0:00:02 > 0:00:04This show is full of fools doing very foolish things.
0:00:04 > 0:00:07Although nobody involved was seriously hurt,
0:00:07 > 0:00:10you should not attempt to repeat anything you are about to see.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17Last year Mr T went on a mission.
0:00:17 > 0:00:21He scoured the globe to find the World's Craziest Fools.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Those people with a lack of common sense,
0:00:24 > 0:00:27a terrifying disregard for health and safety
0:00:27 > 0:00:31and whose favourite question is, "What's the worst that can happen?"
0:00:31 > 0:00:34And you loved it. But now, you want more!
0:00:34 > 0:00:37And you want them crazier and even more foolish.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39So, once again, Mr T has delivered
0:00:39 > 0:00:42an array of the world's least talented people.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48This is the World's Craziest Fools -
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Return Of The Fools.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00"Dear Mr T, I'm a huge fan of the World's Craziest Fools,
0:01:00 > 0:01:02"and I think you're amazing!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05"But I was wondering, could you tell me what the
0:01:05 > 0:01:07"T stands for in your name?"
0:01:07 > 0:01:09No! Coming up on today's show,
0:01:09 > 0:01:13we got fools wrestling motorbikes, fools kicking down doors,
0:01:13 > 0:01:16fools getting flipped on their heads.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18We got so much stuff to get through,
0:01:18 > 0:01:21we ain't got no time for no stupid questions.
0:01:21 > 0:01:22So start the first clip.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Motor vehicles are very advanced these days.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36They got automatic steering, anti-lock breaks
0:01:36 > 0:01:41and alarms that go "Beep, beep, beep, this vehicle is reversing".
0:01:41 > 0:01:44What they don't have is a fool alarm!
0:01:44 > 0:01:49They say "Beep, beep, beep, this vehicle is going forward,
0:01:49 > 0:01:52"very fast, with a fool in it. Get the heck out of the way!"
0:01:52 > 0:01:54They should!
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Watch this car crash straight into a shop.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03I know the feeling. Sometimes when I'm driving I get hungry
0:02:03 > 0:02:04and I need a power bar.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Nothing comes between me and my power bar,
0:02:07 > 0:02:09not even a plate glass window.
0:02:12 > 0:02:17This truck driver also got hungry and went in search of a power bar.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Unfortunately, he crashed into a bank.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22If you going to crash into a building,
0:02:22 > 0:02:24make sure there's a power bar inside.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26The police will be more understanding.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31This car drives straight into a level crossing.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35It's missing a front wheel,
0:02:35 > 0:02:38maybe the driver also missing a front brain.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Look at this Canadian fool showing off his pick-up truck.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Now he's got to pick it up out the ditch.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50You OK?
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Excuse me, sir, can you tell me where you keep your power bars?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11These chumps are getting towed.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15It looks like their brains have broken down.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Something's definitely not working in this situation.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Stop!
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Drag racing in San Diego, USA.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Keep your eye on the mechanic in orange.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34That's it, sucker, if the engine isn't working,
0:03:34 > 0:03:37you jump in there, and power that engine yourself.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42This guy knows every trick in the book.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49Unfortunately, the book is called The Fools' Guide To Breaking Bones.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Don't worry, she's OK.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57That's the thing with motorbikes.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03They can crash nearly anywhere, at any speed.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Like Taiwanese people, our next clip is from Taiwan.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12This car has illegally parked in a construction zone,
0:04:12 > 0:04:15and now it's getting a piece of forklift justice.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Serves that owner right - you park bad, you make people mad.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23Serbia.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Walking along on your own on an icy road is no fun.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32It's much nicer if someone gives you a lift.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34But always make sure you're in the car before they drive off.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Getting a lift like this ain't no fun.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46What's wrong with this car?
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Take a closer look.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52That's right, it's green.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56There's no excuse for a green car, people, you get yourself a brush
0:04:56 > 0:05:00and you paint that thing gold, then we can talk about being friends.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05If you had never driven before and you're utterly stupid,
0:05:05 > 0:05:09it's possible you may not know what a road looks like.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Let me enlighten you.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14A road is flat and straight.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18If you find yourself on a hill, surrounded by trees,
0:05:18 > 0:05:19driving over a big rock,
0:05:19 > 0:05:21you have probably taken a wrong turn.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Games are fun
0:05:26 > 0:05:28but don't try and play hide and seek with a truck
0:05:28 > 0:05:30or you will regret it.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Trucks generally don't get the rules when it comes to games
0:05:36 > 0:05:39and even when they do get the rules,
0:05:39 > 0:05:40they cheat.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46You got to get up pretty early in the morning...
0:05:48 > 0:05:51..to do something more stupid than this guy.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06How many times I got to tell you?
0:06:06 > 0:06:10Look at the number of wheels on your vehicle and then use them.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12All of them, all of the time!
0:06:16 > 0:06:20This next clip is from Ohio, which is very near Ohio.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22This traffic cop is waving his hands
0:06:22 > 0:06:25in a calm and downward motion.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Which is a classic sign for motorists to speed up
0:06:28 > 0:06:30and start driving dangerously.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34That's why this happens!
0:06:39 > 0:06:40We are in Russia now.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45One thing I don't recommend is eating Russian power bars.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47They are different over there.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48There's too much power in them.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54These guys have gone hoopla-looney-tune.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01They need to go and take some anti-power serum
0:07:01 > 0:07:04and then a nap, followed by a snooze,
0:07:04 > 0:07:06all washed down with sleepy time.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Now it's time for a story. Listen and learn.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Take notes, or don't. I don't care either way.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27The following is a true story.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30A Turkish man, driving through a Swiss town,
0:07:30 > 0:07:34became fascinated by a strange box that seemed to emit
0:07:34 > 0:07:36a flash of light when he drove past it.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40Confused, he decided to quickly drive past it a second time,
0:07:40 > 0:07:42to try and see if it would happen again.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Sure enough, as he went past it in the other direction,
0:07:44 > 0:07:47it flashed him once more.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Determined to work out the cause of the flashing,
0:07:49 > 0:07:53he sped up and drove past it again from the original direction
0:07:53 > 0:07:55and, once again, it flashed at him.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Two roundabouts within a hundred yards of the box allowed him
0:07:58 > 0:08:02to investigate it fully a number of times, at increasing speeds.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06He cleverly worked out, that the strange box was in fact
0:08:06 > 0:08:09a speed camera, but this successful deduction had cost him
0:08:09 > 0:08:13four separate speeding convictions in less than two minutes.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Unfortunately for the inquisitive driver, the eagle-eyed police
0:08:16 > 0:08:20investigating the incident also noticed that he had not been
0:08:20 > 0:08:22wearing a seatbelt at the time
0:08:22 > 0:08:25and so fined him for that offence as well.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28What is it with you British people?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Why are you always dunking your biscuits in tea?
0:08:30 > 0:08:34Dunking is something for basketball. Biscuits are for snacks!
0:08:34 > 0:08:38Anyway, here's some fools who double dunk their brains in stupid juice.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Take a look.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Three, two, one!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Oh!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- Whoa.- Oh!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44LAUGHTER
0:09:58 > 0:10:00LAUGHTER
0:10:24 > 0:10:26- CHEERING - Oh!
0:10:34 > 0:10:37LAUGHTER
0:10:53 > 0:10:54OK.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Whoa!
0:11:13 > 0:11:14Argh!
0:11:18 > 0:11:19Argh!
0:11:33 > 0:11:37The people in those clips should enrol in Mr T's School For Fools.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Hello and welcome to Mr T's School For Fools.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Today's lesson is languages.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52For example, Spanish. What is Spanish?
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Spanish is like English, only in Spanish.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Take a look at this.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00HE SPEAKS SPANISH
0:12:05 > 0:12:06HE SQUEALS
0:12:07 > 0:12:10That's an example of someone screaming in English.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Now I'm going to show you how they scream in Spanish.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16HE SQUEALS
0:12:18 > 0:12:19And now German.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21HE SQUEALS
0:12:21 > 0:12:23This time in French.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24HE SQUEALS
0:12:24 > 0:12:27And finally, ancient French.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29HE SQUEALS BACKWARDS
0:12:29 > 0:12:33Those are all the languages that exist. Class dismissed.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Time now for some criminals.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40If I know just one thing, all fools are not criminals
0:12:40 > 0:12:43but all criminals are fools!
0:12:43 > 0:12:46By the way, I do know just one thing, everything!
0:12:57 > 0:13:00First up, China land.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03These two motorbike thieves have stolen a lady's handbag.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06It's a shame that handbag didn't contain a map
0:13:06 > 0:13:08because they've driven into a dead end
0:13:08 > 0:13:12and here comes justice in the shape of a parked car,
0:13:12 > 0:13:17a stool, a wicker chair, a drawer,
0:13:17 > 0:13:20a step ladder, a box, a broom,
0:13:20 > 0:13:22another broom.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26I think they've decided to give her bag back.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27Good decision, punks.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33The USA.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37This idiot thinks he can rob this store with just his fingers
0:13:37 > 0:13:38in the shape of a gun.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43Maybe he should see if his fingers can make the shape of a key
0:13:43 > 0:13:44so he can unlock the door.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48No.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51It looks like his fingers, are going to have to make the shape of
0:13:51 > 0:13:55giving the store owner ten dollars if he wants to get out of there.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01Brazil. This guy has just stolen a bicycle.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05Turns out the person he stole it from wants it back.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Don't worry, sucker, you won't need a bike anymore.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15You're going to get a nice comfy ride in the ambulance instead.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Check out this dumb crook from South Carolina.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24He wants to hold up a gas station but can't even get his ski mask on.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32It's going to be a lot easier for the police to catch him now!
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Footage from a police dash cam.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Look at this chump they've gone and arrested.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49I am a celebrity!
0:14:49 > 0:14:52No wonder he's so angry, somebody stole all his clothes!
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0:16:05 > 0:16:09Exercise is good for you. It builds muscles and makes you stronger.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13The only muscle it doesn't exercise is your brain.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Here's proof.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Keep your eye on the bottom left of the screen,
0:16:27 > 0:16:30where a boxer is practising his moves.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36Now he knows what to do when he's knocked out in a fight.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37Good practice session.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42There's an old proverb - look before you leap.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49There's a better proverb - don't leap, just stay where you are.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Things are going to turn out much better.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58There's another proverb -
0:16:58 > 0:17:02don't somersault backwards and then smash yourself in the face.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06I'm pretty good at writing proverbs, I think you'll agree.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12This guy sucks so bad, it's making me mad!
0:17:13 > 0:17:17This kid is trying to show off in front of his friends.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20He showed them all they shouldn't be friends with him.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22It's much better they know that now.
0:17:24 > 0:17:25Up next, gymnastics.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30It was all going well, until that bit when she messed up
0:17:30 > 0:17:31and landed on her face.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Up next, the high bar.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39It's easy to mess up on the high bar,
0:17:39 > 0:17:42the bar is set pretty low, for high bar fails.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Right, Jones parkour.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50This kid is trying to do parkour in a gym.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55He just invented a new move.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Bench face slam.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00I got a feeling, we ain't going to see the last of it.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04You're watching the Maverick All-star Cheerleaders.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10I wonder how proud those sponsors will be, when they see this clip.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13This guy's pain is your gain.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20You know you have succeeded
0:18:20 > 0:18:24when you can look yourself in the mirror at the end of the day
0:18:24 > 0:18:25and feel proud.
0:18:25 > 0:18:26You know when you've failed
0:18:26 > 0:18:29when you can't look yourself in the mirror
0:18:29 > 0:18:30because you smashed the mirror.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36If this is some kind of trust exercise it really isn't working.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39I wouldn't trust these guys as far as I could throw them.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43What is it about snow?
0:18:43 > 0:18:44People get over excited,
0:18:44 > 0:18:48they run outside and end up doing something stupid like this.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52If it's snowing, stay indoors and watch the A-Team.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58They say a fool and his money will soon part.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02The same is also true of a fool and his right arm.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05If he does something stupid like this, a fool could easily find
0:19:05 > 0:19:09that his right arm has separated from the rest of his body.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12My hairstyle is unique.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16Many people have tried but failed to emulate its amazingness.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20And it takes style and confidence to have hair like this.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Wait a minute! Why are they talking about my hair?
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Oh, yeah, I remember.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Here are some rules for haircutting fools.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Mr T's rules for haircutting fools.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Rule one -
0:19:38 > 0:19:42a rat's tail is just a phrase. It's not literal.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Good job he didn't want a ponytail.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Rule two -
0:19:47 > 0:19:50always insist that the barber uses the little mirror
0:19:50 > 0:19:53to show you the back, just in case they've missed a bit.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Rule three -
0:19:56 > 0:19:59following a simple change of hairstyle, this lady is now
0:19:59 > 0:20:03able to self-propel from London to Edinburgh in 42 minutes.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Rule four -
0:20:06 > 0:20:07if you can't grow a beard
0:20:07 > 0:20:09you can make one
0:20:09 > 0:20:11using some spare head hair and glue.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Just make sure it's spare head hair.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Rule five - just like a Cuban heel,
0:20:18 > 0:20:22a good haircut can subtly add inches to a man's height.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Now he's tall enough to go on the rollercoasters.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Rule six -
0:20:27 > 0:20:30always carry a violin wherever you go.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34And finally, rule seven -
0:20:34 > 0:20:36always tip your barber.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Take a look at this hamster.
0:20:41 > 0:20:42He's mastered the wheel.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44If he can master the wheel,
0:20:44 > 0:20:47why can't these fools master the wheel?
0:20:47 > 0:20:48Play the clips.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51Where did Murdock go?
0:20:55 > 0:20:56Oh.
0:21:05 > 0:21:06A bike park.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09A bike park is where fools gather to show each other
0:21:09 > 0:21:12some new dumb moves they have been practising.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Nice work.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18I've never seen that one before.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20This guy falls off his skateboard
0:21:20 > 0:21:22then gets slapped in the face with it.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28That's a double dumb move. Extra points to you.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Riding like this is hard work. It makes you hot.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Once in a while you got to cool off.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43The scooter park.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49If you can't handle riding down the ramp,
0:21:49 > 0:21:51try walking it instead.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56BMX biking.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57I am the floor.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Pleased to meet you. Now get off me.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05This fool's got the right idea.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08He's lying down so he can't do anything stupid.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Pity his friend hasn't got the same idea.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Girls like guys with scars.
0:22:15 > 0:22:16Oh, my God!
0:22:16 > 0:22:19If you haven't got any, you can easily get them
0:22:19 > 0:22:21by sliding down a rail and landing on your face.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Not too hard though, girls like guys with faces.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29At least this biker's got a helmet on.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31LAUGHTER
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Though I'm not sure there's anything too valuable up there
0:22:34 > 0:22:36that needs to be protected.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40This kid's set up his own special bicycle jump.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45He could've saved himself a lot of time and effort
0:22:45 > 0:22:49by just walking over to the pile of sand, and sticking his face in it.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Who keeps selling these people bicycles?
0:23:00 > 0:23:03How did this guy get his bicycle through airport security?
0:23:03 > 0:23:04Oh!
0:23:04 > 0:23:09That's pretty impressive. The rest, less impressive.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16This chump is trying to bike across a ditch.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19LAUGHTER
0:23:20 > 0:23:22He nearly made it...
0:23:23 > 0:23:25..if you don't know what nearly means.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33An easy way to spot a fool on a bike, is by seeing what he's doing.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39If he's riding down a hill, heading toward a big ramp,
0:23:39 > 0:23:41with no hope for landing...
0:23:43 > 0:23:46..you've probably found one.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48This crash doesn't look too bad.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51It looks three bad.
0:23:51 > 0:23:52Are you OK?
0:23:52 > 0:23:55I'm dying. Help me.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00I have three levels on my scale of bad.
0:24:01 > 0:24:06One bad, two bad, and three bad.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08This is a three bad.
0:24:08 > 0:24:09Are you OK?
0:24:09 > 0:24:11I'm dying. Help me.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17We've seen some dangerous stuff on this show already.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Bikes, trucks, helicopters.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22But I've saved the deadliest till last -
0:24:22 > 0:24:23inflatables.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26There's nothing more terrifying than an inflatable
0:24:26 > 0:24:30waiting to wreak havoc on an innocent passer-by.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31Take a look at this.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42First up, we've got all of these fools.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45They're not happy sitting around having a good conversation,
0:24:45 > 0:24:47they want to break something instead.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50LAUGHTER
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Stupid mission's accomplished.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57This lady is working out with an exercise ball.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59You know what they say, no pain, no gain.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Actually, I have a better motto - no pain!
0:25:06 > 0:25:10I don't want to talk about what's happening on the screen right now.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Let's talk about something else.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Did you watch the game last night?
0:25:17 > 0:25:20What's the weather like in England?
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Are you going anywhere nice on holiday?
0:25:23 > 0:25:25What shall I have for dinner?
0:25:28 > 0:25:29Oh, thank goodness it's over.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36I have no idea what these people were trying to achieve,
0:25:36 > 0:25:37but let's say they nailed it!
0:25:41 > 0:25:45This little boy just got a big balloon kicked in his face.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Life's tough. The earlier you learn that, the better.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54I don't know who these people are, or what they think they are doing.
0:25:54 > 0:25:55I don't really care!
0:25:57 > 0:25:59What's happening here?
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Is this part of a show?
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Has anyone got a programme?
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Go, Sean, move out of the way...
0:26:07 > 0:26:09This guy's like all the other fools we've just seen,
0:26:09 > 0:26:11but standing higher up.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Oh! Agh!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15The end result is the same.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19There's a good reason why these people aren't
0:26:19 > 0:26:21allowed beyond that wall.
0:26:24 > 0:26:25More exercise balls.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27I'm betting on the big guy.
0:26:28 > 0:26:32Oh, look, I win. How embarrassing.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35You owe me 10,000.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38This guy's walking to the window to hand his friend some beers
0:26:38 > 0:26:40when his friend throws a ball in his face.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Bad friend, no beers for you.
0:26:46 > 0:26:50This lady is messing around on a bouncy castle, designed for kids.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Nice work, Betty, you just ruined the barbecue.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Don't come back next year.
0:26:57 > 0:27:01We have invented the wheel, we have invented the aeroplane,
0:27:01 > 0:27:03we have invented the television,
0:27:03 > 0:27:05and now, we've invented this thing.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Whoa!
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Time to pack up and call it a day people,
0:27:11 > 0:27:13our work on this planet is done.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20That's it. It's the end of the show.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21It went quick, didn't it?
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Especially if you watched it in fast forward.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26We've seen a lot of people failing today.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30But failure happens and when it does, you shouldn't worry about it.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Remember, failure sets you up for your next success.
0:27:33 > 0:27:37See you next time. So long, suckers. Hm.
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