Episode 1

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:00:00. > :00:08.You can pick up to a speed of between five and six knots, please.

:00:09. > :00:13.at the cutting edge of maritime technology...

:00:14. > :00:26.Although I'd like to! HE LAUGHS

:00:27. > :00:29.You've got to be on the ball. You've got to be alert.

:00:30. > :00:32...in the most challenging conditions...

:00:33. > :00:37.If your feet get caught in that, it'll drag you over the side.

:00:38. > :00:47.LAUGHTER Oh, my God!

:00:48. > :01:18.Every year, 8,000 ships pass through the harbour.

:01:19. > :01:26.Ships that battle daily with the brutal North Sea.

:01:27. > :01:34.It's why the Skandi Inspector, a ship that's 34 years old,

:01:35. > :01:40.Morning, sir. Just, er, watch out for...

:01:41. > :02:08.They use ropes to pull the ship forward.

:02:09. > :02:12.Keep pulling! You've got loads of slack!

:02:13. > :02:17.That is if they can land them on the deck.

:02:18. > :02:22.Just watch him trying again, I can guarantee he won't get it.

:02:23. > :02:25.Oh! HE LAUGHS

:02:26. > :02:28.It's all right! They're coming to help you!

:02:29. > :02:34.Come on, Stuart! HE LAUGHS

:02:35. > :02:38.The shortest guy there! That how I like it!

:02:39. > :02:48.With all the ropes attached, Frankie can bring the ship into position...

:02:49. > :02:57.That should be far enough forward. Magic.

:02:58. > :03:09.Once they close the gate at the entrance...

:03:10. > :03:14...the process, which gives dry dock its name,

:03:15. > :03:22.but because of the amount of power they use,

:03:23. > :03:24.you have to start one and then the other.

:03:25. > :03:29.Once you see it kicking in like that, you know that it's started the pumps.

:03:30. > :03:33.The water passes through a series of pipes, into the harbour.

:03:34. > :03:40.That's it, I'll let you go! HE LAUGHS

:03:41. > :03:48.It takes five hours to pump the dock dry.

:03:49. > :03:52.Only then can they start the massive task ahead.

:03:53. > :03:54.There'll probably be engine work done to it

:03:55. > :04:27.The harbour generates more than 500 million for the local economy...

:04:28. > :04:36.who rely on the constant traffic for their livelihood.

:04:37. > :04:40.See if you put on heavy metal or Whitesnake, you're dead!

:04:41. > :04:43.You've had Whitesnake, ZZ Top and Meat Loaf.

:04:44. > :04:45.I never mentioned Meat Loaf. You did so.

:04:46. > :04:52.# Unforgettable! # Who sang that again?

:04:53. > :04:57.I've forgotten! THEY LAUGH

:04:58. > :05:10.One of her customers is having a problem with his mobile.

:05:11. > :05:20.If you go in here and you go onto the cloud, you nelly, you'll get it!

:05:21. > :05:23.You do ken we close at one! SHE LAUGHS

:05:24. > :05:29.You can put your apps on. See, simple setup!

:05:30. > :05:31.You'll get a clap in the app in a minute!

:05:32. > :05:34.Aye, and I'll stick this phone where the sun disnae shine.

:05:35. > :05:38.Montrose?! THEY LAUGH

:05:39. > :05:41.But this is a very special evening for Val.

:05:42. > :05:45.A couple more of them, we'll get them put up,

:05:46. > :05:50.and then that'll be all this just done.

:05:51. > :05:58.and Val's boss Jill has just had her offer accepted.

:05:59. > :06:03.I cannae imagine my life at all without here.

:06:04. > :06:06.Somebody new could've bought it that could've come in and said,

:06:07. > :06:10."We're nae wanting yous. We're nae wanting the staff."

:06:11. > :06:13.Everybody laughs. They say, "You're nae wise, you.

:06:14. > :06:17."It's only a pub." I said, "It's nae just a pub to me

:06:18. > :06:27.This pump'll be going right up your jacksie!

:06:28. > :06:46.Jim, you're a sad, sick, deranged man!

:06:47. > :06:55.For boatman Alan Cowper, it's work as usual,

:06:56. > :06:59.tying or untying the boats that are heading out to the North Sea.

:07:00. > :07:05.Beautiful! These are the days you're glad you're a boatman.

:07:06. > :07:12.But then again, this is summer in Aberdeen, so you better enjoy it!

:07:13. > :07:22.I'm just making it look easy! HE LAUGHS

:07:23. > :07:31.What a life! Never worked so hard in all my life!

:07:32. > :07:42.neither had to look far for their replacements.

:07:43. > :07:46.Gary Morris is Norman's 21-year-old nephew.

:07:47. > :07:50.Basically, right now, we're waiting on the Volstad Viking

:07:51. > :08:06.Working with Gary has been a revelation for Norman.

:08:07. > :08:12.I mean, he can be a bit of a scatterbrain at times, but...

:08:13. > :08:17...old head on young shoulders, you cannae do it.

:08:18. > :08:20.You've just got to let them find their way.

:08:21. > :08:25.I don't call him Uncle Norman at work, though.

:08:26. > :08:38.That's what you're wearing a hard hat for!

:08:39. > :08:49.He has to step up and do the business, sort of thing.

:08:50. > :08:55.I'm not too sure if we could ever live up to them,

:08:56. > :09:02.HE LAUGHS COUGHS Just almost as good.

:09:03. > :09:26.It's mid-morning on the NorthLink Ferry,

:09:27. > :09:32.which runs daily between Aberdeen and the Northern Isles.

:09:33. > :09:35.And staff are preparing for an invasion of...

:09:36. > :09:44.We're off to the rally in Shetland. We'll catch the boat,

:09:45. > :09:49.same as everybody else queuing up here!

:09:50. > :09:53.Every year, Shetland holds the Simmer Dim rally.

:09:54. > :10:06.At least 300 bikers descend on the island from all over the UK.

:10:07. > :10:10.You meet lots of people who you haven't seen for a year.

:10:11. > :10:14.Mwah! SHE LAUGHS

:10:15. > :10:23.On a normal crossing, there are a handful of bikes.

:10:24. > :10:26.Here we go again! Today, they have well over 100...

:10:27. > :10:32...and loading's started early for second officer Steve.

:10:33. > :10:37.I'm just making sure everything's going to plan.

:10:38. > :10:42.It's quite a sight when they're all aboard.

:10:43. > :11:16.They're just constantly... just constantly coming on.

:11:17. > :11:21.Each ship is surveyed twice every five years.

:11:22. > :11:26.Dale's Dry Dock is one of only two left in Scotland

:11:27. > :11:40.a team of around 80 men will take her apart...

:11:41. > :11:48.Up you go, Terry, once it's clear of the ground.

:11:49. > :11:53.The anchor and chains will be checked for wear and tear...

:11:54. > :12:01.There's heaps of stuff that can go wrong with this.

:12:02. > :12:06.That's in the oil. That means there's a problem somewhere.

:12:07. > :12:09.That's going to need a fair bit of machinery.

:12:10. > :12:15.But the biggest job is here, in an area known as the moon pool.

:12:16. > :12:20.A construction support vessel has to be able to launch an ROV,

:12:21. > :12:25.or Remotely Operated Vehicle, safely down these two pillars.

:12:26. > :12:29.The wear and tear on both of them, it was just far too much movement.

:12:30. > :12:33.It was causing problems, it was snagging.

:12:34. > :12:37.It's not very good when you've got the ROV sitting on the end of that.

:12:38. > :13:00.Chock-a-block. WARNING SIRENS WAIL

:13:01. > :13:07.Captain Nigel Barnes is ready to set sail.

:13:08. > :13:24.We're just providing thrust to clear these two supply boats.

:13:25. > :13:39.Come round to the middle of the cut. Port ten. Port ten!

:13:40. > :13:51.All right, sir? Carling, please. Pint of Carling.

:13:52. > :13:56.There are two bars on the ferry and both are full.

:13:57. > :14:00.Hi, sir. What would you like? Just a pint. A pint.

:14:01. > :14:18.Mark Smallwood and his son Vincent are Simmer Dim virgins.

:14:19. > :14:20.I wanted to head south but I was outvoted.

:14:21. > :14:24.We ended up coming north instead, which is silly, really, isn't it?

:14:25. > :14:30.Some passengers have come on rather more...

:14:31. > :14:40.We have the one and only caravan on the boat, I believe,

:14:41. > :14:48.We're interested in the birds and the wildlife. And walking.

:14:49. > :15:01.although they do look a bit intimidating, some of them!

:15:02. > :15:06.We're here to have a good time, enjoy ourselves,

:15:07. > :15:32.It's shift change at the Boatman's Bothy.

:15:33. > :15:40.He's got his feet up! THEY LAUGH

:15:41. > :15:44.since his son started at the harbour.

:15:45. > :15:48.At the beginning, I was just... it was just a nightmare.

:15:49. > :15:52.I says to Norman, "I'm just worried sick all the time."

:15:53. > :16:00.He was wanting him to know everything, do everything,

:16:01. > :16:06.And while they're on the subject of Alan's shortcomings...

:16:07. > :16:15.He won't put his hand in his pocket. He's so tight! What a tight...

:16:16. > :16:18.Actually... Actually, I've got to defend him on that!

:16:19. > :16:20.He bought me a Burger King the other day,

:16:21. > :16:27.Get a doctor! That boy's ill! There's something wrong with him.

:16:28. > :16:30.We're going to be exactly the same as these lot!

:16:31. > :16:52.SCOTT: No! LAUGHTER

:16:53. > :16:56.The pillars are going to be removed through an access hatch at the top

:16:57. > :17:05.to lift out ten tonnes of reinforced steel.

:17:06. > :17:14.We're going to want to cut out that hole now.

:17:15. > :17:16.There's a lot of money's worth up in the top of here.

:17:17. > :17:25.That just comes out of our pocket money!

:17:26. > :17:35.Crane operator Kevin Innes is also feeling the pressure.

:17:36. > :17:39.You've got to plan heights, weights, distance.

:17:40. > :17:42.I mean, if you don't set the crane up right,

:17:43. > :17:44.there is a lot of people's lives at risk.

:17:45. > :17:53.If the crane topples over into the dock, I mean...

:17:54. > :17:56.# One way or another I'm gonna find you... #

:17:57. > :17:58.Zip your language or I'll zip it for you!

:17:59. > :18:03.Val's always had a unique way of dealing with the customers.

:18:04. > :18:09.When Jill comes in, I'll nip up and get changed.

:18:10. > :18:20.Aye, a leather basque! If I could get one to fit me!

:18:21. > :18:48.It's 7am and the ferry's arriving in Lerwick.

:18:49. > :18:51.Everybody's coming down, slowly but surely.

:18:52. > :19:16.are heading towards the small village of Vidlin.

:19:17. > :19:25.when the sun briefly dips below the horizon.

:19:26. > :19:29.Or at least it would if there were any sun...

:19:30. > :19:39.Most people camp, despite the weather.

:19:40. > :19:48.All the way from sunny Wirral to this, eh!

:19:49. > :19:57.Up north is the wrong direction, it's too cold and wet.

:19:58. > :19:59.But we were outvoted so we had no choice.

:20:00. > :20:03.It's not raining so we can't complain. He's gone and said it now!

:20:04. > :20:15.Shetland is rich in archaeological sites,

:20:16. > :20:22.with a landscape dominated by hills and inlets.

:20:23. > :20:26.Nowhere is more than three miles from the sea.

:20:27. > :20:32.ROCK MUSIC Arrgh!

:20:33. > :20:42.Tactics! Tactics! MAN LAUGHS

:20:43. > :20:48.It's the first of a mammoth four-day binge.

:20:49. > :21:17.work is under way to prise the pillars from the frame of the ship.

:21:18. > :21:21.With the hatch removed, you can see all the way down,

:21:22. > :21:29.You're bound to get jammed before you hit the bottom, aren't you?

:21:30. > :21:43.Kevin's biggest challenge is that he can't see what he's lifting.

:21:44. > :22:04.Just give us five minutes till I get down inside the hangar.

:22:05. > :22:11.It's going to be a testing few minutes for all of them.

:22:12. > :22:16.OK, come up on the left slowly, up on the left slowly.

:22:17. > :22:54.Just when it seems to be going well...

:22:55. > :22:58.BEAM CLANGS LOUDLY What the BLEEP is that?!

:22:59. > :23:05.What BLEEP happened there, man? What happened there, Gary?!

:23:06. > :23:17.A stud has caught on the edge of the hatch.

:23:18. > :23:24.It needs to go to your right just a little.

:23:25. > :23:36.OK, up on the wire slowly, up on the wire.

:23:37. > :23:49.You're all right, Kev, up you go. Up you go.

:23:50. > :23:58.OK, that's you clear of the masts, clear of the deck.

:23:59. > :24:10.All right, clear. OK, down you go, down you go.

:24:11. > :24:15.All right, Kev, that's you off. Up you go.

:24:16. > :24:18.It's been a good day. Hopefully, by Monday,

:24:19. > :24:23.we should be able to start dropping the new ones in.

:24:24. > :24:39.That'll be it for the day. That's enough. More than enough.

:24:40. > :24:41.Alan can understand why his son Scott

:24:42. > :24:50.You build up your muscles! You do feel it some days.

:24:51. > :24:58.I've seen him coming home and saying, "That was heavy today!"

:24:59. > :25:02.I told him to go to the gym and get built up!

:25:03. > :25:04.He always worries when his son's at work

:25:05. > :25:09.because he's aware of the dangers he faces.

:25:10. > :25:19.they're still your boy or your girl, you know?

:25:20. > :25:36.I'll declare it all clear and then he'll head off.

:25:37. > :25:41.Hopefully, my uncle is, like, a little bit impressed with me,

:25:42. > :25:44.maybe a little bit, even though he'll never admit it.

:25:45. > :25:52.You never know, if I have kids, I might bring them in.

:25:53. > :26:29.I hope naebody stands on my frigging toes!

:26:30. > :26:35.I can't believe we're doing this tonight!

:26:36. > :26:37.That's my glad rags... CHEERING APPLAUSE

:26:38. > :26:47.Yes! Go for it! CHEERING

:26:48. > :26:50.Owner Jill would struggle without her best-known barmaid.

:26:51. > :26:56.ALL SING # Big wheel...

:26:57. > :27:13.MUSIC: "Proud Mary" by Tina Turner

:27:14. > :27:17.Tonight the pub's full... CROWD SINGING

:27:18. > :27:21...not just with boat guys, but with stag and hen parties,

:27:22. > :27:24.for whom going round the harbour pubs is a right of passage.

:27:25. > :27:47.the C A, as it's commonly known between the rest of us.

:27:48. > :27:53.But Jill and Val - they make Aberdeen.

:27:54. > :28:12.It's just been an ace night! It's been magic!

:28:13. > :28:28.Coming up, Keith battles the elements...

:28:29. > :28:34.and the mate went, "Oh, it's rough" and I was like, "Oh, no."

:28:35. > :29:08.Hello, I'm Ellie Crisell with your 90 second update. A terror suspect

:29:09. > :29:11.with an electronic tag is on the run after leaving a mosque disguised in

:29:12. > :29:13.a burka. Mohammed Ahmed Mohammed was last seen