0:00:02 > 0:00:07This programme contains strong language
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Britain is in the grip of an epidemic
0:00:09 > 0:00:12of sexually transmitted infections.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14- Everyone's shagged everyone.- Urgh!
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Going to call him in.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Behind every rash, lump and itch...
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Men will come in with puss coming out everywhere.
0:00:20 > 0:00:24And you said there's some itching around the back passage as well?
0:00:24 > 0:00:27..is a patient terrified they may have caught an STI.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29What is scabies?
0:00:29 > 0:00:32This series follows the staff as they treat patients
0:00:32 > 0:00:35at the Manchester Centre for Sexual Health...
0:00:35 > 0:00:36Some of the things you see,
0:00:36 > 0:00:38especially when you see herpes and warts,
0:00:38 > 0:00:39some of them look really nasty.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41I'm going celibate!
0:00:41 > 0:00:43- Come this way. - ..and we work with the clinic
0:00:43 > 0:00:47to invite Manchester's young people to get checked out...
0:00:47 > 0:00:50- Was it protected or unprotected? - Unprotected.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51One...two...three.
0:00:51 > 0:00:52Ah, I could feel that!
0:00:52 > 0:00:55That has actually come back positive for gonorrhoea.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56THEY CHEER
0:00:56 > 0:01:00..before learning how the fall out from unprotected sex...
0:01:00 > 0:01:01It's going up in increments -
0:01:01 > 0:01:03next you'll have syphilis, with holes in your cock.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04..affects them...
0:01:06 > 0:01:08I feel like it's ruined my life.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Hey, I just wanted to get my results.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13..and their relationships.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17I'm calling because I just got a message from the clinic.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Oh, don't do that!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Ooh!
0:01:22 > 0:01:25This week, after a drunken one-night stand,
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Kervin has some issues to address...
0:01:27 > 0:01:31If I have, you know, give you something, then I'm sorry, innit?
0:01:31 > 0:01:32But I didn't know I had anything.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37..17-year-old Courtney heads to the clinic
0:01:37 > 0:01:39for a comprehensive sexual health checkup...
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- I've just...- Where's the most adventurous place you've had sex?
0:01:42 > 0:01:44- On the bus!- On the bus?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46No, in the cinemas, actually.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48You've had sex on the bus?!
0:01:48 > 0:01:52..and we'll follow the clinic's outreach programme
0:01:52 > 0:01:56as they head into Manchester's gay village to carry out HIV testing.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00'Obviously, HIV and AIDS, you've got that for life'
0:02:00 > 0:02:04and, yeah, I am quite scared to see what the results will be.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17A good half hour before
0:02:17 > 0:02:20the Manchester Centre for Sexual Health opens its doors,
0:02:20 > 0:02:22a queue has already formed outside.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- Morning!- Morning!
0:02:26 > 0:02:30The staff face another hectic day swabbing, probing and examining
0:02:30 > 0:02:33up to 15 patients each.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34'Is Carol in today?'
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- No, she's off today.- Right.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38I like to get in early so I can have a brew
0:02:38 > 0:02:42and get my head straight before I get going!
0:02:42 > 0:02:46This morning, senior specialist nurse Tanya,
0:02:46 > 0:02:48allocates jobs to the 25-strong team.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52So, we need someone to do the lab in the morning and the afternoon,
0:02:52 > 0:02:54someone to do HIV bloods,
0:02:54 > 0:02:56someone to work in the health advisors,
0:02:56 > 0:02:59HIV team and on the GU floor.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02So we look at what staff we've got in
0:03:02 > 0:03:04and, sort of, balance it out as best we can.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Right, so I want Nikki and Karen to be doing the HIV bloods,
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Chris, I want you to be doing training with David.
0:03:11 > 0:03:16So, Pam, you're going to do, into the HAs to do neggies
0:03:16 > 0:03:18and everyone else knows where they're working
0:03:18 > 0:03:20and what they're doing, yeah?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Please can I ask who's doing the lab tonight?
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Erm, it is Lisa.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24Thank you.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Does everyone want to get going then?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34So, just a full sexual health check?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37You've no current symptoms or concerns at all?
0:03:37 > 0:03:38If you just take a seat.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Read the laminate front and back, fill all the forms in -
0:03:41 > 0:03:43as soon as you finish just bring it straight back up.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Thank you so much.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46'Hi, there, come through.'
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Hiya, my name's Kati Perez, I'm one of the doctors.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53We're just going to go through this way, OK?
0:03:53 > 0:03:5522-year-old security trainee Kervin
0:03:55 > 0:03:58recently indulged in unprotected sex
0:03:58 > 0:04:00but not with his girlfriend.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02'Well, I had a one night stand, didn't I?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05'I suppose I should've strapped up, innit?'
0:04:05 > 0:04:07But I don't like strapping up.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- Do you check your own testicles? - Yeah, I do.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- You just, sort of, feel them every month or so?- There's no...
0:04:12 > 0:04:16The liaison left him with more than just a smile on his face.
0:04:16 > 0:04:17For the last three days,
0:04:17 > 0:04:20puss has been seeping from the tip of his penis.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- So, this is what's been going on with it.- I can see that.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Well, what we need to do then is just to get a swab, if that's all right?
0:04:26 > 0:04:30- It's a bit uncomfortable. - It's a BIT uncomfortable?! Jeez!
0:04:30 > 0:04:33It's over. Are you all right? Are you happy for me to do it?
0:04:33 > 0:04:34Go on, go on.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37It's over very quickly, just take a deep breath. Are you ready?
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- Try not to jump off the bed. That's it well done.- Whoa!
0:04:40 > 0:04:44- All right there? Well done, OK? - "Well done," she says!
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Kervin will wait at the clinic to find out the results of his swab.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50If it's bad news, he'll have to tell his girlfriend
0:04:50 > 0:04:54and the one-night stand that he's got an STI.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56'Do you not worry about these things?'
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Of course I get worried about them things
0:04:58 > 0:05:00but when you're drunk, you're not...
0:05:00 > 0:05:02you're not really thinking about that are you, really?
0:05:10 > 0:05:14Courtney and Danielle are both teenagers from Rochdale.
0:05:14 > 0:05:1617-year-old Courtney is here for a checkup.
0:05:16 > 0:05:21She sees one-night stands as a no-strings alternative to a boyfriend.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23'If you don't want to be in a serious relationship
0:05:23 > 0:05:27'and you just want to maybe have one-night stands, that's your choice.'
0:05:27 > 0:05:29But if you want to be in a relationship
0:05:29 > 0:05:32and would rather be with them and just them, then that's fine as well.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36I'd rather be safe than, than sorry, to be honest.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38'Do you ever try and tell Courtney? Give her a bit of a telling off?'
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Yeah, I always tell her to use condoms
0:05:40 > 0:05:44but if she doesn't want to use them, she's not going to use them, is she?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47- Courtney, please.- Yeah, that's me.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Yep, do you want to just come in here?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Courtney's appointment is with Clinic Support Worker Lauren.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56At just 21, she's the youngest member of the team.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58OK, when was your last sexual intercourse?
0:05:58 > 0:06:01About four days ago
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- OK, was it regular, casual? - Just casual.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Male partner, yeah?- Yeah.
0:06:06 > 0:06:07OK, was it protected or unprotected?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Unprotected.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Have you ever had sex with anyone that's ever injected drugs?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Would you class steroids as drugs?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Yeah. Yeah, such as it's still injecting.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- Do you know if he shared needles or anything like that?- No.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- He used all his own needles, yeah? - Yeah.- OK.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Courtney will provide a self-taken vaginal swab
0:06:27 > 0:06:29and have her blood taken.
0:06:29 > 0:06:34These will be tested for chlamydia, gonorrhoea, HIV and syphilis.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Even without symptoms, it's possible she could have any of these STIs.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43OK, there is an incubation period on chlamydia and gonorrhoea, OK?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46So, basically it can take up to two weeks to be detected
0:06:46 > 0:06:50- so cos you only had sex four days... Was it four days ago?- Yeah.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54Four days ago, you might want to get re-screened if you are worried, OK?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- Yep.- And also, do you never use protection?
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- No, not regularly. - Is there are reason why, or...?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01- No...- Just heat of the moment?- Yeah.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05Thing OK? Well, obviously your contraceptive covers you
0:07:05 > 0:07:08for, obviously, not getting pregnant but not with STIs
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- so we do advise that you use condoms, OK?- Yeah.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13- Do you want any today? - Erm, yes, please.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Yeah? That's fab. Just press down on there for me.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17(Cheers.)
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- OK, that's everything. Do you have any questions?- No, that's it.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24- OK, then. Thanks very much. - Cheers, bye.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28'Will you be at all nervous about getting the results?'
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Yeah, a bit.
0:07:29 > 0:07:34Not so much the chlamydia one but the HIV one, yeah, definitely.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36'Do you think you are at risk of that?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38'Do you think there is a chance of you having it or...?'
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Erm...there's a chance with anyone, but I don't really,
0:07:41 > 0:07:44I don't sleep with anyone that's not from this country
0:07:44 > 0:07:46or...that are high risk.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49And I would think that if they did have it then they would tell me
0:07:49 > 0:07:50cos it's a big deal,
0:07:50 > 0:07:53it's not just like chlamydia where you can just go and get rid of it.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55It's something that you can't get rid of.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58If you come across as lecturing you find that they just agree with you
0:07:58 > 0:08:01and they'll say, "Yeah, yeah, I will next time, I will,"
0:08:01 > 0:08:03and then they'll come in in three months time
0:08:03 > 0:08:05and it's just the exact same situation as last time.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07So I suppose they make their own choices,
0:08:07 > 0:08:08all we can do is try and guide them.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Courtney might've been unwise
0:08:10 > 0:08:12to trust the word of the men she's been sleeping with,
0:08:12 > 0:08:14and she could find out the hard way
0:08:14 > 0:08:18if she tests positive for a sexually-transmitted infection.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24- Hiya, is it Chantelle?- Yeah.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28For shy and retiring types, the clinic can be intimidating.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31The staff probe into the patients' most private areas.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Have a seat, Chantelle.
0:08:32 > 0:08:37- OK, have you ever had sex with anyone that's bisexual?- No.- No.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- Is there any oral sex with your partners?- Yep.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42And have you ever paid for sex?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Have I paid for it? No.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Have you ever had sex with a man?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- No.- No. OK.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- And you don't use sex toys to have penetration at all?- No.- Fine.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- When you have sex with your partners, do you give oral sex?- Yeah.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56You do, OK.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59'We do ask quite intrusive questions'
0:08:59 > 0:09:02but if you, if you make them feel comfortable and at ease,
0:09:02 > 0:09:04then it's not a problem for them.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06And do you receive any anal sex?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08- Sometimes.- Sometimes, OK.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Have you ever had sex with someone that wasn't born in the UK?
0:09:11 > 0:09:12Er, Italy...
0:09:12 > 0:09:16- Greece, Sweden.- Sweden.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- And do you have oral sex?- Yeah.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- Is that both ways? You to her and her to you?- No, it's just me.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- You to her...?- Mm-mm, yeah.- OK.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Kervin may not receive oral sex
0:09:27 > 0:09:30but it turns out he has been in receipt of an STI before.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Apart from the chlamydia,
0:09:33 > 0:09:37- have you ever had any other sexually transmitted infections?- Nope.- No.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Well, actually, no...
0:09:41 > 0:09:43genital warts, or something like that, I think I had.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Yeah, we've got that down here, actually, yep.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48'When you're drunk and you cheat on your girlfriend,
0:09:48 > 0:09:49'I call that a mistake.'
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Like, you're not in your right mind.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54So if you go and cheat on your girlfriend when you're drunk...
0:09:54 > 0:09:59it's not excused but it's not as bad as when you're sober, obviously.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02So...it can be excused sometimes.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Kervin could soon be weeping as much as his penis.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09He has all the symptoms of gonorrhoea.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Gonorrhoea looks like, on a slide,
0:10:13 > 0:10:17it looks like little kidney beans.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Kidney, kidney shapes,
0:10:19 > 0:10:23and they're kind of in pairs, kind of dotted round.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26So I don't know whether you can see this,
0:10:26 > 0:10:29but that's what I'm kind of looking for on the microscope.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31That's what you call pus cells.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Usually if you look under a slide and you see more than 10 pus cells,
0:10:34 > 0:10:38you're then looking for gonorrhoea.
0:10:38 > 0:10:45Last year the number of people diagnosed with gonorrhoea rose by a quarter to over 20,000.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49It's an adaptable STI that thrives anywhere from the penis,
0:10:49 > 0:10:51the vagina, the anus and even the throat.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56And when you see gonorrhoea under a slide,
0:10:56 > 0:10:58although they look like little kidney shapes,
0:10:58 > 0:11:03they have to be inside the cell for you to call it gonorrhoea.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06And then when you do call it gonorrhoea,
0:11:06 > 0:11:10you've got to get it right, cos obviously it's this person's relationship
0:11:10 > 0:11:15that you're, you know... It's like, their relationship in your hands.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Sorry, I'm taking extra long on this.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22With it's distinctive discharge,
0:11:22 > 0:11:26it's the STI of choice for many clinic staff.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29- I love drippy willies! - SHE LAUGHS
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Cos then I know it's easy to diagnose.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36When they come in and say, "I've got a spot," you think, bloody hell, it could be anything.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39When they come in with drippy willies, you know exactly what to do with them.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Simple. Gonorrhoea.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45I wasn't aware of most of the stuff until I started working here,
0:11:45 > 0:11:47and then I was like, "Oh, my God!" Do you know?
0:11:47 > 0:11:49How easy it is to catch infections
0:11:49 > 0:11:52and obviously how common HIV was and stuff like that.
0:11:52 > 0:11:57It is really scary, you know, and you just try and advise, like, your friends and stuff.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Cos half of your friends and that don't even know what it's like
0:12:00 > 0:12:02and how serious things can be.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I'm going celibate!
0:12:04 > 0:12:08Celibacy is the last thing on the mind of most young Mancunians,
0:12:08 > 0:12:14and their sexploits have led to patient numbers at the clinic exploding.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18It was May 2008 that we actually moved to this new clinic,
0:12:18 > 0:12:22we used to be in this really, little tiny place in the hospital.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25So this is where we store all the records and they thought
0:12:25 > 0:12:30this would be enough to store all the notes. And I think it was
0:12:30 > 0:12:33within a couple of years, by 2010, early, we ran out of space.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37On a daily basis we print out all the results from the previous day,
0:12:37 > 0:12:41and then we have to go through them, see which ones are positive and who's negative.
0:12:41 > 0:12:46If you look at here, this is meant to be a photocopier room
0:12:46 > 0:12:48but when we ran out of space,
0:12:48 > 0:12:54we had to start using this again to store more notes.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01This is the biggest pile, which are all the negatives,
0:13:01 > 0:13:02so we're doing not so bad.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06These are positives for things such as chlamydia,
0:13:06 > 0:13:11so they have chlamydia detected, or gonorrhoea or herpes,
0:13:11 > 0:13:14there's a lot, a lot of herpes at the moment.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18Now this is our admin manager's office,
0:13:18 > 0:13:24and things are so desperate that we're having to store notes here, now. These.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31After a tense wait,
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Kervin is about to learn the medical term for drippy willy.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36His results are ready.
0:13:38 > 0:13:43Right then, OK, we've had a look at the slide in the lab next door,
0:13:43 > 0:13:47and we have found some infection there, we found gonorrhoea.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51- Gon...? Wow, that's a first. - Have you heard of that before? - Yes, I've heard of that.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- Yeah? - That'll be the first time. Wow.
0:13:54 > 0:13:59OK, so gonorrhoea, it's a common bacterial sexually-transmitted infection, OK?
0:13:59 > 0:14:02So it's not something that we see infrequently.
0:14:02 > 0:14:07Um, we need to give you an injection, if that's OK.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09- Where?- Where? Usually we give it...
0:14:09 > 0:14:13- In me arse!? - HE LAUGHS
0:14:13 > 0:14:16OK?
0:14:16 > 0:14:20It's very quick, and when it's over that means you've had all the treatment that you need.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24- In me arse. OK. - You know where you're going?
0:14:24 > 0:14:25Yeah.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29- Right and right again. Bye bye.- Bye.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Bloody hell.
0:14:33 > 0:14:39Seriously, gonorrhoea. First time, first bloody time.
0:14:39 > 0:14:45First one-night stand, first gonorrhoea, never again,
0:14:45 > 0:14:46no way, no how.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Me, drunk and sex ain't going right no more.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Disappointed. Can't believe it.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Gutted. Going to have to get a needle in my arse.
0:14:57 > 0:15:02At the moment, um, gonorrhoea is building up a resistance to antibiotics,
0:15:02 > 0:15:06so since I've been here, I've been here nearly 4 years now,
0:15:06 > 0:15:08since I've been here, the treatment has changed.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12We give them, like, a double whammy of treatment, basically.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16Tell you this, feel like I'm prison bait, now.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Kervin's terrified of needles.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21I'm going to have some cold sweats.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24You'll be fine. Keep still, keep turning that way.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Oh gosh, wait, hold on. Hold on.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29You need to keep still, pet, because I've got a needle in my hand.
0:15:29 > 0:15:35Yeah, I realise that, let me just... Go on. (Oh, my days.)
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Keep still, just relax.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42Kervin must keep it in his trousers for the next week.
0:15:42 > 0:15:47If he doesn't, he risks spreading the infection to his girlfriend
0:15:47 > 0:15:49or any other future mistakes.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54I'll pop a plaster on it, OK? You all right?
0:15:54 > 0:15:57- Is that a joke with the plaster? - No.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- Oh, you really are putting a plaster on?- Yeah.- Oh, right.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04If it's left untreated, gonorrhoea has got long-term side effects.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06It can cause testicular pain and swelling,
0:16:06 > 0:16:08it can cause ectopic pregnancies in women,
0:16:08 > 0:16:12pelvic inflammatory disease in women, you know, and you can be hospitalised
0:16:12 > 0:16:15with pelvic inflammatory disease if it's that bad,
0:16:15 > 0:16:19and it can cause problems with fertility in the future in men and women.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23You know, it's got far-reaching long-term side effects if it's left untreated
0:16:23 > 0:16:26or if you keep getting it, you know, on a regular basis.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30We've always seen a lot but, you know, we are seeing more and more gonorrhoea now.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Kervin should now be on the road to recovery,
0:16:35 > 0:16:40but he needs to let his one-night stand know about his STI as soon as possible.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Hello?
0:16:43 > 0:16:48Um, hi, it's Kervin. Do you remember me?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50It's Kervin, do you remember me?
0:16:53 > 0:16:58All right, well, I'm just letting you know I'm in the clinic,
0:16:58 > 0:17:02and I've got... Um, I've got gonorrhoea,
0:17:02 > 0:17:05so I have to let you know.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07I've just... I'm in the clinic right now.
0:17:07 > 0:17:13And I've just found out that I've got, like, I've got STI, so...
0:17:13 > 0:17:16I don't know, I'm just letting you know. I'm supposed to let you know, innit?
0:17:18 > 0:17:21All right, then. Well, if it's...
0:17:21 > 0:17:24If I have, you know, give you something,
0:17:24 > 0:17:27then I'm sorry, innit? But I didn't know I had anything.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34Just go and check. Get that checked out.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36So make sure you're cool.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40All right, later.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48She sounded so guilty. Yeah, that was her dad's phone.
0:17:48 > 0:17:53So, the phone she'd been texting me off, or, like, chatting me up on,
0:17:53 > 0:17:55frigging father's, her dad's phone!
0:17:55 > 0:17:59Imagine if I'd text her, like, "Er, I've got gonorrhoea."
0:17:59 > 0:18:02You imagine?!
0:18:02 > 0:18:03Oh, no!
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Kervin's gonorrhoea should be on the way out.
0:18:06 > 0:18:11The question is whether or not his girlfriend will follow suit once he spills the beans to her.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19So, ask Alison about when she first started here.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22They know about patting the willy. They know about that.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25- What happened?- What happened?
0:18:25 > 0:18:28I'd not been here that long, so I was just training,
0:18:28 > 0:18:31and I did a urethral swab like you do,
0:18:31 > 0:18:34and I finished it and I put it on the slide and everything
0:18:34 > 0:18:37and I still had hold of his willy. I should say "penis," shouldn't I?
0:18:37 > 0:18:40So I still had hold of it, and I didn't know what to do then, cos what's polite?
0:18:40 > 0:18:44You can't just sort of fling it to one side and leave, can you?
0:18:44 > 0:18:47So I just went like that, "There you go," and walked off!
0:18:47 > 0:18:50I was just trying to be polite. Right.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02STIs are spread by unprotected sex, and the more people drink alcohol,
0:19:02 > 0:19:06the less likely they are to bother with condoms.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Grant, do you want to finish that vodka, then I'll give Courtney a Kopparberg?
0:19:11 > 0:19:14I feel like I've non got enough make-up on.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18With her test results still up to a fortnight away, Courtney is relaxed and ready to party.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Where's the most adventurous place you've had sex?
0:19:21 > 0:19:23- On the bus.- On the bus?
0:19:23 > 0:19:27- No, in the cinemas, actually. - You've had sex on the bus!? I just clicked on.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31- I know, you were like, "Oh, on the bus."- You've actually had sex on a bus?- Yeah.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45How did you manage to have sex on the bus?
0:19:45 > 0:19:49It wasn't full on sex. I was just trying it to see what it was like.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- You had sex on a bus. - Yeah. And in the cinemas.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- And in the cinemas. Oh, dear. - Film was boring.
0:19:55 > 0:20:00- Was there not people in the cinemas? - Ooh, whoops! Whoops!
0:20:17 > 0:20:20When I met you, how many people had you slept with? Like 25?
0:20:20 > 0:20:24- Yeah.- Now it's 34? 33?
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- 33. - 33. That's a lot of people, that.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29When did you lose your virginity?
0:20:30 > 0:20:34- I don't know, I was quite young - How old?
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Year 7, Year 8. How old are you then?
0:20:36 > 0:20:39- Shit, Year 7 and 8? - How old are you then?
0:20:39 > 0:20:43- 12, 13?- He lived on my street. He was at my house every day.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46That's quite young that, to lose your virginity though, mate.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52How many are you planning to sleep with by the time you're 18?
0:20:52 > 0:20:54- Another like... - Are you going to get into the 50s?
0:20:54 > 0:20:58No. 40, maybe.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02- How many months is that? What month are we in?- Three.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06Three months and you want to sleep with seven more people? Wow.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10It's an unhappy fact that the greater the number of sexual partners you have,
0:21:10 > 0:21:14the greater your risk of contracting an STI.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31Kervin has been living with his gonorrhoea diagnosis for several days now.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34He's met up with best friend Joe, a self-proclaimed player
0:21:34 > 0:21:38who has never yet been diagnosed with an STI.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Birds were just coming up to me,
0:21:41 > 0:21:44- it was so, like... - It's nice, though, innit?
0:21:44 > 0:21:46I were just smashing it, mate.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48It was a case of all eyes on me.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53What happened at the clinic the other day, then?
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- Pressure.- Pressure!
0:21:56 > 0:21:59You're laughing, it's funny, but still...
0:21:59 > 0:22:03That frigging... That little thing they put in your pee hole?
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Is it like a little parasol or an umbrella kind of thing?
0:22:06 > 0:22:09It looks like a Q-tip, man. You know what a Q-tip is?
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Yeah, yeah, yeah. You mean a cotton bud?
0:22:11 > 0:22:14- Yeah, a cotton bud.- Oh! Right down your bell-end?
0:22:14 > 0:22:18It weren't that big, it weren't that big, but shit hurt, it stung.
0:22:18 > 0:22:23It stung, man, it was like someone was pinching or a bee stung me on my dick head or something, man.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26As a good friend, I should say, don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30You don't know what's going around. You've had clap, well, chlamydia.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32- Clap! - HE LAUGHS
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Now you've got gonorrhoea. It's going up in increments mate,
0:22:35 > 0:22:38next you're going to have syphilis with holes in your cock, or something.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Yeah, you're going in, man, you're going in.
0:22:40 > 0:22:41I hope this is a lesson to you.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Does it hurt?
0:22:44 > 0:22:45What, now?
0:22:45 > 0:22:48- Yeah, does it hurt, like? - No! it's been dealt with now.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52- So you're clear? - Well, I've got to go back to make sure everything's all clear,
0:22:52 > 0:22:53but I've not had sex or anything like that.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Not even been wanking, man, fucking hell.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Courtney lives with her mum, Sherry.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09She is exasperated by her daughter's behaviour.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13This day and age, protection, it doesn't even come into
0:23:13 > 0:23:16the conversation. It's like, "Oh, I'm OK, you know, he looks all right."
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Or "I know her, she's fine we don't need to use anything."
0:23:19 > 0:23:24And then that's it, you know, before you know it, chlamydia, gonorrhoea, syphilis.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25- What can you do? - I've tried.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28I've bought condoms and said, "You know, here's..."
0:23:28 > 0:23:32I've even been out and bought condoms, I've left her leaflets on the bed
0:23:32 > 0:23:36when she's come home from college, about AIDS, syphilis, gonorrhoea, herpes.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40I don't think she reads them. I think she says, "Yeah, Mum I've looked at them,"
0:23:40 > 0:23:43but I don't think... She makes her own decisions, and I don't think me,
0:23:43 > 0:23:46unless I'm behind her when she goes out and saying,
0:23:46 > 0:23:50"Right, Courtney, if you're going to sleep with him, use protection!" I don't think it's going to happen.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53With Courtney failing to act on a leaflet's advice,
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Sherry hopes a more personal approach might help.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- So, Saturday, you're going to Danielle's?- Yeah.
0:24:00 > 0:24:05You're going out around Rochdale. Do you take lads back to her nana's?
0:24:05 > 0:24:08- No, I go back to theirs. - You go back to their house?- Yeah.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Normally before, before I was with Vinnie, if they'd have said,
0:24:12 > 0:24:15"Oh, come back to mine," I probably would.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18- Just go back to a stranger's house. You don't know them.- Yeah.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20You're drunk, you get in the taxi and go to their house?
0:24:20 > 0:24:24- Yeah. With Danielle, obviously. - Oh, Danielle's there as well? - Yeah, with Danielle.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27But if Danielle wasn't there and Danielle had gone home with a lad,
0:24:27 > 0:24:30and a lad said to you, "Oh, come back to my house," would you go?
0:24:30 > 0:24:34- Probably, yeah.- On your own in a taxi to a stranger's house?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Yep. If they was good-looking enough.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Good looking!? You don't even think about your safety?
0:24:39 > 0:24:44Do you not think, "Oh, this lad could be... He could have loads of lads back at his house."
0:24:44 > 0:24:48You just think, "Oh, yeah, he's good-looking, I'll get in his car!
0:24:48 > 0:24:50"I'll get in the taxi with him."
0:24:50 > 0:24:51- COURTNEY GIGGLES - Yeah.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53And then what happens when you get back there?
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Whatever happens, happens.
0:24:56 > 0:24:57Sleep with him.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59And do you use protection?
0:24:59 > 0:25:03- No, cos it don't feel as good. - Lads will say anything.
0:25:03 > 0:25:07- I don't... It's not lads that say it, it's me.- You say it?- Yeah.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10- Is it just bang, bang, bang, let's get on to it?- Yeah.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12So the conversation about protection doesn't even come up?
0:25:12 > 0:25:17No, it's just kissing leading to in the bed, leading to sex.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Come on, Courtney.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23The next time you sleep with someone, I would like you to use protection.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26And if they say to you, "I'm not using condoms,"
0:25:26 > 0:25:27then don't be with them, Courtney.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31If they're not willing to put a condom on, then just leave it.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34I think if I say, "Have you got a condom? I won't do it without a condom."
0:25:34 > 0:25:38Then they'll go, "She's shy, her, she doesn't do anything unless you've got a condom."
0:25:38 > 0:25:40And...? What's...?
0:25:40 > 0:25:43I just don't want to be known for that.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46But why can't you go out and have fun and not have sex?
0:25:46 > 0:25:50- I can do that! - So why don't you do that?
0:25:50 > 0:25:51I do, sometimes.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53But most times you go home with lads.
0:25:53 > 0:25:58Or with lads when I'm out, end up wherever.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02- Exactly.- Whether it's in a park, in a house...
0:26:02 > 0:26:05- A park? - Or wherever you end up.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08- In a park?- Yeah.
0:26:08 > 0:26:09That's disgusting.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Tough.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Girls will be like, "Slag. Look at her, she's a slag.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17"Sleeping with lads in parks."
0:26:17 > 0:26:18That was once.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22Once? Once doesn't matter. Once can still get you an STD.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Once can still get you AIDS.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Yep, probably.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Probably? That's a really good attitude, isn't it?
0:26:30 > 0:26:35I know she's only trying to, like, protect me and things like that,
0:26:35 > 0:26:39but if I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it, and obviously she can't stop me.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44So... Just annoying sometimes.
0:26:44 > 0:26:48It's like, "Let me just live my life, you live yours."
0:26:51 > 0:26:54For Joe and Kervin, there are pros and cons to having safe sex,
0:26:54 > 0:26:56but mainly cons.
0:26:56 > 0:27:01No, no, like... It's just... You know what?
0:27:01 > 0:27:04You know when you're with a girl and you've got a condom on
0:27:04 > 0:27:07and it feels like crap.
0:27:07 > 0:27:11Mate, it's not, it's not... Right, it's not my fault that
0:27:11 > 0:27:13she's, like, riding me and then I'm like,
0:27:13 > 0:27:17"Yeah." Feel like I'm going through the motions, like, "This is shit."
0:27:17 > 0:27:21and next second she jumps up, just rags it off my dick and chucks it.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23They need to invent something better.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Some kind of gel shit, man, that don't fuck about with the feeling.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29You know, the feeling's what matters, isn't it? Really and truly.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Yeah, I mean, even to escape gonorrhoea, you know,
0:27:32 > 0:27:35you can't even talk her into doing anal, can you?
0:27:35 > 0:27:39No, fuck that man. You're going deep, you.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42- Something different, innit? - Yeah.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45It's always great, as well, when you find a bird that's like,
0:27:45 > 0:27:47"Yeah you can stick it in my backside."
0:27:47 > 0:27:49I suppose you've got a point.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52I'm lucky I've not caught anything. I admit it. I need to go.
0:27:52 > 0:27:56Wait, wait, let me get this straight - so you put your bare dick in someone's booty?
0:27:56 > 0:27:59You serious!? That has to be worse than me! It has to be!
0:27:59 > 0:28:03- How's that worse? You've got gonorrhoea.- Yeah.
0:28:03 > 0:28:08The only thing in my favour is one of the girls I slept with about two week ago,
0:28:08 > 0:28:12well, I've been sleeping with her on and off for about six week,
0:28:12 > 0:28:16I've quit now, but she went and got herself checked out and she's got nothing, she's all good.
0:28:16 > 0:28:21- Wahey! So that possibly means you're all good.- Possibly means. I need to go and get checked out.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27Joe may like it, but unprotected anal sex
0:28:27 > 0:28:30is the riskiest sex you can have when it comes to catching STIs.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42Tell James his results are ready.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44Where's that asym, Alison, do you know?
0:28:44 > 0:28:48For every patient like Kervin the clinic put back on the road to recovery...
0:28:48 > 0:28:50Hi, Steven, it's Cheryl again.
0:28:50 > 0:28:53I'm ringing you from the clinic at Manchester Royal Infirmary.
0:28:53 > 0:28:55..there's plenty more who still need help.
0:28:55 > 0:28:59Um, we need to give you some more of those injections just to make sure
0:28:59 > 0:29:03that you have no long-term problems from the syphilis infection.
0:29:03 > 0:29:06A phone call from this place isn't one you want to receive.
0:29:06 > 0:29:11And you know we do two rectal swabs and one's on a culture plate?
0:29:11 > 0:29:14That has actually come back positive for gonorrhoea.
0:29:16 > 0:29:21We'll just take a little prick from your finger.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23Fiona has found herself in a tricky appointment.
0:29:23 > 0:29:28- So I'm just going to clean your skin.- I'm scared already, you know. HE LAUGHS
0:29:28 > 0:29:31So take deep breaths for me.
0:29:31 > 0:29:35Her patient, Rolla, is terrified of needles.
0:29:35 > 0:29:39To calm his fears, Fiona is using the finger prick method.
0:29:39 > 0:29:44- Are you ready?- Yeah.- One, two, three.- Oh, now, it didn't even hurt!
0:29:44 > 0:29:47See? Well done, you.
0:29:47 > 0:29:51Fiona has spared Rolla the trauma of having a full-sized prick in the arm.
0:29:51 > 0:29:55Excellent, good. Thank you very much. So that's it, you're free to run away.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57- All right, thank you. - You take care.
0:29:57 > 0:30:00- I'll see you.- Bye.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02I probably would've had it done a long time ago
0:30:02 > 0:30:06if I knew that I could get it done with just a little prick in the finger
0:30:06 > 0:30:09and they didn't have to get any needles out, but... Yeah, man.
0:30:09 > 0:30:11Just waiting for the results now, innit?
0:30:16 > 0:30:18Get me wellies on.
0:30:18 > 0:30:22Nearly 3,000 patients a month come through the doors of the clinic,
0:30:22 > 0:30:26but the staff are not content to simply wait for the problem to come to them.
0:30:26 > 0:30:29- That's it, are we ready? - We're ready.
0:30:29 > 0:30:34One afternoon a week, two staff members take the fight against STIs out into the community.
0:30:36 > 0:30:40- Well, we're off to... um... - LGF.
0:30:40 > 0:30:42Which is the Lesbian and Gay Foundation,
0:30:42 > 0:30:46and we do 30-minute HIV tests there every Thursday night between three and six.
0:30:49 > 0:30:52So I mean, what exactly is a 30-minute HIV test?
0:30:52 > 0:30:56It's a rapid HIV test so we can test the blood on a little strip
0:30:56 > 0:31:00and we get the result back in 30 minutes.
0:31:00 > 0:31:04There's a lot of people come because they feel they've been at risk
0:31:04 > 0:31:07so they come to get their results straight away because they want to know.
0:31:07 > 0:31:10And sometimes some of them if they get a negative result
0:31:10 > 0:31:13- they're jumping up and down, aren't they? Give you a big hug. - Big hugs.
0:31:13 > 0:31:16- And they're just full of tears and really happy, aren't they?- Yeah.
0:31:16 > 0:31:21And then those that it does come back positive, everybody's different there.
0:31:21 > 0:31:23You get some that say, "Yeah, I thought I might've been,"
0:31:23 > 0:31:27- and they're OK, and you get others that just fall to pieces.- Yeah.
0:31:27 > 0:31:30Give you this and I'll get the change.
0:31:36 > 0:31:39- Thank you very much. - Thank you.- See ya.- Bye-bye.
0:31:39 > 0:31:42They're not letting us in.
0:31:42 > 0:31:43- 'Hello?' - It's the nurses.
0:31:43 > 0:31:45BUZZER
0:31:46 > 0:31:51This afternoon, Pam and Alison can expect to see up to 14 patients.
0:31:51 > 0:31:54Adam? Just come in and take a seat, OK?
0:31:56 > 0:31:59All hoping for a negative result on their rapid HIV test.
0:31:59 > 0:32:03And not a lot of people wear condoms for oral sex, OK?
0:32:03 > 0:32:05So you never wear a condom?
0:32:05 > 0:32:07Never wear a condom.
0:32:07 > 0:32:08OK. That's what I thought.
0:32:08 > 0:32:11When I'm giving anal.
0:32:11 > 0:32:12OK.
0:32:12 > 0:32:15Manchester has a thriving gay community.
0:32:15 > 0:32:18The Lesbian and Gay Foundation was set up to serve their needs.
0:32:19 > 0:32:24I've come in today to get a rapid HIV test.
0:32:24 > 0:32:28It gives me peace of mind because I can get the results within an hour
0:32:28 > 0:32:32whereas at the hospital you have to wait two or three weeks,
0:32:32 > 0:32:35so it's something I come and do quite regular.
0:32:35 > 0:32:41I'm an escort, so keeping fit and healthy is really important.
0:32:41 > 0:32:45I get an average of about four to five clients weekly.
0:32:45 > 0:32:51One of my clients, he's quite young,
0:32:51 > 0:32:53he comes to the apartment
0:32:53 > 0:33:00and he'll want me to kick him with full force into his penis
0:33:00 > 0:33:03and, er, he likes that.
0:33:03 > 0:33:08And I have to kick him several times whilst he masturbates to that.
0:33:08 > 0:33:10So, yeah, that can be quite fun!
0:33:13 > 0:33:18Tim? Hiya, come in, have a seat.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20Thanks very much.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22Sorry, brought my cup of tea in with me.
0:33:22 > 0:33:24That's all right, not a problem.
0:33:24 > 0:33:26Right, I'm Alison.
0:33:26 > 0:33:28Is that a Welsh accent I can hear?
0:33:28 > 0:33:30- It is. From Swansea. - Oh, are ya?
0:33:31 > 0:33:35- Right, OK, so your last HIV test was in April, yeah?- Yeah.
0:33:35 > 0:33:36That was negative, yeah?
0:33:36 > 0:33:39- It was, yes.- And you've been treated for syphilis in the past.
0:33:39 > 0:33:44- Was that at Manchester Royal Infirmary?- It was. The infection was detected by yourself.
0:33:44 > 0:33:46- Yeah.- But I had... I had the full symptoms of it so...
0:33:46 > 0:33:47Right, OK.
0:33:47 > 0:33:51And you have had sex with someone that's HIV positive, is that right?
0:33:51 > 0:33:52- I have, yes. - Right, OK.
0:33:52 > 0:33:56- And you both give and receive anal sex, yeah?- Yes.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58Do you always use condoms?
0:33:58 > 0:34:00Um... not with my partner.
0:34:00 > 0:34:02- OK - But with everyone else, yes.
0:34:02 > 0:34:04Has your partner been tested for HIV?
0:34:04 > 0:34:05He has.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07He's negative. OK.
0:34:07 > 0:34:10I'll do your finger prick first and then I'll take your blood if that's OK.
0:34:10 > 0:34:12That's fine.
0:34:12 > 0:34:15- Do you know much about HIV? - I do, yeah.
0:34:15 > 0:34:17You've read up on it and everything?
0:34:17 > 0:34:20It's not something anybody wants, but there's loads we can do now.
0:34:20 > 0:34:23- Yeah.- You know we can look after people really well
0:34:23 > 0:34:26and it's treated like a chronic condition now.
0:34:26 > 0:34:27Yeah, it's just like diabetes.
0:34:27 > 0:34:30Yeah, it's a chronic condition like diabetes is.
0:34:30 > 0:34:35If a diabetic doesn't take their insulin they become really poorly and possibly die, so...
0:34:35 > 0:34:36It's similar with HIV.
0:34:36 > 0:34:40If you don't attend for treatment, if you don't get monitored regularly
0:34:40 > 0:34:44and if you don't take your medication then you could potentially die as well, yeah.
0:34:44 > 0:34:48- Right, so that's your test done. - Right.
0:34:48 > 0:34:51What we need you to do is go and wait out there for 30 minutes
0:34:51 > 0:34:54and as soon as we've got your test results back I'll come and get you.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56- OK, yeah, that's fine. - OK?- Great.- OK.
0:34:56 > 0:34:59Waiting for HIV test results is not a new experience for Tim
0:34:59 > 0:35:02and the wait is always agonising.
0:35:02 > 0:35:04Oh, yeah, don't forget your brew.
0:35:04 > 0:35:06- Thank you. - You're welcome.
0:35:06 > 0:35:07Bye.
0:35:07 > 0:35:11'Obviously HIV or and AIDS, you've got that for life'
0:35:11 > 0:35:15and yeah, I am quite scared to see what the results will be.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17I mean, he gets tested really regularly.
0:35:17 > 0:35:21We would never say to anybody, "Oh, there's no risk, you're absolutely fine."
0:35:21 > 0:35:24There's always a risk, which is why it's important you come and test.
0:35:35 > 0:35:39- Cover it up with the towel.- That's what colour my case is. It is.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41No one's going to miss me on the beach, are they, with that towel?
0:35:41 > 0:35:44Courtney's test results are due
0:35:44 > 0:35:47but with her and Danielle off to sunny Spain,
0:35:47 > 0:35:50a positive result would ruin her holiday.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57Oh, it's off, er... it's off the clinic.
0:35:57 > 0:36:03It says "Your most recent test results from MCSH are negative."
0:36:03 > 0:36:06- Ah, that's good.- Yeah, I'm quite chuffed with that, actually.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08- Good. - Whoooo!
0:36:08 > 0:36:09You're free of an STI.
0:36:09 > 0:36:13I know. Know that I'm safe now. Know that I've not got HIV.
0:36:13 > 0:36:15- Are you happy? - Yep, I am.
0:36:15 > 0:36:18You are? Good.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20Do you think you'll use protection now?
0:36:20 > 0:36:22Yeah. I will try and use it a lot more.
0:36:22 > 0:36:26Can't say for definite because sometimes it's just in the moment,
0:36:26 > 0:36:31but, yeah, I will try and do it a lot more just to be safe.
0:36:31 > 0:36:34As Courtney had unprotected sex four days before the test,
0:36:34 > 0:36:38her results are in fact no guarantee she is all clear of infection.
0:36:38 > 0:36:41When she returns from her Spanish adventure
0:36:41 > 0:36:44she will need to retest again in three months' time.
0:36:53 > 0:36:57At the Lesbian and Gay Foundation,
0:36:57 > 0:37:01after a nerve-racking 30-minute wait, the HIV test results are back.
0:37:01 > 0:37:05OK, Adam, just wanted you to know that you've come back negative, OK?
0:37:05 > 0:37:10So that's, er, that's good news.
0:37:10 > 0:37:14- Thank you for all your help. - It's all right, that's what I'm here for. It's a pleasure.
0:37:14 > 0:37:20I feel, like, really great, cos I told you I've not been tested for a year so that's a very long time.
0:37:20 > 0:37:24- Mmm.- And at the back of your mind, knowing that, like...
0:37:24 > 0:37:28but now with the...gone, I feel a lot better.
0:37:31 > 0:37:32Come in!
0:37:32 > 0:37:34Bit warm.
0:37:34 > 0:37:36It is warm, isn't it?
0:37:36 > 0:37:37I'm not complaining.
0:37:38 > 0:37:39Have a seat for me.
0:37:41 > 0:37:43Can I just double-check your date of birth for me, Tim?
0:37:43 > 0:37:46Yep, 'course you can. It's the fifth of the fourth, 1982.
0:37:46 > 0:37:51OK. Right, your HIV test has actually come back positive.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54- Has it? - Yeah. How do you feel? You OK?
0:37:56 > 0:37:58- Has it really? - Yeah.
0:37:58 > 0:38:01It's a very, very faint line, OK, but there's a line there.
0:38:01 > 0:38:05My colleague's checked it as well, so what we're going to do,
0:38:05 > 0:38:07we're going to send that blood off I took to the lab
0:38:07 > 0:38:10and we'll check it again for you. OK?
0:38:11 > 0:38:13You OK?
0:38:19 > 0:38:23- Has it really?- Yeah. I wouldn't tell you that if I didn't think it had.
0:38:23 > 0:38:26Do you want me to show you? Or do you not want to see?
0:38:29 > 0:38:31So what's the next process?
0:38:31 > 0:38:35What happens now is we'll send your blood off, OK,
0:38:35 > 0:38:38and we'll get that blood back as fast as we can.
0:38:38 > 0:38:40Hopefully tomorrow.
0:38:40 > 0:38:43If you want to come in to clinic tomorrow, you can do, OK?
0:38:46 > 0:38:49And we can take some bloods for you tomorrow at clinic.
0:38:54 > 0:38:58- Sorry.- It's fine, honestly, it's fine, it's fine.
0:38:58 > 0:39:00Let me get you a tissue.
0:39:05 > 0:39:07Are you OK? There you go.
0:39:15 > 0:39:16I don't want you to panic cos I'm going to...
0:39:16 > 0:39:20It's a very faint line, OK, and I'm not saying that doesn't mean it's positive
0:39:20 > 0:39:23but what I'm saying is we're going to send your blood off
0:39:23 > 0:39:27and check and double check that that's an accurate result, OK?
0:39:29 > 0:39:32I just don't know where I could've caught it from...
0:39:33 > 0:39:34..cos...
0:39:39 > 0:39:41Sorry.
0:39:41 > 0:39:42Honestly, honestly,
0:39:42 > 0:39:45you've got absolutely nothing to be sorry for at all.
0:39:47 > 0:39:50I know you don't know what to do at the minute.
0:39:55 > 0:39:58I don't know how I'm going to explain this to my partner.
0:39:58 > 0:39:59Right, OK.
0:40:02 > 0:40:06'When they're really shocked, of course it affects you, you know.'
0:40:06 > 0:40:09'I'm only human and I don't, like, as a person, cos I'm really soft,
0:40:09 > 0:40:12I don't like to see anybody upset or in pain or anything like that.'
0:40:12 > 0:40:16'So it is difficult but you know, it is part of what we have to do.'
0:40:18 > 0:40:21You do care about them and obviously you're sitting here
0:40:21 > 0:40:22and you will it to be negative.
0:40:22 > 0:40:26You don't want anyone to have a positive result, but unfortunately that's what's happened today.
0:40:29 > 0:40:30Hi, you all right?
0:40:35 > 0:40:36Was it difficult?
0:40:39 > 0:40:43- It's never nice, is it? - No.- Having to give someone a positive result.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53Alison has just given Tim the most difficult news
0:40:53 > 0:40:55anyone in sexual health work has to deliver.
0:40:58 > 0:41:00As night falls on Manchester
0:41:00 > 0:41:02the clinic's work is done for another day.
0:41:15 > 0:41:18Tomorrow, Kervin's mate Joe will be going to the clinic
0:41:18 > 0:41:21for his first sexual health checkup in months.
0:41:21 > 0:41:24He's at high risk of having an infection,
0:41:24 > 0:41:29but enjoys the challenge of seeking out new partners to have unprotected sex with.
0:41:29 > 0:41:32I've said daft shit in the past like joking, but got away with it.
0:41:32 > 0:41:34Like, one girl I walked up to and was like,
0:41:34 > 0:41:37"Don't want to know your name, don't want your phone number,
0:41:37 > 0:41:42"but you come home with me, you'll have the best night of your life and in the morning you'll go home."
0:41:42 > 0:41:45You know, you get laid off stuff like that, it's crazy.
0:41:45 > 0:41:50- I like the fact that your eyes are colour co-ordinated with your hair.- Yeah, that's what I do.
0:41:50 > 0:41:52See, you got it going. You got sense, girl, you got sense.
0:41:52 > 0:41:54What do you do for a living?
0:41:55 > 0:41:58Don't ask that! I go college and I work at the same time.
0:41:58 > 0:42:01- Where do you... what do you study at college?- Nail technician.
0:42:01 > 0:42:05I had my nail done today, this one thumbnail, this one nail. Right.
0:42:05 > 0:42:07Basically, I started a blog.
0:42:07 > 0:42:11Now the reason behind me doing this blog is you have so many articles written for women
0:42:11 > 0:42:13but no-one ever does it for guys.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15So I started a blog talking what men care about,
0:42:15 > 0:42:19you know, as far as relationships go - love, sex, everything.
0:42:19 > 0:42:22So I did "How to get laid in under five hours."
0:42:22 > 0:42:27Which was my spin on... my thoughts on what I've learnt over the years
0:42:27 > 0:42:31and what other guys have writ for years before, you know? The Game.
0:42:31 > 0:42:35- You come over as an idiot. I'm probably an idiot to you. - I'm not an idiot!
0:42:35 > 0:42:37But you laugh it off.
0:42:37 > 0:42:39Don't walk away from me in a mood, cos that's...
0:42:39 > 0:42:41- I wasn't walking away in a mood! - That's arrogant!
0:42:41 > 0:42:44Yeah, accessorising.
0:42:44 > 0:42:46Now, accessorising, what I've put is,
0:42:46 > 0:42:49"Now this is something that guys tend to believe is only for women
0:42:49 > 0:42:52"and as I have done with all of the notions of style and what looks good,
0:42:52 > 0:42:55I'm here to tell you to get your head out your arse.
0:42:55 > 0:42:59"Men have just as much right to take time into looking good as our female counterparts,
0:42:59 > 0:43:04"such as those little issues that make something go from looking amateur to professional."
0:43:04 > 0:43:08So if you have like say, a dodgy ear, wear a lip piercing.
0:43:08 > 0:43:10It takes the attention away from your ears to your lips.
0:43:10 > 0:43:14If you're going out to get laid you want to use everything you can.
0:43:14 > 0:43:19In about 20 minutes, when I'm having a drink inside maybe we can chat a little bit more and...
0:43:19 > 0:43:24No, because I'd say to me friends, "Oh, that's that fucking knobhead from before that I was speaking to."
0:43:24 > 0:43:28Yeah, but...am I still a knobhead now that you're chatting to me?
0:43:28 > 0:43:32I put that cocky as being a really good thing in the one-night-stand game.
0:43:32 > 0:43:35"Let's take a look at cockiness. This is a great trait to have, whether or not...
0:43:35 > 0:43:39"When it comes to dating somebody, it's considered to be a massive no-no.
0:43:39 > 0:43:43"We're not talking about dating and romance, we're talking about an overnight session."
0:43:44 > 0:43:46You know, cockiness helps.
0:43:46 > 0:43:50- Are you cocky? - I'm cocky, yeah, I'm cocky! I'm cocky, I'll smile about it!
0:43:50 > 0:43:54This is what I say, if you're going to be cocky you've got to get the cheeky smile.
0:43:54 > 0:43:56You get the cheeky smile? Sorted.
0:43:56 > 0:43:59Oh, see, you were giving me the cute face!
0:43:59 > 0:44:01- You were like...- Only because... Your teeth are clean!
0:44:01 > 0:44:04Because my teeth are clean? It's not the smile then?
0:44:04 > 0:44:06- Not the smile? - No.
0:44:14 > 0:44:15Morning! Morning, Lauren!
0:44:15 > 0:44:19- Morning! - What are you up to today?
0:44:19 > 0:44:21I have not a clue where I am.
0:44:21 > 0:44:24Don't know until I go down and see the board.
0:44:24 > 0:44:26Unpleasant odours can on occasion
0:44:26 > 0:44:28be an occupational hazard for the clinic staff.
0:44:28 > 0:44:32Fiona has her own way of preparing the nostrils at the start of a long shift.
0:44:32 > 0:44:36This is good for your skin.
0:44:36 > 0:44:38It's poppers, Lisa. Poppers!
0:44:40 > 0:44:44I spent three years training to be an aromatherapist.
0:44:44 > 0:44:46It's... What's it, neroli?
0:44:46 > 0:44:49That smells like the eau de cologne me nanny used to wear.
0:44:50 > 0:44:56Friends come round and go, "Oh, my back aches, I'm feeling a bit run down, I've got this..."
0:44:56 > 0:44:58So I go, "Come to Fiona's parlour."
0:44:58 > 0:45:02Any men welcome. I shall massage you! Special massage!
0:45:02 > 0:45:05Special massage! Come hither.
0:45:11 > 0:45:12I got a job interview tomorrow though.
0:45:15 > 0:45:17Kervin and Joe are at the clinic.
0:45:17 > 0:45:22Today Kervin will discover whether he got away with only catching gonorrhoea
0:45:22 > 0:45:24or if he's also infected with HIV or syphilis.
0:45:24 > 0:45:26Or the worst case scenario, both.
0:45:26 > 0:45:31One thing he doesn't have any more is the girlfriend he cheated on.
0:45:31 > 0:45:32'For a while, it was a bit iffy.'
0:45:32 > 0:45:39'I didn't know if me and her wasn't talking or we was talking, but then I saw her at a party.
0:45:39 > 0:45:43'She completely ignored me. She's pissed.'
0:45:43 > 0:45:46Like, quite literally pissed.
0:45:46 > 0:45:47Probably still is pissed.
0:45:47 > 0:45:50Do it every day, at least three or four times a day.
0:45:50 > 0:45:53- Joseph, please. - Hello.
0:45:53 > 0:45:56First up, though, ladies' man Joe.
0:45:56 > 0:46:00This is his first screening in a year. He could have anything.
0:46:00 > 0:46:04All these questions are personal but we ask everybody them, OK?
0:46:04 > 0:46:07- Are your partners male or female? - Er, female.
0:46:07 > 0:46:09So in the past three months, how many sexual partners?
0:46:11 > 0:46:14I don't even know where to begin counting.
0:46:18 > 0:46:21Give me a rough number.
0:46:21 > 0:46:24- Er, 20s plus.- OK. Have you ever paid for sex?- No.
0:46:24 > 0:46:27- Have you ever been paid for sex? - No.
0:46:27 > 0:46:29- Have you ever had a blood transfusion?- No.
0:46:29 > 0:46:32When was your last sexual intercourse?
0:46:32 > 0:46:33- Two days ago. - Two days ago.
0:46:33 > 0:46:35Casual or regular?
0:46:37 > 0:46:41Um, for me it was a regular because it's been about a week.
0:46:41 > 0:46:43OK, protected or unprotected?
0:46:43 > 0:46:48- Unprotected. It's not my fault, they rip 'em off me.- No!
0:46:48 > 0:46:51- They rip 'em off me.- Yeah, OK. - I can't take the blame for that.
0:46:56 > 0:46:58Come in, have a seat.
0:46:58 > 0:47:00I'm telling ya, I am dreading this.
0:47:02 > 0:47:04What you dreading?
0:47:04 > 0:47:08Just...because I'm not... I don't know about them blood results, innit.
0:47:08 > 0:47:11Let me have a look for you, we can soon sort that out.
0:47:11 > 0:47:14- Yeah, put a smile back on my face. - Yes.
0:47:14 > 0:47:15Let's have a look.
0:47:17 > 0:47:21So your HIV test was negative and so was your syphilis.
0:47:21 > 0:47:25- Everything's fine with regards to your blood test, OK?- Oh, gosh!
0:47:25 > 0:47:27Kervin has finally had some positive news
0:47:27 > 0:47:29by testing negative for syphilis and HIV.
0:47:29 > 0:47:33What were you feeling before you went in there?
0:47:33 > 0:47:36Before I went in there my stomach was churning
0:47:36 > 0:47:40because punk-ass Joe is, like, "You've got HIV."
0:47:40 > 0:47:43"You might have AIDS. It might be syphilis."
0:47:43 > 0:47:45And he just... he just got me paranoid,
0:47:45 > 0:47:48so I was really worried what...
0:47:48 > 0:47:50Once I got in there and she was like,
0:47:50 > 0:47:55"You ain't got HIV, your test came back and you've not got any of this,"
0:47:55 > 0:47:58I was like, "Fucking right! Fucking right!"
0:47:58 > 0:48:02But obviously now that I've gone through all of this with gonorrhoea
0:48:02 > 0:48:04I can't.. So I'm not going to not wear a condom.
0:48:04 > 0:48:07I don't want to be getting swabbed again
0:48:07 > 0:48:12or getting injected in my backside again or, you know, so...
0:48:15 > 0:48:16Do you not like having needles?
0:48:16 > 0:48:19Don't bother me, I just don't like looking at it.
0:48:19 > 0:48:23Joe's blood will be tested for HIV, hepatitis and syphilis.
0:48:28 > 0:48:30All I need you to do now is a urine sample.
0:48:32 > 0:48:34But when it comes to doing his urine sample,
0:48:34 > 0:48:42smoothie Joe can't resist trying out a line on Lauren first.
0:48:42 > 0:48:45To Lauren, though, it's water off a duck's back.
0:48:45 > 0:48:47Everyone's just totally different
0:48:47 > 0:48:52so obviously you get people being a bit smarmy, some are a bit smug and think they're all dead cocksure.
0:48:52 > 0:48:54I think they're quite embarrassed, to come here
0:48:54 > 0:48:58so I think they try and make themselves dead cocksure to make themselves feel better.
0:48:58 > 0:49:01So... it makes your day go a bit faster, so it don't bother me.
0:49:01 > 0:49:02Right that's it. We're all done.
0:49:02 > 0:49:05- We sorted? - Yep.- Wey!
0:49:06 > 0:49:08Um, do you want me to leave this here?
0:49:08 > 0:49:10Yep, just leave that there.
0:49:10 > 0:49:12- All right. Well, is that it? - Yep, that's it.
0:49:12 > 0:49:14- Nice to meet you, then. - Thanks a lot. See ya.
0:49:14 > 0:49:17- Cheers.- Bye. - Have a good day.
0:49:17 > 0:49:19What I need you to do is just...
0:49:19 > 0:49:23Can you just pull your foreskin back for me so I can just...?
0:49:23 > 0:49:26Poor old Kervin thought he'd seen the last of the penile swab.
0:49:26 > 0:49:28Don't panic.
0:49:29 > 0:49:31Oh! Don't do that!
0:49:31 > 0:49:33Don't jump cos I could slip and I could hurt you.
0:49:34 > 0:49:37Unfortunately there is one more for him to endure.
0:49:37 > 0:49:39- Go on, go on. - Ready? Keep really still.
0:49:39 > 0:49:42- All right.- Cos if you keep jumping about...- Promise. - I'm worried I'll catch you.
0:49:42 > 0:49:44- Promise.- Promise? - Promise.
0:49:44 > 0:49:47Nurse Alison has dealt with thousands of penises in her career
0:49:47 > 0:49:49but it doesn't make it any easier for Kervin.
0:49:49 > 0:49:53- That's all it is, done. - Do you know how much it stings?
0:49:54 > 0:49:58- Listen, I've had three babies. - Ah, here we go!
0:50:00 > 0:50:03That's the thing our male patients hate the most.
0:50:03 > 0:50:06They come in here a lot of the time with tales from their friends,
0:50:06 > 0:50:09"Oh, you'll have an umbrella up your willy." We don't use umbrellas.
0:50:09 > 0:50:12It's a little tiny loop and I know I've not got a penis
0:50:12 > 0:50:14so I don't know what it feels like, but it's really small
0:50:14 > 0:50:16and we are really quick and gentle.
0:50:16 > 0:50:20But obviously some patients can get a bit agitated and a bit concerned
0:50:20 > 0:50:23and frightened that it's going to hurt so they get a bit jumpy.
0:50:23 > 0:50:24It's good!
0:50:24 > 0:50:28You all good? You're not going to die on me?
0:50:30 > 0:50:32Is this going to teach you some lessons?
0:50:32 > 0:50:36- Let's hope yours comes back all good.- I'm clean as a whistle, mate. Clean as a whistle.
0:50:36 > 0:50:38You don't know that. You've just got your test.
0:50:38 > 0:50:42You've just got your test. You've just got your test.
0:50:42 > 0:50:44All right, I've never seen you so bouncy and happy.
0:50:44 > 0:50:45I'm all good.
0:50:45 > 0:50:48Aw, I can share my cig with you now.
0:50:48 > 0:50:51- What do you mean NOW? - I'm not going to anything.
0:50:51 > 0:50:54With 6,000 STIs been diagnosed every week in the UK,
0:50:54 > 0:50:58Joe may need more than a cheeky smile when he gets his results.
0:51:08 > 0:51:13Last week, Tim received the devastating news that he had tested positive for HIV.
0:51:16 > 0:51:19I left the clinic and went to catch the train home.
0:51:19 > 0:51:22My mind was just all over the place.
0:51:22 > 0:51:25I couldn't focus, couldn't think, didn't know who to talk to.
0:51:25 > 0:51:30Luckily, I had my partner who was being supportive.
0:51:30 > 0:51:32Never cried so many tears.
0:51:32 > 0:51:36I just wanted to forget about it so I went to the shop
0:51:36 > 0:51:38and bought a large bottle of vodka
0:51:38 > 0:51:41and just got really drunk that night.
0:51:42 > 0:51:44The day after, though,
0:51:44 > 0:51:48Tim's blood was sent for routine secondary screening at the labs.
0:51:48 > 0:51:52When the testing was complete, nobody could've predicted the astonishing results.
0:51:54 > 0:51:56The test that was positive in LGF
0:51:56 > 0:52:00on the point-of-care test, um, was a false positive
0:52:00 > 0:52:03as the blood test actually came back negative.
0:52:03 > 0:52:08The rapid HIV test is unreliable in around one out of every 200 samples.
0:52:08 > 0:52:11Incredibly, Tim was that very rare one.
0:52:13 > 0:52:16Pam just said, "You're a very lucky boy."
0:52:16 > 0:52:20"Your results have come back negative."
0:52:20 > 0:52:25And I couldn't believe it and I burst into tears.
0:52:25 > 0:52:30Tears of joy, to be honest, and I just kept asking her "Are you sure?"
0:52:30 > 0:52:31"Are you sure it's right?"
0:52:31 > 0:52:35and she was saying, "Yes, we've had several doctors look over it."
0:52:35 > 0:52:41"We've used the full blood sample and every test has come back negative."
0:52:41 > 0:52:43I'd never ever had the happen to me before
0:52:43 > 0:52:47and I've been going to outreach for about two years now. That's never happened to me.
0:52:47 > 0:52:50Getting HIV now, it's... it's a big reality
0:52:50 > 0:52:55and, yeah, it's totally changed my life and totally going to practise safe sex,
0:52:55 > 0:52:59totally going to keep my health in order,
0:52:59 > 0:53:02and yeah, it's totally changed my life.
0:53:16 > 0:53:18It's the moment of truth for ladies' man Joe.
0:53:18 > 0:53:23A week ago, he was cocksure, but now he's not sure at all.
0:53:25 > 0:53:27For the past few days, it's like, like just been up there,
0:53:27 > 0:53:31on my mind like circling around like... I've never...
0:53:31 > 0:53:33Usually I get checked up regularly
0:53:33 > 0:53:35but because I've left it so long
0:53:35 > 0:53:38and I've been with so many girls now,
0:53:38 > 0:53:41I actually kind of like, not even thinking have I got chlamydia,
0:53:41 > 0:53:45I'm thinking have I got something else or something that's like...
0:53:45 > 0:53:48like gonorrhoea or syphilis or... I could have anything.
0:53:50 > 0:53:52All right, come in. Have a seat.
0:53:54 > 0:53:58You seem chirpy. You've got all my dirty little secrets in that folder.
0:53:58 > 0:54:02So, going over your results from your blood test, OK,
0:54:02 > 0:54:05your HIV and syphilis was negative, OK?
0:54:05 > 0:54:08- OK.- Which is good, that means you're OK.
0:54:08 > 0:54:12- Yeah.- And your urine test for gonorrhoea and chlamydia has also come back negative.
0:54:12 > 0:54:17Joe's in the clear and it's straight back to being Mr Cocky.
0:54:17 > 0:54:19Oh, Trish, go on, high-five me.
0:54:19 > 0:54:21High-five me! Oh, yes, I'm the man.
0:54:21 > 0:54:24But the thing is at the minute,
0:54:24 > 0:54:28if you keep having unprotected sex, you are playing Russian roulette.
0:54:28 > 0:54:30Yeah, I've got it, I'm being stupid.
0:54:30 > 0:54:32Well, I don't want to say anybody's stupid, you know,
0:54:32 > 0:54:35and it's up to you how many partners you have, absolutely,
0:54:35 > 0:54:39but if you keep having unprotected sex with lots and lots of partners
0:54:39 > 0:54:42then potentially, eventually, you're going to get an infection.
0:54:42 > 0:54:45- Definitely.- Have you any questions you want to ask me?
0:54:45 > 0:54:48Do you want to go out for a drink to celebrate?
0:54:48 > 0:54:49(LAUGHS)
0:54:50 > 0:54:54He's been given the all clear and a stern warning from Alison,
0:54:54 > 0:54:56but if sex-mad Joe doesn't change his ways
0:54:56 > 0:55:00it's only a matter of time before he'll be back in the clinic.
0:55:00 > 0:55:02You look after yourself, all right.
0:55:02 > 0:55:04I'll look after the fella as well.
0:55:04 > 0:55:06Yes, make sure you do. Keep him covered.
0:55:06 > 0:55:08I'm ecstatic, you know.
0:55:08 > 0:55:11I didn't have no symptoms or anything
0:55:11 > 0:55:14so I was like, I don't really think I've got anything
0:55:14 > 0:55:16but there's always a chance and, you know,
0:55:16 > 0:55:19when you're actually waiting for the results you're like, oh, my God.
0:55:19 > 0:55:21You convince yourself you're going to have summat,
0:55:21 > 0:55:25then they're, like, "You haven't got anything," and I'm like, "Why did I even worry?"
0:55:25 > 0:55:28Why did I even worry? I've got the man thing.
0:55:28 > 0:55:31Don't get nothing. Don't get illnesses of any kind.
0:55:31 > 0:55:33I'm sweet, I'm sweet.
0:55:33 > 0:55:38I'm actually over the moon now. I think I need to go get laid.
0:55:38 > 0:55:40Nah, I've gotta do business and then I'll get laid.
0:55:40 > 0:55:42Have you ever high-fived a patient?
0:55:42 > 0:55:45I have never high-fived a patient in my life.
0:55:45 > 0:55:49But you know, you just go with the flow, don't you? (LAUGHS)
0:55:51 > 0:55:53Joe's results are good news for now.
0:55:54 > 0:55:57See you later, love. Ta-ra.
0:55:57 > 0:56:00As he had unprotected sex yet again in the last few days,
0:56:00 > 0:56:03he'll need retesting in three months' time.
0:56:06 > 0:56:11The clinic's never-ending battle against STIs continues.
0:56:12 > 0:56:15Next time on Unsafe Sex in the City...
0:56:15 > 0:56:18How many partners have you been with in the past three months?
0:56:18 > 0:56:20Just as a guess, is it more than 100?
0:56:20 > 0:56:22No, 80.
0:56:22 > 0:56:27The highest I've known is 150 and they were HIV positive.
0:56:27 > 0:56:28Just under the sack, yeah.
0:56:28 > 0:56:30What the fuck is scabies?
0:56:30 > 0:56:33If I'm told that I can't have children, I'm going to be very sad.
0:56:33 > 0:56:35Hiya, I just wanted to get my results.
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