Tommy and Chantelle

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06Britain's young drivers are some of the most dangerous in Europe.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Oh, my God!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32In this series, we're following inexperienced teens...

0:00:32 > 0:00:36- 110, this is.- ..to see what they are really like behind the wheel.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38THEY SHOUT

0:00:38 > 0:00:39Bloody hell!

0:00:39 > 0:00:42Fasten your seatbelts, because each week,

0:00:42 > 0:00:46two novices will be let loose on the road in their family car.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49I drive so much better when I'm a little bit tipsy.

0:00:49 > 0:00:53They believe we're filming a slice of modern teenage life...

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Come on! Are you even pushing?!

0:00:55 > 0:00:58..but in fact, it's all about their driving.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00What are you doing?

0:01:00 > 0:01:02My flaming car!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05And what they don't know is that their parents

0:01:05 > 0:01:08will be watching their every manoeuvre.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11The cars are fitted with state-of-the-art cameras

0:01:11 > 0:01:15and a hidden telemetry recorder that secretly tracks their every move.

0:01:15 > 0:01:16SHE SCREAMS

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Boosh! She's bulging!

0:01:18 > 0:01:21What is your...? Oh, my God!

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Each teen will go on three road trips,

0:01:23 > 0:01:26geared towards testing every aspect of their driving.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28I shouldn't have drunk that much.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31And at the end of it all, aided and abetted by a former traffic cop,

0:01:31 > 0:01:34the parents will have a decision to make.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36It's a red light. What do I do?

0:01:36 > 0:01:39- A few bits of speeding. - I would have given them a ticket.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42If they don't like the way the teens operate behind the wheel,

0:01:42 > 0:01:46both of them could end up with advanced driving lessons.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49But if they think they're good enough, we'll give the parents

0:01:49 > 0:01:54the cash to buy their kid a car they can call their very own.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01Tonight, we meet two very different characters.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Tommy, who thinks he can give Lewis Hamilton a run for his money.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Good move, mate!

0:02:06 > 0:02:11And Chantelle, a prime candidate for anger management.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14What's he doing?! Get out! Get out of the car, now.

0:02:14 > 0:02:18Will it be the reward or retribution for either of these teens

0:02:18 > 0:02:21when their parents see them behind the wheel?

0:02:21 > 0:02:24I weren't happy. It was really hard to keep my mouth shut.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28- It's really not an easy decision for me.- Shocking.- Shocking, I think.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Welcome to Barely Legal Drivers.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38# Express yourself... #

0:02:38 > 0:02:42This is 19-year-old Chantelle Jefferies from Bristol.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46She lives at home with her dad, Mike, and her brother, Kieron.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49When tragedy hit the family several years ago,

0:02:49 > 0:02:54- Chantelle was forced to grow up fast.- My mum died when I was nine.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56She is a bit of, like, a daddy's girl.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58But being a single parent with her,

0:02:58 > 0:03:00there's only so much of a feminine side I can tap into.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04When I was younger, I used to clam up a bit and get really upset.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07I don't know how much her mum's death affected Chantelle.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09She's bottled it up.

0:03:09 > 0:03:13I tried to talk to Chantelle about it sometimes, and I wish she would.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15I've never tried looking for sympathy on it.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17If anything, I don't want people to know.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19# Express yourself... #

0:03:19 > 0:03:22All of which may explain her approach to life.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24If I want to do something, I'll do it.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Whether people think it's good or not.

0:03:26 > 0:03:31Chantelle's a girl with attitude. Especially when it comes to driving.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34What a silly prick!

0:03:34 > 0:03:35Dickhead!

0:03:35 > 0:03:37My driving is really erratic.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40It's very, get out of the way, I'm the only one on the road.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Why is he waiting?!

0:03:42 > 0:03:45And if anyone's in my way, I just go mental.

0:03:46 > 0:03:51She had a car, but racked up two grand's worth of parking tickets

0:03:51 > 0:03:53and sold it for two bottles of champagne.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Let's hope it was vintage!

0:03:55 > 0:03:59It didn't even have central locking or, like, electric windows.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01It had wind down windows!

0:04:01 > 0:04:07So if I wanted to give it the pig, I'd have to go...and wind it down!

0:04:07 > 0:04:09This wouldn't happen if I had a Range Rover.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Chantelle's attitude at the moment really needs to change.

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Her attitude towards other drivers,

0:04:13 > 0:04:16her responsibility towards her own vehicle,

0:04:16 > 0:04:19that needs looking at before the chance of getting another car.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21She's a nice kid, but her head's up her ass, so...

0:04:21 > 0:04:23HORN BLARES

0:04:24 > 0:04:26# I'm sexy and I know it... #

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Down on the south coast in sunny Hastings,

0:04:28 > 0:04:3219-year-old Tommy Vohra is also busy loving life.

0:04:34 > 0:04:40Uni student Tommy has three loves - birds, booze, and boxing.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Oh, Tommy's quite a character and quite a handful.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46He loves to go out and he loves all the banter

0:04:46 > 0:04:47and he loves chatting up girls.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50I would say I'm confident.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53I'm a little bit cocky. Obviously, I'm good at pulling girls.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00While Tommy has plenty of success with the ladies,

0:05:00 > 0:05:03he's been less than lucky on the road.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07The whole driving thing, I do enjoy driving, I think I'm a safe driver.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09But I went out one night, I was driving through the lanes,

0:05:09 > 0:05:11some bloke's come round the corner at me.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13I swerved and I obviously wrote my car off.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16- He didn't tell us, did he?- No. - I knew there was something wrong,

0:05:16 > 0:05:18because I'm on the same sort of wave band.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Tommy's desperate to get his hands on a car again.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Having the use of a car would be good,

0:05:23 > 0:05:25obviously, for taking girls out.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27And obviously, just taking my mates everywhere, as well.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29While he's behind the wheel of the family car,

0:05:29 > 0:05:32his parents will be watching his every move.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34I think it's going to be a bit shocking

0:05:34 > 0:05:37and a bit uncomfortable to see some of the things that he gets up to.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40I think it will be all right. He'll be sensible in his own way.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42- Do you mean with his driving? - Driving and everything, yeah.

0:05:42 > 0:05:47- And everything? Really?- Yeah. - I wish I had your confidence!

0:05:47 > 0:05:50If Tommy and Chantelle show they are ready, they could both

0:05:50 > 0:05:54be heading off into the sunset in their own set of wheels.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06In Bristol, Chantelle's dad Mike is busying himself in the kitchen,

0:06:06 > 0:06:09preparing the family supper.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Is it going to take long? Because I'm really, really hungry.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15- About five minutes, it will be done. Just waiting for the... - I'll have died!

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Patience doesn't exactly look like her strong point.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Round the table, the chat turns to Chantelle's finances.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25How about your payday loans, have you still got them?

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Oh, and another thing as well.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29I swear, you're only happy when you have money.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- You're only nice to me when I buy you stuff!- Yeah, but that's all right.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35- It's different. - Bit like you and me then, isn't it?

0:06:35 > 0:06:37And you can have a lot of money, Chantelle, can't you?

0:06:37 > 0:06:38By the age of 30.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40If you want to be in business, business people save money.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43- That's how they start off. - You should start saving tomorrow.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46All right, Martin Lewis over there!

0:06:46 > 0:06:50It's time for Mike to grudgingly hand over the keys

0:06:50 > 0:06:52to his beloved rust bucket.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53Right, responsible.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56That means don't be calling anybody else Ws.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59It's my car, it might be a shitty car, but it works. Unlike yours.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02All right? If you spend all your money on shit, like these scarves

0:07:02 > 0:07:04and all that, then you might afford to own one. Last chance.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07- Sort yourself out. All right, love? - Thanks.- Okey-dokes.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12What Chantelle doesn't know is that she has a week of driving

0:07:12 > 0:07:15her dad's car to prove that she's responsible enough

0:07:15 > 0:07:17to own her own motor.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21HORN BLARES

0:07:29 > 0:07:32In Hastings, Tommy's having a final family dinner.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34You going to miss me tomorrow when I go?

0:07:34 > 0:07:35Yeah, I'll miss you very much.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37We were just saying that in the kitchen.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41Tomorrow, he'll be driving himself and best mate, Fraser,

0:07:41 > 0:07:44the hour and a quarter to Canterbury University in Mum's car.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Will you make sure that you allow enough time, Tom,

0:07:47 > 0:07:51- because that road is so dangerous? - I'll be fine.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55Tommy's already had a year studying, but decided to change course

0:07:55 > 0:07:56and restart.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59This is your opportunity to do well at uni.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03- You said that last year.- I know. I know, and look what happened.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05All right, you're there to have a good time.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09- You are also there to study.- This is your year, darling, to do well.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11- I want to be rich, yeah.- If you turn up for it.- I'm sure he will.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14- You'll be absolutely fine. - I'll be fine. All right?- Yeah.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17- Will you miss me?- Yeah, of course. We all miss you and we all love you.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20- He won't!- No. You ring me up for money!

0:08:30 > 0:08:34Early the next morning, best mate Fraser has arrived for a lift.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37And Tommy is handed the keys to Maggie's car.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40- Now, you drive really carefully in that car.- You know I will.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42You need to trust me. You need to start trusting me.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44- I do trust you, I do trust you.- Exactly.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48It's just that I know how easy it is to slip into a bit of silliness.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Yeah.- You take care in that car.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Tommy's first road trip, one of three that his parents

0:08:53 > 0:08:56will be watching, is from Hastings to Canterbury.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58A distance of 47 miles.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01It should take the boys an hour and 15 minutes,

0:09:01 > 0:09:04assuming they stick to the speed limit.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Here we go, boys!- To uni, mate! - Buzzing, bro!

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Go on! I'm well excited, mate.

0:09:11 > 0:09:16# Run away, run away, baby before I put my spell on you... #

0:09:16 > 0:09:20- I cannot wait to get back. You? - Oh, mate, it's going to be so good.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Back to uni, mate, it's going to be sick.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24I'm going to hurt some feelings this year, as well.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26- They call me the heartbreaker! - You know it.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Half an hour into the journey,

0:09:28 > 0:09:32and Tommy "Heartbreaker" Vohra has an idea.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36- Get a condom and hold it out the window, and it blows up.- Huge.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39- In the car?- Yeah. Have you got one with you now?

0:09:42 > 0:09:44- I actually do.- Do it!

0:09:44 > 0:09:49You want to hold it like that. Really far.

0:09:49 > 0:09:54If both his hands are holding the condom, what's he using to steer?

0:09:56 > 0:10:00# All the games that you play you're fooling nobody. #

0:10:01 > 0:10:03HE LAUGHS

0:10:04 > 0:10:05If nothing else,

0:10:05 > 0:10:10it proves Tommy knows more about safe sex than safe driving!

0:10:10 > 0:10:13However, Tommy's first trip is completed

0:10:13 > 0:10:15without any speeding at all.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18He and Fraser arrive in Canterbury in one piece.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26The next day in Hastings, Tommy's parents sit down

0:10:26 > 0:10:30to watch their little angel's first journey.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33This is the start of Maggie and Ajay's mission to determine

0:10:33 > 0:10:36whether or not Tommy deserves his own car.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39- Right, are you ready for this?, - Go on, then. Let's go for it.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41See what the little sod's been up to.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45You want to hold it like that.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Oh, my God!

0:10:49 > 0:10:50I'm not very happy about that.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52HE LAUGHS

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Do it again!

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Yeeahhh!

0:10:56 > 0:11:00- Oh, my God! - That's not very nice, is it?

0:11:00 > 0:11:03Disappointed, but not surprised.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05And I still think he came over as being fairly sweet,

0:11:05 > 0:11:08- even though he was being disgusting! - Yes.- Two more to come.

0:11:08 > 0:11:12I think it's probably going to be downhill all the way!

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Luckily, Maggie and Ajay won't be alone in deciding

0:11:17 > 0:11:20whether Tommy gets his own car or more lessons.

0:11:20 > 0:11:24Former traffic cop, Judith Roberts, is also watching Tommy's driving.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30With 20 years experience on the force, Judith's job is to help

0:11:30 > 0:11:32and advise Tommy's parents at the end of the week.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34I think Tommy's driven quite well.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36He hasn't broken the speed limit,

0:11:36 > 0:11:38and he's taken control of the vehicle quite nicely.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40However, the worst thing he did on the drive

0:11:40 > 0:11:42was to mess about with a condom.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Not only is it distracting to himself,

0:11:44 > 0:11:47but it's also distracting to other drivers.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49I think if Tommy's going to have his own vehicle,

0:11:49 > 0:11:53we need to see how he gets on in the next two journeys.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Condom-gate aside, the drive itself was pretty smooth

0:11:56 > 0:12:00and Tommy's manoeuvred himself into a good position to get the car.

0:12:12 > 0:12:18Over in Thornbury, Chantelle's getting ready for her first trip.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Despite the debt debate at dinner last night,

0:12:20 > 0:12:22she's going to a car showroom

0:12:22 > 0:12:26to gawp at Katie Price's favourite car, the Range Rover.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28It may be way out of her price range,

0:12:28 > 0:12:33but if idol Katie's got one, Chantelle wants one.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37Just got to lint all the fur off me as well. Right, done!

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Chantelle's picking up best mate, Gaby,

0:12:42 > 0:12:44who lives close to the city centre.

0:12:44 > 0:12:48From there, she'll take the M32 out of Bristol.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50To get to the showroom in Wooton-Under-Edge,

0:12:50 > 0:12:53she needs to take the M4, then M5 north.

0:12:53 > 0:12:57She doesn't know the way, so how's she going to cope with the pressure?

0:12:57 > 0:13:00Straight out of the gates, and Chantelle's wolfing down

0:13:00 > 0:13:04her breakfast with one hand, whilst trying to drive with the other.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06And there's no seatbelt.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Oh, no, I've dropped my sandwich!

0:13:14 > 0:13:15PHONE RINGS

0:13:16 > 0:13:19Oops! The mobile's out. Eyes on the road!

0:13:19 > 0:13:22All right? I'm about two minutes away.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25- 'All right. I'll be waiting outside for you.'- All right. Bye-bye.

0:13:28 > 0:13:32- Hello, lovely!- Hello! I got you a sandwich.- Oh, did you?

0:13:32 > 0:13:33Yeah, but I dropped it.

0:13:35 > 0:13:36Now, off to the showroom.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43- Fucking sick fucks!- Dick!

0:13:45 > 0:13:46I hate that!

0:13:46 > 0:13:48SHE SCREAMS

0:13:48 > 0:13:49Oh, no!

0:13:49 > 0:13:51THEY GIGGLE

0:13:54 > 0:13:55Do you know what?

0:13:55 > 0:13:58My dad lending me this car has actually made me

0:13:58 > 0:14:01- appreciate driving so much.- Yeah.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Pass me my lipstick!

0:14:04 > 0:14:06It's like the fucking Bahamas in here!

0:14:08 > 0:14:11She's putting on lippy on the motorway!

0:14:11 > 0:14:13This one is for the boys.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Fucking... What's he doing?!

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Is this the right way?

0:14:21 > 0:14:24I don't know where I'm going!

0:14:24 > 0:14:28Lost, Chantelle decides to call the showroom for directions.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30# We're on a road to nowhere... #

0:14:30 > 0:14:33That's three points on the old license.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34I don't have a clue where I'm going.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37I don't know how to guess, because I have no sense of direction.

0:14:39 > 0:14:44Still lost, both girls try the maps on their phones. Not a good idea!

0:14:48 > 0:14:53Right, it is next to... What the fuck? Am I going the right way?

0:14:53 > 0:14:57- Yeah, yeah, it's the next junction. We just went past.- Ah, sorted, then.

0:14:57 > 0:15:01- Oh, I wouldn't have spotted that. - Is that junction 14?

0:15:01 > 0:15:06We're going to Wales! Oh, my God!

0:15:06 > 0:15:07Chan!

0:15:07 > 0:15:10- Oh, dear. - SHE SCREAMS

0:15:10 > 0:15:14Somehow, they avoid a trip to a different country.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Then, more by luck than judgement...

0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Is this it?- Yeah!

0:15:19 > 0:15:22THEY CHEER

0:15:22 > 0:15:26Finally, having taken twice as long as it should,

0:15:26 > 0:15:30Chantelle and Gaby arrive at the Range Rover showroom.

0:15:32 > 0:15:36Oh, my... I think I'm going to throw up! Look at that!

0:15:36 > 0:15:37Look at the white one!

0:15:39 > 0:15:43My breath actually gets taken away. Is that wrong?

0:15:43 > 0:15:47Oh, my God! Oh!

0:15:47 > 0:15:49So this car's 58 grand.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51I think what I'll have to do

0:15:51 > 0:15:55is just not go out for a couple of nights a week,

0:15:55 > 0:15:57and just stop going to Nando's.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59I actually want this car.

0:15:59 > 0:16:00This is amazing.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03ENGINE REVS AND TYRES SCREECH

0:16:05 > 0:16:09The next day, Dad Mike sneaks out to his friend's house

0:16:09 > 0:16:11to watch the first drive.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14With three daughters, darts champion, Mark Dudbridge,

0:16:14 > 0:16:17is the perfect person to help Mike.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19You know, one side of me

0:16:19 > 0:16:23is thinking that she's going to be a bit of a liability on the road,

0:16:23 > 0:16:28but I really, really want her to be good, to be careful.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31You know, it's like, you're my pal and I want the best for her.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33It's going to be really interesting.

0:16:35 > 0:16:40- PHONE RINGS IN VIDEO - Oh, no! Don't answer the phone!

0:16:40 > 0:16:42All right? I'm about two minutes away.

0:16:42 > 0:16:46'Fucking sick fucks! Dick!'

0:16:46 > 0:16:49I've never heard my daughter swear like that.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Absolutely disgusted at her language.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57What is she looking at now? Is she texting?

0:16:57 > 0:16:58She is, she's texting.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01Fucking...what's he doing?!

0:17:01 > 0:17:05Watching this is a bit upsetting, because I just think she's, um...

0:17:05 > 0:17:07- Well, it must be upsetting for you. - Needs to grow up a bit.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09I don't have a clue where I'm going.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11She's on the phone again!

0:17:11 > 0:17:12Oh, it's awful, mate.

0:17:12 > 0:17:13Her language is disgusting,

0:17:13 > 0:17:15the phone use is wrong,

0:17:15 > 0:17:18putting the make-up on... it's not right.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20The cursing of other people...

0:17:20 > 0:17:24I wouldn't be proud of myself if I seen myself a bit like that.

0:17:26 > 0:17:30Former traffic cop, Judith Roberts, is also watching the first journey.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34Ooh, ooh...

0:17:34 > 0:17:37She's a nightmare!

0:17:37 > 0:17:41This is not the behaviour, really, for any driver,

0:17:41 > 0:17:43regardless of the fact that she's a new driver.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46My biggest issue is her on her phone.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48I think, probably, given time,

0:17:48 > 0:17:51she'll probably settle down and be about more comfortable in the car.

0:17:51 > 0:17:56With eating, putting make-up on, and using her mobile,

0:17:56 > 0:17:59after her first road trip, it's looking like

0:17:59 > 0:18:02a real uphill struggle for Chantelle to get the car.

0:18:08 > 0:18:12Coming up later on, Tommy's driving is tested right to the limits.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15- He had more than two glasses.- Hang on, I think we've gone the wrong way.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17And Chantelle gets lost...again.

0:18:17 > 0:18:21Fucking Morrisons again! I give up!

0:18:25 > 0:18:26Back in Canterbury,

0:18:26 > 0:18:29and it's halfway through Tommy's week-long test drive.

0:18:29 > 0:18:33But tonight, he's got a night off from driving.

0:18:33 > 0:18:37Tommy's hitting the town with housemates, Fraser, who we've met,

0:18:37 > 0:18:38Olly, who we haven't,

0:18:38 > 0:18:41and Ryan, whom we'll meet later on.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44You know you're never, ever going to have a dull night

0:18:44 > 0:18:46when you go out with Tommy.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49Look at the kid's bum. My name is tattooed on the top right.

0:18:49 > 0:18:53That's right. Tommy has 11 boys' names tattooed on his bum.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57With pre-drinks consumed,

0:18:57 > 0:19:01Tommy and his boys are off to one of Canterbury's top nightspots.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03# Oppan Gangnam style... #

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Two, three, go!

0:19:05 > 0:19:08The boys get straight down to business.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14Ah, there's housemate, Ryan.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20Absolutely crazy night. All my boys were smashed. I'm smashed.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23I don't think anyone can be as drunk as we are at this moment.

0:19:23 > 0:19:27As soon as we get back in there, girls, girls, girls, girls.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30And Tommy proves that he's a man of his word.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38The club's over, but not the night,

0:19:38 > 0:19:41cos it's all back to Tommy's.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43While the booze and the banter is flying around,

0:19:43 > 0:19:46it's obvious that it's not just Tommy's parents

0:19:46 > 0:19:47that are worried about him.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49There's also friend, Emily.

0:19:49 > 0:19:53- You have lectures tomorrow, though. - I don't, I have Thursdays off!

0:19:53 > 0:19:57He hasn't actually been to any of his lectures since they started.

0:19:57 > 0:20:01But I think he tells his mum that he does a lot more than he does.

0:20:01 > 0:20:05He does tend to go out a lot. Three, four times a week.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07And normally, the rest of us are in.

0:20:07 > 0:20:11He might come across as really sort of arrogant and really, like,

0:20:11 > 0:20:15stupid and stuff like that, but deep down, he is a really lovely guy.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17And I know he can really work hard.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19He's just got to put his mind to it.

0:20:19 > 0:20:20Boys and women!

0:20:20 > 0:20:23- In the mirror... Oh, my God! I look so vain!- Tommy!

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Thomas, stop grabbing the tits!

0:20:25 > 0:20:26Sorry, Mum(!)

0:20:26 > 0:20:30Tommy, please! Stop it!

0:20:32 > 0:20:35CAR HORNS BLARE

0:20:42 > 0:20:44In Bristol, it's midway through the week,

0:20:44 > 0:20:48and the girls meet up for a much quieter get-together than Tommy's.

0:20:49 > 0:20:54They share a special bond, as two years ago, Gaby also lost her mum.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57I don't think my mum would be proud of my spending habits.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00Mums, I don't think they really look at it like...

0:21:00 > 0:21:01they wouldn't not be proud of us.

0:21:01 > 0:21:05I don't know, I reckon I would have been worse off.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08If my mum was alive now, she'd, like...

0:21:08 > 0:21:10God, she'd make our lives hell!

0:21:10 > 0:21:13Anyone that ever met my mum was, just like...

0:21:15 > 0:21:18They just didn't have anything bad to say about her.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20They felt really sorry for me, and it was like...

0:21:20 > 0:21:22That's the thing, I don't want people to feel sorry for me,

0:21:22 > 0:21:26because I don't care, so I don't want people to be, like...

0:21:26 > 0:21:28I think you must care little bit.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31People are always like, "Oh, you can always talk to me,"

0:21:31 > 0:21:33but no-one knows, do they?

0:21:33 > 0:21:38Unless you've done it, or unless you've been through something like...

0:21:38 > 0:21:39No-one knows.

0:21:39 > 0:21:43It's, like, refreshing talking to you about it, because I know that...

0:21:45 > 0:21:47- ..you know.- I get it.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51Chantelle's bottled up all her problems for years,

0:21:51 > 0:21:54and now she's finally talking about her issues.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06A couple of days later in Canterbury,

0:22:06 > 0:22:09boxing mad Tommy and his mates are off to London

0:22:09 > 0:22:11to watch a professional bout.

0:22:11 > 0:22:15Canterbury to central London is a distance of 63 miles,

0:22:15 > 0:22:18a journey that should take approximately

0:22:18 > 0:22:20one hour and 40 minutes in normal weather.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23But the weather is anything but normal.

0:22:24 > 0:22:28I hate this fucking weather, boys. The weather's shit.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Small-town boy, Tommy, will have to navigate around

0:22:31 > 0:22:33one of the world's busiest cities safely,

0:22:33 > 0:22:37deal with the peer pressure of driving a car full of mates,

0:22:37 > 0:22:40and be sensible with his drinking once he gets there.

0:22:40 > 0:22:44- Tommy, mate, where's the power? - You're driving a little bit slow.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46When I go on the motorway, I'm going to bomb it.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48- Tommy, have you even got your headlights on?- Yeah.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51- Are you sure?- 100%, mate.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53- Sweet, sweet, sweet. - Tommy, what are you playing at?

0:22:53 > 0:22:56- I'm trying to fucking drive, mate. - Speed up, come on!

0:22:56 > 0:22:59- Look, there's an empty lane to your right.- I genuinely cannot see shit.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02I can. There's a nice bright van in front. A few road signs.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08Where am I going? Left?

0:23:08 > 0:23:10- No, no, no, no!- Tommy!

0:23:10 > 0:23:14I'm in a fucking bus lane, mate! Oh, my God!

0:23:14 > 0:23:17- THEY LAUGH - Fucking hell!- Soz, mate!

0:23:17 > 0:23:20Having ignored his friends' needling on the motorway,

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Tommy and the boys arrive safely at the venue.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25CHEERING

0:23:25 > 0:23:27Again, yeah!

0:23:30 > 0:23:31Again!

0:23:35 > 0:23:38Boxing and booze go hand-in-hand,

0:23:38 > 0:23:41so Tommy and Fraser head off to the bar.

0:23:41 > 0:23:45But before Tommy needs to decide whether to have a drink or not,

0:23:45 > 0:23:46there's a problem.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48- How much cash have you got?- None!

0:23:48 > 0:23:51Didn't bring any cash. I've only got my card,

0:23:51 > 0:23:53and I don't think they take card!

0:23:53 > 0:23:55No beers tonight, then.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58It's a lucky escape.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01It's after midnight, with a wet, clear motorway.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04And Tommy has his mates to deal with again.

0:24:06 > 0:24:10- Sorry, I didn't know my nan was driving!- Speed up, come on!

0:24:10 > 0:24:12Definitely speed up. Big time.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15- How can I speed up, mate? - Just speed up!

0:24:19 > 0:24:22Put your foot down on the accelerator.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24- On the accelerator there. - Don't, mate.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Tommy, if you go 100,

0:24:26 > 0:24:28you're going to get a tenner.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30- Just do it, just do it.- No, mate.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39100! Ryan, you owe Tommy a tenner!

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Tommy's buckled.

0:24:41 > 0:24:45Hitting a ton in wet conditions may have impressed his mates,

0:24:45 > 0:24:47but will it be a setback to getting his own car?

0:24:54 > 0:24:57CAR HORNS BLARE

0:24:57 > 0:25:01The next day in Hastings. Halfway through the week,

0:25:01 > 0:25:05and Maggie and AJ are preparing to watch more of Tommy's shenanigans.

0:25:05 > 0:25:10First up, it's his non-driving night out at the club in Canterbury.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14- What's he doing? - She's a pretty girl.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Oh, my God! It's a different one!

0:25:20 > 0:25:23Oh, my God! It's another one! Oh, my God!

0:25:23 > 0:25:26Don't these girls mind that he's been snogging all the others?!

0:25:26 > 0:25:27No!

0:25:28 > 0:25:30- Shocking.- Shocking, I think.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32- It is, isn't it?- Absolutely.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34He hasn't actually been to any of his lectures.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37- Tommy just wants to play, doesn't he, all the time?- I know.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39He's going to have to grow up, isn't he,

0:25:39 > 0:25:41and stop mucking about like that, because it's just...

0:25:41 > 0:25:43That's just over the top.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46- In the mirror... Oh, my God, I'm so vain!- Tommy!

0:25:46 > 0:25:50'Oh, Thomas! Stop grabbing the tits! TOMMY: Sorry, Mum!'

0:25:50 > 0:25:53- AJ LAUGHS - "Sorry, Mum!"

0:25:53 > 0:25:56And then, Tommy's second trip in his mum's car

0:25:56 > 0:25:59full of mouthy mates and in treacherous conditions.

0:25:59 > 0:26:00Not very sensible, is it?

0:26:00 > 0:26:02But, you know, it's a carful of lads, isn't it?

0:26:02 > 0:26:05They're just been totally stupid. I think he's doing well.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08It's a lot of responsibility, driving, isn't it? In that weather?

0:26:08 > 0:26:10I think Tommy would be well ready to have his own car again,

0:26:10 > 0:26:13- the way he's driving. - His driving's been very good, yes.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16Apart from everybody encouraging him to go faster.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19100! Ryan, you owe Tommy a tenner!

0:26:19 > 0:26:22Even though he was speeding a bit on the way back,

0:26:22 > 0:26:24I don't think that's excessive speeding.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26If you told me he was doing 120 miles an hour,

0:26:26 > 0:26:29- then I would be concerned. - I'd be the same.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32I'll stick in the fast lane and just go for it.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34Well, that's obviously where he's got it from, then.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36His father's bad habits. So we'll blame you, dear!

0:26:37 > 0:26:42With Tommy's mum and dad having made their views on speeding known,

0:26:42 > 0:26:45it's time for former traffic cop Judith's verdict.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49On the way to London, I thought Tommy drove very well.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52It was difficult conditions, difficult driving conditions.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55He had a car full of friends that were trying to distract him,

0:26:55 > 0:26:58but he remained calm and in control of the vehicle.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01What's let him down is the return journey.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04Although it's late at night and on the motorway,

0:27:04 > 0:27:05he's driven over 100 mph,

0:27:05 > 0:27:08which, if he'd been caught, would have been an automatic ban.

0:27:08 > 0:27:11It's a very difficult decision for me to make now.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14I'm very much on the fence with this one.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17We'll have to wait and see how his final drive pans out.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20An automatic ban isn't the only problem.

0:27:20 > 0:27:24Stopping distances at 100 are almost double what they'd be

0:27:24 > 0:27:27if he was going at the legal limit of 70.

0:27:27 > 0:27:28With only one drive left,

0:27:28 > 0:27:31Tommy will need to prove himself more responsible

0:27:31 > 0:27:33if he's got any chance of getting his hands on that car.

0:27:37 > 0:27:41Back at the Vohra household, Maggie and AJ are shocked

0:27:41 > 0:27:44by Tommy's general behaviour and it's made AJ think.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46I find it very difficult,

0:27:46 > 0:27:49the way he's treating the girls and behaving.

0:27:49 > 0:27:5190% of my time I spend at work,

0:27:51 > 0:27:54and I've never been a father figure to my sons.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57It's a bit sad. Well, because I think you've missed out.

0:27:57 > 0:27:58I know I've missed out, yeah.

0:27:58 > 0:28:02If I could turn the clocks back 15 years and start again,

0:28:02 > 0:28:03I would love to do that.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06I would like us to get together and say,

0:28:06 > 0:28:08"Dad, let's go for a pint," and things like that.

0:28:08 > 0:28:10It would be great.

0:28:17 > 0:28:21In Bristol, it's time for Chantelle's second drive.

0:28:22 > 0:28:25Morning. I've woke up, and I'm ill.

0:28:27 > 0:28:28Ill or not, she's off

0:28:28 > 0:28:32to one of England's most famous sporting venues, Goodwood,

0:28:32 > 0:28:36for an afternoon at the races with best friend, Gaby.

0:28:36 > 0:28:39Their chat two days ago has made Chantelle think a lot

0:28:39 > 0:28:42about her behaviour and her relationships with other people.

0:28:44 > 0:28:46I've got a really big bunch of friends.

0:28:46 > 0:28:50I think Gaby's the only one I'd really go to and, like,

0:28:50 > 0:28:52really get upset to.

0:28:52 > 0:28:57I could be close to anyone, but it takes a lot for me to trust someone.

0:28:57 > 0:29:01And most of the time, I just don't bother trusting people,

0:29:01 > 0:29:05because at the end of the day, like, they'll do you over anyway.

0:29:05 > 0:29:08Chantelle's definitely dealt with quite a lot.

0:29:08 > 0:29:10Or maybe HASN'T dealt with quite a lot,

0:29:10 > 0:29:12but that makes her pretty tough.

0:29:12 > 0:29:15Like, it's pretty hard to get through that exterior.

0:29:15 > 0:29:18It's easier for her to emotionally connect

0:29:18 > 0:29:23with a dress that she really wants or some designer stuff,

0:29:23 > 0:29:27because she doesn't have to, like, answer any questions to it.

0:29:27 > 0:29:30Like, "I love my Range, I love my scarf, I love..."

0:29:30 > 0:29:34rather than actually talking about someone or something.

0:29:38 > 0:29:41Hello! All right?

0:29:46 > 0:29:51From Bristol to Goodwood Racecourse is a distance of 142 miles.

0:29:51 > 0:29:54It should take the girls three hours.

0:29:54 > 0:29:57It's going to be the longest drive of her life.

0:29:57 > 0:29:59Will she be able to keep her concentration?

0:30:00 > 0:30:03"Waiting for a valid GPS signal?"

0:30:03 > 0:30:06Is it fff....joking me?!

0:30:06 > 0:30:10They've borrowed a GPS to avoid getting lost again.

0:30:10 > 0:30:12"Charging battery?"

0:30:12 > 0:30:14What the fuck?!

0:30:16 > 0:30:18SHE SQUEALS Fuck!

0:30:18 > 0:30:19What a twat!

0:30:19 > 0:30:21What an idiot!

0:30:21 > 0:30:23Fucking get out of the car now!

0:30:23 > 0:30:25- Chantelle!- What an idiot!

0:30:25 > 0:30:28What's he doing?! The twat!

0:30:28 > 0:30:30Urgh!

0:30:31 > 0:30:34- Oh, God, I hate lorries! - CHANTELLE SCREAMS

0:30:36 > 0:30:38- LORRY BLASTS HORN - Fuck off!

0:30:44 > 0:30:46The girls have found their way out of Bristol

0:30:46 > 0:30:48and are finally on the correct motorway.

0:30:48 > 0:30:51So the mood quickly changes.

0:30:51 > 0:30:55We're on the M4! Woo!

0:30:57 > 0:31:00An hour in, and she seems confident on the motorway.

0:31:01 > 0:31:03So she's having a three course meal.

0:31:08 > 0:31:10STEREO BLASTS

0:31:10 > 0:31:13Followed by some calorie-crunching armchair aerobics.

0:31:13 > 0:31:17STEREO PLAYS "GOOD TIME" BY OWL CITY FEATURING CARLY RAE JEPSEN

0:31:17 > 0:31:18SHE LAUGHS

0:31:18 > 0:31:20- What?- That one just goes...

0:31:20 > 0:31:23THEY SING ALONG # It's always a good time

0:31:23 > 0:31:26# Whoa-oh-oh-oh! #

0:31:26 > 0:31:30Her hands seem to be spending more time off the wheel than on it.

0:31:30 > 0:31:34Unsure of her route, and with the GPS still not working,

0:31:34 > 0:31:37suddenly her mobile phone rears its ugly head.

0:31:37 > 0:31:39SHE CROAKS West Hampnett?

0:31:39 > 0:31:41Where the fuck is that?

0:31:41 > 0:31:45- My voice is getting really bad now. - Do you want me to do it for you?

0:31:45 > 0:31:47Calculating route, apparently.

0:31:47 > 0:31:49Hang on, did she just pass over her phone?!

0:31:49 > 0:31:54Take exit 13 on the A34 towards Oxford Newbury.

0:31:54 > 0:31:56Having changed their outfits en route,

0:31:56 > 0:31:59the girls are now just five miles from the racecourse

0:31:59 > 0:32:03and Chantelle's completely reliant on Gaby's directions.

0:32:03 > 0:32:06Right, so, ahead, E on A27.

0:32:12 > 0:32:14We're fucking lost and late.

0:32:14 > 0:32:16Finally, after a mammoth five hours on the road,

0:32:16 > 0:32:19for what should have been a three hour journey...

0:32:19 > 0:32:22Look, I can see the races! Whoooo!

0:32:26 > 0:32:29The races have already started, but they're here,

0:32:29 > 0:32:32and the sun is shining, so who cares?

0:32:32 > 0:32:33Time to put on a bet!

0:32:33 > 0:32:36- Made a Million. I want that one. - Ooh, Edge of Glory!

0:32:36 > 0:32:40Who knows, that Katie Price Range Rover could become a reality.

0:32:40 > 0:32:43I just heard a bloke go, "Five. Definitely number five."

0:32:43 > 0:32:45And he had a pint in his hand.

0:32:45 > 0:32:48A pint?! Well, he must know what he's talking about!

0:32:50 > 0:32:51Oh, my God!

0:32:54 > 0:32:56Number seven! Oh, we've got a flop!

0:32:56 > 0:33:00Races over, and with empty pockets,

0:33:00 > 0:33:04it's time to make the long journey back home to Bristol.

0:33:07 > 0:33:09The next day, Mike's back at Mark's

0:33:09 > 0:33:11to watch Chantelle's second car trip.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13"Waiting for a valid GPS signal?"

0:33:13 > 0:33:17Is it fff....joking me?!

0:33:17 > 0:33:19HE SIGHS WITH RELIEF

0:33:19 > 0:33:21' "Charging battery?" What the fuck?!

0:33:21 > 0:33:24'I don't know where I'm going!'

0:33:24 > 0:33:27STEREO BLASTS

0:33:27 > 0:33:30That... Hang on a minute!

0:33:30 > 0:33:32Chantelle's still made the same mistakes.

0:33:32 > 0:33:35You know, a couple of times she had her hands off the wheel.

0:33:35 > 0:33:38- The language is obviously... - Still an issue, yeah.

0:33:38 > 0:33:39Yeah, it's not great.

0:33:39 > 0:33:41But, then again, it doesn't make her a bad driver,

0:33:41 > 0:33:44or it doesn't make her a bad person, I suppose, but I just think...

0:33:44 > 0:33:45I swear, I think now,

0:33:45 > 0:33:48if somebody could just teach her a lesson about using a mobile phone...

0:33:48 > 0:33:51I'm pretty sure she's going to watch it now and,

0:33:51 > 0:33:55with the traffic officer's advice, she'll probably never do it again.

0:33:55 > 0:33:59Well, let's hear what the traffic officer thinks.

0:33:59 > 0:34:01I'm really undecided with Chantelle.

0:34:01 > 0:34:03One minute, I think she's actually settling down,

0:34:03 > 0:34:06and then almost, as soon as I think that,

0:34:06 > 0:34:09she's off swearing at other drivers,

0:34:09 > 0:34:13putting her lipstick on, on the phone, on the sat nav,

0:34:13 > 0:34:14dancing in her chair.

0:34:14 > 0:34:17She's got to learn to be more relaxed.

0:34:17 > 0:34:20The last part of her journey,

0:34:20 > 0:34:22I thought she was actually quite good.

0:34:22 > 0:34:25It's really not making my decision easy.

0:34:27 > 0:34:29Chantelle's driven further than ever before,

0:34:29 > 0:34:32but her aggression and lack of concentration

0:34:32 > 0:34:34is still letting her down,

0:34:34 > 0:34:36despite passing over the phone.

0:34:36 > 0:34:41So much is now riding on her third and final road trip.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43CAR HORNS BLARE

0:34:51 > 0:34:53It's the end of the week, and a day to go

0:34:53 > 0:34:57before Tommy has to hand back the keys to his mum's car.

0:34:57 > 0:34:59Is everybody looking good, feeling good?

0:34:59 > 0:35:01Feel good, look fresh.

0:35:01 > 0:35:05But this evening, Tommy's free to explore Essex nightlife

0:35:05 > 0:35:08with the usual suspects Fraser, Ryan, and Olly.

0:35:08 > 0:35:12The distance to the Eclipse club in Brentwood is 59 miles,

0:35:12 > 0:35:15a journey that should take an hour and 15 minutes.

0:35:15 > 0:35:18Are you being fucking serious?!

0:35:18 > 0:35:20Fucking move, mate!

0:35:22 > 0:35:24- Undertake him.- What are you doing? No fucking way, mate.

0:35:24 > 0:35:26- Move out the fucking way! - Just undertake him!

0:35:26 > 0:35:30What the fuck are you doing, you fucking mug?!

0:35:30 > 0:35:32This is Tommy's toughest test yet.

0:35:32 > 0:35:35He's got to deal with a carful of excited lads,

0:35:35 > 0:35:37and then a nightclub.

0:35:37 > 0:35:40Will he do the right thing and not drink at all?

0:35:40 > 0:35:42Who the fuck is he?

0:35:42 > 0:35:44Give him a "wanker."

0:35:44 > 0:35:46Fucking little mug!

0:35:46 > 0:35:49He's about 90 as well! TOMMY LAUGHS

0:35:49 > 0:35:51Well, that told him!

0:35:51 > 0:35:54Now it's Essex, here we come!

0:36:00 > 0:36:03- There it is, Eclipse, on the left. - Yeah, sick!

0:36:04 > 0:36:08Tommy and the lads arrive in Brentwood bang on time.

0:36:11 > 0:36:14The plan is to drive all the way back to Canterbury tonight.

0:36:14 > 0:36:19The question is, can Tommy resist the booze?

0:36:19 > 0:36:21Er, that's a no, then.

0:36:21 > 0:36:24Obviously, I see the boys necking their champagne,

0:36:24 > 0:36:26and I can have one or two. I'm not going to be stupid.

0:36:26 > 0:36:29I'm going to have water afterwards. I'm here to have a good time.

0:36:29 > 0:36:31I don't need alcohol to have a good time all the time, so...

0:36:31 > 0:36:33I've got my personality, my looks, my charm.

0:36:33 > 0:36:35That's all I need to pull the girls.

0:36:35 > 0:36:38With those words, let the fun begin!

0:36:38 > 0:36:43DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:36:43 > 0:36:46With the champagne popping, the girls come flocking.

0:36:46 > 0:36:49But Tommy's STILL drinking.

0:36:54 > 0:36:56The fun's about to end, though,

0:36:56 > 0:37:00as Ryan is escorted from the club for kipping in the carsy.

0:37:05 > 0:37:09- Mate, you're fucking battered!- What happened to you tonight, then, mate?

0:37:14 > 0:37:17With the evening ending early, the boys get in the car

0:37:17 > 0:37:21and prepare to make the hour and a quarter journey home.

0:37:21 > 0:37:23But with the film crew suspecting

0:37:23 > 0:37:25that Tommy may have had too much to drink, they step in.

0:37:25 > 0:37:27- Would you step out for a second? - Yeah.

0:37:29 > 0:37:32How much do you think you've had to drink?

0:37:32 > 0:37:35Erm, I think about...three and a half glasses of champagne.

0:37:35 > 0:37:38But obviously, I had some water, obviously, in between,

0:37:38 > 0:37:41so I think I'll be fine. They were only small glasses as well.

0:37:41 > 0:37:43He had more than two glasses.

0:37:43 > 0:37:45When I last spoke to him, he told me he had six.

0:37:45 > 0:37:48Tommy is asked to take a breathalyser test.

0:37:48 > 0:37:54So, the legal limit for breath is 35mg per 100mls.

0:37:56 > 0:37:59BREATHALYSER BLEEPS

0:38:02 > 0:38:06- So that's at 60.- So I've had, er...

0:38:06 > 0:38:11So you're almost twice over the legal limit, Tommy.

0:38:11 > 0:38:13I didn't realise that.

0:38:13 > 0:38:15So, for that reason, I can't let you drive the car.

0:38:15 > 0:38:17OK, yeah, it's fine.

0:38:17 > 0:38:20With the legal drink-driving limit at 35mg,

0:38:20 > 0:38:23and Tommy's test result coming in at 60,

0:38:23 > 0:38:25he's got some bad news for the boys.

0:38:25 > 0:38:28So, basically, boys, I've just had a bit of a breathalyser,

0:38:28 > 0:38:29and I'm a little bit over the limit.

0:38:29 > 0:38:31Obviously, the thing is, I would drive,

0:38:31 > 0:38:33but I don't want to risk your lives.

0:38:33 > 0:38:36- I think we should phone Ryan's parents, to be honest.- Yeah.

0:38:36 > 0:38:38Ryan, give me your phone.

0:38:38 > 0:38:41Fortunately for the lads, Ryan's parents only live half an hour away.

0:38:41 > 0:38:46Unfortunately for Ryan's parents, it's 3:30 in the morning.

0:38:46 > 0:38:51Ryan's absolutely, like, throwing up, like, massively.

0:38:51 > 0:38:55Is it all right if we kind of drop him home?

0:38:55 > 0:38:58You'll see us. There aren't many cars here.

0:39:01 > 0:39:03Thank you, Mum!

0:39:03 > 0:39:06- Fucking idiot!- Love you, bye-bye.

0:39:08 > 0:39:10- You're a fucking idiot. - Mate, I'm going back to his.

0:39:10 > 0:39:14Despite the late hour, the lads are rescued.

0:39:14 > 0:39:15Tommy's got no choice

0:39:15 > 0:39:18but to leave his mum's vehicle overnight in the car park.

0:39:28 > 0:39:33Two days later and Tommy's week-long driving test has come to an end.

0:39:33 > 0:39:34He's completely oblivious

0:39:34 > 0:39:36that his mum and dad have been assessing

0:39:36 > 0:39:40whether they think Tommy's ready for the keys to his own car,

0:39:40 > 0:39:43or if he'd benefit from an advanced driving course.

0:39:45 > 0:39:47But they're not having to make the decision alone.

0:39:47 > 0:39:49Former traffic officer Judith

0:39:49 > 0:39:52is on her way to watch the last journey with them.

0:39:54 > 0:39:58At the moment, I think Tommy's got great potential.

0:39:58 > 0:40:02The final decision lies with Judith.

0:40:02 > 0:40:06Has Tommy proven himself responsible enough to get a car?

0:40:06 > 0:40:10- Or will she be sending him back to driving school?- Nice to meet you!

0:40:10 > 0:40:12Judith sits down with Maggie and AJ

0:40:12 > 0:40:15to watch Tommy's third and final journey.

0:40:15 > 0:40:18Are you fucking serious? Undertake him, Tommy.

0:40:18 > 0:40:22- AJ:- No! No! Stay there.

0:40:22 > 0:40:27Just slow down, sit behind, and wait. Dangerous.

0:40:27 > 0:40:30- Would Tommy have done that if he was on his own?- No.

0:40:30 > 0:40:33- 'I think about three and a half glasses of champagne.'- Oh, God!

0:40:33 > 0:40:35Oh, OK. Then that's probably about

0:40:35 > 0:40:37one and a half, two glasses too many.

0:40:37 > 0:40:39But it actually takes an hour

0:40:39 > 0:40:41for one unit to come out of your system,

0:40:41 > 0:40:43and that's after eight hours.

0:40:43 > 0:40:47You're looking at 11 and a half hours before you should drive.

0:40:47 > 0:40:49'That's at 60.'

0:40:49 > 0:40:51Now, he would have driven.

0:40:51 > 0:40:56But, in his defence, he wouldn't normally drive to a club.

0:40:56 > 0:40:59- He hasn't NORMALLY got a car.- No.

0:40:59 > 0:41:03If he gets a car, he will drive, and he will think it's OK.

0:41:03 > 0:41:05Well, I don't know.

0:41:05 > 0:41:08Because I've always told him not to drink anything if he's driving.

0:41:08 > 0:41:11But he wants to drive now, and he would have driven now.

0:41:11 > 0:41:14Disappointed that Tommy was going to drink and drive.

0:41:14 > 0:41:16The temptation was too much for him,

0:41:16 > 0:41:17and he thought he was OK,

0:41:17 > 0:41:19- but he wasn't.- So...

0:41:25 > 0:41:27Tommy's back at his parents' house.

0:41:27 > 0:41:31He thinks he simply returning the keys to his mum's car.

0:41:31 > 0:41:34He has no idea what he's about to be confronted with.

0:41:34 > 0:41:36Yeah, good, yeah.

0:41:36 > 0:41:39Tommy, let me introduce you to Judith.

0:41:39 > 0:41:42Hello, how are you doing? All right? Nice to meet you.

0:41:42 > 0:41:45- Judith's a retired police traffic officer.- OK, yeah.

0:41:45 > 0:41:49And, um, all the time that you've been filming with your friends,

0:41:49 > 0:41:52- me and dad have been watching what you've been doing!- No way!

0:41:52 > 0:41:54- You haven't!- We have!

0:41:54 > 0:41:56- Where from?- Well, we were going to see it anyway.

0:41:56 > 0:42:01Tommy sits down to be told what's at stake.

0:42:01 > 0:42:04- Are you happy with that?- Yeah, I'm fine. Just shocked at you two!

0:42:04 > 0:42:09I'm so sorry! We never lie to you or keep things secret, but...

0:42:09 > 0:42:12- It's one thing we had to do, mate. - I know, mate.

0:42:12 > 0:42:18Yes, there was a potential part of a little competition here,

0:42:18 > 0:42:21where there's possibly a prize of a car up for grabs,

0:42:21 > 0:42:25depending on how well you did with your driving in everything, my love.

0:42:25 > 0:42:28Or else, giving you the opportunity to do an advanced driving course.

0:42:28 > 0:42:31But obviously, that depends on what decision was made.

0:42:31 > 0:42:34But we've all had input into the decision. But the final decision...

0:42:34 > 0:42:37- Is up to Judith.- OK, yeah.

0:42:37 > 0:42:40It's time for Tommy to watch his week behind the wheel.

0:42:40 > 0:42:42Be careful what you wish for!

0:42:42 > 0:42:44- So, you ready for this?- Yeah, I am.

0:42:44 > 0:42:46LAUGHTER

0:42:49 > 0:42:50'Disappointed, but not surprised.'

0:42:52 > 0:42:55'Absolutely crazy night. All my boys were mad. I was mad.'

0:42:57 > 0:43:00- 'Oh, my God! Shocking! - Shocking, I think! It is!

0:43:00 > 0:43:02'He hasn't actually been to any of his lectures.

0:43:02 > 0:43:05- 'You have lectures tomorrow! - I don't! I have Thursdays off!

0:43:05 > 0:43:08'Tommy just wants to play, doesn't he, all the time?

0:43:08 > 0:43:11'I know, well, he's going to have to grow up, isn't he?'

0:43:11 > 0:43:14- 'Driving a little bit slow. - Speed up, come on!

0:43:14 > 0:43:17'100! Ryan, you owe Tommy a tenner!

0:43:17 > 0:43:19'I've never been a father figure to my sons.

0:43:19 > 0:43:23'If I could turn the clocks back 15 years, and start again,

0:43:23 > 0:43:25'I would love to do that.

0:43:25 > 0:43:29'You're almost twice over the legal limit, Tommy.

0:43:29 > 0:43:30'I didn't realise that.'

0:43:32 > 0:43:36- Bad.- Tommy has the chance to plead his case.

0:43:36 > 0:43:40Can he convinces parents and Judith that he deserves his own car?

0:43:40 > 0:43:42If you come and spend a night out with me,

0:43:42 > 0:43:45I'm not really defending myself, I'm just saying how it is...

0:43:45 > 0:43:46- No, Tom...- If you come out with me,

0:43:46 > 0:43:49then you would understand how everyone is. It's not just me.

0:43:49 > 0:43:52I know it's lots of fun for you and everything,

0:43:52 > 0:43:54but I think you need to strike a happy medium, Tommy.

0:43:54 > 0:43:58Then Tommy addresses the relationship with his dad.

0:43:58 > 0:44:01Obviously, I said, obviously we're not as close as we should be.

0:44:01 > 0:44:03I hate that, because I say to Mum all the time

0:44:03 > 0:44:06I do want to spend more time with you. You are my dad. I do love you.

0:44:06 > 0:44:08Obviously, in the summer I'll be back,

0:44:08 > 0:44:10and at Christmas, will have a lot more father-son time.

0:44:10 > 0:44:12We can watch boxing and stuff together.

0:44:12 > 0:44:15We need to start building a better relationship than we have.

0:44:15 > 0:44:17- I think we should do. - I want to, mate.

0:44:17 > 0:44:19I've always said it to you, haven't I?

0:44:19 > 0:44:20It's decision time.

0:44:20 > 0:44:23There are lots of times when you're really good and very mature,

0:44:23 > 0:44:28and I did think, certainly on the drive to London,

0:44:28 > 0:44:31you dealt with that whole journey really well.

0:44:31 > 0:44:35And then, of course, there's the drinking.

0:44:35 > 0:44:38If I was going to somewhere like Essex, and was going to drink,

0:44:38 > 0:44:41- I wouldn't usually drive. - That's what your mum said.

0:44:41 > 0:44:42That you wouldn't normally.

0:44:42 > 0:44:45But having made the decision that you were going to drive,

0:44:45 > 0:44:46you had two choices.

0:44:46 > 0:44:49You either, before you go into the nightclub, say,

0:44:49 > 0:44:51- "I'm not drinking."- Yeah.

0:44:51 > 0:44:53Or, "I am going to get a skinful,

0:44:53 > 0:44:57- "I'm going to have a great night, and I'm getting a cab home."- Yeah.

0:44:57 > 0:45:01But you cannot get in the car, behind the wheel, if you've had...

0:45:01 > 0:45:06I mean, really, zero tolerance should be in this country.

0:45:06 > 0:45:10Now, I would plump for the driving course,

0:45:10 > 0:45:13because I think you especially would really benefit from it.

0:45:13 > 0:45:17But I also... I really do think you would learn.

0:45:17 > 0:45:20So it's back to driving school for Tommy.

0:45:20 > 0:45:23His speeding and potential drink-driving

0:45:23 > 0:45:25has scuppered his chances of owning a car. For now.

0:45:25 > 0:45:28Yeah, the opportunity of having a car has gone,

0:45:28 > 0:45:30but now I'm doing this advanced driving course,

0:45:30 > 0:45:34when I do get a car, I'm going to be twice as safe a driver

0:45:34 > 0:45:37as I already am, which is really good. So I'm happy.

0:45:37 > 0:45:39Come on, have a group hug.

0:45:39 > 0:45:40- Group hug!- Love you.

0:45:42 > 0:45:44You all right, yeah? Sweet.

0:45:52 > 0:45:54While Tommy's week's over,

0:45:54 > 0:45:58Chantelle still has an outside chance of getting her own car,

0:45:58 > 0:46:01and like Tommy, her final trip is also out clubbing.

0:46:01 > 0:46:05Her and Gaby are off to Gatecrasher in Birmingham.

0:46:05 > 0:46:07Birmingham is 75 miles from Thornbury,

0:46:07 > 0:46:10and if they miss the traffic on the M5,

0:46:10 > 0:46:12they should arrive in an hour and a half.

0:46:12 > 0:46:17It's 7:30pm, so they ought to be there by nine.

0:46:17 > 0:46:18Unlike Tommy and the lads,

0:46:18 > 0:46:22Chantelle's wisely booked a hotel for the evening,

0:46:22 > 0:46:25so that she can have a drink and let her hair down.

0:46:25 > 0:46:29We're on the M5, baby! Whoo!

0:46:29 > 0:46:31The journey should be easy from here,

0:46:31 > 0:46:33but this is Chantelle we're talking about.

0:46:33 > 0:46:35STEREO BLARES DANCE MUSIC

0:46:44 > 0:46:46No, he in't going in the fast lane!

0:46:46 > 0:46:48He's slow as fuck! Hang on!

0:46:48 > 0:46:50SHE SCREAMS

0:46:50 > 0:46:52What?! I ain't even got a horn!

0:46:56 > 0:46:57Fuck!

0:46:59 > 0:47:00Chan, I'm really proud of you.

0:47:00 > 0:47:03You haven't picked your phone up once.

0:47:03 > 0:47:04I know, I have to keep it away.

0:47:04 > 0:47:07I've made a vow to myself not to have my phone out,

0:47:07 > 0:47:09cos what if I killed someone?

0:47:09 > 0:47:11Is this really the same mobile-addicted Chantelle

0:47:11 > 0:47:13that started out a week ago?!

0:47:15 > 0:47:19And, for once, they've made good time as they hit Birmingham.

0:47:19 > 0:47:21- We're nearly there, Gab!- I know!

0:47:21 > 0:47:25OK, enter roundabout, go 170 feet, take the second exit.

0:47:25 > 0:47:28- Oh, it says we're eight minutes away.- Shut up!

0:47:28 > 0:47:32It's 9pm, and they're just a mile from the hotel.

0:47:32 > 0:47:36SHE CHEERS We've done it! We're in Birmingham!

0:47:36 > 0:47:38No, we've NEARLY done it.

0:47:38 > 0:47:39Look at the Morrisons!

0:47:39 > 0:47:42It just continues to say, "Bear left."

0:47:42 > 0:47:44Does it say at a roundabout anywhere?

0:47:44 > 0:47:46- No.- Go all the way down.

0:47:46 > 0:47:48I'm just going to keep left, you know?

0:47:48 > 0:47:50Enter roundabout, take second exit.

0:47:50 > 0:47:52Where's the roundabout?

0:47:52 > 0:47:54- Don't know.- Oh, we're at Morrisons again!

0:47:54 > 0:47:56I know, I think we have to take the second exit now.

0:47:56 > 0:47:59Hang on, I think we've gone the wrong way.

0:47:59 > 0:48:01Oh, no, shall I just go this way?

0:48:01 > 0:48:03Bear left. No, no, no, take the second exit.

0:48:03 > 0:48:06SHE SHOUTS Fucking Morrisons again!

0:48:06 > 0:48:08Third time lucky, all right?!

0:48:08 > 0:48:10At least we'll be able to find Morrisons.

0:48:10 > 0:48:13Almost walking distance from the hotel,

0:48:13 > 0:48:16the girls have been driving around, completely lost,

0:48:16 > 0:48:17for an hour and a half.

0:48:17 > 0:48:20It's the last straw for Chantelle.

0:48:20 > 0:48:21I give up.

0:48:22 > 0:48:25And it's not helpful, because I don't know how to drive.

0:48:34 > 0:48:36Digging deep, Chantelle tries another route.

0:48:39 > 0:48:42I'm fuming. I'm absolutely fuming.

0:48:42 > 0:48:47There is the fucking Comfort Inn!

0:48:47 > 0:48:49After driving round in circles

0:48:49 > 0:48:52for an unbelievable hour and 45 minutes,

0:48:52 > 0:48:56they finally arrive at the hotel and check in.

0:49:00 > 0:49:01No time to waste.

0:49:01 > 0:49:04Chantelle's getting tanked up on her usual tipple,

0:49:04 > 0:49:07but sensibly, she isn't driving again tonight.

0:49:07 > 0:49:09Oh, never again!

0:49:09 > 0:49:12Everyone's like, "Oh, Birmingham's well easy!"

0:49:12 > 0:49:13Is it, 'eck!

0:49:14 > 0:49:16I'm just going to say to the taxi driver,

0:49:16 > 0:49:19"Can you just take us to Gatecrasher, please?"

0:49:19 > 0:49:20He'll know, won't he? He'll know.

0:49:23 > 0:49:24I'm pissed.

0:49:44 > 0:49:47Two days later, and ex-traffic cop Judith's driving to Bristol

0:49:47 > 0:49:52for Chantelle's final viewing with her dad, Mike, and his mate, Mark.

0:49:52 > 0:49:56The last drive will probably be the one that sways me.

0:49:56 > 0:49:59At the moment, I'm very much on the fence

0:49:59 > 0:50:02and I'm not sure whether she deserves to have a car of her own.

0:50:02 > 0:50:05It's crunch time.

0:50:05 > 0:50:08Unless Chantelle has shown she can curb her road rage

0:50:08 > 0:50:10and stop using her phone permanently,

0:50:10 > 0:50:12she won't be getting the car.

0:50:15 > 0:50:17She's checking her mirrors.

0:50:17 > 0:50:21Oh, I think her driving is actually quite good. You know...

0:50:21 > 0:50:23Yeah.

0:50:23 > 0:50:26But I like the fact now that Gaby's actually got the phone

0:50:26 > 0:50:28and she's not on the phone, because that, to me,

0:50:28 > 0:50:30is my biggest bugbear.

0:50:30 > 0:50:32That was mine.

0:50:32 > 0:50:34The first drive, I thought,

0:50:34 > 0:50:37"Uh-oh, we've got somebody who's completely irresponsible,"

0:50:37 > 0:50:40and she's in charge of a lethal weapon,

0:50:40 > 0:50:43and the lipstick and the eating and the swearing

0:50:43 > 0:50:45and the road rage and the anger and the animation,

0:50:45 > 0:50:49it was everything that you don't want in a young person.

0:50:49 > 0:50:53The second drive was very slightly better.

0:50:53 > 0:50:57But then, the last drive, I saw a great improvement.

0:50:57 > 0:50:59She settled down, there was less road rage,

0:50:59 > 0:51:02there was less phone, there was less distractions.

0:51:02 > 0:51:04Mike, what do you think?

0:51:04 > 0:51:07For the first two journeys, I wasn't happy.

0:51:07 > 0:51:11And it was really hard to keep my mouth shut, do you know what I mean?

0:51:11 > 0:51:14I always tell her every time, "Keep off the phone, watch your speed."

0:51:14 > 0:51:17I always tell her that anyway. Her attitude has changed vastly.

0:51:17 > 0:51:19Not just the driving, but towards life itself.

0:51:19 > 0:51:22And I think that's great for me.

0:51:22 > 0:51:24And I think the more practice she gets in the car,

0:51:24 > 0:51:26the better she'd become.

0:51:26 > 0:51:28It's really not an easy decision for me.

0:51:33 > 0:51:35Chantelle's heading home,

0:51:35 > 0:51:38believing she's simply returning her dad's car.

0:51:38 > 0:51:41She has no idea what's really in store for her.

0:51:43 > 0:51:46All right, love? We've got a bit of a shock here, look!

0:51:46 > 0:51:47Oh, my God!

0:51:51 > 0:51:53All right?

0:51:53 > 0:51:54Aw, what's the matter, love?

0:51:56 > 0:51:59Didn't expect this, did you? No.

0:52:02 > 0:52:04This lady here is Judith.

0:52:04 > 0:52:07- She's a police officer...- Retired.

0:52:07 > 0:52:09- ..with the traffic...- Oh, God!

0:52:09 > 0:52:11..and we've been having a little look at you.

0:52:11 > 0:52:13Am I getting locked away or something?

0:52:13 > 0:52:14Little look at you over the past week.

0:52:14 > 0:52:16We've been spying on you a little bit.

0:52:16 > 0:52:18Oh, God! All right?

0:52:18 > 0:52:22Chantelle's about to see her antics on the road.

0:52:22 > 0:52:24'Fucking say thanks!'

0:52:24 > 0:52:25Oh, I'm sorry!

0:52:25 > 0:52:27- 'Silly prick!'- It gets better!

0:52:27 > 0:52:30Do you like yourself being like that?

0:52:30 > 0:52:33That looks disgusting, doesn't it?

0:52:33 > 0:52:35'I don't have a clue where I'm going.'

0:52:35 > 0:52:37Oh, no! On the phone.

0:52:37 > 0:52:38Mmm, on the phone!

0:52:38 > 0:52:40My hands are off the wheel!

0:52:40 > 0:52:42Yes, your hands are off the wheel.

0:52:42 > 0:52:43What are you steering with? Your knees?

0:52:43 > 0:52:45'Fuck!'

0:52:45 > 0:52:47- My language is appalling, isn't it?- Yes.

0:52:49 > 0:52:51That's opened my eyes up a little bit, that has.

0:52:53 > 0:52:57Maybe I'm not as much of a sick driver as I make out I am.

0:52:57 > 0:53:02My road rage is because I don't have anywhere else

0:53:02 > 0:53:04to vent, like, my anger.

0:53:04 > 0:53:07Just after talking to Gaby about loads of stuff like...

0:53:08 > 0:53:12..just what's going on in my life at the moment, I'm just not as angry.

0:53:13 > 0:53:17All right, I'm on the phone, and I've done my make-up and stuff.

0:53:17 > 0:53:19I'm not a dangerous driver. Like...

0:53:21 > 0:53:23I just...

0:53:23 > 0:53:27I just, I make a couple of mistakes and I've kind of realised,

0:53:27 > 0:53:31like, how dangerous it is to go on the phone.

0:53:31 > 0:53:33Do you think this is something you could change?

0:53:33 > 0:53:36Massively. I'll say it.

0:53:36 > 0:53:42Yeah, I would like the money for the car, because I've done...

0:53:42 > 0:53:45I've done my test, I've done all my lessons.

0:53:46 > 0:53:50SHE SOBS And it took me so long to get there.

0:53:50 > 0:53:53And it just feels like I'm doing it all over again.

0:53:53 > 0:53:56When all I do is just have my phone out and...

0:53:56 > 0:53:59You've learned your lesson on that phone, though, have you?

0:53:59 > 0:54:01Mmmm...like, I just...

0:54:01 > 0:54:04Well, we've seen a vast improvement, didn't we?

0:54:06 > 0:54:08But we have come to a decision,

0:54:08 > 0:54:11and we're going to give you the money for the car.

0:54:13 > 0:54:16- So, no more phones. - You're making me upset now!

0:54:18 > 0:54:20All right?

0:54:20 > 0:54:25In the end, by ditching her mobile and becoming a calmer driver,

0:54:25 > 0:54:29Chantelle's proved she's ready to get back on the road again

0:54:29 > 0:54:30in her very own car.

0:54:33 > 0:54:36I'm so happy. Thanks!

0:54:36 > 0:54:38Right, I'm dying for a cup of tea, so I'm going to have a tea.

0:54:38 > 0:54:40See you later.

0:54:40 > 0:54:43CAR HORNS BLARE

0:54:47 > 0:54:49A week later, and Tommy's back at driving school,

0:54:49 > 0:54:53being put through his paces with some advanced lessons.

0:54:53 > 0:54:55Ease off the gas gently.

0:54:55 > 0:54:57Car comes back, smooth, and away.

0:55:03 > 0:55:05The trainer was really nice.

0:55:05 > 0:55:07Taught me some new things about the car I didn't know before.

0:55:07 > 0:55:09Yeah, it was a really enjoyable day.

0:55:17 > 0:55:20Meanwhile, back in Bristol, the day's also arrived

0:55:20 > 0:55:24for Chantelle to pick up the keys to her own car.

0:55:24 > 0:55:28It's not quite a Katie Price Range Rover,

0:55:28 > 0:55:30but it'll be perfect to get around town.

0:55:30 > 0:55:32Oh, I love that! Thanks, Dad!

0:55:32 > 0:55:36- It's nice, isn't it? - Yeah, I like it a lot.

0:55:36 > 0:55:40- Oh, yes, please! Ooh! - Go on, then!

0:55:43 > 0:55:46Oh, my God! I've got a new car, and it's lush!

0:55:46 > 0:55:49It's got central locking and electric windows!

0:55:49 > 0:55:51SHE LAUGHS

0:55:53 > 0:55:55Chantelle is enjoying her new car,

0:55:55 > 0:55:59and no longer uses her mobile phone whilst driving.

0:55:59 > 0:56:02Next time on Barely Legal Drivers,

0:56:02 > 0:56:05we meet two teens who like to party.

0:56:05 > 0:56:07What are you doing?

0:56:07 > 0:56:09Don't fucking start before I punch you in your face!

0:56:09 > 0:56:11Do you know how fucking hard it is to drive,

0:56:11 > 0:56:14and you guys are all telling me where to go?!

0:56:14 > 0:56:16Tonight will end in a fight, for definite.

0:56:20 > 0:56:22Oh, my chandelier!

0:56:22 > 0:56:23Oh, my God!

0:56:23 > 0:56:27He's done a lot of good things, but he's also done a lot of bad things.

0:56:27 > 0:56:29- Yeah, just keep blowing. - My mum's going to go mad.

0:56:29 > 0:56:32Fuck college tomorrow!

0:56:32 > 0:56:34This is life!

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