0:00:02 > 0:00:04This programme contains strong language.
0:00:04 > 0:00:08- The freedom of your first-ever festival blow out with your mates. - I like this song.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11A chance to throw caution out of the window...
0:00:11 > 0:00:13I can't wait for the queues.
0:00:13 > 0:00:17..for a manic mashup of music and mayhem...
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Holly, let's get some chips.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23..far from the beady eyes of Mum and Dad.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25You come to a festival to get drunk.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Except in this case, the parents have pitched up too.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31That looks really good.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33And they're secretly watching their every move.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37- She's out of control, Kim. That is shocking.- I don't like it.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40All right, I'll go home, then.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Coming up - will party girl Lauren...
0:00:42 > 0:00:45She's going to be such a handful tonight and I don't want that.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47I genuinely don't know what's going on, like.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50..finally learn when enough is enough?
0:00:50 > 0:00:53I don't know what's going on. Do you know what's going on?
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- I'm going home. - No.- That is shocking.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00And will big-time drinker Chris live up to his mum's high expectations?
0:01:00 > 0:01:03I aren't going to drink too much. I'm going to be responsible.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Or come back to earth with a bump?
0:01:05 > 0:01:07He's going to be so embarrassed
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- when he knows that I've seen him like that.- Yeah.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11As one way or another...
0:01:11 > 0:01:14You are never going to live this down, ever.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17..someone is in for a serious shock.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19I really can't believe you're here.
0:01:25 > 0:01:30Meet 19-year-old party-loving student Lauren from Plymouth.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Lauren lives at home with mum Kim and stepdad Dave.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37It's Lauren's first festival trip
0:01:37 > 0:01:40and she's on a mission to embrace all that's on offer.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42I've never really been to a festival
0:01:42 > 0:01:45so I don't know really what to expect, but..
0:01:45 > 0:01:47I'm sure anything that comes my way I'll...
0:01:47 > 0:01:49I'll more than likely go for it.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Lauren's no stranger to letting her hair down and a weekend away
0:01:54 > 0:01:58at a festival means she can indulge in her love of a party.
0:01:58 > 0:02:04A lot of my friends call me "Legolas" off Lord of the Rings
0:02:04 > 0:02:06because I'm always drunk, so I'm always like "Legless".
0:02:06 > 0:02:10My mum and dad would be shocked of how much I drink.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Me and my mum have always had like a really close bond.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16I do tell her a lot, but I don't tell her everything.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Well, I don't think she drinks excessively.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- I worry about it.- You do.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Because I think she drinks far too much for a young lady.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26No, I think it's moderate, so I disagree.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28We'll agree to disagree there.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Stepdad Dave has been in Lauren's life
0:02:30 > 0:02:34since she was two years old and discipline is well and truly his department.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36I'm the enforcer.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Definitely you're the enforcer. I am...
0:02:38 > 0:02:42I know I am too soft because I always... I've just got...
0:02:42 > 0:02:44I just always feel sorry for her.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46I would say my stepdad is pretty strict.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49I feel that if he, you know, wasn't with my mum and my mum was single,
0:02:49 > 0:02:52like my mum was a single mum, she'd probably let me do what I want.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56For Lauren's parents, the festival scene is full of potential pitfalls.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59It's hard to talk about the environment of a festival.
0:02:59 > 0:03:04I can only go on my ignorance and assuming that drugs
0:03:04 > 0:03:07are free-flowing, there's loads of beer, loads of casual sex.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Put it this way up.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Joining Lauren for loads of fun are new BFF Georgia...
0:03:12 > 0:03:15I think we're going to have such a good time together at this festival.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17It's going to be absolutely brilliant.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19..and best friend Holly.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21This festival, I've got a feeling it's going to be pretty
0:03:21 > 0:03:24intense, it is going to be amazing.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Holly, I've known probably about eight years, maybe nine,
0:03:26 > 0:03:29and we're kind of like a married couple at the same time,
0:03:29 > 0:03:31like we'll bicker and we'll argue
0:03:31 > 0:03:35but it'll never be to the point where we're not friends any more.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Kim's hoping this weekend will prove to Dave that Lauren's
0:03:38 > 0:03:40partying isn't out of control.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43I think the experience will help you let go a little bit,
0:03:43 > 0:03:49try and maybe make you a little bit more relaxed about her behaviour
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- when she goes out.- Mmm. - Yeah, I think it will.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56- I think it will really help, really help.- Yeah.
0:03:56 > 0:04:01Joining her on his first ever festival weekender is 20-year-old amateur boxer Chris,
0:04:01 > 0:04:05whose actions speak louder than words.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Since I was 11 years old I've wanted to turn professional in boxing
0:04:08 > 0:04:11and I'll basically work as hard as I can to get where
0:04:11 > 0:04:13I want to get with that.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Chris lives at home in Hull with his mum Doreen.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18I would like to see Chris reach his dream,
0:04:18 > 0:04:20which is to become a pro boxer.
0:04:20 > 0:04:25MUSIC: Theme from "Rocky"
0:04:25 > 0:04:29But I'm very proud of Chris. He was a very shy and withdrawn
0:04:29 > 0:04:33young child who's really kind of grown into somebody with
0:04:33 > 0:04:37a lot of confidence that can go out and do things with his life.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41Chris is dedicated to training for nine months of the year.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45This first-ever festival trip is his chance to KO that strict regime.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48This is my last big weekend before I start training for the boxing season.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51I aren't going to be able to drink for around a year after this.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53- Let's do our shots. Cheers.- Cheers.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57I've always told them that there's nothing wrong with drinking,
0:04:57 > 0:05:01it's the amount you drink. He knows my standing on this.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Hoover. Come on, you spilt it, hoover. Hoover. Hoover.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05He's going to be drinking piss this weekend so why not?
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Yeah, hoover.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09If you drink too much you don't know what you're doing
0:05:09 > 0:05:11and then you could do something you wouldn't normally do.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13And you've spilt it more, hoover.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Oh, you're a dick.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19That's what happens if you spill a beer this weekend,
0:05:19 > 0:05:23you have to hoover it up, even if it's on a muddy field.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25I'm sure I've shown you how to do this before.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Alongside the discipline needed to box, Chris has been raised
0:05:28 > 0:05:32with strict values provided by his mum's Christian beliefs.
0:05:32 > 0:05:37Chris has been brought up with the moral standings of a Christian.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39I hope that in his everyday life that comes across.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41It does when I see him.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44The side of me my mum sees is like the good boy, the nice boy,
0:05:44 > 0:05:47the please and thank you, but maybe when I've had a few drinks that
0:05:47 > 0:05:51goes a little bit and I turn more into a little bit of the crazy guy.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Mum Doreen will be following Chris to the festival,
0:05:54 > 0:05:57hoping he keeps his discipline and manners intact.
0:05:57 > 0:06:02I'm hoping to learn that Chris is the boy that I think he is.
0:06:02 > 0:06:07I would like him to respect people, especially women, so it'd be really
0:06:07 > 0:06:11interesting to see what he gets up to when he thinks Mum's not there.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Soaking up the festival spirit with Chris
0:06:14 > 0:06:17will be sparring partner Joe and best friend Laura.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22It's a first festival for mummy's boy Chris
0:06:22 > 0:06:24and the first time he's been away on his own.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27He'll be cutting the apron strings and cutting loose.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Yeah, my mum's the only person I can really get embarrassed by.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33She's like my embarrassment kryptonite.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Are you sure you've got everything you're going to need?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Bye, Mum. Don't hug me, Mum.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40I have to hug you. Behave yourselves.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Just be careful what you're getting up to and come back in one piece.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Bye.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Little does Chris know his embarrassment kryptonite
0:06:49 > 0:06:52will be following him to the festival.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Time for the girls to catch the train and say goodbye.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Ready, love? Funny face.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Georgia will be joining them later
0:06:58 > 0:07:01and she's not the only thing missing.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02Holly's lost her phone.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05I actually feel like crying. I need my phone.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Shit, I don't know where it is.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11This is a massive crisis.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14What time is it?
0:07:14 > 0:07:18- Ten to ten.- I'm getting it. I'm getting it. See you in a minute.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20There is a chance that we may miss our train.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22I'm not going to lie.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24I think I may have left my phone in Lauren's car.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Hopefully she'll be back within the next ten minutes.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32I'm sure she'll find it because it can't be anywhere else but my car.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34That's a good start to the... weekend, isn't it?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Holly's phone, that incredibly vital piece of camping kit,
0:07:39 > 0:07:43is still on the missing list, but at least Holly's made it back on time.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49- Kiss. Love you.- Have a great time.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- Bye, see you. Sooner than you think. - Bye, bye. Sooner than you think.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03- PHONE RINGS - Have you got it?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Have you got it?
0:08:05 > 0:08:07I've got it! Oh!
0:08:09 > 0:08:11One phone located...
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Honestly, you are the definition of blonde.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15And the girls are now happy campers.
0:08:16 > 0:08:21For 362 days of the year, Penrith in Cumbria is a quiet
0:08:21 > 0:08:25and sleepy place until Kendal Calling arrives in town.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39The girls will be joining the great unwashed under canvas this weekend,
0:08:39 > 0:08:43if they can only find the camp site.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44Ohh.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Lauren, just wait and I'll help you.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48All right, we're going, we're going.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51I feel like shit.
0:08:51 > 0:08:56I feel like shit, I look like shit and I'm stepping on shit.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03I'm never going to a festival again.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09Right, now you've just got to put it in the hole, the first hole.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10I thought you just tie it on?
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- No, Lauren. - She's not that bossy.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15But if I weren't here, the job wouldn't be done.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19- She's watched people do it. - No, I haven't, Lauren.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Yeah, you lay out the mats then, me lover.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24He's having a wee right there.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26He better not get used to that.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Got our tent sorted.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32I'm feeling pretty goddamn good.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34We're going to have a very wild time.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38MUSIC: "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes
0:09:38 > 0:09:40On the road and with all their festival essentials packed,
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Chris's training regime is on the back burner.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45- To Kendal.- Yes.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52So basically, OK, right, it's called Seven.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55# Seven nation army couldn't hold me back... #
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Not supposed to drink yet. I'll start with one.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- No, you said seven. - I said four.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- Oh, shit.- Chris drink. Drink.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08I can't stop laughing.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11After a few hours on the road, Chris is full of festival spirit,
0:10:11 > 0:10:13and by the time they arrive on site...
0:10:13 > 0:10:15- It's water. - No, it's vodka.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17..he's really struggling.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21I'm never good at drinking games, like I always lose.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Chris, get out.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28He's camped there. Chris, do you want your sunglasses?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Give him the sunglasses, and my phone as well,
0:10:30 > 0:10:32I will need to give that in.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- That's him, then. - Is this the festival?
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Played a few drinking games.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40No, seriously, I'm all right, I'm all right.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43And this is the outcome.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Right, text my mum to tell them I got here, because my mum
0:10:46 > 0:10:50thinks I'm a good boy, but make sure it sounds like it's from me
0:10:50 > 0:10:54cos obviously she wants to think I'm still sober when we arrive, so...
0:10:54 > 0:10:56So what do you want me to say?
0:10:56 > 0:10:59I aren't going to drink too much. I'm going to be responsible.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01"From Chris".
0:11:02 > 0:11:07It's going to take more than a text to pull the wool over Mum's eyes this weekend,
0:11:07 > 0:11:13as Doreen has just arrived at the hotel with Chris's big sister Claire.
0:11:13 > 0:11:18Joining them are Lauren's mum Kim and stepdad Dave.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22- Look, it's a nice pool, Dave, look. - Oh, nice.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24- And they've got a Jacuzzi. - Oh, ideal. Love that.
0:11:24 > 0:11:29- Oh, look. It's lovely. - Oh, very nice.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Ooh, it's really nice.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35- Look, Dave.- Far cry from what the girls are sleeping in.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37I feel really... I feel really sorry for them now.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39- We're staying in... - No, no, no, we deserve this.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42How do you think they're going to get on? They're quite different.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45They'll have a great time. They'll have...
0:11:45 > 0:11:48they'll be bitching and arguing but they'll be fine.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Having checked in and unpacked, it's time for the parents to meet.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53- Hi.- Hello.- Hiya.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57- All right, pleased to meet you. - So how do you feel about what you're going to see with the guys then?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00I think a bit nervous because he's never been away without the family.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- Hasn't he? Really?- So we don't quite know how he's going to cope, do we?
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- He's quite quiet around me... - He's quiet, yeah.
0:12:06 > 0:12:11So, I don't quite know how he acts when he gets out of the family
0:12:11 > 0:12:14set up and I'm not around to keep an eye on him.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Well, at least Chris has Joe and Laura to keep an eye on him
0:12:19 > 0:12:22and put up the tent.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26First time putting a tent up together, it's not too bad.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34After his booze-fuelled trip,
0:12:34 > 0:12:39Chris has left the shy and retiring boy at home and he's off making new friends.
0:12:42 > 0:12:47You're both very beautiful, like, and cos of your beauty,
0:12:47 > 0:12:51you should take pity on a man like myself and let me try your hat on.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53I've got a new hat, if...
0:12:53 > 0:12:56if I had a camera right now I'd take a picture of the hat.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59For Chris, Joe and Laura the drinks are still flowing,
0:12:59 > 0:13:02and it's time to head to the main arena.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05- We've seen Lauren in action quite a few times.- Yeah.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08So what do you think will be the best thing that could come out of this situation?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- Oh, I've no doubt she'll do us proud.- Yeah.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13She'll come through this and put to bed all the apprehension
0:13:13 > 0:13:16and fears that I particularly had.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Yeah, he's very protective. I am as well, but...
0:13:19 > 0:13:22I'm too protective, yeah, before we actually went through with this...
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Kim's still hoping that Lauren will prove her drinking isn't
0:13:25 > 0:13:28out of control and relieve Dave's fears.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Right now, Lauren's more interested in relieving herself.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35- Oh...- What? - I've done it right to the top again,
0:13:35 > 0:13:36and I've pissed all over my fucking hand.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Fuck sakes girl, what is wrong with you?!
0:13:44 > 0:13:48Oh, shit. Have I actually peed on my shorts?
0:13:48 > 0:13:51There'll be more on my fucking shorts later
0:13:51 > 0:13:53so I don't know what I'm talking about.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57This is best friend duty, this is, carrying my mate's fucking piss.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00With the night only just under way,
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Lauren's hard drinking is already causing tension.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Lauren, don't be necking red wine, seriously,
0:14:06 > 0:14:09you'll be in bed by ten o'clock and I'm not raving on my own.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13- You won't be raving on your own. - What do you reckon?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- Trust me.- I know she's going to be such a handful tonight
0:14:15 > 0:14:17and I don't want that.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Like, I want to be able to have fun with her
0:14:19 > 0:14:23but I know I'm going to be fucking baby-sitting.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32- Can I juggle? - Yeah, give it a go.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35- Whilst busy making new friends... - Whoa.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39- ..Lauren's lost her own best friend. - Holly!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Right, I'm being serious now, we need to find fucking Holly, like I'm getting...
0:14:42 > 0:14:45I'm getting my anxiety now, I need to find Holly.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48And she's also lost control of her bladder.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50I'm having a wee.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53It's the queues, I can't wait for the queues.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Do you know what the funny thing is?
0:15:03 > 0:15:08I just had a pee right there and no-one gives a shit and I love it.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12Two people who probably won't love it are stepdad Dave and mum Kim.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Holly!
0:15:19 > 0:15:21- Lauren. Listen to me. - All right.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- We've got to fucking do this together.- Yeah.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26I was at the juggler. I don't know where you went.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29I said to you, Lauren I really, really need to go toilet,
0:15:29 > 0:15:30- so I've gone to go toilet... - Oh, OK.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32And you was like "I want to juggle".
0:15:32 > 0:15:36- Yeah, that's fine. - And I went "Lauren!"
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- Honestly, babe... - Lauren it's fine babe, it is fine. - That's the only reason...
0:15:39 > 0:15:41- You've got to listen to me. We've got to be safe.- I love you.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45I don't want to be looking after you all night. I know that's what's going to happen.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49Having kissed and made up, the girls' night is back on track.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06Shit, sorry, sorry.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12I need to go toilet.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Hiya. Holly, I just did it.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Look at the fucking queue, look at the queue.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22I'm sorry, I don't give a shit, I've done it already,
0:16:22 > 0:16:24I've genuinely done it already.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29I'm not waiting.
0:16:29 > 0:16:33- Honestly, Hol you could do this, you're not even showing anything. - You're spraying on my leg.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- And?- It's pee. - Who gives a shit?
0:16:40 > 0:16:41And? I don't give a shit.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45If I need a fucking wee, I'll have a wee. End of.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51Stepdad Dave's worries about Lauren's drinking are looking
0:16:51 > 0:16:53well-founded.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55I'd love for you to be on camera but they'll cut you out,
0:16:55 > 0:17:01- there's no point.- Why do you love to be on camera? It's shit.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05You're ginger, that's why you're not on camera, you're fucking ginger.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08There you go, yeah, because you're a fucking ginger!
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Gingers don't allowed to be on camera.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Yeah, you're ginger, you're ginger.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18You're fucking ginger, yeah, carry on, you wanker!
0:17:18 > 0:17:23Sorry. Anyway, I'm quite high. I'm drunk.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27As the evening gathers pace,
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Laura's headed back to the tent for the night,
0:17:29 > 0:17:31and Chris has only one thing on his mind -
0:17:31 > 0:17:35girls, but there's a problem.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38I don't know, it's a cock fest in there, like every bar...
0:17:38 > 0:17:42like the last bar I went into is a cock fest, this bar was a cock fest.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45I just don't want a cock fest, I want somewhere where there is
0:17:45 > 0:17:48actually females, like and not just all males.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Chris is a..
0:17:50 > 0:17:53he's a little bit intoxicated right now
0:17:53 > 0:17:56and he's trying to get hold of a bird which I really..
0:17:56 > 0:17:58which I don't think he's going to be too lucky,
0:17:58 > 0:18:00but we'll see how it goes.
0:18:00 > 0:18:01Shall we go back inside?
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- Yeah, let's go back inside. - Yeah? Come on, let's go.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Let's go, I'll escort you into the building.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Joe, we'll go back in this place.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Basically, she walked off...
0:18:20 > 0:18:24And like he got a big custard pie right in the face, is what happened.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Let's go to this other tent and see what happens.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Basically, she's a slag.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30I ain't going to go following a slag,
0:18:30 > 0:18:34I ain't going to go chasing the slag. Fuck her, she's a slag.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Chris seems to have left his manners at the bar,
0:18:37 > 0:18:39along with his sense of balance.
0:18:39 > 0:18:44This is exactly the type of attitude Chris's mum was hoping not to see.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46It's been an OK night.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Didn't get much attention off girls tonight really,
0:18:49 > 0:18:51apart from some slags.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54I pull better when I'm not so pissed.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56The chips are terrible
0:18:56 > 0:18:59but apart from that it's been an OK night for the first night.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02With the chips as bad as his pulling technique, a very drunk
0:19:02 > 0:19:05and slightly sheepish Chris packs it in for the night,
0:19:05 > 0:19:07hoping for more luck tomorrow.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Over at the dance tent, Lauren and Holly are still going strong.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18- I want to dance, I want to go in there and I want to dance...- Yeah.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20- ..and be there in there for about an hour...- Yeah.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23- And just sweat it out and dance. - But we are dancing.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- Let's do it. - Let's do it.
0:19:28 > 0:19:34Lauren's down. Holly's dejected, but Lauren's not defeated.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Lauren's parents know she likes to party
0:19:39 > 0:19:42but will this level of drunkenness be a shock to them?
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- Crikey. - Especially to mum Kim?
0:19:51 > 0:19:53She's having a shit! >
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Holly, let's get some chips.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Unfortunately, Holly's decided to cash in her chips
0:20:02 > 0:20:05and go back to the tent, leaving Lauren to fend for herself.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Holly!
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Need to find Holly.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13However, she won't be on her own for long as mum Kim
0:20:13 > 0:20:17and stepdad Dave have arrived on site to take a peek at what
0:20:17 > 0:20:21Lauren's up to. Using a blacked-out van and some hi tech camera kit,
0:20:21 > 0:20:26Dave and Kim will be able to get within a few feet of their daughter.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Lauren's mum usually has a laid-back attitude to her drinking
0:20:29 > 0:20:31and thinks Dave is too hard on her.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33- There she is. - 'Will this change her mind?'
0:20:36 > 0:20:39We never had argument... me and Holly never have arguments.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Unbelievable. You could open the door
0:20:41 > 0:20:44and just almost tap her on the back of the head.
0:20:44 > 0:20:45We just bicker but..
0:20:45 > 0:20:48What do you reckon's happened to Holly then?
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Obviously Lauren's on her own.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52If I'm honest, I don't really know what was going on,
0:20:52 > 0:20:56like, if I'm honest, I can't even remember so hopefully she's
0:20:56 > 0:20:59at the tent, but I'll be honest, I don't know where is right now.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Lauren's just said she doesn't...
0:21:01 > 0:21:05can't even remember what they were arguing about.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09Honestly, I don't care now, I just think I'm here,
0:21:09 > 0:21:12I'm having a great time.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14I really don't care.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18For me, she's too... Whatever, don't care, sort of...
0:21:18 > 0:21:21- Yeah, totally...totally different. - Yeah.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25I just want to go back to my tent now and get more drunk
0:21:25 > 0:21:28and then see where she is, so.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30She just wants more, doesn't she?
0:21:30 > 0:21:34She does, she's insatiable for booze isn't she? She's terrible.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45She's tripped over something.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48- She's stumbling into the tent I think.- Yeah.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51- There she is. Fucking hell. - Is Georgia here yet?
0:21:51 > 0:21:56No. I was just saying where is she? Oh, there you are. Crikey.
0:21:56 > 0:22:01I was just saying, was I not just saying, "Where is Holly?"
0:22:01 > 0:22:07- What you doing, babe?- Oh, Holly don't seem very happy, does she? - Nah, Holly's not looking happy.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11- What are you having a go at me for? - Just shut up.- Oh, what a shock.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Lauren, you watch this back mate and then you'll realise.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17- I haven't done anything. - Oh, they're off again now.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20No way did I walk off drunk. I said to you I was going for a wee.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24- Lauren, you don't care about nobody else but yourself. - I don't give a shit.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28When you've had a drink, all you care about is yourself.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Holly's going on about the fact that she's fed up
0:22:31 > 0:22:33following a drunk around and that's Lauren,
0:22:33 > 0:22:36because that's what she is, look, she's a little drunk.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Fuck off, Hol. Fuck off, then! Carry on. Go home, then.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41She won't give a shit what I say so I don't give a shit.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45- Tell you what...- I don't like it. - She's out of control, Kim, that is shocking.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48I don't like it. I just don't like the language or anything.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52- Carry on, then.- You was like... Lauren you bought yourself a fucking...
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Lauren you bought yourself a bottle of fucking wine and it cost you £18.
0:22:55 > 0:23:00You blamed it on me. I didn't fucking buy the wine, you bought the fucking wine,
0:23:00 > 0:23:02- blame it on yourself, you fucking twat.- Yeah, carry on.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05- No, I'm not, Lauren. - I'll go home. I'll fucking go home.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Yeah, go home! It'll do me a fucking favour.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10- It will, I'll go home right now. - Go on, then.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13I don't give a shit because at the end of the day...
0:23:13 > 0:23:14at the end of the day you...
0:23:14 > 0:23:17- That's how she treats her friends when she's out.- Yeah.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19And she gets in this state.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21It's... well, should be ashamed of herself.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23I'm speechless really.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26I'm right, blah, blah, blah.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30I don't even know what went on back at the fucking whatever
0:23:30 > 0:23:33if I'm honest.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34I'm going back home.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37She's going home, now? What on earth is she doing?
0:23:37 > 0:23:40No, she's just in a state. She won't be doing that, don't...
0:23:41 > 0:23:44I'm going home. I don't understand how I'm wrong.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47No, I don't like what I'm seeing, to be honest. Completely different.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51And there we were, huh, saying that she would deal with it, she'd be all right.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53- Yeah, I know. - Look at her, embarrassment.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56- I've had enough now.- Yeah, I don't want to see any more of that.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58No, no, I don't.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02- I'm not happy. - You ain't turned it off.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06Decidedly unhappy with Lauren's behaviour, Kim and Dave head off.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Whilst a drunk and determined Lauren heads for the exit.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12And I don't even know what's going on.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14So I just think, I don't know what's going on, you don't
0:24:14 > 0:24:18know what's going on, I'm going home. Fuck off.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20At the end of the day, I'm not being funny,
0:24:20 > 0:24:25but I genuinely don't know what's going on, like.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31Saying that I'm going to go back, fuck that.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34I will wait there... I will wait there in the tent and I'll go back,
0:24:34 > 0:24:36until she gets up, I'll go back.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48I feel like I've got a really bad headache
0:24:48 > 0:24:50and I feel tired.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Late last night the girls were joined by Georgia who's been
0:24:53 > 0:24:57tied up with work, and after last night's drunken antics
0:24:57 > 0:25:01there's a subdued mood on the camp site.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04I'm over last night now, I mean obviously I was really, really
0:25:04 > 0:25:09upset, but that's probably got a lot to do with the drink as well.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11They're like best friends, they've known each other for such
0:25:11 > 0:25:14a long time, I think... it's just one of those things,
0:25:14 > 0:25:18- Lauren just had a bit too much to drink.- Just the embarrassing stuff I'll regret,
0:25:18 > 0:25:21but other than that, no, I felt like I had a really good night.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25It might be early but for the girls, it's never too early for schnapps.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30Lauren's definitely having one.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32There's Lauren's.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Do you want a straw?
0:25:34 > 0:25:38You've got to keep on top of your festival make-up because it just gets a mess.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40The parents are now about to take a look at exactly
0:25:40 > 0:25:42what their kids got up to yesterday.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Chris and Lauren have both been partying hard
0:25:45 > 0:25:49and Lauren's excessive drinking has already shocked Kim and Dave.
0:25:49 > 0:25:54Lauren at the festival yesterday, I think I'm going to feel a bit apprehensive, don't you?
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Depends what time she started drinking.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00Yeah. The fears and anxieties are there,
0:26:00 > 0:26:04whether she's at a festival or not, but in this particular case
0:26:04 > 0:26:09I just hope she doesn't embarrass herself too much.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13And Chris has well and truly cut loose from his training regime.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16I would really like to think that Chris would respect women,
0:26:16 > 0:26:20I'm really... have strong feelings about that.
0:26:20 > 0:26:24I hope he keeps that respect that he's been brought up with.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27- Where's the camp site? - You've got to walk to it.
0:26:29 > 0:26:30Like I need a nap.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Chris, get out, sit up...
0:26:32 > 0:26:35You got... got the tickets?
0:26:35 > 0:26:37No, I'll grab this, I'll grab this.
0:26:41 > 0:26:47No, seriously... I don't need to sober up, you come to a festival to fucking get drunk.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49That is so funny but it's a bit shocking, his language.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52He's well pasted, by the time he got here, wasn't he?
0:26:52 > 0:26:55I actually am surprised that he hasn't been throwing up,
0:26:55 > 0:26:59- that he hasn't been sick...- Yeah. - ..because he just looks as if he's just had too much.
0:27:01 > 0:27:07Yeah, now's the time to meet girls, now's the time to meet girls definitely.
0:27:07 > 0:27:08Chris is a little bit..
0:27:08 > 0:27:11he's a little bit intoxicated right now and he's...
0:27:11 > 0:27:14he's trying to get hold of a bird.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Basically, she walked off.
0:27:24 > 0:27:28- And he got a big custard pie right in the face is what happened, so... - Basically...
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Let's go to this other tent and see what happens.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Basically she's a slag, I ain't going to go following no slag.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36I ain't going to go chasing no slag.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Fuck her, she's a slag.
0:27:40 > 0:27:45That was so funny. He's going to be so embarrassed when he knows that I've seen him
0:27:45 > 0:27:46- like that.- Yeah.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48That is going to be...
0:27:48 > 0:27:51- I don't think he'll expect me to find it funny, do you? - I don't know.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53I don't know what he'll expect you to think of it.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55What was that term he was using behind that girl?
0:27:55 > 0:27:59I think he was saying, like calling her a slag which is..
0:27:59 > 0:28:02- have you heard that? That's a really Hull word. - Yeah, yeah.
0:28:02 > 0:28:06Because he didn't want to follow her and he was making an excuse not to.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09I could be wrong there but I think even in his really
0:28:09 > 0:28:14intoxicated state it was just a step too far for him, do you?
0:28:14 > 0:28:19- Yeah... - Obviously, as Chris's mum, I think that any girl would be really
0:28:19 > 0:28:20lucky to have him.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22Oh, I don't think they're good enough for him.
0:28:22 > 0:28:25No, I was just going to say they're just not good enough for him.
0:28:25 > 0:28:26- No.- No.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29I think if he'd have done it to her face I would have been really
0:28:29 > 0:28:32disappointed in him, but the way he did do it,
0:28:32 > 0:28:34I don't think there was any malice in it.
0:28:34 > 0:28:36But if he'd have said it to her face or he'd...
0:28:36 > 0:28:39when he said, "And I don't even like her" if he said that to her
0:28:39 > 0:28:41face then he would have hurt her and then he would be hurting
0:28:41 > 0:28:44somebody else's feelings and that makes it totally different, I think.
0:28:44 > 0:28:48I don't think he had the right to call anybody a slag, did you?
0:28:48 > 0:28:53No, no, I mean just because the girl's walked away
0:28:53 > 0:28:57I don't feel that gives anyone the right to call her a slag.
0:28:57 > 0:29:00I don't think she was being a slag, to be honest.
0:29:00 > 0:29:03Doesn't even know the guy... the girl, from what I could tell
0:29:03 > 0:29:05the girl's just having a dance,
0:29:05 > 0:29:10she may not have fancied the guy. That doesn't make her a slag, does it?
0:29:10 > 0:29:13How do you feel about what's going to come next?
0:29:13 > 0:29:17- Really nervous. - Are your really nervous today? - Yeah, really, really nervous, yeah.
0:29:17 > 0:29:20- I'm sure she'll be all right. - Oh. Wait and see.
0:29:20 > 0:29:23Doreen's happy to make excuses for Chris's behaviour.
0:29:23 > 0:29:26Will Lauren's mum and stepdad do the same?
0:29:26 > 0:29:28They witnessed the drunken end to Lauren's night.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31Now they'll see how she got there.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34Holly! I'm being serious now,
0:29:34 > 0:29:36we need to find fucking Holly.
0:29:36 > 0:29:38I'm getting my anxiety now. I need to find Holly.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41I'm having a wee, it's the queues. I can't wait for the queues.
0:29:41 > 0:29:44Oh, my...
0:29:44 > 0:29:48Do you know what the funny thing is?
0:29:48 > 0:29:54I just had a pee right there and no-one gives a shit and I love it.
0:29:56 > 0:29:59I'm speechless at that. It's disgusting.
0:29:59 > 0:30:01It's absolutely disgusting.
0:30:01 > 0:30:05Absolutely. She's got no respect for herself at all,
0:30:05 > 0:30:07as far as I'm concerned. That was shocking. Embarrassing.
0:30:07 > 0:30:09You must have been...think...
0:30:09 > 0:30:14She doesn't care. She openly does not care.
0:30:14 > 0:30:16But that's because she's drunk.
0:30:16 > 0:30:18I know. I know she's drunk.
0:30:18 > 0:30:21I know she's drunk, but that don't make it right.
0:30:21 > 0:30:26- No respect.- Dropping her gear in the middle of that arena,
0:30:26 > 0:30:29- in front of everyone. - She should've been a boy!
0:30:29 > 0:30:33- It's worrying that she's got that couldn't-care-less attitude.- Yeah.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38Look at the fucking queue, look at the queue.
0:30:38 > 0:30:40I'm sorry!
0:30:40 > 0:30:44If I need a fucking wee, I'll have a wee.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50I'd love for you to be on camera but they'll cut you out.
0:30:50 > 0:30:54You're ginger, that's why you're not on camera, you're fucking ginger.
0:30:54 > 0:30:57There you go, yeah, because you're a fucking ginger.
0:30:57 > 0:31:00Gingers don't allowed to be on camera.
0:31:01 > 0:31:03Yeah, you're ginger, you're ginger.
0:31:03 > 0:31:07You're fucking ginger! Yeah, carry on, you wanker.
0:31:07 > 0:31:08Sorry.
0:31:08 > 0:31:10Do you know what, I don't find it funny.
0:31:10 > 0:31:14She hasn't even got the dignity left to go and find a bush
0:31:14 > 0:31:16or behind a tree.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19She's just dropping her gear in the middle of a paddock,
0:31:19 > 0:31:22with everyone walking around her, looking at her,
0:31:22 > 0:31:26then she's abusing that guy just cos he's got red hair.
0:31:26 > 0:31:31- Yeah.- She's got no dignity, at all.
0:31:31 > 0:31:34That's the drink, isn't it? She wouldn't do it if she hadn't been drinking.
0:31:34 > 0:31:36It is, but I'm really shocked.
0:31:36 > 0:31:38Maybe I'm naive, then. I must be naive,
0:31:38 > 0:31:41cos if that's what she's like every time she goes out,
0:31:41 > 0:31:45- then...- I think you are naive. - I'm naive. I've got to be naive.
0:31:45 > 0:31:48I think she sews you up and puts you to bed.
0:31:48 > 0:31:51SHE WHISPERS
0:31:51 > 0:31:53SHE CRIES
0:31:57 > 0:32:00She's embarrassed, I think. She's probably tearing it.
0:32:02 > 0:32:05You want to say something to make them feel better.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07You can't really. We don't know her, do we,
0:32:07 > 0:32:11- so we can't say, "She isn't normally like that."- No.
0:32:11 > 0:32:13I feel sort of like maybe I've let her down. I don't know.
0:32:13 > 0:32:17I just didn't expect her to behave like that.
0:32:17 > 0:32:21I know she's drunk, and I know she's outrageous when she's drunk,
0:32:21 > 0:32:23and I've seen her acting outrageous, but never like that,
0:32:23 > 0:32:28not in a million years did I think that she'd behave like that.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31- She's tipped right over the end now. - She's gone too far.
0:32:31 > 0:32:35She's becoming abusive to people she's never met in her life before.
0:32:35 > 0:32:40Guy's got a red head. So what? It's not his fault.
0:32:40 > 0:32:42He's not a wanker for that, is he?
0:32:42 > 0:32:44I don't want to see any more at the festival site,
0:32:44 > 0:32:47cos I'm just too upset by it all, to be honest.
0:32:47 > 0:32:48I would love to go back
0:32:48 > 0:32:51and just see how much worse her behaviour could get.
0:32:51 > 0:32:54I don't think it could get any worse.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56I hope.
0:32:56 > 0:33:00Kim has put her foot down and they will not be returning to the festival site today.
0:33:03 > 0:33:07Saturday at Kendal Calling means just one thing - fancy dress.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13And the Great British eccentrics are out in force,
0:33:13 > 0:33:16including a whole bunch of people who forgot to check
0:33:16 > 0:33:18what their friends were wearing.
0:33:20 > 0:33:23Fancy dress will be providing the perfect cover for Doreen
0:33:23 > 0:33:27and Claire to get a closer look at what Chris is up to.
0:33:30 > 0:33:35Oh, look at these. This is going to be really funny, Claire.
0:33:35 > 0:33:38This must be mine, and that's got to be yours.
0:33:38 > 0:33:42My shoes don't even go with my outfit.
0:33:44 > 0:33:45I look really creepy.
0:33:45 > 0:33:49Suitably disguised, Doreen and Claire head off to track Chris down.
0:33:49 > 0:33:51Can't see a thing!
0:33:51 > 0:33:55In case you're wondering, that's Doreen on the left.
0:33:56 > 0:33:59- I don't like it!- Stop it!
0:34:04 > 0:34:07I don't think I'm going to be drinking beer very much
0:34:07 > 0:34:09after this weekend, so might as well make the most of it
0:34:09 > 0:34:11and get all the varieties.
0:34:11 > 0:34:14All the things I'll be missing, I might as well get this weekend.
0:34:14 > 0:34:17Doreen wanted to know that Chris was as well-mannered
0:34:17 > 0:34:20and polite whilst away as he is at home,
0:34:20 > 0:34:23and she wants to get as close as possible to check up on him.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25They're similar to the people we just listened to.
0:34:25 > 0:34:27Oh, that's creepy.
0:34:27 > 0:34:28That is freaky.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31You've no idea how freaky, Chris.
0:34:31 > 0:34:33I don't actually like that.
0:34:33 > 0:34:36Already having got too close for comfort, Doreen and Claire
0:34:36 > 0:34:40are throwing caution to the wind and go back for a second look.
0:34:40 > 0:34:44Now this really is how to keep an eye on your kids at a festival.
0:34:44 > 0:34:46I was really tempted to go up to them like this,
0:34:46 > 0:34:50but I thought they would probably recognise us by then.
0:34:50 > 0:34:52Let's photo-bomb it.
0:34:52 > 0:34:54I'll come in your picture for you.
0:34:54 > 0:34:57No, I wasn't, I don't... You're lovely, but...
0:35:00 > 0:35:03With Chris, Joe and Laura on the move,
0:35:03 > 0:35:05Doreen and Claire are in hot pursuit.
0:35:07 > 0:35:09Don't like them.
0:35:09 > 0:35:10Who?
0:35:10 > 0:35:12The Krueger guys. I really...
0:35:12 > 0:35:14I hate...
0:35:14 > 0:35:15Just fuck...stop...
0:35:15 > 0:35:16I can't deal with it.
0:35:16 > 0:35:20Laura's putting some distance between herself and Mrs Krueger.
0:35:20 > 0:35:22Chris, on the other hand...
0:35:22 > 0:35:25Excuse me, could you just say hi to my friend Laura - she's very scared.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27Can you follow her? Could you chase her?
0:35:27 > 0:35:29Yeah, go on, follow her!
0:35:34 > 0:35:40Doreen and Claire manage to stay in character and hold their nerve.
0:35:40 > 0:35:43I was like, "Oh, no, oh no, what does he want?"
0:35:43 > 0:35:45When he said, "Excuse me," I thought he'd got us
0:35:45 > 0:35:47and he was going to say, "You're my mum!"
0:35:47 > 0:35:49We was being really obvious! At least we look like men.
0:35:49 > 0:35:52- But we've got boobs. - Oh, well, you have.
0:35:52 > 0:35:53I hate things like that.
0:35:53 > 0:35:56I'm 19 and I hate horror films.
0:35:56 > 0:35:59That's basically made the festival so far, like you can't
0:35:59 > 0:36:02really get better than Laura getting chased by people in masks.
0:36:02 > 0:36:05It's a bit nerve-racking getting so close to him.
0:36:05 > 0:36:07I really thought we'd given the game away.
0:36:07 > 0:36:09I thought it was really good seeing Chris today,
0:36:09 > 0:36:13and he actually remembered to be polite when he came up to us.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16He said, "Excuse me" really nicely, he didn't just come barging in.
0:36:16 > 0:36:20So he remembered his manners, but I think we might get shocked later
0:36:20 > 0:36:22because he'll have had a lot of alcohol.
0:36:22 > 0:36:24Will he be able to still be the polite young man
0:36:24 > 0:36:27when he's had a lot to drink? We don't know, do we?
0:36:27 > 0:36:30So Doreen's pleased that Chris is being well-mannered during the
0:36:30 > 0:36:34day time. However, she's yet to see him in full swing of a night-time.
0:36:34 > 0:36:36We decided on my fancy dress, I'm going to wear these
0:36:36 > 0:36:40and I'm going to wear boxing boots, and that's my fancy dress.
0:36:40 > 0:36:42Go on, show... show them the proper outfit.
0:36:42 > 0:36:43Come on, Chris.
0:36:48 > 0:36:51That's my main concern, like my penis getting cold.
0:36:51 > 0:36:54I look like I'm carrying this piece anyway.
0:36:54 > 0:36:57The Chris that I know would never, ever strip to boxers
0:36:57 > 0:37:00and run round practically... practically in the nude.
0:37:00 > 0:37:03Chris is taking full advantage of his weekend away,
0:37:03 > 0:37:05and the drinks are already flowing.
0:37:05 > 0:37:08- Yes. - It ain't that strong.
0:37:14 > 0:37:19Unfortunately for Laura, it's too much too soon and she's staying put.
0:37:19 > 0:37:22SHE VOMITS
0:37:22 > 0:37:24You all right?
0:37:24 > 0:37:25Who's being sick? >
0:37:26 > 0:37:31A festival is simply not a festival without one vital ingredient - the rain.
0:37:31 > 0:37:34# But if you're worried about the weather
0:37:36 > 0:37:39# Then you picked the wrong place to stay... #
0:37:39 > 0:37:42Following last night's drunken madness,
0:37:42 > 0:37:47Lauren's opting for a quieter evening, a much quieter evening.
0:37:47 > 0:37:50I think Lauren's learnt her lesson from last night, bless her,
0:37:50 > 0:37:53she's a lot more calmer, she's taking it steady
0:37:53 > 0:37:55and she's not drinking too much yet.
0:37:57 > 0:37:58Thank you.
0:37:58 > 0:38:01Lauren's quiet night out continues at a silent disco.
0:38:08 > 0:38:10How do you change channels?
0:38:18 > 0:38:22The experience of a festival is this, isn't it? It's rain...
0:38:22 > 0:38:25- Rain.- You get rain at a festival, you get weirdos at a festival.
0:38:25 > 0:38:26So we've experienced all of it.
0:38:26 > 0:38:30Tonight was a good night, but I don't feel like I have to be hammered to enjoy myself.
0:38:30 > 0:38:33- Yeah, yeah. - Like, I have enjoyed tonight.
0:38:33 > 0:38:37When I'm hung-over and I'll drink, but it just doesn't...
0:38:37 > 0:38:39it doesn't touch the sides, like I've drank
0:38:39 > 0:38:42and it's just not even touching it.
0:38:42 > 0:38:44It's not so much a quiet night for Chris...
0:38:44 > 0:38:47We're going to go check out the festivals and we're going to pull some girls.
0:38:47 > 0:38:50..who's hoping to pull using barefaced cheek.
0:38:55 > 0:38:56The boys are winning some admirers,
0:38:56 > 0:39:01but can Chris maintain his respect for women his mum was keen to see?
0:39:03 > 0:39:05Fuck them, man. Fuck them.
0:39:05 > 0:39:08Apparently not.
0:39:08 > 0:39:10Well done. Well done.
0:39:10 > 0:39:12We're going to go and check on Laura
0:39:12 > 0:39:16and hopefully I'll sober up a little bit to the point where I can pull.
0:39:16 > 0:39:18I want to go in there.
0:39:18 > 0:39:20We need to check on Laura, so let's go.
0:39:20 > 0:39:23Let's go and check on Laura.
0:39:24 > 0:39:27Mum Doreen and sister Claire have arrived on site
0:39:27 > 0:39:29for a closer look at the action.
0:39:29 > 0:39:33Doreen will be hoping to see Chris prove he can behave himself
0:39:33 > 0:39:34when he's drunk.
0:39:34 > 0:39:36So, do you think they'll still be out partying, then?
0:39:36 > 0:39:38Yeah, I think they will, do you?
0:39:38 > 0:39:40Yeah.
0:39:45 > 0:39:47What is Chris wearing? Really, really short shorts.
0:39:47 > 0:39:49Oh, he has got some, yeah, really short black...
0:39:49 > 0:39:51Oh, I think he's wearing them.
0:39:51 > 0:39:53Get in, get in.
0:39:53 > 0:39:54No, we'll make another one.
0:39:54 > 0:39:58They're trying to make a hole in it so they can both see, but it's...
0:39:58 > 0:39:59Oh.
0:39:59 > 0:40:01Yeah, we're going to the Glow Tent.
0:40:01 > 0:40:03- He still sounds really drunk. - Yeah, he does.
0:40:03 > 0:40:06And we're basically going to dance
0:40:06 > 0:40:08to whatever's in there.
0:40:08 > 0:40:12I can't believe he's just like... just behind us.
0:40:12 > 0:40:13Are we going the right way?
0:40:13 > 0:40:16You keep stopping.
0:40:16 > 0:40:20Chris and Laura are heading off. Doreen and Claire are following.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24He's really enjoying himself.
0:40:24 > 0:40:27Is he just... He's just wearing boxer shorts.
0:40:27 > 0:40:30Maybe he's decided because they have Rocky on them it makes him look like a boxer.
0:40:30 > 0:40:33- I don't think he looks like a boxer. - No, he don't,
0:40:33 > 0:40:37he just looks like an idiot who's gone out in his underpants.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41If I was there, I'd probably say to him,
0:40:41 > 0:40:44"Chris, go and put some clothes on, please."
0:40:44 > 0:40:47Where's all this female attention that he was going to get
0:40:47 > 0:40:50- tonight that he wanted?- Yeah.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53Oh, look, he's checking if Laura's all right, that's sweet.
0:40:53 > 0:40:56Yeah. I am really pleased that he's like...
0:40:56 > 0:40:58they've stayed with her, I was a bit bothered that they
0:40:58 > 0:41:00would like go off and leave her on her own.
0:41:00 > 0:41:03- But they haven't, have they? - I don't think Chris would.
0:41:03 > 0:41:05- I don't think Chris would leave Laura.- No.
0:41:05 > 0:41:07He actually had more girls after him
0:41:07 > 0:41:11with his clothes on than without. Does that tell you something?
0:41:11 > 0:41:13Yeah, he did, he did.
0:41:13 > 0:41:16I bet he's disappointed that the girls aren't all swarming round him.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18He kind of looks like he's with Laura.
0:41:18 > 0:41:21Yeah, he does, doesn't he? That could put people off.
0:41:21 > 0:41:25Happy with Chris's behaviour but confused by his fancy dress,
0:41:25 > 0:41:28Doreen and Claire head back to the hotel.
0:41:30 > 0:41:33It's Sunday, and the sun is shining once again.
0:41:33 > 0:41:36For Lauren and Holly, it's time to wave goodbye to Georgia.
0:41:36 > 0:41:39- Have a safe journey. - Yeah, have a safe journey.
0:41:41 > 0:41:45- Just us two, love. - I know, bubs. As always.
0:41:47 > 0:41:50As always. Shall we go down to the main stage?
0:41:50 > 0:41:53Lauren and Holly are not the only ones heading to the main stage.
0:41:53 > 0:41:55Kim's had a change of heart
0:41:55 > 0:41:57and has headed back on to the site with Dave.
0:41:57 > 0:42:00Yeah, it'd be nice to see her enjoying herself rather than
0:42:00 > 0:42:02absolutely hammered and obliviated.
0:42:13 > 0:42:16If they turn around, we'll just dip in over here like that.
0:42:16 > 0:42:17No, I know.
0:42:22 > 0:42:24It's good news for Lauren's parents -
0:42:24 > 0:42:26she's calmed down and is staying sober.
0:42:26 > 0:42:29I tell you what, though, it's great to see her...
0:42:29 > 0:42:31A bit calmer.
0:42:31 > 0:42:35More like it, yeah. Nice to see her smiling, though.
0:42:36 > 0:42:39Such a different girl, isn't it, totally different.
0:42:41 > 0:42:45Dave and Kim want to take one last look before they leave site for the evening.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50Shall we have a kiss for the camera?
0:42:50 > 0:42:51- No.- Camera's still recording us, you know.
0:42:51 > 0:42:54- No.- Go on, birthday kiss.- No.
0:42:54 > 0:42:56What else we can do... Wave!
0:42:56 > 0:42:57Birthday kiss?
0:42:57 > 0:42:59It's not even your birthday yet.
0:43:05 > 0:43:09Actually, my stomach was going then. Ooh.
0:43:09 > 0:43:11Lauren, climb up this way.
0:43:11 > 0:43:13Uh! Oh, my God.
0:43:13 > 0:43:16How you doing, Lauren?
0:43:18 > 0:43:21Lauren's looking so much better tonight.
0:43:21 > 0:43:23I'm just so relieved, because it was just...
0:43:23 > 0:43:25- that was my Lauren there. - Yeah.- Not...
0:43:25 > 0:43:28Not that scrag end we saw the other night, misbehaving.
0:43:28 > 0:43:32- That was Lauren, and...- Yeah, it's great to see her.- Yeah, yeah.
0:43:32 > 0:43:35Satisfied that Lauren has redeemed herself,
0:43:35 > 0:43:38Kim and Dave are confident enough to head off for the evening.
0:43:38 > 0:43:41The boys and Laura are on the hunt for a much more
0:43:41 > 0:43:43adrenaline-fuelled end to the weekend.
0:43:43 > 0:43:45You should come in the mosh pit tonight.
0:43:45 > 0:43:49No, because I'll get bashed and I'll end up in fucking A&E.
0:44:10 > 0:44:13The final night of the festival is drawing in,
0:44:13 > 0:44:15and it's a last chance for the parents to see
0:44:15 > 0:44:18what Lauren and Chris have been up to this weekend.
0:44:18 > 0:44:21Let's have a look.
0:44:21 > 0:44:23It's my new best friend.
0:44:24 > 0:44:26Oh!
0:44:28 > 0:44:31Oh, Chris, you... I'm embarrassed.
0:44:31 > 0:44:34I can't believe he got his bottom out.
0:44:34 > 0:44:37What did I say? I hope he doesn't do a moony.
0:44:37 > 0:44:38That is really embarrassing,
0:44:38 > 0:44:41and the Chris that went away to this festival
0:44:41 > 0:44:43would never, ever have done that.
0:44:43 > 0:44:45Well, at least he didn't get his willy out.
0:44:45 > 0:44:47He's going to be more embarrassed than I am
0:44:47 > 0:44:49when he finds out I've seen it.
0:44:53 > 0:44:57- She was probably a slag, to be honest.- Oh, no.
0:44:57 > 0:44:59All the girls here are probably slags.
0:44:59 > 0:45:01Does that embarrass you, him saying that?
0:45:01 > 0:45:03It's like kind of saying it about all women.
0:45:03 > 0:45:06- That's it, he's labelling, you know...- Labelling everybody.
0:45:06 > 0:45:08A girl gave him a kiss, she found him attractive,
0:45:08 > 0:45:10- that don't make her a slag, does it?- Yeah, no.- Yeah.
0:45:10 > 0:45:12He's getting a bit silly now, isn't he?
0:45:12 > 0:45:15Chris isn't shy about his opinion of girls,
0:45:15 > 0:45:18and his opinion of attending church could also be a shocker.
0:45:31 > 0:45:34Well, that kind of is really surprising,
0:45:34 > 0:45:37because none of it's true, because, I mean, you know,
0:45:37 > 0:45:41I've never made any of you go to church, it's a free will thing,
0:45:41 > 0:45:44and I kind of...my faith is my faith
0:45:44 > 0:45:48and you've all been allowed to make your own minds up.
0:45:48 > 0:45:51- But he doesn't like to disappoint you, though?- No, he doesn't like to disappoint me.
0:45:51 > 0:45:53Bit of a shock.
0:45:53 > 0:45:57To me, it just looked like Chris was just going round kissing anyone who was willing to kiss him back.
0:45:57 > 0:45:59Yeah, but we decided, didn't we, between us,
0:45:59 > 0:46:01he didn't look very experienced at it.
0:46:01 > 0:46:04- Don't say that on telly! - He's going to kill us for that.
0:46:04 > 0:46:06For Dave and Kim, there's a chance to hear
0:46:06 > 0:46:09some home truths from Lauren, too.
0:46:09 > 0:46:11There's not just one best thing about my mum,
0:46:11 > 0:46:15she's everything I could ever ask for, so I wouldn't...
0:46:15 > 0:46:18I wouldn't change her for the world.
0:46:18 > 0:46:21I mean, my step dad, he's been with me since I was two,
0:46:21 > 0:46:24so he's basically like been my dad, he's like my dad.
0:46:26 > 0:46:29So, I have a really good relationship with him,
0:46:29 > 0:46:30like, we bicker and we argue
0:46:30 > 0:46:34because I think everyone's like that with their dad, like, and he's very
0:46:34 > 0:46:39protective as well, so that's, like, really nice that he's like that.
0:46:39 > 0:46:42It's really, really sweet to hear that, but you know...
0:46:42 > 0:46:46it's... The way she thinks about us is nice.
0:46:46 > 0:46:48I'm just relieved, really, because that's the Lauren
0:46:48 > 0:46:50that I wanted to see, that's the Lauren that I know.
0:46:50 > 0:46:52I mean, I know that she did...
0:46:52 > 0:46:56she drinks, I know she drinks a lot, but I never thought she'd be,
0:46:56 > 0:46:59what's the word, as gross as that?
0:46:59 > 0:47:01Maybe I was just being naive, but...
0:47:01 > 0:47:04Yeah, you look at it now, afterwards it looks...
0:47:04 > 0:47:06just a little glitch and she...
0:47:06 > 0:47:09I think she needs to realise exactly what she's done and what
0:47:09 > 0:47:14she does and can do and sort of just try and temper it a little bit.
0:47:14 > 0:47:17Yeah, but I think we... we ought to have a little...
0:47:17 > 0:47:19- a nice chat with her.- Well, we could have a little chat with her,
0:47:19 > 0:47:22But she's not a little girl any more.
0:47:22 > 0:47:23Yeah, I know, I know, but it's still...
0:47:23 > 0:47:27it's not going to hurt, is it, a mother and daughter chat.
0:47:28 > 0:47:31Friday night was a real shock to the system for Lauren's mum, Kim,
0:47:31 > 0:47:37but the past two nights have proved that Lauren can keep her drinking under control.
0:47:37 > 0:47:39Me and Lauren, we're fine just the two of us.
0:47:39 > 0:47:42We have a good time, anyway, and Lauren's like...
0:47:42 > 0:47:45she's behaved so far, she's steadied herself now, I think we're both
0:47:45 > 0:47:49on the same path, I think we're both on the same wavelength so it's good.
0:47:49 > 0:47:51For Chris and pals Joe and Laura,
0:47:51 > 0:47:56it's a tough decision on how to end their festival weekend.
0:47:57 > 0:47:59All I'm saying is as soon as you get in the glow tent,
0:47:59 > 0:48:03you wander... As a girl, you two try and pull,
0:48:03 > 0:48:08whatever, but I end up standing behind both Rob and Mike.
0:48:08 > 0:48:11I end up just wandering and stood there...
0:48:11 > 0:48:13If you're going to spend six hours in a tent trying to pull
0:48:13 > 0:48:15- I'll go back now. - Yeah, but no, Laura...
0:48:15 > 0:48:19- Because it's awkward, it's pointless.- No, I don't go into a tent to try and pull.- Yes, you do.
0:48:19 > 0:48:21- No, I don't, I don't go in there to try and pull.- Laura.
0:48:21 > 0:48:24- I like the music, I like the atmosphere. - Joe, shut up a minute, right?
0:48:24 > 0:48:26I like what...I like them places.
0:48:26 > 0:48:29- Laura...- I'll go wherever, I'll see how it goes,
0:48:29 > 0:48:31and if I feel as a spare part I'll go, but...
0:48:31 > 0:48:33- No, cos you're saying this... - No, if it's feeling...
0:48:33 > 0:48:35But just say what you want to do,
0:48:35 > 0:48:38and then we can decide what to do. What do you want to do?
0:48:38 > 0:48:40I don't mind. Oh, just whatever.
0:48:40 > 0:48:44Laura's given in and the weekend's ending in the glow tent.
0:48:51 > 0:48:53That's yours.
0:49:01 > 0:49:03I got booted in the head.
0:49:03 > 0:49:06I got booted in the head.
0:49:06 > 0:49:08- I don't know. - Let's get out of here.
0:49:11 > 0:49:15Laura's taken a nasty tumble and received a blow to the head.
0:49:15 > 0:49:17It's up to Chris to take charge.
0:49:17 > 0:49:21Laura's gone from being in the glow tent to the first aid tent.
0:49:22 > 0:49:26A mosh pit started and then someone fell over and then they all
0:49:26 > 0:49:30fell over on top of each other, and Laura happened to be
0:49:30 > 0:49:33under that or in the mix of it,
0:49:33 > 0:49:37and she says she got hit in the head.
0:49:39 > 0:49:42I'm just worried that... they didn't let me go in with her, like,
0:49:42 > 0:49:44she needs a friend in there, really.
0:49:44 > 0:49:46The festival don't matter,
0:49:46 > 0:49:49but we just want to make sure our friend's OK.
0:49:49 > 0:49:52Having finally been allowed in to see Laura,
0:49:52 > 0:49:54Chris proves he can be responsible.
0:49:54 > 0:49:57- Panicking really badly. - It's best to get it checked out.
0:49:57 > 0:49:59- I'm panicking.- Don't panic.
0:49:59 > 0:50:03You're in the best place, these are going to look after you, these'll make sure you're all right.
0:50:03 > 0:50:04But my neck's hurting and everything.
0:50:04 > 0:50:08- I'm panicking really badly.- That's why it's best to get it checked out.
0:50:08 > 0:50:10It's not how they planned to end the weekend,
0:50:10 > 0:50:12but Laura's OK and just needs to rest.
0:50:16 > 0:50:18It's Monday morning, and the revellers are leaving
0:50:18 > 0:50:20the festival site and their rubbish behind.
0:50:20 > 0:50:24For Lauren, there are two surprise stewards to escort her home.
0:50:27 > 0:50:33Let me look at myself. Crikey. I wasn't expecting that at all.
0:50:38 > 0:50:41Low-lights were the fucking toilets.
0:50:41 > 0:50:46Me getting absolutely paralytic, not even knowing what I'm doing.
0:50:46 > 0:50:48- But other than that... - Georgia going home.
0:50:48 > 0:50:51Yeah, Georgia going home, I would have liked for her to stay,
0:50:51 > 0:50:53but other than that, I've had a good weekend.
0:50:53 > 0:50:55- Keep your head down until... - Very slick, yeah.
0:50:55 > 0:50:58- ..until they've...we've sussed that they've recognised us, right?- Yeah.
0:51:03 > 0:51:05- They're struggling. - Oh, this is funny.
0:51:05 > 0:51:06- Well, Lauren is.- Yeah.
0:51:12 > 0:51:14Not only are Lauren and Holly headed for the exit,
0:51:14 > 0:51:18they're also heading for the shock of their lives.
0:51:18 > 0:51:20Excuse me. Ha-ha-ha-ha.
0:51:20 > 0:51:22- Oh, my God.- Hello.
0:51:22 > 0:51:24- Come here. - You are...you're unbelievable.
0:51:24 > 0:51:27- I can't believe that. - Did you have any idea?- No!
0:51:27 > 0:51:30- No!- All right, trouble?
0:51:30 > 0:51:31Are you upset or...?
0:51:31 > 0:51:33Oh, I can't believe you're here.
0:51:33 > 0:51:38- Are you worried?- I can't believe you're here. Oh, my God!
0:51:38 > 0:51:40I can't believe you're here.
0:51:41 > 0:51:43I can't believe you're here.
0:51:43 > 0:51:45What are you like, eh?
0:51:45 > 0:51:48- We're falling... - Are you all right?
0:51:48 > 0:51:50- Was you here the whole time? - We have been...I...
0:51:50 > 0:51:52Yesterday, I could have lent out the back of the van
0:51:52 > 0:51:55- and grabbed you, no problem. - I think about the second day-ish.
0:51:55 > 0:51:56But I'll tell you what, before you get home,
0:51:56 > 0:51:59- if you need to stop for a wee... - Yeah?
0:51:59 > 0:52:00..all right, if I were you,
0:52:00 > 0:52:05I'd find somewhere a little bit more concealed to do it, yeah?
0:52:05 > 0:52:08- That really upset me, though.- Why? - And I was actually crying.
0:52:08 > 0:52:10- Mum was in a right mess. - I was in such a state.
0:52:10 > 0:52:12It doesn't surprise me, that.
0:52:12 > 0:52:14But thank you, Holly, for looking after her.
0:52:14 > 0:52:16Yeah, Holly, you were superb, you were brilliant.
0:52:16 > 0:52:19You were an embarrassing lady, you were.
0:52:19 > 0:52:20I'm glad I saw it, really, Lauren,
0:52:20 > 0:52:24because I think we're going to have to have a little chat about it.
0:52:24 > 0:52:26It wasn't all bad, though, Lauren, because you sort
0:52:26 > 0:52:29of like redeemed yourself, I think you realised how bad you'd been.
0:52:29 > 0:52:32- Right, come here, anyway.- Go.
0:52:32 > 0:52:34Now I think I am glad that I come,
0:52:34 > 0:52:36because it's highlighted that she's...
0:52:36 > 0:52:39drinks a bit excessive...well, not a bit, she does drink excessively.
0:52:39 > 0:52:42- Don't come too close, we've got smelly hair!- No, you're all right.
0:52:42 > 0:52:46I reckon you've got smelly everything after that all weekend.
0:52:46 > 0:52:48I'm feeling really embarrassed.
0:52:48 > 0:52:51Even a bit pissed off, if I'm honest.
0:52:51 > 0:52:52I'm not happy.
0:52:52 > 0:52:54They've got a lot of reasons to be unhappy with me
0:52:54 > 0:52:56because I'm their daughter and they don't want to see it like that,
0:52:56 > 0:53:00but then I think, well, you put yourself in that situation so deal with it.
0:53:00 > 0:53:03This weekend has proved to Kim that Lauren's drinking
0:53:03 > 0:53:04can get out of hand,
0:53:04 > 0:53:08and Lauren now knows that she will have to face the music back home.
0:53:08 > 0:53:10I have no idea how Chris is going to react to seeing us.
0:53:10 > 0:53:12You're a little bit worried about it, aren't you?
0:53:12 > 0:53:14I think he's going to be really shocked,
0:53:14 > 0:53:17but I'm really looking forward to it.
0:53:17 > 0:53:19Back on the camp site, Doreen and Claire are in position,
0:53:19 > 0:53:21ready to surprise Chris.
0:53:21 > 0:53:24Mum, I think you're making yourself more obvious.
0:53:24 > 0:53:26I know, I don't want him to see us.
0:53:27 > 0:53:29You're carrying the tent back.
0:53:29 > 0:53:31Yeah, that's fine.
0:53:31 > 0:53:34I carried it up here, you carry it back.
0:53:41 > 0:53:44- All right, Chris. - Hi, Chris. Fancy seeing you here.
0:53:44 > 0:53:47- All right? - Do you know something, Chris?
0:53:47 > 0:53:50We've been here all weekend.
0:53:50 > 0:53:54We've seen everything you've done, absolutely everything.
0:53:54 > 0:53:58We saw you rolling around on the floor like a baby giraffe that couldn't get up.
0:53:58 > 0:54:01When you arrived, you were so drunk when you arrived, you couldn't
0:54:01 > 0:54:06stand up, and we have seen everything, even your hairy bum.
0:54:06 > 0:54:08Saw you...
0:54:08 > 0:54:11You are never going to live this down, ever.
0:54:11 > 0:54:13Do you know what I thought was real funny?
0:54:13 > 0:54:15Do you know when you was near them people in them masks
0:54:15 > 0:54:18and you told them to go scare...
0:54:18 > 0:54:20- No, that was not... - Guess who was in them masks?
0:54:20 > 0:54:21- Guess who it was?- Me and Mum.
0:54:21 > 0:54:24- It was us.- Seriously?
0:54:24 > 0:54:27Yeah, you came... you was like in front of me, Chris.
0:54:27 > 0:54:31We was like stood this close and you went, "My friend's scared of you"
0:54:31 > 0:54:34and I'm going, "Oh, he'll know it's me!" and you didn't even guess.
0:54:34 > 0:54:36We so was as well.
0:54:36 > 0:54:37I'm shocked.
0:54:37 > 0:54:39I didn't expect to see like my mum and my sister here.
0:54:39 > 0:54:41It was like the last thing...
0:54:41 > 0:54:43Yeah, I don't really know what to say.
0:54:43 > 0:54:45It's just...I've been set up.
0:54:45 > 0:54:47We're going to be winding Chris up for ever.
0:54:47 > 0:54:49We're going to be able to use this for years to come.
0:54:49 > 0:54:52When he brings girls home, we'll be able to use it.
0:54:52 > 0:54:55I said at the start, like, my mum's the one person that was going
0:54:55 > 0:54:58to embarrass me, and now she's come here and she's embarrassed me.
0:54:58 > 0:55:01There's still people walking around some places as well
0:55:01 > 0:55:02and they're seeing my mum hug me and stuff.
0:55:02 > 0:55:05It's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to me.
0:55:05 > 0:55:09Back home in Plymouth after an eye-opening weekend, and now that
0:55:09 > 0:55:13the dust has settled, it's time for that mother and daughter chat.
0:55:13 > 0:55:14I didn't think I'd see you like that.
0:55:14 > 0:55:16Afterwards, I thought, "Oh, my,
0:55:16 > 0:55:19"I've made such a big mistake," and then I thought...
0:55:19 > 0:55:20maybe it was good I did see you like that,
0:55:20 > 0:55:22because Dave's always saying...
0:55:22 > 0:55:25has said a lot in the past he thinks you've maybe...
0:55:25 > 0:55:29- drink a bit...- Well, yeah, that's because he used to be like it.
0:55:29 > 0:55:31That's because he used to be like it, so he knows.
0:55:31 > 0:55:34Yeah, he's probably seen himself, yeah. Yeah.
0:55:34 > 0:55:35He knows what he was like,
0:55:35 > 0:55:39and obviously that's kind of what I'm like, so he knows.
0:55:39 > 0:55:42I know now that I shouldn't drink as much
0:55:42 > 0:55:44and I should listen to others,
0:55:44 > 0:55:46because obviously what they're telling me is true,
0:55:46 > 0:55:48but I'm just being like, no, I want...
0:55:48 > 0:55:49you know, I'll do what I want,
0:55:49 > 0:55:51but knowing that you've seen me like that,
0:55:51 > 0:55:53I just think I won't drink as much.
0:55:53 > 0:55:55So maybe it was good, then, it was like a bit of a wake-up call.
0:55:55 > 0:55:58- Yeah, maybe it was. - Maybe, even though there was...
0:55:58 > 0:56:01like I say it was a rollercoaster and I though, what have I done...
0:56:01 > 0:56:04It was a wake-up call, but I'm going out tonight.
0:56:06 > 0:56:08Next time, ladies' man Harry...
0:56:10 > 0:56:12..is after more than just a few kisses.
0:56:12 > 0:56:14Totally give up with him now.
0:56:17 > 0:56:18And will mummy's girl Hannah...
0:56:18 > 0:56:20I've lost my handbag.
0:56:20 > 0:56:22Yeah, I'm not very drunk, I'm like...
0:56:22 > 0:56:23Don't lie to me!
0:56:23 > 0:56:25..finally prove her independence.
0:56:25 > 0:56:28- We've had a threesome twice. - Oh, my God.
0:56:28 > 0:56:30..as one way or another...
0:56:30 > 0:56:33- Morning!- Oh, my God!
0:56:33 > 0:56:36..someone is in for a serious shock.
0:56:36 > 0:56:38I'm not impressed, boys. I'm livid.
0:56:38 > 0:56:40I can't believe this!