Episode 8

Download Subtitles

Transcript

0:00:02 > 0:00:05The following show is full of fools doing very foolish things.

0:00:05 > 0:00:08Although nobody involved was seriously hurt,

0:00:08 > 0:00:11you should not attempt to repeat anything you are about to see.

0:00:13 > 0:00:16Mr T is on a special mission.

0:00:16 > 0:00:18He's been searching far and wide,

0:00:18 > 0:00:22assembling an army of extraordinary individuals.

0:00:22 > 0:00:27People who boldly venture where others fear to tread.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30People who dare to do things differently.

0:00:30 > 0:00:35People who aren't afraid to ask questions like, "Can I fit in that?"

0:00:35 > 0:00:39"What's through that door?" And, "Do I really need a parachute?"

0:00:41 > 0:00:45He's found the stupidest, clumsiest, most dangerous people on the planet.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48He's found the world's craziest fools.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56I see you there, slouching on your couch, eating your fish and chips,

0:00:56 > 0:00:58drinking your Earl Grey tea.

0:00:58 > 0:01:02You best straighten up and pay attention, cos you're watching my show.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04We got fools flying out of cannons,

0:01:04 > 0:01:06we got fools wrestling with toilet seats,

0:01:06 > 0:01:09we got fools playing chicken with ice-cream trucks!

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Are you excited? I'm excited.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Let's get excited together. Start the show.

0:01:21 > 0:01:25Back in the '80s, I invented the motorcycle.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28The idea came to me one evening when I was having a massage.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31I thought about motorcars, then I thought about bicycles,

0:01:31 > 0:01:33then I thought about combining the two.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Boom! The motorcycle was born.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Some people still haven't gotten the hang of them.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Here's the rules for biking fools.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45Rule number one - before you hit the road, check to see if your brakes work.

0:01:55 > 0:02:00Rule number two - riding outdoors is better than riding indoors.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03SCREAMING

0:02:05 > 0:02:08That goes for all things with wheels and engines.

0:02:12 > 0:02:13Rule number four -

0:02:13 > 0:02:17work out which one's the brake before you start riding.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Boom!

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Don't worry, he's OK.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33Rule number five - don't take on a machine you can't handle.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40MAN LAUGHS

0:02:40 > 0:02:44If you've got skinny arms and skinny legs, stick to bicycles.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50Rule number six - keep your helmet on at all times.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59- Rule number seven... - Look at him, man!

0:03:01 > 0:03:02He's on his phone! He's texting.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06Bike time and texting time are two separate times.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Don't get them mixed up.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13He's just chilling!

0:03:17 > 0:03:19That's crazy, dude!

0:03:19 > 0:03:21LAUGHTER

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Rule number eight -

0:03:28 > 0:03:31bikes are for getting from A to B.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41If you want to be a show-off, join the circus.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Oh,- BLEEP!

0:03:47 > 0:03:49What a fool!

0:03:50 > 0:03:52LAUGHTER

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Now take a look at these fools!

0:03:56 > 0:03:58# Heads up!

0:03:58 > 0:04:01# Heads up!

0:04:01 > 0:04:03# Here's another one

0:04:03 > 0:04:06# And a, and another one Yeek-yeek!

0:04:06 > 0:04:08# Why you all in my ear?

0:04:08 > 0:04:11# Talking a whole bunch of ... that I ain't trying to hear

0:04:11 > 0:04:14# Get back, get back You don't know me like that

0:04:14 > 0:04:16# Get back, get back You don't know me like that

0:04:16 > 0:04:18# Yeek-yeek! # Why you all in my ear?

0:04:18 > 0:04:22# Talking a whole bunch of ... that I ain't trying to hear

0:04:22 > 0:04:25# Get back, get back You don't know me like that

0:04:25 > 0:04:28# Get back, get back You don't know me like that

0:04:28 > 0:04:30# Whoop, whoop I ain't playing around

0:04:30 > 0:04:33# Make one false move I'll take you down

0:04:33 > 0:04:36# Get back, get back You don't know me like that

0:04:36 > 0:04:39# Get back, get back You don't know me like that... #

0:04:44 > 0:04:48Let's hear it for these crazy bikers and put your hands together!

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Life is a journey.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00On that journey, you take lots of smaller journeys.

0:05:00 > 0:05:06This section is about fun stuff that can happen when you're trying to get from A to B.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Sit back and enjoy.

0:05:18 > 0:05:23The Netherlands in Holland, watch out for the guy in the background.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32Did you see him? Of course you did, because I told you,

0:05:32 > 0:05:35listening to Mr T always pays off.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38This is how they cross the platforms in India.

0:05:43 > 0:05:47Next time, I would advise sticking to the bridge.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Getting hit by a train is not a great way to start your day.

0:05:51 > 0:05:55There are two ways to go up an escalator,

0:05:55 > 0:05:56standing and walking, right?

0:05:59 > 0:06:03Wrong. This guy's just invented a third way.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09I don't know what it's called, but it looks like it's working for him.

0:06:13 > 0:06:14Check out this guy.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17He's gone and put his head where he shouldn't put his head,

0:06:17 > 0:06:19and now he's stuck.

0:06:20 > 0:06:25Look after your head, people, it's where all the happy thoughts are made.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27# Is he a Yankee? No, I'm a Londoner... #

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Whoa! Watch out there, old timer.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32You got to look left and right before you cross the road.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Also, look straight ahead.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38Basically, look! Remember to look.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Riding the train to work can be dull.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52These guys are spicing it up with a game

0:06:52 > 0:06:55of "How many people can you fit into one train?"

0:07:06 > 0:07:09As you can see, they're pretty good at it.

0:07:16 > 0:07:21Other games you can play on the train include "Who's touching my leg?"

0:07:21 > 0:07:25"What's that in your pocket?" And, "Am I facing up or down?"

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Rush hour in Baghdad.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40HORNS HONK

0:07:40 > 0:07:43Who needs traffic lights?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Getting to work would be much more fun

0:07:45 > 0:07:48if everyone could just drive wherever the heck they please.

0:07:52 > 0:07:57You might get in late and your car might be smashed up, but hey!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59I bet you have some stories.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09These two ladies are going the wrong way down a travelator.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Look at this couple.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13They've been trying this for, like, five minutes now.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16I think they're going to make it, but the big decision here

0:08:16 > 0:08:19is if they're going to continue on the other escalator

0:08:19 > 0:08:21in front of them right there.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Oh, my gosh, she's going for it.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Oh, my gosh!

0:08:27 > 0:08:32No! Oh, my goodness!

0:08:32 > 0:08:36Or maybe they were going the right way. Ever think about that?

0:08:36 > 0:08:40Maybe they're going exactly the way they want to go and they just like to exercise.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42No freaking way!

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Welcome to China.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Oh, my God!

0:08:46 > 0:08:49We are on the freeway and our taxi driver...

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Has decided that Will gave him the worst...

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Directions.

0:08:54 > 0:08:58So he decided to make a U-turn on the freeway

0:08:58 > 0:09:03and we're riding on the shoulder in the fast lane against traffic.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06And we're coming off the shoulder into the so-called bus lane.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09This is what they do here in parts of China.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13I guess you can't do this in Beijing, right? But we're not in Beijing.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Remember - next time, take the bus.

0:09:16 > 0:09:21My God! We're going...

0:09:21 > 0:09:23We're going to get killed.

0:09:23 > 0:09:28It seems like a lot of you out there are not being as careful as you could be.

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Have a listen to this.

0:09:33 > 0:09:39Police in Florida were called to the scene of a nasty motorway pile-up during rush hour.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42After interviewing the drivers involved, they discovered

0:09:42 > 0:09:45that the crash had been caused by a rather unusual reason.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49A female commuter on her way back from the office for a date with her boyfriend

0:09:49 > 0:09:54had decided to save time by getting herself ready in her car.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57While behind the wheel, she had changed her clothes,

0:09:57 > 0:09:59put on her make-up and lipstick,

0:09:59 > 0:10:03and then proceeded to give herself a bikini wax.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07It was this final procedure that had caused the pile-up.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11No-one was hurt and the woman was charged with reckless driving.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Everybody likes to let their hair down once in a while and have a party.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21If you're going to be a party animal, there's no point in being

0:10:21 > 0:10:25a cuddly party animal, like a party kitten or a party hamster.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28You might as well be a party tiger.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Check out these wild things. HE GROWLS

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Welcome to the USA.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43How do you know when you've had too much tequila?

0:10:43 > 0:10:45You're dribbling all over my face!

0:10:45 > 0:10:47- You mess with my make-up, I'm going to be- BLEEP

0:10:47 > 0:10:49When this happens.

0:10:54 > 0:10:58Listen up, ladies - gravity don't care how hot you are.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01You mess with gravity, you lose.

0:11:01 > 0:11:06Here's another clue that you might have had too much happy juice.

0:11:06 > 0:11:11# Let's go, party rock is in the house tonight... #

0:11:11 > 0:11:13You know you're drunk

0:11:13 > 0:11:16when the ground walks up to you and punches you in the face.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18# ..We're gonna make you Lose your mind

0:11:18 > 0:11:22# Everybody just have a good time... #

0:11:22 > 0:11:24If you wake up and find you have fallen asleep

0:11:24 > 0:11:27in a place that doesn't resemble your bedroom,

0:11:27 > 0:11:30that's also a bad sign.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33# ..And we're gonna make you lose your mind

0:11:33 > 0:11:36# We just wanna see you... #

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Fred and Jamie, I wish you guys the best.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44This guy's recording a message at a wedding.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Keep your eye on the lady in the background.

0:11:47 > 0:11:51Remember that you need two things - you need to understand each other,

0:11:51 > 0:11:54cos you're two separate individuals coming together,

0:11:54 > 0:11:57entering one relationship and making it work.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59It's really hard to do, but with love and understanding,

0:11:59 > 0:12:01you should be always able to do it.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Now, that's what I call a special message.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07If you're going to commit something to camera,

0:12:07 > 0:12:10make sure it's colourful and eye-catching.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12The bride and groom will remember it forever.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Now take a look at these fools.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19Three, two, one.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28- Are you- BLEEP- serious?!

0:12:28 > 0:12:29LAUGHTER

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Take it easy on him.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Remember, he's your friend.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40Friends forgive friends. that's what friends do.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Check out this superstar.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48He lost his shirt, but he's not letting it get him down.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50HE MUMBLES

0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Supposedly, I got...- Whoa!

0:12:57 > 0:13:01- Now he's falling down the stairs! - Oh! Oh!

0:13:01 > 0:13:04I bet he won't let that get him down either.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08Nothing is going to get this guy down, he's ungetdownable.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11I like that new word, help me spread it.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14- Jessie, did you puke yet?- Mm-mm.

0:13:14 > 0:13:15What are you waiting for?

0:13:19 > 0:13:20Yeah.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22That's it, Jessie.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26If you're going down, you might as well take the toilet seat with you.

0:13:27 > 0:13:32If you drink too much, pretty soon you're going to go sleepy bye-byes.

0:13:32 > 0:13:36That's when your friends are going to come along and take pictures of you, and they will.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Here's five dumb drunk fools in photos.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Number one.

0:13:49 > 0:13:54Note to self - drink less rum and more cola in my rum and cola.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58Number two.

0:13:58 > 0:14:02The good news is, you've made it through to the next round

0:14:02 > 0:14:03of Britain's Got Talent.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Number three.

0:14:07 > 0:14:12Ah, the circle of life in all its glory.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Number four.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Has anyone seen Steve?

0:14:18 > 0:14:21Have you tried the glove compartment?

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Number five.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27You think this is bad?

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Last week he woke up next to a mouse.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Now, here in Britain, when you've had too much to drink,

0:14:37 > 0:14:39you like to get yourself a kebab.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Have a listen to this dumb fool.

0:14:42 > 0:14:43PHONE RINGS

0:15:41 > 0:15:45The police have got enough problems without people wasting their times.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48If I find out who that man is, I'm going to go round his house

0:15:48 > 0:15:51and waste his time and see how much he likes it.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58I was in a warehouse once.

0:15:58 > 0:16:02I was surrounded by 200 bad guys with machine guns.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05I built myself a tank and busted my way out of there.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Actually, that didn't happen.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10It was on a TV show, or maybe it was a dream.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13Either way, here's some clips of people in warehouses.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Here's a guy messing around with boxes.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25Now put a stamp on him and send him to Hawaii.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28That guy deserves a little sunshine in his life.

0:16:31 > 0:16:36You're about to witness a guy in a forklift smashing up some bottles.

0:16:44 > 0:16:49Good news! You've now got yourself a great big pile of smashed glass.

0:16:49 > 0:16:54Smashed glass is great for making sand, or sprinkle it onto the roads

0:16:54 > 0:16:56to stop bad guys from chasing you.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Either way, that ain't going to waste!

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Here's a question for you.

0:17:02 > 0:17:07What do you do when you want all your shelves annihilated?

0:17:07 > 0:17:10# ..Work, work, work, senora Work it all the time

0:17:10 > 0:17:15# You can talk about cha-cha Tango, waltz or the rumba

0:17:15 > 0:17:16# Senora's dance has no title

0:17:16 > 0:17:19# You jump in the saddle Hold on to the bridle

0:17:19 > 0:17:21# Jump in the line Rock your body in time

0:17:21 > 0:17:23# OK, I believe you!

0:17:23 > 0:17:26# Jump in the line Rock your body in time

0:17:26 > 0:17:27# Rock your body, child!

0:17:27 > 0:17:28# Jump in the line

0:17:28 > 0:17:31# Rock your body in time Somebody help me!

0:17:31 > 0:17:34# Jump in the line Rock your body in time... #

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Easy! Just hire this guy.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42He's great at shelf annihilation, some say he's the best.

0:17:44 > 0:17:49More crazy stuff, this time in a warehouse in Serbia.

0:17:49 > 0:17:53I have a warehouse like this, it's filled with protein shakes.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56I go through 200 a week.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59My favourite flavour is banana.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Ooh, I hate raspberry!

0:18:02 > 0:18:07It's another forklift, and this one don't take attitude from no-one.

0:18:10 > 0:18:14Boom! You show that garage door who's boss.

0:18:14 > 0:18:18Let's see if it tries to disrespect you again.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25Here's another door that needs to be taught a lesson.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34That's it, you tell it firm and you tell it straight.

0:18:34 > 0:18:38These doors around here are getting too big for their hinges.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45This new car is being rolled out of the car factory.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53The good news is, you're right next to the factory.

0:18:53 > 0:18:58If there's ever a good place to have a car accident, it's next to the car factory!

0:19:01 > 0:19:05What's the quickest way to get stuff down from the top shelves?

0:19:11 > 0:19:14That's right, gravity.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17When forklifts and gravity combine, it's a beautiful thing,

0:19:17 > 0:19:20man and nature working together in harmony.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23MR T GROWLS

0:19:23 > 0:19:27Sometimes it's good to be a show-off, it means you're proud of yourself,

0:19:27 > 0:19:31and if you're proud of yourself, you want other people to be proud of you too.

0:19:31 > 0:19:32Take a look at these guys.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Check out this guy.

0:19:42 > 0:19:43It must be his birthday.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Going streaking!

0:19:46 > 0:19:48LAUGHTER

0:19:54 > 0:19:58The body is a beautiful thing. Be proud of it, show it off!

0:19:58 > 0:20:01But don't bring it anywhere near me.

0:20:01 > 0:20:05The most back-flips in a row ever.

0:20:05 > 0:20:09This guy wants the whole world to see how great he is at pogo back-flips.

0:20:24 > 0:20:28He was pretty amazing, right up to the point where he fell over.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34This guy's screaming, "Look at me! Look at me!"

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Lots of people looked at him.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43He got his wish. That's how dreams come true, people.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50# Everybody dance now! #

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Sometimes you just want to dance.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55For the man on the car, this is one of those times.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03When the rhythm gets hold of you, don't fight it, let it in!

0:21:10 > 0:21:14If you have an embarrassing fall like this, don't worry about it.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Just turn it into a stylish breakdance move,

0:21:16 > 0:21:19pretend that's what you wanted to do in the first place.

0:21:19 > 0:21:23Some people just can't help showing off for the camera.

0:21:27 > 0:21:31And you can see why. look at the camera lapping him up.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33It's hard to take your eyes off him.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48You dumb fool!

0:21:48 > 0:21:53..In conclusion, I'm going to be taking you through the first stage...

0:21:55 > 0:21:58He's fallen over, but that's OK.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01You have to take the rough with the smooth.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05This town's been hit by a lot of rain.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Is this man crying about it?

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Negative. He's out on the street,

0:22:09 > 0:22:14tubing off the back of a car, making the most out of a bad situation.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Boom!

0:22:26 > 0:22:30Pain time now, but he'll laugh about this tomorrow.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33He will look back and call this a great day.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38Some people can't run as fast as me.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41That's why back in the '80s, I invented something called a motorway.

0:22:41 > 0:22:42You may have heard of it.

0:22:42 > 0:22:46It's a big road where people drive real fast and crazy stuff happens.

0:22:46 > 0:22:47Take a look at this.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Keep your eye on the car in front.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59It's got an interesting passenger in the back seat.

0:22:59 > 0:23:03- There's a horse in the car! - Smile, horsie!

0:23:05 > 0:23:08- Ha! There's a horse in the car! - I like this horse.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10I like the look on his face.

0:23:10 > 0:23:14"Yeah, I'm a horse, and I'm in a car. What's the big deal?

0:23:14 > 0:23:18"You don't expect me to take the bus, did you?"

0:23:18 > 0:23:21Next up, this.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23So, we're driving on the freeway

0:23:23 > 0:23:25and I look over...

0:23:25 > 0:23:28and this guy's reading a book.

0:23:32 > 0:23:33Wait!

0:23:34 > 0:23:38- Is that a- BLEEP- iPad? - I think it's a Kindle.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40Is that a Kindle AND a book?

0:23:42 > 0:23:47The only way this is OK is if this guy's reading the Highway Code.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49- LAUGHTER - No way!

0:23:51 > 0:23:56Turn to page 35, fool. You see what you're doing is illegal.

0:23:57 > 0:24:01# Now shut up and drive Drive, drive, drive

0:24:01 > 0:24:04# Shut up and drive... #

0:24:04 > 0:24:09Albania. This guy's seeing what it's like without tyres on his wheel.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Looks like it's working for him.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15I'd like to what other bits in the car that he can do without.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Doors? Don't need 'em. Seats? Get rid of 'em.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21Radio? Actually, let's keep the radio.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24I'm enjoying listening to Olly Murs.

0:24:28 > 0:24:32This truck driver is tired of being weighed down by his heavy load.

0:24:36 > 0:24:41That's better. Now he'll get to his destination twice as fast.

0:24:41 > 0:24:45He's freed up some time for a quick workout.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47You know what gets me about motorways?

0:24:47 > 0:24:49There's nowhere to pull over.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51What do you do if you want to stop and have a snack?

0:24:52 > 0:24:54That's it.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57Just park right there in the middle of the roundabout.

0:24:57 > 0:24:58Nice thinking!

0:25:00 > 0:25:03Welcome to the USA. Keep your eye on the bridge.

0:25:09 > 0:25:14Congratulations, sir. You now own the world's first convertible lorry.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Just because you sitting in the car

0:25:20 > 0:25:23doesn't mean you can't catch up on your exercise.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26This guy's showing how to work those triceps

0:25:26 > 0:25:30while also keeping your windshield nice and clean.

0:25:38 > 0:25:42I love ice cream, I love chocolate ice cream.

0:25:42 > 0:25:46I love strawberry ice cream, I love vanilla ice cream.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48What I don't like? I'll tell you.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51I don't like people who don't like ice cream.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Take a listen to this.

0:25:58 > 0:25:59PHONE RINGS

0:26:54 > 0:26:56That's the end of the show.

0:26:56 > 0:27:00Also, it's the end of the series. I want to thank you all for watching.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03I really enjoyed your company.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05Before I say goodbye for the last time,

0:27:05 > 0:27:08I want to share with you my final, final thought.

0:27:08 > 0:27:11Don't go around thinking you're better than anyone else.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14Be humble, show a little respect,

0:27:14 > 0:27:17because remember, we all play the fool sometimes.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20See you soon. So long, suckers.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Huh! Huh! Huh!

0:27:22 > 0:27:24# I pity the fool... #

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh!

0:27:26 > 0:27:28# I said... #

0:27:28 > 0:27:30- Pow!- # I pity the fool... #

0:27:30 > 0:27:32Huh! Huh! Huh! Uh!

0:27:32 > 0:27:39- Pow!- # ..Oh-oh, I pity the fool

0:27:41 > 0:27:45# You know I pity the fool

0:27:50 > 0:27:54# Who falls in love with you

0:27:54 > 0:27:57# Expects for you to be true

0:27:57 > 0:28:00# Oh, I pity the fool

0:28:05 > 0:28:08# Look at the people... #

0:28:09 > 0:28:12Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

0:28:12 > 0:28:14E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk