0:00:02 > 0:00:04This programme contains some strong language
0:00:04 > 0:00:07Although nobody involved was seriously hurt,
0:00:07 > 0:00:10you should not attempt to repeat anything you are about to see.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17Last year, Mr T went on a mission.
0:00:17 > 0:00:21He scoured the globe to find the world's craziest fools -
0:00:21 > 0:00:24those people with a lack of common sense,
0:00:24 > 0:00:27a terrifying disregard for health and safety
0:00:27 > 0:00:31and whose favourite question is, "What's the worst that can happen?",
0:00:31 > 0:00:32and you loved it.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36But now, you want more and you want them crazier,
0:00:36 > 0:00:37and even more foolish!
0:00:37 > 0:00:40So once again Mr T has delivered an array
0:00:40 > 0:00:43of the world's least talented people.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47This is the World's Craziest Fools...
0:00:49 > 0:00:51..Return Of The Fools.
0:00:55 > 0:01:00Cheese, tomatoes, pepperoni, ham, extra beef.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01OK, thanks.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05That was a journalist asking me to name
0:01:05 > 0:01:07some of my favourite words, but enough of that.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10You are watching the World's Craziest Fools.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Coming up today, we got fools punching banks,
0:01:13 > 0:01:18fools breaking buildings and too many fools for one bike to handle.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Sit back and enjoy - it's going to be delicious.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38Why do fools feel the need to show off? Look at me.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41You don't see me showing off about my muscles or my hair,
0:01:41 > 0:01:44or my achievement in film and television,
0:01:44 > 0:01:47because showing off is for chumps.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Now, shut up and watch these clips!
0:01:54 > 0:01:55What kind of machine is that?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Is this clip from the future?
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Ah!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06I'm glad to see they still got "falling on your face"
0:02:06 > 0:02:07in the future.
0:02:09 > 0:02:10Ah!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Take a look at this girl...
0:02:13 > 0:02:14SHE SCREAMS
0:02:16 > 0:02:18..now forget about her.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Pretend you never saw it and let's never talk about this again.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Oh!
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Time to get a new career, sucker!
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Don't take offence if I call you a chump, fool.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Russia.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44I don't know what that chain is for...
0:02:44 > 0:02:47but I'm pretty sure it ain't for you to do that.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50What do I know? I didn't put it there...or did I?
0:02:51 > 0:02:52I can't remember.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Here's some people playing volleyball on a beach.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59If you are playing sport, you need to bring your A game.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03At best, these people have brought their D game or E game.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06GIRLS LAUGH
0:03:06 > 0:03:10It may even be all the way down to M, N, O, P game!
0:03:15 > 0:03:20The bank may be closed but this fool is open for business 24/7.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Albania -
0:03:32 > 0:03:35this here's Albania number one acrobat troupe...
0:03:35 > 0:03:38it's also Albania only acrobat troupe.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40They should get some more acrobat troupes...
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Ah! Argh!
0:03:42 > 0:03:43..this one ain't no good.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Hey, who wants to join me for a game of Stupid?
0:03:49 > 0:03:50Ah!
0:03:50 > 0:03:52That's how you win at Stupid.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Ah!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Ever seen footage of a kid on a branch end well?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59It's not going to... Oh!
0:03:59 > 0:04:00No.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Argh!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Well, this one ain't going to break tradition.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08I don't know why they're called funfairs -
0:04:08 > 0:04:11they ain't fun and they ain't fair.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13They should call them unfair-fairs.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Whoever needs to make that happen, make it happen.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19These folks are celebrating
0:04:19 > 0:04:22cos they just found the biggest fool in Germany.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24'Oh!'
0:04:24 > 0:04:28Hoorah! We've got him! It took a while but it was worth it.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32'Oh! Oh.'
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Here are some kids on their way to school.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Ah!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Looks like one or two weren't wearing their seatbelt.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Now they're wearing the roof on their head.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Remember, kids, always buckle up.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Check out these jerks.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55They're seeing how far they can chuck their computer keyboard.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Don't ask my why!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Seems like a pretty stupid way to pass the time,
0:05:00 > 0:05:03if you want my opinion.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07It's all right, it's over now.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09You're safe with me.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11You should respect your property
0:05:11 > 0:05:13instead of throwing it around and breaking it,
0:05:13 > 0:05:15and that goes for phones too.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Don't throw your phone around,
0:05:17 > 0:05:21no matter how dumb the person on the other end is.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23PHONE RINGS
0:06:43 > 0:06:46There is nothing better than working outdoors.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Sometimes you just want to rip off your shirt
0:06:48 > 0:06:51and pick up a shovel, and start digging a hole.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55The last time I did that, I created the Grand Canyon.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56It's doing pretty well.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Here's some clips of workmen going about their business.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12These guys are trying to demolish a building in Lithuania.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16If you going to be using explosive, you better know what you're doing.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24CHEERING 'Oh, yeah!'
0:07:26 > 0:07:29You need to have seen at least three series of The A-Team
0:07:29 > 0:07:31before you'll qualify to blow things up.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39How much is this truck driver getting paid?
0:07:40 > 0:07:42The answer...
0:07:42 > 0:07:44MEN SHOUT
0:07:46 > 0:07:47..too much.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49It's like my mother used to say,
0:07:49 > 0:07:52"Son, if you were paid what you're worth,
0:07:52 > 0:07:53"you ain't worth what you paid."
0:07:53 > 0:07:58Listen up, drivers...you need to be careful in icy conditions.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Careful you don't get impaled by a forklift truck, for instance.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Don't worry, he's OK.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24I like cranes...
0:08:24 > 0:08:26I don't think I need to explain why.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43"And that's lunch. Back at two, everyone!
0:08:43 > 0:08:44"Good job."
0:08:48 > 0:08:50This crane is out of control...
0:08:52 > 0:08:56..they're trying to stop it by putting bits of wood in front of it.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02That ain't working.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06Here's a better idea, try putting a bridge in front of it.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07You're welcome.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Next up, we got some lucky fools who stared death in the face
0:09:14 > 0:09:16and came out on the other side.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20These clips are so incredible, you won't believe your eyes.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23You will want to take your eyes out and get new ones
0:09:23 > 0:09:25but don't do that! Your eyes are fine.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27It's these clips that's all messed up.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38First up, here's some lucky fools
0:09:38 > 0:09:40who nearly get hit by a runaway truck.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48It's no surprise that truck is running away.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50It's always running away!
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Wherever it is, it ain't welcome.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57This photographer is on a racetrack, looking for some good action shots.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01How's that, sucker? Close enough for you?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Here's a skateboarder...
0:10:08 > 0:10:10he can't use his skateboard properly.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17He can't even get run over by a car properly.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20What can this guy do properly? He's OK.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23This is a pedestrian crossing.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26This is a bus that don't care about that pedestrian.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29This is one lucky pedestrian.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Check out this drunk fool who walks into the road without looking.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38HORN BEEPS
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Remember your Highway Code, kids -
0:10:40 > 0:10:44look left, look right, don't walk into any vehicles.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Simple.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49And while I'm on the subject, don't walk into any trains either.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Trains are mean,
0:10:55 > 0:10:58they don't feel pain and won't get out of your way.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Keep off the track - that's where trains attack.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Keep your eye on this old guy.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10He wants to go one-on-one with a rally car.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Nothing's going to get in the way of him and his lottery ticket.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20It looks at first glance like this guy got lucky...
0:11:24 > 0:11:27..but he's got unlucky, he's delivering my vegetables,
0:11:27 > 0:11:31and if my vegetables are late, there going to be a ruckus!
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Pick up my bok choy, fool. I got stir-fry to fry.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41This guy's standing next to a railway line
0:11:41 > 0:11:43and he doesn't even realise it.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49He realised it now. You got lucky, fool.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52It's not a good idea to play games with death...
0:11:53 > 0:11:57not even fun games like Monopoly or Buckaroo.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01Check out this chump bowling.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07Started off foolish, but sometimes a fool's so foolish,
0:12:07 > 0:12:10they go full circle and look smart.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Yeah. Oh! Oh, oh! Oh!
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Don't look so dumb now, do it?
0:12:17 > 0:12:19But guess what?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Foot fault, sucker. Mark him zero.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25If you memorise your car insurance detail,
0:12:25 > 0:12:27that could mean one of two things -
0:12:27 > 0:12:30one, you got a great memory,
0:12:30 > 0:12:33or, two, you are crashing your car too much.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34And if it's the second one,
0:12:34 > 0:12:38then you just in time for my rules for driving fools.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Mr T's rules for driving fools.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Rule one, always remember
0:12:50 > 0:12:55that safety is definitely more important than irony when driving.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Rule two, when driving,
0:12:57 > 0:13:00it's traditional to have your wheels on the road.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Other methods have proved less effective.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05It's also, sort of, the law.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10Rule three, if your mechanic says your car needs water,
0:13:10 > 0:13:12double check you know what he means.
0:13:12 > 0:13:17Rule four, some journeys require taking the car and the train
0:13:17 > 0:13:20but rarely at the same time.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24Rule five, vehicles are not humans.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28They do not need to sleep and they do not need pillows...
0:13:28 > 0:13:32but a little lie down does nobody harm...except vehicles.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36Rule six, just one for cab drivers, this,
0:13:36 > 0:13:38bears are bad tippers.
0:13:38 > 0:13:43Rule seven, not all buildings are multi-storey car parks.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Unless you see a clear sign,
0:13:45 > 0:13:48do not assume you can park on the top level.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Rule eight...
0:13:50 > 0:13:54WTF? How the hell did that happen?!
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Sorry, back to the rules.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58And finally, rule nine...
0:13:59 > 0:14:02sometimes you don't even need to make a joke about a picture.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08What has two wheels and goes really fast?
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Me holding two wheels!
0:14:10 > 0:14:14But enough of that. Here are some clips of fools on motorbikes.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Put your helmet on, it's going to be a bumpy ride.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34That's the thing with motorbikes...
0:14:34 > 0:14:37they're much harder to crash on two wheels than one.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Don't worry, he's OK.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44But you don't have to be going fast on one wheel to crash a motorbike.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47They can crash nearly anywhere, at any speed.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51It's a versatile machine.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02There's a time and a place for playing piggyback.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03Ah!
0:15:05 > 0:15:08The middle of a dirt-bike rally in Brazil is not one of them.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Ah!
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Don't worry, the only thing that was hurt was his pride.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Ah!
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Drag racing in the US.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25They call it drag racing because it's such a drag.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29How would you like it if you drove these three metres
0:15:29 > 0:15:31then crashed into a post?
0:15:32 > 0:15:34That ain't no fun at all.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39You're looking at a supermarket in Thailand.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41This guy goes around the parking lot all day,
0:15:41 > 0:15:46because they don't let him loose on the roads.
0:15:46 > 0:15:47That's why.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50The Band-Aids is on aisle three, sucker.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52You see, this is why we practise.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55We practise so we can get better at stuff.
0:15:57 > 0:15:58MAN LAUGHS
0:15:58 > 0:16:00We'll come back and see this guy in ten years -
0:16:00 > 0:16:04maybe then he'll have something impressive to show us?
0:16:06 > 0:16:09If you want to go rock climbing, go rock climbing.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Don't expect your bike to go with you.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19This guy knows every trick in the book.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24Unfortunately, the book is called The Fool's Guide To Breaking Bones.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27'Oh!
0:16:27 > 0:16:29'Holy cow!'
0:16:30 > 0:16:32'Oh!'
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Things haven't changed over the course of two clips...
0:16:37 > 0:16:39bikes still don't like rock climbing.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49Remember, if your motorbike is out of control...
0:16:50 > 0:16:53there are brakes for slowing down and handlebars for steering.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56It's all in the user's manual.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00If your user manual is in Japanese, then learn Japanese.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04It must be exhausting, being a fool all the time.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Look at these guys.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07Help!
0:17:08 > 0:17:12They really hit the wall. That joke is copyrighted to Mr T...
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Help!
0:17:13 > 0:17:15..2012.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18This guy's got real talent -
0:17:18 > 0:17:21not for motorcycling, he's appalling at that...
0:17:24 > 0:17:28..his talent is for smashing up cars in new and surprising ways.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Don't worry, he's OK.
0:17:32 > 0:17:33A lot of people ask me,
0:17:33 > 0:17:37"Mr T, how many people is too many people on a motorbike?"
0:17:39 > 0:17:44I always say, as a rule of thumb, anything over one is too much.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Hey, listen to me,
0:17:51 > 0:17:55if you're a fool and thinking about getting on a motorcycle, don't.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59Go lie down in a empty room, turn off the lights
0:17:59 > 0:18:00and wait for help instead.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04The following is a true story.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11In October 1987, Mathieu Boya, of Benin,
0:18:11 > 0:18:15was practising his golf in a field next to the national airbase.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19He hit what he later described as a "glorious slice,"
0:18:19 > 0:18:22which sailed high into the air and hit a passing bird.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26The stunned creature fell directly into the open cockpit
0:18:26 > 0:18:31of one of Benin's five Mirage jets that was taxiing on the runway.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33The startled pilot lost control of the plane,
0:18:33 > 0:18:36which ploughed straight into the only other four planes
0:18:36 > 0:18:37in Benin's air force.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42The ensuing fireball wiped out all five planes.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45In fact, it wiped out Benin's entire air force,
0:18:45 > 0:18:48at an estimated cost of 40 million.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53As the bill would have taken him 145,000 years to repay
0:18:53 > 0:18:55on his current wage,
0:18:55 > 0:18:59he was sent to jail and given a lifetime ban from playing golf.
0:18:59 > 0:19:05"I'm just walking along, minding my own business. Oh, no!
0:19:05 > 0:19:09"It's a lion! He's going to eat me. Please, somebody, help me."
0:19:10 > 0:19:13"Don't worry, lady. Mr T's here."
0:19:13 > 0:19:15That's something that happened to me last Tuesday,
0:19:15 > 0:19:18but if you not trained in dealing with wild animals,
0:19:18 > 0:19:20then I suggest you leave them alone.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30- We're going for a somersault?- 'No!'
0:19:30 > 0:19:32'Don't you dare!'
0:19:33 > 0:19:35'Oh, Grah...' SHE LAUGHS
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Ugly. It's just plain ugly.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41It's about the ugliest thing I ever seen.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47This lady is a horse whisperer...
0:19:53 > 0:19:56I don't know what she's whispering but I think the horse liked it.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05Morocco -
0:20:05 > 0:20:07this clip is so insane...
0:20:07 > 0:20:11you going to be 10% insaner just by watching it.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Oh!
0:20:20 > 0:20:26Poland - and this car has picked up an unusual hitchhiker.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Also, there's a cow in the boot.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29COW MOOS
0:20:29 > 0:20:31MEN LAUGH
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Look at this man, his trousers are too low.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42He's showing us the top of his butt - I don't need to see that.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44The horse don't need to see that, either.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47"Put some underpants on," the horse is thinking...
0:20:47 > 0:20:48Ah!
0:20:48 > 0:20:51"..then you can think about riding me."
0:20:51 > 0:20:55One of the most majestic sights in the animal kingdom -
0:20:55 > 0:20:56the eye of the tiger!
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Hey, Mum, Dad, what's going on? All right, this is it.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05I'd like to introduce you to the newest member of our family.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Come here, buddy. Come here. Come here.
0:21:08 > 0:21:13Hey, you guys, this is Jerry. He's my new pug.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15He's a really good boy.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Oh, my God.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Oh, my gosh.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Oh, my God!
0:21:22 > 0:21:26As you can see, animals are very good at sniffing out fools.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28He's a really good boy.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Oh, my God.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33This penguin has found one.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37It has decided to attack - run, fool, you've been rumbled.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42MEN LAUGH
0:21:58 > 0:22:02Put that rat down, fool. Rats ain't pets.
0:22:02 > 0:22:03Ah!
0:22:03 > 0:22:07That's what happens when you get too close to a rat.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Oh, hang on a minute. Is that a dog?
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Ah!
0:22:11 > 0:22:15Don't worry, no animals was harmed in the making of those clips,
0:22:15 > 0:22:18only stupid fools, and nobody cares about them!
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Next up, it's this...
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Hello, and welcome to Mr T's School For Fools.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32I'm Coach T and this is your PE lesson.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36What does PE stand for? Pain and exertion.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Today, I'm going to tell you how not to play sports.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Sport one - basketball.
0:22:44 > 0:22:45- No! No!- Oh!
0:22:45 > 0:22:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:56 > 0:23:01That is how not to pay basketball. Sport two - pole vault.
0:23:05 > 0:23:06Ah!
0:23:08 > 0:23:13That is how not to pole vault. Sport three - soccer ball.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20That is how not to play soccer ball.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23So now you know how not to play sport,
0:23:23 > 0:23:24go out there and don't play them.
0:23:24 > 0:23:29Now, drop and give me 100. Grrr! Grr.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34Back in the '80s, I invented a little thing called skiing,
0:23:34 > 0:23:39but it was stupid and I hated it, so I immediately disinvented it.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42As far as I knew, that was the end of it.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Imagine my horror when I saw the following clips.
0:23:56 > 0:24:00Sitting on a tea tray being dragged by a car -
0:24:00 > 0:24:02are there any better ways to pass the time?
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Ah! Ah!
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Yep, all the other ways are better than this.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Ah! Ah!
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Don't worry, the dog was OK.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Sometimes I get so angry at fools, I have to go home
0:24:19 > 0:24:22and punch my wall, just to get the anger out of my system.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26You should see my wall - it's a mess.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34MAN LAUGHS
0:24:34 > 0:24:40Grrr! Where's my wall? I want to punch my wall right now.
0:24:40 > 0:24:45My wall is lucky, it's back home holding up my house,
0:24:45 > 0:24:47or it would be in trouble.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50If you're going to do something dumb,
0:24:50 > 0:24:54make sure you got a friend nearby, in case anything goes wrong.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Ah!
0:24:56 > 0:25:00Who else is going to film it and show everyone what a doofus you are?
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Ah! Ah!
0:25:03 > 0:25:05This fool is so ashamed of himself...
0:25:05 > 0:25:06Ah!
0:25:06 > 0:25:10He's trying to bury his head in the snow -
0:25:10 > 0:25:12good idea...
0:25:12 > 0:25:13Ah!
0:25:13 > 0:25:14..bad execution.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Ah!
0:25:20 > 0:25:21Oh!
0:25:21 > 0:25:24I'm feeling like I want to punch my wall again.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Maybe I'll do 100 push-ups instead?
0:25:26 > 0:25:28MR T GRUNTS
0:25:28 > 0:25:30There, all done.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32That's better.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Oh!
0:25:35 > 0:25:39This guy's breaking street lamps, one at a time.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41- Oh!- 'Are you OK?'
0:25:41 > 0:25:44He won't be happy until he plunges the whole world into darkness
0:25:44 > 0:25:48but he forgot about the daytime. See you in 12 hours, fool.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50'Are you OK?'
0:25:50 > 0:25:52I just can't breathe that well.
0:25:52 > 0:25:56'Tell you what, I'm a taxpayer and you've damaged my light.'
0:26:01 > 0:26:02Two words...
0:26:03 > 0:26:04"ski" and "sucks".
0:26:05 > 0:26:06'Holy crap.'
0:26:07 > 0:26:08'Turn!'
0:26:08 > 0:26:11'Oh, my God. Holy crap!
0:26:11 > 0:26:13'Oh, my...'
0:26:13 > 0:26:16There's got to be an easier way of getting around that fence.
0:26:16 > 0:26:17'Oh...'
0:26:17 > 0:26:21I've got it - why not try walking around?
0:26:21 > 0:26:23'Oh! Oh, my God, Ronnie.'
0:26:23 > 0:26:24This problem's solved.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26'He's...'
0:26:34 > 0:26:35As I've already told you...
0:26:39 > 0:26:41..fools are everywhere...
0:26:45 > 0:26:48..the only way to keep safe...
0:26:50 > 0:26:53..is to be ready for them at all time.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Don't get ready, stay ready!
0:27:00 > 0:27:03You might want to pick a new hobby, sucker.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06How about rolling down the hill?
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Seems like you pretty good at that.
0:27:10 > 0:27:11'Argh!'
0:27:14 > 0:27:15That's the end of the show.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Before you turn off your television set,
0:27:18 > 0:27:19I'd like you to think about this.
0:27:19 > 0:27:23It's true, you don't know what you've got till it's gone.
0:27:23 > 0:27:24But it's also true
0:27:24 > 0:27:27you don't know what you've been missing until it arrives.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29So keep your eyes open, my friends,
0:27:29 > 0:27:32and be good to yourselves, and each other.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35See you next week. So long, suckers.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38Come on, little buddy.
0:27:51 > 0:27:55Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd