Episode 2

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0:00:04 > 0:00:05More young people than ever

0:00:10 > 0:00:14And Britain's STI clinics are the first stop for anyone who

0:00:14 > 0:00:18thinks a night of passion might mean they've caught something nasty.

0:00:25 > 0:00:26I should know better, really.

0:00:26 > 0:00:29the doors of two clinics...

0:00:43 > 0:00:47People are having a lot of sex, and

0:00:47 > 0:00:50God gave you a minge. Use it!

0:00:52 > 0:00:54What's he done to upset you?

0:00:54 > 0:00:57..and Exeter - in the heart

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Everyone sleeps with everyone.

0:01:03 > 0:01:08Getting a sexually transmitted infection from a farm animal.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14I shouldn't of. Oh, my God.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17I'm just hoping and praying that I haven't got anything.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25..to find out how getting tested...

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Your results from your recent

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Why would you need to carry on

0:02:13 > 0:02:15because I'm itching already.

0:02:18 > 0:02:22And 21-year-old Ash is praying that probing into his past...

0:02:23 > 0:02:26..won't open a can of worms

0:02:26 > 0:02:30If I've given Jaz something, I don't know how I'd live with myself.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48The Leeds Centre for Sexual Health

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Fill the bottom page out as well.

0:02:59 > 0:03:04demand for their sexual health

0:03:04 > 0:03:07sometimes you can't get upstairs.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Would you like a cup of tea?

0:03:14 > 0:03:17a shower of boys and girls.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24is doing the morning top-up.

0:03:24 > 0:03:28This is liquid nitrogen for

0:03:30 > 0:03:35We spray it on to each, like, wart. It's like a really cold spray

0:03:41 > 0:03:45And putting peoples privates on ice keeps the Leeds clinic busy.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49It's one of the most common sexually transmitted infections we see.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Like, if I'm on a night out, I never do because I'm always

0:04:44 > 0:04:47intoxicated or anything like that

0:04:54 > 0:04:58You'd think that I'd learn after

0:04:59 > 0:05:02peace-of-mind check-up today.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11I know it's hard to tell sometimes.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23So what we do today is we do a test for chlamydia and gonorrhoea.

0:05:23 > 0:05:28It has a two-week incubation period so this episode a week ago,

0:05:36 > 0:05:42she could have picked up on the

0:05:43 > 0:05:45If you insert it about two inches

0:05:48 > 0:05:51You can go behind the curtain if you wish, and I always suggest

0:05:51 > 0:05:55you put your foot up on the chair

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Next door, Krista's best mate Emma

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Just been looking at the issue about your sexual history, OK,

0:06:09 > 0:06:12One of the things to say about the tests is that they are only

0:06:12 > 0:06:15accurate up to about two weeks ago.

0:06:15 > 0:06:20So if we're looking for things like chlamydia, it can take

0:06:23 > 0:06:34That just checks for chlamydia

0:06:34 > 0:06:39her recent sexploits means today's test is very much necessary.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46It's not like you're going to stop and go, "So have you got something?"

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Would you like some condoms today?

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Cheers. See you later. Bye.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10We have to be, like, really personal

0:07:13 > 0:07:16I've asked the girls about positions

0:07:26 > 0:07:29HIV, gonorrhoea, chlamydia,

0:07:29 > 0:07:32I think they sound like sandwiches.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40..A bag of condoms could be

0:07:40 > 0:07:42You just never know, do you, when you might need a condom?

0:07:42 > 0:07:47So it's always best to have one

0:07:47 > 0:07:49INTERVIEWER: Have you got one

0:07:49 > 0:07:53I've got one or two. Or three, maybe.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07busy dealing with a city on heat.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10yeah, the big bags. For all of those.

0:08:29 > 0:08:33These aren't, you know, simple infections that you want to get

0:08:34 > 0:08:38and, yes, they're easy to test for.

0:08:38 > 0:08:46But that doesn't mean you still want to get them over and over again.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49I think that they make that

0:08:49 > 0:09:02"Oh, you know, if I get chlamydia, I can get treatment for that.

0:09:02 > 0:09:08mate Brad, is taking a keen interest

0:09:28 > 0:09:31But this isn't Josh's first

0:09:38 > 0:09:41straightaway and I panicked.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44I haven't had it since. Touch wood.

0:09:49 > 0:09:53especially if his safe sex ideas

0:10:08 > 0:10:11chlamydia, the alarm goes off?

0:10:14 > 0:10:20Thank you. Josh, hi, do you want

0:10:26 > 0:10:30How can I help you today then?

0:10:30 > 0:10:34health check-up, yeah? Yeah.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37When was the last time you had

0:10:41 > 0:10:45When did you last have sexual

0:10:46 > 0:10:50A week before that, OK. And did you use any condoms? No. OK.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Last sexual contact with someone

0:11:03 > 0:11:10I was just looking back at your old

0:11:12 > 0:11:17about condoms? They ruin it.

0:11:28 > 0:11:32of the number of patients like Josh,

0:11:36 > 0:11:38You do get repeat offenders.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40They have that kind of look on their face where they nod,

0:11:40 > 0:11:53as if to say, "Yeah, I've heard it

0:11:56 > 0:12:00whether he'll be joining Luke's long list of repeat offenders.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12In Leeds, it's the day after

0:12:12 > 0:12:17and single girls Krista and Emma

0:12:17 > 0:12:20be nervous. It doesn't hurt.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27Does anyone else want to go first?

0:12:40 > 0:12:43So what's the meaning behind

0:12:43 > 0:12:47It's our secret pulling code.

0:12:53 > 0:12:58When you're dancing with a guy

0:12:58 > 0:13:00want to take him home, we'll be

0:13:02 > 0:13:07Or, if we're that drunk and we

0:13:07 > 0:13:12Padlock is basically a code word to say whether we are going to

0:13:17 > 0:13:21Absolutely gorgeous, in fact. Aw, that's really nice. I love it.

0:13:28 > 0:13:35While Krista gets her top-secret

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Someone's just walked past that

0:13:57 > 0:14:00No, mate, it's under my cling film.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25Maybe it will get opened, maybe someone will find the keys?

0:14:28 > 0:14:31but will they still be smiling

0:14:31 > 0:14:34when they get their results

0:14:47 > 0:14:51and worked here you'd be...

0:14:51 > 0:14:55You'd be examining that penis before it came anywhere near you!

0:14:58 > 0:15:00But if they were still young, free

0:15:00 > 0:15:03You wouldn't do anything if you worked here, would you? Nope.

0:15:03 > 0:15:07It's quite frightening, actually.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11I wouldn't have done half of what I've done - nah, I'm joking.

0:15:11 > 0:15:15Keep your fisting to yourself, love.

0:15:30 > 0:15:34Back down in Exeter, Josh is feeling the nasty side effects

0:15:37 > 0:15:38It's not regretting how many

0:15:41 > 0:15:44it's a small community, innit?

0:15:44 > 0:15:47If one person says something,

0:15:49 > 0:15:51I know a girl at the moment, and she probably hasn't even got it,

0:15:51 > 0:15:55but everyone saying that she's

0:15:55 > 0:15:58People have said, "Oh, yeah, don't sleep with him, he's got chlamydia."

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Yeah, you have a reputation, but you can't get rid of it,

0:16:00 > 0:16:03you've just got to convince people

0:16:03 > 0:16:06if you've got chlamydia, won't you?

0:16:24 > 0:16:30No, I've got it on my phone - notes.

0:16:30 > 0:16:34and a lot of people ask me...

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Let's put the girls on the spot -

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Josh heads out to find some

0:17:09 > 0:17:13Shots! Everyone's getting...

0:17:26 > 0:17:28But unfortunately for Josh,

0:17:28 > 0:17:30his fears of the rumour mill

0:17:33 > 0:17:36And since word spreads as fast as chlamydia in this town...

0:17:52 > 0:17:55And he's got another week to

0:17:55 > 0:17:57if the rumour's become a reality.

0:18:08 > 0:18:13..leaves sexual health clinics dealing with the hangover in the

0:18:19 > 0:18:26We do see that group particularly - weekend drinking, unsafe sex,

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Quite often young people have this

0:18:28 > 0:18:37there are certain people who get infections and certain people who

0:18:53 > 0:18:55the fourth, fifth, sixth time they

0:18:55 > 0:18:58say, chlamydia, in the last three,

0:18:58 > 0:19:00quite thick notes, you know.

0:19:01 > 0:19:09So the concern there is - why are they not getting the message?

0:19:09 > 0:19:13Tim's next patient is a classic

0:19:13 > 0:19:15OK, Geoff. Come on in, mate.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Right Geoff, so...you've come in

0:19:28 > 0:19:30How are you doing with your condoms?

0:19:35 > 0:19:37It just never gets mentioned,

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Girls just say they're on the pill

0:19:40 > 0:19:42getting pregnant, people aren't

0:19:42 > 0:19:46It's an excuse nurse Tim has heard

0:19:48 > 0:19:50You need to be keeping an eye

0:19:50 > 0:19:53I mean, look, we know gonorrhoea and chlamydia are treatable,

0:19:53 > 0:19:57but what I'm concerned about is that there's a good proportion

0:19:57 > 0:20:02do not know they have got HIV.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09And this is where we start getting into the realms of, you know,

0:20:09 > 0:20:13somebody being confirmed with HIV

0:20:13 > 0:20:16and then, "How many girls have you

0:20:21 > 0:20:23And guilt's a good motivator.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29for the HIV, syphilis, chlamydia

0:20:29 > 0:20:33and gonorrhoea that could have been

0:20:33 > 0:20:35two years since he last got tested.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39'I think he was a little more

0:20:40 > 0:20:43because most guys have been

0:20:43 > 0:20:45A lot of young men I see often find

0:20:45 > 0:20:50where a girl might be saying to

0:20:50 > 0:20:53And those seem to be the three

0:20:55 > 0:20:59But how do we know that person

0:20:59 > 0:21:08few weeks, and does not yet know?

0:21:08 > 0:21:28I should know better, really.

0:21:28 > 0:21:29Just have a look down there.

0:21:29 > 0:21:33The Leeds clinic is riddled with

0:21:39 > 0:21:42But not everyone understands

0:21:44 > 0:21:46when you're going to the toilet or

0:21:46 > 0:21:48What do you mean "discharge"?

0:21:48 > 0:21:51Have you noticed anything...?

0:21:52 > 0:21:56So the staff have to try and get

0:21:56 > 0:21:58That's always a popular one.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15It's no good wrapping things up in terminology and somebody

0:22:15 > 0:22:18walking away not understanding

0:22:18 > 0:22:22There was a lady the other week and, you know, the light was shining

0:22:22 > 0:22:25and it does get quite warm, and she

0:22:41 > 0:22:45Back down in Exeter, nurse Abbey has

0:22:45 > 0:22:49She's come in with a ten-day

0:22:49 > 0:22:52of white, smelly discharge.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55bacterial vaginosis, which is

0:22:55 > 0:22:58the imbalance of the bacteria

0:23:05 > 0:23:08diagnoses made by the Exeter clinic

0:23:08 > 0:23:16each week, and nurse Abbey takes nearly every new case in her stride.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18So I've got a guy who's come in

0:23:18 > 0:23:20has told him he's got crabs.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26I haven't examined him yet.

0:23:28 > 0:23:35Thanks to the fashion for de-fuzzing

0:24:09 > 0:24:15I examined his thighs and his genitals and couldn't see anything.

0:24:24 > 0:24:28after the patient has left.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39That'll sort you right out.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48What type of sex do you have?

0:24:48 > 0:24:51Sometimes it's penetrative.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53OK. Are you top, bottom, versatile?

0:24:57 > 0:25:0120-year-old student Jazz was a

0:25:01 > 0:25:03When was the last time you had

0:25:05 > 0:25:08It would have been last night.

0:25:14 > 0:25:18When did you last have sexual

0:25:25 > 0:25:29Any toys, fisting, rimming,

0:25:29 > 0:25:32And are you still in contact

0:25:34 > 0:25:35I think he was from the UK.

0:25:39 > 0:25:43a swab from the tip of the penis,

0:25:47 > 0:25:59and then we'll get some blood

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Sorry, just a little bit of a wiggle

0:26:05 > 0:26:11That's fine, that's all done.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14syphilis, gonorrhoea and chlamydia,

0:26:14 > 0:26:20Ash and Jazz will now have to wait

0:26:20 > 0:26:22it's going to be an interesting

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Coming to the clinic as a couple is

0:26:33 > 0:26:36I think we do get a lot of people come in as... We see it a lot.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41We always try to take them in

0:26:43 > 0:26:45We won't refuse to see them

0:26:45 > 0:26:49and make it clear that it's better

0:26:49 > 0:26:52I just want to get tested."

0:26:52 > 0:26:55And they've actually been in that relationship for about six months

0:26:57 > 0:27:01And you think, "Hmm, OK. Might be a little bit too late, now."

0:27:18 > 0:27:22Josh is worrying about his results

0:27:28 > 0:27:30We talk about literally everything.

0:27:33 > 0:27:37Just...don't like your attitude

0:27:44 > 0:27:46Move on to the next one, don't you?

0:27:47 > 0:27:51exempt from sexual diseases.

0:27:51 > 0:27:54In a way, I hope you have got a little bit wrong with you,

0:27:55 > 0:27:58Well, no, it will, it will make you

0:27:58 > 0:28:01Yeah. If you do get something then you've got to go round and tell

0:28:01 > 0:28:06you've slept with that there's quite a good chance that they've got it.

0:28:14 > 0:28:38Oh, so does a sexual disease

0:28:38 > 0:28:47the reality of his upcoming results is starting to dawn on Josh.

0:28:47 > 0:28:48But after a week of waiting,

0:28:48 > 0:28:50"Hang on, something's wrong here."

0:28:50 > 0:28:53It starts eating away, eating away at you, eating away at you,

0:28:53 > 0:28:55and you come to the conclusion

0:28:55 > 0:28:58I've got AIDS, I've got something."

0:29:15 > 0:29:18and although the Leeds clinic is

0:29:21 > 0:29:24The last time I was at pride was when I was on the float then

0:29:31 > 0:29:33and the staff are grabbing the

0:29:33 > 0:29:37to spread the safe sex message

0:29:37 > 0:29:39We're going to be talking to people,

0:29:42 > 0:29:44Also we'll be giving out condoms

0:29:53 > 0:29:56and a quarter of them don't know

0:29:56 > 0:29:58It would be great if we meet people

0:29:58 > 0:30:02of making people more aware

0:30:05 > 0:30:08common in the gay community,

0:30:08 > 0:30:13Dr Mags is keen to inject some safe into the sex that's brewing.

0:30:14 > 0:30:17It's been quite a long time since the clinic has been represented

0:30:17 > 0:30:20at Pride, so this is kind of a bit

0:30:20 > 0:30:23their bits and pieces. Not today.

0:30:30 > 0:30:34As Dr Mags sets off, across town

0:30:34 > 0:30:38are getting ready to tackle Pride for very different reasons.

0:30:38 > 0:30:48there are no straight lads there.

0:30:49 > 0:30:56What did you do last night?

0:31:17 > 0:31:21I've had it on like their apartment steps and it were like the basement.

0:31:21 > 0:31:25In his dad's car when it were parked

0:31:35 > 0:31:39..when I was leaning out of his

0:31:39 > 0:31:42to his best mate and he was stood

0:31:47 > 0:31:50Nothing. We were just talking.

0:31:50 > 0:31:53I'll...be down...in a minute!

0:31:57 > 0:31:59As the girls make their way

0:32:07 > 0:32:09..Dr Mags is in the thick of it

0:32:09 > 0:32:12demonstrating that when it comes to

0:32:12 > 0:32:14sometimes size does matter.

0:32:14 > 0:32:16So you kind of measure the length

0:32:16 > 0:32:19or you can measure the width also

0:32:23 > 0:32:25Would you like some condoms?

0:32:25 > 0:32:28Do you have any questions about your

0:32:28 > 0:32:31If you get AIDS, does it kill ya?

0:32:31 > 0:32:34We tend to just say HIV more,

0:32:34 > 0:32:38No, it's very rare that people

0:32:38 > 0:32:40because the treatment out there is

0:32:40 > 0:32:43so that's why we want people to get tested, so come and see us in clinic.

0:32:45 > 0:32:47Can I give you some condoms?

0:32:49 > 0:32:50Can I give you some condoms?

0:32:55 > 0:32:59the girls are still talking dirty.

0:32:59 > 0:33:01Oh, God, I were proper filthy

0:33:01 > 0:33:03We want to know the juicy gossip.

0:33:03 > 0:33:06Well, it were juicy all right.

0:33:16 > 0:33:18Were it four you said, this morning?

0:33:42 > 0:33:48and the celebrations reaching

0:33:48 > 0:33:50No. All right, thanks - bye!

0:33:50 > 0:33:53..the safe sex message becomes

0:33:53 > 0:33:56What surprised me is that people

0:33:56 > 0:34:01People probably weren't at their most receptive for outreach.

0:34:09 > 0:34:13..Dr Mags decides that if she can't beat them, she'll join them.

0:34:19 > 0:34:21# Chase the shadows away... #

0:34:24 > 0:34:26# I'm up all night to get lucky

0:34:28 > 0:34:31..and the girls are spreading

0:34:45 > 0:34:49I'll give a while next Friday

0:34:53 > 0:34:54I'll give it till the morning!

0:34:57 > 0:35:00It's not fair that men have a lot

0:35:04 > 0:35:08but they're like, "You slept with loads of people, you slags!"

0:35:08 > 0:35:11Why should they have all the fun and

0:35:11 > 0:35:12"Oh, where's my boyfriend?"

0:35:17 > 0:35:21There's no rule that says women should stay at home and be fannies.

0:35:24 > 0:35:28With their results due in a week, Krista and Emma will find out

0:35:28 > 0:35:30whether making use of what God gave

0:35:30 > 0:35:49has got them into an almighty mess.

0:35:49 > 0:35:51Why don't you use protection?

0:35:53 > 0:35:56Like, say I was to sleep with you,

0:36:06 > 0:36:08Have you had anything before?

0:36:11 > 0:36:13Did you not learn from them two

0:36:20 > 0:36:22Yeah. Or you could have something

0:36:25 > 0:36:27I definitely wouldn't be as

0:36:27 > 0:36:30How do you get rid of gonorrhoea,

0:36:31 > 0:36:33So what you going to do, then,

0:36:33 > 0:36:35If they come back positive,

0:36:35 > 0:36:37I'm obviously going to have

0:36:37 > 0:36:40Do you remember how many people

0:36:52 > 0:36:56if he scores an STI hat-trick

0:37:09 > 0:37:14At the Leeds clinic, there's one STI that keeps the staff grafting.

0:37:17 > 0:37:20my clinics are always full of people

0:37:20 > 0:37:22Must be very cold on your genital

0:37:22 > 0:37:26Might make you jump at first.

0:37:31 > 0:37:34They can come in all shapes

0:37:42 > 0:37:48The clinic sees up to 200 cases

0:38:02 > 0:38:15this morning it's up to support

0:38:15 > 0:38:19Dave the van man is used to its more heavy-duty application.

0:38:19 > 0:38:28We use it for industrial purposes, which is for cutting metal.

0:38:28 > 0:38:31Sometimes we can cut 'em off, we don't have to freeze them.

0:38:31 > 0:38:33Just one of many treatments, this.

0:38:33 > 0:38:36Just in case you were interested!

0:38:36 > 0:38:38I'll stick to the industrial side,

0:38:38 > 0:38:40Am I putting you off your dinner?

0:38:45 > 0:38:49It is. I mean everyone's aware of

0:38:49 > 0:38:52..having worked in sexual health

0:38:52 > 0:38:54nothing puts Dawn off HER dinner.

0:39:01 > 0:39:04when people bring cottage cheese.

0:39:04 > 0:39:06It does remind you of what you've

0:39:13 > 0:39:16I'm all right when I'M eating it.

0:39:16 > 0:39:19But if somebody else is eating it,

0:39:19 > 0:39:21"I saw this morning about half nine."

0:39:31 > 0:39:35Waiting for results is no picnic,

0:39:35 > 0:39:3920-year-old Jazz has an awkward

0:39:40 > 0:39:44I was just wondering, how many people have you slept with and that before?

0:39:51 > 0:39:53Can't really remember proper. No?

0:39:54 > 0:39:57And were they like, were they

0:40:04 > 0:40:09In the UK, gay men are the group

0:40:09 > 0:40:12a virgin before meeting Ash,

0:40:12 > 0:40:16the burden of a potential STI

0:40:16 > 0:40:18Feeling a bit nervous about it all

0:40:18 > 0:40:20As long as we don't have HIV or

0:40:20 > 0:40:38Oh. Don't want to talk about that.

0:40:38 > 0:40:49but if I've given Jazz something,

0:41:00 > 0:41:02Leeds student Geoff is facing

0:41:02 > 0:41:04of a third bout of chlamydia.

0:41:06 > 0:41:09His results are due today and he's relying on his mates for support.

0:41:11 > 0:41:14and get checked out or what?

0:41:15 > 0:41:22I've been in Leeds, I think.

0:41:24 > 0:41:26You've lived here two year. I know.

0:41:28 > 0:41:31Not sure if I've got anything,

0:41:34 > 0:41:38and it's more than I thought,

0:41:47 > 0:41:50You'll have some women kicking off

0:41:52 > 0:41:55but I'll just have to go through

0:42:06 > 0:42:08Oh, hi, Geoff, my name's Jane.

0:42:08 > 0:42:11I'm a health advisor at the Centre For Sexual Health at Leeds.

0:42:11 > 0:42:14Geoff, we're just phoning up because

0:42:14 > 0:42:16There's no gonorrhoea, no HIV

0:42:18 > 0:42:19But we have found chlamydia.

0:42:23 > 0:42:25as we have found an infection,

0:42:25 > 0:42:27we would like to get you back down

0:42:27 > 0:42:30so we can give you some antibiotic

0:42:36 > 0:42:38How bad is it, having it three

0:42:53 > 0:42:56No, no - like, I am gonna start using

0:42:57 > 0:43:18cos it is stupid that I've got it

0:43:32 > 0:43:35The Leeds clinic deals with up to

0:43:37 > 0:43:41Next! Fourteen stamps, next!

0:43:41 > 0:43:45This is quite a big pile today actually, we were saying this

0:43:45 > 0:43:47That is your gonorrhoea positive,

0:43:47 > 0:43:50and that one is a chlamydia

0:43:54 > 0:43:57Every one of these I look at is a person waiting for their results

0:43:57 > 0:44:01so that's why I find it's really important to get these done as well,

0:44:01 > 0:44:04so if somebody needs contacting that either needs treatment or is

0:44:04 > 0:44:07waiting for their results, you know,

0:44:12 > 0:44:16Away from his mates, the seriousness of Geoff's chlamydia hat-trick

0:44:18 > 0:44:21I do care that I've got chlamydia.

0:44:21 > 0:44:25I don't want it any more times

0:44:28 > 0:44:33I understand that I have to tell other people that I've got it

0:44:33 > 0:44:35they could have it as well.

0:44:36 > 0:44:38I really don't want to do it.

0:44:40 > 0:44:44Well, there's the first one

0:44:45 > 0:44:48..said for me to get checked out.

0:45:24 > 0:45:27Yeah, I've just been through

0:45:47 > 0:45:50and sends the dreaded text.

0:45:50 > 0:45:54Right, I've put, "Hi, it's Geoff,

0:45:54 > 0:45:58"that I got tested and it turns out

0:45:58 > 0:46:02"Just in case, I would get checked

0:46:05 > 0:46:07for now - but if he doesn't

0:46:20 > 0:46:24Down in Exeter, 20-year-old Josh's wait is nearly over.

0:46:36 > 0:46:39you just pass it around like it's...

0:46:51 > 0:46:53Having caught chlamydia once before,

0:46:57 > 0:46:59They wouldn't have rang me,

0:47:08 > 0:47:10Probably someone I owe money.

0:47:43 > 0:47:45It's a lucky escape for Josh.

0:47:47 > 0:48:05off your shoulders, isn't it?

0:48:07 > 0:48:09to tell mate Brad the news.

0:48:43 > 0:48:46Josh has one more person to tell.

0:48:47 > 0:48:51I got my results, didn't I?

0:48:53 > 0:48:55When it's just some random,

0:49:05 > 0:49:08start wearing something on it.

0:49:08 > 0:49:11As my dad put it, "Put a crisp packet on and use an elastic band."

0:49:13 > 0:49:17And hopefully his lucky escape

0:49:20 > 0:49:22It hasn't hit me yet, but it will.

0:49:27 > 0:49:30there are more results ready

0:49:35 > 0:49:38no HIV, and no syphilis, OK?

0:49:38 > 0:49:41What...? You're pleased about that.

0:49:41 > 0:49:44One patient who's come into the

0:49:48 > 0:49:50You've been with your current

0:49:50 > 0:49:53so these results will be accurate.

0:50:00 > 0:50:13Chlamydia, gonorrhoea, throat rectal and urine - all fine.

0:50:45 > 0:50:47Yeah? I'm clear of everything.

0:50:55 > 0:50:58But hopefully you're the same.

0:51:06 > 0:51:07It's a call from the clinic.

0:51:30 > 0:51:31That's good, so we're clear.

0:51:38 > 0:51:40'With a double dose of good news,

0:51:57 > 0:51:59Today's going to get naughty.

0:51:59 > 0:52:03Back up in Leeds, Krista and Emma are making the most of a day off.

0:52:03 > 0:52:06Are you enjoying playing the field?

0:52:17 > 0:52:19I feel a lot better in myself now.

0:52:19 > 0:52:22Like when you have one-night stands,

0:52:22 > 0:52:24It's like a one-night stand,

0:52:26 > 0:52:29It's also results day for the girls.

0:52:29 > 0:52:31Are you worried about your results?

0:52:31 > 0:52:38I'm worried for you. Thanks(!)

0:52:54 > 0:52:55What, and you didn't change?

0:53:05 > 0:53:07Thanks for me gonorrhoea sandwich.

0:53:10 > 0:53:13Would you like some chlamydia sauce?

0:53:17 > 0:53:20And you're still eating.

0:53:24 > 0:53:26Have you actually just got it?

0:53:57 > 0:54:00Massive, massive, massive relief.

0:54:05 > 0:54:08Happy drunk, not sad drunk.

0:54:08 > 0:54:12It's good news, but will the pair

0:54:15 > 0:54:18I'll... I'll... If I think about it, I'll definitely use them.

0:54:18 > 0:54:21If you go out on a night out, are

0:54:30 > 0:54:33But having had unprotected sex the day before her STI test...

0:55:10 > 0:55:13at least if somebody's come in

0:55:15 > 0:55:25a vicious circle going round.

0:55:29 > 0:55:32TANNOY: Please proceed to counter

0:55:38 > 0:55:41You go home at t'end of t'day and you think you've done a good job

0:55:41 > 0:55:43and you've saved some people.

0:55:48 > 0:55:50Before it all starts again tomorrow.

0:56:01 > 0:56:04..18 year old Ollie is given

0:56:04 > 0:56:07into a women without a condom,

0:56:07 > 0:56:10you can catch HIV, hepatitis,

0:56:14 > 0:56:17..farmer Greg finds waiting for his results a real ball ache...

0:56:21 > 0:56:25..and clinic staff get up to date with the sex scene in Leeds.

0:56:25 > 0:56:29Oh, yeah, unicorning, where they put the dildos on their head.

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