0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains some violent scenes and very strong language.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08- Quavers, the lad who shot the grass, got himself nicked.- Get him gone.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Leanne, what the fuck? How have you found me?
0:00:10 > 0:00:12The Tudor banquet, it's a trap.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15- It's this Tudor banquet thing... - Yeah.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17I've just got a bad feeling about it.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Your hunch? Fucking bang-on, son.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22We're going to ambush the ambush, have a fucking big bonfire.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28It's locked. It's Whelan, he knows.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36Oh, look at that lads! Sweet justice!
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Burn, you fuckers, burn!
0:01:36 > 0:01:40Oh, look at that, lads! Burn, you fuckers, burn!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Right, I'm going to treat you all to tapas.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57But you never had them other things, no?
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- Er, no.- Well, basically they're just like fucking chips
0:02:00 > 0:02:02and spicy ketchup, but they're fucking lovely.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Hands where I can see 'em, boys.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Fuck.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16PHONE VIBRATES
0:02:17 > 0:02:18Hello.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22Patrick, mate, your hunch, fucking bang-on, son.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- Yeah?- The banquet, fucking Erdems are behind it.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29Get yourself down here now, all fucking hands on deck here now,
0:02:29 > 0:02:33we're going to ambush the ambush and have a fucking big bonfire.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Right.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53I'm sorry. I never was.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55I'm not pregnant.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58I never was.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Leanne didn't know anything.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11We really did think she was pregnant, I made her keep it up,
0:03:11 > 0:03:13she didn't want to.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Look, are you out of your mind? I... We can't talk.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18I know, I know, but please just listen.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19I know you're back in the gang.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22I know you're back in the gang.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30I've gone back to an old line of work.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34I'm doing things that aren't strictly legal.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Oh, you poor poppet. Nurses are so undervalued.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Nurses are so undervalued.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Of course I still want to talk to you, I'm your friend.
0:03:52 > 0:03:57You are clearly a very talented, sensitive, good-hearted young man.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01I fell in love, Patrick, with a man who was a master of the craft.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Leanne.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Shit, Leanne. Shit!
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Come on, come on, come on. Answer. Pick up, pick up.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20E-MAIL SENDS
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Leanne, it's Patrick. I know this is you, call me urgently, please.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Come on, come on, come on. Reply.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Shit.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Fuck it.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Wilton, Wilton, there you are.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Right, front desk now. There's someone here wants to talk to us,
0:04:41 > 0:04:43you're not going to be disappointed.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Can't you do it? I'm snowed under here.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46- Well, this is big. - Well, so is this.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Someone's written "twat" on the cenotaph.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Right, yeah.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Well, that's horrible, my grandad served.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59But, seriously, you're going to want to talk to this person.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Oh, Jesus Christ.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Right, then, I'm going to treat you all to tapas.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30SCREAMING
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Police! Stand back!
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Police! Stand back!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Freeze! On the floor! ALARM BLARES
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Hands where I can see 'em, boys.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Joseph Whelan...
0:06:23 > 0:06:26..I'm arresting you for arson and conspiracy to murder
0:06:26 > 0:06:29for a start-off.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32You don't have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you
0:06:32 > 0:06:34do not mention when questioned something which you
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- later rely on in court.- Mother had the fucking gift, did she?
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- Anything you do say may be given in evidence.- Look at me.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Do you understand?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Fucking look at me, you cunt!
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Do you understand?
0:06:45 > 0:06:46Fucking look at me!
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Drop your weapon!
0:06:57 > 0:07:00No, you fucking bastards!
0:07:00 > 0:07:02That were a good man, that.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Hands in the air, nobody move.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Right, sign these.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29- What's this?- It's a legally binding waive of your right to sue us
0:07:29 > 0:07:32for giving your names to the Whelan gang.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33- Okey-dokey.- What? No.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37And in return, I won't ask what the hell you were planning to do
0:07:37 > 0:07:38in that building tonight.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- OK, fair enough.- So do I sign? - Yeah. Yeah.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48I'm sure you're keen to find out what today's events mean for you.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51An informant from the Whelan gang came forward,
0:07:51 > 0:07:56providing extensive information, including the tip-off about today.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Whelan himself was shot whilst trying to resist arrest.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02He was pronounced dead at the scene.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Now, obviously, as police, that's not a result we celebrate,
0:08:09 > 0:08:11we'd want to see him have his day in court.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Are you drinking Champagne?
0:08:17 > 0:08:18No!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20It's Cava.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Er, crucially, we've assessed your risk levels
0:08:22 > 0:08:25and the team feels it's now safe for you both to go home.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- Thank you.- Oh!
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Oh, thank you.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Oh, my God, we're going home.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- It's over, ladies.- Thank you.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43You're more than welcome.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Can we have some fizz?
0:08:46 > 0:08:47No.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- DC Wilton, it was Patrick, wasn't it?- Sorry?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57The informant. It was Patrick Daniels, I know it was...
0:08:57 > 0:08:59I'm sorry, I'm not able to confirm or deny if it was...
0:08:59 > 0:09:02I know, I know but I just want to thank him.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Well, I'm afraid that's not possible.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- Whoever it is...- Patrick.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09That informant is now himself in witness protection.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Oh, of course.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15He would've known about that.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Oh, I'm sorry Leanne.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23You were right about him.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57And on the eighth count of murder, how do you plead?
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Guilty, Your Honour.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01And on the ninth count of murder, how do you plead?
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Guilty, Your Honour.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Now, what I was thinking we could do with Pepe today
0:10:35 > 0:10:37is just take a bit off to frame his face
0:10:37 > 0:10:39and soften the shoulders a bit.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Yeah, just make sure you clip the shite from round its arse, love.
0:10:50 > 0:10:51James.
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Hi.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Rhona, hi.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58So now, right, as well as my own commission,
0:10:58 > 0:11:03I'll be getting 0.5% on everything my sub team does, yeah?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06What about outside work? Do you have any hobbies?
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- Yeah, I do have a hobby, actually. - Ah?
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Well, passion, really.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Don't tend to talk about it, though,
0:11:12 > 0:11:14because some people do extract the Michael.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Oh, yeah? Well, tell me about it.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20Well, I am an absolute nutter...
0:11:23 > 0:11:24..for F1.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28So, which one do I press?
0:11:28 > 0:11:30- This one.- Which one?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- AV1.- Why does it say AV1?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34I thought it was BT Vision.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36It just does. Just press it.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38You're doing great, just stick with it.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02Thank you.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Here you go.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09God, it feels like ages since we've seen each other.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12- So much has happened. - Yeah, I know, right.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Doesn't it seems weird now that just a matter of weeks ago
0:12:15 > 0:12:20we were genuinely participating in a plot to kill a man with a hammer?
0:12:20 > 0:12:23You know what? I like to see a job get done as much as the next person,
0:12:23 > 0:12:26but I'm actually glad we didn't have to see that.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29- Agreed. Cheers.- Cheers.
0:12:34 > 0:12:35So how's things?
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Yeah, good. Good.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40It's funny being back at work. It feels like I haven't been away.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42- Yeah.- Got my tickets booked
0:12:42 > 0:12:46for this year's internal audit conference. Yawn.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48No, it's a bit of a piss-up.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Watch out, Excel Centre.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Oh, I got an offer accepted on a flat.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Oh, amazing.
0:12:55 > 0:12:56Yeah, I'm pretty psyched.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- Anyway, how about you?- Good, yeah.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Work's good, um...
0:13:03 > 0:13:05You know it's nice to see the dogs again,
0:13:05 > 0:13:07you know, the non-biters, you know,
0:13:07 > 0:13:10and I've got, um, a bra-fitting booked,
0:13:10 > 0:13:14because, you know, you should... you should, you know, ever year.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Leanne... Leanne, what's wrong?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21I don't know, I'm sorry.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Come on.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24I know it sounds mad, but...
0:13:27 > 0:13:31- ..I wish we were still in wit pro. - What? Why?
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Because I don't want to be Leanne Stubbs again.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Like, I prefer Mystique,
0:13:37 > 0:13:41or Julie Evans, salesperson of the month.
0:13:41 > 0:13:46They were exciting interesting people and they did cool stuff
0:13:46 > 0:13:48and people liked them.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Leanne Stubbs is just bloody Leanne Stubbs.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Yeah, but those people were Leanne Stubbs, though.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58Oh, you know what I mean.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Well, no, I don't.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04You did those things, Leanne.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05People liked you.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10Do you know what I think?
0:14:11 > 0:14:15I think, in some weird way, witness protection was good for you
0:14:15 > 0:14:18because it made you start again,
0:14:18 > 0:14:21and turns out you're good at that.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22I guess so.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Like, really good.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27So you can do it again,
0:14:27 > 0:14:31and I don't think you need the threat of impending assassination
0:14:31 > 0:14:32to do it.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35You can do whatever you want, Leanne.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Believe me.
0:14:39 > 0:14:40Well, what do I want?
0:14:41 > 0:14:45I don't know, what do you want?
0:14:53 > 0:14:54Leanne?
0:14:54 > 0:14:58Prince has had an accident. Can you bring me the mop and the poo towel?
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Paula, I'm not coming in tomorrow.
0:15:06 > 0:15:07What? Why not?
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- Or the day after that. - What are you talking about?
0:15:09 > 0:15:11- I'm leaving.- What?
0:15:11 > 0:15:15I'm sorry. Don't worry about paying me for the week.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Leanne?
0:15:18 > 0:15:19Leanne!
0:15:41 > 0:15:42DOORBELL RINGS
0:15:51 > 0:15:52SHE SNORTS
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Leanne?
0:17:21 > 0:17:22Leanne?
0:17:39 > 0:17:40Yes?
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Hi, sorry, I was actually looking for DC Wilton?
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Transferred out the borough.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49Promoted. And why not? She's...she's a great detective.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51So am I.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54I'm a man and I've got rather a pale hue,
0:17:54 > 0:17:57and that's really unfashionable at the moment.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01OK. Er, well, look, you might remember me,
0:18:01 > 0:18:04I was one of the witnesses to the Parson's Lane shooting?
0:18:04 > 0:18:06I'm a police detective, love.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09I deal with a lot of shootings.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Right, but you do remember this one?
0:18:12 > 0:18:13Yeah.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18OK, well, look, the thing is, I'm seriously worried.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20My friend, the other witness, she's gone missing
0:18:20 > 0:18:24and I'm just really frightened that something's happened to her.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- Missing, how?- Well, she's not responding to my texts,
0:18:26 > 0:18:29um, I went round to her flat and there was no-one there,
0:18:29 > 0:18:31so I looked through the letterbox and there's just piles of...
0:18:31 > 0:18:35Yeah, yeah, um, you see me, deal with crime.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39This...not crime.
0:18:39 > 0:18:40Sorry.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Hey, um...
0:18:46 > 0:18:50Do you like Italian food?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10LAUGHTER AND CHATTER
0:19:19 > 0:19:21No, not that, that's for the gravy.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Those sprouts done, Rhona?
0:19:24 > 0:19:29- Mm?- The sprouts, Rhona? Are you keeping an eye on them?
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Yeah. Sorry, a couple of minutes.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39OK, my go, is it?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Film.- The Spy Who Loved Me.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43How did you know that?
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Because you do it every year, Dad.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Mum, your turn, not Love Actually.
0:19:48 > 0:19:49Right.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- MESSAGE ALERT - OK. It's three words.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58You're meant to sign it, dear, not tell us.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02Oh, well, I've said it already now, it's three words.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05No, that's syllables.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Right. Three words, film.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Wonderful.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22It's A Wonderful Life.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23Yes!
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Four words, It's A Wonderful Life is four words.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Is it? Oh, yes.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32I'll blame it on the sherry. You go, Rhona.