Night on Film: An A-Z of the Dark

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0:00:23 > 0:00:28I'm off now in search of a denizen of darkness.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33CAT MIAOWS

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Being a night watchman,

0:00:37 > 0:00:41it's amazing the thoughts that pass through your mind.

0:00:49 > 0:00:56It is dark and gloomy out at night. It is dull and black and scary.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town.

0:01:23 > 0:01:27Upstairs and downstairs, in his night gown.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Tapping at the window, crying through the lock.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34Are the children in their beds? It's 7 o'clock.

0:01:34 > 0:01:39Wee Willie Winkie in this rhyme hadn't heard of our summer time,

0:01:39 > 0:01:45but really thoughtful parents know, children must sleep a lot to grow.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Although there's daylight till eleven,

0:01:47 > 0:01:49they should be in their beds by seven.

0:01:49 > 0:01:54Sleepy eyes and dragging feet spoil the finish of a treat.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57So parents kind, remember do,

0:01:57 > 0:02:01your children's health depends on you.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05When Wee Willie Winkie calls on you at night,

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Have the children in their beds, and tucked up tight.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15Every night when I go to sleep I have cheese for supper,

0:02:15 > 0:02:19and then it makes me dream because it lies on my chest.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22How do you know it's the cheese that does it?

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Because that's the only time I get nightmares.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27How do you think cheese can make you dream?

0:02:29 > 0:02:30Don't know.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33- Do you stop eating cheese?- No.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Why not?

0:02:36 > 0:02:40Because my mum doesn't cook anything else,

0:02:40 > 0:02:42except cheese on toast at night.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48It's the latest answer to insomnia,

0:02:48 > 0:02:51invented by three electronics engineers at Ruislip, Middlesex.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53An electronic teddy bear.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56From a box of electronic tricks still on the secrets list,

0:02:56 > 0:02:59air is pumped into it at the normal breathing rate of a human being,

0:02:59 > 0:03:01ten to 12 breaths a minute.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03The effect is to provide a cuddlesome toy

0:03:03 > 0:03:05whose rhythmically rising and falling chest

0:03:05 > 0:03:08helps slow your breathing rate down

0:03:08 > 0:03:10to the relaxed and steady rate of sleep.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Three-year-old Russell Fairbrass, son of one of the three inventors,

0:03:13 > 0:03:16finds it easier than counting sheep

0:03:16 > 0:03:19after a hectic session in the playpen.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27Only air is pumped in, so there's no danger of electric shocks.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29In fact, members of the medical profession

0:03:29 > 0:03:31predict a great future for the idea

0:03:31 > 0:03:34with invalids and elderly people as well as children.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38Not only sheep-counting, but drug-taking may on the way out now,

0:03:38 > 0:03:41thanks to the electronic teddy bear.

0:03:45 > 0:03:46BELLS RING

0:03:55 > 0:04:00Our night is their day, the time when they feed and fight and mate,

0:04:00 > 0:04:04and live out lives which we never see.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07High in the belfry, the first night animals start to stir.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11By human standards, bats are upside-down creatures.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Not only do they hang by their feet,

0:04:13 > 0:04:17they are active solely during the hours of darkness.

0:04:17 > 0:04:21They monitor their world with ears, not eyes.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23As dusk falls, they take to the wing.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51They're flying now all around my head.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54This cave, this particular part of it...

0:04:55 > 0:04:57make -

0:04:57 > 0:05:01the ammonia is really quite choking -

0:05:01 > 0:05:03makes a very perfect place for a home.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13This great dune is not a dune of sand.

0:05:16 > 0:05:21It's a dune of guano, of animal droppings of one kind and another.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22The entire surface of it

0:05:22 > 0:05:27is covered with a glistening, moving carpet of cockroaches.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32It's an extraordinary example of how prolific

0:05:32 > 0:05:35this part of Borneo can be,

0:05:35 > 0:05:39that it can support all this enormous colony of bats,

0:05:39 > 0:05:42and a huge demonstration, as impressive as I could imagine,

0:05:42 > 0:05:44of what a marvellous place

0:05:44 > 0:05:48some animals think a cave is in which to live.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52We found a colony of a different sort of bats.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55The giant fruit bat or flying fox.

0:05:57 > 0:06:02And here is one of these fruit bats, and with him is Mr Dolby,

0:06:02 > 0:06:04from the London Zoo, who looks after him.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Come on. How long have you had this one, Mr Dolby?

0:06:07 > 0:06:10This particular one we've had for the last nine year.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14- So they obviously do very well. - Very well indeed in captivity.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Shall we just hang him up? Flop over.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19That's fine!

0:06:19 > 0:06:23Now we'll turn him round so that people can see his face.

0:06:23 > 0:06:29Because a very foxy-looking face. So, just by a bit of... Whoops!

0:06:29 > 0:06:32..television trickery, to show you how foxy he is,

0:06:32 > 0:06:34we will turn him upside down.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38And now you can see what he looks like

0:06:38 > 0:06:44if he were the right way up, like any normal mammal.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Well, I think he's very nice, although actually,

0:06:47 > 0:06:49- I wouldn't keep him as a pet.- Why?

0:06:49 > 0:06:51He's got a bit of a smell on him.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54A lot of people say so, but I think that really applies to

0:06:54 > 0:06:57only the animal that's really run down.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01- Yes, it certainly...- It's pretty, really.- Well, yes, I suppose so.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05Every man to his taste. I'll let you keep him, I think.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Step in and see how, for the last quarter of a century,

0:07:30 > 0:07:32your coal was won.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35And how it is still won

0:07:35 > 0:07:37at two-thirds of the coal faces of Britain,

0:07:37 > 0:07:3924 hours round the clock.

0:07:49 > 0:07:54There's a comradeship there which I can't really define, you know.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57But it's there, you can feel it. You know.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00You feel a confidence in your fellow workers.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07- Hell, what a driver.- I bet you a dollar it's Albert.- I bet it is.

0:08:18 > 0:08:19What's it like?

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Everybody's the same, down the pit.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31You work with just a certain few men,

0:08:31 > 0:08:35and you work with them all the while, probably, for years in my case.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38You get to know these men, you talk about your home life

0:08:38 > 0:08:42and your social lives and that.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44And you're in a little world on your own.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48It's a dirty job. We all know that.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52I mean, you can't sit and eat your snap in the canteen or anything,

0:08:52 > 0:08:55you've got to sit and eat it where you are with dirty hands

0:08:55 > 0:08:56and all that sort of thing.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58No toilets, nothing like that.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02So I think myself, it's a pretty dirty job.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05You've got to make a seat out of anything that's lying around.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08You haven't got chairs or anything to sit on.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11You just pick a piece of wood up and put it down,

0:09:11 > 0:09:15you just sit there, everyone just sits around while they're eating,

0:09:15 > 0:09:18having a bit of chat, and carrying on and joking.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Right, chaps, knock off!

0:09:53 > 0:09:57Don McCullin is one of the world's most celebrated photographers.

0:09:57 > 0:09:58For the last 20 years,

0:09:58 > 0:10:03his photo essays have been a regular feature of our Sunday newspapers.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15I like to shoot pictures at night times and dusk

0:10:15 > 0:10:18because I think they have much more impact.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23And I feel that the whole thing is much more fiery and exciting,

0:10:23 > 0:10:25as opposed to sunshine, which I hate to shoot in.

0:10:28 > 0:10:34I do my own printing, because I can keep control of the whole thing.

0:10:34 > 0:10:39And I started off thinking my prints were like nobody else's prints.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41And I waste a lot of paper, I know,

0:10:41 > 0:10:44but when I'm printing in the darkroom, I just...

0:10:44 > 0:10:48my hand reaches out for paper and I expect it to be there.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51I'm just like a kind of glutton of a schoolboy with sweets,

0:10:51 > 0:10:53I don't care until the last one is gone

0:10:53 > 0:10:55and then I realise the last one is gone.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58There's no more paper, I've got to stop printing.

0:10:58 > 0:11:03But I think I can say that nobody can squeeze any more

0:11:03 > 0:11:08from a negative than what I've done, by the time I print it.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11And then sometimes I finish when it's dawn,

0:11:11 > 0:11:13and my hands are numb with the freezing cold water

0:11:13 > 0:11:15that you have to keep using.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18I know there's no turning back,

0:11:18 > 0:11:22I know there's no other occupation that I could settle down in.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26If I had to stop photography, for some reason or other,

0:11:26 > 0:11:29I just don't know what the hell I'd do with myself.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33I'm just no good at anything else in the world but taking pictures.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Mr Edison's best-known invention is, of course, the gramophone,

0:11:41 > 0:11:43but his discovery of the electric light bulb

0:11:43 > 0:11:46literally revolutionised the illumination of the world.

0:11:50 > 0:11:55The electrons bump the atoms, and make the filament first red hot

0:11:55 > 0:11:57and then white hot.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Now let's see how these bulbs are manufactured.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16This central stem is now complete and moves on to the next stage.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Here, the bulbs are introduced.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25And they are placed over the filament stems.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Later on, the bulbs are sealed off and after testing,

0:12:55 > 0:12:57they'll be ready for use.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Gerry Holmes prefers 40 watts.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05He finds 60 is a bit too sharp for his palate.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Our cameraman in Sydney accepted his invitation to dinner,

0:13:09 > 0:13:12but declined to share the meal.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22The mole.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Surprisingly common, yet hardly ever seen.

0:13:31 > 0:13:35In a private system of tunnels, the mole follows a secret life,

0:13:35 > 0:13:39spent in total darkness under the ground.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46Under this beech canopy,

0:13:46 > 0:13:48there are several families of badgers

0:13:48 > 0:13:50living in a complex of setts.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52We sat well away from the sett in a caravan.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55In the knowledge that we might see a complete family

0:13:55 > 0:13:58emerging from their sett to go about their nightly business.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01Or that we might see nothing at all.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03What we're doing out there

0:14:03 > 0:14:06is throwing infrared light onto our badger sett.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09You can see the light just up there in the top left-hand corner.

0:14:09 > 0:14:13Our cameras react to it and give us these pictures in the dark,

0:14:13 > 0:14:15and there is a badger.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18That is the first television picture, live, of a badger,

0:14:18 > 0:14:21ever seen on television through this unique system.

0:14:21 > 0:14:26And doing the watching and waiting with me are Phil Drabble,

0:14:26 > 0:14:29who a lot of you will know, and Chris Cheeseman,

0:14:29 > 0:14:31who's a zoologist with us.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33- Marvellous, isn't it, Phil? - Absolutely marvellous.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37I'd rather have a night's badger watching than a week's holiday.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40You can come for hours and hours and see nothing at all,

0:14:40 > 0:14:42and suddenly out of the blue,

0:14:42 > 0:14:45you get a badger come out like this, completely at ease.

0:14:46 > 0:14:51The wild red fox. Nocturnal and elusive.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55After a thousand night-long vigils,

0:14:55 > 0:14:59stalking with infrared binoculars in pursuit of a quarry

0:14:59 > 0:15:02of such legendary cunning, tonight, I'm in luck.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05I've trapped a fox and I've got to move fast.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11Hello, Jenny. Yeah, I've got one.

0:15:12 > 0:15:16'My wife Jenny is used to being got out of bed at three in the morning.

0:15:16 > 0:15:20'She has a touch of flu but, even so, the fox must come first.'

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Come on, son.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Hold the sack open.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28There we are, lovely boy.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30'I have to take care for, understandably,

0:15:30 > 0:15:34'the fox attaches low priority to the wellbeing of my fingers.'

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Yeah, get him in.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Have you got his mouth?

0:15:40 > 0:15:42- Have you got him?- Yeah, I've got him.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46'Fortunately, the rather crude but effective anaesthetic

0:15:46 > 0:15:49'will blur any memory of the incident.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53'Attached to this collar is a miniature radio

0:15:53 > 0:15:55'weighing only a few ounces.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57'It transmits continuous signals

0:15:57 > 0:16:01'that I can follow around the countryside.'

0:16:01 > 0:16:03There we go, son. It's all over.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07There we are. Come on. There we are.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Shrews.

0:16:17 > 0:16:22The young have their own particular way of ensuring they don't get lost.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09There are still 2,000 gas lamps in the London area

0:17:09 > 0:17:12but the 102 here in the Temple are the only ones

0:17:12 > 0:17:15turned on by the paraffin torch of a lamplighter.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18It adds a touch of old world elegance

0:17:18 > 0:17:20to an area already full of tradition.

0:17:20 > 0:17:26# He made the night a little brighter

0:17:26 > 0:17:30# Wherever he would go

0:17:30 > 0:17:36# The old lamplighter

0:17:36 > 0:17:40# Of long, long ago

0:17:40 > 0:17:46# His snowy hair was so much whiter

0:17:46 > 0:17:51# Beneath the candle glow

0:17:51 > 0:17:56# The old lamplighter

0:17:56 > 0:17:59# Of long, long ago. #

0:17:59 > 0:18:02'But the traditional image of the lamplighter -

0:18:02 > 0:18:04'a little old man with snowy hair -

0:18:04 > 0:18:06'doesn't exactly fit Ivan Ramnoth.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09'He was an insurance underwriter in Guyana

0:18:09 > 0:18:13'and had never seen a gas lamp until he emigrated to England.'

0:18:13 > 0:18:17- And how long have you been doing it? - 16 years now.- Every day for 16 years?

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Every day of the year, yes, unless I'm ill.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23- How do you manage holidays? - Someone else has to do it then.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Are you going to do this until you're old enough to retire?

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Yes, I'm accustomed to the job, I like the job

0:18:28 > 0:18:30and I shall continue until it's time to retire.

0:18:30 > 0:18:35# The old lamplighter

0:18:35 > 0:18:41- # Of long, long ago.- #

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Halloween, the bewitching eve,

0:18:58 > 0:19:01when any hobgoblin worth his salt

0:19:01 > 0:19:04is up to all sorts of magical mischief.

0:19:04 > 0:19:09When people a long time dead, they say, return to their old haunts.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11She's a Halloween witch.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14I wonder if you can guess what she's made out of.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Her face is, in fact, a plastic lemon

0:19:16 > 0:19:21and this very witch-like looking hair is the top of a mop.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23You need a plastic lemon.

0:19:23 > 0:19:28Make a small hole big enough to push through the end of a dish mop.

0:19:29 > 0:19:33Tiny little bits of sticky-backed plastic.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38Yes, I've just about got them in the right place.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43Draw the shape of the arms and the skirt.

0:19:44 > 0:19:48And the hands are made with felt again.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Put a little bit of glue round here and just inside the dress.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58And there you are, you've got your witch.

0:19:58 > 0:20:02And you can make a wizard as well. You make it exactly the same way.

0:20:02 > 0:20:06Instead of a broomstick, you've got a wand. There you are.

0:20:06 > 0:20:10"Hello, cast a spell again. Ha-ha! I won! I won!"

0:20:19 > 0:20:24- Tell us how long you sleep every day.- An average of an hour a night.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27What do you do with your spare time?

0:20:27 > 0:20:30I'm always writing or reading or painting or sewing

0:20:30 > 0:20:33or knitting or crocheting.

0:20:33 > 0:20:37- Do you not feel tired? - No, I never feel tired.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40I have been sleeping for 15 minutes a night maximum

0:20:40 > 0:20:42since I was about 16 years old.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45Over 30 years now.

0:20:46 > 0:20:51I don't need sleep. I don't like sleeping.

0:20:51 > 0:20:55And even the 15 minutes I sleep now I rather begrudge.

0:20:55 > 0:21:01If you take into account my inability to sleep,

0:21:01 > 0:21:04and most people would call that a horrifying thought,

0:21:04 > 0:21:06to me it's a wonderful thought.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09It means I get two whole lives to everybody's one.

0:21:09 > 0:21:14This has had a tremendous affect on my life, this non-sleeping.

0:21:14 > 0:21:18I mean, I was operating during the war. I was flying.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21I was always able to wake the crews up in my squadron,

0:21:21 > 0:21:24any time they needed to be woken up.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Two, three, four in the morning, it didn't matter.

0:21:26 > 0:21:30Would you like to sleep like other people for eight hours a day?

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Well, it would...

0:21:34 > 0:21:40..it would be cheaper because I have to burn electricity during the night.

0:21:40 > 0:21:45That's the only reason. No, I don't see any reason to want to sleep.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47I think it's a frightful waste of time.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS

0:21:56 > 0:22:00London's rhythm enthusiasts of all ages put on their zoot suits

0:22:00 > 0:22:01and go to town.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03To be precise, Oxford Street.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06A normally sedate restaurant surrenders its dignity

0:22:06 > 0:22:10to the excitement of the dancers and the music of Humphrey Lyttelton.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS

0:22:44 > 0:22:47It's good fun and good exercise.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50Rhythm is the only stimulus as drinks are strictly non-alcoholic.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Mid evening, and the known world of the youth club and the pub

0:22:55 > 0:22:58and the cafe and the cinema is in full swing.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04# Me and my brother was going to town

0:23:04 > 0:23:06# Sing away ladies, sing away

0:23:06 > 0:23:08# Riding a billy goat and leading a hound

0:23:08 > 0:23:10# Sing away ladies, sing away

0:23:10 > 0:23:14# Hound dog bark, billy goat jump... #

0:23:18 > 0:23:22# Don't you rock me, daddy-o, don't you rock me, daddy-o

0:23:22 > 0:23:27# Don't you rock me, daddy-o, don't you rock me, daddy-o. #

0:23:29 > 0:23:32LOUD KNOCKS

0:23:34 > 0:23:36DOG BARKS

0:23:44 > 0:23:46Nearly morning. It's gone colder.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49Already the knocker-up is moving briskly down the streets,

0:23:49 > 0:23:53rattling on the windows of his sleeping customers.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56I asked him why the knocker-up still flourished.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59After all, I said, there are plenty of alarm clocks.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Oh, there's plenty of alarm clocks,

0:24:01 > 0:24:03but they don't trust them, that's all.

0:24:03 > 0:24:07An alarm clock is not a human being. An alarm clock can break down.

0:24:07 > 0:24:11- But you can break down too.- Ah, but if I break down, I have my brother.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11The night of the harvest moon.

0:25:11 > 0:25:15The fat silver moon that shines on the golden fields of September

0:25:15 > 0:25:17and illuminates the mysterious activities

0:25:17 > 0:25:20of people who move in the night.

0:25:20 > 0:25:24People like this, setting out on some dark business

0:25:24 > 0:25:27which has led them to the banks of a West Country chalk stream.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29We're keeping up an old country tradition

0:25:29 > 0:25:31by going out on the night of the harvest moon

0:25:31 > 0:25:34in search of fresh water crayfish.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37The nets are swung into the water on a forked stick

0:25:37 > 0:25:41and left there lying on the bottom, long enough, so it's said,

0:25:41 > 0:25:44for a man to drink a pint of beer in comfort.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47Then it's only a matter of filling the bucket.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Having caught your crayfish,

0:25:49 > 0:25:53the country custom on the night of the harvest moon is to have a feast.

0:25:53 > 0:25:58Crayfish with the traditional accompaniments of hot parsley sauce,

0:25:58 > 0:26:02home-made bread, farmed butter and kegs of cider

0:26:02 > 0:26:05are followed by creamy Cheddar cheese.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07And that's the proper way to cook them -

0:26:07 > 0:26:11in an iron fish kettle of salted water over a camp fire in the open.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16I believe that this nation should commit itself

0:26:16 > 0:26:20to achieving the goal, before this decade is out,

0:26:20 > 0:26:23of landing a man on the moon and returning him safely to the Earth.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30I think that each one of us carries his own impression

0:26:30 > 0:26:32of what he's seen today.

0:26:32 > 0:26:38I know my own impression is that it's a vast, lonely,

0:26:38 > 0:26:40forbidding expanse of nothing.

0:26:40 > 0:26:44- Well, Patrick Moore, what did you think of that?- Quite incredible.

0:26:44 > 0:26:48One thing we've got to bear in mind, they were magnificent pictures.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51I'm not going to say they show more detail than the orbiters,

0:26:51 > 0:26:54but people were seeing them direct for the first time,

0:26:54 > 0:26:56this was bound to add to our knowledge.

0:26:58 > 0:27:02- 'OK, engines stopped. We've had shut down.- We copy you down, Eagle.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05'Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed.'

0:27:05 > 0:27:07THEY CHEER

0:27:08 > 0:27:12# I was strolling on the moon one day

0:27:12 > 0:27:16# In the merry, merry month of December. #

0:27:16 > 0:27:19- No, May.- May, that's right.

0:27:22 > 0:27:27This is perfect with the rover and you and the old flag.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34Oh, this is going to be some kind of different ride.

0:27:54 > 0:28:00# Night clubbing, night clubbing

0:28:00 > 0:28:05# We're what's happening. #

0:28:05 > 0:28:09- There's a tiny one around here somewhere.- A tiny one?

0:28:09 > 0:28:14- Is that an official name?- A micro. - Oh, a micro. I've heard of them.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17- They're unidentifiable. - That's right, yes.

0:28:17 > 0:28:20- Troublesome one. - That's a Powdered Quaker.

0:28:20 > 0:28:23A Powdered Quaker, get that for a name.

0:28:23 > 0:28:27A lot of these names, Victorian clergy named these moths

0:28:27 > 0:28:30and, of course, some of the names are absolutely gorgeous.

0:28:30 > 0:28:33- Lots of Quakers.- Lots of Quakers.

0:28:33 > 0:28:35And things like the Hebrew Character.

0:28:35 > 0:28:40- There's even a True Lover's Knot. - True Lover's Knot?

0:28:40 > 0:28:43Was that a vicar's? I don't think a vicar named that one. Surely not.

0:28:45 > 0:28:49- Ooh, what's this?- This is one called a Great Prominent. It's very worn.

0:28:49 > 0:28:52- You see the edges of the wings? - Yes, I do.

0:28:52 > 0:28:55- Does that mean it's old or what? - Been out quite a long time, yeah.

0:28:55 > 0:28:59- And what would be old for a moth? - One of these, a matter of weeks.

0:28:59 > 0:29:01Not more than five weeks.

0:29:01 > 0:29:04- Some overwinter, as adults, they actually hibernate.- Yeah.

0:29:04 > 0:29:06So they last several months,

0:29:06 > 0:29:09but the majority of them it's just a matter of a few weeks.

0:29:09 > 0:29:11Really? That's sad, that, isn't it?

0:29:29 > 0:29:32For more than two million people in this country,

0:29:32 > 0:29:35night work is a matter of necessity.

0:29:35 > 0:29:37In steel towns like Sheffield and Rotherham,

0:29:37 > 0:29:40there is a century-old tradition of working round the clock.

0:29:40 > 0:29:43Men and their families have accepted for generations

0:29:43 > 0:29:46that this is the way wages are earned here.

0:29:46 > 0:29:49That it's night work that pays the rent

0:29:49 > 0:29:51and leaves a bit over for the HP on the television.

0:29:51 > 0:29:55Now more and more industries demand continuous working,

0:29:55 > 0:29:57need round-the-clock production.

0:29:57 > 0:30:02Machinery is too expensive to lie idle while men lie in bed.

0:30:02 > 0:30:05The answer - more night people.

0:30:05 > 0:30:08The problem - how to turn your life upside down without ill effect.

0:30:15 > 0:30:19I start at ten o'clock at night and finish at seven in the morning.

0:30:19 > 0:30:24Seven days on and seven off. There's floor polishing,

0:30:24 > 0:30:29damp dusting, mopping, vaccing, sinks.

0:30:29 > 0:30:34Besides cleaning vomit and blood and whatever else falls there

0:30:34 > 0:30:36on the floor!

0:30:37 > 0:30:40A woollen mill,

0:30:40 > 0:30:43and these men working through the night are rat-catchers.

0:30:57 > 0:30:58He's here. Skiddle-up!

0:31:01 > 0:31:06Grab him, grab him. That's it. Finish him off, you lot.

0:31:06 > 0:31:07Aye, she's done him.

0:31:07 > 0:31:12I don't think I am supposed to really, in my contract, mop it up.

0:31:12 > 0:31:14I think nursing staff's supposed to clean it,

0:31:14 > 0:31:19but the simple reason, a domestic's on there to clean,

0:31:19 > 0:31:22so, if I aren't there to clean blood up,

0:31:22 > 0:31:26it's a waste of time me being there anyway.

0:31:26 > 0:31:28So we all work as a team on there.

0:31:28 > 0:31:32Nothing goes without one another so I automatically do it.

0:31:44 > 0:31:47You've got to do all your shunting on a night time,

0:31:47 > 0:31:51when your long haul's on a night time with the flight times,

0:31:51 > 0:31:52to get them through, you see.

0:31:55 > 0:31:58On its own, 12.

0:32:08 > 0:32:12You know, being a night watchman,

0:32:12 > 0:32:15it's amazing the thoughts that pass through your mind

0:32:15 > 0:32:18here alone in the factory at night.

0:32:23 > 0:32:29Sometimes I think the factory is like a huge ship.

0:32:29 > 0:32:33A great golden ship rushing through the night,

0:32:33 > 0:32:36and I, inside in safety.

0:32:39 > 0:32:42I like coming. I like nights. It's quieter, for me.

0:32:44 > 0:32:48I see more of the kids than what I did when I worked days.

0:32:48 > 0:32:52You're your own boss. You've got to work on your own initiative.

0:32:52 > 0:32:54I like that.

0:32:57 > 0:32:59OWL HOOTS

0:33:20 > 0:33:23CHILD: The wind is whistling through the tree tops.

0:33:27 > 0:33:33I hear the hooting of an owl high up in the tree tops.

0:33:37 > 0:33:39It is dark and gloomy out at night.

0:33:39 > 0:33:44It is dull and black and scary.

0:34:40 > 0:34:43A very ordinary-looking council house, but don't be deceived.

0:34:43 > 0:34:48When night falls and the moon is bright, it takes on an evil air.

0:34:48 > 0:34:51It's inhabited by a lady in white, a nun,

0:34:51 > 0:34:55and a tall man in a black cape with a gold choker.

0:34:55 > 0:34:57The householder, Mrs Joyce Bowles,

0:34:57 > 0:35:00gets so nervy that she sleeps with her friend Bridget

0:35:00 > 0:35:05when her husband is away working nights on the railway.

0:35:05 > 0:35:09Bridget's willingly demonstrated some of the ghosts' antics.

0:35:09 > 0:35:12This thing starts creaking.

0:35:12 > 0:35:16I didn't know what it was in the beginning, but I worked out

0:35:16 > 0:35:21it's the door trying to open, which it eventually does, like this.

0:35:21 > 0:35:26And then it starts moving like this,

0:35:26 > 0:35:27and these things fly out.

0:35:31 > 0:35:33It must be very frightening?

0:35:33 > 0:35:36Well, it was in the beginning but I got used to it.

0:35:36 > 0:35:39After a while, they take off.

0:35:41 > 0:35:44I mean, I can be laying in bed and I'm touched.

0:35:44 > 0:35:48Something just comes up and touches me with their hands.

0:35:48 > 0:35:52- Touches you?- It touches me as though they're trying to wake me up.

0:35:52 > 0:35:56So then one night, or several nights running it happened,

0:35:56 > 0:36:00that Joyce says, "Bridget!"

0:36:00 > 0:36:03And I look across and this mattress lifts itself up

0:36:03 > 0:36:07and tilts Joyce towards me which is rather alarming.

0:36:07 > 0:36:11I have slung my leg and one arm across trying to hold it down,

0:36:11 > 0:36:13which is quite a job.

0:36:13 > 0:36:15After that, we hear seven knocks.

0:36:15 > 0:36:16SHE KNOCKS

0:36:16 > 0:36:20- Seven knocks?- Always seven, which means it's the end of it.

0:36:20 > 0:36:25One night I got out of bed and got back in, and all of a sudden

0:36:25 > 0:36:27this heavy breathing started and it sort of went...

0:36:27 > 0:36:30SHE BREATHES HEAVILY

0:36:30 > 0:36:31You see?

0:36:31 > 0:36:35And the next thing I noticed was a rustling,

0:36:35 > 0:36:37something settling on my head.

0:36:37 > 0:36:41And Joyce must have looked up and she said, "Oh, my dolly!"

0:36:41 > 0:36:47And this one had flown from here and settled on my head.

0:36:47 > 0:36:48Does it frighten you?

0:36:48 > 0:36:51How do you feel about all these guests in your house?

0:36:51 > 0:36:56Well, I'm not going to say I'm never afraid, because I am.

0:36:56 > 0:37:00But I have been told that wherever I move, it can move with me.

0:37:00 > 0:37:02- So there's no point getting out of the house?- No.

0:37:02 > 0:37:06Where the nun fits into the picture nobody seems to know.

0:37:06 > 0:37:08And why the ghost should wish to interfere with

0:37:08 > 0:37:13Mrs Bowles' bedside cabinet in her 1919 council house

0:37:13 > 0:37:14is anybody's guess.

0:37:24 > 0:37:31I'm off now in search of a denizen of darkness.

0:37:31 > 0:37:33Somewhere underneath the bushes,

0:37:33 > 0:37:37the old slug hunter is lurking.

0:37:39 > 0:37:43'The hedgehog is still very much a creature of the night

0:37:43 > 0:37:45'but it's too big to hide in the leaf litter.

0:37:45 > 0:37:50'That makes it vulnerable to attack from animals like foxes.

0:37:50 > 0:37:54'To make up for this, its hairs have become a cloak of prickles.'

0:37:58 > 0:38:03And if it thinks it's in real danger, it's got a special trick.

0:38:09 > 0:38:14'The hedgehog will stay an impregnable spiny ball like this

0:38:14 > 0:38:17'until it decides that danger has passed.'

0:38:26 > 0:38:29How many prickles does a hedgehog have?

0:38:29 > 0:38:33That's not a riddle. I mean it. How many?

0:38:33 > 0:38:406,000. I mean, not exactly, but about 6,000.

0:38:40 > 0:38:45And they change them over a period of 18 months. Not all at once of course.

0:38:45 > 0:38:49You can't have bald hedgehogs running around, can you?

0:38:49 > 0:38:53'But one thing is guaranteed to make a male hedgehog drop his guard.

0:38:53 > 0:38:56'The promise of an amorous liaison.

0:38:58 > 0:39:01'If you're outside on a spring evening,

0:39:01 > 0:39:05'you may be lucky enough to witness an extraordinary sight.'

0:39:21 > 0:39:25You might think that having a coat of spines on your back

0:39:25 > 0:39:27would be something of a handicap

0:39:27 > 0:39:31when it comes to the intimacies of courtship, and indeed,

0:39:31 > 0:39:36classical naturalists thought that hedgehogs actually mated

0:39:36 > 0:39:38belly to belly.

0:39:38 > 0:39:41'But it does seem that the old joke that asks,

0:39:41 > 0:39:44'"How do hedgehogs mate?" was right all along.

0:39:44 > 0:39:47'The answer is, of course, with great care.'

0:39:51 > 0:39:55Something we see almost every day yet rarely notice until it's dark.

0:39:55 > 0:39:57So small, we pass over it without a thought.

0:39:57 > 0:40:00Percy Shaw invented the cat's eye.

0:40:05 > 0:40:09Who'd have thought of putting glass in the road to run over,

0:40:09 > 0:40:13- 40 years ago? Eh? - Well, you did, didn't you?

0:40:13 > 0:40:16Well, I gave them plenty of protection.

0:40:16 > 0:40:19One night, driving back in the dark and fog,

0:40:19 > 0:40:21after he'd had a few, let's be honest,

0:40:21 > 0:40:24he noticed two little points of light in the road

0:40:24 > 0:40:27and he stopped to see what they were.

0:40:27 > 0:40:30He quickly realised it must have just been a cat,

0:40:30 > 0:40:33but he also realised that, if he hadn't stopped,

0:40:33 > 0:40:36he'd have driven off the edge and into a valley.

0:40:36 > 0:40:38That was his eureka moment.

0:40:42 > 0:40:44And this was the result.

0:40:44 > 0:40:47And it's genius, frankly.

0:41:02 > 0:41:07Not only does it light the road ahead, it also maintains itself.

0:41:07 > 0:41:09This base bit, that's a piece of cast iron,

0:41:09 > 0:41:11that will essentially last forever.

0:41:11 > 0:41:16The eyes themselves are fitted into this easily replaced rubber bit

0:41:16 > 0:41:18and every time a vehicle drives over it,

0:41:18 > 0:41:20the cat's eyes get a little wipe.

0:41:20 > 0:41:22It's brilliant.

0:41:53 > 0:41:57The starling, probably not most people's favourite bird.

0:41:59 > 0:42:01A bit of a bully on the bird table,

0:42:01 > 0:42:06and yet I reckon starlings are responsible

0:42:06 > 0:42:12for one of the most mesmerising spectacles in the whole of nature.

0:42:18 > 0:42:23I'd say there's at least 4,000 birds up there at the moment.

0:42:23 > 0:42:26And still they keep coming.

0:42:29 > 0:42:31I feel like I ought to be conducting them.

0:42:32 > 0:42:35All together...

0:42:36 > 0:42:38It's the shapes though.

0:42:38 > 0:42:41I know it's the obvious thing to say,

0:42:41 > 0:42:44but just watch how these shapes change.

0:43:05 > 0:43:10And down they go. Cascading down.

0:43:11 > 0:43:13The waterfall.

0:43:35 > 0:43:37Who'd have thought it, eh?

0:43:37 > 0:43:40If somebody said to me,

0:43:40 > 0:43:43"What are the most memorable creatures you've seen?

0:43:43 > 0:43:47"Is it lions, or sharks, or elephants...?"

0:43:47 > 0:43:51And I'd say...starlings.

0:43:53 > 0:43:57Just one little mushroom left.

0:43:57 > 0:44:00Like a parachute, nearly all down.

0:44:12 > 0:44:18The paraffin vaporises, goes up through into the burner head,

0:44:18 > 0:44:22and comes out at the mantle as a vapour.

0:44:22 > 0:44:27You simply light the vapour, and...

0:44:27 > 0:44:31up the light comes, one big white ball of light.

0:44:43 > 0:44:46I think to myself, hundreds of years ago,

0:44:46 > 0:44:48all ship's masters saw that very same light,

0:44:48 > 0:44:53from that very same lens, from those very same oil burners.

0:44:58 > 0:45:05- Roger, time to get up.- I don't mind. - I'm still searching for fog.- Yeah.

0:45:05 > 0:45:08Bring up some testing charges when you come up, all right?

0:45:08 > 0:45:11- OK, mate. On my way.- Cheers.

0:45:18 > 0:45:23Occasionally, when it's a wet and dirty, foggy night

0:45:23 > 0:45:25and you're operating the fog signal,

0:45:25 > 0:45:27this I do not like doing.

0:45:27 > 0:45:31You're up on the lantern, all the watch,

0:45:31 > 0:45:33especially of a middle watch.

0:45:33 > 0:45:36As I said, it's thick fog, or misty rain,

0:45:36 > 0:45:40you have to go round the gallery every ten minutes

0:45:40 > 0:45:42and hang up your charges,

0:45:42 > 0:45:46the rain running off the glazing, down the back of your neck,

0:45:46 > 0:45:50you're feeling thoroughly wet through, cold,

0:45:50 > 0:45:51this I do not enjoy doing.

0:45:51 > 0:45:54CLOCK DINGS

0:45:54 > 0:45:56LOUD BANG

0:45:57 > 0:46:00But it's got to be done.

0:46:00 > 0:46:03There again, I feel a slight sense of achievement.

0:46:03 > 0:46:05I think to myself,

0:46:05 > 0:46:08"Well, if I hadn't done this, a ship might come in pretty close,

0:46:08 > 0:46:10"and hit the rocks

0:46:10 > 0:46:14"if it hadn't been for me operating that signal and warning him

0:46:14 > 0:46:15- "that we're here." - CLOCK DINGS

0:46:15 > 0:46:18LOUD BANG

0:46:18 > 0:46:22My wife has often asked me what it's like at Bishop.

0:46:22 > 0:46:24I try to explain to her

0:46:24 > 0:46:26but somehow, she says, "I don't understand."

0:46:26 > 0:46:30I try to tell her that it's like home to me,

0:46:30 > 0:46:34but she says, "Your home is here, not on the Bishop."

0:46:34 > 0:46:35But it isn't really.

0:46:35 > 0:46:37My home is on the Bishop.

0:46:37 > 0:46:40After all, I spend two-thirds of the year here,

0:46:40 > 0:46:43so obviously the Bishop is my home. It's got to be.

0:46:58 > 0:47:00Some of the big gang boys. Look at 'em!

0:47:00 > 0:47:02All done no good on last week's pools,

0:47:02 > 0:47:05so they're back to heaving dirty big rails about in the tunnels.

0:47:05 > 0:47:08Yes, while you're pressing the mattress

0:47:08 > 0:47:10there's me and 1,119 others like me

0:47:10 > 0:47:12hard at it, down the hole.

0:47:12 > 0:47:15There's a lot of that in London's underground.

0:47:15 > 0:47:16130 miles of hole.

0:47:16 > 0:47:18And this is me in it.

0:47:18 > 0:47:22Jack Bedwell. Section ganger on routine inspection.

0:47:22 > 0:47:25Rails, cables, foreign bodies,

0:47:25 > 0:47:28lights, brackets... the last nut and bolt.

0:47:28 > 0:47:31- NEWSREEL ANNOUNCER: - 'They are the fluffers.

0:47:31 > 0:47:34'The charladies of the underground.

0:47:34 > 0:47:37'Into the cavernous blackness of the twisting tunnels,

0:47:37 > 0:47:40'between the rails which link station to station,

0:47:40 > 0:47:43'office to home, the fluffers march each midnight.

0:47:46 > 0:47:50'While London dreams, knives and brush clean the lines

0:47:50 > 0:47:52'that will carry tomorrow's traffic.

0:47:52 > 0:47:53'Like glow worms,

0:47:53 > 0:47:57'night by night the fluffers wash behind the ears of

0:47:57 > 0:47:59'the 90 miles of London's tube track.

0:48:03 > 0:48:06'Yes, these are the fluffers.

0:48:06 > 0:48:07'People of another world

0:48:07 > 0:48:11'who see the sunshine only for a fleeting hour each day.

0:48:20 > 0:48:24Highgate Cemetery, officially opened in 1839,

0:48:24 > 0:48:28was once described as the most beautiful resting place in London.

0:48:28 > 0:48:29In the last few years,

0:48:29 > 0:48:33vandals stalking around the overgrown tombs

0:48:33 > 0:48:35have done over £9,000 worth of damage.

0:48:35 > 0:48:37But to general foreman of the gravediggers,

0:48:37 > 0:48:40William Law, who has worked here 23 years,

0:48:40 > 0:48:43it's worsened an already harrowing job.

0:48:43 > 0:48:44Down this part here,

0:48:44 > 0:48:46there's two tombs broken into.

0:48:46 > 0:48:48One on the left hand side here,

0:48:48 > 0:48:50the doors were broken open,

0:48:50 > 0:48:53the coffin was half pulled over, and a big iron stake

0:48:53 > 0:48:56was stuck through, into the coffin.

0:48:56 > 0:48:59These indications of a black ritualism at work

0:48:59 > 0:49:02aroused the curiosity of Sean Manchester,

0:49:02 > 0:49:0526-year-old president of the British Occult Society,

0:49:05 > 0:49:08an organisation that practises the art of white magic,

0:49:08 > 0:49:10the combat of evil.

0:49:11 > 0:49:16Our first report indicated that there may be a vampire

0:49:16 > 0:49:18in Highgate Cemetery.

0:49:19 > 0:49:22A spectre was seen at that gate there,

0:49:22 > 0:49:25appearing to come from here,

0:49:25 > 0:49:27which leads to the catacombs.

0:49:27 > 0:49:30A former associate of Mr Manchester,

0:49:30 > 0:49:33Alan Farront, who used to own this tobacconist's shop in Highgate,

0:49:33 > 0:49:36decided to pay a midnight visit to the cemetery

0:49:36 > 0:49:38to combat the vampire once and for all.

0:49:41 > 0:49:43He armed himself with a cross and stake

0:49:43 > 0:49:47and crouched between the tombstones, waiting.

0:49:48 > 0:49:50Have you ever seen this vampire?

0:49:50 > 0:49:52I have seen it, yes.

0:49:52 > 0:49:56I saw it last February, and I saw it on two occasions.

0:49:56 > 0:49:58What was it like?

0:49:58 > 0:50:01It took the form of a tall, grey figure,

0:50:01 > 0:50:02about eight feet tall,

0:50:02 > 0:50:06and it seemed to glide off the path without making any noise.

0:50:06 > 0:50:12The only certain way of destroying an undead...

0:50:14 > 0:50:18..is by driving a wooden stake, like the one I have here,

0:50:18 > 0:50:22straight through the heart with one blow.

0:50:22 > 0:50:26I think they're nutcases, actually. That's my opinion.

0:50:26 > 0:50:28I've worked here all night long.

0:50:28 > 0:50:30All day long, all night long - I've never seen nothing,

0:50:30 > 0:50:32so I don't see why they should.

0:50:32 > 0:50:35This time, when it started - this vampire business -

0:50:35 > 0:50:38in the evening time, there's 100-odd people outside the gates

0:50:38 > 0:50:41and they was all trying to climb over the walls

0:50:41 > 0:50:43and one person said they saw a horrible grey thing

0:50:43 > 0:50:46wriggling down the road. All this bloody nonsense.

0:50:46 > 0:50:47The best thing to do,

0:50:47 > 0:50:52if we could catch one of these people, to stop this nonsense, is to

0:50:52 > 0:50:54put him in one of these tombs and leave him there all night.

0:50:54 > 0:50:56See if in fact he can find a vampire.

0:50:57 > 0:51:02Satan, get ye behind me and be gone from this place forever.

0:51:03 > 0:51:07AIR RAID SIREN

0:51:07 > 0:51:11EXPLOSIONS

0:51:11 > 0:51:13Royal Air Force observers

0:51:13 > 0:51:16tell us that the blackout in Britain at night is pretty good,

0:51:16 > 0:51:18but in the morning it's not so good,

0:51:18 > 0:51:20although it's every bit as important.

0:51:20 > 0:51:24Take this house in the suburbs, the house of a well-known Mr Twerp.

0:51:24 > 0:51:26He switches on a lamp when he wakes up,

0:51:26 > 0:51:30forgetting that he removed the blackout before he went to sleep.

0:51:30 > 0:51:33When he gets up, he wanders from room to room, reading the paper

0:51:33 > 0:51:34and waking the butler

0:51:34 > 0:51:37and one thing and another, and the result outside is simply appalling.

0:51:37 > 0:51:39Mr and Mrs Twerp are particularly liable

0:51:39 > 0:51:41to forget the back of the house.

0:51:41 > 0:51:43A light from the kitchen can be seen in the sky

0:51:43 > 0:51:45just as easily as one in the front.

0:51:45 > 0:51:48Another point in the blackout occurs on the way to the office.

0:51:48 > 0:51:51Mr Twerp decides to have a blackout on the old bike.

0:51:51 > 0:51:53He forgets that because he can see,

0:51:53 > 0:51:55he may not be visible to others until the last moment.

0:51:55 > 0:51:59It's a good job we're not all Twerps, isn't it?

0:52:08 > 0:52:12The lights blaze and dance. A city with her make-up on,

0:52:12 > 0:52:15and in the side streets that criss-cross their devious ways

0:52:15 > 0:52:17behind the arteries of light, and in the alleys

0:52:17 > 0:52:21where the lamps are low, the clubs and the easy-money joints,

0:52:21 > 0:52:25the fashionable nightspots, as proud of their respectability

0:52:25 > 0:52:27as a girl of her first mink.

0:52:27 > 0:52:30The all-night cafes and the nude shows.

0:52:30 > 0:52:32Soho.

0:52:32 > 0:52:36Life after dark with an enamelled gloss and the cracks showing,

0:52:36 > 0:52:41garish, gay, avaricious and a little sleazy at the edges.

0:52:47 > 0:52:49Don't copy this technique, girls,

0:52:49 > 0:52:52unless you've got central heating in your bedroom.

0:52:54 > 0:52:58- Are you ever nude when you're stripped? Completely nude?- No, no.

0:52:58 > 0:53:02- Never?- No.- Would you ever be? - No, I don't think so, no.

0:53:02 > 0:53:04Midnight.

0:53:04 > 0:53:07Annette Wilson is 20 and a trained dancer,

0:53:07 > 0:53:11but at 20, dancing doesn't pay as much as stripping.

0:53:11 > 0:53:16She's married, works four clubs at once, does up to 50 shows a shift.

0:53:16 > 0:53:19To keep her schedule, she runs from club to club in Soho,

0:53:19 > 0:53:21dresses and undresses with the expediency

0:53:21 > 0:53:24of a fireman answering an alarm.

0:53:27 > 0:53:302:00am and home to husband Colin,

0:53:30 > 0:53:34a poet, painter and designer of Aztec jewellery.

0:53:34 > 0:53:38- So why does she work, and why as a stripper?- Um...

0:53:38 > 0:53:40The money. You know?

0:53:41 > 0:53:45Colin and I were broke and we were talking about it,

0:53:45 > 0:53:49and since I can dance and I have a bit of ballet,

0:53:49 > 0:53:52I just decided, well, you know, why not?

0:53:52 > 0:53:54- Do you enjoy it?- No.

0:53:55 > 0:53:57It's a job,

0:53:57 > 0:53:58and that's all. You know?

0:54:03 > 0:54:07Then we cut a line to the centre.

0:54:07 > 0:54:10And then bend it round, and that has to be stuck, then,

0:54:10 > 0:54:12and covered in material.

0:54:12 > 0:54:17Having done that, now we have an almost finished one.

0:54:17 > 0:54:21All that's left to do is to make it stick to me.

0:54:23 > 0:54:27Now, the way I usually do my tassels

0:54:27 > 0:54:30is to start with them both going to the right,

0:54:30 > 0:54:33so that way,

0:54:33 > 0:54:36and then one at a time,

0:54:36 > 0:54:37and then the other,

0:54:37 > 0:54:39outside,

0:54:39 > 0:54:41and then in reverse, with them both together.

0:54:41 > 0:54:45It's the initial shoulder movement that starts them off, I find,

0:54:45 > 0:54:48but it's rather difficult to explain. It just seems to happen.

0:54:51 > 0:54:52That way.

0:54:52 > 0:54:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:54:55 > 0:54:56Hi!

0:54:56 > 0:54:58# Come on, come on!

0:54:58 > 0:55:00# Come on, come on!

0:55:00 > 0:55:04# Come on, come on, come on... #

0:55:04 > 0:55:06It's no good starting off too crude,

0:55:06 > 0:55:10because women certainly don't like it crude.

0:55:19 > 0:55:22CHEERING

0:55:29 > 0:55:33If you didn't do the strip at the end of the evening, there's no way

0:55:33 > 0:55:36you'd get out the door alive, and it's as easy as that.

0:55:36 > 0:55:39# Do you wanna touch? Yeah! #

0:55:39 > 0:55:42- SHE SQUEALS - # Yeah, yeah... #

0:55:42 > 0:55:44# Do you wanna touch? Yeah!

0:55:44 > 0:55:46# Do you wanna touch? Yeah!

0:55:46 > 0:55:49# Do you wanna touch... #

0:55:49 > 0:55:54- CHANTING:- Off! Off! Off! Off!

0:55:55 > 0:55:58POLICE SIREN

0:56:10 > 0:56:12Good morning, sir. Just a routine check.

0:56:12 > 0:56:16- Can you tell me where you're going? - The bakery. I'm going to work.

0:56:21 > 0:56:25The first one comes in, puts the lights on, of course,

0:56:25 > 0:56:27and puts the ovens on.

0:56:29 > 0:56:32And then he puts the first mixing on,

0:56:32 > 0:56:34which takes about 20 minutes to mix.

0:57:00 > 0:57:02And then puts it through the machine,

0:57:02 > 0:57:05in one-pound loaves and two-pound loaves.

0:57:05 > 0:57:10And then by the time he's done that, the oven is up to its temperature

0:57:10 > 0:57:12and then we can start baking.

0:57:21 > 0:57:24Most of our customers, now, are used to...

0:57:24 > 0:57:27When they buy it, it's still warm and fresh,

0:57:27 > 0:57:29and still steaming a little bit.

0:57:29 > 0:57:33People aren't so daft today, in that when they do buy things,

0:57:33 > 0:57:36they like to feel them, and if they're not fresh,

0:57:36 > 0:57:37they will complain about it,

0:57:37 > 0:57:41so that's why we make ours fresh every day.

0:58:07 > 0:58:09DOG BARKING

0:58:47 > 0:58:50CAT MIAOWING

0:58:50 > 0:58:52DOG BARKING

0:58:53 > 0:58:55CRICKETS CHIRRUPING

0:58:55 > 0:58:58FOOTSTEPS

0:58:59 > 0:59:02OWL HOOTING

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