0:00:00 > 0:00:05The following show is full of fools doing very foolish things.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Although nobody involved was seriously hurt,
0:00:07 > 0:00:11you should not attempt to repeat anything you are about to see.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Mr T is on a special mission.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18He's been searching far and wide,
0:00:18 > 0:00:22assembling an army of extraordinary individuals -
0:00:22 > 0:00:27people who boldly venture where others fear to tread.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30People who dare to do things differently.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33People who aren't afraid to ask questions, like...
0:00:33 > 0:00:37"Can I fit in that?" "What's through that door?"
0:00:37 > 0:00:39and, "Do I really need a parachute?"
0:00:39 > 0:00:45He's found the stupidest, clumsiest, most dangerous people on the planet.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48He's found the world's craziest fools!
0:00:51 > 0:00:55Listen, I can't talk now, sweetie. I'm doing my show.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56OK. Bye.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00That was my mountaineer coach, Sweetie.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02He's training me to climb Everest.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05I'm going to be the first man to do it barefoot
0:01:05 > 0:01:07and with my eyes closed. But enough about me.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Let's talk about the show.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Today we got fools crashing into things,
0:01:11 > 0:01:13we got fools breaking stuff,
0:01:13 > 0:01:17we got fools falling all over the place. Let's do it!
0:01:17 > 0:01:19SIREN WAILING
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Mexico. This border-patrol cop has caught a van
0:01:28 > 0:01:31full of illegal immigrants. Instead of calling for backup,
0:01:31 > 0:01:34he tries to round them all up by himself.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37SONG: "Ring The Alarm" by Beyonce
0:01:42 > 0:01:45I tell you, this man his highly motivated!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Keep going, officer! This is your day to shine.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Another high-speed chase.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04The suspect gets out of his car.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07The policeman pulls over and starts running after him.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Only problem is, he left the handbrake off.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16CRASHING
0:02:16 > 0:02:20This officer and his car need to resolve their differences.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23If you got a grudge, don't bring it to work.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Leave it at the door!
0:02:26 > 0:02:27CRASHING
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Florida. This cop is hungry.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34He pulled over at the drive-through to buy himself some tasty nuggets.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Looks like he forgot he had a suspect in the back.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41The suspect runs away!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43You can't fight crime on an empty stomach.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46You can't do nothing on an empty stomach.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48That's why I have three square meals a day -
0:02:48 > 0:02:50and I have breakfast.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56This bank robber has just been pulled over after a high-speed chase.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Without realising it, the cops put a crucial piece of evidence
0:03:03 > 0:03:05right in front of him.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08When they're not looking, he gobbles it up!
0:03:19 > 0:03:23"Oh, man! Where's that evidence?"
0:03:23 > 0:03:26"What did we do with the evidence?"
0:03:27 > 0:03:30They should ask me for help. I'd reach down that sucker's throat
0:03:30 > 0:03:33and get it out for 'em.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Here's some Russian police trying to apprehend a tree.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41THEY SHOUT
0:03:44 > 0:03:47THEY LAUGH
0:03:47 > 0:03:51That tree was charged with resisting arrest and assaulting an officer.
0:03:51 > 0:03:56Now he's going to do hard time in maximum-security correction facility.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58THEY LAUGH
0:03:58 > 0:04:03Brazil. Here's some more cops who forgot to lock their car,
0:04:03 > 0:04:05and let a suspect escape.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08I like the way these cops are thinking.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11They had so much fun catching the guy the first time,
0:04:11 > 0:04:16they let him go free. Now they can catch him all over again.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Riot police in Romania.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24First one guy falls, then another drops his gun.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27THEY SHOUT
0:04:30 > 0:04:34That's it. You get all the clumsy stuff out of the way before you get to the riot -
0:04:34 > 0:04:39then, when you get to the riot, that's when you put your business face on.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Clumsy stuff now, business later.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47Being a policeman is tough work. You got to stay on top of your game,
0:04:47 > 0:04:5124/7. Here's five tips on how to be a good cop.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54SIREN WAILS
0:04:54 > 0:04:57MUSIC: "THEME FROM THE SWEENEY"
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Always keep your prime suspects close at hand.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Cor, that one on the right's a bit scrumptious!
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Remember, just because you're a policeman
0:05:13 > 0:05:16doesn't mean you're above the law, even if you are Italian
0:05:16 > 0:05:21and all stylish, like Rufus Sewell in that Italian TV cop-show thingy.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Keep your eyes on the job at all times.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Yes, that goes for you, you naughty policeman.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Shame on you!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Keep practising those advanced driving skills.
0:05:38 > 0:05:43If you end up upside down, the bad guys have probably got away.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49The same goes for if you end up in a house -
0:05:49 > 0:05:52unless that's the house where the bad guys live,
0:05:52 > 0:05:54in which case, good work, officers.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Sometimes, when you strong like me,
0:06:02 > 0:06:04you end up breaking things by accident.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Take this banana, for example.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08See? I just broke it by mistake.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Here's some other people who broke things by mistake.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22OK. Angus is going to knock down these chips
0:06:22 > 0:06:25using a flying jump-tackle.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Don't do it, Angus.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Go! Go! Go! Go! Go, go, go!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Argh!
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Are they down?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- THEY LAUGH - Let me see it.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39It's coming out, it's coming out.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41A couple more kicks should do it.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Big man!
0:06:44 > 0:06:48I told you not to do it. Now, get me some of those chips. I'm hungry.
0:06:50 > 0:06:55Brazil. This man is trying to do a handstand on the back of a car.
0:06:56 > 0:07:01His friend told him it was a bad idea, but he didn't believe him.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Sometimes you just got to learn the hard way.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09That was the hard way.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11A game of basketball in Turkey-land.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22I hope you going to pay for that, fool,
0:07:22 > 0:07:25or at least make some sort of contribution.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Next up, this happens. - You play as one team together?
0:07:32 > 0:07:37- You need two controllers. - Oh, to play against one another?
0:07:37 > 0:07:39GLASS SHATTERS
0:07:39 > 0:07:43- Oops!- Oh, sorry. It slipped. - It's all right.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47This wouldn't have happened if he'd been outside playing proper sports,
0:07:47 > 0:07:50like tennis. Or jousting!
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Here's some kids from the United Kingdom of France.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56There it is. I'm done.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Ping pong is not a real sport anyway.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Real sports involve putting on helmets, like American football.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Or jousting.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14- THEY LAUGH - Do I keep saying "jousting"?
0:08:14 > 0:08:16I mean "baseball".
0:08:19 > 0:08:22These guys are trying to move a bed by lowering it out the window.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Ready?- Yeah. Go ahead.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28Make sure you push it, though, so it doesn't crack our - Oh, God!
0:08:28 > 0:08:31- GLASS SHATTERS - Now they broke the window.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33That's what I call teamwork.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37- THEY SHOUT AND CHATTER - We broke the window!
0:08:37 > 0:08:39We broke the window!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41MAN YELLS
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- THEY SHOUT - Go!
0:08:46 > 0:08:50There's only one way to find out how strong your body is,
0:08:50 > 0:08:53and that's to put it to the test.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Go!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59THEY LAUGH HE GROANS
0:08:59 > 0:09:03This man is not as strong as he previously thought.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05THEY LAUGH
0:09:07 > 0:09:09This looks like a bad idea.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Why aren't these kids in school?
0:09:16 > 0:09:22It makes me mad when I see kids not living up to their potential.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26The roof's falling down.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33This is sad to see. If I see much more of this,
0:09:33 > 0:09:35I'm going to start crying.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Here's four guys carrying a statue.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44CHOIR SINGING HYMN
0:09:45 > 0:09:47ALL SHOUT AND SCREAM
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Now the statue is in a hundred pieces -
0:09:54 > 0:09:56one piece of statue for everyone in the room.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59That's what we call sharing.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02What's going to get broken here?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Dude!
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Oh, my God, you buy me a new one!
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Oh, my God! You idiot!
0:10:10 > 0:10:14- Dude, you're buying me a new- BLEEP- windshield.- Calm down!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Take it easy on him! Remember, he's your friend.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21Friends forgive friends. That's what friends do.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24SONG: "Boom Boom Pow" by The Black Eyed Peas
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Don't jump, fool! You'll break something.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37Why don't these people listen to me? Can he not hear me?
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Am I not speaking loud enough?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Don't make me shout!
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Don't be deceived by this guy.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52He may look weak, but check out how strong he is.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55All right. Just do it on the corner.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01BOY LAUGHS
0:11:02 > 0:11:06This guy is a man. In fact, he's a man's man.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09In fact, he's a man's man's man.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11No. That's too much.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14He's just a man's man.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Breaking stuff is not a good idea. Remember, people,
0:11:18 > 0:11:22take care of other people's possessions, and they'll take care of yours.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Also, drink milk!
0:11:31 > 0:11:35Some people ain't strong enough to pull a car with their bare hands.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38They have to get a little help from Mr Rope.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Be careful with Mr Rope. He's a nice guy,
0:11:40 > 0:11:44but he'll snap at any time. Take a look at this.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47These suckers are trying to tow a trailer out of a garage.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50SONG: "Ride Wit Me" by Nelly
0:11:52 > 0:11:54MAN LAUGHING
0:11:54 > 0:11:58Caravan holidays ain't no fun anyway.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Now you can stay at home and do DIY instead.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Most people like to tow a car on its wheels.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10This guy is going for the more exciting option
0:12:10 > 0:12:14of towing the car on its roof. He just made his job twice as fun.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18This is a great day for towing.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21This car is stuck in the snow.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24How do you tow a car out of the snow?
0:12:25 > 0:12:27I'll tell you - one piece at a time.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30I said stop, let him tow!
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Stop, stop, stop!
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Now all you need to do is pull off all the other bits,
0:12:34 > 0:12:37then put it back together again.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Easy!
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Here's another car stuck in the snow.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Don't look like a car to me.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47It looks more like a little tiny toy that children play with.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Do people really drive in that thing?
0:12:50 > 0:12:52How do they fit inside?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54HORN BEEPS
0:13:00 > 0:13:02MEN LAUGHING
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Error!
0:13:09 > 0:13:13OK, listen up. Mr T's got a physics question for you.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19A car is driving up the hill with a caravan.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22They're going at a speed of 30 miles per hour.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26The caravan weighs two tons.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29The hill has a gradient of 20 degrees.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36Here's the question. Why is my hair so soft and bouncy?
0:13:37 > 0:13:39METAL CRUNCHES
0:13:42 > 0:13:45The answer - because I wash it every day
0:13:45 > 0:13:48with a mixture of lemon and honey.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Try it! It does work.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53METAL CRUNCHES
0:13:55 > 0:13:57This truck is stuck in the mud.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00I have no idea how it got stuck in the mud.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03That's probably a different funny clip.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05This funny clip is all about towing.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13- MAN SHOUTING - Damn, dude! Holy- BLEEP!
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Who are all these people?
0:14:15 > 0:14:18They just hanging around doing nothing.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Imagine how much they could achieve
0:14:20 > 0:14:22if they got together and did something!
0:14:22 > 0:14:26They could build a new school, or discover a new planet!
0:14:33 > 0:14:37This AA van is towing a car back to the garage.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50That did not work out according to plan.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53At least I hope it didn't. If that was the plan,
0:14:53 > 0:14:56it was a bad plan.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Those bollards creep up all over the place.
0:15:01 > 0:15:06Here's some more cars that have been attacked from underneath in a vicious manner.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16SONG: "Stuck On You" by Lionel Richie
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Now, take a listen to this phone call.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08RINGING TONE
0:16:52 > 0:16:54I like this kid. He couldn't do his homework,
0:16:54 > 0:16:57so he rang someone he thought could help him.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01Remember - there ain't no shame in sharing the pain.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13Back in the '80s, I invented something called the wheel.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17Since then, mankind has been able to travel around the world with ease.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20You're welcome. But despite the success of my invention,
0:17:20 > 0:17:23not everyone has come to grips with it.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25MAN YELLS
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Boom!
0:17:30 > 0:17:34Don't worry. You will get there one day.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38I don't know where "there" is, but you'll get there.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Here's a tip.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Argh!
0:17:42 > 0:17:45If you're going to ride a bicycle up a ramp,
0:17:45 > 0:17:47make sure you ride the bicycle up the ramp!
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Argh!
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Cycling is good. Running on a treadmill is good.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58LAUGHTER
0:18:01 > 0:18:04This kid just combined those two good things
0:18:04 > 0:18:07to create something...not good.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13This guy is trying to ride a ramp onto a roof.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Don't worry. He's OK.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21It's a shame he didn't make it,
0:18:21 > 0:18:25because it's awesome on top of the roof. I know. I been there.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28SONG: "Push It" by Salt N Pepa
0:18:30 > 0:18:33SHOUTING
0:18:33 > 0:18:36That roof is also awesome.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38But again, this person will never know it.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41I'll send him some pictures.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45What's going on here?
0:18:45 > 0:18:48- First time, bro. - OK, I'm just going to jolt forward,
0:18:48 > 0:18:51get a head start, you know what I'm saying?
0:18:51 > 0:18:53- Do it.- OK.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58- MAN LAUGHING - Agh!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00- Ow!- BLEEP!- Ow!
0:19:01 > 0:19:05Nice move! If you want your shop shut quickly,
0:19:05 > 0:19:07this is your guy.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11This rollerblader is sliding along a street rail.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14The sign said "give way".
0:19:16 > 0:19:19He didn't give way.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Other signs you need to pay attention to
0:19:21 > 0:19:24include "stop", "don't go in here",
0:19:24 > 0:19:28and "stay away from the tiger".
0:19:36 > 0:19:39This man is trying to skateboard for the first time.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42SONG: "Yeah Yeah Yeah Song" by The Flaming Lips
0:19:53 > 0:19:55He's got his own vibe.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Will it catch on?
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Maybe.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Another victory in skateboarding.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08- What the- BLEEP- hell?
0:20:16 > 0:20:19You know it's going badly when something that can't hit you back
0:20:19 > 0:20:22hits you back.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32These guys have just attached a moped to a roundabout
0:20:32 > 0:20:34to make it go faster.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36ENGINE ROARS
0:20:42 > 0:20:44ENGINE ROARS
0:20:44 > 0:20:46THEY SCREAM
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Oh, my God!
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Fools.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56I'm speechless. I don't often say that.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03This is street-luge.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09THEY SHOUT
0:21:10 > 0:21:12THEY LAUGH
0:21:12 > 0:21:16Now, I ain't no doctor, but in my medical opinion,
0:21:16 > 0:21:18he needs ice on that.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22If I was a doctor, by the way, I would be Dr Mr T,
0:21:22 > 0:21:25which would be pretty awesome!
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Up next, this.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35CLATTERING
0:21:35 > 0:21:39Who needs doors when you can enter through the roof?
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Now, listen to this true story.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00A 23-year-old man was stopped by police
0:22:00 > 0:22:03in a residential area at 2.15 in the morning.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07He had been driving his high-powered sports car erratically
0:22:07 > 0:22:11and was detained on suspicion of being drunk, and taken into custody.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13While waiting for the recovery car,
0:22:13 > 0:22:15the two officers who'd made the arrest
0:22:15 > 0:22:19started admiring the Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution 8,
0:22:19 > 0:22:22which has a top speed of 175 miles per hour.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26Climbing inside, they decided to take it for a spin.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30Moments later, they had ploughed the turbocharged car
0:22:30 > 0:22:33through the gardens of two luxury homes
0:22:33 > 0:22:35and flipped it on its side.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37The £50,000 car was written off,
0:22:37 > 0:22:42and the unharmed police officers were suspended from duty.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Glastonbury, Reading, the Isle of Wight.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48What does all these places have in common?
0:22:48 > 0:22:51That's right - I don't know where any of 'em are.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54But if you going to a musical festival, you might want to pay attention.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Here's some rules for festival fools.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Rule number one - if you take your car,
0:23:09 > 0:23:12watch out when you're parking. There's going to be a lot of mud.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17SHOUTING AND CHEERING
0:23:28 > 0:23:33Rule number two - put your tent up before you start drinking alcohol.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37SONG: "Kids That Love To Dance" by Professor Green
0:23:42 > 0:23:44# It's a long day
0:23:44 > 0:23:46# When you're rolling and rocking
0:23:46 > 0:23:48# And the spin isn't stopping
0:23:48 > 0:23:50# When you don't care where you are
0:23:50 > 0:23:52# It's the wrong day
0:23:52 > 0:23:54# If you're looking for sober
0:23:54 > 0:23:56# You can find him hung over
0:23:56 > 0:23:58# With the kids who love to dance
0:23:58 > 0:24:00# Love to dance...
0:24:00 > 0:24:05Rule number three - put your hat on before you start drinking alcohol.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28What a fool!
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Rule number four - put your flip-flops on before...
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Ah, forget it! These guys ain't listening anyway.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36# It's a long day
0:24:36 > 0:24:38# When you're rolling and rocking
0:24:38 > 0:24:40# And the spin isn't stopping
0:24:40 > 0:24:42# When you don't care where you are
0:24:42 > 0:24:43# It's the wrong day
0:24:43 > 0:24:45# If you're looking for sober
0:24:45 > 0:24:47# You can find him hung over
0:24:47 > 0:24:50- # With the kids who love to dance - # Love to dance
0:24:50 > 0:24:52- # Love to dance - # Love to what?
0:24:52 > 0:24:54# Love to dance
0:24:54 > 0:24:58# We're the kids that love to dance #
0:25:05 > 0:25:08SHE SPEAKS DUTCH
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Rule number five - if you're going to the toilet,
0:25:11 > 0:25:14make sure you read the signs correctly.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17SHE CONTINUES IN DUTCH
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Oh. Oh!
0:25:37 > 0:25:39This isn't a urinal, is it?
0:25:39 > 0:25:42SHE LAUGHS
0:25:42 > 0:25:44I think it is, man.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47Whoa!
0:25:47 > 0:25:50- Whoa. - SHE SPEAKS DUTCH
0:25:54 > 0:25:57- For der record... is it un piss buck?- Ja.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00I guess we've all learned some Dutch today!
0:26:00 > 0:26:02SHE SPEAKS DUTCH
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Rule number six - if you're going to do a stage dive,
0:26:06 > 0:26:09make sure the crowd knows!
0:26:13 > 0:26:16THEY GROAN
0:26:16 > 0:26:18THEY CHEER
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Sometimes music, it make you do crazy things.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Take a listen to this.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38RINGING TONE
0:27:01 > 0:27:03LINE GOES DEAD
0:27:03 > 0:27:07That's all we got time for today. I hope you enjoyed yourself,
0:27:07 > 0:27:10and more importantly, I hope you learned something.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12I'm going to leave you with one last thought.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15It takes a smart man to play dumb. See you next time!
0:27:15 > 0:27:18So long, suckers.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21# I pity the fool
0:27:24 > 0:27:27# I said I pity the fool
0:27:30 > 0:27:34# I pity the fool
0:27:37 > 0:27:39# I say
0:27:39 > 0:27:41# I pity the fool
0:27:45 > 0:27:48# That fall in love with you
0:27:48 > 0:27:50# And expect you to be true
0:27:50 > 0:27:53# Oh, I pity the fool
0:27:58 > 0:28:00# Look at the people
0:28:00 > 0:28:03# I know you're wondering what they're doing #
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