0:00:02 > 0:00:05The following show is full of fools doing very foolish things.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Although nobody involved was seriously hurt,
0:00:07 > 0:00:11you should not attempt to repeat anything you are about to see.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Mr T is on a special mission.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18He's been searching far and wide,
0:00:18 > 0:00:22assembling an army of extraordinary individuals -
0:00:22 > 0:00:27people who boldly venture where others fear to tread.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30People who dare to do things differently.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34People who aren't afraid to ask questions, like...
0:00:34 > 0:00:37"Can I fit in that?" "What's through that door?"
0:00:37 > 0:00:39and, "Do I really need a parachute?"
0:00:39 > 0:00:45He's found the stupidest, clumsiest, most dangerous people on the planet.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48He's found the world's craziest fools!
0:00:51 > 0:00:55Listen, I can't talk now, sweetie. I'm doing my show.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56OK. Bye.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00That was my mountaineer coach, Sweetie.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02He's training me to climb Everest.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05I'm going to be the first man to do it barefoot
0:01:05 > 0:01:07and with my eyes closed. But enough about me.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Let's talk about the show.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Today we got fools crashing into things,
0:01:11 > 0:01:13we got fools breaking stuff,
0:01:13 > 0:01:17we got fools falling all over the place. Let's do it!
0:01:17 > 0:01:19SIREN WAILING
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Mexico. This border-patrol cop has caught a van
0:01:28 > 0:01:31full of illegal immigrants. Instead of calling for backup,
0:01:31 > 0:01:34he tries to round them all up by himself.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37SONG: "Ring The Alarm" by Beyonce
0:01:42 > 0:01:45I tell you, this man is highly motivated!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Keep going, officer! This is your day to shine.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Another high-speed chase.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04The suspect gets out of his car.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07The policeman pulls over and starts running after him.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Only problem is, he left the handbrake off.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16CRASHING
0:02:16 > 0:02:20This officer and his car need to resolve their differences.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23If you got a grudge, don't bring it to work.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Leave it at the door!
0:02:26 > 0:02:27CRASHING
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Florida. This cop is hungry.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34He pulled over at the drive-through to buy himself some tasty nuggets.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Looks like he forgot he had a suspect in the back.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41The suspect runs away!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43You can't fight crime on an empty stomach.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46You can't do nothing on an empty stomach.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48That's why I have three square meals a day -
0:02:48 > 0:02:50and I have breakfast.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56This bank robber has just been pulled over after a high-speed chase.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Without realising it, the cops put a crucial piece of evidence
0:03:03 > 0:03:05right in front of him.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08When they're not looking, he gobbles it up!
0:03:19 > 0:03:23"Oh, man! Where's that evidence?"
0:03:23 > 0:03:26"What did we do with the evidence?"
0:03:27 > 0:03:30They should ask me for help. I'd reach down that sucker's throat
0:03:30 > 0:03:33and get it out for 'em.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Here's some Russian police trying to apprehend a tree.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41THEY SHOUT
0:03:44 > 0:03:47THEY LAUGH
0:03:47 > 0:03:51That tree was charged with resisting arrest and assaulting an officer.
0:03:51 > 0:03:56Now he's going to do hard time in a maximum-security correction facility.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58THEY LAUGH
0:03:58 > 0:04:03Brazil. Here's some more cops who forgot to lock their car,
0:04:03 > 0:04:05and let a suspect escape.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08I like the way these cops are thinking.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11They had so much fun catching the guy the first time,
0:04:11 > 0:04:16they let him go free. Now they can catch him all over again.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Riot police in Romania.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24First one guy falls, then another drops his gun.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27THEY SHOUT
0:04:30 > 0:04:34That's it. You get all the clumsy stuff out of the way before you get to the riot -
0:04:34 > 0:04:39then, when you get to the riot, that's when you put your business face on.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Clumsy stuff now, business later.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47Being a policeman is tough work. You got to stay on top of your game,
0:04:47 > 0:04:5124/7. Here's five tips on how to be a good cop.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54SIREN WAILS
0:04:54 > 0:04:57MUSIC: "THEME FROM THE SWEENEY"
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Always keep your prime suspects close at hand.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Cor, that one on the right's a bit scrumptious!
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Remember, just because you're a policeman
0:05:13 > 0:05:16doesn't mean you're above the law, even if you are Italian
0:05:16 > 0:05:21and all stylish, like Rufus Sewell in that Italian TV cop-show thingy.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Keep your eyes on the job at all times.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Yes, that goes for you, you naughty policeman.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Shame on you!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Keep practising those advanced driving skills.
0:05:38 > 0:05:43If you end up upside down, the bad guys have probably got away.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49The same goes for if you end up in a house -
0:05:49 > 0:05:52unless that's the house where the bad guys live,
0:05:52 > 0:05:54in which case, good work, officers.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Sometimes, when you're strong like me,
0:06:02 > 0:06:04you end up breaking things by accident.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Take this banana, for example.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08See? I just broke it by mistake.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Here's some other people who broke things by mistake.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Brazil. This man is trying to do a handstand on the back of a car.
0:06:26 > 0:06:31His friend told him it was a bad idea, but he didn't believe him.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Sometimes you just got to learn the hard way.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38That was the hard way.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41A game of basketball in Turkey-land.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52I hope you going to pay for that, fool,
0:06:52 > 0:06:55or at least make some sort of contribution.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- Next up, this happens. - You play as one team together?
0:07:02 > 0:07:07- You need two controllers. - Oh, to play against one another?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09GLASS SHATTERS
0:07:09 > 0:07:13- Oops!- Oh, sorry. It slipped. - It's all right.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17This wouldn't have happened if he'd been outside playing proper sports,
0:07:17 > 0:07:20like tennis. Or jousting!
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Here's some kids from the United Kingdom of France.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26There it is. I'm done.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Ping pong is not a real sport anyway.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Real sports involve putting on helmets, like American football.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Or jousting.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- THEY LAUGH - Do I keep saying "jousting"?
0:07:44 > 0:07:46I mean "baseball".
0:07:48 > 0:07:52These guys are trying to move a bed by lowering it out the window.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54- Ready?- Yeah. Go ahead.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Make sure you push it, though, so it doesn't crack our... Oh, God!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- GLASS SHATTERS - Now they broke the window.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03That's what I call teamwork.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- THEY SHOUT AND CHATTER - We broke the window!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08We broke the window!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11MAN YELLS
0:08:14 > 0:08:16- THEY SHOUT - Go!- BLEEP.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20There's only one way to find out how strong your body is,
0:08:20 > 0:08:22and that's to put it to the test.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Go!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29THEY LAUGH HE GROANS
0:08:29 > 0:08:33This man is not as strong as he previously thought.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34THEY LAUGH
0:08:37 > 0:08:39This looks like a bad idea.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Why aren't these kids in school?
0:08:46 > 0:08:52It makes me mad when I see kids not living up to their potential.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56The roof's falling down.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02This is sad to see. If I see much more of this,
0:09:02 > 0:09:05I'm going to start crying.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Here's four guys carrying a statue.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13CHOIR SINGING HYMN
0:09:15 > 0:09:17ALL SHOUT AND SCREAM
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Now the statue is in a hundred pieces -
0:09:23 > 0:09:26one piece of statue for everyone in the room.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29That's what we call sharing.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31What's going to get broken here?
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Dude!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Oh, my God, you buy me a new one!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Oh, my God! You idiot!
0:09:40 > 0:09:44- Dude, you're buying me a new- BLEEP- windshield.- Calm down!
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Take it easy on him! Remember, he's your friend.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Friends forgive friends. That's what friends do.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54SONG: "Boom Boom Pow" by The Black Eyed Peas
0:09:54 > 0:09:58Don't jump, fool! You'll break something.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Why don't these people listen to me? Can he not hear me?
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Am I not speaking loud enough?
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Don't make me shout!
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Don't be deceived by this guy.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22He may look weak, but check out how strong he is.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24All right. Just do it on the corner.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30BOY LAUGHS
0:10:32 > 0:10:36This guy is a man. In fact, he's a man's man.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39In fact, he's a man's man's man.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41No. That's too much.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44He's just a man's man.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Breaking stuff is not a good idea. Remember, people,
0:10:48 > 0:10:52take care of other people's possessions, and they'll take care of yours.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Also, drink milk!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00A woman from Pennsylvania
0:11:00 > 0:11:03came home one evening to find her house had been burgled.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07Her windows were smashed and two diamond rings,
0:11:07 > 0:11:11worth more than 3,000, had gone missing.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12The woman was completely distraught
0:11:12 > 0:11:15until she noticed that her computer was switched on.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18It seemed the burglar had taken a break from robbing
0:11:18 > 0:11:22to surf the internet and check his Facebook account.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24He'd then forgotten to log off before he left.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28Police had no trouble tracking him down.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32The hapless but socially-connected burglar
0:11:32 > 0:11:34now faces up to ten years behind bars.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37HE LAUGHS
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Seriously, don't mess with the law.
0:11:46 > 0:11:51Some people ain't strong enough to pull a car with their bare hands.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53They have to get a little help from Mr Rope.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Be careful with Mr Rope. He's a nice guy,
0:11:56 > 0:11:59but he'll snap at any time. Take a look at this.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03These suckers are trying to tow a trailer out of a garage.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05SONG: "Ride Wit Me" by Nelly
0:12:07 > 0:12:09MAN LAUGHING
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Caravan holidays ain't no fun anyway.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17Now you can stay at home and do DIY instead.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Most people like to tow a car on its wheels.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25This guy is going for the more exciting option
0:12:25 > 0:12:30of towing the car on its roof. He just made his job twice as fun.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33This is a great day for towing.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37This car is stuck in the snow.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39How do you tow a car out of the snow?
0:12:40 > 0:12:43I'll tell you - one piece at a time.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45I said stop, let him tow!
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Stop, stop, stop!
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Now all you need to do is pull off all the other bits,
0:12:50 > 0:12:52then put it back together again.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Easy!
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Here's another car stuck in the snow.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Don't look like a car to me.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03It looks more like a little tiny toy that children play with.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Do people really drive in that thing?
0:13:05 > 0:13:07How do they fit inside?
0:13:07 > 0:13:10HORN BEEPS
0:13:15 > 0:13:17MEN LAUGHING
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Error!
0:13:25 > 0:13:29OK, listen up. Mr T's got a physics question for you.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34A car is driving up the hill with a caravan.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38They're going at a speed of 30 miles per hour.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41The caravan weighs two tons.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45The hill has a gradient of 20 degrees.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52Here's the question. Why is my hair so soft and bouncy?
0:13:53 > 0:13:55METAL CRUNCHES
0:13:57 > 0:14:01The answer - because I wash it every day
0:14:01 > 0:14:04with a mixture of lemon and honey.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Try it! It does work.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08METAL CRUNCHES
0:14:11 > 0:14:13This truck is stuck in the mud.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16I have no idea how it got stuck in the mud.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18That's probably a different funny clip.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20This funny clip is all about towing.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28- MAN SHOUTING - Damn, dude! Holy- BLEEP!
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Who are all these people?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33They just hanging around doing nothing.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Imagine how much they could achieve
0:14:35 > 0:14:38if they got together and did something!
0:14:38 > 0:14:41They could build a new school, or discover a new planet!
0:14:49 > 0:14:52This AA van is towing a car back to the garage.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06That did not work out according to plan.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08At least I hope it didn't. If that was the plan,
0:15:08 > 0:15:11it was a bad plan.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Those bollards creep up all over the place.
0:15:16 > 0:15:21Here's some more cars that have been attacked from underneath in a vicious manner.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31SONG: "Stuck On You" by Lionel Richie
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Now, take a listen to this phone call.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21RINGING TONE
0:17:04 > 0:17:07I like this kid. He couldn't do his homework,
0:17:07 > 0:17:10so he rang someone he thought could help him.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Remember - there ain't no shame in sharing the pain.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Back in the '80s, I invented something called the wheel.
0:17:25 > 0:17:30Since then, mankind has been able to travel around the world with ease.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33You're welcome. But despite the success of my invention,
0:17:33 > 0:17:36not everyone has come to grips with it.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38MAN YELLS
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Boom!
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Don't worry. You will get there one day.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50I don't know where "there" is, but you'll get there.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Here's a tip.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Argh!
0:17:55 > 0:17:57If you're going to ride a bicycle up a ramp,
0:17:57 > 0:18:00make sure you ride the bicycle up the ramp!
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Argh!
0:18:03 > 0:18:07Cycling is good. Running on a treadmill is good.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10LAUGHTER
0:18:14 > 0:18:17This kid just combined those two good things
0:18:17 > 0:18:20to create something...not good.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25This guy is trying to ride a ramp onto a roof.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Don't worry. He's OK.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33It's a shame he didn't make it,
0:18:33 > 0:18:38because it's awesome on top of the roof. I know. I been there.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40What's going on here?
0:18:40 > 0:18:43- First time, bro. - OK, I'm just going to jolt forward,
0:18:43 > 0:18:45get a head start, you know what I'm saying?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47- Do it.- OK.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53- MAN LAUGHING - Agh!
0:18:53 > 0:18:55- Ow!- BLEEP!- Ow!
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Nice move! If you want your shop shut quickly,
0:18:59 > 0:19:02this is your guy.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06This rollerblader is sliding along a street rail.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09The sign said "give way".
0:19:11 > 0:19:14He didn't give way.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Other signs you need to pay attention to
0:19:16 > 0:19:19include "stop", "don't go in here",
0:19:19 > 0:19:22and "stay away from the tiger".
0:19:31 > 0:19:34This man is trying to skateboard for the first time.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37SONG: "Yeah Yeah Yeah Song" by The Flaming Lips
0:19:48 > 0:19:50He's got his own vibe.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Will it catch on?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Maybe.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Another victory in skateboarding.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03- What the- BLEEP- hell?
0:20:10 > 0:20:14You know it's going badly when something that can't hit you back
0:20:14 > 0:20:17hits you back.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24This is street-luge.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30THEY SHOUT
0:20:31 > 0:20:34THEY LAUGH
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Now, I ain't no doctor, but in my medical opinion,
0:20:37 > 0:20:39he needs ice on that.
0:20:39 > 0:20:44If I was a doctor, by the way, I would be Dr Mr T,
0:20:44 > 0:20:46which would be pretty awesome!
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Up next, this.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56CLATTERING
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Who needs doors when you can enter through the roof?
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Now, listen to this true story.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20A 23-year-old man was stopped by police
0:21:20 > 0:21:23in a residential area at 2.15 in the morning.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27He had been driving his high-powered sports car erratically
0:21:27 > 0:21:31and was detained on suspicion of being drunk, and taken into custody.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34While waiting for the recovery car,
0:21:34 > 0:21:36the two officers who'd made the arrest
0:21:36 > 0:21:39started admiring the Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution 8,
0:21:39 > 0:21:43which has a top speed of 175 miles per hour.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47Climbing inside, they decided to take it for a spin.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51Moments later, they had ploughed the turbocharged car
0:21:51 > 0:21:53through the gardens of two luxury homes
0:21:53 > 0:21:55and flipped it on its side.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58The £50,000 car was written off,
0:21:58 > 0:22:02and the unharmed police officers were suspended from duty.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06Glastonbury, Reading, the Isle of Wight.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08What does all these places have in common?
0:22:08 > 0:22:11That's right - I don't know where any of 'em are.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15But if you going to a musical festival, you might want to pay attention.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Here's some rules for festival fools.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Rule number one - if you take your car,
0:22:29 > 0:22:33watch out when you're parking. There's going to be a lot of mud.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38SHOUTING AND CHEERING
0:22:48 > 0:22:53Rule number two - put your tent up before you start drinking alcohol.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57SONG: "Kids That Love To Dance" by Professor Green
0:23:03 > 0:23:04# It's a long day
0:23:04 > 0:23:06# When you're rolling and rocking
0:23:06 > 0:23:08# And the spin isn't stopping
0:23:08 > 0:23:10# When you don't care where you are
0:23:10 > 0:23:12# It's the wrong day
0:23:12 > 0:23:14# If you're looking for sober
0:23:14 > 0:23:16# You can find him hung over
0:23:16 > 0:23:19# With the kids who love to dance
0:23:19 > 0:23:20# Love to dance...
0:23:20 > 0:23:25Rule number three - put your hat on before you start drinking alcohol.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48What a fool!
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Rule number four - put your flip-flops on before...
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Ah, forget it! These guys ain't listening anyway.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56# It's a long day
0:23:56 > 0:23:58# When you're rolling and rocking
0:23:58 > 0:23:59# And the spin isn't stopping
0:23:59 > 0:24:02# When you don't care where you are
0:24:02 > 0:24:03# It's the wrong day
0:24:03 > 0:24:05# If you're looking for sober
0:24:05 > 0:24:07# You can find him hung over
0:24:07 > 0:24:10- # With the kids who love to dance - # Love to dance
0:24:10 > 0:24:12- # Love to dance - # Love to what?
0:24:12 > 0:24:14# Love to dance
0:24:14 > 0:24:18# We're the kids that love to dance. #
0:24:25 > 0:24:28SHE SPEAKS DUTCH
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Rule number five - if you're going to the toilet,
0:24:31 > 0:24:34make sure you read the signs correctly.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36SHE CONTINUES IN DUTCH
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Oh. Oh!
0:24:56 > 0:24:59This isn't a urinal, is it?
0:24:59 > 0:25:01SHE LAUGHS
0:25:01 > 0:25:04I think it is, man.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Whoa!
0:25:07 > 0:25:10- Whoa. - SHE SPEAKS DUTCH
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- For the record... is it un piss buck?- Yeah.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20I guess we've all learned some Dutch today!
0:25:20 > 0:25:22SHE SPEAKS DUTCH
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Rule number six - if you're going to do a stage dive,
0:25:26 > 0:25:28make sure the crowd knows!
0:25:33 > 0:25:35THEY GROAN
0:25:35 > 0:25:38THEY CHEER
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Sometimes music, it make you do crazy things.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Take a listen to this.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59RINGING TONE
0:26:22 > 0:26:24LINE GOES DEAD
0:26:24 > 0:26:27That's all we got time for today. I hope you enjoyed yourself,
0:26:27 > 0:26:30and more importantly, I hope you learned something.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32I'm going to leave you with one last thought.
0:26:32 > 0:26:36It takes a smart man to play dumb. See you next time!
0:26:36 > 0:26:38So long, suckers.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41# I pity the fool
0:26:44 > 0:26:47# I said I pity the fool
0:26:51 > 0:26:54# I pity the fool
0:26:57 > 0:26:59# I say
0:26:59 > 0:27:02# I pity the fool
0:27:05 > 0:27:08# That fall in love with you
0:27:08 > 0:27:11# And expect you to be true
0:27:11 > 0:27:13# Oh, I pity the fool
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