0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09There is a whiff in the air in the custody suite.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13- Have you been smoking? - Cigarettes are banned.
0:00:13 > 0:00:17Where have you had that stashed?
0:00:17 > 0:00:20- What? - Where did you have that stashed?
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Where is your lighter? Up your arse?
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Have you packed it? Mate, I don't want to look at that.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Sergeant Ian Goode has recovered the evidence.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Lighter.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Made up pouch with tobacco.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36I can't see that being in his bum, mate. You'd notice that.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43We get a lot of drug packers. There has been an occasion where
0:00:43 > 0:00:48a young female had smuggled a particularly strange item in.
0:00:48 > 0:00:53She had a can of her favourite Special Brew in a personal place, shall we say.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Which, I don't know how she got there.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58She was found drinking it in the cell.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00You wouldn't want a warm beer, would you?
0:01:00 > 0:01:05It just shows you the length that people go to to get things past us and into the cell.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Welcome to the Lock Up.
0:01:07 > 0:01:12Hull is home to one of Europe's busiest ports.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18But its crime rate is nothing special.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21It rivals any British city.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25If you get in trouble in Hull, there's a good chance you could end up here,
0:01:25 > 0:01:28at the custody suite at Priory Road police station.
0:01:28 > 0:01:34You will remain here and be interviewed about the allegation you've been arrested for.
0:01:34 > 0:01:39Over the past year, we've been filming all manner of guests.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Whether they are protesting their innocence...
0:01:41 > 0:01:46I ain't done nothing wrong.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48This male is alleged to have torn the head off a cat.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51..or they've been caught bang to rights.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54The man in charge is Sergeant Goode.
0:01:54 > 0:02:00I'm not a judge, I'm not a jury and I'm not a social worker. I'm a custody officer.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04His team's job is to look after everyone who comes into the nick.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Nice, respectful staff.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12- Get down!- Yeah, the buck certainly stops with me.
0:02:12 > 0:02:17Another shift, and already the station is a hive of activity.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19What's the matter with that one?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21This is a juvenile, this one, howling.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24They cry like babies when they're in trouble.
0:02:24 > 0:02:29They suspect this young lad was trying to nick a car.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34When he resisted arrest, they gave him a lift.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41HE SCREAMS
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Has he been uncooperative all the way through?
0:02:45 > 0:02:51So we've quickly detained him, and he's not very happy to come with us from the off.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55HE SHOUTS AND MOANS
0:02:55 > 0:03:01With the prisoner in such a state,
0:03:01 > 0:03:05Ian has skipped the usual identification process.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08I took the option to get him straight to the cell.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10We searched him, took everything we think could damage him,
0:03:10 > 0:03:13and I'm going to leave him for five or ten minutes.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16He sounds a little bit upset.
0:03:16 > 0:03:21I'll come back in half-an-hour and see if I can get some details off him and find out who he is.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25There's never a dull night for Ian.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27His back-up team is...
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Suzy.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32He calls me his custody bitch.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36- And Michelle.- We are just enough to stress him out.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Cause him all sorts of problems.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Yes, I get grief, as you can tell, from these two. I'm outnumbered, two to one.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43And he likes a juicy pair!
0:03:46 > 0:03:51This 18-year-old's been spouting a few juicy pearls of wisdom of his own outside a nightclub.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55He was warned about his behaviour in the street, shouting.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58His final words were, "You don't have the authority to arrest me, you fucking muppet."
0:03:58 > 0:04:00And he was arrested.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Put in busy custody suite, that'll do.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Custody suite, what's that?
0:04:06 > 0:04:09This the custody suite, matey. That's what it's called.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12We don't call it the cells or the dungeons. It's called the custody suite.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Jesus wept!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- You look about six. - What, on my passport?- Yeah.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22- That's because I was about six.- No wonder they won't let you into pubs.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25You've got a picture of a ten-year-old to get into a pub.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27You're never going to get in.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Yeah, but you check on it, that's me.
0:04:29 > 0:04:34Think about it. "Mr Doorman, can I come in, here is my ID. I'm 10."
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Sign there.
0:04:37 > 0:04:42And in this state, he's got the writing skills of a 10-year-old too.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47R-A-D.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Going to pop you down to your cell for the time being.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54I'll ring your girlfriend, OK. All right, come on.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57But the lock up's mystery guest is a trickier customer.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Can you just give me your surname, please, matey?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04- No.- Why not?
0:05:04 > 0:05:08HE MUMBLES
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- I can't help you until you help yourself.- I'm not telling you.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14I'm trying to help you, but you're not allowing me.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18- Just leave me alone.- We're not going to get anywhere.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Mate, we'll leave you to it.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24When you feel like speaking to us, push the buzzer and we'll start doing something.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28Until then, matey, you're just going to have to stay here on your own, all right?
0:05:32 > 0:05:36It's a headache for everyone in the station.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40The longer he takes to talk, the longer in the cells.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Silence won't get him out of trouble.
0:05:43 > 0:05:48They have to speak to us and treat us right, or else they don't get very far.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Enter Mr James Hepburn.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56The reasons for the arrest, please.
0:05:56 > 0:06:01Suspicion of taking a motor vehicle without the owner's consent.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Two-thirds of thefts in the UK are because of drugs,
0:06:04 > 0:06:09so in Hull, every suspect is tested for heroin and crack cocaine.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Just that way, mate.
0:06:16 > 0:06:21Have you had any medication, whether prescribed or not, in the last 24 hours?
0:06:21 > 0:06:22- No.- Have you taken anything?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Yeah.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- What have you had?- Amphetamines.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Amphetamines. How much have you had?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31- Loads.- You've had loads.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33I haven't been to sleep for three days.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- You haven't been to sleep for three days?- No, but I can't.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Let me have a look, then.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- James, that's really bad. - They said that.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Does it not hurt you, doing that?
0:06:44 > 0:06:48It's not good, is it, James?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50It's not good at all.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- When was the last time you were in? - Sunday.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56What were you in for on Sunday?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Theft of police handcuffs.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03And going equipped with a pair of bolt cutters.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07What did you nick handcuffs for?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09I was in the back of a police car.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11He did a runner with a pair of handcuffs on.
0:07:15 > 0:07:20As James is booked in, the police are investigating the stolen car.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Within the vehicle, there's a screwdriver
0:07:23 > 0:07:26and three little keys. I don't think the keys were anything to do with it.
0:07:26 > 0:07:32The screwdriver, certainly, I think, has been used to puncture the passenger side door skin,
0:07:32 > 0:07:34fiddle the lock,
0:07:34 > 0:07:36gain access to... It's the old method.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Cowling's been ripped off and hot wired.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Miss, it's gone blue.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Has it? One second.
0:07:42 > 0:07:47Somebody might come in for an offence like this, and if we can get
0:07:47 > 0:07:54him to see a drugs worker, then that means that we just get somebody else in to maybe drug rehabilitation.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56I never had the opportunity.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59It's always banged up, banged up.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01I've been in prison 39 times.
0:08:03 > 0:08:0517 different jails.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09I have been locked up since I was six years old in kids' homes.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15James could be heading for his 40th stay at her Majesty's pleasure.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21But he isn't the only one who's a veteran.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Hull is on the lash.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32And some are lashing out.
0:08:32 > 0:08:38He's been involved in a physical altercation with another male from an opposing group.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42Punches were seen to be thrown from both sides.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44This 21-year-old already speaks police.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46What's your full name, mate?
0:08:46 > 0:08:52Mohammed Hussain. Hotel, Uniform, Sierra, Sierra,
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Alfa, Indigo, November.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Thank you very much. Are you working at all?
0:08:57 > 0:08:58I'm a student, mate.
0:08:58 > 0:09:03He's already a graduate of the lock-up.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Looking dapper, man.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08Two groups, a group of black males and a group of Asian males, have been fighting.
0:09:08 > 0:09:14He was seen to throw a punch and hit another kid who has ended up on the floor.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Enter the other student from the punch-up.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22This male was seen fighting with another, witnessed by police.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26Was that just fighting, or were there any weapons involved?
0:09:26 > 0:09:31I'm not too sure. I was walking past and the guy just ran and hit me. So I'm not too sure what it was.
0:09:31 > 0:09:36He just thinks it's a one-on-one incident, but now I think
0:09:36 > 0:09:40he's a little angry with himself and everything's starting to sink in, I think.
0:09:40 > 0:09:45But first-timer Mark Minter is about to make a further hash of his night.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49- What's this?- It's cannabis.- What?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- Cannabis.- Cannabis. OK. So you're under arrest for that as well.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54For possession.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00He's now facing charges of affray and possession.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04This way around for me and we will pop you down, all right.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10I've been here a couple times, yeah. Various stuff.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Minor stuff. Nothing too serious.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15Then, it was witness intimidation. Now, it's affray.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19My friend rang me to say there was a fight going on.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23So I just ran across, because my friend got jumped by a few kids.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Next thing, some black kids are running at me.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28I've had to throw a punch.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Down there, buddy.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34You tried to self-harm in any way?
0:10:34 > 0:10:38It's irrelevant what they say.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42They've both been seen and identified by police officers.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48It's becoming a battle of wills
0:10:48 > 0:10:50between Ian and the unknown teenager.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53LOUD BANGING
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Let's just see how long he can carry on for.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59The longest I've had is about...
0:10:59 > 0:11:02four hours, I think, four or five hours.
0:11:02 > 0:11:07The custody staff must make sure he doesn't hurt himself.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10ALARM BEEPS
0:11:10 > 0:11:14And now Suzy has spotted him wrapping something round his neck.
0:11:14 > 0:11:19- What are you trying to do? - You're going to injure yourself.
0:11:19 > 0:11:25- Do you want another blanket?- No, I just want to go home, fuck off.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Until you calm down, you're not going to go anywhere, are you?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31I'm not going to go home if I calm down anyway.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Mate, at some point, when you want to speak reasonably to us...
0:11:33 > 0:11:36INDISTINCT, TOILET FLUSHES
0:11:36 > 0:11:39When you do, when you want to speak reasonably...
0:11:39 > 0:11:42- OK, mate, all right.- Fuck off.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- You're sober.- See you then BEEP.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46All right.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Yeah, I love you too(!)
0:11:50 > 0:11:52It's a false alarm.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Suzy got worried because he was trying
0:11:55 > 0:11:57to strangle himself with some toilet paper.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03What she's seen on the screen is him putting something round his neck.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05I hold my hands up, I'm wrong.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Could have been, though.
0:12:07 > 0:12:12I just looked on the camera in the corner of my eye and saw him putting something round his neck.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15And I don't take any chances, I'm afraid.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19He's not as good as the kid, what did he spell in toilet paper on the floor?
0:12:19 > 0:12:24He realised he was on camera and he was doing this.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27He got toilet paper and he arranged the words "no comment".
0:12:33 > 0:12:38The student fighters are learning the lessons of the lock-up.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Even alumnus Mohammed Hussain.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44I used to get so angry in these cells when I was first in.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48I used to bang on the doors like these idiots.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52That is the worst thing to do, so I just relax.
0:12:52 > 0:13:00His adversary, Mark Minter, has no experience and doesn't know what awaits him, unlike Mohammed.
0:13:00 > 0:13:05If I get charged, but I don't think I will, I'll busk it like usual. They'll throw it out.
0:13:05 > 0:13:10It will go through CPS and they'll throw it out, hopefully.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Mr Hussain is still in there.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16I would expect him to get charged.
0:13:22 > 0:13:27James, too, is waiting, while the police speak to the Crown Prosecution Service.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33Theft of a motor vehicle.
0:13:35 > 0:13:41Handling as an alternative, disqualified driving with no insurance, four charges altogether.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50Stand here for me, please.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56OK, James, listen to what the officer is going to say to you.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59You do not have to say anything but it may harm your defence if you do
0:13:59 > 0:14:02not mention now something which you later rely on in court.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Anything you do say may be given in evidence.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07- James, you understand you've been charged, OK?- Yes.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Can I ask you to sign for the charge?
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Hang on, James. James.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24James, wait there a minute.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27He can go down. I've got nothing more to say to him.
0:14:30 > 0:14:35James knows that with his record, he will be going straight to prison.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41He's not particularly happy with the charges he's got.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43I do not know why, because I think he knew since
0:14:43 > 0:14:48he came in, when he was booked in, he admitted half the charges.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51He's not the victim. The victim is the person who owns the car that he nicked.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Even in the dead of night,
0:14:57 > 0:15:01it's rush-hour in the lock up.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07My favourite saying when people come in is...
0:15:14 > 0:15:15And that's just all they go.
0:15:15 > 0:15:20You what? You want to hit me? All right. OK.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23MAN SHOUTS FROM CELL
0:15:24 > 0:15:26I don't see it as being personal.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28I am just the figure of responsibility.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32They're rebelling against it. I represent what they hate,
0:15:32 > 0:15:33so they'll have a go at me.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Nah, I don't take it personally.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39The only refuge is in the kitchen.
0:15:39 > 0:15:44Just grabbing some rest while we have got time.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46I am dishing up a casserole. I hope it's all right.
0:15:46 > 0:15:51This is one establishment where the staff food is better than the guests'.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54This is the prisoner's meal.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58It is a nice shepherd's pie containing beef.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00I don't think it contains any beef.
0:16:01 > 0:16:07- 15% beef, it is. - They don't get sausage casserole.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09It is only 75 calories per 100 grams.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13I might tell WeightWatchers this is the way forward.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15I'll check in my points book, see how many points it is.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Rocky, are you sure you didn't want any? I did you some.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24No? I can't even give it away.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28It's lacking green, mate. The colour green.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30I like a bit of sausage!
0:16:34 > 0:16:40Next on Michelle's menu is a suspected drink-driver.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44Hello, have you been here before? Never?
0:16:44 > 0:16:48I got called to a traffic collision just outside Leconfield
0:16:48 > 0:16:52and there were four of them out of the car and the car was in the ditch.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55He said he was the driver, so we breathalysed him
0:16:55 > 0:16:58and he blew over the limit, so we brought him here.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Sorry.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Are you working? What are you doing?
0:17:05 > 0:17:07- I'm in the army.- You're in the army.
0:17:08 > 0:17:14He's got to have another breath test, but he's desperate to go.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16I need a piss.
0:17:16 > 0:17:21Ah! Unfortunately you will have to wait because we have to do this procedure.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23I'll try and be as quick as I can.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27Do you want to go over there? The sergeant will do your breath test over there.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Still dying for that toilet, aren't you?
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Sorry, there's not a lot I can do about it.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39I'm not here to torture you.
0:17:39 > 0:17:45If Ian lets him go, the evidence will end up down the pan.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47A big breath and go.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59There you go, mate.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Well done. All right.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06Anything below 40 and you're walking out that door, OK?
0:18:06 > 0:18:10Anything that says 40... Oh, you're 33-34.
0:18:10 > 0:18:15That means you've passed. Relief there! Can we let this lad go to the toilet, please?
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Come on, please, send me to the toilet.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Where is the toilet?
0:18:24 > 0:18:25Thank you!
0:18:37 > 0:18:40He couldn't get to the toilet fast enough.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44- Are you relieved?- Yeah. - In more ways than one?
0:18:44 > 0:18:47I don't know what to say.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51I wish all the prisoners were in and out like that in the space of 25 minutes.
0:18:54 > 0:19:00Michelle's now turning on the female charm with the mystery guest.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Just double-check he is sat away from the door
0:19:03 > 0:19:06so you know you're not going to come up against anything.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09I'm going to sit here and you can talk to me a minute.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11What I am going to say to you is,
0:19:11 > 0:19:16the officers that have brought you in here have gone now.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18It is down to us to look after you, OK?
0:19:22 > 0:19:24I know. I understand that all you've got to think about,
0:19:24 > 0:19:29at the end of the day, you will be gone from here some point in the morning.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Sometimes it is good when you send a female down there.
0:19:32 > 0:19:39I'm a male and although I had no dealings with him, I'm a confrontation to him.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43We've got better communication skills. That's why.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45You know something, I'm too tired to even reply.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Just can't be arsed.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Your mum wouldn't want you to sit there like that, would she?
0:19:52 > 0:19:55She'd be saying, "What the bloody hell are you doing?"
0:19:55 > 0:19:59We would rather you be laid down, you don't have to go to sleep.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01He'll puff his chest out and have a go at me,
0:20:01 > 0:20:04but as you can see, he's falling in love with Michelle.
0:20:04 > 0:20:09I'm your auntie? Thanks, I'm not that old!
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Everybody comes from different backgrounds.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14We don't know them backgrounds.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15All we see is what comes in.
0:20:15 > 0:20:21He's obviously got issues. Maybe got medical problems that can't help him kicking off.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25The only way to find that out is to get him on our side.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29I think he is slowing down now. He has got that exhausted from kicking off,
0:20:29 > 0:20:35I think he'll eventually lie down and go to sleep, we hope.
0:20:41 > 0:20:42Come straight out, please.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46There are some guests, especially those living rough,
0:20:46 > 0:20:50who see an eight by ten cell as five-star luxury.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- Empty your pockets out.- No worries.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00- Get away! I've got athlete's foot. - Have you?- Yeah.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04There is an extremely bad smell at the moment.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08This gentleman says he's got athlete's foot.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10It's worse than blue Stilton cheese and that's bad.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14- Do you want a shower?- No, I've got athlete's foot. That's what it is.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16It's very strong, making my eyes water.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18My mascara run.
0:21:18 > 0:21:24You have been IDed by a witness as being involved in a fight. OK?
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Can I have a smoke?
0:21:25 > 0:21:30We had a call from a witness who'd seen a disturbance in a local park,
0:21:30 > 0:21:36a group of adult males assaulting another male. They had him on the floor.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39It's common for the homeless community to have fights over alcohol and tobacco.
0:21:39 > 0:21:44- Have you got any medical conditions I need to be aware of?- No.
0:21:44 > 0:21:49Not a high percentage of them make it to getting charged or going to court.
0:21:49 > 0:21:54The injured party either won't engage with us because they don't want the police involvement.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58Or they're fearful for what will happen because they see themselves as a snitch.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02You don't have to share a room with your mate with feet like that, do you?
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- I do, actually. I do.- Oh God!
0:22:05 > 0:22:08I nagged him yesterday saying, "Your feet stink."
0:22:08 > 0:22:15He'll escape the smell in the separate cells at this hostel.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18How can he possibly eat in a stench like that?
0:22:29 > 0:22:34Do you want any breakfast? It's delicious.
0:22:34 > 0:22:39You go from being a counsellor to making cups of tea for people.
0:22:39 > 0:22:44When I first started this job I was quite soft
0:22:44 > 0:22:47and I wanted to help the world and make a difference.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49You try as hard as you can, but you can't.
0:22:49 > 0:22:54This is breakfast. You can have this sausage.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Disgusting...
0:22:57 > 0:22:59I suppose in the years I've been here,
0:22:59 > 0:23:01I maybe have made a small difference to someone
0:23:01 > 0:23:04and that makes me happy, at the end of the day.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08Are you sure you do not want some of this lovely breakfast?
0:23:11 > 0:23:15Both sparring students are being charged,
0:23:15 > 0:23:20and they are both being let out on bail till court tomorrow.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24I've gone out last night fighting and drinking.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26My dad is going to kill me.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29It's a bit stupid, honestly, I shouldn't be here.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33I shouldn't be. So weird, mate.
0:23:34 > 0:23:40Being charged for the fight has come as a shock to Mark. He's the one with the bust eye.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44From all of it to go into a charge, yeah? I don't think I care any more.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- Will you turn up at court in the morning?- I don't know.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51If you are not going to turn up at court, I've got no option, but to keep you in custody.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55The decision I made to initially bail you is being revoked
0:23:55 > 0:24:00and I'm now keeping you in custody to attend at court in the morning. All right?
0:24:03 > 0:24:07But from experience, Mohammed knows it pays to play the game.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11I am going to grant you bail, OK?
0:24:11 > 0:24:15But you will still have to go to court in the morning.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18It is OK, I am going to go through all of that.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21Unlike Mark, he'll be sleeping in his own bed tonight.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25If you start coming here all the time, you'll never get a good job.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28You're obviously a bright lad, if you're doing a chemistry degree.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29See you!
0:24:29 > 0:24:33One down, six to go.
0:24:33 > 0:24:38The sergeant's new best friend is back to his old tricks
0:24:38 > 0:24:41and he's still refusing to give up his name.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44He's kicking through the blanket now.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48- What were you saying about him being a bit quiet?- He was.
0:24:48 > 0:24:54He's not going to win a fight against a three-inch sheet of metal.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Soon he'll be another sergeant's problem.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04- Bye, folks.- All right. Good luck.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07The three vagrants are getting out for now.
0:25:07 > 0:25:13Just as Ian predicted, the victim got complete amnesia, so the cops need more time.
0:25:13 > 0:25:17If they bother to answer bail, we'll see them then,
0:25:17 > 0:25:20and if not, they won't be hard to find.
0:25:20 > 0:25:25# Bring me sunshine In your smile... #
0:25:25 > 0:25:28They have gone, but they're not forgotten.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31- You get used to it. - TOILET FLUSHES
0:25:31 > 0:25:33You get used to the smell.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36You never know what you're coming into.
0:25:36 > 0:25:37It's different every day.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41I've had that where I've turned the mattress over
0:25:41 > 0:25:45and they've pooed underneath the mattress, or been sick.
0:25:45 > 0:25:51Weekends is the worst because if they're drunk and things like that.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54A lot of the times they think they're getting at the police,
0:25:54 > 0:25:58but they don't realise it isn't the police that clean these, it's other people.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02You can't make them clean it up themselves because they've got human rights.
0:26:06 > 0:26:10Sometimes I think, "What about my human rights?"
0:26:10 > 0:26:11Tell them to clean it up themselves!
0:26:16 > 0:26:21The three down-and-outs did skip back into the station to answer their bail.
0:26:21 > 0:26:25Lee McManus was cleared of all charges,
0:26:25 > 0:26:29so too was his mate Paul Cheetam, although his feet are still criminal.
0:26:29 > 0:26:33- Blinded it!- Carl Hancock was cautioned for the assault.
0:26:33 > 0:26:37It is a game, it's like Monopoly, and they're all players and I'm the banker.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40James didn't pass Go,
0:26:40 > 0:26:44went straight to jail and was sentenced to six more years.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47It's not a hotel, and we don't invite people to come and stay with us.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50- See you later, guys.- See you, mate. - All right.
0:26:50 > 0:26:55It took almost eight hours for the mystery teenager to give up his name.
0:26:55 > 0:27:01It took the magistrates eight seconds to make him pay £45 for messing with a car.
0:27:01 > 0:27:05The brawlers admitted the public order offence.
0:27:05 > 0:27:11Minter paid £325 and got a year's conditional discharge for the cannabis.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Hussain had 100 hours of unpaid work added to his
0:27:14 > 0:27:18suspended sentence for witness intimidation.
0:27:18 > 0:27:23Another day, another dollar. Good night.
0:27:29 > 0:27:33It has been an eventful year in the lock up.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Playing dead.
0:27:35 > 0:27:396,500 detainees were checked in.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42We'll put you on a breathalyser machine.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Prisoners and police got frisked.
0:27:48 > 0:27:52200,000 hours of CCTV were recorded.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55- My worst fears, really. - I'm outnumbered two-to-one.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57And he likes a juicy pair.
0:27:57 > 0:28:01Topping the league of crimes were assault and theft.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05- 22,000 cups of tea were served. - There you go.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08Over 1,000 kids came through the doors.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13I'm having a bit of crumpet.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15My name is Achilles.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17If you've something up your ass, I don't want it to explode.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19I like a bit of sausage.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21And in charge, 24/7, were the sergeants.
0:28:23 > 0:28:24That's the message.
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