Episode 2

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05You should not attempt to repeat anything you are about to see.

0:00:07 > 0:00:10Last year Mr T went on a mission.

0:00:10 > 0:00:14He scoured the globe to find the World's Craziest Fools.

0:00:14 > 0:00:17Those people with a lack of common sense,

0:00:17 > 0:00:19a terrifying disregard for health and safety

0:00:19 > 0:00:23and whose favourite question is, "What's the worst that can happen?"

0:00:23 > 0:00:27And you loved it. But now, you want more!

0:00:27 > 0:00:30And you want them crazier and even more foolish.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32So, once again, Mr T has delivered

0:00:32 > 0:00:35an array of the world's least talented people.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41This is the World's Craziest Fools -

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Return Of The Fools.

0:00:49 > 0:00:53"Dear Mr T, I'm a huge fan of the World's Craziest Fools,

0:00:53 > 0:00:55"and I think you're amazing!

0:00:55 > 0:00:58"But I was wondering, could you tell me what the

0:00:58 > 0:01:00"T stands for in your name?"

0:01:00 > 0:01:02No! Coming up on today's show,

0:01:02 > 0:01:06we got fools wrestling motorbikes, fools kicking down doors,

0:01:06 > 0:01:09fools getting flipped on their heads.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11We got so much stuff to get through,

0:01:11 > 0:01:14we ain't got no time for no stupid questions.

0:01:14 > 0:01:15So start the first clip.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Motor vehicles are very advanced these days.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29They got automatic steering, anti-lock breaks

0:01:29 > 0:01:34and alarms that go "Beep, beep, beep, this vehicle is reversing".

0:01:34 > 0:01:37What they don't have is a fool alarm!

0:01:37 > 0:01:41They say "Beep, beep, beep, this vehicle is going forward,

0:01:41 > 0:01:45"very fast, with a fool in it. Get the heck out of the way!"

0:01:45 > 0:01:47They should!

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Watch this car crash straight into a shop.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55I know the feeling. Sometimes when I'm driving I get hungry

0:01:55 > 0:01:57and I need a power bar.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Nothing comes between me and my power bar,

0:02:00 > 0:02:02not even a plate glass window.

0:02:05 > 0:02:10This truck driver also got hungry and went in search of a power bar.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Unfortunately, he crashed into a bank.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14If you going to crash into a building,

0:02:14 > 0:02:17make sure there's a power bar inside.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19The police will be more understanding.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23This car drives straight into a level crossing.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28It's missing a front wheel,

0:02:28 > 0:02:31maybe the driver also missing a front brain.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Look at this Canadian fool showing off his pick-up truck.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Now he's got to pick it up out the ditch.

0:02:42 > 0:02:43You OK?

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Excuse me, sir, can you tell me where you keep your power bars?

0:03:02 > 0:03:04These chumps are getting towed.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08It looks like their brains have broken down.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Something's definitely not working in this situation.

0:03:11 > 0:03:12Stop!

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Drag racing in San Diego, USA.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Keep your eye on the mechanic in orange.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27That's it, sucker, if the engine isn't working,

0:03:27 > 0:03:30you jump in there, and power that engine yourself.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34This guy knows every trick in the book.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42Unfortunately, the book is called The Fools' Guide To Breaking Bones.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Don't worry, she's OK.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50That's the thing with motorbikes.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56They can crash nearly anywhere, at any speed.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Like Taiwanese people, our next clip is from Taiwan.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05This car has illegally parked in a construction zone,

0:04:05 > 0:04:08and now it's getting a piece of forklift justice.

0:04:08 > 0:04:12Serves that owner right - you park bad, you make people mad.

0:04:15 > 0:04:16Serbia.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Walking along on your own on an icy road is no fun.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25It's much nicer if someone gives you a lift.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27But always make sure you're in the car before they drive off.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Getting a lift like this ain't no fun.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39What's wrong with this car?

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Take a closer look.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45That's right, it's green.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48There's no excuse for a green car, people, you get yourself a brush

0:04:48 > 0:04:53and you paint that thing gold, then we can talk about being friends.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58If you had never driven before and you're utterly stupid,

0:04:58 > 0:05:01it's possible you may not know what a road looks like.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Let me enlighten you.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07A road is flat and straight.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11If you find yourself on a hill, surrounded by trees,

0:05:11 > 0:05:12driving over a big rock,

0:05:12 > 0:05:14you have probably taken a wrong turn.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Games are fun

0:05:19 > 0:05:21but don't try and play hide and seek with a truck

0:05:21 > 0:05:22or you will regret it.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Trucks generally don't get the rules when it comes to games

0:05:29 > 0:05:31and even when they do get the rules,

0:05:31 > 0:05:33they cheat.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39You got to get up pretty early in the morning...

0:05:41 > 0:05:44..to do something more stupid than this guy.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59How many times I got to tell you?

0:05:59 > 0:06:03Look at the number of wheels on your vehicle and then use them.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05All of them, all of the time!

0:06:09 > 0:06:13This next clip is from Ohio, which is very near Ohio.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15This traffic cop is waving his hands

0:06:15 > 0:06:18in a calm and downward motion.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Which is a classic sign for motorists to speed up

0:06:21 > 0:06:23and start driving dangerously.

0:06:25 > 0:06:26That's why this happens!

0:06:32 > 0:06:33We are in Russia now.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38One thing I don't recommend is eating Russian power bars.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40They are different over there.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41There's too much power in them.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47These guys have gone hoopla-looney-tune.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54They need to go and take some anti-power serum

0:06:54 > 0:06:57and then a nap, followed by a snooze,

0:06:57 > 0:06:59all washed down with sleepy time.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Now it's time for a story. Listen and learn.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Take notes, or don't. I don't care either way.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20The following is a true story.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23A Turkish man, driving through a Swiss town,

0:07:23 > 0:07:26became fascinated by a strange box that seemed to emit

0:07:26 > 0:07:29a flash of light when he drove past it.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Confused, he decided to quickly drive past it a second time,

0:07:32 > 0:07:35to try and see if it would happen again.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Sure enough, as he went past it in the other direction,

0:07:37 > 0:07:40it flashed him once more.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Determined to work out the cause of the flashing,

0:07:42 > 0:07:46he sped up and drove past it again from the original direction

0:07:46 > 0:07:48and, once again, it flashed at him.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Two roundabouts within a hundred yards of the box allowed him

0:07:51 > 0:07:55to investigate it fully a number of times, at increasing speeds.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59He cleverly worked out, that the strange box was in fact

0:07:59 > 0:08:02a speed camera, but this successful deduction had cost him

0:08:02 > 0:08:06four separate speeding convictions in less than two minutes.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Unfortunately for the inquisitive driver, the eagle-eyed police

0:08:09 > 0:08:13investigating the incident also noticed that he had not been

0:08:13 > 0:08:14wearing a seatbelt at the time

0:08:14 > 0:08:18and so fined him for that offence as well.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21What is it with you British people?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Why are you always dunking your biscuits in tea?

0:08:23 > 0:08:27Dunking is something for basketball. Biscuits are for snacks!

0:08:27 > 0:08:31Anyway, here's some fools who double dunk their brains in stupid juice.

0:08:31 > 0:08:32Take a look.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Three, two, one!

0:08:59 > 0:09:00Oh!

0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Whoa.- Oh!

0:09:52 > 0:09:53LAUGHTER

0:10:22 > 0:10:23LAUGHTER

0:10:41 > 0:10:42OK.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Yeah.

0:10:47 > 0:10:48Oh!

0:10:52 > 0:10:53- Shit!- Holy shit!

0:10:54 > 0:10:58The people in those clips should enrol in Mr T's School For Fools.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06Hello and welcome to Mr T's School For Fools.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Today's lesson is languages.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13For example, Spanish. What is Spanish?

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Spanish is like English, only in Spanish.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Take a look at this.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21HE SPEAKS SPANISH

0:11:26 > 0:11:27HE SQUEALS

0:11:29 > 0:11:32That's an example of someone screaming in English.

0:11:32 > 0:11:36Now I'm going to show you how they scream in Spanish.

0:11:36 > 0:11:37HE SQUEALS

0:11:39 > 0:11:40And now German.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42HE SQUEALS

0:11:42 > 0:11:44This time in French.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45HE SQUEALS

0:11:45 > 0:11:48And finally, ancient French.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50HE SQUEALS BACKWARDS

0:11:50 > 0:11:54Those are all the languages that exist. Class dismissed.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Time now for some criminals.

0:11:58 > 0:12:02If I know just one thing, all fools are not criminals

0:12:02 > 0:12:04but all criminals are fools!

0:12:04 > 0:12:08By the way, I do know just one thing, everything!

0:12:18 > 0:12:20First up, China land.

0:12:20 > 0:12:24These two motorbike thieves have stolen a ladies handbag.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27It's a shame that handbag didn't contain a map

0:12:27 > 0:12:29because they've driven into a dead end

0:12:29 > 0:12:33and here comes justice in the shape of a parked car,

0:12:33 > 0:12:37a stool, a wicker chair, a drawer,

0:12:37 > 0:12:41a step ladder, a box, a broom,

0:12:41 > 0:12:43another broom.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47I think they've decided to give her bag back.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Good decision, punks.

0:12:53 > 0:12:54The USA.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58This idiot thinks he can rob this store with just his fingers

0:12:58 > 0:12:59in the shape of a gun.

0:13:00 > 0:13:04Maybe he should see if his fingers can make the shape of a key

0:13:04 > 0:13:05so he can unlock the door.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09No.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12It looks like his fingers, are going to have to make the shape of

0:13:12 > 0:13:16giving the store owner ten dollars if he wants to get out of there.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Brazil. This guy has just stolen a bicycle.

0:13:21 > 0:13:25Turns out the person he stole it from wants it back.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32Don't worry, sucker, you won't need a bike anymore.

0:13:32 > 0:13:36You're going to get a nice comfy ride in the ambulance instead.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41Check out this dumb crook from South Carolina.

0:13:41 > 0:13:45He wants to hold up a gas station but can't even get his ski mask on.

0:13:49 > 0:13:53It's going to be a lot easier for the police to catch him now!

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Footage from a police dash cam.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05Look at this chump they've gone and arrested.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10I am a celebrity!

0:14:10 > 0:14:13No wonder he's so angry, somebody stole all his clothes!

0:14:19 > 0:14:22This lowlife is trying to rob a convenience store.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25He didn't realise that the shopkeeper

0:14:25 > 0:14:27is a big fan of kung fu movies.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37He wrestles the gun away from him and takes control of the situation.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42Then he takes him around back for a bit of one on one.

0:14:42 > 0:14:46You got to hand it to the guy, he's hitting crime where it hurts.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Repeatedly, round the back of the shop. Bada-bing.

0:14:53 > 0:14:57And now a word from our sponsors.

0:14:57 > 0:14:58Mr T is proud to present

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0:15:03 > 0:15:05I always felt my nose could be flatter,

0:15:05 > 0:15:07with blood coming out

0:15:07 > 0:15:08and now it is!

0:15:08 > 0:15:12I was bored of the way my face was arranged. It just looked too normal.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14But T-Industries changed all that.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Changing the arrangement of your face is child's play

0:15:19 > 0:15:22at Mr T's Accidental Face Surgery Clinic.

0:15:22 > 0:15:26That's because all our equipment comes straight from the playground.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Choose from a range of simple procedures.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Like chin smashings...

0:15:31 > 0:15:33..and nose reductions.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Oh!

0:15:35 > 0:15:37T-bar also comes with a new pivot system,

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0:15:40 > 0:15:41Oh!

0:15:44 > 0:15:46And all at prices that don't hurt.

0:15:48 > 0:15:49Want your face changed?

0:15:49 > 0:15:51It can be re-arranged!

0:15:53 > 0:15:54T-Industries.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Making it all better since the 1980s.

0:15:59 > 0:16:03Exercise is good for you. It builds muscles and makes you stronger.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06The only muscle it doesn't exercise is your brain.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Here's proof.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Keep your eye on the bottom left of the screen,

0:16:21 > 0:16:23where a boxer is practising his moves.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Now he knows what to do when he's knocked out in a fight.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Good practice session.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36There's an old proverb - look before you leap.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43There's a better proverb - don't leap, just stay where you are.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Things are going to turn out much better.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52There's another proverb -

0:16:52 > 0:16:56don't somersault backwards and then smash yourself in the face.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59I'm pretty good at writing proverbs, I think you'll agree.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06This guy sucks so bad, it's making me mad!

0:17:07 > 0:17:10This kid is trying to show off in front of his friends.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14He showed them all they shouldn't be friends with him.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16It's much better they know that now.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Up next, gymnastics.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23It was all going well, until that bit when she messed up

0:17:23 > 0:17:25and landed on her face.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Up next, the high bar.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32It's easy to mess up on the high bar,

0:17:32 > 0:17:36the bar is set pretty low, for high bar fails.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Right, Jones parkour.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44This kid is trying to do parkour in a gym.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49He just invented a new move.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Bench face slam.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54I got a feeling, we ain't going to see the last of it.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58You're watching the Maverick All-star Cheerleaders.

0:18:00 > 0:18:04I wonder how proud those sponsors will be, when they see this clip.

0:18:05 > 0:18:06This guy's pain is your gain.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14You know you have succeeded

0:18:14 > 0:18:17when you can look yourself in the mirror at the end of the day

0:18:17 > 0:18:19and feel proud.

0:18:19 > 0:18:20You know when you've failed

0:18:20 > 0:18:22when you can't look yourself in the mirror

0:18:22 > 0:18:24because you smashed the mirror.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29If this is some kind of trust exercise it really isn't working.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32I wouldn't trust these guys as far as I could throw them.

0:18:35 > 0:18:36What is it about snow?

0:18:36 > 0:18:38People get over excited,

0:18:38 > 0:18:41they run outside and end up doing something stupid like this.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46If it's snowing, stay indoors and watch the A-Team.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52They say a fool and his money will soon part.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56The same is also true of a fool and his right arm.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59If he does something stupid like this, a fool could easily find

0:18:59 > 0:19:02that his right arm has separated from the rest of his body.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06My hairstyle is unique.

0:19:06 > 0:19:10Many people have tried but failed to emulate its amazingness.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14And it takes style and confidence to have hair like this.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17Wait a minute! Why are they talking about my hair?

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Oh, yeah, I remember.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Here are some rules for haircutting fools.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30Mr T's rules for haircutting fools.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Rule one -

0:19:32 > 0:19:35a rat's tail is just a phrase. It's not literal.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38Good job he didn't want a ponytail.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Rule two -

0:19:41 > 0:19:43always insist that the barber uses the little mirror

0:19:43 > 0:19:47to show you the back, just in case they've missed a bit.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Rule three -

0:19:50 > 0:19:53following a simple change of hairstyle, this lady is now

0:19:53 > 0:19:57able to self-propel from London to Edinburgh in 42 minutes.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Rule four -

0:20:00 > 0:20:01if you can't grow a beard

0:20:01 > 0:20:02you can make one

0:20:02 > 0:20:05using some spare head hair and glue.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Just make sure it's spare head hair.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Rule five - just like a Cuban heel,

0:20:12 > 0:20:16a good haircut can subtly add inches to a man's height.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Now he's tall enough to go on the rollercoasters.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Rule six -

0:20:21 > 0:20:24always carry a violin wherever you go.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28And finally, rule seven -

0:20:28 > 0:20:29always tip your barber.

0:20:33 > 0:20:34Take a look a look at this hamster.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36He's mastered the wheel.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38If he can master the wheel,

0:20:38 > 0:20:40why can't these fools master the wheel?

0:20:40 > 0:20:41Play the clips.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Where did Murdoch go?

0:20:49 > 0:20:50Oh.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00A bike park.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03A bike park is where fools gather to show each other

0:21:03 > 0:21:05some new dumb moves they have been practising.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Nice work.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12I've never seen that one before.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14This guy falls off his skateboard

0:21:14 > 0:21:16then gets slapped in the face with it.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22That's a double dumb move. Extra points to you.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27Riding like this is hard work. It makes you hot.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31Once in a while you got to cool off.

0:21:36 > 0:21:37The scooter park.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43If you can't handle riding down the ramp,

0:21:43 > 0:21:45try walking it instead.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49BMX biking.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51I am the floor.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55Pleased to meet you. Now get off me.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59This fool's got the right idea.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02He's lying down so he can't do anything stupid.

0:22:03 > 0:22:07Pity his friend hasn't got the same idea.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Girls like guys with scars.

0:22:09 > 0:22:10Oh, my God!

0:22:10 > 0:22:12If you haven't got any, you can easily get them

0:22:12 > 0:22:15by sliding down a rail and landing on your face.

0:22:15 > 0:22:18Not too hard though, girls like guys with faces.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23At least this biker's got a helmet on.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25LAUGHTER

0:22:25 > 0:22:28Though I'm not sure there's anything too valuable up there

0:22:28 > 0:22:30that needs to be protected.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34This kid's set up his own special bicycle jump.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39He could've saved himself a lot of time and effort

0:22:39 > 0:22:43by just walking over to the pile of sand, and sticking his face in it.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50Who keeps selling these people bicycles?

0:22:53 > 0:22:56How did this guy get his bicycle through airport security?

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Shit.

0:22:58 > 0:23:02That's pretty impressive. The rest, less impressive.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10This chump is trying to bike across a ditch.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13LAUGHTER

0:23:14 > 0:23:16He nearly made it...

0:23:17 > 0:23:19..if you don't know what nearly means.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26An easy way to spot a fool on a bike, is by seeing what he's doing.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33If he's riding down a hill, heading toward a big ramp,

0:23:33 > 0:23:35with no hope for landing...

0:23:37 > 0:23:39..you've probably found one.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41This crash doesn't look too bad.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45It looks three bad.

0:23:45 > 0:23:46Are you OK?

0:23:46 > 0:23:48I'm dying. Help me.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54I have three levels on my scale of bad.

0:23:55 > 0:24:00One bad, two bad, and three bad.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02This is a three bad.

0:24:02 > 0:24:03Are you OK?

0:24:03 > 0:24:05I'm dying. Help me.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11We've seen some dangerous stuff on this show already.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Bikes, trucks, helicopters.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16But I've saved the deadliest till last -

0:24:16 > 0:24:17inflatables.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20There's nothing more terrifying than an inflatable

0:24:20 > 0:24:23waiting to wreak havoc on an innocent passer-by.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Take a look at this.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35First up, we've got all of these fools.

0:24:35 > 0:24:39They're not happy sitting around having a good conversation,

0:24:39 > 0:24:41they want to break something instead.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44LAUGHTER

0:24:44 > 0:24:46Stupid mission's accomplished.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50This lady is working out with an exercise ball.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53You know what they say, no pain, no gain.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57Actually, I have a better motto - no pain!

0:25:00 > 0:25:04I don't want to talk about what's happening on the screen right now.

0:25:04 > 0:25:05Let's talk about something else.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09Did you watch the game last night?

0:25:11 > 0:25:13What's the weather like in England?

0:25:13 > 0:25:16Are you going anywhere nice on holiday?

0:25:17 > 0:25:19What shall I have for dinner?

0:25:22 > 0:25:23Oh, thank goodness it's over.

0:25:26 > 0:25:30I have no idea what these people were trying to achieve,

0:25:30 > 0:25:31but let's say they nailed it!

0:25:35 > 0:25:39This little boy just got a big balloon kicked in his face.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42Life's tough. The earlier you learn that, the better.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47I don't know who these people are, or what they think they are doing.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49I don't really care!

0:25:50 > 0:25:53What's happening here?

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Is this part of a show?

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Has anyone got a programme?

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Go, Sean, move out of the way...

0:26:01 > 0:26:03This guy's like all the other fools we've just seen,

0:26:03 > 0:26:05but standing higher up.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Oh! Holy shit!

0:26:07 > 0:26:08The end result is the same.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13There's a good reason why these people aren't

0:26:13 > 0:26:15allowed beyond that wall.

0:26:18 > 0:26:19More exercise balls.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21I'm betting on the big guy.

0:26:22 > 0:26:25Oh, look, I win. How embarrassing.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28You owe me 10,000.

0:26:28 > 0:26:32This guy's walking to the window to hand his friend some beers

0:26:32 > 0:26:34when his friend throws a ball in his face.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Bad friend, no beers for you.

0:26:40 > 0:26:44This lady is messing around on a bouncy castle, designed for kids.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Nice work, Betty, you just ruined the barbecue.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51Don't come back next year.

0:26:51 > 0:26:55We have invented the wheel, we have invented the aeroplane,

0:26:55 > 0:26:57we have invented the television,

0:26:57 > 0:26:59and now, we've invented this thing.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02Whoa!

0:27:02 > 0:27:05Time to pack up and call it a day people,

0:27:05 > 0:27:07our work on this planet is done.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14That's it. It's the end of the show.

0:27:14 > 0:27:15It went quick, didn't it?

0:27:15 > 0:27:17Especially if you watched it in fast forward.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20We've seen a lot of people failing today.

0:27:20 > 0:27:24But failure happens and when it does, you shouldn't worry about it.

0:27:24 > 0:27:27Remember, failure sets you up for your next success.

0:27:27 > 0:27:31See you next time. So long, suckers. Hm.

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