Show Me the Funny

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03What do you call a fish with no eyes?

0:00:03 > 0:00:05A fsh.

0:00:05 > 0:00:09Today, a contest to find Year 7's funniest form.

0:00:09 > 0:00:10I think we are a very funny form.

0:00:10 > 0:00:12We've won this already, I think.

0:00:13 > 0:00:16Two classes go head-to-head...

0:00:16 > 0:00:17Why was the broom late?

0:00:18 > 0:00:20Because it over swept.

0:00:20 > 0:00:23..but only one will have the last laugh...

0:00:27 > 0:00:29..in Our School.

0:00:31 > 0:00:32SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:00:32 > 0:00:35Meet our new Year 7.

0:00:35 > 0:00:40- Sick bucket!- It's the most important school year of their life so far.

0:00:40 > 0:00:41Haircut, sir?

0:00:41 > 0:00:43They're all starting here together.

0:00:43 > 0:00:47That level of noise is absolutely disgusting.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49SCREAMING

0:00:53 > 0:00:54Yes!

0:00:57 > 0:00:59This has...seen better days.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04- You stink, sir. - LAUGHTER

0:01:06 > 0:01:09CBBC have filled the entire place with cameras, so you'll get to

0:01:09 > 0:01:12watch Year 7 every step of the way.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Stop waving at me!

0:01:15 > 0:01:17- Yeah!- Hello, I'm Mr Jones.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18I'm a maths teacher at Our School

0:01:18 > 0:01:21and every time that you're here, I'm going to be here, too.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Right now, I'm late for a lesson.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24Excuse me.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27Come on in.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29# Our School! #

0:01:29 > 0:01:30Boom. Mic drop.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:01:33 > 0:01:36With so many new faces in Year 7, sometimes it can be hard

0:01:36 > 0:01:39to stand out from the crowd.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42One way you'll definitely get noticed is by working hard.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Right, come on, give us your plan and let me give you a stamp.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46That's a brilliant story you've told me.

0:01:46 > 0:01:50Being good at sport is guaranteed to bring you plenty of attention.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Hey, good work. Grab the ball.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Or maybe you could just try making people laugh.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04This morning, Mr Shabir has got a challenge to put to Year 7.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09We are the smartest, we are the best looking,

0:02:09 > 0:02:13we are also not only the strongest and the fittest and the cleverest,

0:02:13 > 0:02:15but we are also the funniest.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17And if you push it, we might also be the ugliest,

0:02:17 > 0:02:20- with some of you guys in here. - THE PUPILS LAUGH

0:02:20 > 0:02:22So, what we're going to do...

0:02:22 > 0:02:25There's a bit of a competition going on. The competition is this -

0:02:25 > 0:02:28who is the funniest form - 7J or 7C?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Us, us, us, us!

0:02:31 > 0:02:34It's all part of the OurTube project,

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Year 7's very own school video channel.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40We're basically going to find out whether our form...

0:02:41 > 0:02:44..are funnier than Mr Shabir's form.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48We're going to find who's got the funniest jokes.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50So everybody says Mr Shabir's funny.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52We're going to show him that we're funnier.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Four students from each form have been hand-picked to make a video

0:02:55 > 0:02:58of their class's funniest jokes,

0:02:58 > 0:03:00and the rest of Year 7 will vote for a winner.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05What's going to happen is, somebody is going to come up to you and say,

0:03:05 > 0:03:07right then, they're going to tell you a joke,

0:03:07 > 0:03:09and it's called a joke exchange.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Keep them clean, keep them sensible and make them funny.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13PUPILS ALL TALK AT ONCE

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Why did the photo go to jail?

0:03:18 > 0:03:19Because it was framed!

0:03:19 > 0:03:21THEY CHEER

0:03:21 > 0:03:25I'm feeling 100% confident we're going to totally win this.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Looking at the members of our form compared to Mr Shore's form,

0:03:28 > 0:03:31- he's already lost this one. - That's fighting talk.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33But Mr Shabir's got a secret weapon.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37Finlay.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42I just want to record his laughter and save it as my ringtone.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- What do you say when you see a bum? - HE GIGGLES

0:03:45 > 0:03:48- That's a cracking view! - THEY LAUGH

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Cheeky.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56He's laughing before the joke and then he just manages to tell you it,

0:03:56 > 0:03:58and then he's laughing at his own jokes.

0:03:58 > 0:03:59He's not the only one.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses?

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Because he was too shady?

0:04:03 > 0:04:04No.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Cos his kids were too bright.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09- ALL:- Oh! - You see, you see?

0:04:09 > 0:04:11- Because his what? - It's cos you're too bright.

0:04:13 > 0:04:14We are the funniest form.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16I'm funnier than Mr Shabir.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Mr Shabir isn't funny.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19In my opinion.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22- Where should a 500lb alien go? - I don't know.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24- On a diet! - THEY LAUGH

0:04:24 > 0:04:26His team think he's pretty funny.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29But they're supposed to be the ones telling the jokes.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Knock, knock.- Who's there?

0:04:32 > 0:04:33- Scott.- Scott who?

0:04:35 > 0:04:37S'got nowt to do with you.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39- HE LAUGHS - Knock, knock.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Who's there?

0:04:42 > 0:04:44- Boo-hoo.- Boo-hoo who?

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Don't cry, Mr Shore, it's only a joke.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Do we get what's going on, then?

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Your mission is to beat Mr Shabir's class.

0:04:52 > 0:04:537C on three.

0:04:53 > 0:04:54One, two, three.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56- ALL:- 7C!

0:04:56 > 0:04:58That was quite good.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Go back to lessons, you disgusting creatures.

0:05:00 > 0:05:01FINLAY GIGGLES

0:05:01 > 0:05:04At the end of each joke, we'll play your laughter.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07It's easy to see why Finlay's got a reputation for being

0:05:07 > 0:05:09a bit of a class clown.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11I laugh so loud.

0:05:11 > 0:05:12I don't know why.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14FINLAY LAUGHS

0:05:14 > 0:05:16I'm just hyper sometimes as well.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Which means he can struggle to stay focused in lesson time.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Today, Miss Hammond's not seeing the funny side.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28You've not done any work either.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32No, because I'm trying to find the word Dias, Miss.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Well where are you looking? That's DE.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36You want DI, don't you?

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Ah!

0:05:38 > 0:05:41When I focus, I do like put loads of effort in

0:05:41 > 0:05:45but like sometimes, I'm just daft.

0:05:45 > 0:05:46It hasn't gone unnoticed.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49This whole side, excellent.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52It is just this front, middle table that are off task

0:05:52 > 0:05:55- and talking.- Yeah, thank you. - Thanks, guys, thanks, guys.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57You, Finlay, you were perfectly chatting away with the rest of them,

0:05:57 > 0:05:59so don't blame other people.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01All right, I'm zipping my mouth.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04I'm zipping my mouth.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08In primary school I used to get, like, told off a lot for talking.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12And then, no, because I came to secondary school, I kind of like

0:06:12 > 0:06:16cut that down. But I like to get people's attention.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Out of school, Finlay and his family have had a tough year.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33My family is my mum and my dad and then me.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38I used to have a sister but she suddenly passed away.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42I really, really miss her.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44And the world's kind of hard for me to go through.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Finlay's twin sister Charlie was born with severe cerebral palsy,

0:06:49 > 0:06:53a medical condition which meant that she couldn't see or walk.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55She was kind of brave in a way

0:06:55 > 0:06:58because she went through a lot in her life.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Last year we planted the tree...

0:07:04 > 0:07:05..for Charlie.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07The butterflies represent

0:07:07 > 0:07:10joy that she brought to us.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15I can hear the like, the chimes from my window when I open my window.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18When it's kind of got a bit of a breeze,

0:07:18 > 0:07:21- I can hear it.- Yeah. - It's nice and peaceful.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24It is more personal to you than like a grave

0:07:24 > 0:07:30because you can do every bit of detail you want into that.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31It makes you feel better.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34My sister used to love the garden,

0:07:34 > 0:07:38so I think this is like a cool, like, special place for her.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Her personality was definitely like mine.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44You can tell we're twins.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Focusing on happy memories of Charlie has helped Finlay

0:07:47 > 0:07:52and his mum and dad, as they all adjust to family life without her.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55I support my family more, like, than I used to,

0:07:55 > 0:08:01because when you lose a close person, it's like kind of hard.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04And Finlay's tried to stay positive.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08I just don't want to like feel down and I don't want to really show

0:08:08 > 0:08:10it to people.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11See you later.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14- Bye, Charlie.- Bye.- Right, let's go.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17If you're feeling down, Finlay can cheer you up

0:08:17 > 0:08:19and that's what he does.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22I'm just a happy chap.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23So...

0:08:23 > 0:08:27- HE LAUGHS - So, that's my personality.

0:08:27 > 0:08:31- I'm happy. - He is a credit to me and his dad.

0:08:31 > 0:08:32Yeah.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Family's a big deal for all our Year 7s.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44- The funniest person in my family is my dad.- My dad.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47- My dad.- My dad.- Dad's always... - My dad.- My dad.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49- My dad.- He's funnier than you.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51The most annoying thing about my family is my brothers.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Don't like them. They're horrible.

0:08:54 > 0:08:58My brother cos he sticks bogeys on me...

0:08:58 > 0:09:02- EWAN GAGS - ..and like puts spiders on me.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04- That's pretty funny actually. - Beetles.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07It's my sister because like she's really sassy and bossy, like,

0:09:07 > 0:09:09- moody...- Oh, you're telling me.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13You're telling me.

0:09:13 > 0:09:18- Family is the most important thing in your life.- ..important thing...

0:09:18 > 0:09:23- Yeah.- My family is very loud but that's why I love them so much.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27We're not perfect but we're a family and we stick as one.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29I'd rather have it like this and have its ups and downs than always

0:09:29 > 0:09:31have it good all the time.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Cos it's never really a family without arguing

0:09:33 > 0:09:35- or something going wrong. - That's so cheesy.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38So I wouldn't change anything. We're fine how we are.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42I wouldn't change anything about my family. I love them to bits.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49Back in school, the competition to find the funniest form is getting

0:09:49 > 0:09:55- serious.- What we have to do, I've got to record you doing a joke.

0:09:55 > 0:09:56It's called Show Me The Funny.

0:09:56 > 0:09:57I'll do it.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00There's a standard where I want to keep it funny,

0:10:00 > 0:10:03but not too funny where it hurts people.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Can you do a rude joke?

0:10:05 > 0:10:06No.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Can it be a tiny bit rude?

0:10:09 > 0:10:12I've told a joke once and it put someone into a really bad cramp

0:10:12 > 0:10:14and they had to go to the hospital.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18It sounds like Mr Shabir's not the only one with a secret weapon.

0:10:18 > 0:10:19How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

0:10:21 > 0:10:22Poke her face!

0:10:23 > 0:10:28There's some jokes so bad that they are funny, because, like,

0:10:28 > 0:10:31why did the chicken cross the road?

0:10:31 > 0:10:34- To see his flatmate! - THEY LAUGH

0:10:36 > 0:10:39There's really bad ones that just aren't funny.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41What is a dog's favourite movie snack?

0:10:41 > 0:10:43What is a dog's favourite movie snack?

0:10:43 > 0:10:45- Popcorn!- Agh!

0:10:45 > 0:10:47I just plain like...

0:10:47 > 0:10:49What? I don't understand it.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51- Finlay, have you got a joke?- Yeah.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54But there's a lot of jokes that are in between.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57What did the little mattress say to the big mattress?

0:10:57 > 0:10:59See you in the spring.

0:10:59 > 0:11:00Do you get it?

0:11:01 > 0:11:02Have you got any good jokes?

0:11:05 > 0:11:07I want to film you. Have you got a joke?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Come on, Aaron, focus!

0:11:11 > 0:11:12Are you ready?

0:11:14 > 0:11:15Peak times!

0:11:17 > 0:11:19I said focus!

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Why did the chicken cross the road?

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Why did the chicken cross the road?

0:11:24 > 0:11:27I wonder if the competition's having more luck?

0:11:27 > 0:11:30George, George, come here.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33George! No, come here right now.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Why did the chicken cross the road?

0:11:37 > 0:11:39- HE STUTTERS - Oh!

0:11:39 > 0:11:41You mucked it up, man!

0:11:42 > 0:11:44To see his flatmate.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45To see his what?

0:11:45 > 0:11:46To see his flatmate!

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Mr Shabir says we're the funniest class,

0:11:50 > 0:11:52or funniest class in the school.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54What's white and can't climb a tree?

0:11:54 > 0:11:56I don't know.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58- A fridge. - FINLAY LAUGHS

0:11:58 > 0:12:01- I don't think that's true. - Come on, now.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04I'm sure there's some very funny people in your class.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06Why was the Egyptian baby crying?

0:12:06 > 0:12:08I don't know, why was the Egyptian baby crying?

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Because he wanted his mummy back!

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Well, they say the old ones are the best ones, eh?

0:12:14 > 0:12:17What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

0:12:17 > 0:12:18Nacho cheese!

0:12:20 > 0:12:22With everyone sharing their favourite jokes,

0:12:22 > 0:12:25you'd think there'd be lots to laugh about.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29Guys, can we get...? Yes, we've got coats off. Good start.

0:12:29 > 0:12:34But Mr Shore's spotted that Ewan doesn't have a smile on his face.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36- Are you all right?- It looks like I'm a bit upset.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38It's because I'm trying to focus on what starter Pokemon

0:12:38 > 0:12:40I'm going to pick for the new Pokemon.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44On a scale of one to ten, for Ewan to be geeky, I think he'd be a ten.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Is that all you think about, computers and playing games?

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Yup.

0:12:49 > 0:12:50We'll see.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53What?

0:12:53 > 0:12:56He's like, I've got my new game for this, I've got my new game for that

0:12:56 > 0:12:57all the time.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Ewan might be surprised to learn that he's actually been noticed

0:13:02 > 0:13:05at school, as he doesn't like to stand out.

0:13:05 > 0:13:11Do you know, there's like some, like kids that especially stand out.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13I don't think I'm one of those kids.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15I try and hide in the background,

0:13:15 > 0:13:18like I don't like it when people, like, actually notice me.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Just because they're quiet doesn't mean that they don't have a lot

0:13:22 > 0:13:24going on.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26There are two sides to me in terms of my confidence.

0:13:26 > 0:13:30There's a side that's really shy and wants to hide in the shadows and

0:13:30 > 0:13:35doesn't like to talk to anyone and then there's the side that is really

0:13:35 > 0:13:37good at making friends and is very confident at times

0:13:37 > 0:13:38when I need to be.

0:13:43 > 0:13:47Settling into Year 7 can be a huge adjustment and away from school,

0:13:47 > 0:13:49there's been some pretty big changes for Ewan.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53I've just moved into my new home.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57This is my mother, my beautiful, wonderful mother!

0:13:57 > 0:13:58I am beautiful and wonderful.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Not as beautiful and wonderful as you.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03There's a lot of new things going on in my life, like a new house,

0:14:03 > 0:14:05a new school and...

0:14:06 > 0:14:10..you know, Tom. Tom is my...

0:14:10 > 0:14:12- ..Tom.- I'm your Tom! - "Tom is my Tom"?

0:14:12 > 0:14:14- Tom is my Tom. - I'm now owned by Ewan.- Yup.

0:14:14 > 0:14:18He's my mum's boyfriend and he has come to live with us

0:14:18 > 0:14:21in our new home. He's nice, he's geeky as well.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25This is a very geeky family.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28And when I say geeky, I mean every type of geeky.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Are we going to mix comics?

0:14:30 > 0:14:33- Are we going to keep yours separate from mine?- Three or four.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Oh, so, yeah, together then.

0:14:35 > 0:14:36It all makes sense.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40But comics aren't Ewan's biggest passion.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Without technology, I just, like, wouldn't be able to function.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47It's just like - do you know, like robots,

0:14:47 > 0:14:49just like need electricity to,

0:14:49 > 0:14:51like, function, otherwise, they'll just shut down?

0:14:51 > 0:14:53That would be me without technology.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Hello?

0:14:58 > 0:15:00I play computer games constantly.

0:15:03 > 0:15:07It kind of annoys my mum that I just sit on computer games,

0:15:07 > 0:15:09because she don't think it's very healthy.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11She thinks I should be, like, outside playing.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13I'm going to die from game overload.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Now Tom's moved in, it's only going to get worse.

0:15:18 > 0:15:22Me and Tom, there's a range of things we do.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Like, we play video games, obviously.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27- THEY LAUGH - Helpful.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29- That's not unpacking. - Maybe if it falls...

0:15:29 > 0:15:32A new person joining the family is a big change

0:15:32 > 0:15:35and it can be the start of something really good.

0:15:35 > 0:15:39I'm very excited about what new things are coming...

0:15:40 > 0:15:42..into my life and stuff.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44I'm looking forward to the future from here.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46What do you think it's going to be like, living here?

0:15:46 > 0:15:50It'll be a nerdy home but how nerdy I would say we are is...

0:15:50 > 0:15:53On a scale of one to ten, we're nine and three quarters.

0:15:53 > 0:15:54D'oh!

0:15:56 > 0:15:58There is my example.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Back in school, Mr Shore's come up with a challenge for Ewan to raise

0:16:01 > 0:16:03money for the school charity.

0:16:04 > 0:16:08Ewan, you were talking to me this morning about your games

0:16:08 > 0:16:11and your computers and your consoles.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13- He loves computers. - I know he loves computers.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15- How do you know that? - I know, I know...

0:16:15 > 0:16:16I've got a great idea.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Why don't you...?

0:16:18 > 0:16:23- Sell my console.- No. - No, I'm not asking him to do that.

0:16:23 > 0:16:27I'll sell other things, but I'm not selling my PS4.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30- Stop.- Apart from the family, that is the thing I love the most.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35£5.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38I'll bid £5 if you can go the whole weekend

0:16:38 > 0:16:41- without using any technology. - Oh, no!

0:16:42 > 0:16:45I think for anyone to go a whole weekend without tech these days

0:16:45 > 0:16:47is really, really hard,

0:16:47 > 0:16:50but for someone like Ewan, who likes to go home,

0:16:50 > 0:16:53likes to play games, likes to go on the computer,

0:16:53 > 0:16:55I think he'll really struggle with it.

0:16:55 > 0:16:56That's no phone...

0:16:58 > 0:17:00..no TV and no console.

0:17:00 > 0:17:01THEY ALL TALK OVER EACH OTHER

0:17:04 > 0:17:07I'm literally going to have to spend my entire day outside.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09My heart literally just dropped.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12Two days - 48 hours of no technology!

0:17:13 > 0:17:14I... No!

0:17:14 > 0:17:17What sort of weekend would you have if you didn't have any consoles,

0:17:17 > 0:17:19- no computers?- A terrible weekend. - A terrible...?

0:17:19 > 0:17:21- A terrible weekend. - You'll have a great time.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23You'll have to go outside, you'll have to talk to people.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Oh, no! Talking to people!

0:17:26 > 0:17:29I have enough of that when I come to school.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34£10.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36- I already said I'm going to do it. - You're going to do it?- Yeah.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38I'll go with £5, then.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41I don't think he ever could survive without his technology.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Well, I'm pretty sure there's someone back at home

0:17:45 > 0:17:46who'd like to see him try.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51I told my mum that I'd been challenged to use no tech

0:17:51 > 0:17:53for a weekend.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55I think she was happy about it, to be honest.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58It means, like, I won't be upstairs constantly.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Maybe she's got a point.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03The sooner you crack on with your digital detox, the better.

0:18:08 > 0:18:09It was horrible.

0:18:10 > 0:18:11I hated doing it.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13I really didn't want to do it.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15I didn't want to pack all my beloved stuff up.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18- This is the first...- First?

0:18:18 > 0:18:21- First batch. - So that's not everything, then?

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Nope. There's plenty more where that came from.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Is that everything?

0:18:29 > 0:18:30I can't think of anything else.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33I've got my games, my PS4, my DS, my remote.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Both my game pads.

0:18:36 > 0:18:37Both your laptops.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Both my laptops, charger, mouse.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43That's quite a list.

0:18:43 > 0:18:48And Mum's not taking chances on 'owt being accidentally left behind.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Let's check. Let's check everywhere.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53She actually came upstairs and said, "OK, I'm going to help you check,

0:18:53 > 0:18:54"cos I don't really believe you."

0:18:54 > 0:18:56All your games have gone off that shelf.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58All your games have gone off that shelf.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00You've not hid anything in this box, have you?

0:19:00 > 0:19:02I think I'm all in the clear.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Time to go and lock it away, then.

0:19:07 > 0:19:08Oh. Oh!

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Whoo! Perfect fit!

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Bye, everything you love in the world!

0:19:15 > 0:19:17That's it. Rub it in.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20No, it's bad enough that you've disrespected my objects by putting

0:19:20 > 0:19:22- them in a cupboard, now you're going to lock them in?- Yeah.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25- They're claustrophobic, you know? - They'll be fine.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28I'm not sure the same can be said for Ewan.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34Technology's come a long way since I were a kid.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36So, Year 7, how do you think it's going to change our lives

0:19:36 > 0:19:38in the future?

0:19:38 > 0:19:41One of the things I'm looking forward to in the future

0:19:41 > 0:19:43is flying cars, cos I saw a picture of one.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45I want my dog to talk.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48It's like, when you've got a pet and you sit and talk to it...

0:19:48 > 0:19:49Your dog doesn't even like me.

0:19:49 > 0:19:53There's these things, and they repair yourselves for you and it,

0:19:53 > 0:19:56like, makes you live like an extra 50 years.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58So it's like... Is it like a tablet, or is it like...?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00No, it's... Yeah, you take it in a tablet.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02It's like a tiny little robot in cells in your blood,

0:20:02 > 0:20:03and keep you alive.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06You prepare them. It's right weird.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08We would be full cybernetic. We wouldn't really have brains.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10We'd have like chips...

0:20:10 > 0:20:12- Yeah.- So we would take that chip and just create another body...

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Yeah, with a memory.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16We could create another body and put the chip inside.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19You have like a chip injected into you or something

0:20:19 > 0:20:22and that's your phone. It's lights up everything and you can tap.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24That would just be right good.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32With Ewan's technology firmly under lock and key,

0:20:32 > 0:20:35his mum's come up with a plan to really ramp up the fun...

0:20:36 > 0:20:38You sit on the board.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41That's the easiest way to get all the pads on.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44..and put more than his thumbs to the test.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47This is like proper skateboarding gear.

0:20:47 > 0:20:51I think the games, PlayStation and stuff, are a lot easier, you know,

0:20:51 > 0:20:52you're just using your hands,

0:20:52 > 0:20:54whereas you've got to use your whole body to skate.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Yeah, I know that.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58And that's why it's probably not going to be as fun.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03I'm actually genuinely really scared.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05- Why?- Because I'm terrible at skateboarding.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07I'm going to fall and break something.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09You're not going to break anything, cos you're padded up.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Don't worry, instructor Ashley's got your back.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15He's even got a few cheats to get you through level one.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18So what we're going to do first is learn how to stand on the board.

0:21:18 > 0:21:23So if you want to pop your board down on the floor, like this.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25And if you just want to stand on it with both feet,

0:21:25 > 0:21:27so put your front foot on first, or your back foot...

0:21:28 > 0:21:31..like that and then pop the other foot on like that.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36There you go. You've already got the hang of it.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39Not a bad start for someone who is completely out of his comfort zone.

0:21:39 > 0:21:43It's not Ewan's usual routine in the slightest.

0:21:43 > 0:21:49He would be sat in his room, on his games, playing on his consoles.

0:21:49 > 0:21:50You go first and I'll follow you.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55That is, that's perfect.

0:21:55 > 0:21:59I did not know how to control it properly so I was 100% certain

0:21:59 > 0:22:00I was going to fall.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05Yeah! I think we all saw that one coming.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07It's literally, you get injured on wheels.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10That's basically what it is.

0:22:10 > 0:22:11Just pretend like you're gaming.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13It was a glitch!

0:22:14 > 0:22:15Oh, what?

0:22:19 > 0:22:20Nice!

0:22:21 > 0:22:24- He's got the hang of it. - I'm surprised I even did it.

0:22:24 > 0:22:25It was thrilling, though.

0:22:25 > 0:22:29First time I ever did a ramp, not the half five,

0:22:29 > 0:22:32but just a ramp like that, I was straight on my bum.

0:22:32 > 0:22:33And the first time you've done it,

0:22:33 > 0:22:35you just did it perfect, straightaway.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37I thought you said your family were geeky.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40You'd never get my mum on a skateboard.

0:22:40 > 0:22:41- You must have loved that.- Yeah.

0:22:41 > 0:22:45- It were really fun.- The next type of ramp will be the ones in there.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47- Oh, yeah. Sure! - Do you want to try that?

0:22:47 > 0:22:49- Oh, I'll see.- You want to come and follow me?

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Let me look at them first.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54The last thing the trainer did was a little challenge for me.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57You stump down and put all your pressure forward, like this.

0:23:00 > 0:23:01- Like that.- Right.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05- Whoa! - So if you want to pop it there,

0:23:05 > 0:23:07and put your foot there but don't stomp it.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Just leave it there. Keep it there.

0:23:09 > 0:23:10Don't go down just yet.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Right, go for it.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16- There you go.- So did you enjoy it?

0:23:16 > 0:23:18- Yeah.- Overall, it was good? A good experience?

0:23:18 > 0:23:20- Yeah!- Come on, then.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27THEY LAUGH

0:23:28 > 0:23:30You had a nice day, though, right?

0:23:30 > 0:23:33- It's been a pretty nice day.- So you can actually survive without

0:23:33 > 0:23:35- technology.- Yes.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38It were wonderful to spend some time with her.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40I haven't spent some time with her in a while,

0:23:40 > 0:23:42not quality time like that was. That were really nice.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44And even better,

0:23:44 > 0:23:47it looks like Mr Shore owes you a fiver.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49# Hallelujah! #

0:23:50 > 0:23:52My best friends!

0:23:52 > 0:23:55It was like opening your presents on Christmas.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58- I was so happy.- That's a bit of an understatement.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01Thank you for letting me have it back.

0:24:01 > 0:24:05And I'm certain Mr Shore won't even mind having to pay up.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07- How did it go?- It were nice spending the day with my mum.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Like, out in town, spending the day with my mum.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12See? You wouldn't have got to do that if you have been sat playing a

0:24:12 > 0:24:16- computer.- After the weekend, if I learnt anything, it's...

0:24:16 > 0:24:20It's that it's definitely possible to survive tech, but only just!

0:24:25 > 0:24:26Back in Tutor Time,

0:24:26 > 0:24:29Mr Shore and Mr Shabir are ready to show their classes

0:24:29 > 0:24:32the finished videos for the joke competition.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34I'm just going next door.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38And inter-class tensions are already running high.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41You guys are going down! You guys are going down.

0:24:41 > 0:24:42THE PUPILS SHOUT

0:24:48 > 0:24:50So this is the film that's been put together, OK?

0:24:51 > 0:24:53Shh!

0:24:53 > 0:24:54Why is the calendar so popular?

0:24:56 > 0:24:57Because it has a lot of dates!

0:24:57 > 0:24:59I think we were a very funny form.

0:24:59 > 0:25:00Why was the broom late?

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Because it over swept!

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:25:05 > 0:25:07I laugh at anything Nimra says, to be honest.

0:25:07 > 0:25:08Why did the sheep cross the road?

0:25:08 > 0:25:11Because it wanted to go to...

0:25:11 > 0:25:13- BOTH:- ..Baaaaaarnsley!

0:25:13 > 0:25:17- You got that?- Baaaaarnsley! - Baaaaarnsley!

0:25:17 > 0:25:21Some of the jokes were really, really not funny.

0:25:21 > 0:25:25Why did the paper talk to the pencil?

0:25:25 > 0:25:26Write on.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28I think that some people have perhaps read

0:25:28 > 0:25:31too many terrible cracker jokes.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34I wonder how Mr Shabir's feeling about this.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36This is going to be one-way traffic, this is.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Mr Shore might as well just pull out now, cos we've won this already,

0:25:39 > 0:25:41- I think. - What do call a fish with no eyes?

0:25:43 > 0:25:45A fsh.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47What did the house wear to the party?

0:25:47 > 0:25:48Address.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51- Cos it's house address, ha-ha-ha-ha! - I'm going to open this door,

0:25:51 > 0:25:55and open their door, and then I want you guys to be chanting,

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Mr Shabir's form, Mr Shabir's form.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59- THE CLASS CHANT:- Mr Shabir's form, Mr Shabir's form,

0:25:59 > 0:26:03Mr Shabir's form, Mr Shabir's form.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06Laughter just makes you smile automatically but some of the jokes

0:26:06 > 0:26:08they're coming out with are brilliant.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Answer to that, sir, can you hear it?

0:26:10 > 0:26:12- CHANTING:- Mr Shabir's form, Mr Shabir's form.

0:26:12 > 0:26:13Mr Shabir's form.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Mr Shore's form.

0:26:17 > 0:26:18Mr Shore's form!

0:26:20 > 0:26:22CHANTING CONTINUES

0:26:28 > 0:26:29Oh, my God.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37I'm sure we're a strong position to win this competition

0:26:37 > 0:26:38with hands down.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46It's the next day and the moment of truth.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49All of Year 7 have been shown the best jokes from each class.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54We asked form tutors for their students to cast a vote.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57We had a video. Based on their opinions generally,

0:26:57 > 0:26:59the clear winners - 7J!

0:26:59 > 0:27:01CHEERING

0:27:04 > 0:27:08We are the funniest form in our school.

0:27:08 > 0:27:09It's true.

0:27:09 > 0:27:14I think my form were funnier but pupils thought otherwise.

0:27:14 > 0:27:15Better luck next time, sir!

0:27:17 > 0:27:21Oh, and if you're wondering why Mr Shabir looks a bit different,

0:27:21 > 0:27:23keep watching the series. All will be revealed.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29Finding your place in Year 7 can be a challenge,

0:27:29 > 0:27:32but with friends and family around to help,

0:27:32 > 0:27:34there'll be a lot to smile about, too.

0:27:38 > 0:27:39Year 7 gets tough.

0:27:39 > 0:27:41Right, let's get down and dirty.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43It's what's rugby's all about.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45Good score.

0:27:46 > 0:27:49Why do French people eat snails?

0:27:49 > 0:27:50Cos they don't like fast food!

0:27:52 > 0:27:54Oh, yeah! Cos snails are slow.

0:27:54 > 0:27:55They're not fast.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57- And...- And French...

0:27:57 > 0:28:00doesn't have... In France, they don't have fast food!

0:28:02 > 0:28:05A world without laughter would just... Everyone would be sat there

0:28:05 > 0:28:11at a desk typing on their computer, doing paperwork, no cat videos.