Episode 7

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07This programme contains some strong language

0:00:07 > 0:00:09This show is full of fools doing foolish things.

0:00:09 > 0:00:13Although nobody was seriously hurt, you should not attempt to repeat anything you are about to see.

0:00:14 > 0:00:17Last year, Mr T went on a mission.

0:00:17 > 0:00:21He scoured the globe to find the world's craziest fools,

0:00:21 > 0:00:24those people with a lack of common sense,

0:00:24 > 0:00:27a terrifying disregard for health and safety,

0:00:27 > 0:00:31and whose favourite question is, "What's the worst that can happen?"

0:00:31 > 0:00:32And you loved it!

0:00:32 > 0:00:34But now you want more,

0:00:34 > 0:00:37and you want them crazier and even more foolish,

0:00:37 > 0:00:40so once again Mr T has delivered

0:00:40 > 0:00:43an array of the world's least talented people.

0:00:45 > 0:00:51This is the World's Craziest Fools Return Of The Fools.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Hey, you! What are you doing for the next half an hour?

0:00:58 > 0:01:01I'll tell you you're watching me on BBC Three,

0:01:01 > 0:01:04so don't even think about changing to that fishing channel

0:01:04 > 0:01:06or that quiz TV

0:01:06 > 0:01:10or the Yorkshire Pudding Network or whatever else you got over there!

0:01:10 > 0:01:14Put the remote down and have a look at these stupid fools instead.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25First up, motorcycles.

0:01:25 > 0:01:26I like motorcycles!

0:01:26 > 0:01:31I like riding them fast and feeling the wind rushing through my hair.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Fools like motorcycles, too!

0:01:33 > 0:01:34They like falling off them

0:01:34 > 0:01:37and feeling the ground rushing through their face.

0:01:37 > 0:01:38Take a look at this.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Drag racing in the US.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45They call it drag racing cos it's such a drag.

0:01:47 > 0:01:48How would you like it

0:01:48 > 0:01:51if you drove these three metres, then crashed into a post?

0:01:53 > 0:01:54That ain't no fun at all.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59You're looking at a supermarket in Thailand.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02This guy goes around the parking lot all day,

0:02:02 > 0:02:04cos they don't let him loose on the roads.

0:02:06 > 0:02:07That's why!

0:02:07 > 0:02:10The Band-Aids is on aisle three, sucker!

0:02:11 > 0:02:12France.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16This guy driving a moped cos he wants to have mo' fun.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18All he's going to get is mo' pain.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Over to Portugal land.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27There's no way this sucker's going to drive that little moped

0:02:27 > 0:02:29over that big pipe.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33See? It was just a pipe dream.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35That's a funny joke, ha!

0:02:38 > 0:02:39Brazil.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42This guy's taking his motorbike for a nice dip in the river.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47It's not as much fun as he thought it would be,

0:02:47 > 0:02:48and he thought it would suck!

0:02:52 > 0:02:53Russia.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Now, I think you'd better put that thing back into the garage,

0:02:56 > 0:02:58where it's safe.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Or just crash it into the door.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Basically, get off the bike.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Next up, it's a triple fool sandwich, Mexico style.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15It's not often you see the three stupidest people on the planet

0:03:15 > 0:03:16together in one place.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19This is a rare treat!

0:03:22 > 0:03:25This is how people stop their bikes in Colombia.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29I'll say this it works! Nice job, Colombia!

0:03:34 > 0:03:37I like motorbikes, motorbikes like me.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40We have a special understanding I promise to use both their wheels,

0:03:40 > 0:03:43and they promise not to do this to me.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45It's a relationship that works.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Malaysia keep your eye on the guy on the motorbike.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Ah!

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Did you keep your eye on him?

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Then you missed the fun bit, fool!

0:03:57 > 0:03:58I'll show you again.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Pay attention this time!

0:04:00 > 0:04:01Ah!

0:04:03 > 0:04:05We've seen a lot of guys crashing their bikes.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Let's show a lady fool.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09At least, I assume it's a lady.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12It could be a guy in a wig, or it could be two small guys

0:04:12 > 0:04:15standing on top of each other's shoulders wearing a dress.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17SHE SCREAMS

0:04:17 > 0:04:18Anything is possible

0:04:18 > 0:04:21when you're dealing with these levels of stupidity.

0:04:21 > 0:04:22Huh!

0:04:24 > 0:04:26That's the end of the first bit of the show.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29You don't have to worry about it any more, it's history.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33You'd better start worrying about what's coming up next instead.

0:04:33 > 0:04:39It's called Fool News, because it's news and it got fools in it!

0:04:39 > 0:04:40Have a listen to this.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43The following is a true story.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48A young man called David somehow managed to break his arm

0:04:48 > 0:04:50after falling over a dog.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53But after successfully getting a cast fitted at the hospital,

0:04:53 > 0:04:56he decided the best way to recuperate

0:04:56 > 0:04:59was to go out to a party and get really drunk.

0:05:00 > 0:05:05After passing out due to the cocktail of medicinal-grade drugs and alcohol,

0:05:05 > 0:05:07his friends decided to help him out

0:05:07 > 0:05:11by decorating his cast with rude images and words.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13The next morning, however, it turned out

0:05:13 > 0:05:17that David's parents did not have the same enthusiasm for their handiwork.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21David decided to rectify this situation

0:05:21 > 0:05:24by trying to remove the images from his resin cast

0:05:24 > 0:05:26with some white spirit.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28The liquid immediately burned through the cast

0:05:28 > 0:05:31and then began burning his skin.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Quick as a flash, David decided to alleviate the pain

0:05:34 > 0:05:37by smashing what remained of the cast to pieces with a hammer.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40But this technique had mixed results

0:05:40 > 0:05:43because, despite successfully removing the cast,

0:05:43 > 0:05:47he also successfully managed to break his arm in several other places.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51David returned to hospital to have a second cast fitted on his arm

0:05:51 > 0:05:53but this time returned straight home.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Next up, this!

0:06:04 > 0:06:07# I feel so close to you right now... #

0:06:07 > 0:06:08Oh!

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Don't worry, this guy was OK.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26# I feel so close to you right now... #

0:06:28 > 0:06:29Oh, ha-ha!

0:06:30 > 0:06:33# I wear my heart upon my sleeve

0:06:33 > 0:06:36# Like a big deal

0:06:38 > 0:06:40# Your love pours down on me

0:06:40 > 0:06:43# Surrounds me like a waterfall

0:06:45 > 0:06:49# And there's no stopping us right now

0:06:49 > 0:06:53# I feel so close to you right now... #

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Go back! Back, back, back!

0:06:55 > 0:06:57He's all right!

0:07:00 > 0:07:03You'd better go, the battery's getting low.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06MAN LAUGHS

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Yeah!

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Oh! Oh! Oh!

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Oh, shit!

0:07:26 > 0:07:30# And there's no stopping us right now

0:07:35 > 0:07:38# There's no stopping us right now

0:07:41 > 0:07:45# And there's no stopping us right now... #

0:07:45 > 0:07:47OK, recording.

0:07:47 > 0:07:48Oh, my God!

0:07:58 > 0:07:59Fall in!

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Hey, fall in!

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Oh, you're fucked! You're fucked!

0:08:09 > 0:08:12MAN LAUGHS

0:08:16 > 0:08:17Oh, my God!

0:08:17 > 0:08:18- That is so bad.- Oh, my...!

0:08:19 > 0:08:21This is an apple.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23This is a banana.

0:08:23 > 0:08:24This is a orange.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Coming up, we got some more clips of fools doing stupid stuff.

0:08:36 > 0:08:37First up, this.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41Hello and welcome to the Seattle Space Needle.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43We're now going outside.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45# This place about to blow... #

0:08:45 > 0:08:46Aaah!

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Remember, if you build yourself up too much,

0:08:49 > 0:08:51you got further to fall.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Aaah!

0:08:53 > 0:08:56When you're ready!

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Here's what happen if you put a squirrel brain in a man's head.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10This is not an experiment we need to repeat.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15If your friend asks you to put on a helmet and follow him,

0:09:15 > 0:09:17don't follow him!

0:09:20 > 0:09:22And especially if your friend is this guy.

0:09:28 > 0:09:34# We're taking names cos we don't mess around... #

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Somebody get Pops a new set of shock absorbers,

0:09:36 > 0:09:40then get him a full MOT and change his oil,

0:09:40 > 0:09:41then give him a paint job.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48This car park installed a fool-detection system.

0:09:50 > 0:09:51Oh! We got one!

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Next up, this happens on a trampoline.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Oh, my...! - MAN LAUGHS

0:10:05 > 0:10:06I wish I hadn't seen this.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09My eyes feel like they need a hot shower.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11MAN LAUGHS

0:10:20 > 0:10:24If I was your face, I would be real mad at you right now.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26# This place about to blow... #

0:10:28 > 0:10:30This here's tae kwon do.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Looks more like tae kwon don't to me.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37That was my tae kwon do joke.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42I've also got a judo joke, a tai chi joke

0:10:42 > 0:10:44and one about bikram yoga.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Oh, shit, you're on fire!

0:10:52 > 0:10:55I am tired of telling fools not to play with fire,

0:10:55 > 0:10:59so I came up with this rhyme to stop fools from getting burned.

0:10:59 > 0:11:00Oh, shit!

0:11:00 > 0:11:03It goes... Fire's hot, sucker.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06It does rhyme! You just listening to it wrong.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10This kid is trying out some juggling.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15I wouldn't advise him doing this again.

0:11:15 > 0:11:19I think you are more of a one-thing-at-a-time type of person.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Next up, New Mexico.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25This is the fool convention, where people from across the country

0:11:25 > 0:11:27come to compete and see who's dumbest.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Oh-ho-ho, shit!

0:11:31 > 0:11:32It's always a close call.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40It's time to put on your dancing shoes

0:11:40 > 0:11:43and sit right there, watch these fools!

0:11:43 > 0:11:46Take off your dancing shoes and put them back in the box,

0:11:46 > 0:11:49then decide never to dance again.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51These fools just ruin it for everyone!

0:12:03 > 0:12:06# Baby, baby, it looks like it's going to hail... #

0:12:06 > 0:12:09Here's four old men dancing at a Romanian wedding.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16# You'd better come inside, let me teach you how to jive and wail... #

0:12:17 > 0:12:21This Take That reunion is going on far too long.

0:12:24 > 0:12:28Keep your eye on the girl in the pink shorts.

0:12:33 > 0:12:34Ah!

0:12:34 > 0:12:37Even if she didn't fall in, it was worth keeping an eye on her,

0:12:37 > 0:12:40so you don't have to look at that jerk in the front.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Ah!

0:12:42 > 0:12:45My mother used to say, "It takes a smart person to act dumb."

0:12:47 > 0:12:51This woman must be really, really, really smart.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54# Mama's in the back yard learning how to jive and wail... #

0:12:55 > 0:12:56CROWD GASP

0:12:59 > 0:13:02This guy just taking the dance to the people,

0:13:02 > 0:13:03and the crowd love it!

0:13:05 > 0:13:06What a showman!

0:13:08 > 0:13:09This lady is shaking her booty.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17Maybe her booty is so ashamed it's shaking her right off the stage.

0:13:20 > 0:13:21That's some smart booty.

0:13:24 > 0:13:25Mexico.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27You heard of a pool party?

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Well, here's a fool party.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36# One good thing about him, he knows how to jive and wail... #

0:13:41 > 0:13:43This guy is stupid.

0:13:43 > 0:13:47He can't tell the difference between a wall and a floor.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Uh-oh!

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Now he knows.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53The wall is the one with the hole in it.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03Looks like your magic suit doesn't work after all, chump!

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Yeah, pay in!

0:14:10 > 0:14:14There's a fine line between break dancing

0:14:14 > 0:14:16and kicking someone in the face.

0:14:16 > 0:14:17There isn't, really.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20I'm just trying to make this guy feel better.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Fuck!

0:14:26 > 0:14:28This kid is doing more breaking than dancing.

0:14:32 > 0:14:33I like his style.

0:14:37 > 0:14:38Fuck.

0:14:38 > 0:14:43Some kids love music so much it takes over their whole bodies.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45We call them head-bangers.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Ow!

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Sometimes I'm so funny it scares me.

0:14:57 > 0:14:58Ow!

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0:15:12 > 0:15:14You can sense fear.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20You can feel pain.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27You can smell stupid.

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0:16:10 > 0:16:14Some people ask me, how do I deal with all these fools?

0:16:14 > 0:16:16The answer is I meditate.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19I meditate on how stupid these fools are

0:16:19 > 0:16:22and what I'd like to do to them if I saw one walking down the street!

0:16:39 > 0:16:41I get the feeling this guy only thought through

0:16:41 > 0:16:43the first half of this move.

0:16:50 > 0:16:51Yeah!

0:16:53 > 0:16:57Get back in, fool! We're taking you to the dump.

0:16:59 > 0:17:03I'm thinking jumping over smaller stuff is more your scene.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11If you were wondering what a really bad idea looks like,

0:17:11 > 0:17:12it's something like this.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14Ah!

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Now, quit your jibber-jabber and get off my television.

0:17:19 > 0:17:20Ah!

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Here comes another fool.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27MAN LAUGHS

0:17:27 > 0:17:28Are you all right?

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Look at this guy.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37No, not that guy.

0:17:37 > 0:17:38This guy!

0:17:40 > 0:17:41Stop looking at him now.

0:17:48 > 0:17:52Next time, if you want to go back in the house, try using the door.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00MAN LAUGHS

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Did you enjoy your boat trip, sucker?

0:18:06 > 0:18:08They say great minds think alike.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Some not so great minds also think alike.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Last up, a wedding.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26The best man is showing off, climbing up a windmill.

0:18:30 > 0:18:31Now the windmill is showing off,

0:18:31 > 0:18:34knocking the best man down to the ground.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36The windmill is more impressive.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39It went home with two bridesmaids that night.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47I have a very extensive wardrobe.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49I have green camouflage gear.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51I have yellow camouflage gear.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54I have white camouflage gear.

0:18:54 > 0:18:58But everyone cannot look as good in camouflage gear as I do,

0:18:58 > 0:19:00so they try wearing other stuff instead.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02It doesn't always work.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Here's the rules for dressing up fools.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12Rule one.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14If you're a trendsetter, don't be surprised

0:19:14 > 0:19:17if people steal your look and your identity.

0:19:17 > 0:19:18And your girlfriend.

0:19:20 > 0:19:21Rule two.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Double denim is a very tricky look to pull off.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30The basic rule is there's always safety in numbers.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Rule three.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37The possessed mannequin is also a tricky look to pull off,

0:19:37 > 0:19:41but full marks to these guys for getting it spot-on.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Bravo, creepy mannequin family!

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Rule four.

0:19:47 > 0:19:51If you're a superhero, don't leave the house in a hurry.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54These guys have clearly forgotten their capes.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56And some clothes.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59And finally, rule five.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Camouflage is a necessity for hiding in war zones,

0:20:02 > 0:20:06even if that war happens to be in a garden centre.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Coming up now, more fools.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14This should not be a surprise to you.

0:20:24 > 0:20:25# Watch out now... #

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Make your mind up, fool!

0:20:32 > 0:20:35Are you dancing, running or falling over?

0:20:42 > 0:20:45This really takes laziness to a whole new level.

0:20:45 > 0:20:46If you can't be bothered to run

0:20:46 > 0:20:49and you can't be bothered to go anywhere,

0:20:49 > 0:20:50just stay where you are.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53- Oh! - MAN LAUGHS

0:20:56 > 0:20:58- Oh! - MAN LAUGHS

0:20:58 > 0:21:02If you're not happy with your face, go get a plastic surgeon.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05This is not the answer.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17I got cheese smarter than these girls,

0:21:17 > 0:21:20and my cheese don't use treadmills for a good reason,

0:21:20 > 0:21:22because it's cheese!

0:21:29 > 0:21:33I don't know what the question was, but the answer is painkillers.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42As you can see, they have treadmills in Saudi Arabia, too.

0:21:47 > 0:21:51And as you can also see, they are equally bad at using them.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54It's nice to see we are the same all over the world.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06If the treadmill is too fast for your feet,

0:22:06 > 0:22:09it's definitely going to be too fast for your butt.

0:22:12 > 0:22:16This is so stupid, I feel stupid on stupid fumes.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Fools, it's your lucky day!

0:22:33 > 0:22:36You're in the catchment area for my School for Fools.

0:22:36 > 0:22:42Sign up! Classes begin... in five seconds.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44BELL RINGS

0:22:45 > 0:22:49Hello and welcome to Mr T's School for Fools.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Settle down, class. Today's lesson is economics.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56What is economics?

0:22:56 > 0:22:59I'll tell you. It's about money, it's about the world.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02It's about love, it's about hate.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05It's about ups and downs, good times and bad times.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08But most important, it's about money.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10For example, some people are so rich

0:23:10 > 0:23:13they can afford to do things like this.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Whoa!

0:23:23 > 0:23:24Oh!

0:23:27 > 0:23:30Other people can't afford to ski on snow,

0:23:30 > 0:23:31so they have to do things like this.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46And some people can only afford to do this.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Yo, watch out for oncoming traffic!

0:23:56 > 0:23:58- Oh, sh...! - MAN LAUGHS

0:24:00 > 0:24:01That's economics.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04There's also a bunch of stuff about exchange rates, GDP,

0:24:04 > 0:24:07but nobody cares about that.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Class dismissed!

0:24:11 > 0:24:15Next up, some clips of fools on wheels.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18They're like other dimwits you've already seen

0:24:18 > 0:24:19but on wheels!

0:24:19 > 0:24:20Happy Christmas!

0:24:31 > 0:24:32If you want to back out of a stunt,

0:24:32 > 0:24:35you need to do that before you in midair.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46This is a great ramp for people scared of heights.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52Still, it's not ideal for this lady.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54Keep searching, lady you'll find your perfect ramp!

0:25:00 > 0:25:02You'd better send that pole a thank-you card, fool!

0:25:04 > 0:25:06It just saved you from getting run over.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11Even a version of this that goes well sucks.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20OK, I've seen something like this a million times before.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23Ah! Ah!

0:25:23 > 0:25:27I'm skate-bored. You may laugh now.

0:25:28 > 0:25:29Go, Steven!

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Next up, New Zealand.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33I preferred Old Zealand!

0:25:35 > 0:25:36Oh!

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Stuff like this never happened in Old Zealand.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41They should never have changed it.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Canada.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47The sign says "do not enter".

0:25:47 > 0:25:49The concrete says...

0:25:49 > 0:25:50Ah!

0:25:50 > 0:25:53Read the sign, fool!

0:25:53 > 0:25:55# You can go hard or you can go home

0:25:55 > 0:25:57# You can go hard or you can go home... #

0:25:58 > 0:26:01Once upon a time, there was a magical forest.

0:26:03 > 0:26:04- Oh! - MAN LAUGHS

0:26:04 > 0:26:05This ain't it.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08This is just a normal forest with a dummy on a bike.

0:26:08 > 0:26:09Get over it.

0:26:14 > 0:26:16Here's another doof on a roof.

0:26:17 > 0:26:18Oh!

0:26:18 > 0:26:22That's right, fool you'd better hold your head in your hands.

0:26:22 > 0:26:25That feeling of shame ain't going away any time soon!

0:26:28 > 0:26:30I know these stairs.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32They take you straight down to Painsville.

0:26:36 > 0:26:37Have a nice trip.

0:26:40 > 0:26:41Time to ramp things up a little.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47This fool ramped things up all the way down to the ground.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57It's going to be quicker and drier

0:26:57 > 0:26:59if you just punch yourself in the face.

0:27:04 > 0:27:08OK, you can open your eyes now, the show's over.

0:27:08 > 0:27:12We've seen a lot of people crashing things and falling over today,

0:27:12 > 0:27:15so just remember one thing time is a great healer,

0:27:15 > 0:27:18but don't forget about doctors, nurses and medicine.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20They're also pretty good.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Until next time, stay bright, stay beautiful.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25So long, suckers.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28Grrr!

0:27:28 > 0:27:30# I pity the fool

0:27:31 > 0:27:34# I said I pity the fool

0:27:35 > 0:27:37# I pity the fool

0:27:38 > 0:27:40# That fall in love with you

0:27:44 > 0:27:46# Fall in love with you

0:27:47 > 0:27:49# Expecting you to be true

0:27:49 > 0:27:52# Oh, I pity the fool

0:27:54 > 0:27:57# Look at the people!

0:27:57 > 0:27:59# I know you wondering what they're doing... #

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