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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Australia, home of the possum, cool surfer dudes, strange lingo...

0:00:05 > 0:00:07No worries, mate, fair dinkum.

0:00:07 > 0:00:09..lots of sunshine and the bonzer Barrier Reef.

0:00:09 > 0:00:12It's the biggest, most spectacular coral reef in the world,

0:00:12 > 0:00:15and what's more, every creature is linked to another.

0:00:15 > 0:00:19Just imagine one huge family tree dating back 18 million years.

0:00:19 > 0:00:22From the minuscule to the mammoth to the miraculous,

0:00:22 > 0:00:25they're all connected in Barney's Barrier Reef.

0:00:44 > 0:00:48Roll up, roll up, roll up! Get your special island coconuts,

0:00:48 > 0:00:49special coconuts right here.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52One for ten, two for 25, don't be disappointed,

0:00:52 > 0:00:53miss these and you miss out!

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Oh, what's so special about these?

0:00:56 > 0:00:58- Oh, these are island coconuts.- And?

0:00:58 > 0:01:02And there's only six of these in existence - at the moment -

0:01:02 > 0:01:05and you won't find any of these anywhere else -

0:01:05 > 0:01:06for about ten metres.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Well, they just look like normal coconuts to me.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Oh, well, that's where you're wrong, miss.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14You see, these are specially designed.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18Well, a coconut is a coconut, and...that one's empty.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21- Ah, yes, but... - Barney, you'd make a rubbish conman.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Ah, how did you know it was me?

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Luckily, the shady creatures of the underwater world

0:01:28 > 0:01:32are much smarter conmen, and better masters at disguise.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35I tell you what, you can have it...for 20.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Time to take a look at the tricks of the trade

0:01:38 > 0:01:40of the real Barrier Reef conmen.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46So for our first creature conman,

0:01:46 > 0:01:50erm, I think we've encountered a breathing rock.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Yeah, that may or may not be an eye.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56And those may or may not be...teeth.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59- You were right the first time. - And so were you.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02We're looking at a stonefish, a master of disguise,

0:02:02 > 0:02:04a true monster of the deep.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08And he is ugly!

0:02:09 > 0:02:13He's a right fidget, he can't get comfortable.

0:02:13 > 0:02:14And he really needs to be comfortable,

0:02:14 > 0:02:16because he may be there for a while.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19He's a true professional undercover conman, this one.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24- FISH ON RIGHT:- Nice day for it, eh?

0:02:25 > 0:02:27- Er, Sid? - STONEFISH BURPS

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Meet one of the ocean's most convincing tricksters.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32He has all the tools to disguise himself

0:02:32 > 0:02:34and stake out any passing prey.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Hey!

0:02:36 > 0:02:39He has thick skin covered in slimy algae to resemble a stone,

0:02:39 > 0:02:43eyes that can constantly look all around him, his very own binoculars.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47Upturned mouth facing the surface, all the better to gulp you with.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51Add that all up, and you get an easy meal for this geezer.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55You wouldn't want to meet one of these conmen in a dark alley.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58They're so well disguised.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00There are no warning signs,

0:03:00 > 0:03:02and you can be history in about 15 milliseconds.

0:03:02 > 0:03:03- FISH:- Huh?

0:03:03 > 0:03:07Their skin just keeps growing and growing and growing

0:03:07 > 0:03:09to become really thick-skinned.

0:03:09 > 0:03:13Hey, stupid, stinky stonefish, you are ugly and your breath stinks.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Waaaah!

0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Hey, that's a bit mean.- I'm just seeing how thick-skinned he is.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Oh, not that kind of thick-skinned.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25The stonefish is the ultimate master of disguise,

0:03:25 > 0:03:27blending into the background and lying in wait

0:03:27 > 0:03:29for poor innocent fish.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Here's our next trickster.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Why are we looking at two leaves, Gem?

0:03:37 > 0:03:40- We're not. - One leaf, two leaf - yes, we are.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42No, one of them is faking it.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46Is that fish feeling OK? Come on, mate, swim properly,

0:03:46 > 0:03:47you're rubbish.

0:03:47 > 0:03:48Hey!

0:03:48 > 0:03:53Don't insult our fish. Even if they are conmen, it's all part of his act.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56He doesn't just look like a leaf, he behaves like one, too.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Oh, wow, that sounds like so much fun - not!

0:04:01 > 0:04:03It's not about fun.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06This is a baby batfish, and pretending to be a leaf

0:04:06 > 0:04:10is a cunning way of escaping from the jaws of potential predators.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Oh, well, he deserves an Oscar, then.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Oh, that's an extremely convincing performance!

0:04:15 > 0:04:16Oh, very moving, sweetie!

0:04:16 > 0:04:19But couldn't he choose something more exciting to impersonate?

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Not if he wants to survive.

0:04:21 > 0:04:25No fish is going to want to nibble on a dry old leaf,

0:04:25 > 0:04:29so he gets left alone until he grows up and heads for the big reef.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32And when he's an adult, he swims like a proper fish,

0:04:32 > 0:04:36and when he's grown up, there's nothing leafy about him at all,

0:04:36 > 0:04:38he happily munches on jellyfish.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41So the stonefish pretends to be a dreary old stone

0:04:41 > 0:04:43and the batfish a limp, lifeless leaf.

0:04:43 > 0:04:48Yep, so they're connected because they're both fakers.

0:04:51 > 0:04:52Hello, long stripy snake,

0:04:52 > 0:04:56you've got the whole ocean to yourself there by the looks of it.

0:04:56 > 0:04:57- SNAKE:- Yeah!

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Oh, and here's another one.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01He's not a snake, Gem, he's a snake eel.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Don't be ridiculous, Barney, he's either a snake or an eel,

0:05:04 > 0:05:06they're two separate animals.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09I mean, they may look alike, but they're still different.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12It's like calling something a rabbit, hare, a frog, toad

0:05:12 > 0:05:14or zebra, horse just because they look similar.

0:05:14 > 0:05:19It may be ludicrous, but it's true and for a very cunning reason.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Meet the deadly banded sea snake.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Hello, banded sea snake, you look familiar.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27And here is the snake eel.

0:05:29 > 0:05:30Er, confusion overload.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33OK, well, let's have a look at the CV, shall we?

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Ah, so the snake eel looks like the snake, swims like the snake,

0:05:55 > 0:05:58but is a fish, not a reptile, and it's not venomous.

0:05:58 > 0:05:59Erm, why?

0:05:59 > 0:06:00Well, it's a complete con.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02By copying the way the sea snake looks,

0:06:02 > 0:06:05the snake eel is much less likely to get attacked.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Which is why he is so confidently swimming through the reef

0:06:08 > 0:06:10without a care in the world.

0:06:10 > 0:06:15So the leaf-loving batfish and the fake snake eel are connected

0:06:15 > 0:06:17because they're both complete fakers.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Bring on the next conman, please.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27So our sneaky snake eel is not the only shifty mimic in the reef,

0:06:27 > 0:06:30wait until you see these two amazing lookalikes.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34Let me introduce you to the black-saddled toby fish.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36He's part of the pufferfish family.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Ah, he's a cutie.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42He's a toxic cutie, as it happens.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45He has poisonous skin, and his yellow, black and white colourings

0:06:45 > 0:06:48tell passing predators that he tastes horrible.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51This is all very interesting, Barney, but really he's not a conman, is he?

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Patience, Gemma, patience.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57Let me introduce another fish altogether, the mimic leatherjacket.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Hang on...let me see that again.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08It's like spot the difference, they're exactly the same.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Yeah, pretty much.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12You see the toby fish is not exactly an Olympic swimmer,

0:07:12 > 0:07:16so he has toxic skin and bright bee-like colouring instead.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20So it means he can happily swim along knowing he won't get gobbled up,

0:07:20 > 0:07:24because his bright colour screams, "I'm toxic, stay away!"

0:07:25 > 0:07:29Yeah, the leatherjacket doesn't have poisonous skin,

0:07:29 > 0:07:32so it mimics the toxic toby fish to the last little black dot.

0:07:32 > 0:07:37Ah, so he looks poisonous when actually he's as harmless as a fly!

0:07:37 > 0:07:40That's well crafty.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43The snake eel and the leatherjacket are connected

0:07:43 > 0:07:45because they are both toxic copycats.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51BAGPIPES PLAY

0:07:54 > 0:07:57- IN SCOTTISH ACCENT:- Well, hello! It's the fangblenny fish.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00- Are they Scottish?- Er, no, I just thought that "fangblenny"

0:08:00 > 0:08:02sounds like a Scottish name.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05It's actually called fangblenny because it's got big fangs,

0:08:05 > 0:08:08and "blenny" comes from the Greek for "mucus"

0:08:08 > 0:08:11because it has really slimy skin.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Ooh, but is he a slimy character?

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Oh, yes, it's slime for me to explain.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21- I hope that's as bad as it gets, please continue.- Sorry.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29So this is the fangblenny in his normal outfit,

0:08:29 > 0:08:32a nice shade of orange.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36And this is the cleaner wrasse, one of the reef's most popular fish.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40The cleaner wrasse are reef heroes, because they nibble and clean up

0:08:40 > 0:08:42nasty parasites from other fishes' bodies.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Ooh, not my idea of a good meal, but each to their own.

0:08:45 > 0:08:49And the fangblenny feeds on scales and chunks of fish flesh.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51- FISH:- Hey!

0:08:51 > 0:08:57As fresh as it gets, actually - straight off a fish's body.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Eugh!

0:09:01 > 0:09:05So the crafty fangblenny already swims quite like the wrasse,

0:09:05 > 0:09:08but when he decides he wants a piece of the parasite action,

0:09:08 > 0:09:10he pairs up with a cleaner wrasse

0:09:10 > 0:09:13and changes his outfit to look like him.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15They're exactly the same.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Ah, so he tries to fool the fish into thinking

0:09:19 > 0:09:23they're going for a nice fish wash with the cleaner wrasse,

0:09:23 > 0:09:26but instead they're going to get their flesh nibbled

0:09:26 > 0:09:29by a fishy conman - ooh!

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Both the mimic leather jacket and crafty fangblenny

0:09:31 > 0:09:34steal other fishes' IDs for an easier life.

0:09:34 > 0:09:39These two cheeky conmen are connected by cunning cases of stolen identity.

0:09:43 > 0:09:48- These cute fish are looking right at you!- Meet the twinspot gobies.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50They have, well, twin spots.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Which is their front end and which is their back end?

0:09:52 > 0:09:56Ah-ha, well, that's their con. Their two-spotted fin is confusing

0:09:56 > 0:09:59to our eyes and even more confusing to the underwater world.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01In fact, they're also named the crab-eye goby,

0:10:01 > 0:10:06because they pretend to be a crab to fool predators.

0:10:06 > 0:10:07Let's take a closer look.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Ah, that's the real eye...

0:10:10 > 0:10:15Oh, or is that their eye? Ah, they're very clever, these little gobies.

0:10:15 > 0:10:19- GOBIES:- Can I help you?- What are you looking at?- Do you mind?

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Oh, very yummy sand, hmm!

0:10:21 > 0:10:25They're bottom feeders, so spend most of that time munching on sand

0:10:25 > 0:10:26to filter through any nibbles.

0:10:28 > 0:10:29They're also behaving like twins,

0:10:29 > 0:10:32I mean, look at them moving completely in sync.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Yeah, brace yourself, romantic moment coming.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41- They're in love!- You're kidding.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Nope, gobies mate for life and are completely faithful to each other,

0:10:44 > 0:10:47which may explain why they're so in sync.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49What's the connection between this slushy pair

0:10:49 > 0:10:52and the feisty fangblenny?

0:10:52 > 0:10:53They are both crafty in pairs.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55The fangblenny is only inspired

0:10:55 > 0:10:57when a cleaner wrasse is around,

0:10:57 > 0:10:59and the gobies only have eyes for each other.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07Right, let's take a look back at our crazy conmen collections.

0:11:07 > 0:11:11So how do we get from that way-too- convincing fish dressed as a stone

0:11:11 > 0:11:13and end up with these odd goby twosome?

0:11:13 > 0:11:14Let's reef-cap.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19He may not be the best looking conman you'll ever meet,

0:11:19 > 0:11:23but he's certainly one of the most effective.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24The big gulping stonefish.

0:11:24 > 0:11:29From one extreme to the other, our delicate little batfish cons his way

0:11:29 > 0:11:31out of trouble by pretending to be a leaf.

0:11:31 > 0:11:35Bizarre, but not as bizarre as this ocean scam,

0:11:35 > 0:11:37an eel pretending to be a snake.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40It gets him a much better deal in the ocean, though,

0:11:40 > 0:11:42just like our friend the leather jackets,

0:11:42 > 0:11:44pretending to be the toxic toby fish.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47So much so you can hardly tell the difference between them.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50It's a bit like stealing someone's ID.

0:11:50 > 0:11:55And their clothes...and their face.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Just like the crafty fangblenny,

0:11:58 > 0:12:01riding on the reputation of the popular cleaner wrasse.

0:12:01 > 0:12:06The little gobies aren't scary at all, but their false eyes are freaky.

0:12:06 > 0:12:10Here's looking at you - from my side.

0:12:10 > 0:12:14So who's our next shady sea dealer?

0:12:22 > 0:12:26- This is the peculiar little pufferfish.- FISH:- Ni hao.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29With its silly helicopter fins and weird box-shaped head,

0:12:29 > 0:12:33some are pretty, some are spotty or have a fondness for leopardskin,

0:12:33 > 0:12:35and some even resemble other animals.

0:12:38 > 0:12:42So at first glance quite cute and cuddly, really.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44But this is a show about conmen of the reef.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Oh, no!

0:12:46 > 0:12:48And this darling little puffer

0:12:48 > 0:12:50is one of the world's most poisonous fish.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52They have a deadly toxin inside,

0:12:52 > 0:12:56so anything that tries to eat them gets poisoned.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58And their skin is often covered in spikes,

0:12:58 > 0:13:02so either way, they're not first on any predator's menu.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Ah, that explains why they're so out and proud.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09In fact, pufferfish aren't content with just being toxic and spiky.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11They have another con-trick to beat all cons.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14It's not subtle, but boy, is it effective!

0:13:14 > 0:13:18I'm a little pufferfish just minding my own business.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21I look so sweet and innocent, don't I?

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Now, leave me alone.

0:13:23 > 0:13:27No, I mean it, really, go away, cos you won't like me when I'm angry.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30- Seriously, you won't... - ..Like me when I'm angry!

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Now see what you've made me do! I warned you, didn't I?

0:13:33 > 0:13:35I am now a big spiky ball in a bad mood!

0:13:37 > 0:13:39With their sensational water-sucking action,

0:13:39 > 0:13:43they transform from this...to this.

0:13:43 > 0:13:47So by increasing their size by more than three times

0:13:47 > 0:13:50into this ludicrous spiky ball, they con their enemies

0:13:50 > 0:13:53into thinking they're much bigger than they actually are.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55And let's face it, who wants to attempt

0:13:55 > 0:13:57to eat a big spiky poisonous ball?

0:13:57 > 0:13:59I would say, erm, no-one.

0:13:59 > 0:14:03Cool con. Imagine if we could do that.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06You just don't look as scary, though.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Our peculiar pufferfish can transform

0:14:08 > 0:14:10into a spiky beach ball,

0:14:10 > 0:14:12and the twinspot goby

0:14:12 > 0:14:14make themselves look like giant crabs.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17So they are connected because their size lies.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Meow!

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Wow, there must be some tasty fish food here,

0:14:21 > 0:14:23it's a bit of a fish fight.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26- Meet the catfish.- Meow!

0:14:26 > 0:14:30Catfish, are you sure? I can't see the resemblance.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33Well, from a distance, they look like quite ordinary fish,

0:14:33 > 0:14:36but there's something rather whiskery going on in the mouth area.

0:14:36 > 0:14:40- Fish with whiskers.- Well, they're actually called barbels.

0:14:40 > 0:14:44They're basically sand-stirrers for the catfish to rummage around

0:14:44 > 0:14:46on the sea floor for tasty morsels.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Why do they all need to rummage in the same bit of sand?

0:14:49 > 0:14:52It's a device to make themselves look too big to bother with.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56So their predators see them as one big animal and think,

0:14:56 > 0:14:57"No way, too much hassle"?

0:14:59 > 0:15:00Yep.

0:15:00 > 0:15:04With up to 100 fish in one gang at a time,

0:15:04 > 0:15:08they use their numbers to appear more threatening to their enemies.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Who wants to bother battling 100 catfish

0:15:10 > 0:15:14when they could snaffle up a single fish here and there?

0:15:14 > 0:15:15I guess not every fish has the ability to blow

0:15:15 > 0:15:17themselves up like Mr Pufferfish.

0:15:17 > 0:15:21So they have to use other ways to con and confuse their enemies.

0:15:24 > 0:15:28Like the pufferfish, the crafty catfish use size trickery to fool

0:15:28 > 0:15:32their enemies by ganging together to form one big feeding ball.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34So, who's our next crafty conman?

0:15:40 > 0:15:44- CRABS:- Oh, does my hair look all right? I can't get it right.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47I'm itching to stick this bit of algae on. How do I look?

0:15:47 > 0:15:48A little too green.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51I need a bit of white stuff here,

0:15:51 > 0:15:53a ball of fluff here.

0:15:53 > 0:15:57Give it a clean first - health and safety. I love dressing up!

0:15:57 > 0:15:58Ooh, baby!

0:16:00 > 0:16:04I reckon these crabs have got a little carried away

0:16:04 > 0:16:05with the ocean dressing-up box.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Hello!

0:16:07 > 0:16:13These crabs are called decorator crabs, and the name says it all.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16They spend most of their time decorating themselves

0:16:16 > 0:16:18in bits and pieces of the reef for disguise.

0:16:18 > 0:16:19That's so cool!

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Whether they prefer the pebble-dash look...

0:16:22 > 0:16:25The more traditional leafy green attire...

0:16:25 > 0:16:27These stone-like accessories...

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Or the mad purple hair, whatever they pick

0:16:29 > 0:16:32allows them to skulk around unnoticed by their enemies.

0:16:32 > 0:16:36So they're dressing up to disguise themselves with outfits that mean

0:16:36 > 0:16:37they can completely blend in.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42Clever, eh? I wish we could do that.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44I think we'd look even weirder.

0:16:44 > 0:16:48Plus, we're not covered in tiny hooks that we can attach stuff to,

0:16:48 > 0:16:50like the decorator crab.

0:16:50 > 0:16:51Which reminds me.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Why did the crab cross the road?

0:16:53 > 0:16:57- I don't know. - To get to the other tide!

0:16:57 > 0:17:00To get to the other...it's like side, but tide. It's a crab.

0:17:00 > 0:17:01Awesome.

0:17:01 > 0:17:05Try this one. This one's free. What's a crab's favourite movie?

0:17:05 > 0:17:07- I don't know.- Claws!

0:17:07 > 0:17:11Like Jaws, but if you're a crab, it's claws.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12Get off me!

0:17:12 > 0:17:15That was so unnecessary.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18Like the catfish, who uses his mates to blend in with

0:17:18 > 0:17:20other big fish, the crab uses bits

0:17:20 > 0:17:24and pieces from around his home to blend in with his environment.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26The catfish and decorator crab are the ultimate

0:17:26 > 0:17:29"use more to blend in" ocean conmen.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36- Barney? - What?- I'll give you 100 coconuts

0:17:36 > 0:17:39if you can spot our next conman. You have five seconds, starting now.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43There, on the right...no, the top left...no, they're

0:17:43 > 0:17:47in the middle...oh, man!

0:17:47 > 0:17:51My coconuts are safe! Here he is.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53That's just a piece of coral.

0:17:53 > 0:17:54Hang on, the coral moved.

0:17:54 > 0:17:58We've seen an eel that looks like a snake,

0:17:58 > 0:18:01a leaf impersonator and a crab that dresses up.

0:18:01 > 0:18:06But in my book, nothing beats this little fellow, the pygmy seahorse.

0:18:07 > 0:18:12But how... Is it computer-generated?

0:18:12 > 0:18:14They've got very stilted moves, haven't they?

0:18:14 > 0:18:17- SEAHORSE:- Oh, I want to go there.

0:18:17 > 0:18:21Look, I've made it! Oh, hello!

0:18:21 > 0:18:24Just an amazing example of how nothing in the ocean

0:18:24 > 0:18:26is as it first appears.

0:18:26 > 0:18:30These little fellows are seahorses, but so tiny, it's untrue.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33The size of the nail on your little finger, in fact.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36They're tiny, all right. How come they don't just get blown away?

0:18:36 > 0:18:39Their curly tail allows them to swing from branch to branch,

0:18:39 > 0:18:41a bit like a cheeky monkey.

0:18:41 > 0:18:46And as they swing, they feed on tiny animals that float by.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48How come they look so much like their home?

0:18:48 > 0:18:51They're such home bodies that they have blended in perfectly.

0:18:51 > 0:18:56It would literally be like me turning into my home to the last detail.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00They even have the same lumps and bumps.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02I know. Taken out of the coral,

0:19:02 > 0:19:05they'd look like they had a bad case of chicken pox,

0:19:05 > 0:19:07but in the coral, they blend in perfectly.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09I can't see the seahorse resemblance.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11They don't look much like horses, do they?

0:19:11 > 0:19:15Well, they are seahorses, but to help them blend in even more

0:19:15 > 0:19:18to their coral home, they've lost their famous seahorse snout

0:19:18 > 0:19:21that you see on their relatives, the regular seahorses.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24Yeah, his snout's been chopped off, hasn't it?

0:19:24 > 0:19:26He looks more like a pig than a horse.

0:19:26 > 0:19:30Like their cousins, the seahorses, their mummy is a daddy.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Are you horsing around?

0:19:36 > 0:19:40No, it's true. They're the only animal in the world

0:19:40 > 0:19:42where the male gets pregnant and has babies.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44You mean this little fellow is a momma?

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Yep, and you can see the babies moving around.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50So technically not a conman in the fish world,

0:19:50 > 0:19:52but a weird one in the human world.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Look, these two are playing a game.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57I suppose you have to entertain yourself

0:19:57 > 0:19:59when you're stuck on a coral for life.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02So like the dressing-up decorator crab,

0:20:02 > 0:20:04the pygmy seahorse is a brilliant mimic,

0:20:04 > 0:20:05and can con anyone into thinking

0:20:05 > 0:20:08they were just looking at pretty coral.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10What fantastic ocean fakery!

0:20:10 > 0:20:13- Time to catch up with our cunning con artists.- How do you do?

0:20:13 > 0:20:15All right, thanks.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24The ocean conners have a few clever tricks up their sleeves.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26What's more, they're all linked together.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Puffer by name, puffed up by nature.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31Size lies with this crafty pufferfish.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33But if your size is set,

0:20:33 > 0:20:37why not hang out in a big whiskery posse like our catfish?

0:20:37 > 0:20:41For pure individuality, you can't beat the dressing up decorator crab,

0:20:41 > 0:20:45as he adds yet another bit of random weed to his outfit.

0:20:46 > 0:20:51Still, it fools his predators, so who cares if he looks a bit daft?

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Unlike the pygmy seahorses.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56They look so similar to their surroundings,

0:20:56 > 0:21:01you can't even find them. Now, that is coral mimicry to the extreme.

0:21:01 > 0:21:02So, who's up next?

0:21:08 > 0:21:11And to the left, and to the right.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13OK, your turn.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Spot the weed that is really swaying in the breeze,

0:21:16 > 0:21:18and the fish that is pretending to sway in the breeze.

0:21:18 > 0:21:22They're all pretty convincing. I'd say the one in the middle.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25Correct. Meet the ghost pipefish.

0:21:27 > 0:21:32The name says it all. They look like pipes and move like ghosts.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35They do look eerily like they're just hovering in thin air,

0:21:35 > 0:21:36like a ghost.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38But they have to move like that.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40What would be the point of looking so weed-like

0:21:40 > 0:21:42if they zoomed around the reef?

0:21:42 > 0:21:47Talking of weed...why did the pufferfish blush? Cos the sea weed!

0:21:47 > 0:21:49It did a wee!

0:21:50 > 0:21:55- Let's pretend that never happened. Back to the ghost pipefish.- OK.

0:21:56 > 0:22:00They're brilliant impersonators, and are also related to seahorses,

0:22:00 > 0:22:03which explains their weird floaty moves.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06You're telling me! How do they do other stuff, like feed,

0:22:06 > 0:22:09if they have to stay weed-like the whole time?

0:22:09 > 0:22:11When they're upside down, they can view their food better,

0:22:11 > 0:22:12and they can suck it up

0:22:12 > 0:22:15while hanging around pretending to be seaweed.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17So another super smart impersonating con.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20If only we had that skill, things would be so much easier.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Like the pygmy seahorse, the weedy ghost pipefish

0:22:24 > 0:22:28can impersonate their environment, right down to their floaty moves.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31So the pygmy seahorse and ghost pipefish are linked

0:22:31 > 0:22:33because they're both great impersonators.

0:22:39 > 0:22:43- Wow, it's a thin fish army.- They do move like stormtroopers, don't they?

0:22:46 > 0:22:48Now a bit of formation dancing. And why not?

0:22:48 > 0:22:50And what's more,

0:22:50 > 0:22:51they're swimming upright.

0:22:51 > 0:22:55Which is why they look like puppets dangling from invisible string.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59And now you can hardly see them. What are we talking about here?

0:22:59 > 0:23:01These are razorfish.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Razor-like body, razor-like name.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10They are cool. I like them.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12But surely they're not conmen?

0:23:12 > 0:23:15They certainly are, but they're cool conmen.

0:23:15 > 0:23:19They have a few con tricks up their sleeves, so they're quite chilled.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21I guess a razor mouth is one of them.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24It helps, but they are masters of disguise.

0:23:24 > 0:23:28They can make themselves look super-thin, almost invisible.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Their long body and sharp spine

0:23:31 > 0:23:33allows them to hide in similar-looking animals,

0:23:33 > 0:23:34like the sea urchin.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36Oh, yeah. Where have they gone?

0:23:37 > 0:23:42And their vertical swimming style allows them to sneak up on their food

0:23:42 > 0:23:45in a weird, silent, bobbing way.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48- But they can swim normally. - That's another of their tricky ways.

0:23:48 > 0:23:52They can swim like normal fish, but choose not to.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55If they swim head down, they can hide and ambush their prey,

0:23:55 > 0:23:57so why do anything else?

0:23:57 > 0:23:59This upside down thing's catching on.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01- The ghost pipefish liked it, too. - Exactly!

0:24:01 > 0:24:04So, like the ghost pipefish,

0:24:04 > 0:24:08the razorfish choose to hang out upside down in the name of disguise.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16- ANGLERFISH:- It's a bit breezy!

0:24:16 > 0:24:19I'm getting blown away!

0:24:21 > 0:24:23That was close.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26These flipping frog feet are useless.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Luckily, I have a cunning plan.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31Most people call me the frogfish,

0:24:31 > 0:24:36and tend to laugh at my unusual appearance and bad hair.

0:24:36 > 0:24:40But I'm also known in inner circles as the anglerfish.

0:24:40 > 0:24:44I may look like a useless hairy object, but I have a little device

0:24:44 > 0:24:48that has fooled many and earned me my reputation as quite a trickster.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51Allow me to demonstrate my in-built fishing rod!

0:24:51 > 0:24:55That's why I'm called the anglerfish. Get it now?

0:24:55 > 0:24:59On the end of my rod is this false worm.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02And you thought it was a real worm!

0:25:02 > 0:25:07That's what my victims fall for every time. Ha-ha-ha!

0:25:07 > 0:25:10What a cunning plan from the anglerfish!

0:25:10 > 0:25:12And to think he looks so useless.

0:25:12 > 0:25:16He's awesome. Surely the ultimate con master.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19Camouflage, an almost invisible fishing rod,

0:25:19 > 0:25:22false worm bait and their big, gulping gob.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Foolproof, I'd say.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Like our other con master, the razorfish,

0:25:26 > 0:25:31their stealthy hunting ability means their prey have no chance.

0:25:31 > 0:25:35So, crafty hunting links these two, and the sneaky anglerfish links back

0:25:35 > 0:25:39to the stuffy stonefish, because they're both fishermen con artists.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41What a load of consters!

0:25:41 > 0:25:44I don't think that's a word, but I know what you mean.

0:25:44 > 0:25:48Let's look back over our shady scammers.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55We started with the stonefish.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58He pretends to be a stone, so he can snaffle prey out of nowhere.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00Like the leafy flatfish.

0:26:00 > 0:26:04But for him, disguise is about blending in to survive.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06I love the sneaky snake eel.

0:26:06 > 0:26:07He's not a poisonous snake at all,

0:26:07 > 0:26:10but pretends to be one so he can swim around unhassled.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13Which connects him to our trickster, the leatherjacket,

0:26:13 > 0:26:15that mimics the venomous toby fish,

0:26:15 > 0:26:17knowing that it'll prevent him from being gobbled up.

0:26:17 > 0:26:21Then there's the feisty fangblenny, who pretends to be kind and caring,

0:26:21 > 0:26:24but is actually anything but.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26And you've got nothing to worry about

0:26:26 > 0:26:28if your false eyes confuse your predators

0:26:28 > 0:26:30into thinking you're a crab.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33Oops!

0:26:33 > 0:26:36The preposterous pufferfish goes from cute fish to

0:26:36 > 0:26:38scary spiky fish in seconds.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41But if you don't have blow-up powers,

0:26:41 > 0:26:43ganging together can con predators into thinking

0:26:43 > 0:26:47you're one big animal not to be messed with, like our crazy catfish.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51I prefer the dressing up decorator crab.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53At least he uses recycled disguises to hide away.

0:26:53 > 0:26:57But for pure hidden talent, you can't beat the pygmy seahorses,

0:26:57 > 0:26:59so identical to their surroundings,

0:26:59 > 0:27:02they look like a bit of coral, right down to their lumps and bumps.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05Like their relative, the ghostly pipefish.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07With their amazing blending skills,

0:27:07 > 0:27:10they can feed on and impersonate seaweed at the same time.

0:27:10 > 0:27:14Speaking of upside down, the ridiculous razorfish swim head down,

0:27:14 > 0:27:18so they can hide and sneak up on their food at the same time.

0:27:19 > 0:27:23But none are more cunning than the ultimate conman.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Angler by name, angler by nature.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28The anglerfish trick their victims into thinking it's dinner time

0:27:28 > 0:27:30before it's kaput.

0:27:30 > 0:27:34Barney, you were a rubbish conman compared to that lot.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37Here's your homemade unique snorkel back, by the way.

0:27:37 > 0:27:39Hey, that is hand-crafted quality.

0:27:39 > 0:27:43Well, I'm with you on the snorkel, but that mask is...

0:27:43 > 0:27:46OK, that's just...

0:27:46 > 0:27:49so we'll tape that up, and you're good to go.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51£2. Good deal.

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