0:00:02 > 0:00:08This programme contains some strong language
0:00:10 > 0:00:13I'm from Sparta Security.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Just if you know, there's a person there in a red dress.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18who's a transvestite.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22Janice, she's called. That's the prime target we're looking after.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24I haven't seen her. I haven't seen her in the club.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26You know, she disappears.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30Do you know, where is Janice? Like Where's Wally - Where's Janice?
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Darlington, North East England.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38In this historic market town,
0:00:38 > 0:00:41one man is on a mission to make crime a thing of the past...
0:00:41 > 0:00:45I'm better than Rambo. I'm Spartacus.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47..Fearless Francis Jones.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48Arr!
0:00:48 > 0:00:51If you have a problem, day or night...
0:00:51 > 0:00:55I'm like a doctor to the burglars - I give them their medicine.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56If no-one else can help...
0:00:56 > 0:00:59There's no escape from Francis Jones.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01People always say I'm different, like.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03..and if you can find him...
0:01:03 > 0:01:06When I was a kid, I was in the Beavers for four months
0:01:06 > 0:01:08and we underwent training.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11..maybe you can hire Sparta Security.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16Spartan Warriors was a tribe of people who had courage,
0:01:16 > 0:01:18who were strong.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21When you drive down the road, the kids always shout,
0:01:21 > 0:01:23"This is Sparta!"
0:01:23 > 0:01:27The vehicle is dressed up like a pseudo police vehicle.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29- What does "pseudo" mean?- Right...
0:01:29 > 0:01:32If you want a steak, you go and get a sirloin.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34If you want an ice cream, you go to Tom and Jerry's.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37If you want security, you come see Spartacus.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51Sparta Security boss and devout Christian Francis Jones
0:01:51 > 0:01:55is responding to a report of burglary in Central Darlington.
0:01:55 > 0:02:00The Bible says, "He who thinks he's anyone is a no-one."
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Do you know? We should be humble.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04I don't proclaim I'm a big man or nothing like that, you know?
0:02:04 > 0:02:08I don't proclaim... But I have got courage to me bones
0:02:08 > 0:02:12and I do try to make Darlington a safer place.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20I'm Francis from Sparta Security, mate.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- The back, where the utility room is...- Yeah.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24..the window was smashed.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26- Oh, so they got in here?- Yeah.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Right, so obviously they got in here.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30So, they were hoping to break into this house.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Got to be devious. Got to be sly.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Jay and Mattie have been living together for the past 18 months.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40So, they come through that door, then?
0:02:40 > 0:02:44- Yeah, that's what we think. - Just rammed it open.- Mm-hmm.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Is this the first time your back door's been knocked in?
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- Yeah.- Eh?- Yeah.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- Are you sure?- Yeah. - LAUGHTER
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- Oh, right, I get you! - LAUGHTER
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Bit slow on that, wasn't I?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- Oh, that's what they've done?- Yeah.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Yeah.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Then, if you go along...
0:03:05 > 0:03:08I'll come across his penis getting sucked.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09LAUGHTER
0:03:09 > 0:03:13I bet I would, if I keep flicking, eh?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15I would go for an alarm in the house, you know?
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- And get sensors on these doors.- Yeah.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22We could do you a CCTV camera and we can patrol, no problem.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26- £3.50 a week is next to nowt. All right, then, lads.- All right.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37- Cos you've got a skirt on.- Sun's out.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Beautiful. You look well, you look well. Ah, she does.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43- DOG BARKS - Hello.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Rach, you left the door wide open.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Back at HQ, Sparta's office team, Claire and Rachel,
0:03:49 > 0:03:52are assembled for a meeting.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54I've got the other employees.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Rach doesn't like being called an employee. She said, "It's 50/50."
0:03:58 > 0:04:02I don't know where she got this "50/50" thing from.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Hoping to make a good impression is new apprentice Pembow.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09He's been trying to get company stickers in local shop windows.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12I walked up here, I went to that little scooter shop there,
0:04:12 > 0:04:14they've got a sticker up in their window, they're happy.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Everyone round this area now has got your sticker in their window.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Give us a number. It's 50p a sticker.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24Former thief and burglar Pembow was recently hired to help with marketing.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27..16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29So, I owe you a tenner, is that right?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- No.- What's a pound between friends?
0:04:33 > 0:04:36It should be £10.50, shouldn't it?
0:04:36 > 0:04:37As a committed Christian,
0:04:37 > 0:04:42Francis likes to mentor young people with troubled backgrounds.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44God gives people second chances.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47When the rest of the world ain't bothered about them,
0:04:47 > 0:04:51I give people jobs and a start and a hand up off the floor.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55The recent burglary call out
0:04:55 > 0:04:58has given Francis inspiration for a sales drive.
0:04:58 > 0:05:03We could tie in the gay and lesbian/homosexual market, you know?
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Cos that's something that a lot of companies don't latch onto.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09What type of service are we offering? Protection?
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Brooklyn, New York - walk round there with the wrong clothes on,
0:05:12 > 0:05:14you'll get filled up with holes.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16But round here, there's nothing like that, do you know what I mean?
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- No.- If people don't feel safe round here, it's a shame.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- It's sad cos they're not getting out, are they?- Yeah.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23But if we could help in that way, it would be great.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26That would get in the papers, something like that.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Everyone likes a hero. It could work, it could work.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29"Gay community".
0:05:31 > 0:05:33He seems to have brainwaves all the time.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36He's always thinking of new ideas, new schemes and that, you know?
0:05:36 > 0:05:39You'll wake up to like 50 texts at two o'clock in the morning,
0:05:39 > 0:05:42saying, "What do you think about this? What do you think about that?"
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Yeah, they call it the "pink pound".
0:05:43 > 0:05:46It's an avenue to go down. If you can help people,
0:05:46 > 0:05:50that's part of our job, what we do, and that's why we expand.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53I'm built like a bread stick. I'm fighting fit, though.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Look at the forearm up there. - "Built like a bread stick"!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Fresh from the new business drive,
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Francis is getting back onto an unresolved case -
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Darlo's dangerous bikers.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08It's down there, where the motorbikes are.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11MOTORBIKE ENGINE REVS
0:06:15 > 0:06:19This is Snipe Lane. This is where they come.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21We'll get them, though, and I'll say,
0:06:21 > 0:06:23"Listen, if you keep on, bumpf!"
0:06:23 > 0:06:27A concerned resident hired Francis to stamp out the problem
0:06:27 > 0:06:29and he's determined to deliver.
0:06:29 > 0:06:34I'm going to stop the quad bikes and motorbikes going down bridle paths -
0:06:34 > 0:06:38paths where people walk their children and their dogs.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42This needs to be addressed and I need to conquer and do what I've said.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45There's action to the bones of Fearless Francis Jones.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Francis is hitting the streets to get some local knowledge.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55We're just looking out for people on quad bikes, motorbikes.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57I don't want them going down that area.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Dogs are walked down there, little kids, and they could get knocked over.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03It's a little bit dangerous and, obviously, if I catch them,
0:07:03 > 0:07:05we're going to have to detain them.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07I've seen a few motorbikes going round, yeah.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12If you know the names of the people on the bikes...
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Put the word out - Spartacus is on patrol.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16All right, boys? Cheers, then.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Monday, 9pm.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29We're looking for some homosexuals tonight.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Perfect timing for Francis and Pembow to start the charm offensive
0:07:32 > 0:07:35to Darlington's gay community.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38It's gay night tonight, so we're going to go round Darlington
0:07:38 > 0:07:41and just let them know that we're around
0:07:41 > 0:07:44if they ever want to have extra protection.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47- It's gay night, so they're all over the place.- Let's go and see.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Monday night's been gay night in Darlington for years.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Generally, on a Monday night,
0:07:55 > 0:07:59everybody's just out to have a good time. It's mixed, it's amazing.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Everyone knows everyone. Everyone's slept with everyone!
0:08:02 > 0:08:04LAUGHTER
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Gay or straight, Francis and Pembow plan to get business
0:08:09 > 0:08:11from the Monday night crowd.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14This is the spot, this is the spot. This is where we need to be.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16When the cards have gone, we've finished.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Yeah, when the cards are gone.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21We're working with homosexuals, gays and lesbians on a Monday night,
0:08:21 > 0:08:24make them feel more safe and more protected.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26LAUGHTER
0:08:26 > 0:08:28- We're heterosexuals. - We're not homosexuals.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32If you're straight, it's all the more reason to send me a text, OK?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- Take care of yourself.- Bye-bye!
0:08:34 > 0:08:36I don't know who to ask.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43So far, no takers.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49How you doing, lads? Are you all right?
0:08:50 > 0:08:53If you ever need security, give us a call.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55- All right.- OK.- That's fine. - What's your name?- Tiffany.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Thank you, Tiffany. Cheers.
0:08:57 > 0:08:58Do you want my card as well?
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Yeah, that will be great. If I could have your card, that would be fine.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- That's no problem. Hold that for a second.- Yeah.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- If you want some condoms and lube, feel free.- Do you want any condoms?
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- I don't need them.- Really? - No, I'm only joking.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Have you had the snip?- No!
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Eventually, they manage to get rid of some flyers.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19So, see what happens. You never know.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20The boys are heading home...
0:09:20 > 0:09:22And I'm fucking freezing!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24..with no new business in the bag.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37Francis is continuing his nuisance biker intel drive
0:09:37 > 0:09:39at the local tanning salon...
0:09:39 > 0:09:41It's hot in here, isn't it?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44..run by mum and daughter team Becky and Tracy.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Looking very snazzy in your Sparta attire.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50There's some quad bikes going down Snipe Lane, tearing up the grass.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- We're looking to catch them, you know?- Yeah, yeah, definitely.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57If we use photographs to send to the police.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59- You know, can you just put the word out?- Of course.- We will.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01We'll let them know you're on the case.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Your eyes, are they contacts or not? - My eyes? No.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06They're green, aren't they? Like, hazy.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08- Have you got a boyfriend, by the way?- Yeah.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10LAUGHTER
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- INTERVIEWER:- Do you go on sunbeds?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15HE SIGHS
0:10:15 > 0:10:17What kind of fucking question is that?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22I do know that I'm a very good-looking lad, right?
0:10:22 > 0:10:26But with a sunbed and a haircut, they can take ten years off you.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30- Francis is... - He's like a whirlwind.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32You see him pull up and you're like, "Oh, here he comes!"
0:10:32 > 0:10:34He comes running through the door, doesn't he?
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Yeah, he's a funny one.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39He's well-liked, very well-liked man, isn't he?
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Yeah, he's kind of like a nicer version of a policeman, isn't he?
0:10:42 > 0:10:44You can kind of turn to him if you need help and stuff.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- Yeah, he's really well-liked, isn't he?- Yeah.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49- We like him, anyway. He's got two fans here.- Yeah!
0:10:49 > 0:10:51LAUGHTER
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- Fantastic.- Behave yourself. - Yeah, yeah.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- See you later.- Bye-bye.- Bye!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02How is he going to catch them? Throw a net on them or something?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04He'll sit in a hedge or something.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10I look as though I've got money with this suit jacket on.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11I need to walk like that.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15Meanwhile, there's been a breakthrough in Sparta's campaign
0:11:15 > 0:11:17to woo Darlington's gay community.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19So, today, we're meeting a homosexual.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22We're going to be talking about ways in which we can protect him
0:11:22 > 0:11:24when he's on a night out
0:11:24 > 0:11:27cos a lot of people, certainly, can intimidate him and bully him,
0:11:27 > 0:11:30and maybe he's looked down on.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Local drag artist Steven
0:11:32 > 0:11:36has called Francis to discuss security for an upcoming event.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39When we do drag, that goes two ways.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42It's either, they'll slow down and wolf whistle and oh, you know,
0:11:42 > 0:11:43be all flirty, flirty,
0:11:43 > 0:11:47or they're like, "Oh, my God, that's just disgusting."
0:11:47 > 0:11:49You kind of get that, don't you? "Oh, faggot."
0:11:49 > 0:11:51And you're like, "Yeah, your dad."
0:11:51 > 0:11:53- How's it going?- I'm OK, mate.
0:11:55 > 0:12:00There's an event on in Leeds that one of my friends has organised.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- Right.- There's going to be a coach of, like, 70 people.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- 70?- Yeah. Gay, straight, bisexuals, drag queens...
0:12:06 > 0:12:08- Yeah.- ..everything going.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11It's a new place for a new night there that we haven't done before.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13It's going to be drinking all round Leeds,
0:12:13 > 0:12:15so it would be good if we could employ your services.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18I don't think we'll be welcomed in security apparel -
0:12:18 > 0:12:20- the clothing that we wear.- Yeah.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24So, maybe just undercover or just sort of dressed down, like this.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27- Yeah.- And it's not maybe going down, it's coming back.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Exactly, yeah. A coach full of drag queens!
0:12:29 > 0:12:32You'll be looking after me and I'm going to be looking after you.
0:12:32 > 0:12:33LAUGHTER
0:12:33 > 0:12:36I've got your back, if you've got mine.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40- Well, thanks for having a bit of a crack with us anyway, all right? - Thank you very much, Francis.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43What does this mean? A lad did this to me the other day, he shook me hand and he went...
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Sealed with a handshake,
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Sparta's marketing drive has landed new business.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Is that not a special handshake, no?
0:12:50 > 0:12:52- Well, I've never encountered that one, no.- Have you not?
0:12:52 > 0:12:55People don't normally shake hands with me, so...
0:12:55 > 0:12:56LAUGHTER
0:13:00 > 0:13:02MOTORBIKE ENGINE REVS
0:13:02 > 0:13:07Francis is preparing to try and catch Darlo's delinquent bikers.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10I'm on a mission to catch these boys on their bikes, right?
0:13:10 > 0:13:13What you've got to do, you've got to look like Rambo.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Listen, I'm better than Rambo -
0:13:16 > 0:13:18I'm Spartacus!
0:13:18 > 0:13:22When he comes, Billy-Joe on his moped, rrr, rrr...
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Spartacus, his eyes will be on him...
0:13:28 > 0:13:31..like a tiger stalking its prey...
0:13:32 > 0:13:34..and I'm going to jump out the bush...
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Rarr!
0:13:36 > 0:13:37..and I'll growl at him.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39FRANCIS HOWLS
0:13:41 > 0:13:43This mission is too much for Pembow,
0:13:43 > 0:13:45so Francis has recruited a specialist.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50I want it to be totally covert, so...
0:13:52 > 0:13:56..the open land over there is where they come,
0:13:56 > 0:13:59where I've tried to catch them, hence I've brought you in.
0:14:00 > 0:14:04The former anti-piracy agent has asked to remain anonymous.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08It's quite exciting, taking care of these people,
0:14:08 > 0:14:10trying to find out what they're doing here
0:14:10 > 0:14:14and trying to stop whatever's happening here. So, yeah,
0:14:14 > 0:14:17I can't complain. I mean, it's smashing, smashing work.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22The observation post is next to an underpass
0:14:22 > 0:14:27where local residents say bikers enter the park at high speeds.
0:14:27 > 0:14:32- It's just sitting it out, you know, and waiting for them to come.- OK.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Francis hopes to get photographic evidence
0:14:34 > 0:14:36to take to the culprits' parents
0:14:36 > 0:14:38and persuade them to end the misery.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41When I jump out with me camera and start taking pictures,
0:14:41 > 0:14:43there could be a bit of frisk.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46You've got to be on your toes, obviously,
0:14:46 > 0:14:48so we'll see how it goes.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51I love the frisk. I love adrenalin. Adrenalin's unbelievable.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54It brings... If 20 men came down here on a motorbike,
0:14:54 > 0:14:57that would be too much adrenalin. I couldn't handle that adrenalin.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Maybe if it was little kids, if 20 little kids...
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Oh, I would love it. Jump out, bump, bosh and this, that and the other,
0:15:02 > 0:15:05all up there, knock on the door, tell their mums and dads,
0:15:05 > 0:15:09"Listen, Mr, Sparta have got camera of your kid on his bike.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10"Stop it. Stop it."
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Little romantic tonight, aren't we, baby?
0:15:29 > 0:15:33The success of the gay community drive is more good news for Pembow,
0:15:33 > 0:15:35as he tries to prove himself to Francis.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39He's taking girlfriend Hannah out for dinner to celebrate.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Hopefully, things will start falling into place now
0:15:42 > 0:15:44and it's my time to shine, now.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48- It certainly is.- And yours, baby. - SHE LAUGHS
0:15:48 > 0:15:51- Thank you very much.- Thank you. - There we go.- Thank you.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54'Hannah's done a lot for me, like.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56'All through when I was in prison, she stuck by me
0:15:56 > 0:15:58'and she's turned my life right round.'
0:15:58 > 0:16:02And now that I am so grateful for to have her in my life, actually.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04We can do nicer things now, can't we, darling?
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Instead of, like, when we have to stay in or we can't do things.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09I love you.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11I'm dead proud of him. Now he's got a job,
0:16:11 > 0:16:14he can take me out for some more romantic meals because, obviously,
0:16:14 > 0:16:18we haven't been on that many, so I'm looking forward to that, as well.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19I don't like onion rings.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23- That's why I put mine on your plate. - You put them on my plate?
0:16:23 > 0:16:27Where do you see yourself in five to ten years, Luke?
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Married to you, a big house...
0:16:30 > 0:16:31That's what Francis likes.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Obviously, I've set goals, I've got dreams
0:16:33 > 0:16:36and this is the first step of getting a job.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Gets me out of the job centre.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Cheers, Luke!
0:16:41 > 0:16:44'All the things he's done in his past... I know what he's like,
0:16:44 > 0:16:47'so I know that he can just easily go off the rails.'
0:16:47 > 0:16:49And I just hope he steps up to the mark
0:16:49 > 0:16:51and he doesn't let everyone down.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55Pembow's come a long way since his troubled teenage years.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Well, this is where I grew up.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00There used to be loads of us gathered out here,
0:17:00 > 0:17:02a load of anti-social behaviour.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07I started smoking crack at the age of 18
0:17:07 > 0:17:09and it ripped my life apart. It tore me in half, really.
0:17:09 > 0:17:14It grabbed hold of us and I lost three years of my life to it.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16The next test for his new-found discipline
0:17:16 > 0:17:18will be working at an all-night rave
0:17:18 > 0:17:21in one of the UK's liveliest party towns.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Francis has given me this opportunity,
0:17:24 > 0:17:27so it's my job to not let him down and I'm feeling confident now.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30This is it now, this is how I want to live my life
0:17:30 > 0:17:34and I've got plans, I've got dreams, I've got hopes.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43An hour and a half into the biker stakeout.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46So far, nothing to set the adrenalin running.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Have you...?
0:17:50 > 0:17:51Have you killed a few people?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53No, none. No confirmed kills, no.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57- No?- No.- No. That's a good thing, I suppose, isn't it?
0:17:57 > 0:17:59- Yeah.- It's a good thing.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Is this stuff similar to what you did in the Forces,
0:18:01 > 0:18:03when you were there?
0:18:03 > 0:18:06- Hmm-hmm.- Basically, we're just waiting for the terrorists
0:18:06 > 0:18:10to come on sight - ie kids on motorbikes.
0:18:10 > 0:18:15- Yeah.- But if it was terrorists, it's the same, we'd just have rifles.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Hmm.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24PHONE CAMERA CLICKS
0:18:33 > 0:18:35HE SNORES
0:18:38 > 0:18:40We never caught them today...
0:18:43 > 0:18:45..but, you know, tomorrow's another day.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48And if we don't catch them tomorrow, guess what?
0:18:48 > 0:18:49We'll catch them the next day.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52We're on a mission and the mission doesn't stop, you know?
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Just cos you don't get a bike, do you know what I'm saying?
0:18:54 > 0:18:58Francis is parking the nuisance biker mission
0:18:58 > 0:19:00to jump on board his drag queen coach trip.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03I'm trying to look a bit feminine.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05I want people to be like, "Is it or isn't it?
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Getting into character for the night is Steven,
0:19:08 > 0:19:11AKA Janice Dickinyourson.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13I dress like a slut.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15I'm just a big flirt and I dance and I get drunk.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18I think Francis is good for what he is doing, you know?
0:19:18 > 0:19:20He's getting involved in the gay community.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22There is still a need, if you're going somewhere
0:19:22 > 0:19:24where you don't know, just to have that support there.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Myself, I've been jumped before.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28You know, if you have someone like Francis being around,
0:19:28 > 0:19:30it probably wouldn't have happened.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36Janice and a load of fellow drag queens
0:19:36 > 0:19:40are heading to Leeds for a bank holiday weekend pub crawl.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44- Excited.- Horny.- Yeah. - LAUGHTER
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Where's Francis?
0:19:46 > 0:19:48There's Janice, there's Janice.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Offering close protection for the group are Francis, Pembow
0:19:51 > 0:19:54and Sparta Security guard Mark.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59- Janice!- All right, gorgeous? - How you doing?- All right.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03Oh, my God! You're my Frank and I'm Whitney...in The Bodyguard.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05I'm going to get the lads to mingle.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07I want to get cohesive.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10I don't want water and oil, I want mixture.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Is that...? Are they...?
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Let's talk to this lady, I want to talk to her.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Francis wastes no time in starting the mingling.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21- Wow.- Yeah.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Please tell me, are they real? They're real, like...
0:20:24 > 0:20:26- My boobs?- Are they real, as in like, not plastic?
0:20:26 > 0:20:29- Oh, no, man. I'm a girl, now. - Oh, is that right?
0:20:29 > 0:20:30Yeah, I used to be a boy. I'm a girl, now.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32OK, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, then, aye.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35I can't keep my eyes off her breasts, like.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37They look proper real, but it's a man.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40I've got to keep telling myself, "It's a man. It's a man, Francis."
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Cheers! Happy birthday!
0:20:47 > 0:20:49- Selfie!- Selfie!
0:20:51 > 0:20:54- He's cute.- Yeah, he's cute. - Loving that.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57We've been given the job to come and look after you tonight.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00- You might feel intimidated. - We are the intimidators.
0:21:06 > 0:21:07CHEERING
0:21:09 > 0:21:13There's going to be a few messy people in the next couple of hours.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20I want my guys on the ball.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23If they're not on the ball, I won't be very happy at all.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29I don't think there's going to be any trouble in this bar.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Everyone's all friendly. They're all happy, aren't they?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35It's not American Sniper. It's not a big covert operation
0:21:35 > 0:21:39but still, you know, you've just got to be aware of your surroundings.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41As the drink flows,
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Francis might need to keep his eyes on more than just Janice.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48I'm jealous.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50I'm sober as a judge and you lot are all over the top.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Are we going, boys?
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- Are you going to follow me? - I'm going to follow you.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Come on, cheese fry!
0:21:58 > 0:22:02Francis is now supposed to escort Janice to the nightclub...
0:22:03 > 0:22:06I don't know, love. I don't know. Where's Janice at?
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Er, I'm not sure. I'm just following the crowd.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13..but in the blink of an eye, he's lost his prime target.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Where is Janice? Like Where's Wally - where's Janice?
0:22:15 > 0:22:18She'll be making some money, girl. She's not silly.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20She'll be in some alleyway, somewhere.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Francis seeks help from local colleagues.
0:22:23 > 0:22:24I'm from Sparta Security.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28Just, if you know, there's a person there in a red dress
0:22:28 > 0:22:31who's a transvestite. Janice, she's called.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34That's the prime target we're looking after.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38I haven't seen her, I haven't seen her in the club.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40CHEERING
0:22:40 > 0:22:44In a club full of drag queens, finding Janice is tough,
0:22:44 > 0:22:46even for a surveillance expert...
0:22:48 > 0:22:50..until finally...
0:22:52 > 0:22:54..Francis has eyes back on the prize.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18I'm definitely happy he's here. Like, I lost everyone, walked in,
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Francis was there and I was like, boom, I now feel safe.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25She's happy, I'm happy
0:23:25 > 0:23:28and she'll be back in touch for more work. All good.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36The long night's almost over,
0:23:36 > 0:23:39but for some, it could just be beginning.
0:23:40 > 0:23:41Where you off to, Pembow?
0:23:41 > 0:23:44I'm going to go and have a few drinks and just carry on the night.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45You're carrying on, are you?
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Well, I've finished work, haven't I now? So, I might as well.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52- With your new mates? - No, don't be like that.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Bye!
0:24:02 > 0:24:07Wednesday morning at Sparta HQ and no sign of Pembow.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Pembow, on the bus coming home, he looked...
0:24:09 > 0:24:13If I'm truthful with you, like, his eyes was dilated.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16That's how he looked. That's how he came across to me.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19But his burning of the midnight oil hasn't gone unnoticed.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Take a seat back over there, Pembow.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Coming back, what did concern me, right?
0:24:31 > 0:24:36It looked to me as though you were a bit wired when you come off the coach
0:24:36 > 0:24:40- and I know you've got an issue with drugs.- Yeah.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43- Right?- No, I didn't have no drugs. - And I know...
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Well, if you did have drugs, I don't think you'd say, "I had drugs".
0:24:46 > 0:24:51If you did have drugs, cos you... So, it makes no odds.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54I say you did have drugs, that's what I say.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57I reckon you did because you looked wired.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00- No, actually...- But, listen, we're trying to do a job
0:25:00 > 0:25:02and it's about professionalism, not...
0:25:02 > 0:25:05That wasn't professional, what you did do.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08It looks bad for me.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Yeah, I know I slipped off the wagon,
0:25:11 > 0:25:13but I... I had a few vodkas.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16You can't go on like that, you know? Do you know what I'm saying?
0:25:16 > 0:25:19- Yeah, yeah.- Because we're on the job from start to finish.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Let's go for a walk, right? Yes, yes, yes.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28What do you think about it, Claire?
0:25:28 > 0:25:32He's a young lad that doesn't take accountability particularly well.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34He needs a stronger rein on him, cos he's not listening.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36He doesn't listen.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40Pembow has work to do to get back in the boss's good books.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Obviously, I know I should have went home, but I was off the next day,
0:25:43 > 0:25:45so it wasn't like I was working.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47As soon as I got off the coach, I was free anyway.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50That's how I seen it, so...
0:25:50 > 0:25:53But, obviously, I've been told not to do it again,
0:25:53 > 0:25:55so I've got... He's right, what he's saying.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57I've got to put work first.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59I've slipped off the wagon too many times.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08For Francis and Darlo, a long week is drawing to an end.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11KNOCKS AT DOOR
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Hello, boys, how you doing? Are you all right?
0:26:13 > 0:26:16What kind of handshake's that? Shake me hand again.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18You thought it was a penis, didn't you?
0:26:18 > 0:26:21- LAUGHTER - Come in.- All right, boys.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26The burglar had come inside the back door, there.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29There was no forced entry, was there?
0:26:29 > 0:26:31No forced entry at all, no.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33The camera will go outside.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38I feel safer, now that Francis has been involved.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41He says we'll get them, but we never did.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46OK, I'm not Jesus, but I'll help people.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48He says, I've got to forgive you
0:26:48 > 0:26:51and I sometimes don't want to forgive you, but he says I have to do.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Every champion makes a mistake.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00If they're not willing to make a mistake,
0:27:00 > 0:27:03they're not willing to learn from that mistake.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06I don't see that many people not liking me.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08I would have thought you can get along with me.
0:27:08 > 0:27:12I would have thought... I hope God thinks I'm a good lad.
0:27:13 > 0:27:19I think he's a really nice lad, though he's crazy, but a good crazy.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22For him to reach out to the gay community is a really big thing.
0:27:22 > 0:27:23- Well, OK...- Thank you.
0:27:23 > 0:27:27- Any problems, give us a bell, all right?- Will do.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Gay drive's going well.
0:27:29 > 0:27:33It's driving forward, we're thrusting up and it's growing.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35It's growing big and let it grow.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43A tricky case requires Francis to be on top of his game...
0:27:43 > 0:27:45FRANCIS SNORES
0:27:45 > 0:27:48..the Sparta office gets a facelift...
0:27:48 > 0:27:51There could be crashes, especially when girls start gawping.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54Boom, they've crashed their car!
0:27:54 > 0:27:56And I have to pop another button, yet.
0:27:56 > 0:28:00..and Rachel and Claire pull out all the stops to bag new business.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03If they think that they can get sex out of a meeting,
0:28:03 > 0:28:05then they'll sign up.