0:00:24 > 0:00:27'It's the series finale, and on set,
0:00:27 > 0:00:30'the cast are getting patched up and ready for action.'
0:00:33 > 0:00:37This is a really exciting moment, the emotional and practical climax
0:00:37 > 0:00:38of all 13 episodes.
0:00:40 > 0:00:41Attention, all personnel.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44- OVER LOUDSPEAKERS - "Attention, all personnel."
0:00:44 > 0:00:48We're in, right now, a pyramid
0:00:48 > 0:00:51which is the result of an alliance between ancient Egypt
0:00:51 > 0:00:52and modern America.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Hi, honey. I'm home.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57And what sort of time do you call this?
0:00:57 > 0:01:00The death of time.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03History has collapsed. All of history is happening at once.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Amy and Rory are basically deciding to get married
0:01:06 > 0:01:09in a different time zone. River's being difficult as always,
0:01:09 > 0:01:13and Madame Kovarian's about to meet her brutal death.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17'And all of that using just one eye.'
0:01:17 > 0:01:20It's really disconcerting.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22You feel slightly dizzy, actually,
0:01:22 > 0:01:25when you're just working with that one eye.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27It's very, very odd.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29It's kind of weird. It weirded us all out,
0:01:29 > 0:01:32especially when I'm trying to flirt with Alex Kingston.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35It's easy to flirt with two eyes.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39Matt managed to flirt perfectly well with the eye patch,
0:01:39 > 0:01:44so that's all right. And he can carry on as long as he likes.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46'Flirty or not,
0:01:46 > 0:01:50'what they are is essential gear for Silent spotting.'
0:01:50 > 0:01:54Eye-drives, very important things. Don't forget your eye-drive.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57If you do, you'll forget a Silent, and that's not good.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01It's no use, with a memory-proof creature, to say, "Could you fetch me a coffee?"
0:02:01 > 0:02:03and they wander off and don't come back.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05..former envoy of the Silence.
0:02:05 > 0:02:10So just in order for the Silence to get some decent admin done
0:02:10 > 0:02:13back in the office, they require eye-drives.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15119, take one.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19But they can be controlled and used as a weapon,
0:02:19 > 0:02:20which none of us know.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24And you're wearing eye-drives based on mine, I think.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26- Whoops!- What do you mean?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Tell me! What? SHE SCREAMS IN AGONY
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Cut. That was excellent. Well done.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34And...cut.
0:02:35 > 0:02:40So, er, how do you feel about being in an Egyptian pyramid
0:02:40 > 0:02:43- on the set of... - It's amazing. I love the Egyptians,
0:02:43 > 0:02:47- and I love hieroglyphics. - I love their use of sand.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51- Yeah. OK.- I find that really cool. - And Tut and Khamun.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Er, yeah. And, um... You know, it's...
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Yeah, OK. That's all we've got time for today.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- You are great at interviewing. - You are really good.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01- The questions were hot. - I am impressed.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Emma!
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- Hey, Emma.- Howdy.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09How's your... This is day two on Who.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Day two on Who. It is!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- How's that going for you? - Pretty well,
0:03:13 > 0:03:17- except I die in about two seconds. - Oh, and that's you done?
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- That's me done.- Oh, no. - Kaput.- Oh, God.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- SHE SCREAMS - She's dead.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Cut. Good.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Three, two, one...
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Argh! Argh!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38'Pretty scary, huh? But outside in the car park,
0:03:38 > 0:03:41'there's something even more frightening.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44'It's Karen Gillan with a machine gun.'
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Sorry if I'm talking really loudly. I've got earplugs in.
0:03:53 > 0:03:58I came in this morning thinking I'd be doing small, fake guns.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03They were, like, "No, you're going to learn how to fire a full-on machine gun."
0:04:03 > 0:04:04I was, like, "Oh, my God!"
0:04:04 > 0:04:09They're real guns, converted to fire blank for film and TV.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Right. Are you watching?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- I see.- All right?
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- So firm grip on there, OK?- OK.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25You're going to be spraying these guys, so it's like a...
0:04:25 > 0:04:27dagga-dagga-dagga. And fire!
0:04:31 > 0:04:34SHE SCREAMS All right. That's it.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36SHE LAUGHS
0:04:36 > 0:04:38SHE WHISPERS
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- It's, like... - SHE GROWLS
0:04:40 > 0:04:42That's it. You're going really aggressive.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43SHE ROARS
0:04:48 > 0:04:50- OK. You're fine.- Yay!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Whoo! That felt cool!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Really cool!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00132, take 1, A marker.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Amy finally remembers to come back for the love of her life,
0:05:04 > 0:05:08and says she loves him the only way Amy could - with a machine gun.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11You know, nothing says "I love you" more than a machine gun.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14SWELLING ROMANTIC STRING MUSIC
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- Wah! - SHE LAUGHS
0:05:25 > 0:05:27How was that, Karen? How does that feel?
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Yeah. I'm a bit shaky, but, um...
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Cos I'm firing at people. Do you know what I mean?
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- That would freak me out. - I just don't want the guilt!
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Ear pieces out. No firing on this.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43The Doctor's getting married, would you believe?
0:05:43 > 0:05:47SONG: "I Do, I Do, I Do" by ABBA
0:05:47 > 0:05:51- Then, you may kiss the bride. - I'll make it a good one.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52You better.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57# Love me or leave me
0:05:57 > 0:06:02# Make your choice, but believe me
0:06:02 > 0:06:04# I love you
0:06:04 > 0:06:08# I do, I do, I do, I do, I do #
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- Cut. - THEY LAUGH
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Ooh, I could just kiss you all night!
0:06:13 > 0:06:16And I you, Miss Kingston.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Oh, the wedding and the kiss!
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Well, I wouldn't say it was necessarily much of a wedding.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29I think, um, when it comes to getting married,
0:06:29 > 0:06:33River may have preferred something a little more splendid
0:06:33 > 0:06:35then just standing on top of a pyramid.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41'It was a pretty good kiss, though.'
0:06:41 > 0:06:45I mean, if that's how robots kiss, that's how Teselectas kiss,
0:06:45 > 0:06:47- I'm all for it. - SHE LAUGHS
0:06:47 > 0:06:49- Cut. - THEY LAUGH
0:06:51 > 0:06:55Was it even really a wedding and was it even really a marriage?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Um, that's the big question.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01River, I'm about to whisper something in your ear,
0:07:01 > 0:07:03and you have to remember it very, very well.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05What the Doctor whispers in my ear at that moment
0:07:05 > 0:07:09is the fact that I should look into his eyes very deeply,
0:07:09 > 0:07:15and of course, when I do, I see the teeny, teeny, tiny real Doctor.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Because actually he's a Teselecta. He's not the Doctor at all.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26- Ssh! - He's actually a robot at the time,
0:07:26 > 0:07:28albeit one operated by a version of himself.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31and he doesn't give his name, so does that count?
0:07:31 > 0:07:36And yet clearly River, at that stage in her life, does know his name,
0:07:36 > 0:07:38so who knows?
0:07:38 > 0:07:41So...yes. Is there more to come?
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