0:00:02 > 0:00:04This programme contains strong language.
0:00:04 > 0:00:07North of the city centre is a Manchester suburb called Harpurhey.
0:00:07 > 0:00:11They say the area's full of rough families.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13I don't think it's such a bad place.
0:00:13 > 0:00:17Ten years ago a government report branded it the most deprived neighbourhood in England.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20- It's a simple question I asked. - Yeah, and I'm trying to answer it.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Things have got a bit better since then
0:00:22 > 0:00:25but life round here is still no bed of roses.
0:00:25 > 0:00:26There's a local expression -
0:00:26 > 0:00:28they'd steal the shit out of your arse.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Not cos they want it, just so that you haven't got it.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Half the people have no qualifications
0:00:33 > 0:00:36and antisocial behaviour is rife.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40- Are you the neighbour from hell? - Probably, yeah.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42People round here might not be the poshest
0:00:42 > 0:00:44but they're not lacking in spirit.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47That's why we call ourselves the dysfunctionals.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50They're just trying to get on with life, be themselves...
0:00:50 > 0:00:52I ain't driving the van like this.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54..and follow their dreams.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56I could be, like, a different person when I'm acting.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Tis true that a good play needs no epilogue.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02For one long summer, the young people of Harpurhey let us
0:01:02 > 0:01:04into their secret world.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07ALL: # I have a penis I shake it in the morning... #
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Sharing the good times...
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Megan Fox eat your heart out.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12..and the bad.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Hello! Go and find another street to go and terrorise.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18This is how it really feels growing up the hard way.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Youse might think you know people like us
0:01:20 > 0:01:22but you don't know nothing yet!
0:01:31 > 0:01:35This week we meet likely lads Aaron and Mikee, who are trying not
0:01:35 > 0:01:39to let partying get in the way of them building a new business.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43It will work, there's no alternative. It's this or not.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47Best mates Jazmine and Kelsea are enjoying their last summer
0:01:47 > 0:01:50together, before one of them moves out of the area.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52I'm going to the park that everyone calls a park
0:01:52 > 0:01:54but it's got chickens on it, it's called
0:01:54 > 0:01:56a chicken park but I call it a park anyway.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57So we're going there.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Exercise guru Javeno
0:01:59 > 0:02:01is planning a mass workout day to get the locals fit.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04It's supposed to hurt. It's not supposed to feel good.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Dogs are acting really weird tonight.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08And the Wakefields feel the time has come to deal
0:02:08 > 0:02:11with their resident poltergeist, Malcolm.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13If you don't like us, then get out of our house.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Do something, will you, for God's sake, you old fart?
0:02:24 > 0:02:27On the high street is the Wishy Washy launderette.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32It's been run by Paul and Karen for six years.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36Get me money back out of the machine or else I'll never see that again.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Daughters Amber and Maddy are not impressed.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Me mum's been working in the launderette for years
0:02:43 > 0:02:46and, to be honest, I think she's just bored senseless.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Going to the hospital next week, Paul.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53Today, mum Karen is passing the time teasing Paul about having
0:02:53 > 0:02:55colonic irrigation.
0:02:55 > 0:02:5650 quid to get a tube put up your arse.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Are you having a fricking laugh?
0:02:58 > 0:03:02It is my hobby, winding Paul up.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06I buzz off it, I do, I love it. Seriously.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Amber said she's seen it on Geordie Shore.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11As long as she's fricking paying for hers.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Or I'll do it for 25.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16No, you get, you get cleaned out proper.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18All the toxins out of your body.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20It's good for weight loss and that and it, it,
0:03:20 > 0:03:23it's good for your skin, Amber's definitely getting it done,
0:03:23 > 0:03:26she said, "Why don't you come with us, Mum?" What more can you ask for?
0:03:26 > 0:03:31Day out with your daughter to have a tube put up your ring piece.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Do you want to come with us?
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Me mum's that bored, she's just looking for a bit of spice
0:03:36 > 0:03:39in her life and she gets that a lot with Malcolm.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43For the last three years, the Wakefields believe their family
0:03:43 > 0:03:46home has been haunted by Malcolm, their resident poltergeist.
0:03:47 > 0:03:52Malcolm is apparently this guy who lives in the house.
0:03:52 > 0:03:58He's very mischievous, like, he does stuff, like, he hides stuff from ya.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Apparently, he won't leave the house cos he likes to torment us.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Malcolm has become such a nuisance,
0:04:05 > 0:04:07the Wakefields have asked some ghost-hunters to
0:04:07 > 0:04:11visit their house and have it out with the mischievous spirit.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Malcolm's been around us for that long, yeah,
0:04:14 > 0:04:17he might as well be a, be a part of the family.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20I'm thinking of starting to charge him rent, you know.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Lives there, cough up.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25I won't go downstairs on me own but er...
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- She won't go for piss on her own. - No, won't do that.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30That's why I stay upstairs, I feel safe upstairs
0:04:30 > 0:04:32but I don't like it downstairs.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Ghost-hunters Bob and Pete have tried to contact Malcolm before,
0:04:37 > 0:04:40via Ouija board but with little success.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44When you get Malcolm on the Ouija board, he's, um...
0:04:44 > 0:04:46He's a twat. To be blunt.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Because he won't communicate,
0:04:48 > 0:04:50he won't tell you what you want to know.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Karen's so spooked by the unusual events in the house,
0:04:52 > 0:04:56that the investigators have agreed to try and contact Malcolm again
0:04:56 > 0:04:58and reason with him.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02The first job is to confirm they're talking to the right spirit.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Can you please give us the first initial,
0:05:06 > 0:05:08the first letter of your first name?
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Malcolm's real, he's there, so it's not,
0:05:15 > 0:05:17it's not like an imaginary friend, cos he's there.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19He's actually in the house.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20Is your name Malcolm?
0:05:24 > 0:05:26- What?! - Oh, it's made me stomach go.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29It's all right, don't worry, just put your finger back on the glass.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32But did you, did you...? Please tell me you heard that. I've got goose pimples.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35People that say we're cranks... Well, fair enough, that's their...
0:05:35 > 0:05:38They want to believe in what they want to believe in.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Oh, flipping heck.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Yeah, but we know different, you know,
0:05:43 > 0:05:46until you've experienced it, don't open your mouth about it.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Do you mean to scare them, Malcolm?
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Does he pick on anyone in particular?
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Put the glass towards who.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Send the glass to the person we think...
0:06:00 > 0:06:01- OK.- You, Kaz.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03It is, he always gets me the most.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07Apparently Malcolm's out to just get me mum because he knows he don't
0:06:07 > 0:06:11get a reaction off me and Paul, and I think my mum secretly loves it.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13See ya later, Malcolm.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Bye.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Aah! See, he listened to you then.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21With many questions left unanswered,
0:06:21 > 0:06:24the family's pursuit of Malcolm is not over yet.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34At a precinct north of Harpurhey, 20-year-old best mates,
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Aaron and Mikee, are trying to drum up interest in their new
0:06:37 > 0:06:39painting and decorating business.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Are we moving in? Are you moving in for the kill?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44But the offers of work are not exactly flooding in.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Excuse me, love.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51Oh, fair enough. Chopped! It's fine, don't worry about it.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Both the lads left school at 16 and have been sacked from low-paid jobs.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59I got just like little crappy jobs here and there, working at Currys,
0:06:59 > 0:07:02working at Next, working at Sainsbury's and none of 'em I liked.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06We've just started up a painting and decorating business.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08We do joinery, tiling, electrics.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10I've always wanted to work for me-self.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13I've never really been a big fan of the whole having someone
0:07:13 > 0:07:16on your back, telling ya, sort of, do this, do that, do this, do that.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- All right, love? Are we all right to leave you with a flyer?- Yeah.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Basically, we've just started our own painting and decorating business
0:07:23 > 0:07:26and nobody else is as young and strapping as us two.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28So, in all fairness, nobody kind of...
0:07:28 > 0:07:32- That just totally failed. - Is as good as us. So take a flyer,
0:07:32 > 0:07:36Keep us in mind. Tiling, joinery, electrics, painting and decorating.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40- Come and do your house, nice and cheap.- All right, thanks. - You rescued me.- See ya later.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42You rescued me on that one. I flopped it.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Yeah, Mikee can be a bit of a knob, I guess.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46That was like a proper cheeky opportunity
0:07:46 > 0:07:49and I just ruined it, totally ruined it.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53I've known him for a long time. He's my knob, no-one else's knob.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56The boys are desperate to be their own bosses
0:07:56 > 0:07:59but if they don't start earning in the next two months,
0:07:59 > 0:08:02they'll have to kiss goodbye their dreams of running their own business.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05This is the only plan.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08This is Plan A, there is no Plan B, like, it has to work.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Shall we pitch it to the dog?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13And just give the dog a flyer to chew on.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Hold me up.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21A couple of miles down the road, in the centre of Harpurhey,
0:08:21 > 0:08:25best mates Jazmine and Kelsea are making use of the local leisure facilities.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27When people want to know where I'm going,
0:08:27 > 0:08:30I say, "I'm going to the park that everyone calls a park
0:08:30 > 0:08:33"but it's got chickens on it, it's called
0:08:33 > 0:08:36"a chicken park but it's not really a park but I call it a park anyway.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39"So we're going there." That's where we're going.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43This is the chicken park. See, can you see the chickens?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45This is the chicken park.
0:08:45 > 0:08:4914-year-old Jazmine and 15-year-old Kelsea live a minute
0:08:49 > 0:08:52away from each other and have been friends for four years.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55My nickname is Jazzy-shay and hers is Kelco.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59She's really clever, she's beautiful, she's funny,
0:08:59 > 0:09:02she's just out there and amazing.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06Dunno what that is, ladybird, caterpillar, I'm guessing, and a monkey.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08- What the heck is that? - A tiger.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Er, it's meant to be a little kids park
0:09:11 > 0:09:15but this is how it turned out to be.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18As you can see on the floor, it's not a place for little kids
0:09:18 > 0:09:23to be cos of all the glass and a brick and plastic and yeah, so...
0:09:23 > 0:09:26The two friends have a great time hanging out in Harpurhey, although
0:09:26 > 0:09:30recently a few racist incidents have spoiled Jazmine's experience.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33I was sat here with my friend
0:09:33 > 0:09:36and then these little kids were shouting "lesbians" and all that.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38So we was like "whatever".
0:09:38 > 0:09:40And then these small kids were coming up to us,
0:09:40 > 0:09:43spitting at us and throwing glass at us, so we stood up
0:09:43 > 0:09:45and walked away and then one of them punched me in the back
0:09:45 > 0:09:47of the head and then, yeah,
0:09:47 > 0:09:51and they were calling us, like, you know, black bitches and niggers
0:09:51 > 0:09:54and they just kept saying it over and over again.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57So we got frustrated and then walked home.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00These racist incidents have forced Jazmine's mum Jaki
0:10:00 > 0:10:03to consider drastic action.
0:10:03 > 0:10:08The area's got so bad and, like, my mum is making us, you know,
0:10:08 > 0:10:11move away and it is, like, devastating.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13I'm absolutely sick of
0:10:13 > 0:10:16the chaos, the street violence, the antisocial behaviour,
0:10:16 > 0:10:18the threats, the intimidation,
0:10:18 > 0:10:20harassment that my children have had,
0:10:20 > 0:10:23and it's my duty as their parent to take them somewhere safe.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26It's been a difficult decision for Jaki who, despite Jazmine's
0:10:26 > 0:10:30experiences, believes there's a strong community spirit in the area.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34Apart from it being, you know, really scary at times,
0:10:34 > 0:10:36there's the other side of it.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Some of the people are just absolutely lovely.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42It's that friendliness
0:10:42 > 0:10:46and that very down to earth sort of place where there's not much
0:10:46 > 0:10:52airs and graces as such and people don't generally fake it too much.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54With a move on the cards, this could be Jazmine
0:10:54 > 0:10:56and Kelsea's last summer together.
0:10:56 > 0:11:01When I first found out that we're moving I was quite shocked
0:11:01 > 0:11:04and I remember crying for a little bit in my room.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07I can't believe it's actually coming down to this.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11See, you can do it now and I'm practically not holding ya.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19Aaron and Mikee's flyering campaign has not been successful and
0:11:19 > 0:11:22the wannabe painter-decorators are still no closer to getting a job.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24- You what, mate?- £5.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28With barely enough cash for essential purchases,
0:11:28 > 0:11:31it's time for the lads to rethink their tactics.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34We can't be fussy about what kind
0:11:34 > 0:11:36of work we're taking at the moment,
0:11:36 > 0:11:38whether it's a dingy little bathroom somewhere
0:11:38 > 0:11:39or a full apartment paint.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42At the end of the day, we've got to take everything to progress
0:11:42 > 0:11:45a bit further and make our money and do what we're doing.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Our competition are, like, middle-aged, balding fat guys,
0:11:48 > 0:11:51who can barely climb a ladder without dislocating a hip.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55I'll bring the roller, you bring your boyish charm and Justin Bieber looks.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Justin Bieber?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00We've both got a lot riding on it, we've got a lot of money in it
0:12:00 > 0:12:04and we have to succeed with it cos we can't afford not to.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Cos if we fail, then we're fucked.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09People try and sugar coat everything and say... Slag!
0:12:09 > 0:12:13..you don't have to make a fortune to be successful or all that
0:12:13 > 0:12:16kind of bollocks that they come out with.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17Slag!
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Mikee's dad left when he was three
0:12:19 > 0:12:22and they only had sporadic contact as he was growing up.
0:12:23 > 0:12:29I remember not seeing him for ages and I got a letter off him
0:12:29 > 0:12:31or something through the post and, er, it was a letter
0:12:31 > 0:12:35saying something like, "Sorry I've not been in touch, I've been in prison for the last two years,"
0:12:35 > 0:12:37or something. I was like, "Fair enough."
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Mikee's determined to stay on the straight and narrow
0:12:40 > 0:12:44and make a go of his business, especially now he's a father.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48I'd just left school, er, I turned 16 and then me little boy was born.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52Er, me and his mum split up not too long after that.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54My experiences with my dad when I was growing up
0:12:54 > 0:12:56definitely make me want to be a better dad.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59You need to succeed for him to be able to look up to ya.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03He's not going to look up to you if you're just some bum who's doing nothing with your life.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07As long as you work hard for it, there's going to be something to hand down to your kids,
0:13:07 > 0:13:09there's going to be something else but...
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Slag!
0:13:15 > 0:13:20The Wakefields believe their house is haunted by a poltergeist called Malcolm.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24The team of paranormal investigators have been hard at work,
0:13:24 > 0:13:28collecting what they think is further evidence of his existence.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32That's Bob and that's Peter.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36The result of the investigation have been uploaded onto YouTube.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41Oh, there's a series of photographs of the stairs.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Karen is convinced there is now photographic evidence
0:13:44 > 0:13:46of paranormal activity in her house.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- Oh, yeah.- It's weird, that.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50And then these shadows here
0:13:50 > 0:13:52are like the ones what, like, someone walking up the stairs.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Yeah, but I thought he was walking down.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57- Oh, yeah.- That's weird, that.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00I was just taking some random pictures of the stairs,
0:14:00 > 0:14:04where you can see what appears to be a shadow emerging from the wall
0:14:04 > 0:14:06and it looks like it's moving up the stairs.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11Look, that, that looks like it's feet and then it, then it goes up.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Look at it, it's disappearing up.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Yeah, it's going up now, in't it?
0:14:15 > 0:14:19We've never had that before, so this was extremely weird.
0:14:20 > 0:14:25Me mum is like 100% sure that that is Malcolm on the stairs.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27I'm not quite sure, I can't really put my finger on it.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31There is definitely something walking down the stairs
0:14:31 > 0:14:34and disappearing back up the stairs, but if it's Malcolm, I don't know.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Whilst recording an interview with the family, Bob and Pete's
0:14:37 > 0:14:42specialist audio equipment captured an unexplained sound.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45'But I don't notice him. MOANING
0:14:45 > 0:14:47'What's that?'
0:14:47 > 0:14:51It's funny how all our heads go... All of us.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- 'Was that music? - Is the telly on upstairs?'
0:14:53 > 0:14:55'I thought it was a bit of a queer,'
0:14:55 > 0:14:56you know, bit of a queer spook,
0:14:56 > 0:14:59yeah, cos it sounded girlyfied sort of thing, you know.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Every single one of us heard that and you can tell we did.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Oooh! That sort of thing like, but challengingly.
0:15:05 > 0:15:06Finally,
0:15:06 > 0:15:10Karen believes she accidentally captured an image of Malcolm
0:15:10 > 0:15:12while photographing the exterior of the house.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15I was clicking and clicking and clicking, didn't I, with my phone?
0:15:15 > 0:15:19Clicking and clicking and that's the outcome. We was only parked outside here.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21But you didn't see it on your phone, did you, much?
0:15:21 > 0:15:24No, I didn't see much, could tell something was there though.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Said to Paul, look at this picture, weird!
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- That is definitely Malcolm. - Looks like he's got a fag.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Somebody said it's Paul but Paul was sat next to me in the car.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34He was sat next to me, it wasn't Paul.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Look there, don't that look like a tash?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Personally, I thought it looked like Fred Mercury, yeah,
0:15:38 > 0:15:41cos he's got a fucking tash, a big, thick tash.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43But he doesn't really frighten me.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45I wouldn't sit in me bedroom, like, couldn't get to sleep
0:15:45 > 0:15:49cos I think someone's there, just, I mean, I'm more intrigued.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53The Wakefields are more convinced than ever they're being haunted,
0:15:53 > 0:15:57so they've asked ghost-hunters Bob and Pete to return to
0:15:57 > 0:15:59the house soon for one final showdown with Malcolm.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Javeno is a fitness instructor
0:16:04 > 0:16:07on a one-man mission to get Harpurhey fit.
0:16:07 > 0:16:11Going to make 'em hate me. Going to make 'em hate me.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14If they don't hate me now they won't get any results.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17So if they hate me, that means they're really pushing themselves.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18Health is a major issue in Harpurhey
0:16:18 > 0:16:23and life expectancy is seven years lower than the national average.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Forward with your hands. Hey, girls, let's go. Go for a walk, girls.
0:16:26 > 0:16:31Javeno is known for his no-nonsense attitude when leading his classes.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Pick a heavy one, pick a challenging one. Is that challenging?
0:16:34 > 0:16:35Is that challenging?
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- OK, stand up with it, up towards your, is that too much?- No.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40So you was lying, weren't ya? Liar!
0:16:40 > 0:16:43I don't believe any of 'em, they're all liars.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46I don't believe what they say, so you could train here but if your
0:16:46 > 0:16:49weight isn't going down, you're not being dedicated when I'm not there.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Give me a squat jump at the top, there we go.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53There you go, but you've got to jump from that low position.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55'Kim trains with me five times a week.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57'If I see Kim coming out of a chippy,'
0:16:57 > 0:17:00I'll go over and rip that thing out of her hand.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01Keep going, keep going, keep going.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04Moving on, moving on, nice.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06A lot of the country is obese, a lot of Manchester is obese,
0:17:06 > 0:17:08over here, I'm not saying everyone's massive,
0:17:08 > 0:17:11but a lot of the people in North Manchester are very unfit.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Come across your body with your knee, beautiful, there you go.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16I wouldn't be doing my job if I lie to people and say,
0:17:16 > 0:17:19"Yeah, you're fit, you look great, you look great," when you don't.
0:17:19 > 0:17:20Squat hold for the last 30.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24Get your arse down. Four, three, two...
0:17:24 > 0:17:28Javeno has a plan to spread his message of fitness in the area -
0:17:28 > 0:17:30a free mass workout day for the locals.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32So I'm going to do a big event.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34I'm not sure what park yet. I'm going to pick a park,
0:17:34 > 0:17:37do big outdoor event, like an exhibition.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40It costs money if you've got to go to an expensive class or you've
0:17:40 > 0:17:42got to join an expensive gym. The park's free.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47For Javeno, the time has come to challenge those
0:17:47 > 0:17:51in his community with an unhealthy lifestyle to change their ways.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54When you go into most of these shops, the first thing that
0:17:54 > 0:17:59you see is the bad stuff, it's all the sweets and the chocolate.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Straightaway.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04This is one of the worst culprits of...
0:18:04 > 0:18:08of people gaining weight as regards to the obesity levels.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11That's it there, baby, that's the one, that, that's a star.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13This is frigging... This is Robbie Williams,
0:18:13 > 0:18:16the rest of them are Gary Barlow, this is Robbie Williams, this.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20No-one's got a gun to your head saying, "Eat this, argh, eat it now!"
0:18:20 > 0:18:22No-one's... No-one's doing that,
0:18:22 > 0:18:24so why do you feel like you have to eat it?
0:18:24 > 0:18:25It's a bit annoying actually.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Javeno has big plans for his fitness day
0:18:28 > 0:18:31but he's only got two weeks to prepare.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34This event should hopefully give a lot of people in the community
0:18:34 > 0:18:36that little kick up the arse. Boo!
0:18:36 > 0:18:40Just to say, you know what, let me get up and do something.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Can't afford to go to the gym. So what!
0:18:42 > 0:18:45I can go in my park and I can do something.
0:18:53 > 0:18:5614-year-old Jazmine's mum has made the difficult decision to
0:18:56 > 0:19:00take her away from Harpurhey, after she became the target of racism.
0:19:00 > 0:19:06Like, they'll call out Paki and it's, like, I'm not really Asian,
0:19:06 > 0:19:09so obviously do you know, like, you're obviously wrong?
0:19:09 > 0:19:14But they become, like, they just call me, like, nigger and just, like,
0:19:14 > 0:19:18all sorts of just horrible stuff and it's just, like, well, whatever.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21And I say whatever to it sometimes but sometimes
0:19:21 > 0:19:26I get like really angry with it and I do kind of lose it sometimes.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Yeah.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35Jazmine lives with her mum Jaki and younger sister J'anaie.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Jazmine's father left when she was a baby
0:19:40 > 0:19:44and it was left to Jaki to bring her up alone.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Jazmine's behaviour did change,
0:19:46 > 0:19:49as I recognised that she was becoming a very angry girl.
0:19:49 > 0:19:54Just very moody and angry and it was very difficult to pinpoint.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Was it becoming a teenager, just rebelling
0:19:57 > 0:20:01or is there something else going on?
0:20:01 > 0:20:04After the racist attacks, Jazmine would retreat to her bedroom.
0:20:07 > 0:20:13I'd basically punch the wall, I'd punch the bed, I'd just, just...
0:20:13 > 0:20:17throw everything about, then I'd get my pillow and just start screaming
0:20:17 > 0:20:21cos I didn't obviously want me mum to hear I was screaming
0:20:21 > 0:20:23and then I used to grab my notebook
0:20:23 > 0:20:26and then start writing my feelings down.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Nothing really prepares ya to deal with your children being
0:20:29 > 0:20:33assaulted and abused because of the colour of their skin.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35I don't think anything could prepare you for that.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Despite the racist incidents, Jazmine's family has enjoyed
0:20:38 > 0:20:41living in the area, but feel the time has now come to move on.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Jaki has applied for them to move to a housing co-operative
0:20:44 > 0:20:46on the other side of Manchester.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- Do you want to see some pictures of it, Kelsea?- Oh, right.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51You have your own little garden space
0:20:51 > 0:20:53and they've got a communal bit.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56- Where is it? - Not far from Trafford, as well.
0:20:56 > 0:20:57That's far away!
0:20:59 > 0:21:01What, why do you want to leave me, though?
0:21:01 > 0:21:05- It's not leaving you, we're never going to leave you. - But you're leaving the area!
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Yeah. We can live a better way.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11- When people have a problem round here, what do they do? - They just want to beat each other up.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14The norm there is to actually sit down and have a discussion
0:21:14 > 0:21:17and see if anyone needs any support,
0:21:17 > 0:21:19and that way we can thrive as a community.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21As opposed to disintegrate,
0:21:21 > 0:21:26- which is how it appears to be round here these days.- LOL!
0:21:26 > 0:21:29That was putting it politely, disintegrate, weren't it?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31- It's bedlam!- LOL!
0:21:31 > 0:21:34What are you going to miss most about me?
0:21:34 > 0:21:36- Your craziness.- Booming!
0:21:37 > 0:21:38Your good sense of humour.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Like, just how you're so caring and that you're there for everyone.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48I'm a bit sad because my partner's leaving me,
0:21:48 > 0:21:53my partner in crime and she's going and, yeah, it's just sad times.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Don't know if this one's long enough, might have to use that fucking dopey one.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08With still no paid work on the horizon for Aaron and Mikee...
0:22:08 > 0:22:09Pull it in a bit.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11..the lads are lending a hand,
0:22:11 > 0:22:14building a ramp for Aaron's wheelchair-bound nana.
0:22:14 > 0:22:166'10" roughly.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18I fucking hate these old tape measures.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Not planning to get paid for it at all, it's just helping my nana out.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Four weeks ago, Aaron's nana had her leg amputated
0:22:26 > 0:22:29and has not been able to leave the house since.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33You just feel as if you're cooped up like a prisoner.
0:22:33 > 0:22:38But I don't know where I would want to go, I just want to have
0:22:38 > 0:22:43a little whizz along the path and breathe fresh air.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45It's frustrating for me as well cos she's my nana
0:22:45 > 0:22:49and I want her to go out and just let her do whatever she wants to do.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51She can't be stuck in every day, she's not an animal,
0:22:51 > 0:22:53do you know what I mean?
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Is that three and a half precisely?
0:22:55 > 0:22:57There or there abouts. Call it four foot.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Having measured up,
0:22:59 > 0:23:01it's off to the DIY store to pick up supplies.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03There's no point in coming back.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07But now they've bought their timber, the lads haven't quite worked out how to get it home.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Delivery's not till Wednesday, we can't get it delivered
0:23:10 > 0:23:14till Wednesday, so, er, we need to get a van or a taxi
0:23:14 > 0:23:17because we can't get the timber cut down.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20There's been a little slight fuck-up.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Not really much else to say but we're dicks.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Is this the right number? I phoned for a taxi.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Ambitious but useless. That's kind of the way it goes.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31I take it this is not a taxi service?
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Er, we needed one urgently really. Not at the moment.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Have you got anything available then? Nothing.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39I told him to get it delivered about three days ago
0:23:39 > 0:23:42and it kind of would have been here by now but someone thought "No,
0:23:42 > 0:23:44"we won't do that, we'll just go and pick it up."
0:23:44 > 0:23:48Now we're wandering around B&Q car park like a pair of lost souls.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Fucking hell! Urgh!
0:23:53 > 0:23:55At last, the lads have found a taxi.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57The moment of truth. It's going to be a squeeze.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59But it's an added expense they don't need,
0:23:59 > 0:24:02particularly as they're doing this job for free.
0:24:02 > 0:24:03That's a squeeze and a half.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09Mate, you have no idea how much I love you right now. Jabba!
0:24:09 > 0:24:13We're normally quite organised with stuff like this.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17Didn't all go to plan but we got there in the end.
0:24:17 > 0:24:21- Hallelujah! - Come on, chop, chop!
0:24:21 > 0:24:26Back at Nana's, the two-hour delay at the DIY store has knocked the lads' schedule.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30Right, we've already decided that it's pointless fucking starting today.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34- No, we can still start it today. - It is pointless starting today because it just is.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36I want to get it done.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40It was getting late, it was pretty cold, there was no way we were going to finish it that night.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43I don't think it's smart to start it today. I just don't think it's worth doing.
0:24:43 > 0:24:44What's the harm in trying?
0:24:44 > 0:24:46If it's not finished, it's not finished
0:24:46 > 0:24:49but we're not doing anything all day.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52I just wanted my nana to be able to come out as soon as, and the fact
0:24:52 > 0:24:55that he was like, "Nah, fuck that, I'm not working till late,"
0:24:55 > 0:24:58I thought that was very fucking selfish of him, do you know what I mean?
0:24:58 > 0:25:01In respect of like what I think, I want my nana
0:25:01 > 0:25:04out of the house as soon as I can, so I don't want to leave it like...
0:25:04 > 0:25:07- It's fucking pointless waiting... - Yeah, but it will get done...
0:25:07 > 0:25:10- Doing it to wait for the sake of another day. - It can get done, it will get done.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Kind of like a married couple, I guess.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14I'm not fucking about, doing it at night.
0:25:14 > 0:25:15Well, fuck you then, mate, I'm doing it.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- Cos there's just no point. - I don't give a fuck, mate.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20You're supposed to be fucking helping me out.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21Aaron's definitely the bitch.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23See what I've got to put up with.
0:25:25 > 0:25:31It'll get done tonight, whether I've got to do it by myself or not.
0:25:31 > 0:25:35I'm the daddy, I wear the trousers and he's my bitch.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39Well, if possible, I'm going to try and stay as late as I can tonight.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49The Wakefields believe their house is haunted by a poltergeist called Malcolm.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54And Amber is getting into the spirit of things
0:25:54 > 0:25:57by transforming Karen into one of the undead.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01Going for a zombie look with a shot-in-the-head bullet wound.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08This summer, Amber won a place at drama school down south.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Go on, have a sniff first. There you go.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12My good girl.
0:26:12 > 0:26:16But leaving home was a step she didn't feel quite ready to take.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20My mum's really happy I didn't go to London cos, I mean,
0:26:20 > 0:26:22we're like best friends.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24I couldn't imagine my life without my mum
0:26:24 > 0:26:28and I think it's the same, she couldn't imagine me not being here.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Right, let's try and put some of this on ya.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32It's horrible, this stuff.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Amber has deferred her uni entry but is taking advantage of her
0:26:35 > 0:26:39year out to study stage make-up at the local college.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42I'm practising on me mum cos it's sort of part of the course.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43Is that going to be red?
0:26:43 > 0:26:47What colour do you think it's going to be, if you're shot in the head?!
0:26:47 > 0:26:49It's good that you've got some kind of career, ain't it?
0:26:49 > 0:26:53What can you see yourself doing in, say, when you're 25?
0:26:53 > 0:26:56- Not running the laundrette, that's for sure.- Oh, obviously.
0:26:56 > 0:27:01That's why my kids are never ever going to do what I did in life.
0:27:02 > 0:27:03A bloody laundrette!
0:27:03 > 0:27:06So I always drummed it into Amber's head - do well,
0:27:06 > 0:27:08do well at school, don't be like me.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Can you see yourself being like Dot Cotton of Moston?!
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Can you really see Amber working in a laundrette? Never.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16I want me kids to have ambition.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18I want them to become really successful.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22The world's your oyster, you can do anything you want
0:27:22 > 0:27:24if you've got a good job.
0:27:24 > 0:27:29Travel. Nice house. Nice car.
0:27:29 > 0:27:33No worries about where the next bill's coming from.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36I don't think my mum is content with this life.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39I think she's just used to just owning the laundrette now.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41She think that's what it's going to be forever.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44Everybody says money's not important but it flipping is, ain't it?
0:27:44 > 0:27:47- Yeah. - Wouldn't say it makes you happy.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50No, but why do you think I go to college and stuff? To earn money.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52All the world's just about living, it's about money.
0:27:52 > 0:27:56- Yeah, of course it is. - Everything's about money.- Everything.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58- Have you done me bullet hole? - Yeah.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00Does it look good?
0:28:00 > 0:28:04Malcolm, knock if you think I look sexy and nice for you.
0:28:04 > 0:28:05You're up it, you.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08Think Malcolm'd like me now?
0:28:08 > 0:28:12Mum, just cos he's dead doesn't mean he's going to date a zombie.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22Up the road, Mikee and Aaron
0:28:22 > 0:28:25are working into the night to get Nana's ramp built.
0:28:29 > 0:28:32It's 7:35 and we're, er, probably going to be
0:28:32 > 0:28:37here for about another fucking 12 hours, if Aaron gets his own way.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39Aaron's wheelchair-bound nana has been
0:28:39 > 0:28:41trapped in the house for the last month, and the ramp will
0:28:41 > 0:28:45allow her to get out and enjoy her local community once more.
0:28:45 > 0:28:48We're not just going to sort of leave her.
0:28:48 > 0:28:52I've not been able to get out for almost a month now.
0:28:52 > 0:28:55I've lived in this area for 40 years and, gosh,
0:28:55 > 0:28:59I don't half miss just looking over the park.
0:28:59 > 0:29:01She does mean a lot to me
0:29:01 > 0:29:05because she's pretty much brought me up from about 12 years old.
0:29:05 > 0:29:07But it don't feel like a chore or anything like that,
0:29:07 > 0:29:10I mean, I'm doing it because I want to, not cos I have to.
0:29:10 > 0:29:12'We all love Aaron's nana.
0:29:12 > 0:29:14'It was a bit weird, to be honest, because back in the day'
0:29:14 > 0:29:18she used to really hate me and I think I was just like the loud
0:29:18 > 0:29:22knobhead, the irritating kid who just never fucked off but I think
0:29:22 > 0:29:26she kind of always knew like I had a good heart deep down, somewhere.
0:29:26 > 0:29:30We all know how much this has meant to you, Nana.
0:29:30 > 0:29:34Oh, yeah. But this is going to change things again, ain't it?
0:29:34 > 0:29:38- For the better. - Cheers to the better.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41Cheers to the better. Yeah.
0:29:42 > 0:29:4518 hours since work on the ramp began,
0:29:45 > 0:29:47Nana prepares for her maiden voyage.
0:29:47 > 0:29:49Your go, Nan.
0:29:51 > 0:29:55- Do you want me to push ya or do you want to do it yourself? - I'll do it myself.- OK.
0:29:55 > 0:29:56Whee!
0:29:56 > 0:29:59- You won't see her now for days. - Yeah, I know.
0:29:59 > 0:30:00Whee!
0:30:00 > 0:30:03Just the look on her face when she came out for the first time,
0:30:03 > 0:30:06after god knows how many months, was like...
0:30:06 > 0:30:08That pays for itself, so.
0:30:09 > 0:30:13- Yeah, I'm well happy. - Let go, let go, I'm doing a 360.
0:30:16 > 0:30:19I'm overwhelmed, absolutely overwhelmed.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26Words fail me, to be honest.
0:30:26 > 0:30:27Come on.
0:30:29 > 0:30:33Me nana's reaction was far better than getting paid, like the...
0:30:33 > 0:30:35You can't put a price on that.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37Just to see her sort of get out and smile,
0:30:37 > 0:30:40have a little bit of a cry, it was like... it was mint.
0:30:43 > 0:30:44I am so grateful to the boys.
0:30:46 > 0:30:50Young lads giving up this time, trying their best to try
0:30:50 > 0:30:53and get a little business going themselves,
0:30:53 > 0:30:56but giving up time to do this for me.
0:31:13 > 0:31:18In the centre of Harpurhey, Kelsea is preparing for a special party.
0:31:18 > 0:31:19Mum's birthday.
0:31:22 > 0:31:24SHE MOUTHS SILENTLY
0:31:24 > 0:31:25Happy Birthday!
0:31:28 > 0:31:32We're making jerk chicken for my mum's and Jaki's party,
0:31:32 > 0:31:34so we have to wash it, so it's not all manky.
0:31:34 > 0:31:38Ew, I don't like it.
0:31:38 > 0:31:41Kelsea lives with her mum, Tracy, and half sisters,
0:31:41 > 0:31:45Tameka and NayNay.
0:31:45 > 0:31:49Me and my two sisters got two different dads.
0:31:49 > 0:31:51I've got a white dad, they've got a coloured dad.
0:31:51 > 0:31:54Hi, NayNay, you sitting down?
0:31:54 > 0:31:57I've just been brought up like that, it's normal for me
0:31:57 > 0:32:00to have two mixed race sisters and a brown dad.
0:32:00 > 0:32:03I've got used to having my stepdad as a dad,
0:32:03 > 0:32:05so it's just pretty normal.
0:32:05 > 0:32:08Ew! Ew!
0:32:08 > 0:32:10Get your thumb right deep inside.
0:32:12 > 0:32:13Ew, what's that?
0:32:13 > 0:32:15That's the heart.
0:32:15 > 0:32:19Oh, no, is it? Oh no!
0:32:19 > 0:32:22Jazmine and Kelsea's mums' birthdays are separated by a day,
0:32:22 > 0:32:27and for the last three years, they've held a joint party.
0:32:27 > 0:32:29That's my Jerk Chicken.
0:32:29 > 0:32:32Me and Tracy, we're not your kind of sausage roll
0:32:32 > 0:32:35and cucumber sandwich party girls anyway.
0:32:36 > 0:32:42Celebrating both women's love of afro-Caribbean food, music and men.
0:32:42 > 0:32:47I like my West Indian man and that's how it is.
0:32:47 > 0:32:49Black don't crack.
0:32:51 > 0:32:55I blame Bob Marley. I do, I blame Bob Marley.
0:32:57 > 0:32:59One, two, three, four...
0:32:59 > 0:33:04If we have a party, we have a dance off, that is simple as.
0:33:05 > 0:33:07It's just a thing that we do.
0:33:09 > 0:33:10We just know how to party.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19Once it's going off, it's going off.
0:33:21 > 0:33:24Jazmine gets all her moves from her mum.
0:33:24 > 0:33:26I've got moves!
0:33:28 > 0:33:31I did have. Now I need a bit of WD40.
0:33:36 > 0:33:38I don't understand what it is that's at stake,
0:33:38 > 0:33:40cos it's like, I'm going to do this and I'm going to do that
0:33:40 > 0:33:42and you do this and I'll do that.
0:33:42 > 0:33:44I don't understand what's at stake,
0:33:44 > 0:33:46cos they're not winning any prizes for it.
0:33:51 > 0:33:55Whoever said white girls can't dance, I'm sorry,
0:33:55 > 0:33:57but you've got to come to one of mine and Jazmine's dance offs
0:33:57 > 0:34:00and watch that white girls can dance.
0:34:05 > 0:34:08Because Jazmine's family is leaving the area,
0:34:08 > 0:34:11this could be the girls' last party together in Harpurhey.
0:34:13 > 0:34:16I feel really angry about it, cos we've got to move
0:34:16 > 0:34:18because of like you know, idiots.
0:34:21 > 0:34:25This is my home, like, I should be able to stay here.
0:34:25 > 0:34:29It's like it's my neighbourhood, this is like, you know, everything
0:34:29 > 0:34:32that I have right now, is like based in that house and in the area.
0:34:46 > 0:34:50There's just one week to go until Javeno's big fitness event
0:34:50 > 0:34:54and he's hoping to drum up support at his pensioners' exercise class.
0:34:54 > 0:34:55My favourite class.
0:34:57 > 0:35:01Time for a workout, guys, real workout today.
0:35:02 > 0:35:03Lovely.
0:35:03 > 0:35:05I've got to take it easy,
0:35:05 > 0:35:08cos I've just had a heart bypass.
0:35:08 > 0:35:10Most of Javeno's clients may be over 60,
0:35:10 > 0:35:12but that doesn't mean he'll go easy on them.
0:35:12 > 0:35:15It's supposed to hurt, it's not supposed to feel good.
0:35:15 > 0:35:16Skivers, that's what you are.
0:35:16 > 0:35:18At Christmas time, it's like Ibiza,
0:35:18 > 0:35:22in here it's like Ibiza, they're all in here dancing, boogying.
0:35:25 > 0:35:29Five, four, three, two...
0:35:29 > 0:35:30WHISTLE BLOWS
0:35:30 > 0:35:32- We've lost weight. - We've lost half a stone.
0:35:32 > 0:35:35Cos we do what we're told.
0:35:35 > 0:35:36They've been very well behaved.
0:35:36 > 0:35:39There's been no penis jokes or nothing, there's been no...
0:35:39 > 0:35:42- They've been good. - We enjoy it though, don't we?
0:35:42 > 0:35:44Oh, we do enjoy it. It's great and he's great, Jay, isn't he?
0:35:44 > 0:35:47- He's fabulous.- Yeah. - Thank you.
0:35:47 > 0:35:49The centrepiece of Javeno's fitness day,
0:35:49 > 0:35:51will be a mass workout at a local park.
0:35:51 > 0:35:54The exercise guru has come to a mate's studio to record
0:35:54 > 0:35:58some motivational music for the event.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00The Beatles have recorded here.
0:36:00 > 0:36:02Lady Gaga, she comes in here every day, as well.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08Yeah, mate, yeah.
0:36:08 > 0:36:11I want this song to basically represent people that don't
0:36:11 > 0:36:14think they can, to get 'em to stretch that mentality
0:36:14 > 0:36:16and start thinking that they can.
0:36:16 > 0:36:21You need that something that's just going to ugh, argh! Argh!
0:36:21 > 0:36:23I want to go to the gym right now!
0:36:23 > 0:36:26- That's what I mean, I need something like that.- Get on the treadmill.
0:36:26 > 0:36:28RAPS: # Feel I could beat any man Doing 12 on the clock
0:36:28 > 0:36:30# Tick tock, and you see that line Go harder... #
0:36:30 > 0:36:32- RAPS:- # Time to go hard
0:36:32 > 0:36:33# Push your body to the limit Get into it
0:36:33 > 0:36:35# Be harsh To the system
0:36:35 > 0:36:38# Push, breath Push, breath
0:36:38 > 0:36:42# Clench up your whole body Let it sweat then release. #
0:36:42 > 0:36:44A mile down the road at the market,
0:36:44 > 0:36:46Doreen, from the oldies fitness class,
0:36:46 > 0:36:50is on a mission to promote Javeno's event.
0:36:50 > 0:36:51Hiya.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53He is the instructor.
0:36:55 > 0:36:58- You're not into it, no? - I'm too old now.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00Javeno.
0:37:00 > 0:37:03I'd like to go to it, but I can't.
0:37:03 > 0:37:06Well I go to two of his classes.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09You've got to start somewhere, even if you've not done anything
0:37:09 > 0:37:11for a while.
0:37:11 > 0:37:12Don't take your body for granted.
0:37:12 > 0:37:14A lot of my clients, a lot of people that say,
0:37:14 > 0:37:17"I'll start my diet on Monday, I'm going to start training on Monday,
0:37:17 > 0:37:20"Thursday today, why not start on Friday?"
0:37:20 > 0:37:22Get tired running up the stairs.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25- RAPS:- # Breathe, we're back again Burpees, lunges, packs again
0:37:25 > 0:37:26# Compete with yourself as one again
0:37:26 > 0:37:28# Putting health and fit on the map again
0:37:28 > 0:37:30# Believe in yourself You're a champion
0:37:30 > 0:37:31# No negative force Don't answer them
0:37:31 > 0:37:32# If you think that you can't Just hold it in
0:37:32 > 0:37:34# You're the shining star You're supposed to win. #
0:37:34 > 0:37:36HE SINGS WORDLESSLY
0:37:41 > 0:37:42I'm happy with it.
0:37:42 > 0:37:47I found myself a beat, it makes people do this.
0:37:47 > 0:37:50So, hopefully, this time next week, we'll be jamming.
0:37:53 > 0:37:55At the Wishy Washy laundrette,
0:37:55 > 0:38:00the Wakefields are taking refuge from their haunted house,
0:38:00 > 0:38:03with entertainment from local character, Margaret.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06# Those blue suede shoes
0:38:06 > 0:38:10# Oh, you can do anything But lay off those blue suede shoes
0:38:10 > 0:38:13# Blue, blue, blue suede shoes! Ooh! #
0:38:13 > 0:38:16Most funniest thing, ever!
0:38:16 > 0:38:19All sent to try us, so they say, don't they?
0:38:19 > 0:38:21Absolutely amazing, Margaret.
0:38:21 > 0:38:22Yeah.
0:38:22 > 0:38:25Karen takes the opportunity to canvas opinion on the ghostly
0:38:25 > 0:38:27goings on at her house.
0:38:27 > 0:38:29Did you believe in like these ghostly things?
0:38:29 > 0:38:32Well, me mother died
0:38:32 > 0:38:36and when she was dead, I'd seen her at the bottom of me bed.
0:38:36 > 0:38:38What did she look like? How's she did in...?
0:38:38 > 0:38:42She just sat at the bottom of the, the bed, as if she wasn't dead.
0:38:42 > 0:38:44Was she wearing the same clothes, or...?
0:38:44 > 0:38:46She was just sat there.
0:38:46 > 0:38:47And was she looking at ya?
0:38:47 > 0:38:51She was, you know, breathing a bit heavy like, you know what I mean?
0:38:51 > 0:38:53Was you scared or...?
0:38:53 > 0:38:55- Not really, no.- No?- No.
0:38:55 > 0:38:58There must be some... something then, when you die.
0:38:58 > 0:39:01- Yeah.- Got to be something, ain't there?- Yeah.
0:39:01 > 0:39:03That's me done.
0:39:03 > 0:39:05- Have a nice day. - See ya, love.
0:39:09 > 0:39:12Your family who you're with now, you're connected with them
0:39:12 > 0:39:15for eternity, even if you come down again,
0:39:15 > 0:39:18you know like if you come down as another life, you're always...
0:39:18 > 0:39:21Excuse me, you're always connected with the people
0:39:21 > 0:39:24you're connected with now, so me and my dear family,
0:39:24 > 0:39:26in our next life, if there's such a thing,
0:39:26 > 0:39:29will be connected again in our next life.
0:39:29 > 0:39:32It's nice to know that you're not just...you've not just died
0:39:32 > 0:39:34and you're just then forgotten about...
0:39:34 > 0:39:36You've just, you're just not there anymore,
0:39:36 > 0:39:39it's nice to believe that, I don't know, that you do meet up
0:39:39 > 0:39:43with your family when you, when you've gone and stuff like that.
0:39:43 > 0:39:45I've always said to my mum, I said,
0:39:45 > 0:39:48"When you die, would you be able to come down and see me
0:39:48 > 0:39:50"and sit at my bed at night?"
0:39:50 > 0:39:53Like my mum, for instance, like, she obviously wouldn't
0:39:53 > 0:39:56come down with a gun and shoot me or anything,
0:39:56 > 0:40:00cos like that'd just be sick, like it would just be really mad.
0:40:00 > 0:40:03She would obviously come down to see how I am, to care about me
0:40:03 > 0:40:07and like, to give me hugs and say, "Hi."
0:40:09 > 0:40:13Karen has a personal reason for a belief in the afterlife.
0:40:16 > 0:40:19I think everybody's got to believe in something,
0:40:19 > 0:40:24like, cos I've lost children, um, two, like, miscarriage and one
0:40:24 > 0:40:28that I had to have terminated, which was, oh, it was horrible,
0:40:28 > 0:40:30because it was killing me,
0:40:30 > 0:40:33being, being pregnant was actually killing me
0:40:33 > 0:40:37and they said if you carry on with the pregnancy, you're going to die.
0:40:37 > 0:40:40That was one of the worst things that ever happened to me really,
0:40:40 > 0:40:46because it was a decision, either I go on with the pregnancy and die,
0:40:46 > 0:40:48and then leave Madison and Amber.
0:40:51 > 0:40:54So that was like a proper goodbye that I had to say, um,
0:40:54 > 0:40:56to this child.
0:40:58 > 0:41:01I like to believe that there is something there,
0:41:01 > 0:41:05just so I could probably see the kids again
0:41:05 > 0:41:08in...do you know, in another life.
0:41:23 > 0:41:26Work has totally dried up for aspiring painter-decorators
0:41:26 > 0:41:28Aaron and Mikee.
0:41:28 > 0:41:31It's been nearly two months since they last had a job,
0:41:31 > 0:41:33and Aaron is feeling the strain.
0:41:36 > 0:41:40Even when we started, we've never been this dry.
0:41:40 > 0:41:44But we've not had any proper work in a good while.
0:41:44 > 0:41:46We've just had little... little bits and bobs.
0:41:46 > 0:41:50Aaron has taken to advertising the business on Facebook,
0:41:50 > 0:41:52but with little success.
0:41:53 > 0:41:55I had a couple of messages the other day,
0:41:55 > 0:41:56for some wallpapering.
0:41:56 > 0:42:00We said 100 quid, just to sort of make sure we definitely get it.
0:42:00 > 0:42:01She didn't say nothing.
0:42:01 > 0:42:04Still not heard from her, that was like probably about a week ago.
0:42:04 > 0:42:07It's not really great being skint, to be honest.
0:42:07 > 0:42:10You're a lot more aware of money that's going out,
0:42:10 > 0:42:12as opposed to money that's coming in.
0:42:14 > 0:42:16Like, I'm pretty much done.
0:42:16 > 0:42:19I've got probably just enough money left
0:42:19 > 0:42:22for maybe another week or two,
0:42:22 > 0:42:25and then after that I don't... I don't really know.
0:42:25 > 0:42:28It makes you feel a bit of a failure, I guess.
0:42:28 > 0:42:30It's pretty shitty when you're on your arse,
0:42:30 > 0:42:33like I feel like I couldn't afford any food,
0:42:33 > 0:42:36even for the house on, like... I couldn't afford to even go out
0:42:36 > 0:42:38and just to get out for a little bit.
0:42:38 > 0:42:41I don't want to go back to just being in a dead-end job
0:42:41 > 0:42:44and having to work your way up and just people telling you what to do.
0:42:44 > 0:42:47Like, I've done it, and I know I'm only like 20
0:42:47 > 0:42:48and people do that all their lives
0:42:48 > 0:42:50and it's not as bad as what I'm making out,
0:42:50 > 0:42:53but we've got to sort it out ourselves.
0:42:53 > 0:42:56And it will get sorted, just don't know when.
0:42:58 > 0:43:01It's the day of Javeno's fitness event and he's woken up
0:43:01 > 0:43:05inspired to improve the health and happiness of the area.
0:43:05 > 0:43:07Exercise makes you feel good, it makes you feel happy
0:43:07 > 0:43:10and if you feel happy you'll treat people good.
0:43:10 > 0:43:11I'm not always happy.
0:43:12 > 0:43:14I'm telling a lie, I kind of am.
0:43:14 > 0:43:16Sometimes see miserable people with faces on them.
0:43:16 > 0:43:20I just want to go and just scrunch up their faces
0:43:20 > 0:43:23and physically make them smile cos fricking life ain't that bad.
0:43:24 > 0:43:26Workout season, baby!
0:43:27 > 0:43:29Time to go work out.
0:43:29 > 0:43:31Presente miento.
0:43:31 > 0:43:33That's Portuguese, that.
0:43:34 > 0:43:35What does it mean?
0:43:35 > 0:43:37Don't know, I just made it up.
0:43:37 > 0:43:40Javeno's fitness day is designed to get locals exercising,
0:43:40 > 0:43:42whatever their age or ability.
0:43:42 > 0:43:45He hopes it can trigger an improvement in the physical
0:43:45 > 0:43:47and psychological health of the community.
0:43:47 > 0:43:50I think the community is very lost.
0:43:50 > 0:43:52How many times I see people around here
0:43:52 > 0:43:54who can't even pick up their kids.
0:43:54 > 0:43:58They can't do anything apart from sit down and drink lager,
0:43:58 > 0:44:00and do this and do that and eat this and eat that,
0:44:00 > 0:44:03and moaning about "Oh, I've got this, I've got diabetes,
0:44:03 > 0:44:06"got high blood pressure, I'm obese, I'm this, I'm that."
0:44:06 > 0:44:08If you're going to whinge about something, be proactive,
0:44:08 > 0:44:10get up off your arse and go and do something
0:44:10 > 0:44:12to help sort that problem out.
0:44:14 > 0:44:17They're my lot coming over here now. Carole, you're late.
0:44:17 > 0:44:18Ali.
0:44:18 > 0:44:20Frigging hell!
0:44:20 > 0:44:23The fitness day is free and is taking place in a local park.
0:44:23 > 0:44:24The weather has stayed dry
0:44:24 > 0:44:29and nearly 50 locals have turned up, aged from eight to 87.
0:44:29 > 0:44:30You got one more walk to do, yeah?
0:44:30 > 0:44:3330 seconds. 30 sec.
0:44:34 > 0:44:37Two, one. It's a lovely day for it though, ain't it?
0:44:39 > 0:44:41Keep walking, guys. As you're walking,
0:44:41 > 0:44:42just press your arms forward for me.
0:44:42 > 0:44:45Nice and straight. Yeah, perfect.
0:44:46 > 0:44:50# Hey, hey Nothing's going to get in my way
0:44:50 > 0:44:52# Feels like I been here waiting all day... #
0:44:52 > 0:44:56RECORDING: # Now it's my time, tell me what you gon' say? #
0:44:56 > 0:44:57One minute.
0:44:58 > 0:45:00Get your booty up there.
0:45:00 > 0:45:03Just spreading the message that you don't need equipment,
0:45:03 > 0:45:05you don't need to be in a gym,
0:45:05 > 0:45:08you don't need to be anywhere special, you can do it anywhere
0:45:08 > 0:45:11and don't take your health and fitness for granted.
0:45:11 > 0:45:14We'll live to be 100 at this rate.
0:45:14 > 0:45:18'There's no better feeling than seeing somebody develop
0:45:18 > 0:45:20'and grow and become healthier.'
0:45:20 > 0:45:22It's the best thing in the world to me, and whether you're,
0:45:22 > 0:45:25you're 85 or whether you're 17, 18, 19, 20,
0:45:25 > 0:45:29if I can help you in some way achieve some kind of better health.
0:45:29 > 0:45:31OK, squat hold. Squat hold, OK.
0:45:31 > 0:45:33'It's the best job in the world to me.'
0:45:33 > 0:45:36And I'm in the job because I like getting them results
0:45:36 > 0:45:39and I can't explain it, like, there's no better feeling.
0:45:39 > 0:45:41Good. Three, two, one.
0:45:41 > 0:45:44Give yourselves a clap, guys. Well done. Well done, guys.
0:45:44 > 0:45:47Well done, darling, thank you for that. You're welcome.
0:45:57 > 0:46:00On the other side of Manchester, Jazmine and her family are visiting
0:46:00 > 0:46:02the housing co-op they'll be moving to,
0:46:02 > 0:46:05and they've taken Kelsea along.
0:46:05 > 0:46:07And that's the children area.
0:46:08 > 0:46:10They are first on the waiting list for a house,
0:46:10 > 0:46:13which means they could be moving at any time.
0:46:15 > 0:46:19I'm looking forward to a new start. It's going to be good.
0:46:19 > 0:46:22Because it's a co-operative, everybody knows each other,
0:46:22 > 0:46:23so we know our neighbours.
0:46:23 > 0:46:26We didn't want to be a gated community...
0:46:26 > 0:46:27Mm-hm.
0:46:27 > 0:46:29But we have got gates.
0:46:29 > 0:46:33It just feels a much nicer environment to bring up the girls.
0:46:33 > 0:46:34Eat...eat one first.
0:46:34 > 0:46:38Keen as, I can't wait, I cannot wait,
0:46:38 > 0:46:41when I think about the changes that it should bring to our lives.
0:46:42 > 0:46:44But the move does mean that
0:46:44 > 0:46:47Jazmine and Kelsea will no longer be neighbours.
0:46:47 > 0:46:52Jazzy-shay, Kelco, no more. Sad times.
0:46:52 > 0:46:57I am quite sad she's leaving and I'm angry for the reasons why.
0:46:57 > 0:46:58Titanic, are you ready for this?
0:46:58 > 0:47:00Like I said, it is a boat, so we've gotta do Titanic.
0:47:00 > 0:47:02- Come on.- Are you ready, Jazmine?
0:47:02 > 0:47:03- Yeah.- Ready?
0:47:03 > 0:47:06Ohhhh!
0:47:06 > 0:47:08This is not the end of Jazzy-shay and Kelco.
0:47:08 > 0:47:09# Men in black
0:47:09 > 0:47:11# Men in black... #
0:47:11 > 0:47:15Me and Kelsea are like just, we're just too strong.
0:47:15 > 0:47:16We're never going to part.
0:47:16 > 0:47:18# Here come the men in black
0:47:18 > 0:47:20# Men in black
0:47:20 > 0:47:22# They won't let you remember
0:47:22 > 0:47:24# Men in black... #
0:47:24 > 0:47:25THEY LAUGH
0:47:25 > 0:47:27We're just tight.
0:47:31 > 0:47:34It's Saturday night, and all over the area,
0:47:34 > 0:47:36people are getting ready for a big night out,
0:47:36 > 0:47:39but the Wakefield family are planning a night in...
0:47:39 > 0:47:41Dogs are acting really weird tonight.
0:47:41 > 0:47:44..with their mischievous houseguest, Malcolm the poltergeist.
0:47:44 > 0:47:46Where's Malcolm?
0:47:46 > 0:47:48This is just so typical of my family,
0:47:48 > 0:47:50just to do a ghost hunt,
0:47:50 > 0:47:53because other families sit and watch TV,
0:47:53 > 0:47:56get settled down for the night, and we're doing a ghost hunt.
0:47:56 > 0:47:58It's not normal.
0:47:58 > 0:48:00Ghostbusters Bob and Pete are back,
0:48:00 > 0:48:04hoping to reason with Malcolm and put an end to the years of taunts
0:48:04 > 0:48:06the Wakefields claim to have endured.
0:48:06 > 0:48:09# I put a spell on you... #
0:48:09 > 0:48:10Get in, dog!
0:48:10 > 0:48:12For these paranormal investigators,
0:48:12 > 0:48:16it's another chance to settle scores with their most stubborn spook.
0:48:16 > 0:48:18He's like a curmudgeon.
0:48:18 > 0:48:20He's like an old grump, you know, ain't he?
0:48:20 > 0:48:22Really. That's...
0:48:22 > 0:48:25He did try, er, killing Paul once, didn't he?
0:48:25 > 0:48:26Yeah. Yeah.
0:48:26 > 0:48:29The loft hatch, he was underneath it.
0:48:29 > 0:48:32Paul said it was locked, we've only got to take his word for it,
0:48:32 > 0:48:34but it come down and smacked him on the head.
0:48:34 > 0:48:36Malcolm, he's a wanker.
0:48:36 > 0:48:38He tries his best to wind me up, but he can't, no.
0:48:38 > 0:48:40I think I get to him more than he gets to me.
0:48:40 > 0:48:42He don't worry me none, it's Kaz.
0:48:42 > 0:48:45He likes the way she reacts to him, you know.
0:48:45 > 0:48:48He loves fucking about with her head so much.
0:48:49 > 0:48:51Bob and Pete will use cutting edge technology,
0:48:51 > 0:48:53as well as the traditional Ouija board,
0:48:53 > 0:48:55to try to contact the other side,
0:48:55 > 0:48:59and their strict code of practice rules out Maddy's participation.
0:49:00 > 0:49:03As far as your involvement with the Ouija board, there's none, OK?
0:49:03 > 0:49:05You're too young, they said it's dangerous for you.
0:49:05 > 0:49:08- You're way, way, way too young. - He could latch on to you.
0:49:08 > 0:49:10Cos you forget, don't you, that if he gets somebody,
0:49:10 > 0:49:13poltergeists and that latch onto people at puberty,
0:49:13 > 0:49:16and she's just started high school, you see,
0:49:16 > 0:49:18so she's at that puberty age. Like me.
0:49:18 > 0:49:19With the equipment set up,
0:49:19 > 0:49:22the family wait to see if their feud with Malcolm
0:49:22 > 0:49:24can finally be settled tonight.
0:49:27 > 0:49:31Just down the road, Aaron's celebrating his 21st birthday
0:49:31 > 0:49:34and the lads are gathering for a few pre-party drinks.
0:49:34 > 0:49:37We're just going to get stupid drunk and make a mint fool of ourselves.
0:49:38 > 0:49:40ALL: # Happy Birthday... #
0:49:40 > 0:49:42Aaron and Mikee's business may not have taken off yet,
0:49:42 > 0:49:45but a lack of cash isn't going to get in the way of a party.
0:49:45 > 0:49:47# Happy birthday, dear Aaron... #
0:49:47 > 0:49:49I can't stand chocolate, so why have you got me
0:49:49 > 0:49:52a fucking double, double, double chocolate cake?
0:49:52 > 0:49:53Blow this shit out.
0:49:53 > 0:49:55Blow this shit out, it was for us, man.
0:49:55 > 0:49:56Drink! Let's get fucked.
0:49:56 > 0:49:58Right, where's everyone's fucking drinks? Let's go.
0:49:58 > 0:50:00Despite the lack of paid work,
0:50:00 > 0:50:03Aaron's still fixed on making a go of the business.
0:50:03 > 0:50:07So many people that put you down and, like...and say,
0:50:07 > 0:50:11"Oh, it's not going to work" or "No, no, it's not going to happen".
0:50:12 > 0:50:13You little bastard!
0:50:13 > 0:50:16Just that in itself that'll drive us to, like, prove them wrong.
0:50:16 > 0:50:19Ugh! Ugh!
0:50:21 > 0:50:24Hopefully tonight's just going to be fucking mucky.
0:50:24 > 0:50:27THEY LAUGH
0:50:28 > 0:50:31Taxi! Taxi! Taxi!
0:50:34 > 0:50:36Get some fucking tunes on.
0:50:36 > 0:50:40Yeah! Turn this shit up.
0:50:43 > 0:50:44Over at the Wakefields',
0:50:44 > 0:50:48the time has come to try and make contact with Malcolm.
0:50:49 > 0:50:50I'm doing lights out.
0:50:50 > 0:50:52Lights out, all out.
0:50:52 > 0:50:54Do you want to sit down before...?
0:50:54 > 0:50:56If there's any spirit person in this room
0:50:56 > 0:50:58who wishes to communicate with us...
0:51:00 > 0:51:04..could you please do so by moving the glass around the board, please?
0:51:06 > 0:51:08Give us the first letter of your first name.
0:51:09 > 0:51:11M. Now the second one.
0:51:11 > 0:51:12Spell out your name.
0:51:12 > 0:51:14- Name.- Is it M-A, what you are spelling?
0:51:14 > 0:51:17- Yes.- OK. Now the third letter.
0:51:17 > 0:51:21Evidence of Malcolm's existence is far from conclusive,
0:51:21 > 0:51:24but the Wakefields strongly believe their poltergeist is in the room
0:51:24 > 0:51:27and he's giving them the run-around as usual.
0:51:28 > 0:51:31- No.- Won't give us the fifth letter, will he?
0:51:31 > 0:51:33No-one's seen anything yet.
0:51:33 > 0:51:37Like, even on the board he give us Malc, but he didn't finish it off.
0:51:37 > 0:51:38Who was it?
0:51:38 > 0:51:39Malc.
0:51:39 > 0:51:41- No, that was... - Wouldn't finish his name off.
0:51:41 > 0:51:43Nah, he wouldn't finish it.
0:51:43 > 0:51:46Is it him or is it someone just pretending to be him?
0:51:46 > 0:51:48Can you read?
0:51:48 > 0:51:50Cos you can't fucking spell.
0:51:50 > 0:51:53He always comes as somebody else when you're...when they come here.
0:51:53 > 0:51:55Just winding everybody up.
0:51:55 > 0:51:58Malcolm, please come forward if you're with us.
0:51:58 > 0:52:00Is it possible you could whistle?
0:52:02 > 0:52:05Do something, will you? For God's sake, you old fart.
0:52:07 > 0:52:08Well, he's being an arsewipe.
0:52:08 > 0:52:10Are you playing games with us?
0:52:10 > 0:52:11- Yes.- Yeah.
0:52:11 > 0:52:12So you're a tit.
0:52:12 > 0:52:13Yes.
0:52:14 > 0:52:16- Seriously?- Yeah.
0:52:16 > 0:52:17Are you Malcolm?
0:52:17 > 0:52:20Yeah, he'll piss off. No?
0:52:20 > 0:52:24Yes. It's... it's going stupid now, mate.
0:52:24 > 0:52:25It's someone playing silly buggers.
0:52:25 > 0:52:27It's not who it claims to be.
0:52:27 > 0:52:31Even though communication with Malcolm hasn't been confirmed,
0:52:31 > 0:52:33as far as the Wakefields are concerned,
0:52:33 > 0:52:34their poltergeist is real
0:52:34 > 0:52:38and he seems to have become a permanent fixture at their house.
0:52:38 > 0:52:39Ooh, wow!
0:52:39 > 0:52:43Oh, there's some weird stuff going on on the stairs.
0:52:43 > 0:52:46Even if Malcolm wasn't around, this house would never be quiet.
0:52:46 > 0:52:48If it's not Malcolm causing trouble,
0:52:48 > 0:52:51then it's my dysfunctional family, and to be honest,
0:52:51 > 0:52:53I wouldn't have it any other way.
0:52:53 > 0:52:56# I woke up with the rising sun
0:52:56 > 0:52:58# I was blinded by the light
0:53:00 > 0:53:03# Jump up and put on my jeans
0:53:03 > 0:53:06# It feels good They're a little tight
0:53:07 > 0:53:11# Step out in a crazy world
0:53:11 > 0:53:14# But then the sun resets your mind
0:53:15 > 0:53:18# Feel the weight of it All just drift off
0:53:18 > 0:53:21# On a cloud to another time
0:53:21 > 0:53:22# Oooh... #
0:53:22 > 0:53:25It's early morning in Harpurhey,
0:53:25 > 0:53:27and Jazmine and Kelsea are making the most
0:53:27 > 0:53:29of their remaining time together.
0:53:29 > 0:53:30Don't drop me.
0:53:30 > 0:53:32I'm not going to drop you.
0:53:32 > 0:53:33I know you're not, but you know.
0:53:38 > 0:53:41It does make me feel upset and sad and stuff, yeah.
0:53:41 > 0:53:44I'll miss Jazmine loads cos she's one of my close mates,
0:53:44 > 0:53:48so yeah, I'll miss her quite a bit.
0:53:48 > 0:53:49My shadow's so cool.
0:53:49 > 0:53:51Aargh!
0:53:52 > 0:53:55Aaron and Mikee are braving their hangovers
0:53:55 > 0:53:57to go to their first paid job in weeks.
0:53:57 > 0:53:59So fun!
0:53:59 > 0:54:02Assembling some furniture for the landlady of their local.
0:54:04 > 0:54:08We get paid 50 quid for this, which is about a day's work.
0:54:08 > 0:54:11Obviously we split everything down the middle anyway,
0:54:11 > 0:54:13so it works out like 25 quid each for a day's work,
0:54:13 > 0:54:15which, to be fair...
0:54:16 > 0:54:17It's not brilliant, is it?
0:54:17 > 0:54:20Hard workers, when they're not drunk.
0:54:23 > 0:54:24Hard workers when drunk!
0:54:27 > 0:54:31And at the Wishy Washy laundrette, it's business as usual.
0:54:33 > 0:54:37Now, do you think George Bush had anything to do with the Twin Towers?
0:54:37 > 0:54:40I don't know, I'm not... I remembered it...
0:54:40 > 0:54:41100 billion million percent.
0:54:41 > 0:54:44I've studied it, I've researched it, I've done everything,
0:54:44 > 0:54:46he had something to do with that Twin Towers.
0:54:46 > 0:54:47That is my opinion.
0:54:47 > 0:54:50I think maybe that's a stretch too far, to be honest.
0:54:50 > 0:54:51Oh no, definitely!
0:54:51 > 0:54:55Do you think the Royals had anything to do with Diana's death?
0:55:06 > 0:55:07Like, I've said it loads of times,
0:55:07 > 0:55:10I actually love where I'm from anyway.
0:55:10 > 0:55:12Just like it, I just,
0:55:12 > 0:55:15I feel like if I'm away too much, you just miss home.
0:55:16 > 0:55:18I mean, the best thing about it is everyone knows each other,
0:55:18 > 0:55:21it's the community, you're all within walking distance of each other
0:55:21 > 0:55:23and walking distance between you and your family
0:55:23 > 0:55:26and your mates and... do you know what I mean?
0:55:26 > 0:55:27Everything's there.
0:55:27 > 0:55:30Everyone does know everyone, everyone gets on and it's,
0:55:30 > 0:55:34it is a laugh, like seeing everyone absolutely smashed,
0:55:34 > 0:55:36singing away to Oasis, thinking they...
0:55:36 > 0:55:38everyone thinking they're on Britain's Got Talent
0:55:38 > 0:55:41or something like that, really going for it.
0:55:41 > 0:55:44I don't...I don't think you get stuff like that in other places.
0:55:46 > 0:55:48I definitely want to see more of the world,
0:55:48 > 0:55:51but, I mean, I couldn't go abroad and live there
0:55:51 > 0:55:54for the rest of my life. Like, I know I can always come back here,
0:55:54 > 0:55:57even if it's months, years at a time,
0:55:57 > 0:56:00I can always come back to where I grew up.
0:56:00 > 0:56:02MUSIC: "Young Blood" by The Naked And Famous
0:56:02 > 0:56:06# We're only young and naive still
0:56:07 > 0:56:10# We require certain skills
0:56:12 > 0:56:15# The mood it changes like the wind
0:56:16 > 0:56:19# Hard to control when it begins
0:56:21 > 0:56:24# The bittersweet between my teeth... #
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