Episode 10

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05The following show is full of fools doing very foolish things.

0:00:05 > 0:00:08Although nobody involved was seriously hurt,

0:00:08 > 0:00:11you should not attempt to repeat anything you are about to see.

0:00:13 > 0:00:16Mr T is on a special mission.

0:00:16 > 0:00:18He's been searching far and wide,

0:00:18 > 0:00:22assembling an army of extraordinary individuals.

0:00:23 > 0:00:27People who boldly venture where others fear to tread.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30People who dare to do things differently.

0:00:30 > 0:00:35People who aren't afraid to ask questions like, "Can I fit in that?"

0:00:35 > 0:00:39"What's through that door?" And, "Do I really need a parachute?"

0:00:41 > 0:00:45He's found the stupidest, clumsiest, most dangerous people on the planet.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48He's found the world's craziest fools.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56I see you there, slouching on your couch, eating your fish and chips,

0:00:56 > 0:00:58drinking your Earl Grey tea.

0:00:58 > 0:01:02You best straighten up and pay attention, because you're watching my show.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04We got fools flying out of cannons,

0:01:04 > 0:01:06we got fools wrestling with toilet seats,

0:01:06 > 0:01:09we got fools playing chicken with ice cream trucks!

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Are you excited? I'm excited.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Let's get excited together. Start the show.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Motorbike fools!

0:01:21 > 0:01:25Back in the '80s, I invented the motorcycle.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28The idea came to me one evening when I was having a massage.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31I thought about motor cars, then I thought about bicycles,

0:01:31 > 0:01:33then I thought about combining the two.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Boom! The motorcycle was born.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Some people still haven't gotten the hang of them.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Here's the rules for biking fools.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45Rule number one - before you hit the road, check to see if your brakes work.

0:01:55 > 0:02:00Rule number two - riding outdoors is better than riding indoors.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05SCREAMING

0:02:05 > 0:02:08That goes for all things with wheels and engines.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17Rule number three - bikes come with seats for a reason.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Stay on them.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24# Gonna ride my bike until I get home... #

0:02:27 > 0:02:29What a fool!

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Rule number four -

0:02:31 > 0:02:34work out which one's the brake before you start riding.

0:02:39 > 0:02:40Boom!

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Don't worry, he's OK.

0:02:46 > 0:02:51Rule number five - don't take on a machine you can't handle.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56MAN LAUGHS

0:02:56 > 0:03:01If you've got skinny arms and skinny legs, stick to bicycles.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07Rule number six - keep your helmet on at all times.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16- Rule number seven... - Look at him, man!

0:03:18 > 0:03:19He's on his phone! He's texting.

0:03:19 > 0:03:24Bike time and texting time are two separate times.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Don't get them mixed up.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29# Gonna ride my bike until I get home... #

0:03:29 > 0:03:30He's just chilling!

0:03:34 > 0:03:37That's crazy, dude!

0:03:37 > 0:03:38LAUGHTER

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Rule number eight -

0:03:45 > 0:03:48bikes are for getting from A to B.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58If you want to be a show-off, join the circus.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03- Oh,- BLEEP!

0:04:03 > 0:04:06What a fool!

0:04:07 > 0:04:09LAUGHTER

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Now take a look at these fools!

0:04:13 > 0:04:18# Heads up! Heads up!

0:04:18 > 0:04:19# Here's another one

0:04:21 > 0:04:23# And another one Yeek-yeek!

0:04:23 > 0:04:25# Why you all in my ear?

0:04:25 > 0:04:28# Talking a whole bunch of ... that I ain't trying to hear

0:04:28 > 0:04:31# Get back, get back You don't know me like that

0:04:31 > 0:04:33# Get back, get back You don't know me like that

0:04:33 > 0:04:36# Yeek-yeek! I ain't playing around

0:04:36 > 0:04:39# Make one false move I'll take you down

0:04:39 > 0:04:42# Get back, get back You don't know me like that

0:04:42 > 0:04:45# Get back, get back You don't know me like that

0:04:45 > 0:04:48# S-S-So come on Come on

0:04:48 > 0:04:50# Don't ... Get swung on, swung on

0:04:50 > 0:04:53# It's the knick-knack paddy whack still riding Cadillacs

0:04:53 > 0:04:56# Family off the street Made my homies put the baggies back

0:04:56 > 0:04:57# Still stacking plaques

0:04:57 > 0:05:02# Still action packed and dope I keep it flipping like acrobats

0:05:02 > 0:05:05# That's why I pack a ... That'll crack 'em back

0:05:05 > 0:05:08# Cos on my waist there's more heat than the Shaq attack

0:05:08 > 0:05:10# But I ain't speaking about balling, balling

0:05:10 > 0:05:13# Just thinking about brawling till y'all start bawling

0:05:13 > 0:05:16# We all in together now Birds of a feather now

0:05:16 > 0:05:19# Just bought a plane So we changing the weather now

0:05:19 > 0:05:21# So put your brakes on cap Put your capes on

0:05:21 > 0:05:24# Or knock off your block Get dropped and have your face flown

0:05:24 > 0:05:27# Whoo! We in the red-light district

0:05:27 > 0:05:30# We in the red-light district

0:05:30 > 0:05:33# Whoo! We in the red-light district

0:05:33 > 0:05:36# Whoo! The red-light district

0:05:36 > 0:05:38# The red-light district... #

0:05:47 > 0:05:51Let's hear it for these crazy bikers and put your hands together!

0:05:51 > 0:05:53SCREAMING

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Life is a journey.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03On that journey, you take lots of smaller journeys.

0:06:03 > 0:06:08This section is about fun stuff that can happen when you're trying to get from A to B.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Sit back and enjoy.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Transport fools!

0:06:21 > 0:06:26The Netherlands in Holland, watch out for the guy in the background.

0:06:31 > 0:06:35Did you see him? Of course you did, because I told you,

0:06:35 > 0:06:38listening to Mr T always pays off.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41This is how they cross the platforms in India.

0:06:46 > 0:06:50Next time, I would advise sticking to the bridge.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Getting hit by a train is not a great way to start your day.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58There are two ways to go up an escalator,

0:06:58 > 0:06:59standing and walking, right?

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Wrong. This guy's just invented a third way.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12I don't know what it's called, but it looks like it's working for him.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Check out this guy.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20He's gone and put his head where he shouldn't put his head,

0:07:20 > 0:07:21and now he's stuck.

0:07:23 > 0:07:28Look after your head, people, it's where all the happy thoughts are made.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30# Is he a Yankee? No, I'm a Londoner... #

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Whoa! Watch out there, old timer.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35You've got to look left and right before you cross the road.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Also, look straight ahead.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Basically, look! Remember to look.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Riding the train to work can be dull.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55These guys are spicing it up with a game

0:07:55 > 0:07:58of "How many people can you fit into one train?"

0:08:09 > 0:08:12As you can see, they're pretty good at it.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23Other games you can play on the train include "Who's touching my leg?"

0:08:23 > 0:08:28"What's that in your pocket?" And, "Am I facing up or down?"

0:08:38 > 0:08:39Rush hour in Baghdad.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43HORNS HONK

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Who needs traffic lights?

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Getting to work would be much more fun

0:08:48 > 0:08:51if everyone could just drive wherever the heck they please.

0:08:55 > 0:09:00You might get in late and your car might be smashed up, but hey!

0:09:00 > 0:09:02I bet you have some stories.

0:09:08 > 0:09:12These two ladies are going the wrong way down a travelator.

0:09:12 > 0:09:13Look at this couple.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16They've been trying this for like five minutes now.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19I think they're going to make it, but the big decision here

0:09:19 > 0:09:22is if they're going to continue on the other escalator

0:09:22 > 0:09:24in front of them right there.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Oh, my gosh, she's going for it.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Oh, my gosh!

0:09:29 > 0:09:35No! Oh, my goodness!

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Or maybe they were going the right way. Ever think about that?

0:09:38 > 0:09:43Maybe they're going exactly the way they want to go and they just like to exercise.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45No freaking way!

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Welcome to China.

0:09:47 > 0:09:48Oh, my God!

0:09:48 > 0:09:52We are on the freeway and our taxi driver...

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Has decided that Will gave him the worst...

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Directions.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01So he decided to make a U-turn on the freeway

0:10:01 > 0:10:06and we're riding on the shoulder in the fast lane against traffic.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09And we're coming off the shoulder into the so-called bus lane.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12This is what they do here in parts of China.

0:10:12 > 0:10:16I guess you can't do this in Beijing, right? But we're not in Beijing.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Remember - next time, take the bus.

0:10:19 > 0:10:24- I hope we...- My God! We're going...

0:10:24 > 0:10:26We're going to get killed.

0:10:26 > 0:10:31It seems like a lot of you out there are not being as careful as you could be.

0:10:31 > 0:10:32Have a listen to this.

0:10:36 > 0:10:42Police in Florida were called to the scene of a nasty motorway pile-up during rush hour.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44After interviewing the drivers involved, they discovered

0:10:44 > 0:10:48that the crash had been caused by a rather unusual reason.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51A female commuter on her way back from the office for a date with

0:10:51 > 0:10:56her boyfriend had decided to save time by getting herself ready in her car.

0:10:56 > 0:11:00While behind the wheel, she had changed her clothes,

0:11:00 > 0:11:02put on her make-up and lipstick,

0:11:02 > 0:11:06and then proceeded to give herself a bikini wax.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09It was this final procedure that had caused the pile up.

0:11:09 > 0:11:14No-one was hurt and the woman was charged with reckless driving.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20Everybody likes to let their hair down once in a while and have a party.

0:11:20 > 0:11:24If you're going to be a party animal, there's no point in being

0:11:24 > 0:11:28a cuddly party animal, like a party kitten or a party hamster.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30You might as well be a party tiger.

0:11:30 > 0:11:34Check out these wild things. HE GROWLS

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Party fools!

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Welcome to the USA.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46How do you know when you've had too much tequila?

0:11:46 > 0:11:48You're dribbling all over my face!

0:11:48 > 0:11:51You muck up my make-up, I'm going to be pissed!

0:11:51 > 0:11:53When this happens.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01Listen up, ladies, gravity don't care how hot you are.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04You mess with gravity, you lose.

0:12:04 > 0:12:09Here's another clue that you might have had too much happy juice.

0:12:09 > 0:12:14# Let's go, party rock is in the house tonight... #

0:12:14 > 0:12:15You know you're drunk

0:12:15 > 0:12:19when the ground walks up to you and punches you in the face.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21# ..We're gonna make you Lose your mind

0:12:21 > 0:12:25# Everybody just have a good time... #

0:12:25 > 0:12:27If you wake up and find you have fallen asleep

0:12:27 > 0:12:30in a place that doesn't resemble your bedroom,

0:12:30 > 0:12:33that's also a bad sign.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36# ..And we're gonna make you lost your mind

0:12:36 > 0:12:39# We just wanna see you... #

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Fred and Jamie, I wish you guys the best.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47This guy's recording a message at a wedding.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Keep your eye on the lady in the background.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54Remember that you need two things, you need to understand each other,

0:12:54 > 0:12:57because you're two separate individuals coming together,

0:12:57 > 0:12:59entering one relationship and making it work.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00It's really hard to do,

0:13:00 > 0:13:02but with love and understanding,

0:13:02 > 0:13:04you should be always able to do it.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07Now that's what I call a special message.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10If you're going to commit something to camera,

0:13:10 > 0:13:13make sure it's colourful and eye-catching.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15The bride and groom will remember it forever.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Now, take a look at these fools.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Three, two, one.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Are you fucking serious?!

0:13:31 > 0:13:32LAUGHTER

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Take it easy on him.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Remember, he's your friend.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43Friends forgive friends, that's what friends do.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Check out this superstar.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51He lost his shirt, but he's not letting it get him down.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53HE MUMBLES

0:13:57 > 0:14:00- Supposedly, I got...- Whoa!

0:14:00 > 0:14:05- Now he's falling down the stairs! - Oh! Oh!

0:14:05 > 0:14:07I bet he won't let that get him down either.

0:14:07 > 0:14:11Nothing is going to get this guy down, he's ungetdownable.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13I like that new word, help me spread it.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Jessie, did you puke yet?- Mm-mm.

0:14:16 > 0:14:23- What are you waiting for?- Yeah.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25That's it, Jessie.

0:14:25 > 0:14:29If you're going down, you might as well take the toilet seat with you.

0:14:30 > 0:14:35If you drink too much, pretty soon you're going to go sleepy bye-byes.

0:14:35 > 0:14:39That's when your friends are going to come along and take pictures of you, and they will.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Here's five dumb drunk fools in photos.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Five photographs of drunken idiots.

0:14:49 > 0:14:50Number one.

0:14:52 > 0:14:57Note to self - drink less rum and more cola in my rum and cola.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Number two.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04The good news is you've made it through to the next round

0:15:04 > 0:15:06of Britain's Got Talent.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Number three.

0:15:10 > 0:15:14Ah, the circle of life in all its glory.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Number four.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Has anyone seen Steve?

0:15:21 > 0:15:24Have you tried the glove compartment?

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Number five.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30You think this is bad?

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Last week he woke up next to a mouse.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Now here in Britain, when you've had too much to drink,

0:15:40 > 0:15:42you like to get yourself a kebab.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Have a listen to this dumb fool.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46PHONE RINGS

0:16:44 > 0:16:48The police have got enough problems without people wasting their times.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51If I find out who that man is, I'm going to go round his house

0:16:51 > 0:16:54and waste his time and see how much he likes it.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Warehouse fools.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01I was in a warehouse once.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04I was surrounded by 200 bad guys with machine guns.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07I built myself a tank and busted my way out of there.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Actually, that didn't happen.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13It was on a TV show, or maybe it was a dream.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Either way, here's some clips of people in warehouses.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Here's a guy messing around with boxes.

0:17:24 > 0:17:28Now put a stamp on him and send him to Hawaii.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31That guy deserves a little sunshine in his life.

0:17:34 > 0:17:38You're about to witness a guy in a forklift smashing up some bottles.

0:17:47 > 0:17:53Good news! You've now got yourself a great big pile of smashed glass.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57Smashed glass is great for making sand, or sprinkle it onto the roads

0:17:57 > 0:17:59to stop bad guys from chasing you.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Either way, that ain't going to waste!

0:18:04 > 0:18:05Here's a question for you.

0:18:05 > 0:18:10What do you do when you want all your shelves annihilated?

0:18:10 > 0:18:13# ..Work, work, work, Senora Work it all the time

0:18:13 > 0:18:17# You can talk about cha-cha Tango, waltz or the rumba

0:18:17 > 0:18:19# Senora's dance has no title

0:18:19 > 0:18:22# You jump in the saddle Hold on to the bridle

0:18:22 > 0:18:24# Jump in the line Rock your body in time

0:18:24 > 0:18:26# OK, I believe you!

0:18:26 > 0:18:28# Jump in the line Rock your body in time

0:18:28 > 0:18:30# Rock your body, child!

0:18:30 > 0:18:31# Jump in the line

0:18:31 > 0:18:34# Rock your body in time Somebody help me!

0:18:34 > 0:18:37# Jump in the line Rock your body in time... #

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Easy! Just hire this guy.

0:18:41 > 0:18:45He's great at shelf annihilation, some say he's the best.

0:18:47 > 0:18:52More crazy stuff, this time in a warehouse in Serbia.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56I have a warehouse like this, it's filled with protein shakes.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59I go through 200 a week.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02My favourite flavour is banana.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05Oh, I hate raspberry!

0:19:05 > 0:19:10It's another forklift, and this one don't take attitude from no-one.

0:19:13 > 0:19:17Boom! You show that garage door who's boss.

0:19:17 > 0:19:21Let's see if it tries to disrespect you again.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Here's another door that needs to be taught a lesson.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37That's it, you tell it firm and you tell it straight.

0:19:37 > 0:19:41These doors around here are getting too big for their hinges.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48This new car is being rolled out of the car factory.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56The good news is you're right next to the factory.

0:19:56 > 0:20:01If there's ever a good place to have a car accident, it's next to the car factory!

0:20:04 > 0:20:08What's the quickest way to get stuff down from the top shelves?

0:20:14 > 0:20:17That's right, gravity.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20When forklifts and gravity combine, it's a beautiful thing,

0:20:20 > 0:20:23man and nature working together in harmony.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26MR T GROWLS

0:20:26 > 0:20:29I liked watching those clips. I might go out and get myself

0:20:29 > 0:20:32another forklift to add to my collections of forklifts.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34So far, I have seven.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37My favourite is the gold one.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Fools showing off!

0:20:45 > 0:20:49Sometimes it's good to be a show-off, it means you're proud of yourself,

0:20:49 > 0:20:53and if you're proud of yourself, you want other people to be proud of you, too.

0:20:53 > 0:20:54Take a look at these guys.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57What's better than being fired out of a cannon?

0:20:58 > 0:21:02The answer, nothing! It's the most invigorating feeling in the world.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10I like your style, who needs a safety net?

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Let's hope he's not too sore in the morning.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Check out this guy.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20It must be his birthday.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Going streaking!

0:21:22 > 0:21:24LAUGHTER

0:21:31 > 0:21:34The body is a beautiful thing. Be proud of it, show it off!

0:21:34 > 0:21:38But don't bring it anywhere near me.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41The most back flips in a row ever.

0:21:41 > 0:21:45This guy wants the whole world to see how great he is at pogo back flips.

0:22:00 > 0:22:04He was pretty amazing right up to the point where he fell over.

0:22:07 > 0:22:11This guy's screaming, "Look at me! Look at me!"

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Lots of people looked at him.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20He got his wish. That's how dreams come true, people.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Up next, this!

0:22:27 > 0:22:30- Don't do it!- Do it, do it!

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Don't do it, sucker.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43There's something I'd like to say to you guys.

0:22:43 > 0:22:50ABC - Always Be Cool. DEF - Don't Entertain Fools!

0:22:50 > 0:22:53# Everybody dance now! #

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Sometimes you just want to dance.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58For the man on the car, this is one of those times.

0:23:02 > 0:23:06When the rhythm gets hold of you, don't fight it, let it in!

0:23:14 > 0:23:17If you have an embarrassing fall like this, don't worry about it.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Just turn it into a stylish break dance move,

0:23:19 > 0:23:22pretend that's what you wanted to do in the first place.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26Some people just can't help showing off for the camera.

0:23:30 > 0:23:34And you can see why, look at the camera lapping him up.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36It's hard to take your eyes off him.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51You dumb fool!

0:23:51 > 0:23:56In conclusion, I'm going to be taking you through the first stage...

0:23:58 > 0:24:01He's fallen over, but that's OK.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04You have to take the rough with the smooth.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08This town's been hit by a lot of rain.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Is this man crying about it?

0:24:10 > 0:24:12Negative. He's out on the street,

0:24:12 > 0:24:17tubing off the back of a car, making the most out of a bad situation.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24Boom!

0:24:29 > 0:24:33Pain time now, but he'll laugh about this tomorrow.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36He will look back and call this a great day.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41Here's another guy who's been taken over by the rhythm.

0:24:45 > 0:24:49It's filling his arms and legs, making them move,

0:24:49 > 0:24:53taking him to new and dangerous places, like the middle of the road.

0:25:01 > 0:25:02HORN BLARES

0:25:04 > 0:25:08The bad news is he got hit by the ice cream truck.

0:25:08 > 0:25:12The good news is he got hit by the ice cream truck!

0:25:12 > 0:25:16What better way to forget about those injuries than by licking a Mr Whippy?

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Don't worry, he's OK.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22He learned his lesson.

0:25:22 > 0:25:26I love ice cream, I love chocolate ice cream.

0:25:26 > 0:25:31I love strawberry ice cream, I love vanilla ice cream.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33What I don't like? I'll tell you.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36I don't like people who don't like ice cream.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38Take a listen to this.

0:25:43 > 0:25:44PHONE RINGS

0:26:39 > 0:26:41That's the end of the show.

0:26:41 > 0:26:45Also, it's the end of the series. I want to thank you all for watching.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48I really enjoyed your company.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Before I say goodbye for the last time,

0:26:50 > 0:26:53I want to share with you my final, final thought.

0:26:53 > 0:26:57Don't go around thinking you're better than anyone else, be humble,

0:26:57 > 0:26:58show a little respect,

0:26:58 > 0:27:02because remember, we all play the fool sometimes.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05See you soon. So long, suckers.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08Huh! Huh! Huh!

0:27:08 > 0:27:09# I pity the fool

0:27:11 > 0:27:13# I said... #

0:27:13 > 0:27:15- Pow!- # I pity the fool... #

0:27:17 > 0:27:23- Pow!- # ..Oh-oh, I pity the fool...

0:27:26 > 0:27:30# You know I pity the fool... #

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