Episode 8

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04The following show is full of fools doing very foolish things.

0:00:04 > 0:00:07Although nobody involved was seriously hurt,

0:00:07 > 0:00:10you should not attempt to repeat anything you are about to see.

0:00:15 > 0:00:17Last year, Mr T went on a mission.

0:00:17 > 0:00:22He scoured the globe to find the world's craziest fools -

0:00:22 > 0:00:24those people with a lack of common sense,

0:00:24 > 0:00:27a terrifying disregard for health and safety

0:00:27 > 0:00:31and whose favourite questions is, "What's the worst that can happen?"

0:00:31 > 0:00:34And you loved it. But now you want more,

0:00:34 > 0:00:37and you want them crazier and even more foolish,

0:00:37 > 0:00:40so once again Mr T has delivered an array

0:00:40 > 0:00:43of the world's least talented people.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48This is the World's Craziest Fools -

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Return of the Fools.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Oh! "Fool - a noun.

0:01:02 > 0:01:07"Wanting in wisdom, judgment or sense.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10"A person of weak mind. A buffoon."

0:01:10 > 0:01:14Also, a person who head-butts a table,

0:01:14 > 0:01:16or a person who skateboards into a wall,

0:01:16 > 0:01:20or a person who drives his car into a swimming pool.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22In fact, if you really want to know what a fool is,

0:01:22 > 0:01:26throw your dictionary away and just watch the rest of this show.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39First up, we're looking at some stupid stuff people do

0:01:39 > 0:01:41when they get themselves on wheels.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43It'll break your heart,

0:01:43 > 0:01:44and if you try to copy them,

0:01:44 > 0:01:48it'll break your arm, your leg, and your collar bone too.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Observe!

0:01:53 > 0:01:55First up, France.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Smooth move, sucker!

0:01:58 > 0:02:01The next ramp you'll be going up will be outside the hospital.

0:02:04 > 0:02:08Here comes another chump, USA style.

0:02:08 > 0:02:13Next time you want to get into your car, try using a door, fool.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Next up, Spain.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26The pain in Spain falls mainly on your brain.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34France.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37This guy and the quad bike have been through some good times

0:02:37 > 0:02:41and some bad times. This is one of the bad times.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45But they have got through their problems

0:02:45 > 0:02:48and now they are having a little cuddle.

0:02:48 > 0:02:49That is nice to see.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55When you're hanging out with fools,

0:02:55 > 0:02:58you've got to do something special to stand out.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03This guy is truly outstanding.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Now watch this stupid move.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13That's the cycling equivalent of putting your finger into a socket.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22CYCLIST GROANS

0:03:22 > 0:03:23VIDEO REWINDS

0:03:33 > 0:03:37Either this is one tough bike, or the wall is made of cheese.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40It's probably a little from column A

0:03:40 > 0:03:41and little from column B.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49This skateboard wants out of this relationship.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Looks like it got out just in time.

0:03:58 > 0:04:03Ukraine-ia. Did God give us wheels on our feet? No, he did not.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04But imagine if he had.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08This kid is living in that world.

0:04:08 > 0:04:13Everything would be like, "Whoo! Whee! Yeah!"

0:04:13 > 0:04:14This jerk is wearing a blue hat,

0:04:14 > 0:04:16so we all know he's a fool.

0:04:18 > 0:04:22Listen, you fool, your card is marked!

0:04:24 > 0:04:26The People's Republic of Russia.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29This cyclist is trying to sneak under a gate.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Can he do it?

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Negative.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Who you shouting at, sucker?

0:04:39 > 0:04:43That's like blaming someone else for punching yourself in the face.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47A fool in a forest flies into a tree on a moped.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Does it make a sound?

0:04:50 > 0:04:51Yes, it's the sound of an "Ouch!"

0:04:53 > 0:04:56You've heard of the point of no return.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59It's a mile or so back down the road, sucker.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Look at this lady.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07She's having so much fun, she's smiling like a Loony Tune.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10It almost makes the bit where she landed on her butt worth it.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Unless you are a butt.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15This skater ain't got much going on upstairs.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Nice work, brainbox.

0:05:23 > 0:05:27Maybe you should go back to school and learn your ABCs -

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Always Be Cool.

0:05:29 > 0:05:34It ain't just this guy's skills that need tightening up.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41Fools are drawn to water the same way moths are drawn to flame.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Although moths get burnt more often.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52Over to Spain...

0:05:52 > 0:05:55- CYCLIST SCREAMS - ..for some more pain.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Lucky for this guy, this is a hospital.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Now all he's got to do is wait for it to open.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Join the back of the queue, sucker!

0:06:04 > 0:06:08What has four legs, great agility

0:06:08 > 0:06:10and always lands on his feet?

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Me, with two extra legs.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Also, cats.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Here are some fools who had their photos taken with cats

0:06:17 > 0:06:19and my rules to help them improve.

0:06:27 > 0:06:31Mr T's rules for feline photo fools.

0:06:31 > 0:06:35Rule one - never buy a cat with a bigger head than yours.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39Certainly don't buy two angry ones. It's just common sense.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Oh, yeah, and then don't have your photo taken with them.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46Rule two - they say a leopard can't change its spots,

0:06:46 > 0:06:50but a cameraman can change his pants.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54Rule three - holding your child near a tiger for a photo opportunity

0:06:54 > 0:06:58is the big cat equivalent of fast food delivery.

0:06:58 > 0:07:03Rule four - they also say that cats always land on their feet.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07It's not always true. Some end up with owners like this.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09And finally, rule five -

0:07:09 > 0:07:13It is not unusual to have your cat stuffed after its death.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16The outside of the cat, however, is key to this endeavour.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23If you run a business, you should avoid hiring any fools.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25If you're going to give a fool a job,

0:07:25 > 0:07:27make sure it's something simple,

0:07:27 > 0:07:30like standing still, or guarding a hat.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Here are some fools that were given too much responsibility.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Albani-ania.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45How many fools does it take to dig a hole?

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Answer - four.

0:07:47 > 0:07:48One to dig the hole,

0:07:48 > 0:07:51two to do whatever it is that those guys are doing,

0:07:51 > 0:07:53and one to see that they're doing it wrong.

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Job done.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Georgia, USA.

0:07:58 > 0:08:02If you want a fool to clear the snow from the top of a car park,

0:08:02 > 0:08:06be sure to add, "Don't smash the plough through the top floor."

0:08:09 > 0:08:13Give them very clear instructions.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15This truck has tipped on to one side

0:08:15 > 0:08:17and now they're putting it the right way up.

0:08:23 > 0:08:28I think it's time to remove that "How's my driving?" sticker.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32How do you know if your cleaner is doing too good of a job?

0:08:32 > 0:08:34When this happens.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Nice work, cleaner, but bad work too.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Have a pay raise and pack your things.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47This fool is so stupid.

0:08:47 > 0:08:51He thought he was being hired to dump mud all over himself.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Next time, read the terms of your employment.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02This clip was brought to you by the letters A and E.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05LAUGHTER

0:09:08 > 0:09:11You've got to get up pretty early in the morning...

0:09:11 > 0:09:14HE SCREAMS

0:09:14 > 0:09:16..to do something more stupid than this guy.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22This went wrong the day he was born.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26Ain't you ever heard of physics, fool?

0:09:26 > 0:09:29If you can't read Russian,

0:09:29 > 0:09:32the sign on that gate says, "Pull."

0:09:32 > 0:09:34That guy can't read Russian.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44This mechanic can't pop the hood on the car.

0:09:48 > 0:09:52This lady clearly knows more about engines than this guy.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55And a tin opener knows more about engines than him.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Someone get her a tin opener!

0:09:58 > 0:09:59Russia.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Here comes the store security guard.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06I'm not sure this fool should be given a gun,

0:10:06 > 0:10:08until he can get through a barrier.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21This is why truck drivers should never go on a diet.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Ladies and gentlemen, something amazing just happened.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30I've just worked out the meaning of life.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33I was sitting here thinking about something else,

0:10:33 > 0:10:35then all of a suddenly, it came to me.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38I could tell you, but it's long and boring,

0:10:38 > 0:10:42so here's some clips of fools jumping off roofs and stuff instead.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57The first step is always the trickiest.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59The second one's tricky too.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Actually, all the steps are tricky if you're walking on posts.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Someone tell this kid where the gate is.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17There's a chump in every school.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21This one's a grade A chump.

0:11:21 > 0:11:22He's OK.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Don't worry, son.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29You can think about your apology in the ambulance.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Do you see this?

0:11:34 > 0:11:37This is why I tell people don't try this at home.

0:11:37 > 0:11:41Because when you try this at home, this happens.

0:11:47 > 0:11:48Fools have a saying,

0:11:48 > 0:11:50"If at first you DO succeed...

0:11:53 > 0:11:55"..keep going until you fall into the river."

0:11:57 > 0:12:00This guy is trying to use a piece of playground equipment to hurt

0:12:00 > 0:12:02himself in a surprising way.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Unsurprisingly, he succeeded.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Next up, this happens.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41Ooh, you...!

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Right. What's next?

0:12:44 > 0:12:47The following is a true story.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51A police officer called to the scene of a domestic dispute

0:12:51 > 0:12:55decided that the only way to bring the situation to a swift end

0:12:55 > 0:12:59was to use his Taser gun on the husband and the woman who called.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02With his gun at the ready, he prepared to shoot.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04His first shot missed the man

0:13:04 > 0:13:07and instead managed to hit the family cat.

0:13:07 > 0:13:11The second shot also missed and this time hit the son's teenage friend.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14He missed again with the third shot but, on the upside,

0:13:14 > 0:13:17he had managed to avoid hitting any innocent bystanders.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20With the Taser gun now empty, the officer reloaded

0:13:20 > 0:13:22and prepared to fire again.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26In a triumph for marksmanship, he hit himself with shot four.

0:13:26 > 0:13:30Shots five and six then hit the ceiling and after fully discharging

0:13:30 > 0:13:34the weapon twice and failing to hit the man once, the policeman

0:13:34 > 0:13:37finally abandoned the Taser and reached for the pepper spray.

0:13:37 > 0:13:41This safety first approach also failed as he managed to

0:13:41 > 0:13:43discharge it in the face of the man's daughter,

0:13:43 > 0:13:46who had just walked in.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49Eventually realising that this policeman was doing more

0:13:49 > 0:13:52damage than he ever could, the man decided to give himself up.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00There are all kinds of fools in the world.

0:14:00 > 0:14:04Old fools, young fools, tall fools,

0:14:04 > 0:14:07small fools, fat fools, thin fools.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09They all got one thing in common.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11I could kick all their butts,

0:14:11 > 0:14:15and that's exactly what I'm going to do, one fool at a time.

0:14:15 > 0:14:19Here's some fools high on my butt-kicking list.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32France, and look at this panda standing upright

0:14:32 > 0:14:33and walking along the street.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37That is the problem with nature, it is evolving so fast.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42That's right, lady. You be scared.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47There is a time and a place for karate.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50The time is not now and the place is not here.

0:14:52 > 0:14:57There are also people who were built for karate. She is not one of them.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Fool versus a piece of wood. No contest.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Wood wins by knockout.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13Those desks are for learning.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17She just learned not to do that again.

0:15:24 > 0:15:28Next up, some monkey business at the basketball court.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32It should come as no surprise

0:15:32 > 0:15:34that these guys lost their game of basketball.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42Hey, who wants to join me for a game of stupid?

0:15:43 > 0:15:46That's how you win in stupid.

0:15:48 > 0:15:49Finland.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Looks like the welcome home party

0:15:53 > 0:15:57is going to have to be in the face hospital.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00I've got to be careful watching all of these fools.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Their stupidity might rub off on me.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06I'll become guilty by association.

0:16:10 > 0:16:14I hope you've taken that out of his wages, sucker.

0:16:14 > 0:16:18Baseball lesson number one - positioning.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Don't position the baseball game in front of a window.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23BOY SCREAMS

0:16:25 > 0:16:27All right!

0:16:37 > 0:16:40This guy makes me sad and angry all at the same time.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43He's not treating his bike right.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45He's not treating other road users right.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47He ain't even treating his shoes right.

0:16:51 > 0:16:55You look too old to be drinking soda, never mind playing with it.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01THEY SCREAM

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0:17:44 > 0:17:46Feel like lifting some heavy weights?

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0:17:50 > 0:17:53Feel like outwitting a pumpkin?

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0:18:20 > 0:18:24Back in the '80s, I invented something called running.

0:18:24 > 0:18:28It was a simple idea. Getting from A to B quicker.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31I'm amazed no-one had thought of it before.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34Nowadays, people are doing it all over the world.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Some fools even try to do it indoors.

0:18:37 > 0:18:38Take a look at this.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53If you are not enjoying your treadmill,

0:18:53 > 0:18:57you can disassemble it and take it back to the shop.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01If you are disassembling it, you might want to get off it first.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Wall, meet fool.

0:19:07 > 0:19:08Fool, meet wall.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Some people say you got to go backwards to go forwards.

0:19:18 > 0:19:19Don't listen to them.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21You want to go forwards, go forwards.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23It's simple, really.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Here comes another fool.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36This guy sucks so bad, it's making me mad.

0:19:42 > 0:19:43BEHIND CAMERA: Oh, my God!

0:19:43 > 0:19:48You're supposed to use your feet on a treadmill.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51That's page one of the instruction manual.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59They cover pogo sticks on page two, sucker.

0:19:59 > 0:20:00It's a very short entry.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Stilts is on page 57.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09But even if you don't get that far,

0:20:09 > 0:20:11it's pretty obvious.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20This kid is so unhappy with his treadmill, he's down on his knees.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26I'm not sure that's making things better for him.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38Why do fools always feel the need to show off?

0:20:38 > 0:20:41If I was a fool, I would be hiding where no-one could see me.

0:20:41 > 0:20:46Like up a tree, or behind a rock, or on ITV2.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12Indonesia.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15This guy's using a motorcycle to get to his destination.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22He could've just walked. It wasn't that far anyway.

0:21:31 > 0:21:32I like this guy.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37He's still at the age where it's OK to be this dumb.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47That is a painful way to impress zero people.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Do you want to say some last words?

0:22:18 > 0:22:21This French sucker is about to learn a lesson.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23You need to pay for every journey you make.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29Maybe not with money, but you always pay.

0:22:35 > 0:22:39Water skiing. This guy really got the bit between his teeth.

0:22:40 > 0:22:44It's easy to make jokes like that about fools.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48I can do it for hours.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Come around and see me when the show is finished.

0:22:50 > 0:22:51We can keep going.

0:22:56 > 0:23:00Might be best if you just stick to the lightweights,

0:23:00 > 0:23:03rather than the one with an entire house attached.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06Next up, rock fool.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11Quick, somebody, throw the singer's microphone away too!

0:23:13 > 0:23:14Acting class.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23The best thing I learned when I was acting was

0:23:23 > 0:23:25never smash your face against a table.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30Now he knows it. This kid's going all the way.

0:23:32 > 0:23:35This man is wearing the red hat of shame.

0:23:38 > 0:23:43It reminds us, lest we ever forget what a fool is.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45I think it's unlikely we would forget.

0:23:48 > 0:23:49This man is not wearing a red hat of shame,

0:23:49 > 0:23:52but that's only because the people of his village

0:23:52 > 0:23:55haven't got around to giving it to him yet.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59There'll be a big ceremony sometime soon.

0:24:02 > 0:24:06Imagine saving up all year to go on holiday

0:24:06 > 0:24:10only to have this guy as your neighbour for two weeks.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Refund!

0:24:13 > 0:24:16How are you doing? Need a bathroom break?

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Tough! Hold it in!

0:24:18 > 0:24:20It's time for some learning at my School For Fools!

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Hello, and welcome to Mr T's School For Fools.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Today's lesson is home economics.

0:24:32 > 0:24:33What is home economics?

0:24:33 > 0:24:34It's cooking.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36Cooking is taking ingredients

0:24:36 > 0:24:39and putting them together to make something delicious.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42Here are some examples of ingredients.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45Chicken, fried chicken, roast chicken,

0:24:45 > 0:24:47chicken wings, chicken nuggets.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Those are all the ingredients.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52Now you know that, you're ready to start cooking.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54Watch this guy.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05That's how you DON'T do cooking.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07End of lesson. Class dismissed.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12Everyone knows that cars have five wheels.

0:25:12 > 0:25:16Four for driving on, and one for steering with.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19Here are some clips of reckless fools who can only count to four.

0:25:28 > 0:25:32This is so stupid, I feel stupid on stupid fumes.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37I have no idea where this is

0:25:37 > 0:25:40and I have no idea what they're driving,

0:25:40 > 0:25:42but I like it and I want to go.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51Russia. How do you know when your engine's flooded?

0:25:53 > 0:25:58If you find fish in your glove compartment, your engine is flooded.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Don't worry, he's OK.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06Classic U-turn now.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10You turn into a moron.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12- BEHIND CAMERA: Oh, no! - Hey, chump.

0:26:12 > 0:26:13BEHIND CAMERA: No!

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Did you see the road the camera guy used?

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Use that road!

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Learning to drive is easy.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30Mirror, signal...

0:26:32 > 0:26:35..smash two other cars to pieces.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37Congratulations, you passed!

0:26:40 > 0:26:43The guy on the left seems pretty happy with his ramp.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49But then, it's not his car, so what does he care?

0:26:51 > 0:26:53That's the end of the show.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56In fact, it's the end of the series.

0:26:56 > 0:26:57It's been a great ride, hasn't it?

0:26:57 > 0:27:00We have laughed, we have cried,

0:27:00 > 0:27:02I've talked, you've listened,

0:27:02 > 0:27:03and now it's over.

0:27:03 > 0:27:07Just remember, life move fast, enjoy it while it lasts.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09Top hat!

0:27:11 > 0:27:12Cane!

0:27:12 > 0:27:14Cue the music!

0:27:14 > 0:27:18MUSIC BEGINS

0:27:18 > 0:27:22Yeah. Thanks for the memories.

0:27:22 > 0:27:26Thank you, y'all. Hey! Move!

0:27:26 > 0:27:29So long, suckers. See you next time.

0:27:29 > 0:27:31Mmm!

0:27:31 > 0:27:34- # I'm a fool - # Oh, oh, yes

0:27:34 > 0:27:37- # To love you - # Oh, oh, yes

0:27:37 > 0:27:39- # I'm a fool - # Oh, oh, yes

0:27:39 > 0:27:42- # To care - # Oh, oh, yes

0:27:42 > 0:27:46- # But I know some day - # Ahh-ahh-ahh

0:27:46 > 0:27:49- # You'll be a fool just like me - # Oh, oh, yes

0:27:49 > 0:27:52- # Just like me - # Oh, oh, yes

0:27:52 > 0:27:54- # I'm a fool - # Oh, oh, yes

0:27:54 > 0:27:57- # To cry my heart out - # Oh, oh, yes

0:27:57 > 0:28:00- # Over someone - # Oh, oh, yes

0:28:00 > 0:28:02- # Like you - # Oh, oh, yes

0:28:02 > 0:28:06- # But I know some, some day, baby - # Ahh-ahh-ahh

0:28:06 > 0:28:10- # You'll be a fool just like me - # Oh, oh, yes

0:28:10 > 0:28:13- # Just like me - # Oh, oh, yes

0:28:13 > 0:28:15- # I'm a fool - # Doo-doo-doo

0:28:15 > 0:28:17# To want you... #

0:28:19 > 0:28:21Boo!