A Very British Holiday

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:00:47. > :00:53.(reveille). First of all, welcome boys, let me introduce you quickly

:00:53. > :00:57.to the rules. You do not leave the campsite for any reason at all. You

:00:57. > :01:01.do not enter the marquee if you are wearing a hat. Water fights, there

:01:01. > :01:05.are three people not allowed to get wet, the oak, the officer of the

:01:05. > :01:09.day, and myself. Everybody else, including Mr Cutts is fair game.

:01:09. > :01:13.The first job we have now, let's unload the van and we will tell you

:01:13. > :01:23.where all the stuff will go. Once we do that, we will gather again

:01:23. > :01:24.

:01:24. > :01:31.and start camp proper. All right? Good, up we go then.

:01:31. > :01:34.At white cliff bay, ob on the Isle of Wight -- on the Isle of Wight,

:01:34. > :01:44.you can see something that is happening all around Britain as a

:01:44. > :01:49.

:01:49. > :01:53.result of the recession, camping is In this small corner of the island,

:01:53. > :02:02.are a cluster of campsites, each providing a different type of

:02:02. > :02:05.holiday for Britain's growing army of campers.

:02:05. > :02:12.It's on the slope, a bit of a nightmare.

:02:13. > :02:18.I'm in the middle. Op -- on the right. I'm scared of

:02:18. > :02:24.spiders and all sorts. I hate caravans! That's a flea.

:02:24. > :02:29.This is the story of a handful of seasoned caravanners. Bit more, bit

:02:29. > :02:39.treading on egg shells. And some of camping's newest recruits. I think

:02:39. > :03:12.

:03:12. > :03:17.Morning ladies. Morning. Alan joined the 2nd Enfield Boys'

:03:17. > :03:21.Brigade at the age of nine, and has worked his way up the ranks to

:03:21. > :03:27.become Company Captain. Hello boys, how are you this morning, no

:03:27. > :03:32.headache, no shivers. First parade eight minutes. Are you all right

:03:32. > :03:36.Tom? Come on boys. Shake a leg. This year he has brought 18 boys to

:03:36. > :03:46.camp, seven of them are here for the first time, and about to start

:03:46. > :03:48.

:03:48. > :03:54.learning the ropes. Morning Reece. Ten kilos of potatos to peel,

:03:54. > :04:04.straight away, please. Out of your pit now, come on.

:04:04. > :04:10.OK, first parade. Come on tent one, John, up. OK,

:04:11. > :04:14.tent inspection is in 50 minutes, parade. Parade full, out.

:04:14. > :04:19.We have boys that are going to private school, we have boys going

:04:19. > :04:26.to grammar school, and we have boys that are going to state secondary

:04:26. > :04:32.modern, or whatever they are called now. But here they are all the same.

:04:32. > :04:36.Reece, pull your shorts up, clau! We don't differentiate, I just want

:04:36. > :04:40.to take boys off the street, if you like, so they are not running

:04:40. > :04:44.around doing nothing, they are doing something creative. It is a

:04:44. > :04:48.very robust week, it runs to a very strict timetable. They have to do

:04:48. > :04:51.potato peeling in the morning, they have to wash their stuff up after

:04:51. > :04:57.the meals. They have tent inspection, table inspection, it is

:04:57. > :05:07.making me sound like I'm a massive disciplinarian. A lot of fun

:05:07. > :05:09.

:05:09. > :05:15.involved. It is good fun! 29 minutes.

:05:15. > :05:19.we're having tent inspection. We take out our stuff, and clean our

:05:19. > :05:23.tent and get marked for it. boys are divided into three tents,

:05:23. > :05:30.with each tent competing against the others to win points, based on

:05:30. > :05:33.daily tasks and contests. minutes. 1-8. A lot of schools

:05:33. > :05:40.nowadays don't do competitions and everybody gets a medal whether you

:05:40. > :05:45.come first or last, that is not real life any more. It never is,

:05:45. > :05:52.once you get out into the real world, you don't get a pat on the

:05:52. > :05:58.back for not doing something, and we have to teach them. Two of our

:05:58. > :06:03.guys had to go to hospital, one got bitten on his neck, had he some

:06:03. > :06:08.lump, and Jem either broke his toe or sprained it, nobody really knows

:06:08. > :06:13.at the moment. This is Matthew's fourth year at camp, he's been

:06:13. > :06:23.appointed second in command of his tent. His younger brother, Anthony,

:06:23. > :06:26.

:06:26. > :06:30.is now old enough to come to camp for the first time.

:06:30. > :06:35.Tent inspection. That tent there has a bottle on the floor. Anthony

:06:35. > :06:41.and his tent mate Joseph are exempt from the inspection, because they

:06:41. > :06:44.have been on potato peeling business. It is different from home,

:06:44. > :06:48.sitting around watching TV, there is a lot more stuff to do around

:06:48. > :06:52.here, it is all fields and beach and stuff. In the suburbs there is

:06:52. > :06:57.hardly anything to do. Because my brother has been here for four

:06:57. > :07:01.years, I have been at home all of the time, while he has been here.

:07:01. > :07:05.Obviously I wasn't old enough. Normal low you spend most of the

:07:05. > :07:09.time -- normally you spend most of the time with my mum. It is really

:07:09. > :07:16.good for me, it is good for her, just get on with it. But there are

:07:16. > :07:23.some points in the day that I feel home sick.

:07:23. > :07:28.What are you thinking at the moment? I don't know.

:07:28. > :07:32.I'm thinking porridge and sasauges because I'm hungry. Porridge.

:07:32. > :07:42.thinking food, I didn't eat a lot yesterday because I wasn't well,

:07:42. > :07:44.

:07:44. > :07:48.I'm starving this morning. Mark deducted. The Boys' Brigade

:07:48. > :07:53.campsite, up on the hillside at white cliff bay, is where youth

:07:53. > :07:58.groups and churches can come and stay at reduced rates. A few fields

:07:58. > :08:08.away are two holiday parks, with static caravans, chalets and

:08:08. > :08:22.

:08:22. > :08:26.camping pitches, as well as family With two little girls of their own,

:08:26. > :08:32.and their older boys from previous relationships, Vicky and Greg's

:08:32. > :08:42.challenge is how to keep everyone happy on holiday.

:08:42. > :08:43.

:08:43. > :08:53.What's going on at the moment decide that is what we might do

:08:53. > :08:55.

:08:55. > :09:03.swimming. Because he's not very keen, are you? We would like to do

:09:03. > :09:13.stuff that he would like to do, wants to do. I would rather go

:09:13. > :09:14.

:09:14. > :09:19.I'm sure we will be going to me, they forget the little things I

:09:19. > :09:27.do do, like cleaning the poo out of the toilet, going to get the water,

:09:27. > :09:32.taking the dirty water away. Ideally I would like to be on a

:09:32. > :09:37.cruise somewhere, that was one of the best holidays we had. What can

:09:37. > :09:40.kennels. That is not what I had children for, I enjoy being with

:09:40. > :09:44.the children and seeing them happy, that is what a holiday for me is

:09:44. > :09:49.all about, seeing them, seeing the things I used to do when I was

:09:49. > :09:54.little through their eyes. That is what I get out of it. It is the

:09:54. > :10:02.freedom they can have here, it is fantastic. We moan about them, and

:10:02. > :10:10.they are never satisfied, they are have children. Because we love

:10:10. > :10:19.getting screamed at. That is what we are here for. Is everybody

:10:19. > :10:27.hungry? You bet your life we are. Is everybody brown? Bolla.

:10:27. > :10:35.The only woman allowed at camp is Alan's wife, Angela. She started

:10:35. > :10:39.and it comes to camp every year. I because they will scratch it to

:10:40. > :10:46.death. The impression I have got, they spend so much time with

:10:46. > :10:53.computer games, and so much time with hand-held gadgets, and TV, and

:10:53. > :11:03.things, I always wonder how they to do these activities. But I think

:11:03. > :11:12.

:11:12. > :11:17.going to be a good camp. Gentleman for table inspection, let's make it

:11:17. > :11:23.good, go. We have to clean the table and the

:11:23. > :11:33.we can. Namdi get a tea towel. Namdi start doing the thing, get

:11:33. > :11:37.

:11:37. > :11:46.the dishes up. Look at that! Don't stuff. I enjoy it. Just take as bit

:11:46. > :11:51.Probably next camp, or something, I will be used to it. You lost marks

:11:51. > :11:58.yesterday, take it off, wash it properly. This is dirty water

:11:58. > :12:07.though. It's OK, wash it properly. It's disgusting. I sometimes want

:12:07. > :12:15.to interfere with some of the gosh, don't talk to them like that,

:12:15. > :12:24.later on in life they will be, they will think, I'm stupid, or I'm this

:12:24. > :12:32.or that. 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1. He's well run

:12:32. > :12:36.out of time. Get the benches in, away. Go Joseph.

:12:36. > :12:40.Like most of the new boys, this is Tom's first week away from his

:12:40. > :12:45.parents. I'm looking for my hat. It has

:12:45. > :12:55.disappeared. We think it's in the tent somewhere. I'm going to look

:12:55. > :13:00.

:13:00. > :13:07.there. What are you doing, Alan? Checking

:13:07. > :13:14.for cleanliness, primarily. Obviously to make sure that all the

:13:14. > :13:18.cutry and -- cuttlery and everything is clean. If it is not

:13:18. > :13:26.facing inwards they lose a quarter of the mark. Soap in the cup,

:13:26. > :13:31.Michael has run out of time. That is completely not acceptable.

:13:31. > :13:34.They should be equal distance away, slightly out, spot on. Very good,

:13:34. > :13:38.you see. One of the objects of the Boys' Brigade is discipline. You

:13:38. > :13:48.need discipline in life, if you don't have it, you will not get on

:13:48. > :13:48.

:13:48. > :13:57.in life, you will not get a decent job, you just end up, I don't know.

:13:57. > :14:01.I don't want to say, I'm not going to say that.

:14:01. > :14:11.I knew when I was looking at it, there was something wrong here. The

:14:11. > :14:11.

:14:11. > :14:19.cups are completely on the wrong side, that should be that side.

:14:19. > :14:24.Like that. I'm looking for my coat. I'll go

:14:24. > :14:30.and have a look for it, is it definitely not in your case. I have

:14:30. > :14:38.been looking in my bags and I can't find it. Tom, where is your hat?

:14:38. > :14:42.it is in the medical tent, because the hatband broke, and then we put

:14:42. > :14:45.it in the stores tent, and then it went missing, and they found it

:14:46. > :14:53.again, and it is in the medical tent at the moment.

:14:53. > :15:03.It is the biggest hat so far. I'm hoping it will win the hat

:15:03. > :15:33.

:15:33. > :15:39.# Where is love # Does it fall from skies above

:15:39. > :15:49.# Is it underneath # The willow tree

:15:49. > :15:55.

:15:55. > :15:59.# That I've been dreaming of # Where is she

:15:59. > :16:02.# Who...At The holiday park, rehearsals are under way for the

:16:02. > :16:09.weekly talent show, the winner gets a certificate, and the chance to

:16:09. > :16:19.compete for the grand prize of �100 worth of vouchers and a trophy.

:16:19. > :16:35.

:16:35. > :16:39.# Where is love Big round of applause, amazing.

:16:39. > :16:43.Don't be nervous, everyone's the same amount of nerves, OK, if you

:16:43. > :16:49.want to do this job in a few years time, then this is a great place to

:16:49. > :16:54.start. It is a great experience, OK. How do you think it went Cory. That

:16:54. > :16:58.is your stage when you get up there. You are going to destroy it. Don't

:16:58. > :17:04.worry about it, go for it, if you mess up with the timing, who cares,

:17:04. > :17:14.yeah. Thank you very much. See you later

:17:14. > :17:17.

:17:17. > :17:22.on, don't forget your CD. Thank you, Up on the hillside, across the

:17:22. > :17:30.hedge from the Boys' Brigade, the congregation of Trinity Road chapel

:17:30. > :17:34.from south London are spending their annual week under canvas.

:17:34. > :17:39.The church have invited newcomer Michael to join them on holiday,

:17:39. > :17:44.following the recent death of his cousin. My cousin passed away, he

:17:45. > :17:49.got murdered, shot to death and that. It has been hard-mitting,

:17:49. > :17:55.because it does hurt. It is too much. Do you know what I mean. It

:17:55. > :18:00.is too much, it is a bit difficult when you are on holiday. When your

:18:00. > :18:05.emotions are in a position that's a bit negative, you don't want to

:18:05. > :18:14.kill people's joy, you don't want to bring things up.

:18:14. > :18:20.You do put on the smile, just because you see everyone truly

:18:20. > :18:24.enjoying themselves. Michael, one of the things that he said to me,

:18:24. > :18:29.he says he has run out of fingers on his hands for the number of

:18:29. > :18:34.people he knows that have been shot and killed. When you lose a loved

:18:34. > :18:44.one, there is no doing OK. Michael has understood that with friends,

:18:44. > :19:11.

:19:11. > :19:18.but now he understands it with Am I ugly enough! Oliver is a bit

:19:18. > :19:27.dirty, so we will have to dress me up. At seven, Adam's already an old

:19:27. > :19:33.hand at talent shows. Do your voice warm-ups, please.

:19:33. > :19:41.You see it's torn, and so it's quite old, it is torn. Turn around

:19:41. > :19:47.scruff. He loves what he does, he's just a

:19:47. > :19:52.great kid, I'm biased, I know. might get stage fright? You haven't

:19:53. > :20:01.had that before, have you? I get nervous for him, yeah, I do get

:20:01. > :20:08.nervous for him. He just doesn't seem to have any nerves. If I win,

:20:08. > :20:17.I will face the champions of the whole country. They will perform

:20:17. > :20:24.the grand prize, which is about �50,000-�60,000. How would you like

:20:24. > :20:29.to win �50,000-�60,000. That will be very nice, that is not what

:20:29. > :20:38.people will win. It is not about winning, what do we say? It is

:20:38. > :20:42.about taking part. I'm not doing it for the

:20:42. > :20:50.competition, I'm doing to enjoy it. Even when I do it in school, I do

:20:50. > :20:55.it to have fun. It is a bonus then if you come first. I'm singing

:20:55. > :21:00.Delilah by Tom Jones, it is a boyfriend, girlfriend breaking up,

:21:00. > :21:05.and the boyfriend going to the house, but things get a little bit

:21:05. > :21:09.complicated. Although no strange Tory the karaoke machine, this is

:21:09. > :21:13.13-year-old Cory's first time competing at a large holiday park.

:21:13. > :21:20.He should have some good support tonight, there will be about ten of

:21:20. > :21:25.us. His mother, Maxine, Spencer, his brother, his auntie Linda, his

:21:25. > :21:31.uncle John, my niece, Lauren, and a couple of friends we have staying

:21:31. > :21:38.down here from our local village back in South Wales.

:21:38. > :21:48.Teenagers, innit. Aftershave now! Just smell nice for

:21:48. > :21:56.

:21:56. > :22:04.Can you do it without burning yourself? Do you know how to do it?

:22:04. > :22:08.I know how to do it. Try to do one at a time, darling, not two.

:22:08. > :22:12.Ha ha. Ha ha.

:22:12. > :22:20.It's all the fun of barbecuing, isn't it. It's just nice and

:22:20. > :22:24.peaceful. Let me turn him round. It's his way

:22:24. > :22:28.of relaxing, it is my way of getting stressed. I wouldn't really

:22:28. > :22:33.like to be sitting round there, on my own, turning over burgers, I

:22:33. > :22:40.would probably try and think of something else to do, try and

:22:40. > :22:49.multitask, and the burgers would burn, so.

:22:49. > :22:54.Oi, what's going on in there. (kids screaming) I want my own wine! I

:22:54. > :23:01.want my own wine! You're not having wine Connie. Please mummy. You just

:23:01. > :23:06.think about that before you do it. I'll go and get some wine. You just

:23:06. > :23:11.dare. I think you know when you meet the right person, everything

:23:11. > :23:15.seems to gel. We have our moments. It might not look it to everybody

:23:15. > :23:21.else, but to us this is stress-free. We have had a good time, the

:23:21. > :23:31.children have had a good time. haven't! Ha ha.

:23:31. > :23:34.

:23:34. > :23:38.These burgers, are done. (beeping) Is Is that the smoke

:23:38. > :23:46.alarm, how the hell can you burn something, you are not cooking, you

:23:46. > :23:54.are only warming it up! # Beauty from skies above

:23:54. > :23:57.I have always said it is granddad reincarnated.

:23:57. > :24:01.# Until I am beside # The someone

:24:01. > :24:05.# I can mean # Something to

:24:05. > :24:13.I don't know, I like to think somewhere he's giving him the

:24:13. > :24:23.inspiration to do what he does. # Where is love

:24:23. > :24:25.

:24:25. > :24:30.Well done. How did you think it went? Real

:24:30. > :24:35.good. He gets undivided attention, being the only child. He normally

:24:35. > :24:39.has some attention, if not mine, his dad, his nan or granddad. We

:24:39. > :24:42.try not to big him up too much, if he is rubbish at something, we say,

:24:42. > :24:45.you are rubbish. We are all for learning your capablities,

:24:45. > :24:55.admitting your capablities, if you are really good at something you

:24:55. > :24:57.

:24:57. > :25:02.should get praised for it. # A-b-c- d-e-f-g. You try not to be my child

:25:02. > :25:06.is wonderful to everybody. Most people think their child is

:25:06. > :25:13.wonderful. Everyone's child is special. Special to them. Do you

:25:13. > :25:19.think I'm proud of you? Yeah. course I am, very proud.

:25:20. > :25:28.# I saw the light # On the night by your window

:25:28. > :25:38.# I saw flickering shadows of love # On her blind

:25:38. > :25:38.

:25:38. > :25:48.# She was my woman # As she could see me

:25:48. > :25:48.

:25:48. > :25:58.# I must have went out of my mind # My my my Delilah

:25:58. > :26:03.

:26:03. > :26:08.# My why why why Delilah # So before they come

:26:08. > :26:16.# To break down the door # For give me Delilah

:26:16. > :26:26.# I just couldn't take any more # Forgive me Delilah

:26:26. > :26:29.

:26:29. > :26:39.# I just couldn't take any more Well done Cory. Are we ready now to

:26:39. > :26:43.

:26:43. > :26:53.go over? OK. Key.

:26:53. > :27:15.

:27:15. > :27:21.I burnt the ciabatta slightly, it is still edible, just cut it off.

:27:21. > :27:28.It will be fine. To be fair, you have improved, when I first met you

:27:28. > :27:33.it was anything. It was like this charcoal taste! I think with our

:27:33. > :27:37.children and our family, we have got to laugh and stick together.

:27:37. > :27:40.doesn't matter what you have got, as long as you have come from a

:27:40. > :27:44.happy home, that is the most important thing. Obviously we have

:27:44. > :27:53.both got failed marriages, but it is nice to think now that we can

:27:53. > :27:56.try and put that right now, and work hard together. I think maybe

:27:56. > :28:06.both of us took a while to grow up, that is life, that is just how it

:28:06. > :28:18.

:28:18. > :28:21.Be careful on that seat, don't mess Good evening, hiya, we have got

:28:21. > :28:27.some very, very nervous contestants waiting back stage, when they do

:28:27. > :28:31.come out, please give them a lot of respect, it is quite scare quay to

:28:31. > :28:41.come up on the stage -- squarey to come up on the stage.

:28:41. > :28:45.I hope I don't freeze. Contestant number one, it's Cory!

:28:45. > :28:51.All right, how are you doing? You are all right? There we go, you

:28:51. > :29:00.have got hold of that mic, we have got Cory tonight, singing Delilah

:29:00. > :29:10.by Tom Jones, take it away. Come on!

:29:10. > :29:23.

:29:23. > :29:33.# Forgive me Delilah # I just couldn't take any more

:29:33. > :29:33.

:29:33. > :29:37.# Forgive me Delilah # I just couldn't take any more

:29:37. > :29:44.APPLAUSE Give it up for Cory. Well done. How

:29:44. > :29:51.do you think it went? Amazing! There we go, one more time for

:29:51. > :29:57.Cory! Well done Cory. Pop yourself down and wait in the wings then. A

:29:57. > :30:05.round of applause now for our next contestant, Adam. Hiya Adam.

:30:05. > :30:12.All right? Yeah. How are you doing? Fine. My granddad does that, he

:30:12. > :30:18.goes, am I done. You have turned it off, you see the buttons, don't

:30:18. > :30:23.touch them! OK. Is that all right now? Yes. How are you, are you

:30:23. > :30:27.nervous? I'm a little bit nervous. And what are you doing this

:30:27. > :30:37.evening? Singing! You're singing. All right then, put your hands

:30:37. > :30:59.

:30:59. > :31:09.together for Adam, singing Where Is # Where is love

:31:09. > :31:10.

:31:10. > :31:20.# Does it pour from skies above # Where is

:31:20. > :31:23.

:31:23. > :31:30.# Love APPLAUSE.

:31:30. > :31:40.Give a round of applause there for Adam. Wow. Didn't he do well.

:31:40. > :31:42.

:31:42. > :31:48.Well done. Here is the beehive where are the

:31:48. > :31:57.bees? Hiding inside where nobody sees. Wait for them come creeping,

:31:57. > :32:03.out of their hide, 1-2-3-4-5! Buzzzzzzzzz.

:32:03. > :32:09.APPLAUSE Well done nat tash Shah, that was

:32:10. > :32:13.fantastic, are you going to take a little bow. Take a bow.

:32:13. > :32:18.Give it up for nat tash Shah, and mum.

:32:18. > :32:21.So, then, we are going to find out who the winner of the talent show

:32:21. > :32:31.this evening is. Boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, we need a

:32:31. > :32:33.

:32:33. > :32:42.drum roll on your tables. It's Adam. Well done Adam.

:32:42. > :32:52.Are you all right? Are they happy tears? Well done!

:32:52. > :32:55.

:32:55. > :33:02.There we go. You look a bit sad? Yeah, but as

:33:02. > :33:12.you can see it is happy tears, I always get them.

:33:12. > :33:21.

:33:21. > :33:26.Happy tears? Your mic stopped working at one point. It did.

:33:26. > :33:29.just does it for the fun of it, he doesn't care if he comes first and

:33:29. > :33:34.second, he just enjoys it, that is what it is all about in life,

:33:34. > :33:40.enjoying what you do. If you can win you win, if you can't, you just

:33:40. > :33:46.enjoy yourself you enjoyed yourself. Congratulations.

:33:46. > :33:56.There we are. Come on let's go back to the mob

:33:56. > :33:56.

:33:56. > :34:38.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 41 seconds

:34:38. > :34:44.5, 10, 15, 25020. Come on. seconds.

:34:44. > :34:50.On your marks, get set, go. Just timing them on their timed race up

:34:50. > :34:54.between Oliver and Kirsty, just to burn some energy off so they sleep

:34:54. > :34:58.well. 25, 27 seconds. That was cheating, because you pushed it

:34:58. > :35:05.back up instead of scooting. you have a go and I will get my

:35:05. > :35:11.phone and time. I will have your watch and time you. I will be hours

:35:11. > :35:15.not seconds. My back restricts me, the problems with my back restricts

:35:15. > :35:20.me, activity-wise, over the years it has progressed and progressed,

:35:20. > :35:25.gradually worse. A few operations to ease the ailments, it has stayed

:35:25. > :35:29.steady for a good amount of time, hopefully things are static now.

:35:29. > :35:33.Just carry on with what we are doing with the kids. Paul has

:35:33. > :35:42.always been a keen camper. But he had to convince Karen that bringing

:35:42. > :35:49.the kids camping would be fun for her too. I did camping a lot when I

:35:49. > :35:58.was little. But I'm finding it harder as I get older. You like

:35:58. > :36:02.your MoD-cons. I know it is great for the kids. I don't think I would

:36:02. > :36:07.come again. Dad could come with three kids. You could stay in a

:36:07. > :36:13.hotel nearby. I could, make you jealous, flushing toilets and tele.

:36:14. > :36:23.I don't miss it at all, not having it. Seems a lot of people have

:36:24. > :36:28.

:36:28. > :36:35.Ten-minute warning forfeits feets. How can you describe -- For Feats

:36:35. > :36:40.of Strength feets. How can you describe Feats of Strength. It

:36:40. > :36:44.wears them out. Hanging on to the bar, push-ups, heavy stuff we need

:36:44. > :36:48.to carry from one end to another. It is another element of

:36:48. > :36:51.competition. I said that, listen. Everything we do throughout the

:36:51. > :37:00.whole week is competitive, inter- tent and against the staff. Which

:37:00. > :37:05.tent do you think will win? Tent two. Tent three. Tent three,

:37:05. > :37:08.because we are sporting. There is a sense of the ridiculous, the

:37:08. > :37:18.pointlessness of it. This will be my fourth year, I won't get wet,

:37:18. > :37:48.

:37:48. > :37:56.not on this one. You're all right, man.

:37:57. > :38:06.What is to beat? 1.56 innit. Ahhh. Are you trying to get to two

:38:07. > :38:06.

:38:07. > :38:12.minutes? 2.10. Ahhhh. The beauty of a waterproof coat.

:38:12. > :38:17.Well done, 2.12. Look how dry I am with the waterproof coat. I think

:38:17. > :38:21.it is going to be tired now, because there is different people

:38:21. > :38:29.good at different things in the tent, so like overall it is a bit

:38:29. > :38:33.difficult. At least if we lose we lose with dignity. Tent three down

:38:33. > :38:38.here. One of the officers in charge of entertainment is Alan's step-son,

:38:38. > :38:48.Chris. He has been with the Boys' Brigade since the age of five, he

:38:48. > :38:50.

:38:50. > :38:55.left briefly at 18. Then my mum, who obviously oaks here, she is --

:38:55. > :38:59.cooks here, she asked me to come back to help as staff. I couldn't

:38:59. > :39:04.believe I had missed it, I was asked on a lads holiday next year,

:39:04. > :39:08.and I would rather be at camp. A lot of camps on the Isle of Wight

:39:08. > :39:12.won't even have an entertainments programme, they let the kids have

:39:12. > :39:19.free time. I think problems develop when they are allowed to do what

:39:19. > :39:27.they want to do, they get edgey and start mucking around. Want me to

:39:27. > :39:35.have your glasses. Don't want them to get broken. John, go, go. They

:39:35. > :39:39.won't have a week like this never their life, it is make sure they

:39:39. > :39:46.have a good time. All the ones here, apart from the first year, were

:39:46. > :39:53.here last year. Did we win? I don't know where they are, I have lost

:39:53. > :40:03.them. Wrfrpblgts are they? -- Why are they? Tom they are

:40:03. > :40:39.

:40:39. > :40:47.Just thinking the difference, the contrast of like the past two weeks,

:40:47. > :40:52.and then I'm up here next to sea, sand, sun. The people around me

:40:52. > :41:02.that care, all of that. I know that just back in London, my aunt is

:41:02. > :41:08.

:41:08. > :41:14.still grieving, there is rioting, It doesn't really matter, this life

:41:14. > :41:19.doesn't matter this much, it is the other one that matters the most.

:41:19. > :41:25.It's all going to come to an end, whether you get cancer or live for

:41:25. > :41:33.100 years, everybody is gonna die. So when my cousin died, it hurts to

:41:34. > :41:43.know it was cut short, either way, everybody will die. How old was he?

:41:44. > :42:06.

:42:06. > :42:10.He was 18. He just got shot. It's Coming up here, has helped me to

:42:10. > :42:14.heal up. When you are up here, you are in peace, you are all right. Do

:42:14. > :42:19.you know what I mean, the camp as well, I'm camping, doing things

:42:19. > :42:23.that are just not the norm. Being around nature, right now I'm around

:42:23. > :42:29.water, it's all claustrophobic in London. You are on buses that are

:42:29. > :42:36.crowded, you are on cars that are in traffic. Up here you've got

:42:36. > :42:41.space, no traffic, no noise, you got nature, you can just appreciate

:42:41. > :42:47.God's creations and that. See certain animals that you don't

:42:47. > :42:52.usually see. Like what sort of animals? Not animals, you know,

:42:52. > :42:57.insects, actually. Not that I appreciate them, but little things

:42:57. > :43:03.that wildlife, things you don't come across all the time. I have

:43:03. > :43:08.seen cows, sheep, goats. I have seen people riding horses, just

:43:08. > :43:18.normally like they are cars and that.

:43:18. > :43:34.

:43:34. > :43:44.Grab him! Grab him! Grab him. Towards the end of the week, the

:43:44. > :43:49.

:43:49. > :43:54.new boys are getting into the swing of things at camp. Ahhhh, ahhh.

:43:54. > :43:58.It's fun. You won't know that much, it is only your first year. Yeah.

:43:58. > :44:06.You have to find out. One part of me, I do feel a little bit home

:44:06. > :44:10.sick, but the other part, I have got a -- gotta think, she needs her

:44:10. > :44:15.time, and it is good fun to come here and play with our friends, it

:44:15. > :44:20.is a win-win. When you come away, just make sure you behave, if you

:44:20. > :44:25.behave you can do loads more stuff. You will enjoy yourself more. If

:44:25. > :44:29.you don't behave, it will probably be a weekend wasted, basically. The

:44:29. > :44:34.more you behave, the more things you get to do.

:44:34. > :44:42.Good old fashioned fun, there is no substitute for it. It is harmless,

:44:42. > :44:52.at the end of the day. Boys will be boys. I think they are not allowed

:44:52. > :44:53.

:44:53. > :45:00.to be any more. We had a mastive bundle in the

:45:00. > :45:05.field -- massive bundle last night, every member of the camp was being

:45:05. > :45:10.jumped on by the boys, that is boys being boys, some of the boys

:45:10. > :45:13.haven't got a father at home to do that. They can't have that manly

:45:13. > :45:18.thing where they challenge authority, they can't do it in that

:45:18. > :45:26.sort of environment, here they can. We throw them simply across back

:45:26. > :45:32.the field, they bounce, and they steam straight in there. Omph, oh!

:45:32. > :45:36.Good lad, are you all right Namdi. I'm all right? Yeah, see! You know.

:45:36. > :45:42.Seeing some of these things that these lads are doing now, with this.

:45:42. > :45:45.They would never do this at home? If they did, they would then

:45:45. > :45:51.probably they would have the police down on them, or they would cause a

:45:51. > :45:58.riot, this is harmless fun, they happen to be water brom bombing the

:45:58. > :46:08.Bromley Girls' Brigade -- promably -- bombing the Bromley Girls'

:46:08. > :46:09.

:46:09. > :46:18.Brigade at the moment. My good is stuck under that rock.

:46:18. > :46:23.You hold your hand there. Don't slip over!

:46:23. > :46:28.Dad, mind out your shoes. I haven't got them on. Are you just going to

:46:28. > :46:33.leave them there? No, somebody else can have them, I don't need them.

:46:33. > :46:39.Look he has grabbed hold of the Spam and he's eating it, look.

:46:39. > :46:45.Karen never wanted any children. But here we are with three of them

:46:45. > :46:48.now. I'm not maternal at all, not until I met Paul, really. I wasn't

:46:48. > :46:57.getting married, hated boys. The thing is, with children you can't

:46:57. > :47:02.go further afield, like you used to. It clips your wings a little bit.

:47:02. > :47:06.Lauren is 12, nearly 13, the other day she was bringing the shampoo

:47:06. > :47:10.home, she kept dropping it, she came in and said it's your fault

:47:10. > :47:16.this shampoo is falling on the floor, and she threw it in the tent.

:47:16. > :47:22.That was my fault, because she wasn't holding it properly.

:47:22. > :47:27.even told us she wouldn't be a a typical teenager. When my sister is

:47:27. > :47:32.having kids, and I was always around with my sister's kids, I

:47:32. > :47:39.could cope with it, I thought I could be a dad. I can handle that.

:47:39. > :47:44.How is he doing so far? Not that bad, OK. Do I pass the test. Just

:47:44. > :47:49.skimmed it. Only joking. There must be a child's aspect, a child's view

:47:49. > :47:56.of parents. Firm but fair. Is that what we are? No, I wouldn't say,

:47:56. > :48:06.firm, but you are fair.Am I. That's all right. Firm but fair and the

:48:06. > :48:14.best dad in the world. Don't push it! Wow, look at him.

:48:14. > :48:24.It won't eat them. Leave him mum. Let him walk off the edge.

:48:24. > :48:47.

:48:47. > :48:54.There you go. There he is. Ten-minute warning Beach Parade,

:48:54. > :48:58.hat judging and Beach Olympics. 'S gonna win the Big Hat

:48:58. > :49:01.Competition it's going to win it, nobody has a hat bigger than his,

:49:01. > :49:11.unless they have folded it up and put it in their suitcase. I will

:49:11. > :49:23.

:49:23. > :49:27.see you in the Biggest Hat I made it with my mum and dad,

:49:27. > :49:33.because they wouldn't let me use the scalpel by myself, because I

:49:33. > :49:43.might cut off my sister's head. But I won't. She's my sister. I better

:49:43. > :49:44.

:49:44. > :49:51.go and get ready now. Have you got a Sheriff's badge,

:49:51. > :50:01.Dairy Milk, none of them in the old days! We have jeans, checkered

:50:01. > :50:02.

:50:02. > :50:06.shirt, waistcoat, no-one did a good hat these days. He's wearing it?

:50:07. > :50:11.What Euan's? No on Tom's head. Tom's, that hat is absolutely

:50:11. > :50:20.brilliant, remind me at teatime, it is an extra ten points for the hat.

:50:20. > :50:26.Tent two, this is excellent duff, have you got one? Have you lost it.

:50:26. > :50:29.Extra ten points. Are you pleased? Yeah. We always lose, it doesn't

:50:29. > :50:39.matter. We are good at losing, that is the whole point of our tent,

:50:39. > :50:56.

:50:56. > :51:06.Hey John, come on, man. Now Billy.

:51:06. > :51:17.

:51:17. > :51:27.Oh, oh. Good one! 3-2-1, go! You've gone it,

:51:27. > :51:45.

:51:45. > :51:52.For the Boys' Brigade, the climax of the intertent competition is an

:51:52. > :51:58.afternoon of Beach Olympics. First place tent 1, second place staff,

:51:58. > :52:08.third place tent three, last place tent two.

:52:08. > :52:20.

:52:20. > :52:24.Nice and gentle. Don't move, don't even nod, do you

:52:25. > :52:28.understand, good, that means you do. Last competition for the Beach

:52:28. > :52:32.Olympics is basically the first years get wrapped up as a mummy,

:52:32. > :52:39.what they don't know is the rest of the company are off doing something

:52:39. > :52:44.else. We do mark them on how well the mummy is wrapped, but they

:52:44. > :52:51.don't know that we don't care what is happening, eventually one of

:52:51. > :53:01.them might twig, but that's it. That's a mean game? Camp is mean in

:53:01. > :53:18.

:53:18. > :53:23.Crabbing, never done that before, I didn't even know there were crabs

:53:23. > :53:31.in the UK. Can I keep this, dad? What are you going to call him?

:53:31. > :53:41.A lot of things I want to do before I'm gone, fishing all day! I want

:53:41. > :53:43.

:53:43. > :53:50.to see a waterfall. I live waterfall, dive off of it, I want

:53:50. > :53:58.to go skiing, I want to deep-sea dive in the coral blue stuff. I've

:53:58. > :54:02.got the crab. Cool. The world is a big place, I

:54:03. > :54:12.probably won't get to travel it all any way. One down, how many more to

:54:13. > :54:37.

:54:37. > :54:41.APPLAUSE I would just like to say, thank you

:54:41. > :54:47.for everything you lot have been here through a difficult time. You

:54:47. > :54:52.have all helped to uplift my spirit, in unique ways. It has been good,

:54:52. > :54:56.seeing games and all of that, and being able to get away from my

:54:56. > :55:06.usual environment. I really appreciate, may God bless you all.

:55:06. > :55:14.

:55:15. > :55:22.It's all coming to an end. It is a blessing, you know. It is something

:55:22. > :55:26.that I would encourage a lot of my friend back home to do.

:55:27. > :55:31.I come down, it don't matter if you feel like a bit of a nerd or

:55:31. > :55:38.whatever, just feel free, mess around.

:55:38. > :55:43.# Thank you today # Thank you to dog too. I'm not

:55:43. > :55:47.going to miss the insects though, I am not going to miss that. I can't

:55:47. > :55:54.wait to get home and have a hot shower and that.

:55:54. > :56:04.See you Sunday. See you Sunday. Take care man. See you on Sunday.

:56:04. > :56:13.

:56:13. > :56:17.See you Sunday. Good job. Dog. Going home today, we have to get

:56:17. > :56:24.everything in the field packed up before we have to leave, to go to

:56:24. > :56:33.the ferry. To get back into England. It has been one of the best times

:56:33. > :56:40.of my life so far. I can't wait until next year. It's quite sad

:56:40. > :56:47.actually today. The week has gone quite quickly, I always feel I miss

:56:47. > :56:50.a lot during the week because of this. But seeing them exhausted,

:56:50. > :56:56.and when they are getting back to the hall and seeing their faces

:56:56. > :57:00.when they see their parents. That is lovely as well. It is a nice

:57:00. > :57:04.feeling today. Far too tired to be sad, to be honest, I think relief

:57:04. > :57:09.is the biggest thing, that it has gone well, that is it is over. We

:57:09. > :57:15.have one boy that lost half his toenail this morning after kicking

:57:15. > :57:18.something, his parents will be spending the evening down at north

:57:18. > :57:22.Middlesex Hospital, no doubt. If you forgive me, I have stuff to do.

:57:22. > :57:31.If you don't mind. In one way I want to stay here, in another way I

:57:32. > :57:38.want to go home, I am a mummy's boy, so. You're the baby. Yeah. I think

:57:38. > :57:43.she's missing us. Yeah, probably. Unless someone's eating it, it is

:57:43. > :57:48.on the van. If not, you can always buy your sister a new one.

:57:48. > :57:53.sister's hobby horse that she lent me has gone missing, the head has