0:00:23 > 0:00:26Good evening and welcome to a very special edition
0:00:26 > 0:00:29of previously unseen clips from this series of Would I Lie To You.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Joining Lee Mack tonight,
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Jo Brand, Ade Edmondson,
0:00:34 > 0:00:36James Acaster, Mark Bonner,
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Sara Pasco, Steve Davis,
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Ore Oduba, Cariad Lloyd
0:00:41 > 0:00:43and Gabby Logan.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44And joining David Mitchell,
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Claude Littner, Kimberly Wyatt,
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Claudia Winkleman, Fay Ripley,
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Jordan Stephens, Stacey Solomon,
0:00:52 > 0:00:54David Baddiel, Craig Parkinson
0:00:54 > 0:00:56and Sheila Hancock.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59And we begin with Round 1, Home Truths, where our
0:00:59 > 0:01:03panellists each read out a statement from the card in front of them.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05To make things harder, they've never seen the card before,
0:01:05 > 0:01:08they have no idea what they'll be faced with.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12It's up to the opposing team to sort the fact from the fiction,
0:01:12 > 0:01:14and we're starting tonight with Jo.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17OK.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21I once got on the tube with a live pigeon in my pocket.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25David's team.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29- Why was the pigeon in your pocket? - It was quite badly injured.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Oh, so you were being a Good Samaritan to pigeons?
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Ish, I was a bit peckish.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38You hadn't yet decided, it could go either way.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40What had happened to the pigeon?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42- What had happened to it?- Yeah.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Went very nicely with some roast potatoes...
0:01:45 > 0:01:47No, no, I took it,
0:01:47 > 0:01:52I took it to, actually to the local vets when I got home.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53So, where did you find...?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55It was lying on the pavement.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58And what was the nature of the garment,
0:01:58 > 0:02:00in the pocket of which you placed the pigeon?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02It was a clown's outfit.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06And it's your own fault for standing on it in the first place
0:02:06 > 0:02:08with your big feet.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11It was a duffle coat, a duffle coat.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12A duffle coat.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14But did you think about just carrying it
0:02:14 > 0:02:16or did you think I'll put it in my pocket?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Cos if it's a pigeon that's struggling,
0:02:19 > 0:02:21I think it's probably causing it more pain.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23It wasn't, it was beyond struggling it was, it was...
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- A dead pigeon. - A dead pigeon?- No.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28It was, it was kind of really knackered and...
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Can I ask, were you going to somewhere
0:02:31 > 0:02:34when this happened or were you going back home?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36I was going to somewhere.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38So, you went to a meeting,
0:02:38 > 0:02:41possibly a high level TV meeting, about...
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- There are other places available, David.- No, not...
0:02:44 > 0:02:46I'm just guessing, with a pigeon in your pocket.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48I like the fact you gave it two options,
0:02:48 > 0:02:50a meeting or a high level TV meeting.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52I'm trying to imagine.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54I was going to the local hospital to have a smear.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Oh! Wow.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05While it was in your pocket, did it start flapping?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- No.- So, it... It was just completely quiet,
0:03:08 > 0:03:10but not dead, in your pocket.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Did you have some seed in your pocket?
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Of course she did! We all carry emergency Trill.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22What are you thinking? Kimberly, does it,
0:03:22 > 0:03:24does it have the ring of truth for you?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26I think it's a lie. I've saved a pigeon before
0:03:26 > 0:03:28and it was quite badly hurt.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- Oh, here we go. - And it was really flappy.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Am I the only person that hasn't saved a pigeon?
0:03:34 > 0:03:35- I haven't.- No, I haven't.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38I have a hard time believing it would sit in the pocket.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40What were the circumstances for you, Kimberly?
0:03:40 > 0:03:46I was at my flat. My now husband was gone, and I...
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- I'm sorry to hear that. - LAUGHTER
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Very brave of you to talk about it on the show.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55There was a lot of commotion outside, so I went to look
0:03:55 > 0:03:57and there was a pigeon struggling.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00I was worried to touch it because I thought of diseases and things,
0:04:00 > 0:04:02- so I left it...- Oh, me, me, me!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04..and I had to go away and think about what to do.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- So, what did you do? - I Tweeted about it.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Tweeted?!
0:04:08 > 0:04:11LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Beautiful! Beautiful!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Did he Tweet back?
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Well, somebody did and they sent a cab to get the pigeon
0:04:17 > 0:04:20to take it to the Wildlife Foundation to save it.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22- I really don't believe this. - LAUGHTER
0:04:22 > 0:04:25So, what are you thinking, David?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Well, Kimberly, what do you think? Do you think it's true?
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- I just think it's a lie.- You think it's a lie?- I think it's a lie.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Lie? I think we think it's a lie.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34OK, you're saying lie. Jo, truth or lie?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36It is...a lie.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38APPLAUSE
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- Claudia, you're up next. - Good! A-hem!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48It once took four people to rescue me
0:04:48 > 0:04:51after I got stuck in a baby's cot.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- LAUGHTER - Lee's team.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Right. First of all, how old were you?
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- Er...I was a grown-up. - Why were you in a cot?
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Well, because I was trying it out, just to see how it felt.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Did you not have a cot when you were a baby?
0:05:05 > 0:05:08I did, but I couldn't remember what that felt like.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11So, was it in someone's house?
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Wait a second.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15No. It was in a cot shop.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Showroom. Showroom. - Yes! It was in a show... Thank you!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- Were you thinking of having a child? - I was pregnant.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Oh, you were very pregnant. - I was pregnant.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- Oh!- Ah! - And so I was there and I thought,
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- "I can't buy a cot without trying it".- Of course.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29You know, you need a test-drive of beds. You know, do I need...?
0:05:29 > 0:05:33I'm glad you weren't buying a potty. LAUGHTER
0:05:34 > 0:05:37How did you get in the cot if you were so heavily pregnant?
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Yes. Good. Excellent.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- Well, there are ridges, you know, bars...- Yeah.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45..on the side of the cot, and I sort of just wheeled myself in,
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- and then it was embarrassing because...- Wheeled yourself in?
0:05:48 > 0:05:52- Frontwards?- Frontwards, yes. So like a dive, like a swallow dive.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54But those things usually come down, don't they, at the side?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56You can sort of move them down a bit.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58- Oh, that's what I did. What I did... - Oh, hang on.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- LAUGHTER - Such a good point!
0:06:00 > 0:06:03On the side of the cot, I don't know if you're aware, they have a little...
0:06:03 > 0:06:06- I'm aware because I just told you. - Yes. Good.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10And I just got it down and I got in the cot just to see how it would feel. Is it comfy?
0:06:10 > 0:06:12- And then, did you put the bars back up again?- I don't...
0:06:12 > 0:06:16- This, I can't... Yes. - You must have done, otherwise you wouldn't have been stuck.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18- I did. I put the... Exactly! - Was there a...?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20It's like you were there!
0:06:20 > 0:06:22How did you get out, then? Did somebody help you?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24- The people had to help me... - Four people.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- In the cot, and put... Exactly! Four people.- Who were these people?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Well, they were just the people who worked in John Lewis.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Four people's a lot.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Or maybe it's just a good service at John Lewis. It is a good shop.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38I think you've got two fragile things.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- You don't want to hurt the woman who's pregnant...- Cot.- Yes!
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- And maybe mentally ill, and then... - LAUGHTER
0:06:45 > 0:06:49And, um...and then you have the other side of it, which is you've got a product on display.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- Cot for sale, cot for sale.- You don't want it to be kind of damaged.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- You don't want it to be.... - Let's not forget the unborn baby.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56And the tiny baby.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57So, what do you think, Lee?
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Hm. What do you think, Steve, truth or lie?
0:06:59 > 0:07:00I've got a feeling it's true.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04If you'd have been stuck in a cot, how many people would've helped you?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Well, it would have been length problems more than anything else.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09It would be an odd-shaped cot that you could fit in.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- A coffin. - Only head would have been...
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- Coffin?- A coffin? - It's the opposite to cot.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- "Steve Davis stuck in coffin." - It's a big, long...
0:07:17 > 0:07:20In a coffin shop, would you try that out to see if it's comfy?
0:07:20 > 0:07:23You know, because you're in that a lot longer, aren't you?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Yeah. Yeah, that's nice.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27- So, what are you going to say? - I'm going to say it's true.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30All right. Claudia, truth or lie?
0:07:30 > 0:07:33It is...true.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34APPLAUSE
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Claude, you're next.
0:07:41 > 0:07:47At a recent party, I rendered Lord Sugar's pet parrot mute
0:07:47 > 0:07:51after I'd pinged it on the beak with a champagne cork.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52- LAUGHTER - Lee's team.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Talk us through the incident.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Well, I spend quite a lot of time with Lord Sugar, as you can quite imagine.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- Why?- Why? Yeah.- Because we're pals.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- You're pals?- Why? Why?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04He's worked under Lord Sugar for how long?
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Not under. Not necessarily under.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- LAUGHTER - He's worked for Lord Sugar...
0:08:08 > 0:08:13- With.- How? - He's been Lord Sugar's slave for...
0:08:13 > 0:08:14How long has it been, Claude?
0:08:14 > 0:08:17- A long, long time.- Has it? - It's been a lot time.- Yeah.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19OK. So, you're at... Were you at a party, did you say?
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Yeah. One of our many parties.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- What was the party for? - His birthday.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26- Where was the party? - In the West End somewhere. I can't remember the hotel.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28- Did you say his parrot? - It is his parrot, yes.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- He took his parrot to the party? - To the party.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- He does. He does.- Was it a bring-your-own-parrot party?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36No, no, it's part of the general ambience of the evening.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Oh! What else did he bring to help with this ambience?
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Just his friends.- So he brings... To create an ambience,
0:08:41 > 0:08:44he brings his friend, always, and a parrot?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Not always his parrot, but on this occasion, he brought his parrot.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- I don't know what's so unusual. - LAUGHTER
0:08:49 > 0:08:51What happens when he doesn't bring his parrot?
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Are you, like, "This is a rubbish party. Where's the parrot"?
0:08:53 > 0:08:54No. No, not at all. On occasions...
0:08:54 > 0:08:57If somebody had a parrot and didn't bring it to a party and sometimes did,
0:08:57 > 0:08:59when they didn't, I'd be, "What's wrong with you?"
0:08:59 > 0:09:01- No.- "Where's the parrot?"
0:09:01 > 0:09:03If every time they brought a parrot and then once, they didn't,
0:09:03 > 0:09:06I wouldn't dare ask about the parrot.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Don't mention the parrot and don't eat the chicken wings.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:09:14 > 0:09:16- Talk us through the incident. - What happened?
0:09:16 > 0:09:17You were getting the champagne bottle...
0:09:17 > 0:09:19No, I wasn't getting the champagne bottle as such,
0:09:19 > 0:09:23- What actually happened was... - You were bringing the champagne for Lord Sugar.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- We were... It was a... - LAUGHTER
0:09:25 > 0:09:28You'd already been going around the room saying, "Red or white?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30"Red or white?"
0:09:30 > 0:09:34And now it's your time to bring the champagne. What happens next?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37We were at the party, we were having a jolly good time
0:09:37 > 0:09:40and it came a moment when the champagne was poured.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44- OK? As happens in those kind of parties.- Yeah.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- Isn't that right, David? - I've had champagne in my life.
0:09:47 > 0:09:48LAUGHTER
0:09:48 > 0:09:50I thought, as a bit of a joke...
0:09:50 > 0:09:51- Oh, OK.- ..a bit of a joke...
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- Yeah.- I thought I'd just kind of put the cork onto the parrot's beak.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- You threw it!- For a bit of a joke... - You threw it at the parrot?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Like that.- You kept it in your hand? - Yes.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- That's vicious! - That's even more vicious!
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- No, no, no.- Because that's like a punch with a cork.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07This talking parrot, what does it normally say?
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Look, I've got to say, I haven't got an intimate kind of appreciation...
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- We're not suggesting that for a moment.- I think he was.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16You said you rendered it mute, is that correct?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Well, look, for those few moments, it didn't know what had hit him.
0:10:19 > 0:10:24But what...what...what was he saying before you made him mute?
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Pretty Sugar! Pretty Sugar!
0:10:26 > 0:10:28No, was what you had to say to him, wasn't it?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30LAUGHTER
0:10:30 > 0:10:34What happened next? Because I imagine Lord Sugar, or Al, as I call him,
0:10:34 > 0:10:36I imagine he was quite upset by this.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- He was upset.- Yes. - He was very, very upset.- Yes.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- Did he get his head out the cage and try and peck you?- Lord Sugar?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43LAUGHTER
0:10:43 > 0:10:45So, is he telling the truth?
0:10:45 > 0:10:49Um...it seems a particularly mean thing to do.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51- I think it's a lie. - I think it's a lie.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54The fact that Alan Sugar has brought a parrot to a party
0:10:54 > 0:10:55is the bit that I doubt.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58- You're saying it's a lie? - Cariad, you're saying it's a lie? - I think so.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Ade says it's a lie. I will go with my team.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03OK, so you're saying it's a lie. Claude, truth or lie?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06- I'm afraid it's a lie. - APPLAUSE
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Steve, you're up next.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15I used to coach the Sultan of Brunei's son
0:11:15 > 0:11:20until he sacked me over an incident with a cheese sandwich.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22- Oh!- David's team.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26In what activity did you coach the Sultan of Brunei's son?
0:11:26 > 0:11:28LAUGHTER
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Snooker.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- Snooker?- Love it! Love snooker!
0:11:33 > 0:11:37Where did this tutoring take place?
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Not in the snooker club because,
0:11:39 > 0:11:41obviously, for security reasons, um...
0:11:41 > 0:11:43OK, yeah, I'll ask that again.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Where didn't it take place?
0:11:45 > 0:11:47LAUGHTER
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- And you can just say... - No comment. No comment.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52..you know, snooker club, bouncy castle, whatever.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56I had to go to his house in London.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57Oh, they must have some money.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59- How... - LAUGHTER
0:12:01 > 0:12:04..how often did you tutor him? Was this a long-running thing?
0:12:04 > 0:12:08Well, he... Until he got bored. I was part of that.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09Right. LAUGHTER
0:12:11 > 0:12:14APPLAUSE
0:12:14 > 0:12:16OK.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19You mentioned a cheese sandwich. What's the significance of that?
0:12:19 > 0:12:22So one of the things I used to do
0:12:22 > 0:12:26was to give myself a reward when I did well.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29So if I made a 50 break or a 100 break,
0:12:29 > 0:12:31then I could have a cheese sandwich.
0:12:31 > 0:12:36So I thought I'd try and teach him the same values.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40So, what would you ask him to do in order to obtain a cheese sandwich?
0:12:40 > 0:12:44Pot three reds...three blacks.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48- What, in a row?- Well, that's usually how you play the game.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Oh, yeah, yeah. LAUGHTER
0:12:50 > 0:12:53And his reward was a mini Babybel and a roll?
0:12:54 > 0:12:59I asked him what was his favourite food, and he said a cheese sandwich.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03The son of the Sultan of Brunei's favourite food
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- is a cheese sandwich?- Well...
0:13:06 > 0:13:11- He probably tires of all the... - Caviar.- ..unicorn-liver pate and...
0:13:11 > 0:13:13LAUGHTER
0:13:13 > 0:13:15We need to find out why you lost the job,
0:13:15 > 0:13:17because it was part of this cheese sandwich.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19I think he'd never been told
0:13:19 > 0:13:22- that he couldn't have a sandwich before.- Well done?
0:13:22 > 0:13:27So, he did consent to do all the potting before he'd eat the cheese sandwich...
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- Yes.- ..but then there was an atmosphere?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31LAUGHTER
0:13:31 > 0:13:36Steve, when you started coaching to when you were dismissed,
0:13:36 > 0:13:38did you see a significant improvement in his game?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Did you...?
0:13:42 > 0:13:44- Six times world champion. - LAUGHTER
0:13:44 > 0:13:45APPLAUSE
0:13:49 > 0:13:51OK, it's time to guess, David. What do you think?
0:13:51 > 0:13:53- I think it's true. - Yeah.- You think it's true? True?
0:13:53 > 0:13:56- We're going to say true. - You're going to say it's true.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Steve, was it true, or was it a lie?
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- It was true. - APPLAUSE
0:14:05 > 0:14:08- Stacey, you're next.- OK.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13I'm frightened of rainbows and I refuse to go outside
0:14:13 > 0:14:16when sunshine immediately follows the rain.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18- Wow!- Lee's team.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20So, how long have you been scared of rainbows?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Probably since I was a kid, to be honest.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24What started it? Was it Zippy?
0:14:24 > 0:14:25I just don't like them.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27I think...I think they're mysterious.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29You don't know where they end.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32And there's apparently, a little short man at the end that's, like,
0:14:32 > 0:14:33"Oh, I've got a pot of gold"!
0:14:33 > 0:14:35LAUGHTER
0:14:37 > 0:14:40I don't like the thought of the light spectrum
0:14:40 > 0:14:44- hitting all different angles, going everywhere and...- Making a mess.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47..creating this colourful strip through the sky.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50This is like the craziest version of Open University I've ever watched.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52LAUGHTER
0:14:52 > 0:14:54I just don't like... I don't like the ideology of rainbows,
0:14:54 > 0:14:56- I don't like the fact that they're....- Can I just...?
0:14:56 > 0:14:59"Look at me, I'm all the colours of the rainbow! Whaa!"
0:14:59 > 0:15:03Can I just check, is...is this actually happening?
0:15:03 > 0:15:04- LAUGHTER - It's a weird one, isn't it?
0:15:04 > 0:15:08I didn't think Stacey would come on and go, "I don't like the ideology of rainbows".
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Ideology of rainbows?
0:15:10 > 0:15:14Susie, is there a word for someone who dislikes rainbows?
0:15:14 > 0:15:15Hm.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18I've got one. LAUGHTER
0:15:19 > 0:15:21I don't think there is.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Just the thought of it coming out of the sky.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Coming out of nowhere and landing on the floor. Do you know what I mean?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Yeah, but they don't fall from the sky.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31What's that chicken that was scared of the sky falling down?
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- Chicken Licken.- Yeah.- Yeah. - Could you empathise with him?
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Oh, I can completely see where he's coming from.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38LAUGHTER
0:15:38 > 0:15:40So, what do you think, Lee, is she, er...?
0:15:40 > 0:15:41APPLAUSE
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Is she telling the truth?
0:15:44 > 0:15:46What do you think, Ore?
0:15:46 > 0:15:50I think you can have irrational fears, can't you? You can.
0:15:50 > 0:15:51Yeah, but you've got to draw the line.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55You would draw the line, yeah, just not seven of them in a bow, like that.
0:15:55 > 0:15:56LAUGHTER
0:15:56 > 0:15:58- So, you're saying yeah? - I'm saying truth, Lee, yeah.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00- So, you're both saying true. - Come on.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03I'll go with my team and say she does have this irrational fear.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06You're saying it's true. Stacey, truth or lie?
0:16:06 > 0:16:07It is, in fact, a lie.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09- Well done.- Whoa!
0:16:09 > 0:16:11APPLAUSE
0:16:13 > 0:16:15I love rainbows!
0:16:16 > 0:16:19- Fay Ripley, you're up next. - Right. Hm!
0:16:19 > 0:16:23I was once investigated by Interpol
0:16:23 > 0:16:27after a holiday romance with a water-skiing instructor.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- Lee's team.- Where was he a water-skiing instructor?
0:16:32 > 0:16:33Corfu.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36What part of your life was this? What year was it, let's say?
0:16:36 > 0:16:40Um...I don't really remember, but I would guess at mid 20s.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42The 1920s, or...? LAUGHTER
0:16:44 > 0:16:47I was young enough to go away with my parents.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50- I was on holiday with my parents. - So, what was his name?
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- Fanos.- Fanos?
0:16:54 > 0:16:56I'll tell you why I'm already doubting that,
0:16:56 > 0:16:59you just happened to look around the studio and there's a fan over there.
0:17:00 > 0:17:05Kind of thinking his name could have been Camera-os, Audience-os.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08LAUGHTER So, when did Interpol get involved?
0:17:08 > 0:17:12There was a burglary from one of the hotel rooms
0:17:12 > 0:17:14and some money was stolen.
0:17:14 > 0:17:15How much money was taken?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17- £75,000.- What?!- Oh, wow!
0:17:17 > 0:17:20- £75,000.- Worth.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23- Of what?- £75,000 worth of money?
0:17:23 > 0:17:26LAUGHTER That's £75,000, isn't it?
0:17:26 > 0:17:30Jewellery. They thought that at the airport,
0:17:30 > 0:17:35when we were waving goodbye, he had passed me the goods.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38They were suggesting I was some kind of donkey.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41I think it's a mule, isn't it?
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- Ah, is it?- Not a donkey.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45- LAUGHTER - I didn't actually know that.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47APPLAUSE
0:17:47 > 0:17:50And so, when did Interpol get involved, when you were back home?
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Because... Yes.
0:17:52 > 0:17:57I was playing a record in my, er...flat,
0:17:57 > 0:18:00and I left to go and get something from the shops
0:18:00 > 0:18:06and I heard the record coming out of a van outside my flat.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Have I had a blackout? Because I don't know what's going on now. Is it just me?
0:18:09 > 0:18:14- Is it just me that's not following? - I think Fay means... - What do you mean?
0:18:14 > 0:18:17I think she means that Interpol had bugged your flat
0:18:17 > 0:18:20and you heard a recording of the inside of your flat from the Interpol van.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24Do you know Fanos? Because you're all over this story.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26What was the song?
0:18:26 > 0:18:30It was a Barbra Streisand song from Yentl. It didn't do very well.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32What was the song?
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Papa Can You Hear Me?
0:18:34 > 0:18:38- Oh, a lovely tune!- Ah! - But not on Yentl.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- It so is!- It certainly is. - That was a test.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42LAUGHTER
0:18:45 > 0:18:48You hear the Barbra, how do you know that they're Interpol?
0:18:48 > 0:18:51So I was just paranoid, I couldn't understand it,
0:18:51 > 0:18:54- but when my dad rang me...- Yes?
0:18:54 > 0:18:57..to say, "I think you're being followed by Interpol..."
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Now, OK, what on Earth made him think that?
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Because some bloke he knows tipped him off.
0:19:03 > 0:19:09Some bloke he knows tipped him off about Interpol?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11What line of work is your dad in?
0:19:11 > 0:19:14- He's a businessman. - Oh, he sounds suspicious.- Oh!
0:19:14 > 0:19:17- It's a bit vague, isn't it? - Yeah. The Talented Mr Ripley.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20LAUGHTER
0:19:20 > 0:19:24- Very good. - APPLAUSE
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- From what you know about Fona... Funos.- Fanos.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32He's not a real person, so it's OK.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34LAUGHTER
0:19:35 > 0:19:39..do you think he was capable of committing that kind of heinous crime?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Well, I suppose I...I loved him. He was...
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Can you describe the moment...
0:19:45 > 0:19:47LAUGHTER
0:19:47 > 0:19:49..when you realised you were in love with him?
0:19:49 > 0:19:52"When he gave me £75,000 worth of jewellery."
0:19:52 > 0:19:54LAUGHTER
0:19:54 > 0:19:56APPLAUSE
0:20:01 > 0:20:03So, what are you thinking?
0:20:03 > 0:20:05There is an essence of truth for me.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07What, that she once went on holiday?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09LAUGHTER
0:20:09 > 0:20:12I think that Fay is lying.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14From the start, she looked like she was riffing it,
0:20:14 > 0:20:18and then very quickly had the look in her eyes of someone who's out of their depth.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20LAUGHTER
0:20:20 > 0:20:23I think it's a lie, you say it's a lie, you think it's true.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24- You do this. - It's a lie. It's nonsense.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27You're going to say it's a lie? All right, Fay Ripley,
0:20:27 > 0:20:29holiday romance, Interpol, truth or lie?
0:20:30 > 0:20:32It is...true.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35- SHOCKED GASPS - Wow!
0:20:35 > 0:20:37APPLAUSE
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Mark, you're up next.
0:20:39 > 0:20:45A-huh! One Halloween, I was quizzed by the police
0:20:45 > 0:20:48while dressed as a caveman
0:20:48 > 0:20:51because another caveman had just robbed
0:20:51 > 0:20:53an off-licence around the corner.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55David's team.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59It's an unsuitable costume for Halloween, isn't it?
0:20:59 > 0:21:01I thought you dressed as witches and things on Halloween.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05It used to be that way, but then the Americans made us dress as, like, Scooby-Doo and things.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07We didn't used to have Halloween.
0:21:07 > 0:21:12No, exactly. What we used to do is celebrate the burning of a Catholic.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14LAUGHTER AND GROANING
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Do they celebrate Halloween in Scotland?
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- Yes.- Do they call it something else, like...
0:21:20 > 0:21:21- HEAVY ACCENT:- Halloween?
0:21:21 > 0:21:24- LAUGHTER - Halloween.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Why had you selected a caveman outfit?
0:21:26 > 0:21:29I had very little money, I was a student
0:21:29 > 0:21:32and it was kind of all I could cobble tog...
0:21:32 > 0:21:35cobble together in the house.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38- So, what had you done? - I had a throw on the couch,
0:21:38 > 0:21:41which was kind of one of those polyester fur things,
0:21:41 > 0:21:43which I'd wrapped around myself.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46I'd made sure I was wearing pants.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Hold on, hold on.
0:21:48 > 0:21:53You say the other caveman was arrested for robbing a shop?
0:21:53 > 0:21:57Well, there had been a robbery that night in the area where I lived
0:21:57 > 0:22:00and it was somebody dressed very similarly to me.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Where are you going to put the stuff you've robbed
0:22:02 > 0:22:05if you're dressed as a caveman? You've got no pockets.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08He did not rob anything. LAUGHTER
0:22:08 > 0:22:11I'm fascinated by this other man.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12LAUGHTER
0:22:12 > 0:22:14- This man that robbed the shop.- Yeah.
0:22:14 > 0:22:19Who was also, presumably, wearing the same outfit.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21That is unbeliev... It's a lie!
0:22:21 > 0:22:22I think... LAUGHTER
0:22:22 > 0:22:26I think what we're saying is, you did rob the off-licence.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28LAUGHTER
0:22:28 > 0:22:31When the policeman approached you, what did he say to you?
0:22:31 > 0:22:33He said, "Excuse me, sir, could you...
0:22:33 > 0:22:38"..could you show me what you've got in your furry throw?"
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Was he definitely a policeman?
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Well, he was dressed like one...
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Because it was Halloween! It was Halloween.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46How did how did it end?
0:22:46 > 0:22:51He, um...he searched me, and he then sort of said,
0:22:51 > 0:22:54because there's been a...there's been an incident down at the offie...
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Ah, I was hoping you were going to say, "murder".
0:22:56 > 0:22:58LAUGHTER
0:22:58 > 0:23:01There's been a murder down at the offie. And, er...
0:23:01 > 0:23:04There was a murder down at the offie about 200,000 years ago
0:23:04 > 0:23:05and you fit the description.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07LAUGHTER
0:23:08 > 0:23:12Er...yeah. So he kind of... He let me...he let me go, essentially.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15So, um...what are you thinking? I know what Sheila's thinking.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17- Oh, definitely.- You think it's...?
0:23:17 > 0:23:19- A lie.- A lie. Definitely a lie?
0:23:19 > 0:23:21I think he might be telling the truth.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25True, lie, true, lie. Ah! Lie.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27They're saying it's a lie.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31Is it the truth, or is it a lie?
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Well, I'm sorry to tell you that it is, in fact, a lie.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37APPLAUSE
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Jordan, you're next.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44I missed Kanye West's entire set at Glastonbury
0:23:44 > 0:23:46because I was trapped in my sleeping bag.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49- LAUGHTER - Lee's team.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51When you say trapped in your sleeping bag,
0:23:51 > 0:23:53I'm picturing a sleeping bag as something you can just sort of,
0:23:53 > 0:23:56if it doesn't unzip, you just crawl out the big end at the end.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58- The head end. - What's it called, the hole?
0:23:58 > 0:24:01- The end.- The orifice!- The orifice!
0:24:01 > 0:24:04- I just call it the orifice of rest. - Yes.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06LAUGHTER
0:24:06 > 0:24:09It was one of these sleeping bags where you can zip up your whole...
0:24:09 > 0:24:12- Your head was in it?- Yeah.- You had just your little face showing?
0:24:12 > 0:24:13- Well, no, no. - HE LAUGHS
0:24:13 > 0:24:17- That's a sort of... CSI use that kind of sleeping bag.- Yeah.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Where does the zip go on the sleeping bag?
0:24:19 > 0:24:22So it's, like, you zip up and then, like...
0:24:22 > 0:24:25- And all the way down?- Yeah, but then it comes to a point...
0:24:25 > 0:24:28You've gone in, you've zipped all the way down, up and down there.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30I'd basically got in and at some point,
0:24:30 > 0:24:35- I'd got, like, a piece of material caught in the zip.- Oh, yeah.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37And then the worst part about it was...
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- You were suffocating to death. - LAUGHTER
0:24:40 > 0:24:43No, like, the worst part about it was that
0:24:43 > 0:24:46everyone went to Kanye, and so, my screams were...
0:24:46 > 0:24:48You know, no-one could hear me shout.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51They thought you were just very enthusiastic about Kanye West.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Yeah, they were, like... I was, like, "No! Please!"
0:24:54 > 0:24:56- They're, like, "Yeah!" - LAUGHTER
0:24:56 > 0:24:59- Were you sharing this tent with someone?- Yeah.- Who?
0:24:59 > 0:25:01No, it was like a big tepee.
0:25:01 > 0:25:02- How many of you were in the big tepee?- Seven.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04- Seven.- Odd number.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07LAUGHTER
0:25:07 > 0:25:10Did you not think to just sort of crawl out and sort of...?
0:25:10 > 0:25:11- Oh, actually wiggle out?- Yeah.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14- Why didn't you crawl in...? - And go see Kanye like a caterpillar!
0:25:14 > 0:25:18Yeah, why didn't you crawl to the front flap and ask for help?
0:25:18 > 0:25:19I, um...I didn't think of that.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21You didn't think? How long were you in there for?
0:25:21 > 0:25:24I don't know. It was quite comfortable, ultimately.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28Sorry, is the real truth of this story that you woke up and thought,
0:25:28 > 0:25:30"I can't be bothered", and went back to sleep again?
0:25:30 > 0:25:32LAUGHTER
0:25:32 > 0:25:34What do you think, Lee, is he telling the truth?
0:25:34 > 0:25:37I find it hard to believe that there is a sleeping bag that exists
0:25:37 > 0:25:40- that zips up all the way around. - It's a weird way to zip.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42- Guys, yeah, it... - All the way round?- Yeah!
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Lee, you're sitting there, saying you don't think it's possible
0:25:45 > 0:25:48to get a sleeping bag with a zip that goes all the way round?
0:25:48 > 0:25:50- You're missing the point. - I'm staggered by this.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Why can you not get a sleeping bag that zips all the way up the side,
0:25:53 > 0:25:55goes over the head and then just stops about here?
0:25:55 > 0:25:58- What's the benefit of it going all the way down to the bottom?- Warmth!
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Are you absolutely insane?
0:26:01 > 0:26:04How does that make it warmer, that it goes all...
0:26:04 > 0:26:05Because heat stays in!
0:26:05 > 0:26:10- No, but he means...- It stays in in my version because there's no gap at the side, you cretin!
0:26:10 > 0:26:13The zip goes up the side, it goes at the top,
0:26:13 > 0:26:16you open it like a book, but the bit in the middle is joined together!
0:26:16 > 0:26:18You get in, like a little sandwich-maker,
0:26:18 > 0:26:22it closes up again, you pop your head out the faceless coffin
0:26:22 > 0:26:25and then you zip it from the inside, like that! You don't need to go...
0:26:25 > 0:26:29- This is the most pointless conversation! - Is everyone following my version?
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- Imagine you're in a... - No, we've got to move on now, Rob.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34- Imagine you're... - LAUGHTER
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Are we saying this is truth, or a lie?
0:26:35 > 0:26:37- I'm saying it's a lie.- Lee! Lee!
0:26:37 > 0:26:39- You're saying it's the truth? - I think it's true.- We say it's true.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Right, you're in a tent, right? It's very cold.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Press your button. Is it truth, or a lie?
0:26:43 > 0:26:46- Don't do anything. I am in charge of this.- Press the button, Jordan!
0:26:46 > 0:26:49- You do it, that's it, you won't win anything.- Press the button, Jordan!
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Don't listen to him, press the button. Is it truth or a lie?
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Don't you dare!
0:26:54 > 0:26:55LAUGHTER
0:26:57 > 0:26:58Lee, zip it!
0:26:58 > 0:27:01All the way around, or just halfway?
0:27:01 > 0:27:02APPLAUSE
0:27:04 > 0:27:06What are you saying, Lee?
0:27:06 > 0:27:07- It is...- Not yet! Wait!
0:27:07 > 0:27:10- No, no! He'll go berserk.- I'm...
0:27:10 > 0:27:12His only role is to say when to press the button.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15That's right. It's what I do. It's what I do.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18- I think it's true. - You think it's true?
0:27:18 > 0:27:20- I think it's true.- Then we go true. - You're going to say true.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Jordan, was it the truth, or was it a lie?
0:27:22 > 0:27:24You can press it now.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27- LAUGHTER - No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!
0:27:27 > 0:27:28No, no, no, no, no!
0:27:28 > 0:27:30You don't tell him...
0:27:30 > 0:27:32- Well, I wasn't, really. - ..when to press it.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35- It's all right, it's all right. - No, no, that's not how it works.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37- Rob, I wasn't telling him. I wasn't telling him.- Right...
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Wait. I'm going back, I'm going to tell you again.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41LAUGHTER
0:27:41 > 0:27:42Oh, it's a lie. Sorry!
0:27:42 > 0:27:45- APPLAUSE - What he's done?!
0:27:45 > 0:27:46CHEERING
0:27:46 > 0:27:49- Oh, my God!- Sorry.
0:27:49 > 0:27:50Well, that's all we've time for
0:27:50 > 0:27:53on this special edition of Would I Lie To You?
0:27:53 > 0:27:54Thanks for watching. Goodnight.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE