Where is he?
0:12:53 > 0:12:54Ashbury.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Get him gone.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Qua-vers...
0:13:48 > 0:13:51I'm going to try and find a fancy dress shop.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Can you find whatever you need to make the banner and stuff?
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Yep.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Right, so I'll meet you back here in about an hour?
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Oh! While we're in town we should claim our free kebabs.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03What? Leanne, no.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Yeah, why not?
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Because you don't know who might see you - police, gang members.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Rhona, free kebab.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11Fine, do what you like.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17The meat's on those spinny things for days, you know?
0:14:17 > 0:14:19And it's dripping in saturates.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20I like satriates.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22CAR LOCKS
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Ding dong!
0:14:33 > 0:14:34Er, hello?
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Big changes are coming in these ends, boys.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46We're going to be back in business - for real this time.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50I'm taking Whelan out. That's happening.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54Then, same night, I want you boys to take out his lieutenants, yeah?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56All at the same time.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58End of The Godfather shit, you know, Night of The Long Knives,
0:14:58 > 0:15:01like we did in history, where we had to compare sources.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04I got their names and addresses.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08Nez, you're going to do Trevor Haynes - goes by One Pack.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Birdseye, you're going to do John Wilkes.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Kemal, Patrick Daniels.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18Remember these names and addresses, yeah? Then burn this paper.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22And there were six of them in the back room in the kebab shop
0:15:22 > 0:15:24and he gave each one of them
0:15:24 > 0:15:27the name and address for the one they're going to kill.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30I think we should rethink this whole thing.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32But, look, he's a career criminal.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34We knew that getting into this
0:15:34 > 0:15:37and he's going to do criminal things.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40If he wants to go on a killing spree I'm not going to like it
0:15:40 > 0:15:43but I'm certainly not going to feel responsible for it.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45I dunno...
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Leanne, we've been through all this, OK?
0:15:48 > 0:15:52We are stuck like this as long as Whelan's alive.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56How often are we going to find someone willing to voluntarily knock him off for us?
0:15:58 > 0:15:59Look, when all this is over,
0:15:59 > 0:16:01we'll make a donation to the Red Cross, OK?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03A three-figure sum.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Now, please, drive us home.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10I've bought us some Magnums and they're going to melt.
0:16:29 > 0:16:30SHE SIGHS
0:16:42 > 0:16:43MOTOR STARTS
0:17:07 > 0:17:08CAR LOCKS
0:17:10 > 0:17:11Patrick!
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Patrick...
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Leanne. What the fuck? How have you found me?
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Patrick, just listen.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Are you out of your mind? I can't... We can't talk.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23I know, I know, but just please listen.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25I know you're back in the gang.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27I...I dunno what you're talking about.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29The Tudor banquet - it's a trap.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34We've teamed up with the Erdem gang.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Oh, my God.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Oh, shit, Leanne, do not do this.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41I can't stop it!
0:17:41 > 0:17:43And now the Erdems, after they kill Willy,
0:17:43 > 0:17:46they're coming for you. You have to leave town before tomorrow.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48I can't be seen talking to you. Just go.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50- Patrick!- Just go!
0:18:18 > 0:18:22Patrick, mate, what's up?
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Um...
0:18:24 > 0:18:25Sorry to call late.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Don't worry, mate. What's wrong? Something on your mind?
0:18:31 > 0:18:34It's this Tudor banquet thing...
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Yeah?
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Um...
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Don't go.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Don't go? Why not?
0:18:44 > 0:18:46I dunno, I've just...
0:18:47 > 0:18:49..just got a bad feeling about it.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53I mean, what do we know about it? Who's running it, you know?
0:18:53 > 0:18:55How do we know it's legit?
0:18:56 > 0:18:57I dunno, I mean...
0:19:00 > 0:19:01OK, the thing is...
0:19:03 > 0:19:05I had a dream about it, and...
0:19:07 > 0:19:09..my birth mum, you know, she...
0:19:10 > 0:19:11..apparently had the gift.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21All right.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25All right, I'll give a swerve.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30Saves me having to wear this fucking bollocks anyway, doesn't it?
0:19:43 > 0:19:44Shirl!
0:19:46 > 0:19:50Shirl, where's them tickets for the fucking...thing?
0:19:50 > 0:19:51On the dresser!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05PHONE RINGS
0:20:10 > 0:20:13- Yeah.- All right, mate, er...
0:20:13 > 0:20:15I'm coming to the banquet tonight, mate,
0:20:15 > 0:20:17and I'm just checking, is there parking, yeah?
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Yeah, yeah, no problem.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21And, er, you serve alcohol, yeah?
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24Beer, wine, cider, the lot.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Telefondaki kim?
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Kimse degil, endiselenme!
0:20:29 > 0:20:31All right, then, mate.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Er, well, we'll see you later, then. Looking forward to it.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38What the fuck was that fucking language?
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Pakistani, weren't it? Or Welsh.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44No, no, no, no, no, it were fucking Greek or something.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52Turkish.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10PHONE RINGS DOWN THE LINE
0:21:11 > 0:21:12Yeah?
0:21:12 > 0:21:16Er, yeah, I just wondered if you had any tickets left for this banquet?
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Nah, sold out, sorry.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37PHONE RINGS
0:21:42 > 0:21:43Hello?
0:21:43 > 0:21:47Patrick, mate. Your hunch - fucking bang on, son.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- Yeah?- Yeah, we looked into it, the banquet.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Fucking Erdems are behind it
0:21:52 > 0:21:56and I don't think they're planning on serving me no fucking goose, do you know what I mean?
0:21:56 > 0:21:59No, I think you must've got the gift off your old mum.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03Anyway, get yourself down here now. All fucking hands on deck here.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:22:04 > 0:22:09We're going to ambush the ambush and have a fucking big bonfire.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12This is going to go down in history as one of the fucking big moments.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Yeah, um... I'll see you, then.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Fuck yeah.
0:22:27 > 0:22:28Evening, all.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33I feel like fucking chicken tonight.
0:22:33 > 0:22:34Here he is.
0:22:34 > 0:22:39Man of the hour, Mystic fucking Meg! Come here.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Ha-ha! You ready for this?
0:22:42 > 0:22:43- Yeah.- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:22:43 > 0:22:49Gentlemen, I have got a fucking stiffy right now.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Right, everyone clear what they're supposed to be doing?
0:22:54 > 0:22:57No-one's an hero, no-one's a dickhead.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Stick to the plans, we'll be home before closing.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00Come on.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06TUDOR MUSIC PLAYS
0:23:09 > 0:23:10Any sign?
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Not yet.
0:23:14 > 0:23:15SOFT CLATTERING
0:23:17 > 0:23:18This is fucking it.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41No, there's nobody there. It's probably just a pigeon or something.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00GLASS SHATTERS
0:24:01 > 0:24:02That wasn't a pigeon.
0:24:04 > 0:24:05There's somebody there.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27- It's locked.- What?
0:24:27 > 0:24:29It's Whelan. He knows.
0:24:31 > 0:24:36# Alas, my love, you do me wrong
0:24:36 > 0:24:41# To cast me off discourteously
0:24:41 > 0:24:45# And I have loved you so long
0:24:45 > 0:24:49# Delighting in your company
0:24:51 > 0:24:55# Greensleeves was all my joy... #
0:24:55 > 0:24:56Fuck!
0:24:56 > 0:25:00# Greensleeves was my delight
0:25:00 > 0:25:04# Greensleeves was my heart of gold
0:25:04 > 0:25:09# And who but my lady Greensleeves? #
0:25:09 > 0:25:10THEY SCREAM
0:25:12 > 0:25:13Look at that.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Work of fucking art.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21Consider yourselves made. Every single fucking one of you.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Here, come on, let's get a fucking selfie.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30Anyone puts this on Facebook, I'll have his fucking bollocks.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32EXPLOSION
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Oh, look at that, lads!
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Sweet justice.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Burn, you fuckers, burn!
0:25:39 > 0:25:41HE YELLS
0:25:43 > 0:25:44Right, then.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47I'm going to treat you all to fucking tapas.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57# Greensleeves was all my joy
0:25:57 > 0:26:02# Greensleeves was my delight
0:26:02 > 0:26:07# Greensleeves was my heart of gold
0:26:07 > 0:26:13# And who but my lady Greensleeves? #