Born Lucky

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03You ready?

0:00:18 > 0:00:20Crazy.

0:00:20 > 0:00:23Amazing. Bonkers.

0:00:24 > 0:00:25I'm Joanne.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29I'm part of a very exclusive club.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33There are only seven people like me on the planet.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37I am in demand all over the world.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Everybody, Joanne O'Riordan.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46I've been on TV more times than I can remember.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48I've met Westlife AND One Direction.

0:00:48 > 0:00:49I'm a teenage girl!

0:00:49 > 0:00:53My motto in life is that if you want something...

0:00:53 > 0:00:56you've got to go and get it.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58So what makes me so special?

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Is it my easygoing charm?

0:01:01 > 0:01:05I hate being told what to do. I'm an independent woman.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Or my sense of humour?

0:01:09 > 0:01:10Or was I just born lucky?

0:01:20 > 0:01:23My name is Joanne O'Riordan. I'm 17.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27I was born with total amelia.

0:01:29 > 0:01:30That's Greek for no limbs.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36It's a really rare condition.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40On top of that, I slouch!

0:01:40 > 0:01:43So doctors have put a titanium rod that runs up my spine.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Other than that, I'm a normal teenage girl.

0:01:49 > 0:01:50I love fashion...

0:01:50 > 0:01:54Thank God I don't have feet - I'd cost my dad a fortune!

0:01:54 > 0:01:55..sports...

0:01:58 > 0:02:00..music...

0:02:00 > 0:02:02# She can't sing She can't dance... #

0:02:03 > 0:02:05..and my dog Sally.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Ah! She bit my bum!

0:02:14 > 0:02:18I live in Ireland with Anne. That's what I call my mum.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Yeah, I love calling her Anne. She doesn't respond otherwise.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23And my dad Joe.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Guess how they came up with my name?

0:02:26 > 0:02:27Joe and Anne. Joanne. Geddit?

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Genius.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35And at the moment, my older brother Steven is here.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Steven's my fashion advisor. He thinks he's Gok Wan.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Action!

0:02:41 > 0:02:42And for the last couple of months,

0:02:42 > 0:02:45I've been followed by Mark from the BBC.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47I've always made the most of what I've got,

0:02:47 > 0:02:51with what I like to call my little arm.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54This is the joy stick to drive my chair.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55I can get around...

0:02:59 > 0:03:00..feed myself...

0:03:00 > 0:03:02This takes skill.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09..clean my teeth...

0:03:12 > 0:03:14..walk the dog.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19I use my phone for texting...

0:03:21 > 0:03:24I have muscle pains at the top of my lip if I text too much,

0:03:24 > 0:03:25it gets tired.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29..and games.

0:03:35 > 0:03:39I've even worked out a class way to work my laptop - fairly cool.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41One time, we did one of those, like, tests at school

0:03:41 > 0:03:45and I typed 36 words per minute. I think.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49From a very early age, Joanne was very independent.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54The word no never came into Joanne's vocabulary.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57She was like, "I'm here, I want to do what you're doing,

0:03:57 > 0:03:59"I want to be the same as everybody else.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02"I might be doing it in a completely different way,

0:04:02 > 0:04:04"but I'm actually able to do it."

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Do you want to see One Direction's tour bus?

0:04:07 > 0:04:08It's nicer than the house.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Look, there's me!

0:04:13 > 0:04:17I've always been encouraged to be independent and I never give up.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Steven's been filming me since I was a baby.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25I tried legs...

0:04:27 > 0:04:29..and arms,

0:04:29 > 0:04:32but I never really got on with them.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Frankly, when you've got no limbs, everything's a challenge

0:04:36 > 0:04:39and there are just some things that I can't do by myself.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41This is how I clean my eye.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Simple stuff like itching...

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Thanks, great.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51..washing...

0:04:51 > 0:04:52I can't see!

0:04:55 > 0:04:57..dressing...

0:04:58 > 0:05:00..and, er, other stuff too.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03I have to go to the bathroom.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05- Are you serious?- Yes.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08And no! You can't come with me!

0:05:10 > 0:05:14There's nothing straightforward about my life, but is anyone's?

0:05:14 > 0:05:17MUSIC: "Kiss You" by One Direction

0:05:17 > 0:05:18# We can go out any day any night

0:05:18 > 0:05:21# I'll take you there... #

0:05:21 > 0:05:23I say think positive!

0:05:23 > 0:05:27You'll get a whole lot more out of life than if you just mope around.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29This is my bedroom...

0:05:29 > 0:05:30Awkward.

0:05:30 > 0:05:34Because being born this way does have its advantages.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Photos over here. The best one is the One Direction one.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40- Me and my friend Murin, we met One Direction.- Have you a favourite?

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Uh, I like them all.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44You can't really have a favourite.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46They're individuals.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48They're not dogs, you don't have a favourite.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Like, Niall is Irish so he's savage straightaway.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Harry is ridiculously good looking.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Louis is hilarious. Zane is ridiculously good looking

0:05:58 > 0:06:00and Liam seems really nice. So they're all just perfect!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04I'm a teenage girl!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06# ..And let me kiss you... #

0:06:14 > 0:06:17The British Olympic bobsleigh team

0:06:17 > 0:06:19want to get their sport into the Paralympics

0:06:19 > 0:06:21and they've asked me to be the guinea pig,

0:06:21 > 0:06:23which is great, because I love going fast.

0:06:25 > 0:06:26They don't practise in the snow,

0:06:26 > 0:06:29they train on a special track in Bath in south-west England.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33My family are sports mad and there's no way they'll want to miss this.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Team O'Riordan are about to meet Team GB.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41# The sun goes down The stars come out...

0:06:41 > 0:06:45# And all that counts is here and now

0:06:45 > 0:06:49# My universe will never be the same

0:06:49 > 0:06:51# I'm glad you came

0:06:51 > 0:06:56# I'm glad you came Woah-oh-oh... #

0:06:57 > 0:06:58When you're ready!

0:06:58 > 0:07:00It's the first test run of the day

0:07:00 > 0:07:04and Lee, the head coach, sets them off. Go, team, go!

0:07:06 > 0:07:08These are actually the guys

0:07:08 > 0:07:11who will represent Great Britain in the Olympics.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Oooooohhhh!

0:07:14 > 0:07:17This is where the team practise their starts.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22The bungee cord stops them from running off the end of the track -

0:07:22 > 0:07:24that would be awkward.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Final safety check!

0:07:29 > 0:07:31And time for my mother to chillax.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Calm down, Anne.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37I'm nervous, to be honest. But, um, I'll get over it, so I will.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39It's time to meet the team!

0:07:39 > 0:07:42My name's Jacko, I'm the driver.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44- Hi, Jacko.- This is Stu. - Hi! How are you doing?

0:07:44 > 0:07:49- Hi, Stu. I love the way he walked up. - Yeah, stumbling!- He sits behind me.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51- Then you've got big Bruce.- Hello!

0:07:51 > 0:07:55- Hi, Bruce. I was looking at your muscles.- Oh, thank you!

0:07:55 > 0:07:58And then you've got Joel, he's at the back of the sled.

0:07:58 > 0:07:59Ah, you're the smallest.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Yeah, I'm the little one, I have to get in and tuck in behind them all.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04- You're the cute one!- Thank you!

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Now these boys, they are world-class sprinters.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13They'll push the sled to nearly 40km per hour

0:08:13 > 0:08:16before they jump in.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34I hope they're not expecting me to do all that pushing and running.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36I like their little routine.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Right, so what we're going to do is we're going to progress to that

0:08:39 > 0:08:42but, firstly, we're going to go in this -

0:08:42 > 0:08:44our single-man training trolley.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47It's not all for my benefit.

0:08:47 > 0:08:51We're here to test whether this could work as a Paralympic sport.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54The progression is to try and get adapted bobsleigh...

0:08:54 > 0:08:55and as we know, we've got...

0:08:55 > 0:08:58There's many, many servicemen have lost limbs

0:08:58 > 0:09:01and who are able to do adapted bobsleigh.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03And the progression from this is to show that,

0:09:03 > 0:09:07if we can get Joanne in a sled and get down,

0:09:07 > 0:09:10even though we're on a push track, then,

0:09:10 > 0:09:12obviously you're almost the extreme,

0:09:12 > 0:09:14then going from the extreme,

0:09:14 > 0:09:19we can work back and hopefully get teams into the adapted games.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23Time to get the training sled into position.

0:09:23 > 0:09:24These guys are seriously quick.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29The fastest we've travelled in a real bobsleigh in the four-man

0:09:29 > 0:09:32on a track in Canada was 155km an hour

0:09:32 > 0:09:34which is about 92mph.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36At the very bottom of the track,

0:09:36 > 0:09:38that's when you've built up all your speed.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40No backing out now.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44- Oh, he did do it better.- Does that feel OK?- It feels good.- Good.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53- You happy there?- I'm quite nervous.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Wooh! # Joanne's got a bobsleigh team. #

0:09:56 > 0:09:58You need to count us in, Joanne.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Maybe I'll say three and then we'll all go?

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Are you saying three or tree?

0:10:03 > 0:10:06I say tree, like as in a tree in the back yard.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08But counting isn't one, two, tree.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Shrub...bush...tree...

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Aaagh!

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Just when I think it's all over...

0:10:29 > 0:10:31..hit the rewind button.

0:10:40 > 0:10:41You enjoyed it?

0:10:41 > 0:10:44I love it! That's gas!

0:10:45 > 0:10:47And that was a slow one!

0:10:47 > 0:10:50You know, all I can hear is you screaming.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54Aaaaahhhh! I'm a girl at the end of the day.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Cushion.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Now it's time for the real test.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03The proper bobsleigh with all four guys pushing,

0:11:03 > 0:11:05just like in the Olympics.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09This is going to be fast.

0:11:21 > 0:11:26The more people in the sled, the faster it goes - #excitingtimes.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49It was really good! It was really, like, fast and it was really fun.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51The bungee part was probably the best part

0:11:51 > 0:11:54because you think you're going to just crash into that

0:11:54 > 0:11:57and come to a sudden stop, but then you're launched back up the hill.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01Oh, yeah, I think she's lovely, lovely! She's a bit gobby, like.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04She's a very inspirational young lady, definitely.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07As the lads said, she's very gobby. She holds her own.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11Um, she was a good laugh, very good and got stuck in.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13# I'm on top of the world

0:12:13 > 0:12:15# I'm on top of the world... #

0:12:21 > 0:12:25I think that she will remember this for the rest of her life.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28# ..I'm on top of the world... #

0:12:28 > 0:12:31Yeah, I suppose at 92mph, barring my mother driving,

0:12:31 > 0:12:34that's probably the fastest I've ever been.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37My mother always gets over emotional at times like this.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40Joanne was born on the Wednesday morning

0:12:40 > 0:12:43and I can still see myself standing at the side of the bed,

0:12:43 > 0:12:47looking down at Joanne thinking, "What will you ever do?"

0:12:47 > 0:12:50So, I mean, this is a big achievement.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56For me, it's much simpler. What's next?

0:12:56 > 0:12:59I'd love to definitely try it on an icy hill and go from side to side.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02I'd love to do it like that. Maybe we'll crash the Olympics?!

0:13:07 > 0:13:11I've always known that you've got to make the best of life.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15If you're determined and you have a wonderful family

0:13:15 > 0:13:18and friends to support you, anything's possible.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23Especially if you're like me - born lucky.