0:00:02 > 0:00:04This programme contains strong language.
0:00:04 > 0:00:06So my music's started and this is the curtain.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08My music's waiting to be played and everybody's buzzing.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11I'm just standing like that, shite-ing myself, then this kicks in.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14MUSIC: "Like A Prayer" by Madonna
0:00:14 > 0:00:18Hopefully everybody's clapping. I'm like that. Send it.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Three, four, go.
0:00:20 > 0:00:24This programme contains some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting.
0:00:24 > 0:00:28Wee spin. And then when it kicks in like this, I go like that.
0:00:28 > 0:00:33I go, "Ooooooooooohhhhhh! It's yersel!"
0:00:33 > 0:00:37CHEERING # It's like a little prayer
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Down on my knees... #
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Then I go up...
0:00:42 > 0:00:43like that.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Bounce about the ring.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Go up to the referee, kid on that's the referee.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48Up against the referee.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Grado!
0:01:00 > 0:01:03This is the world of Insane Championship Wrestling.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06- CROWD:- IC Dub, IC Dub!
0:01:06 > 0:01:08A group of friends who fight together
0:01:08 > 0:01:10and play together...
0:01:13 > 0:01:15This is the story of their biggest year
0:01:15 > 0:01:18as they strive to make a living...
0:01:18 > 0:01:20I want you to wake up in the morning, look in the mirror
0:01:20 > 0:01:23and say, "I make a full-time living off professional wrestling." Right?
0:01:23 > 0:01:25..struggle with life at home...
0:01:25 > 0:01:29I'm skint sometimes. Like really skint, like mega skint.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33..and put on the biggest show of their lives.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36It's a really, really big deal.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38In four months' time they will put on a fight night
0:01:38 > 0:01:41at one of Glasgow's biggest venues,
0:01:41 > 0:01:44with double the capacity of their usual gigs.
0:01:44 > 0:01:491,100 tickets is not a laughing matter.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50But can they sell it out...
0:01:52 > 0:01:54..reach a new audience...
0:01:55 > 0:01:58..and put their Insane Fight Club on the map?
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- Right, I'll see you later. - Aye.- Right, see you later.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14- Right.- You take care. - Aye, I will.- Enjoy yourself.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Just you get to your bed.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32- Say, "Bye-bye".- Bye, Dad.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33Bye.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- See you later on? - Say, "Good luck, Daddy."
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Good luck, Dad.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- Try not get too stressed. - Right, cool - I'll try.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43- Right, love you.- Love you, sweetie.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45- Love you, honey.- Right, bye-bye.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50When I drive to the shows,
0:02:50 > 0:02:52I'm either shite-ing myself or I'm mega excited.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Right now I'm shite-ing myself and I'm mega excited.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57But I'd probably say right now,
0:02:57 > 0:03:00I'm closer to more shite-ing myself than I am excited, it's about 70-30.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Ah, you. Grab your running order.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Just going to go an' have a wee look at the crowd,
0:03:11 > 0:03:13but I don't want them to really see me,
0:03:13 > 0:03:15but it puts your mind at ease if you know
0:03:15 > 0:03:18there's a big crowd already there and the doors havenae opened.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22I can see through that gap there, in that pub, that...
0:03:22 > 0:03:26Fuck's sake, man, the queue is huge.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30- CROWD:- IC Dub! IC Dub! IC Dub! IC Dub!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32It's the Sunday of fucking T In The Park.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35T In The Park's happening right now and look at our crowd.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37- CROWD:- IC Dub! IC Dub!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39IC Dub! IC Dub! IC Dub!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41That's what I'm saying - it'll no feel actually real
0:03:41 > 0:03:44until Billy Kirkwood, the MC, the ring announcer,
0:03:44 > 0:03:47once he goes out into that ring and then they all start chanting...
0:03:47 > 0:03:51- CROWD:- IC Dub! IC Dub! IC Dub! IC Dub!
0:03:51 > 0:03:54CHEERING
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Insane Championship Wrestling is basically professional wrestling
0:03:59 > 0:04:00that you'd see on the telly.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Only thing is, it's aimed at an over 18s crowd.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11It's got a lot of blood, violence, bad language, stuff like that.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15It's a drama, it's a comedy.
0:04:15 > 0:04:20It's a soap opera, it's a performance art, it's a stunt show.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23It's like going to the theatre.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Theatre for the new generation, where people get the shit kicked out them.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33CHEERING
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Can everybody be quiet, please? Cheers, guys.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Mark Dallas is the man in charge of Insane Championship Wrestling,
0:04:43 > 0:04:47or ICW - the fighting phenomenon that's spilled out of nightclubs
0:04:47 > 0:04:49and onto the streets of Glasgow.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54It seemed like in the late '90s that everybody was alternative
0:04:54 > 0:04:57and everybody wanted to shock people and be different
0:04:57 > 0:05:00and then it seemed like society sort of changed
0:05:00 > 0:05:02where you've got to fit into a genre.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Whereas what ICW is all about is standing out,
0:05:07 > 0:05:10being different, not worrying about it.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13I don't do any tricks, I just jump.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Don't be something that other people want you to be, be you.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21From the feared...
0:05:21 > 0:05:24to the loved.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26The bizarre...
0:05:26 > 0:05:29to the hard core.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Everyone has a home at IC Dub.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34THEY CHEER
0:05:37 > 0:05:44For owner Mark, the obsession with wrestling began at an early age.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47When I was a kid I liked watching pro wrestling
0:05:47 > 0:05:51because it seemed like it was real-life superheroes on my telly,
0:05:51 > 0:05:53beating each other up.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56So that drew me to it as a young child.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01And in later years,
0:06:01 > 0:06:03it was this childhood obsession that began to look like
0:06:03 > 0:06:05it might provide a way out of tough times
0:06:05 > 0:06:07for Mark and his partner, Helen.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11When Helen got pregnant with Danny, we needed to get a house,
0:06:11 > 0:06:13we were staying in her ma's house at the time.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16So, the council put us in temporary accommodation,
0:06:16 > 0:06:17which was here, in Red Road.
0:06:17 > 0:06:22It was full of junkies and everybody just thrown in,
0:06:22 > 0:06:25all the dregs of society and then me and my missus.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- Right, what do they do now? - They do a suplex.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33I was just sitting there depressed, thinking about how I could provide
0:06:33 > 0:06:37a better life for my wean, cos my wean wasnae getting brought up here, that just wasnae going to happen.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- Who's the strongest?- Aaah!
0:06:40 > 0:06:41What I did was I thought,
0:06:41 > 0:06:44"I'll book five shows, two months apart each time."
0:06:44 > 0:06:47I don't know what happened, man, but we put on the first show
0:06:47 > 0:06:50and it got about 80 people in, but they loved it.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54And then the next show, it was sold out.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56The next show, they'd to bring more chairs in.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59The next show, we'd to turn people away.
0:07:01 > 0:07:06ICW now has a regular spot at The Garage nightclub in Glasgow.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10But with Mark barely breaking even every month,
0:07:10 > 0:07:13and none of his wrestlers earning enough to make a full-time living,
0:07:13 > 0:07:17he's about to take the biggest gamble of his career so far.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24So this is the main hall, this is ABC1, this is where your guys are going to be.
0:07:24 > 0:07:29Glasgow's ABC is a venue that holds twice the usual ICW crowd
0:07:29 > 0:07:33and in just two months' time, Mark plans a sell-out.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Capacity's about...1,300?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Aye. 1,300 for a gig?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Yeah, for like, standing room only, no chairs.
0:07:41 > 0:07:46So, with the ring and that, we're talking 1,100, something like that?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Yeah, 1,100, about, maybe 1,150,
0:07:49 > 0:07:51but bear in mind you have got the balcony as well.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55- Aye. Would yous be all right with somebody jumping off there?- Ahwooh!
0:07:56 > 0:07:59This is the first time I've been in here when it's been empty.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05It's quite daunting, cos you realise just how humungous this venue is
0:08:05 > 0:08:07and, aye, we get big crowds at The Garage and stuff,
0:08:07 > 0:08:10but the crowd we're going to need in here to sell out is double that,
0:08:10 > 0:08:14know what I mean? And that's no joke, man. That's nae laughing matter.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Everything's riding on this.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22The company's reputation, my rent and my wean's Christmas so...
0:08:22 > 0:08:29I mean, 1,100 tickets is not a laughing matter.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36I hope it's not this fuckin' empty on the night, mate, honestly.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42My dream is to have it that if you work for ICW,
0:08:42 > 0:08:43it's your full-time job.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45You're a professional wrestler,
0:08:45 > 0:08:48like the dictionary definition of a professional wrestler,
0:08:48 > 0:08:50you are somebody who makes a full-time living
0:08:50 > 0:08:52from professional wrestling.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56And then we can all get old and we can all say we were wrestlers, you know what I mean?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59"That's how we made a living, we were in the wrestling business."
0:09:00 > 0:09:05One of the wrestlers Mark's relying on is fan favourite, Grado.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08I'm the chubby wee underdog, a chubby wee chancer.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11I'm about as fit as my gran, but I love wrestling.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Over the past two years,
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Grado's videos have gathered momentum online.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Scott, listen - a lot of folk have been asking me,
0:09:20 > 0:09:23"Why are you challenging James Scott?" No. Fuck!
0:09:23 > 0:09:26These videos have transformed him from the ultimate fan
0:09:26 > 0:09:30to one of the most popular wrestlers in ICW.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Right, sort yourself down there. You're all hanging the wrong way.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Right, nae... My double chin?
0:09:37 > 0:09:38I need my glasses.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- No, higher. Please. - I cannae see you.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44You can see me here, can you not?
0:09:44 > 0:09:48Well, just. But then you see the lamp.
0:09:48 > 0:09:53Grado is somebody who was perceived as a nobody in Scottish wrestling,
0:09:53 > 0:09:56he'd had a handful of matches over ten years.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Mark Dallas loved my video on the internet,
0:10:01 > 0:10:05thought it was funny and he thought, "Here I could use you for ICW."
0:10:05 > 0:10:08So, then we sat and we came up with this whole story about
0:10:08 > 0:10:10"Get Grado booked," and it wasnae meant to be this big thing.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12And it all came to a conclusion
0:10:12 > 0:10:15when I got the chance to jump the barrier in a live crowd.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19It was the best feeling in the world.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21The crowd were going nuts.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24- CROWD:- Grado! Grado!
0:10:24 > 0:10:28And Grado's popularity just exploded.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Why can I no dae this right?
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Fuck's sake.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- Squeeze the thing. - I'm fuckin' squeezing it.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Give us a fuckin' look.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41With Mark moving the company towards bigger and better things,
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Grado's rethinking his image.
0:10:43 > 0:10:48They fives, aye? JOCK LAUGHS
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Because I'm fed up turning up at shows and being the only fat one
0:10:51 > 0:10:54or the only one that cannae take their top off.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Well, I can take my top off, but it ends up that the next day
0:10:57 > 0:11:00I end up looking at pictures and I go, "Ah, look at the nick of me, man."
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Cos I feel as if I've got a pair of man boobs,
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Well, I have got a pair of man boobs.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Everyone says, "It's your gimmick,
0:11:06 > 0:11:08"it's funny that you're the fat guy and all that,"
0:11:08 > 0:11:12but I can still be fat and have a bit of definition about myself, know what a mean?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14- That's what I'm going for, ain't it, Jock?- Aye, it is, aye.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15- Think I can do it?- I'm sure you can.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Going to give us a hand?
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Ah, you fucker.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26Don't drop it.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28That's it, squeeze 'em out.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34That's it, that's it. Your mother'd be proud of you, son.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46At the other end of the scale
0:11:46 > 0:11:51is one of ICW's hard-core heavyweights, Jack Jester.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58When I was at school I wanted to be a tattoo artist,
0:11:58 > 0:12:04a wrestler, or a clown, and so far I've managed to do all three.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11I do kind of think you should be yourself,
0:12:11 > 0:12:15don't ever just go with the flow and, you know,
0:12:15 > 0:12:18whatever everybody else is doing.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26My parents saw I wanted to be a wrestler,
0:12:26 > 0:12:29and they could've said, "Don't be so stupid."
0:12:29 > 0:12:32When I started wrestling I'd just turned 16,
0:12:32 > 0:12:35so they had the power to stop me, but they never have.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42My mum comes to...most shows.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46She came to her first ICW show on her birthday, actually.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51About six minutes in, I regretted asking her to come.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54That was when I was hanging over a balcony somewhere.
0:12:56 > 0:13:01My dad has never, never seen me wrestling. Ever.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05# One, two... Get down! #
0:13:05 > 0:13:08MUSIC: "The Boss" by James Brown
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- Well, who's taking the fall? - What do you want to do?
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- Is it elimination, or is it...? - What we going to dae?
0:13:13 > 0:13:14I think we should do elimination.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18ICW's next show is at the Edinburgh Picture House.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21It's an important stepping stone on the way to the biggest show
0:13:21 > 0:13:26of their lives at Glasgow's ABC in seven weeks' time.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30And as part of the master plan to draw a wider audience,
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Mark's bringing over two huge American wrestling stars.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39Comedy king, Colt Cabana, and ultimate hard man, Sabu,
0:13:39 > 0:13:42will be pitted against Grado and Jack Jester.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Right, number one is Grado-Cabana.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48To draw in new fans,
0:13:48 > 0:13:51they need to see on the posters a recognisable face.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55So, basically that's what the Americans were for.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57To bring attention to new fans.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Cos I know once we get them in the door, I know we'll
0:14:00 > 0:14:03put on a show that they'll want to come back and see again, you know.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06It's just, the hard bit as a promoter is getting people in the door the first time.
0:14:06 > 0:14:11For the plan to pay off, Mark and his writing partner, Renfrew,
0:14:11 > 0:14:15need to ensure they write a good storyline.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17We just base the shows on basic human emotions,
0:14:17 > 0:14:20things that every single person in the world can relate to.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22This guy hates this guy, this lassie left...
0:14:22 > 0:14:24You know what I mean?
0:14:24 > 0:14:29Hate, love, you know, anger, joy, all these different things.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32The storylines are the stuff of soap opera,
0:14:32 > 0:14:35but the pain is very definitely real.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Whenever somebody finds out you're involved in wrestling,
0:14:39 > 0:14:42the first thing they always say is, "Oh, it's fake," or, "Is it fake?"
0:14:42 > 0:14:45And you're like, "Well, define fake." You know what I mean?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48My mate getting hit with a steel chair isnae fake, you know what I mean?
0:14:48 > 0:14:50The boy's, like, getting really hurt - that's not fake.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Gis a paw. Come on, gis a paw. Come on!
0:14:57 > 0:15:01Paw. Paw. Paw. Paw.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03With the biggest show of their lives at Glasgow's ABC
0:15:03 > 0:15:05just over six weeks away,
0:15:05 > 0:15:10the Edinburgh show brings everyone an opportunity to fine-tune.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17For Grado, the fight against American star Colt Cabana
0:15:17 > 0:15:20is the chance to fulfil a boyhood dream.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Colt Cabana is one of the biggest professional wrestlers in the world.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26He's been in the WWE, he's wrestled all over the world,
0:15:26 > 0:15:28he's one of the number one names
0:15:28 > 0:15:30and he's one of my favourite wrestler's of all time.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33I've loved him from when I was about 14 years old,
0:15:33 > 0:15:35ever since I seen him ten years ago.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39So when I found out I was actually going to get the chance to actually wrestle Colt Cabana,
0:15:39 > 0:15:42I couldnae believe it, I was absolutely delighted. I was buzzing.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51Colt, you'll be wrestling against internet sensation, Grado.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55- So, what am I?- I mean, you're also an internet sensation.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57No, you were like, "Hey, this guy's an internet sensation."
0:15:57 > 0:16:00I meant to say international sensation.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03I'm going to go over there and beat the living shit out of Grado.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06I think that's him doing his Grado move there.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10We actually thought it was a phase he was going through
0:16:10 > 0:16:14and thinking that when he gets older, he would look back and have a laugh
0:16:14 > 0:16:18at the way he used to love his wrestling, but obviously not.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22He broke umpteen beds practising with his pals, cost us a fortune,
0:16:22 > 0:16:25all the new beds we had to buy. Even broke mine.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29Look at us here, right? You think I don't do much in the wrestling, don't do much in the ring?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Check this out. Watch.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Here I go up top.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Right? Moonsault, it's a back flip.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Watch this. Check it out. Moonsault. One, two, three...
0:16:44 > 0:16:45The last show I went to see him in
0:16:45 > 0:16:47he got hit over the head with a chair
0:16:47 > 0:16:51and there was blood everywhere and I was absolutely raging.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54That's us in Edinburgh.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56As part of the build-up to the next show,
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Grado's picking up Colt at Edinburgh Airport.
0:17:00 > 0:17:05They're filming promotional footage that will end up online.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07You ken what I'm here for?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Big man's just landed.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Going to take him back up the road, take him home.
0:17:12 > 0:17:17Colt Cabana! Colt Cabana, it's yersel! Colt Cabana!
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Colt Cabana, it's yersel! Colt Cabana.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29- Oh, Jesus.- Cabana. It's yersel!
0:17:29 > 0:17:33Colt Cabana, it's yersel! Colt Cabana.
0:17:33 > 0:17:38How's it going my man? How's it going my man? Come on.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40There he is, look. There's the big man.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Colt Cabana. Yay!
0:17:43 > 0:17:47With the welcome party over, it's time for Grado and Colt to hit
0:17:47 > 0:17:51Edinburgh city centre and spread the word about the big fight.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55Yay! There he is.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57What do you think? Are yous Grado fans?
0:17:57 > 0:18:01Grado! Grado! Grado! Here, put your hand out.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Waaaaaay!
0:18:04 > 0:18:07There you go, troops. There you go, my man, there you go, mate.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Hey, big 'un. You like wrestling?
0:18:09 > 0:18:11You like wrestling? You like wrestling?
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- You like wrestling! Bullshit. - Come and see bad wrestling.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17You're living a lie, big man. You're living a lie.
0:18:17 > 0:18:22Grado! Grado! Grado! Grado! Grado!
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Here, pleased to meet yous. Pleased to meet you.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- What's your name?- It's Grado.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30- Give her one.- That's a good one. - Give her one.- Mate.- Give her one.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32- You have to stop saying... - Give her one.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34- You cannae just keep telling everyone...- Give her one.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38Stop telling everybody to give her one. Sounds as if you want to do something else to them.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- Yous want one?- Give her one of those.- Yous want one?- Give her it.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44- You want one? You want one? - Give it to her.- You want one?
0:18:44 > 0:18:48- You a wrestling fan?- No. - Come on, take a wee flyer, hen.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- Where ye fae anyway, Australia?- Yes. - Whereabouts in Australia, Perth?
0:18:51 > 0:18:53- Give him a kiss on the cheek. - South Australia.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56South Australia, gies a kiss. Go, go gies a kiss.
0:18:56 > 0:18:57Go, gies a kiss. Gies a kiss.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00- Gies a kiss.- Hey, Grado.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Aw. She's a cow anyway.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- What can I say? Team Cabana. - USA! USA!
0:19:16 > 0:19:20For Mark, the last couple of days before a show are always tense.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24As well as fine-tuning a roster of 40 wrestlers,
0:19:24 > 0:19:26there are worries closer to home.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Money's always a issue before a show, cause it's all tied up and
0:19:31 > 0:19:34then you don't get paid for an event until after the event's happened.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37So, like, the same way people are skint
0:19:37 > 0:19:40right before they get their wages, that's kind of the way I am now.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Like, I'm the most skint ever, like for the whole month,
0:19:43 > 0:19:45so sometimes you might need to get a tap off your family
0:19:45 > 0:19:47or some stuff like that.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52Aye, it's a pain in the arse, but it has to be done, doesn't it?
0:19:54 > 0:19:57I might be skint now a lot of the time,
0:19:57 > 0:19:59but I'm never skint to the point where my family...
0:19:59 > 0:20:01The fridge hasnae got food in it.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03I'm never skint to the point the house isnae heated,
0:20:03 > 0:20:07I'm never skint to the point that, you know what I mean, we cannae live.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10But I'm skint sometimes. Like really skint.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Like mega skint, you know what I mean?
0:20:13 > 0:20:18I'm investing my time and money in these people.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20I know in the long run this'll pay off.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Right. Go on. Cool.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Jammin'.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30It's not all gloomy.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33And it's not only money that's playing on Mark's mind.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Danny's got autism, but he's got...is it Asperger's?
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Or something like that it's called, I think.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43They're still doing a bunch of tests and stuff like that,
0:20:43 > 0:20:46but I'm pretty sure that's what it is.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47I'm a bit weird, you know what I mean?
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Some of the things I do might not be perceived as normal.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52I don't know - like there's certain things I'm like,
0:20:52 > 0:20:55"Well that's stuff I did as a kid," you know what I mean?
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Maybe, maybe yous are over-exaggerating a wee bit.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02- WHISTLE TOOTS - Come on.- My whistle!
0:21:07 > 0:21:10For everyone involved, the Edinburgh show is an important stepping stone
0:21:10 > 0:21:15on the way to the biggest show of their lives at Glasgow's ABC.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19And with the match against his hero, Colt Cabana, just days away,
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Grado's into his final preparations.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29This is Sheryl's barbers. Remember, just give me my usual.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Who you fighting on Sunday?
0:21:32 > 0:21:34I'm fighting a guy called Colt Cabana fae America.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37- Ah.- How amazing's that?
0:21:39 > 0:21:40See all the other wrestlers,
0:21:40 > 0:21:44they've all got decent bodies and all that so, I need to make up for it
0:21:44 > 0:21:46in other ways, with getting a cracking haircut and a tan.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Cheers for that. Catch yous later on. Bye.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Right, what do you think?
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Is that better than the other ones?
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Woo!
0:22:07 > 0:22:11No, no, that is. That's good, that's...turn round the back.
0:22:15 > 0:22:16What do you think?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20It's the day of the Edinburgh show
0:22:20 > 0:22:23and once the new outfit is safely packed away,
0:22:23 > 0:22:27Grado is almost ready to join the bus-load of friends waiting outside.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Have I got any more clean pants than that?
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Graeme. Why do you ask these things?
0:22:32 > 0:22:36- Well, there's nae in my drawer. - No! There is!
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Every day they're out on the line.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49CHEERING
0:22:53 > 0:22:57- It's yersel!- It's wersel.
0:23:00 > 0:23:06It's a really, really big deal and I'm terrified, but in a good way.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08It's good to be nervous.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11When you're no nervous, you're no enjoying it.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Aaah.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Once I get in, maybe once I get a wee look at the venue
0:23:23 > 0:23:25and I see the ring, then that's when I'll start getting feart.
0:23:25 > 0:23:30- That's when the nerves'll start kicking in.- You got to do this guy. - Hopefully.- You gonna do this guy.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Make sure you do this guy.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Adam, where's the hard cam?
0:23:39 > 0:23:42After the ring's finished, they're going to put the barriers up.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Cheers, mate.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49ALL: Fuck him up, Grado! Fuck him up!
0:23:49 > 0:23:53Fuck him up, Grado! Fuck him up!
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Fuck him up, Grado! Fuck him up!
0:24:08 > 0:24:13Guys, can I get everybody over here for the run through now, please?
0:24:13 > 0:24:15The reason we're here is because of all of yous.
0:24:15 > 0:24:16Yous are that fucking good.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19I've been telling yous for years yous are that good.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Well, this is fucking proof of it, you know what a mean?
0:24:22 > 0:24:26And this isnae like the top of the mountain or any shit like that.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28This is us just starting, so I want us to look back in a couple of year
0:24:28 > 0:24:30and think of this as a small venue.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34Yous have earned this and here's Chris's run through.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37THEY CHEER
0:24:37 > 0:24:39I'm trying not to get paranoid the night.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41This is the one night I don't want to be paranoid.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Please, don't be paranoid! Just go out there and lap up and enjoy it.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Don't want nothing to go wrong.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49What does this look like on?
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Does this look all right? No?
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Down a bit, you think? I wanted it up a bit, I think.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- Aye.- Does my belly make it look stupid?
0:25:02 > 0:25:03That'll give. That'll give, mate.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Look in the middle. See if we gimmick that? Hit it with a hammer.
0:25:11 > 0:25:12Got to sort these tables.
0:25:12 > 0:25:17After I sort these tables, that's everything pretty much ready to go. Then I can relax a wee bit.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23With the stage set and the expectation built to fever pitch,
0:25:23 > 0:25:28the very first fight is Grado versus Colt.
0:25:28 > 0:25:32- CROWD:- It's yersel! It's yersel! It's yersel!
0:25:32 > 0:25:34It's yersel! It's yersel!
0:25:34 > 0:25:38- Grado, enjoy yourself out there. - No, I know, aye.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41- You know what I'm saying? This is fun, this is fun.- Aye.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44- I'm going to kick your ass. - I know, I know, I know.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Ladies and gentlemen, let's get this party started.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50CHEERING
0:25:54 > 0:25:57CHEERING
0:26:07 > 0:26:10And it's Grado's big moment next.
0:26:10 > 0:26:15# And it feels like...home
0:26:21 > 0:26:25# When you call my name It's like a little prayer
0:26:25 > 0:26:30# I'm down on my knees I want to take you there
0:26:30 > 0:26:34# In the midnight hour I can feel your power
0:26:34 > 0:26:39# Just like a prayer You know I'll take you there
0:26:39 > 0:26:43# I hear your voice...#
0:26:43 > 0:26:51- CROWD:- Grado! Grado! Grado! It's yersel! It's yersel! It's yersel!
0:26:51 > 0:26:55It's yersel! It's yersel! It's yersel! It's yersel!
0:27:12 > 0:27:15It was amazing. I got to just wrestle my hero.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17So I get to say I've wrestled Colt Cabana, man,
0:27:17 > 0:27:20and not a lot of guys can say they've wrestled their heroes,
0:27:20 > 0:27:23and I've wrestled my hero the night. It was spot-on. I loved it.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28For Mark, the success of the Edinburgh show brings relief,
0:27:28 > 0:27:31but for him and his family, the whole idea of ICW
0:27:31 > 0:27:34means more than ticket sales.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38It's also helped him in recent weeks with his son, Danny.
0:27:41 > 0:27:42With Dan the other week there,
0:27:42 > 0:27:45when Danny woke up for nursery, right,
0:27:45 > 0:27:48and I went, "It's time for nursery son,"
0:27:48 > 0:27:50and he went, "All right, cool."
0:27:50 > 0:27:53"Right, we need to get ready."
0:27:53 > 0:27:57And he went, "I don't want to go to nursery."
0:27:57 > 0:27:59I went, "How?"
0:27:59 > 0:28:00"I feel different."
0:28:02 > 0:28:06He says, "I feel different." Right?
0:28:06 > 0:28:11And I wanted to burst into tears and I walked into the other room
0:28:11 > 0:28:14and I gret in the other room.
0:28:14 > 0:28:17I've no problem with this being on camera, right.
0:28:17 > 0:28:22A walked back into the room, put on an ICW video,
0:28:22 > 0:28:26put it on the video player, put Danny on my knee.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29Showed him the video.
0:28:29 > 0:28:32There's a clip where I came out in the crowd and said something
0:28:32 > 0:28:34and I went, "Who's in the wrestling ring?"
0:28:34 > 0:28:36He went, "Daddy."
0:28:36 > 0:28:38"All right, cool, son."
0:28:38 > 0:28:41I went, "See your daddy? Your daddy's different."
0:28:42 > 0:28:47"You don't want to be the same as everybody else, cos that's boring."
0:28:47 > 0:28:52And he hugged me, and then he went to nursery.
0:28:52 > 0:28:56And for a week before that, he put his hands over his eyes when he got to nursery.
0:28:56 > 0:29:00See when I said that to him? He didnae do it again.
0:29:00 > 0:29:03It meant the world to me.
0:29:03 > 0:29:05It was like the best thing in the world, man.
0:29:11 > 0:29:14With the Edinburgh fight night over, it's party time.
0:29:17 > 0:29:20Despite like running the biggest show I've ever ran
0:29:20 > 0:29:22I've probably walked away fae it
0:29:22 > 0:29:25with the least amount of money I've ever had.
0:29:25 > 0:29:27I would have had an all right amount of money,
0:29:27 > 0:29:31but I spent about £1,000 on hotel rooms for a lot of the wrestlers.
0:29:31 > 0:29:35I basically just wanted to party, I wanted to enjoy it
0:29:35 > 0:29:37I wanted everybody to feel like they were stars.
0:29:37 > 0:29:39You know what a mean?
0:29:39 > 0:29:41So, I've never had the chance to do that before
0:29:41 > 0:29:42so I just did that. You know what I mean?
0:29:42 > 0:29:46The thing is, that money, I could've spent on this, that and the next thing
0:29:46 > 0:29:48and it would've meant nothing to me. See that night?
0:29:48 > 0:29:51I'll never forget that night, so is that money well spent?
0:29:51 > 0:29:53I think so.
0:29:54 > 0:29:57Having spent the profits from the Edinburgh show,
0:29:57 > 0:29:59Mark's chance at the big time
0:29:59 > 0:30:02and the opportunity to finally start making some serious
0:30:02 > 0:30:05money for his wrestlers, rests solely on the ABC show
0:30:05 > 0:30:08in Glasgow in just a few weeks' time.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12So I'm sitting there, about 250 tickets sold at last count.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15So that's what? 950 tae go?
0:30:15 > 0:30:18In six weeks?
0:30:18 > 0:30:22So it's going to take a portion of our cunning...
0:30:22 > 0:30:24Maybe all of our cunning.
0:30:28 > 0:30:32On top of the 950 tickets still to shift, Mark has received
0:30:32 > 0:30:36the news that one of his biggest box office draws, Grado, will be
0:30:36 > 0:30:39away on holiday on the big fight night.
0:30:41 > 0:30:43I'm going to Vegas in October and I'm going to miss the biggest ICW
0:30:43 > 0:30:46show of the year, which is a pure blooper,
0:30:46 > 0:30:49but at the end of the day where does it stop?
0:30:49 > 0:30:51Do you cancel holidays for wrestling?
0:30:51 > 0:30:54Do you cancel holidays for the biggest show of the year?
0:30:54 > 0:30:57I told my bird, "I'm thinking aboot coming back
0:30:57 > 0:30:59"a day early from Vegas tae make the ICW show."
0:30:59 > 0:31:01She went off her nut.
0:31:01 > 0:31:03She was like, "No way are you coming home a day
0:31:03 > 0:31:04"early for a wrestling show."
0:31:09 > 0:31:11ICW's not about one person.
0:31:11 > 0:31:13ICW's not about you coming to see one performer,
0:31:13 > 0:31:15ICW's about you coming to see a package.
0:31:15 > 0:31:18Grado's part of that package. Would I rather he was here
0:31:18 > 0:31:20if a had the choice? Of course I would rather he was here.
0:31:20 > 0:31:23He's an important part of that package, definitely.
0:31:25 > 0:31:28For Grado, the tinkering with his image continues.
0:31:28 > 0:31:32He's bleached his hair blonde and he's not convinced.
0:31:32 > 0:31:35What colour have I to get?
0:31:35 > 0:31:37Medium brown.
0:31:37 > 0:31:38Right, medium brown.
0:31:38 > 0:31:40Top.
0:31:40 > 0:31:44I'm going to see if I can get this hair sorted.
0:31:44 > 0:31:48So I'm going to see if I can get some hair dye fae Morrisons,
0:31:48 > 0:31:51but I don't know the exact colour I'm meant to be getting
0:31:51 > 0:31:53cos I'm not exactly a connoisseur of hair, am I?
0:31:55 > 0:31:57Ken what I'll dae? I'll phone 118.
0:31:59 > 0:32:00'How can I help you?'
0:32:00 > 0:32:04Currently my hair is bleach blonde and I'm going on holiday next week
0:32:04 > 0:32:07an' I'm needing it tae be brown.
0:32:07 > 0:32:11I'm looking for somebody that can tell me which colour,
0:32:11 > 0:32:13which hair dye tae buy
0:32:13 > 0:32:16so that I can dye my hair back tae my normal colour which was brown.
0:32:16 > 0:32:19But it wisnae too brown, it wisnae hazelnut, it wisnae copper,
0:32:19 > 0:32:22it wisnae chocolate. It was just boring dull old brown. What do...?
0:32:22 > 0:32:25How do you get colour brown fae the shops?
0:32:26 > 0:32:30'I'm sorry, you're looking for a local hair salon in your area?'
0:32:30 > 0:32:33Well, they'll all be shut the now, have you no got anybody that can
0:32:33 > 0:32:36put me on to advice? Have you got anybody...? What about him
0:32:36 > 0:32:39that brought oot the straighteners, Nicky Clarke?
0:32:39 > 0:32:40'Nicky Clarke?'
0:32:40 > 0:32:42Aye, put him in.
0:32:42 > 0:32:44PHONE RINGS
0:32:47 > 0:32:51'Good afternoon this is Nicky Clarke, Mayfair, you're through to Donna. May I help you?'
0:32:51 > 0:32:55Donna, it's yourself. I need to know the exact colour of hair dye I would need
0:32:55 > 0:32:58to buy from the shops so that I can go back to ma normal hair colour.
0:32:58 > 0:33:02'To make it natural I would suggest coming into the salon
0:33:02 > 0:33:05'and having a colour put on by one of our technicians.'
0:33:05 > 0:33:09How much would that cost, if there was any appointments there, to get my hair dyed there?
0:33:09 > 0:33:13'From £100 pounds. Maybe a bit more, maybe a bit less.'
0:33:13 > 0:33:14Aye, that's fine with me.
0:33:14 > 0:33:17- 'No problem.' - Thanks very much, bye.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19- 'Bye.' - Bye.
0:33:21 > 0:33:24Grado has a wrestling match coming up in London in a few days' time
0:33:24 > 0:33:29and with the appointment booked, he's decided to kill two birds with one stone.
0:33:31 > 0:33:34But Mark has other worries on his mind.
0:33:34 > 0:33:38He still has 800 tickets to sell for the big fight night,
0:33:38 > 0:33:41write Grado out of the show, and plan a vital publicity stunt.
0:33:43 > 0:33:45And he's rallying the troops.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47PHONE RINGS
0:33:47 > 0:33:51- 'Hallo.'- Grado, I know you're not going to be on the show,
0:33:51 > 0:33:54but we've got to get an angle where we write you out, so until then
0:33:54 > 0:33:56are you up for doing some stuff,
0:33:56 > 0:33:59maybe go away one night, a bunch of the boys
0:33:59 > 0:34:02and we'll think up a bunch of publicity stunts to do round Glasgow?
0:34:02 > 0:34:03Are you up for that?
0:34:03 > 0:34:06'100%, man. I want ran doon or something like that.'
0:34:06 > 0:34:08You want ran doon? Mate, let's dae that.
0:34:08 > 0:34:11Let's see if there's a way we can actually, no actually get you ran doon,
0:34:11 > 0:34:15but make it look like you've been ran doon. I'm well up for that shit, man.
0:34:15 > 0:34:17Grado! Wolfy! Let's go.
0:34:17 > 0:34:22Mark's taking some of the wrestlers to a caravan park in Ayrshire
0:34:22 > 0:34:25where they'll spend the night figuring out ways to create a buzz
0:34:25 > 0:34:30around the upcoming big fight night and sell those last 800 tickets.
0:34:31 > 0:34:34# Come on over to my place
0:34:34 > 0:34:38# Hey, there, we're having a party
0:34:38 > 0:34:42# We'll be swinging Dancing and singing
0:34:42 > 0:34:46# Won't you come on over tonight? #
0:34:47 > 0:34:50I nearly collapsed there. My shins nearly combusted. Oh!
0:34:50 > 0:34:54Legitimately, got... You want me to be serious with you.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56I've got 800 tickets to sell, right. See if a sell these
0:34:56 > 0:34:59tickets I can pay for my weans' Christmas. If a don't, I cannae.
0:34:59 > 0:35:01Be serious for five minutes and no cut out with fucking stupid jokes.
0:35:01 > 0:35:05You are fucking really smart guys and you're going to come to some of the best ideas going.
0:35:05 > 0:35:07It's going to take us five fucking minutes tae dae
0:35:07 > 0:35:09an then we can get honking drunk.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12- Yous up for it lads, man? - Aye. Let's fucking do it, man.
0:35:12 > 0:35:16We've got one midget. Chris. If he was chasing a pure group of us
0:35:16 > 0:35:18and he ran into a flash mob in George Square.
0:35:18 > 0:35:20Through the toon we're fucking proper,
0:35:20 > 0:35:22pure fear, running away fae Chris whose yelling.
0:35:22 > 0:35:24Like, "I'll fucking get ye in George square!"
0:35:24 > 0:35:27We get tae George Square an' there's a fuckin' flash mob waiting.
0:35:27 > 0:35:30I filled out an application form online for Take Me Out.
0:35:30 > 0:35:31Right?
0:35:31 > 0:35:34Why don't we all sign up for mad fucking reality shows?
0:35:34 > 0:35:37Haud on, haud on, I got Andy Dowds tae make me a graphic, right?
0:35:37 > 0:35:40"Davey Blaze, Take Me Out, Big Davey'll feed ye his gravy."
0:35:40 > 0:35:42I swear to God...
0:35:42 > 0:35:45Mate, why have you no' sent me that? I'll put it on the ICW fucking page, man!
0:35:45 > 0:35:47I'm waiting on an audition coming back.
0:35:47 > 0:35:49Davey, mate, that's a beast mate. Dae that.
0:35:49 > 0:35:52- Fuckin dae that, bruv. - I will dae it.- That's a beast, man.
0:35:52 > 0:35:54It's a one-liner that could take him, John Smeaton!
0:35:54 > 0:35:58The flash mob's do-able, your Take Me Out idea's do-able.
0:35:58 > 0:36:01- You getting run doon's do-able. - Yer big stuff is...
0:36:01 > 0:36:04It's no real, you're no actually gonnae get run doon.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20CROAKY VOICE: Oh, my God, man.
0:36:23 > 0:36:25Holy fuck.
0:36:25 > 0:36:28Oh, for fuck's sake. The fuck?
0:36:31 > 0:36:32I'm burst, man.
0:36:35 > 0:36:38Ask Grado whit he was up tae last night, man.
0:36:38 > 0:36:41Cos he's pure going to regret being such a dick.
0:36:41 > 0:36:45Here, apparently you've got a bit of social media
0:36:45 > 0:36:47fae me fae last night.
0:36:47 > 0:36:49- Come here and see this.- Oh, naw!
0:36:49 > 0:36:51You're an embarrassment to yersel'.
0:36:51 > 0:36:52Oh, naw, man.
0:36:52 > 0:36:54I said tae ye, "Don't dae it,"
0:36:54 > 0:36:56and you said, "Naw, it's cool..."
0:36:56 > 0:36:59We had Grado phoning certain WWE superstars
0:36:59 > 0:37:01saying he was going to knock fuck oot them.
0:37:01 > 0:37:05He was coming all the way fae the Shire to kill them and all that.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07LAUGHING: Oh, no man!
0:37:07 > 0:37:09That was the first one.
0:37:09 > 0:37:12Oh, whit?! You fucking shut up!
0:37:12 > 0:37:16We went, "Here, leave a message," and he just went aff on one.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25With their unique style of brainstorming behind them,
0:37:25 > 0:37:28it's time for ICW's first publicity stunt.
0:37:30 > 0:37:33You know, Davey mate, this is either the greatest
0:37:33 > 0:37:36or the most fucking ridiculous idea you've ever had.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42Davey, quick, quick, quick! Fucking quick, Davey!
0:37:46 > 0:37:50Mark and Davey Boy are on a mission to address one of Glasgow's
0:37:50 > 0:37:55most iconic statues in an ICW branded T-shirt and cone.
0:37:57 > 0:37:59Raise them up, mate. Clip it, right go for it.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03I've got my foot on the bottom.
0:38:07 > 0:38:11Just you start fucking rattling that T-shirt on, mate, right?
0:38:11 > 0:38:14- This is scary, man. - That's you mate, that's you.
0:38:16 > 0:38:18- It's no going, Dallas.- Whit?
0:38:18 > 0:38:21- It's no stapling on. - It's no stapling? Fucking...
0:38:23 > 0:38:26Council do it now because people are going up
0:38:26 > 0:38:28and falling aff an' hurting themselves,
0:38:28 > 0:38:30so now they tell us tae put up a cone.
0:38:30 > 0:38:32Mate, I'm proper shitting myself, man.
0:38:37 > 0:38:39Make sure the ICW's at the front, bruv.
0:38:39 > 0:38:41Put your leg on there and bring your leg over.
0:38:41 > 0:38:45You're fucking fine, I'm hauding the bottom so it's sturdy, right?
0:38:45 > 0:38:46You're good tae go, Davey,
0:38:46 > 0:38:49just a wee bit round, that's you. Right, on ye go.
0:38:49 > 0:38:50You're fucking laughing.
0:38:52 > 0:38:55Think I've just done a shite. THEY LAUGH
0:38:55 > 0:38:58Right, let's get oot of here before we get rumbled.
0:38:58 > 0:39:01That's the stuff that gets attention, you know what I mean?
0:39:01 > 0:39:03Aye.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06With a job well done, the photo is up online,
0:39:06 > 0:39:09and it's now up to the power of social networking
0:39:09 > 0:39:10to spread the word.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13It's got 85 now.
0:39:13 > 0:39:16No, 93, it just clicked up to, and eight comments.
0:39:16 > 0:39:19- You kidding me on? - No, mate. I'm no, this is for real.
0:39:19 > 0:39:21"They've been wanting to catch people
0:39:21 > 0:39:22"doing this red-handed for years, lol.
0:39:22 > 0:39:25"You might get some unexpected press coming your way,
0:39:25 > 0:39:28"but, hey, any publicity's good publicity."
0:39:29 > 0:39:31What would the polis say if they showed up?
0:39:31 > 0:39:33What do ye think? What could they dae us for?
0:39:33 > 0:39:35We didnae deface a statue.
0:39:39 > 0:39:43Grado is on his way to his wrestling match in London.
0:39:43 > 0:39:46I've got a pizza crunch supper in here waiting for me, man.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48To the wrestling good times!
0:39:50 > 0:39:55But his main concern is his image, and whether celebrity hair stylist
0:39:55 > 0:39:59Nicky Clarke will be able to return him to his natural self.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02Hi there, I've got an appointment at nine o'clock.
0:40:02 > 0:40:05So do you have to keep really fit then, when you're doing...?
0:40:05 > 0:40:09Yip, yip, you better believe it.
0:40:09 > 0:40:11I'm at the gym seven times a week.
0:40:11 > 0:40:13- Are you?- Mm-hmm.
0:40:13 > 0:40:15Here, you ever been to a barber's
0:40:15 > 0:40:17where when you're getting your haircut you can get
0:40:17 > 0:40:20grilled chicken marinated in lemon, chilli, ginger,
0:40:20 > 0:40:23coriander served wi' grilled mushrooms, green beans,
0:40:23 > 0:40:27cherry tomatoes, cucumber, beetroot, spring onions and roasted pine nuts?
0:40:27 > 0:40:29I'll need to go back tae Sheryl and gie her these ideas
0:40:29 > 0:40:32that ye can get a scoff while you're getting your hair done.
0:40:32 > 0:40:34Don't get me wrong, ye can go in and get a roll n' slice
0:40:34 > 0:40:37next door fae Sheryl and bring it in and sit when you're eating,
0:40:37 > 0:40:38but that's no the same, innit, no?
0:40:42 > 0:40:44So, where do you normally get it cut?
0:40:44 > 0:40:46Sheryl's in Stevenston. You ever heard of her?
0:40:46 > 0:40:48- Sheryl's?- Aye, Stevenston.
0:40:48 > 0:40:49- No.- Nah.
0:40:49 > 0:40:51Never heard of Sheryl's.
0:40:51 > 0:40:55Next tae the Fisher Fine Foods in New Street in Stevenston.
0:40:55 > 0:40:56- OK.- Mmm.
0:40:58 > 0:41:02That's amazing. That's class, innit?
0:41:02 > 0:41:05How ye doing, big guy? Pleased tae meet you.
0:41:05 > 0:41:07- I'm Grado, how ye doin'? - I'm very well, how are you?
0:41:07 > 0:41:08Aye, brand-new.
0:41:08 > 0:41:11I'm a professional wrestler fae the Shire, fae Stevenston.
0:41:11 > 0:41:13I've got ma leotard on for ye, there ye go.
0:41:13 > 0:41:15I know, I ken, I don't usually...
0:41:15 > 0:41:17I don't usually wear it when I'm oot in London,
0:41:17 > 0:41:19oot on the toon, but I have today.
0:41:19 > 0:41:22Right can I get ye tae say my catchphrase?
0:41:22 > 0:41:24Just say, "Grado, it's yersel'."
0:41:25 > 0:41:27- Grado...- Say that again. - It's your...?
0:41:27 > 0:41:29Ever walked doon the toon before
0:41:29 > 0:41:32and you've went, "Oh, Margaret! It's yersel'!"
0:41:32 > 0:41:35- No, I've never heard of that one. - Three, two, one.
0:41:35 > 0:41:38Awright, Grado, it's yersel'!
0:41:38 > 0:41:39Nicky Clarke, it's yersel!
0:41:39 > 0:41:42ENGLISH ACCENT: Grado, it's yourself.
0:41:42 > 0:41:45- LAUGHING Get in there. - Lovely to meet you.
0:41:45 > 0:41:47See you later, Nicky, thanks very much.
0:41:47 > 0:41:48Bye.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50- See yous later, troops.- Take care.
0:41:50 > 0:41:53With his hair dyed, Grado is ready for his holiday in Vegas.
0:41:53 > 0:41:56Going for a munch. Let's go, man, I'm absolutely starving,
0:41:56 > 0:41:59cos a wisnae for paying £13 for a couple of bits of...
0:42:01 > 0:42:02thingmy...in there.
0:42:07 > 0:42:10In Glasgow, Mark and Helen have an appointment
0:42:10 > 0:42:13at Danny's nursery to assess his latest progress.
0:42:14 > 0:42:16You want James to do it? OK.
0:42:16 > 0:42:18Right, haud on.
0:42:18 > 0:42:21'When I discovered my son had autism I didnae deal with it.
0:42:21 > 0:42:24'I refused to accept that he had autism.'
0:42:25 > 0:42:28'I was like, "Naw, naw, Danny's cool, Danny's fine." '
0:42:28 > 0:42:30You want to know what we're doing today?
0:42:30 > 0:42:32OK, first we're going to...?
0:42:32 > 0:42:33- Nursery.- Nursery!
0:42:33 > 0:42:37'I just shut myself off from it all, and bottled it all up inside.
0:42:37 > 0:42:39'And I started drinking more.
0:42:39 > 0:42:41'Didnae talk tae anybody about it,
0:42:41 > 0:42:43'and that was the worst thing you could dae.'
0:42:43 > 0:42:45Is he going to be able to, like, live on is own?
0:42:45 > 0:42:48Is he going to be able to cook? Is he going to have a girlfriend?
0:42:48 > 0:42:52Is he going to have this and that? That's what upset me.
0:42:52 > 0:42:58Eventually, I realised it wisnae going to severely affect his life.
0:43:00 > 0:43:03He is an incredibly smart boy.
0:43:03 > 0:43:05Really smart, and it's almost like a superpower in a way.
0:43:05 > 0:43:09He's got a photographic memory, I've been told.
0:43:09 > 0:43:11And that's no going to hurt you in life, you know what I mean?
0:43:14 > 0:43:16The results of Danny's assessment will decide
0:43:16 > 0:43:19what type of school he will attend next year.
0:43:22 > 0:43:24We just got told there that Danny can go,
0:43:24 > 0:43:26is probably going to go to a mainstream school.
0:43:26 > 0:43:28Not even a mainstream school with a unit,
0:43:28 > 0:43:30which is still, like, special needs.
0:43:30 > 0:43:31He'll have additional support,
0:43:31 > 0:43:33but he'll have the support that he needs.
0:43:33 > 0:43:36Aye, but nae different than any other wean.
0:43:36 > 0:43:38Brilliant. I'm over the moon an' all.
0:43:38 > 0:43:40I cannae wait to go hame and phone my ma.
0:43:45 > 0:43:48With the biggest show of their lives now just five days away,
0:43:48 > 0:43:50the pressure is on,
0:43:50 > 0:43:54and Jack Jester's getting a new outfit for the occasion.
0:43:54 > 0:43:56A light grey one and a dark grey one,
0:43:56 > 0:43:59and a black and then a light and then a leather.
0:43:59 > 0:44:01'I don't order my wrestling gear online,'
0:44:01 > 0:44:03because I cannae talk to the person
0:44:03 > 0:44:06and I cannae stand and put it on and say, "Naw."
0:44:06 > 0:44:09Yeah, cos we've got plenty up here.
0:44:09 > 0:44:11That's why I've got Iona.
0:44:11 > 0:44:14Yeah, that looks good. Yeah.
0:44:14 > 0:44:16'I like things to be done a certain way.'
0:44:16 > 0:44:18Like, if I'm going to a show I pack my bag the same order,
0:44:18 > 0:44:21the same routine because then I know that I've got everything.
0:44:21 > 0:44:23'Like, I've got drawers for everything,
0:44:23 > 0:44:25'I know where everything is,'
0:44:25 > 0:44:27and it's just when it's hectic chaos I cannae relax,
0:44:27 > 0:44:30I don't know how people can function.
0:44:30 > 0:44:34See, like that. That's pointless because I can barely see that.
0:44:34 > 0:44:37I just, it makes me feel better when I'm really,
0:44:37 > 0:44:38when I'm 100% happy with something.
0:44:38 > 0:44:40What's teal? Teal's like a...
0:44:40 > 0:44:43No, but teal is bad in wrestling.
0:44:43 > 0:44:45My, dad's the same, to be honest. My dad's pretty...
0:44:45 > 0:44:47You know, when it comes to his dress sense
0:44:47 > 0:44:50and his colour matching and stuff, my dad at one point
0:44:50 > 0:44:52used to have a pair of glasses for every colour of clothes
0:44:52 > 0:44:55he would ever wear so he could match his glasses to he's shoes and stuff.
0:44:55 > 0:44:57I think I've picked it up from him.
0:44:58 > 0:45:01I started wrestling when I was 15. I've been non-stop since then.
0:45:01 > 0:45:04Thousands of matches all over the country.
0:45:04 > 0:45:08But the one person that's never seen me is my dad.
0:45:08 > 0:45:10He's got his own reasons,
0:45:10 > 0:45:12but come the ABC, the championship match,
0:45:12 > 0:45:15this is the first time he's ever going to see me,
0:45:15 > 0:45:19the first time he's going to see his son wrestling in front of him.
0:45:19 > 0:45:20Ever. He's never seen a DVD,
0:45:20 > 0:45:23he's never seen a videotape or any of the stuff I've recorded.
0:45:23 > 0:45:28So it's going to be a big deal for me and a really big night for him.
0:45:28 > 0:45:32But this is not the only change awaiting Jester.
0:45:32 > 0:45:35On Sunday night's show, Mark's decided to crown him
0:45:35 > 0:45:37his new ICW champion.
0:45:38 > 0:45:42When I'm picking somebody to be the next ICW champion,
0:45:42 > 0:45:47everything else is done off the cuff, you know, but that,
0:45:47 > 0:45:49I take a lot of time.
0:45:49 > 0:45:51And I usually know who the next champion is going to be
0:45:51 > 0:45:55a year before they become the champion.
0:45:55 > 0:45:58It's a very special thing in wrestling
0:45:58 > 0:46:00when it's a belt that actually means something,
0:46:00 > 0:46:05because the person who's the champ, you know, they hold that with pride.
0:46:05 > 0:46:07They go out and bust their arse on every show for you.
0:46:07 > 0:46:11They're meant to be the champion, you know what I mean?
0:46:11 > 0:46:13Jester will be a great champion.
0:46:13 > 0:46:16It's a poignant moment when that belt goes from one to the other.
0:46:18 > 0:46:21The biggest show of Mark's career is now just one day away,
0:46:21 > 0:46:25and he's still 450 tickets shy of a sell-out.
0:46:26 > 0:46:31In a final publicity push, he's organised a flash mob pillow fight
0:46:31 > 0:46:33in George Square.
0:46:33 > 0:46:36- I'm nervous.- You're nervous?- Aye.
0:46:36 > 0:46:39- I'm not.- That I'm going to get the jail and I won't even go to my show.
0:46:39 > 0:46:41What we're doing is not even bad,
0:46:41 > 0:46:43it's just that the world is pure shite now.
0:46:43 > 0:46:45Like you're not allowed to have fun.
0:46:45 > 0:46:47There's a rule for everything, you know what I mean?
0:46:47 > 0:46:50Like, this is a pillow fight in the town.
0:46:50 > 0:46:52I shouldn't even be thinking about getting the jail.
0:46:52 > 0:46:54And everybody else is after your health and safety
0:46:54 > 0:46:58and whether you've done a risk assessment. I'm like, "Shut the fuck up, man."
0:46:58 > 0:47:01- Bye!- Bye-bye, buddy. Give me a kiss?
0:47:02 > 0:47:03You want to shut the door?
0:47:03 > 0:47:06- Yeah. - OK, you going to slam it shut?
0:47:13 > 0:47:15Mark's filming the pillow fight.
0:47:15 > 0:47:18Once it's online, he's hoping it will be enough of a spectacle
0:47:18 > 0:47:22to get people talking about ICW, and more importantly,
0:47:22 > 0:47:26buy the last remaining tickets for the big fight night.
0:47:26 > 0:47:29I'm more nervous about this than I am about the show tomorrow,
0:47:29 > 0:47:33because if I get the jail for this, then no matter what we say,
0:47:33 > 0:47:36I won't get out till Monday, so I'll miss the show.
0:47:45 > 0:47:47There's the polis. Wait five minutes, wait five minutes.
0:48:17 > 0:48:20I think a lot of people are afraid of things they don't understand.
0:48:20 > 0:48:22I think in life, a lot of people think
0:48:22 > 0:48:25you're meant to get a nine to five and get a house and a mortgage
0:48:25 > 0:48:28and this and that, and you're not meant to go and do things you want to do.
0:48:28 > 0:48:30The thing is, you can do the things you want to do,
0:48:30 > 0:48:31it's just that a lot of people
0:48:31 > 0:48:33haven't got the courage to go and pursue those career paths.
0:48:34 > 0:48:36What's the John Lennon quote?
0:48:36 > 0:48:38When he was young, the teacher asked him,
0:48:38 > 0:48:40"What do you want to be when you're older?" He said "Happy."
0:48:40 > 0:48:42And he went, "You don't understand the question."
0:48:42 > 0:48:45And he was like, "No, you don't understand life."
0:48:45 > 0:48:46- I think I should bail.- Aye?
0:48:46 > 0:48:48I think we're going to get a clean-up bill for this,
0:48:48 > 0:48:49I bet you we do.
0:48:58 > 0:49:01It's show day,
0:49:01 > 0:49:05and the biggest fight night in ICW history has finally arrived.
0:49:08 > 0:49:11Love you, buddy. OK, Daddy will see you later.
0:49:11 > 0:49:16- Daddy will see you tomorrow, OK? Have fun with Granny, OK?- Good luck.
0:49:16 > 0:49:18You'll do brilliant, right?
0:49:18 > 0:49:21I know, sweetie. Right, see you later. Bye-bye.
0:49:26 > 0:49:29They've not just put "The ICW", they've put "Insane Champion".
0:49:29 > 0:49:31I didn't think they'd have enough letters.
0:49:31 > 0:49:35They've not got an A. "Fer and loathing"!
0:49:35 > 0:49:38But "Insane Championship Wrestling", that's mental.
0:49:38 > 0:49:40That's pure trippy, man.
0:49:40 > 0:49:44That's quite insane, seeing our name up on that sign.
0:49:44 > 0:49:47I remember about a year ago,
0:49:47 > 0:49:50me and you were going along that road, steaming, and we says,
0:49:50 > 0:49:52"How cool would it be to have ICW's name up there?"
0:49:52 > 0:49:54About a year to the day, honestly.
0:49:55 > 0:49:58If you were to sit and tell me three or four years ago
0:49:58 > 0:50:00that we were going to do the things we've done
0:50:00 > 0:50:03in the past three or four months, I wouldn't believe you for a second.
0:50:06 > 0:50:09Tonight, in the biggest match of his career,
0:50:09 > 0:50:13Jack Jester will become the new ICW champion.
0:50:13 > 0:50:17And watching from the crowd for the very first time will be his dad.
0:50:18 > 0:50:20I don't think there's a better,
0:50:20 > 0:50:25a better show of everything to kind of go, like,
0:50:25 > 0:50:27to bring you along to one show
0:50:27 > 0:50:31to experience the full spectrum of the nights. Like, tonight,
0:50:31 > 0:50:36regardless of how much your brain is telling you "He's hurt, he's hurt",
0:50:36 > 0:50:39just remember that I'm all right, cos I'm in control.
0:50:39 > 0:50:41I know where I'm going with it,
0:50:41 > 0:50:44so don't get the urge to jump the barrier!
0:50:44 > 0:50:47That was my thoughts years ago. I was like,
0:50:47 > 0:50:49"How can I possibly watch my boy
0:50:49 > 0:50:52"getting thrown about the ring with somebody twice his size?"
0:50:52 > 0:50:57'My dad couldn't be prouder. He's always supported me.
0:50:57 > 0:51:01'He's never forced me to be a certain type of person.
0:51:01 > 0:51:03'I could have been a bit embarrassing for him,
0:51:03 > 0:51:06'looking the way I look and dressing the way I dress.'
0:51:06 > 0:51:09He could be like, "I'll just meet you in town".
0:51:09 > 0:51:12But he never has. He embraces it. He still calls me the wean.
0:51:12 > 0:51:17When the time comes for me to have kids, I've got good role models.
0:51:17 > 0:51:20I'm looking forward to it. I'm glad it's this one I've come to.
0:51:20 > 0:51:22Aye, it's perfect timing. It really is.
0:51:26 > 0:51:28After months of planning
0:51:28 > 0:51:32and a last few frantic days of ticket sales,
0:51:32 > 0:51:35the biggest show in ICW history is finally here.
0:51:35 > 0:51:37But is it sold out?
0:51:38 > 0:51:41The reason we're here is because of you. It's fuck all to do with me,
0:51:41 > 0:51:44it's because of you breaking your back for this company.
0:51:44 > 0:51:46Everything, you've done. You think this is good?
0:51:46 > 0:51:49Well, this is good, but it doesn't make your wages any higher.
0:51:49 > 0:51:52I want your wages to all be higher. I want you to wake up in the morning,
0:51:52 > 0:51:54look in the mirror and say, "I make a full-time living
0:51:54 > 0:51:56"off professional fucking wrestling", right?
0:51:56 > 0:51:59Thank you very much for everything you've done for this company.
0:51:59 > 0:52:01Let's keep doing it, and I swear to God,
0:52:01 > 0:52:04the next people to get paid is fucking every single one of yous,
0:52:04 > 0:52:07you deserve it, all right, guys? Have a fucking fantastic show.
0:52:09 > 0:52:12Ladies and gentlemen, we are coming live!
0:52:12 > 0:52:16- CROWD:- IC Dub! IC Dub! IC Dub! IC Dub!
0:52:16 > 0:52:18Looks like a good crowd.
0:52:18 > 0:52:22Is it good enough that I'm not fucking...
0:52:22 > 0:52:24busking a week from now?
0:52:24 > 0:52:28I don't know yet. I'll need to go and check. But it looks good.
0:52:28 > 0:52:31I don't know, it looks all right.
0:52:31 > 0:52:35..Right here in Glasgow!
0:52:35 > 0:52:37CROWD CHEER
0:52:47 > 0:52:49I just want to say, we had 1,000 people in Edinburgh.
0:52:49 > 0:52:52Was that our biggest crowd ever?
0:52:54 > 0:52:56Of course it isn't,
0:52:56 > 0:52:59because we've got over 1,000 people in Glasgow tonight!
0:53:03 > 0:53:07Switch, over I go, I pull you, out we go.
0:53:07 > 0:53:11Get to the stage, hair pull, set the table up...
0:53:12 > 0:53:15With the show sold out, the pressure is now on Jester
0:53:15 > 0:53:20to pull off the performance of a lifetime for the fans, and his dad.
0:53:21 > 0:53:24It's your night, mate, right? You deserve this.
0:53:24 > 0:53:28- This is your night, mate. You're the fucking star, right?- Cheers.
0:53:28 > 0:53:33- I love you to death, mate. - No pressure.- Right.- Thank you.
0:53:33 > 0:53:37Jester!
0:53:37 > 0:53:39HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS
0:53:50 > 0:53:51Look at his eyes.
0:53:51 > 0:53:53Has he got contacts in?
0:53:53 > 0:53:55- He's got new ones.- Dark ones.
0:53:57 > 0:54:00I am going to watch none of this match,
0:54:00 > 0:54:04cos I'm terrified that one of my mates gets hurt.
0:54:06 > 0:54:10Because, um, they both pull it back for this company
0:54:10 > 0:54:12just in general and normal life.
0:54:12 > 0:54:17So I think what they're going to do in the title switch terrifies me.
0:54:17 > 0:54:20Big leg drop there.
0:54:20 > 0:54:23You've nae clue what these human beings do to each other.
0:54:23 > 0:54:25Like, what they do for your entertainment.
0:54:25 > 0:54:28People don't understand what we do for these people.
0:54:28 > 0:54:31If they did understand, maybe they would understand
0:54:31 > 0:54:34why I want these people to make fucking money.
0:54:36 > 0:54:38It's my worst nightmare, innit?
0:54:41 > 0:54:43The storylines are already written,
0:54:43 > 0:54:47and both Jester and his opponents know who will win tonight.
0:54:47 > 0:54:49But the blood is real,
0:54:49 > 0:54:51and Jester is putting himself through a lot of pain
0:54:51 > 0:54:54to give the fans a show they will never forget.
0:54:56 > 0:54:59'I knew going in that my dad was going to have difficulty with it,
0:54:59 > 0:55:02'because he's never seen me wrestling before.'
0:55:03 > 0:55:05'And I knew this was going to get serious.'
0:55:05 > 0:55:08Can't believe it.
0:55:08 > 0:55:10I said, "Keep saying it to yourself."
0:55:10 > 0:55:14If at any point during this show you think "He's in big danger",
0:55:14 > 0:55:18just remember, I'm not. Turns out I kind of was.
0:55:20 > 0:55:23Most of the time when things get serious in a match,
0:55:23 > 0:55:28like if you hurt yourself or, you know, you're bleeding too much,
0:55:28 > 0:55:31your opponent will tell you when it's enough.
0:55:32 > 0:55:34You know, and there are times where, like,
0:55:34 > 0:55:38I've been bleeding so much that I can't see and you're wiping it,
0:55:38 > 0:55:40it's in your eyes. You're slipping on it
0:55:40 > 0:55:43because it's gone from your head to the floor
0:55:43 > 0:55:46so quick that you're actually slipping on your own blood.
0:56:01 > 0:56:04It freaks me out. Look at the two of them, man.
0:56:04 > 0:56:07Look what they're doing, look.
0:56:07 > 0:56:11Jester cannae see, he's bleeding.
0:56:11 > 0:56:12You know what I mean? I don't like that shit.
0:56:12 > 0:56:14CROWD GASP
0:56:16 > 0:56:18Look, he's fucking's scarred, know what I mean?
0:56:18 > 0:56:22They cannae walk for days after this.
0:56:22 > 0:56:27CROWD: IC Dub! IC Dub! IC Dub! IC Dub!
0:56:27 > 0:56:29IC Dub!
0:56:29 > 0:56:31One, two, three!
0:56:36 > 0:56:40'It was good pressure. It was almost like I knew what I had to do.
0:56:40 > 0:56:43'But before the match started, seeing all of them there,
0:56:43 > 0:56:44'it just made you calm.'
0:56:44 > 0:56:45You just think,
0:56:45 > 0:56:49"They're all here, let's do this, let's show them what it's all about",
0:56:49 > 0:56:51and I did.
0:56:51 > 0:56:56..The new ICW heavyweight champion,
0:56:56 > 0:57:01Jack Jester!
0:57:16 > 0:57:18'Everything was in that room at that same time,
0:57:18 > 0:57:21'and that's when I thought I'd got here.
0:57:21 > 0:57:24'Like, and I remember standing in a wrestling ring'
0:57:24 > 0:57:26in front of four folk and I thought,
0:57:26 > 0:57:29"I left school to do this. Why have I done this?"
0:57:29 > 0:57:32And then that night, I thought, "There's my answer."
0:57:32 > 0:57:34You all right?
0:57:34 > 0:57:36I'm fine.
0:57:36 > 0:57:41It's a real feeling, you know, to see your son getting hurt like that.
0:57:41 > 0:57:45But he coped with it well, didn't he? It's just a job to him, innit?
0:57:49 > 0:57:54'It's just lit a fire under me even more.
0:57:54 > 0:57:57'It's made me think, like, maybe this will work.
0:57:57 > 0:58:00'Maybe we can, you know, be full-time pros
0:58:00 > 0:58:04'and maybe we can make a full-time living off this business.
0:58:04 > 0:58:08'The only way we're going to be able to do that is if we branch out.'
0:58:08 > 0:58:13New cities, bigger shows, bigger, badder, better. You know what I mean?
0:58:13 > 0:58:15Go faster stripes, 3-D and all that.
0:58:16 > 0:58:20And see how far we can go with it, you know what I mean?
0:58:20 > 0:58:22One of my favourite quotes of all time is
0:58:22 > 0:58:25"Shoot for the moon, and if you miss, you're still amongst the stars."
0:58:25 > 0:58:27So basically, that is what we're going to try and do.
0:58:27 > 0:58:31We're going to shoot for the moon, and if we miss, well, fuck it.
0:58:35 > 0:58:38That's right. I've fucking ended up in Las Vegas, Nevada.
0:58:38 > 0:58:42All right, big man? How you doing? How you doing, mate?
0:58:42 > 0:58:44You fucking numpty!
0:58:45 > 0:58:50# I was blind, now I can see
0:58:50 > 0:58:55# You made a believer out of me
0:58:55 > 0:59:01# I was blind, now I can see
0:59:01 > 0:59:05# You made a believer out of me
0:59:05 > 0:59:08# I'm movin' on up now
0:59:10 > 0:59:13# Getting out of the darkness... #