Episode 1

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0:00:01 > 0:00:04THEY SHOUT: Show me some nipples!

0:00:04 > 0:00:09Let loose with your mates in the ski and party capitals of Europe.

0:00:09 > 0:00:10Oh!

0:00:10 > 0:00:12Joining the action on the piste.

0:00:12 > 0:00:15I've never drunk so much in my life.

0:00:15 > 0:00:17There's freedom...

0:00:18 > 0:00:21I'm having such a good time, I just don't want to go home.

0:00:21 > 0:00:23..temptation...

0:00:23 > 0:00:25and excess.

0:00:27 > 0:00:32But what the kids don't know is their parents are coming too...

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Let's get going, ready?

0:00:34 > 0:00:35..secretly spying...

0:00:35 > 0:00:36I'm going to wee my pants.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38It's too much for me to take in as a mother.

0:00:38 > 0:00:43..to see if their little ones can stand on their own two feet.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Will the parents like what they see...

0:00:48 > 0:00:50That is not what I expect of my son.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53..as their kids get the shock of their lives.

0:00:53 > 0:00:54Hello, baby!

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Oh, my gosh!

0:00:56 > 0:00:58My granny's here.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00This programme contains strong language.

0:01:00 > 0:01:01Coming up...

0:01:01 > 0:01:02BLEEP.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06..muscle man Olly, party boy Jake

0:01:06 > 0:01:10and four of their uni mates head off for a week of anarchy in the Alps.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14There will be snow...

0:01:14 > 0:01:16- seduction...- This isn't my room.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18..and serious drinking.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Rossy, you're not jumping off this thing.

0:01:21 > 0:01:22But it's Olly...

0:01:22 > 0:01:24ALL: Hooray!

0:01:24 > 0:01:25..and Jake...

0:01:25 > 0:01:27This is one of my favourite days ever.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29..who will be under the spotlight.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32I'm a pirate on the piste.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Because their mums will be watching their every move.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37- They're spoiling other people's holidays.- Yeah.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39So, when their parents go undercover...

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Oliver is absolutely out of it.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44..will they cope with what they discover?

0:01:44 > 0:01:46There doesn't seem to be any stopping them.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Or, will it all prove too much?

0:01:49 > 0:01:51I think you think you're not good enough,

0:01:51 > 0:01:54or you've not done a good enough job.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Oh, looking...

0:01:59 > 0:02:03Muscle bound 20-year-old Olly was brought up in Lancaster

0:02:03 > 0:02:05by his doting single mum, Fiona.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08I'm so proud of Oliver,

0:02:08 > 0:02:10so proud of him I could burst.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13From about the age of eight years old, I've called him

0:02:13 > 0:02:16my little Mr Fixer.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18We would go to IKEA and come back with a car full

0:02:18 > 0:02:21and whilst I was unpacking it, Oliver was building it.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23I think my mum would like to think I'm a mummy's boy,

0:02:23 > 0:02:26but I'm definitely not.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30My friends would probably describe me as the life and soul of the party.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32I'm quite crazy on a night out.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39Olly left home for uni two years ago, and now hairdresser mum Fiona

0:02:39 > 0:02:42has no idea what he gets up to.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45What's going on in your love life at the moment?

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Not much really.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48You always say that.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50That's always the answer.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53I don't talk to my parents about relationships with girls.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56- I don't really think they need to know.- You never tell me anything.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59- This could be it.- And it's not just his love life he's coy about.

0:02:59 > 0:03:04The reason he doesn't like me to see anything on his Facebook

0:03:04 > 0:03:08is because I think an awful lot of it is to do with drinking.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12It worries me that he's binge drinking.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Start of a night out, probably have a bottle of Vodka,

0:03:15 > 0:03:18then we'll hit a trebles bar.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21There is times when I will blackout and not remember the night before.

0:03:21 > 0:03:25But I think that happens to everyone at some point.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Olly turns 21 while he's away.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Oh, what have you got me that for?

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Well, cos I'm not going to be there to share your birthday,

0:03:38 > 0:03:41so I just want you to have a bottle of bubbles.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45- Ah!- And there's just a little IOU thing in there.

0:03:45 > 0:03:50- Oh, thanks, Mum.- And I just want you to have an amazing time.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54But his mum will be closer than he thinks on his big day.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58- Thank you.- Just have the best 21st birthday ever, won't you?

0:03:58 > 0:04:00And Fiona won't be alone.

0:04:00 > 0:04:04Joining her on her spying experience is Olly's grandmother, Margaret.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Are you looking forward to this trip then?

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Yes. Are you?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09I'm really excited.

0:04:09 > 0:04:13I don't know what I'm in for, but I'm looking forward to it.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17Oh, er, I'm not too sure what I'm in for, but hey!

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Oh, I do want to spy on Oliver's holiday.

0:04:21 > 0:04:25Just to see what he's really getting up to.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29If I see a different side to Oliver, that I've never seen before

0:04:29 > 0:04:34whilst he's away on this holiday, I'm not very sure how I'll cope.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37I guess I'd have to wait and see if that arises.

0:04:38 > 0:04:43Also getting ready for the ski trip is 21-year-old Jake from Wakefield.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47Jake, don't be drinking to excess, so that you're puking and stuff

0:04:47 > 0:04:50cos that's quite gross, all right? Especially in hotels.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Remember there's other people. And clean your teeth.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55- Cos at the minute... - I'm responsible and mature.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Single mum and nurse Libby has brought up Jake on her own

0:04:57 > 0:04:59since she divorced 12 years ago.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01I think I have been quite a strict parent.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05I like to teach the boys to be organised, well mannered,

0:05:05 > 0:05:09to be respectful, erm, to have a purpose.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Perfect time to party.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14I don't know an awful lot about Jake's university life.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16I don't think he works as hard as he could.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19My mates would probably describe me as the instigator

0:05:19 > 0:05:21of all the stupid stuff that goes on with us.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25I do like getting a bit silly, doing stupid things on a night out.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30If everyone else is having a good time, I'll be having a good time.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Jacob does drink.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34And I have no idea how much.

0:05:34 > 0:05:39I think I might be quite shocked if I knew how much Jacob drank.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41I do like shots, like Sambuca.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Things just seem to escalate quite quickly.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49It goes from a couple of drinks to running naked through the street.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54My mum, I do think she worries because she's a nurse.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58She's seen things, that like people my age, that's upset her.

0:05:58 > 0:05:59I know she worries.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02And the worst things that I would not like to see would be

0:06:02 > 0:06:04excessive drinking,

0:06:04 > 0:06:08obviously hurting himself because of that stupidity,

0:06:08 > 0:06:12and being disrespectful to other people's holidays.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Jake has struggled at uni

0:06:14 > 0:06:16and mum Libby is worried about his commitment.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Are you up-to-date with your studying?

0:06:19 > 0:06:20N... Yes.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22N... Yes?

0:06:22 > 0:06:24- Honestly?- No.

0:06:24 > 0:06:28I started doing drama at uni. I wasn't having much fun and I wanted

0:06:28 > 0:06:32to make sure I was having fun, so I transferred to another course.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35That's not worked out either.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36Are you going to pass this year or not?

0:06:36 > 0:06:38I am trying to.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40I have other commitments, like...

0:06:40 > 0:06:43No, uni's your main commitment. That's why you're up there.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Hmm. At the moment, uni means...

0:06:47 > 0:06:50I'm not sure what uni means.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55By going undercover, Libby's hoping to find out

0:06:55 > 0:06:58what's really going on in his uni life.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02A little bit anxious about what I may or may not see,

0:07:02 > 0:07:05that I do or I don't want to know about.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Maybe I'll understand him better.

0:07:07 > 0:07:12I hope, at the end of it, I can pat him on the back and pat myself

0:07:12 > 0:07:16on the back and show that I've not done a bad job bringing him up.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21# We like to drink with Katherine... #

0:07:21 > 0:07:26Joining Jake and Olly on the piste are four of their uni friends.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Top skier Emily...

0:07:29 > 0:07:32..wingman Moran...

0:07:32 > 0:07:34single girl Katherine...

0:07:34 > 0:07:37and the wild one - Rossy.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42In Wakefield, it's time for Jake to say goodbye to mum Libby.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44- I love you.- Love you.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Right, have a great time. OK!

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Be good. All right, I'll speak to you later.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51- Yeah.- Yeah, OK, take care.

0:07:52 > 0:07:53And, in Lancaster...

0:07:53 > 0:07:55- Bye-bye, darling.- Bye, Mum.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57..Olly believes he's leaving mum Fiona behind too.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00- Thanks for everything. - All right, have a good journey.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02See you.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Oh, dear, I hope he still loves me afterwards.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Little does he know.

0:08:11 > 0:08:12Val d'Isere,

0:08:12 > 0:08:15by day, a beautiful and tranquil ski resort

0:08:15 > 0:08:18nestled in the heart of the French Alps.

0:08:19 > 0:08:24By night, a party Mecca for thrill seekers ready to go wild.

0:08:34 > 0:08:35Touching down in France,

0:08:35 > 0:08:40Jake, Olly and their four mates are ready to go mad in the mountains.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Need to do a big group shop. - Do a group, do a group shop.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Just planning to go to the supermarket

0:08:44 > 0:08:47and get some drinks for the coach.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49First stop, an important pick-up.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Er, we've got quite a lot of alcohol.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54We've spent more money on booze than food,

0:08:54 > 0:08:57but that was always going to happen, wasn't it?

0:08:57 > 0:08:59I need to be drunk for holiday.

0:09:03 > 0:09:04I'm getting so excited.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Welcome to Val d'Isere.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Three hours later, they arrive at the chalet

0:09:13 > 0:09:15they'll call home this week.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Me, I'm not even going to get a leg on one of them.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19The four boys take one apartment.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22- Oh, sweet!- Oh, bunk beds.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24- Wow, it's sick.- Huge!

0:09:24 > 0:09:27And the two girls, Emily and singleton Katherine

0:09:27 > 0:09:30take the one next door.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34In the boys' pad, Olly makes no secret of his intentions this week.

0:09:34 > 0:09:35We have condoms.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Condoms just in case he's going to shag Katherine.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39That's why he's got them.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42But the group has barely unpacked and Jake spots a problem.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Have you seen who's next door?

0:09:46 > 0:09:49I can't believe we're right next to a family.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Don't want to annoy the neighbours on the first night.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Got another six nights, I don't want the Gendarmes round.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Keen to keep the neighbours happy,

0:09:56 > 0:09:59these uni drinking buddies will need to be on their best behaviour.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01I am Spartacus!

0:10:02 > 0:10:05- No, I am Spartacus. - No, I am Spartacus.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Wahey!

0:10:11 > 0:10:15But, as the drinks start flowing, things soon spiral out of control,

0:10:15 > 0:10:18when wild man Rossy starts living up to his name.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20- Yeah, but just... - I don't give a flying fuck.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Rossy, you're not jumping off this thing, you're not.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26You're embarrassing yourself, stop, and let him come in.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28You're not going to get down.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31- Go on, we'll go and have another drink.- Why is he fucking naked?

0:10:31 > 0:10:34I would never let anyone do anything too stupid.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39So, who's going to stop Olly?

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Mate, there's pasta everywhere.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46I feel pissed already.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Fuck off.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Fuck off. Excuse me. Fuck off.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55- He's got a bottle.- Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Bail.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Bail.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Midnight, and with the apartment trashed,

0:11:01 > 0:11:04the students head out and the rampage continues.

0:11:04 > 0:11:08- Do you want to push?- Fucking hell! - Jump, Olly.- Put your legs up.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11- Jump, Olly.- No, guys, pull. - Oh, my God.

0:11:11 > 0:11:16I'll leave it this side of the barrier, let's go to the club.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18As they arrive in town,

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Olly's drunkenness starts to affect the group.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23They're MY fags, I've got MY fags in my pocket.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26- I don't know what you've done with yours.- Oh, right. Well, I didn't...

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Do and say what you want, I'm not bothered.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30I didn't know that. She told me...

0:11:30 > 0:11:32I don't have your fags. I have my own fags

0:11:32 > 0:11:34and my own chewing gum and my own condoms.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36I wasn't trying to be a bitch. I was saying you had my fags.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39I thought you were, so I was just like, "Fuck you then."

0:11:39 > 0:11:41What! I would never be like that.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Because you pissed me off and I thought you were bitching about me.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45- You...- I don't care. Emily, don't start crying

0:11:45 > 0:11:47cos that's just bullshit.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50I'm the most unsympathetic person you're ever going to meet.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53This time Olly's gone too far.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Right, me and Katherine are going home.

0:11:55 > 0:11:56The girls want to go home.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59If the girls want to go home, we'll go out there.

0:11:59 > 0:12:03An upset Emily heads home with Katherine, leaving the boys alone.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05But not for long.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12There's so many hot girls in Val d'Isere.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Katherine's so hot, I really want to pull her, but...

0:12:15 > 0:12:18THEY CHANT

0:12:21 > 0:12:24At 3:30am, and with their new friends in tow,

0:12:24 > 0:12:26the boys head back to their apartment.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Sophie, we're going to have fun tonight, come on then.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33I am.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- Oh! - SHE LAUGHS

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Oh, I just want to die.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Oh, my God, I need some water.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11Two girls in the room we met last night

0:13:11 > 0:13:15and they came back for an after party and so we just drank.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17HE BREAKS WIND

0:13:17 > 0:13:20I would tell you what happened but I don't really know.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24It isn't good.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27- Bye.- Bye.- See you guys later.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Bye, see you later.

0:13:29 > 0:13:30How was last night?

0:13:30 > 0:13:33I couldn't tell you. I don't know, I can't remember.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36I can't remember anything. Shit.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Last night was crazy.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40I don't really know what happened.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Fucking hell.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48What happened last night?

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Where's our furniture?

0:13:50 > 0:13:52But some hotel residents remember well what happened

0:13:52 > 0:13:54and have complained.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Last night was absolutely terrible.

0:13:56 > 0:14:01They caused trouble and, er, the Gendarme, which is our police,

0:14:01 > 0:14:03had to come in the apartment and, er,

0:14:03 > 0:14:05put a bit of a stop to everything.

0:14:05 > 0:14:09We had proper, er, you know families staying around, with young kids

0:14:09 > 0:14:12and, er, they couldn't sleep until

0:14:12 > 0:14:15at least 3 or 4 o'clock in the morning.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18If they do the same tonight, they will be out - completely.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Before the hung-over students hit the slopes,

0:14:23 > 0:14:26a member of the production team delivers some bad news.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29Listen, I've had a few phone calls and you guys have got to go,

0:14:29 > 0:14:33all of you, at 5pm to the Gendarmerie.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Now, we don't have a choice because...

0:14:36 > 0:14:38And they'll literally just come to the apartment, stick you

0:14:38 > 0:14:41in the back of the van with all your kit and you'll be on the train home.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45I think it's cos we're used to like uni trips

0:14:45 > 0:14:47being in like student areas and that sort of stuff.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50It's not tolerated but, you know, it's a lot more...

0:14:50 > 0:14:52You're not going to be annoying anyone cos it's just all students.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Oh, first lift.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Already in trouble with the police, what the students don't know

0:14:58 > 0:15:01is things are about to get a whole lot worse.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05There's some new arrivals in town.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08Olly's mum, Fiona, and his granny, Margaret.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13And Jake's mum, Libby, with her close friend, Norma.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17- Hi, I'm Fiona. Nice to meet you. - Hi, I'm Libby.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19- Hello, Libby, I'm Margaret.- Hi.

0:15:19 > 0:15:23Although their sons are great mates at uni, the two mums have never met.

0:15:24 > 0:15:28When you see kids getting very drunk on these holidays

0:15:28 > 0:15:30and, erm, you know,

0:15:30 > 0:15:35their behaviour is so lewd, it's quite disgusting

0:15:35 > 0:15:37and I really wouldn't want to see,

0:15:37 > 0:15:39you know, Oliver doing that type of thing.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41When I was with him last Sunday night, I said,

0:15:41 > 0:15:44"What are you going to get up to?" and he just laughed.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46I said, "Well, you better behave yourself."

0:15:46 > 0:15:50Jake does tell me quite a lot, I know he doesn't tell me everything.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52But I've never seen him out partying.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55No, I've never seen Oliver out partying either.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58And he's never partied with me, he won't take me partying.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Whoo!

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Argh!

0:16:07 > 0:16:10- On the slopes, Olly...- Whoo!

0:16:11 > 0:16:14..and Jake are skiing off their hangovers.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23And Katherine and Emily are itching to find out

0:16:23 > 0:16:25what happened last night.

0:16:27 > 0:16:28- He did, yeah.- What?

0:16:31 > 0:16:32How do you know about that?

0:16:32 > 0:16:34He was so funny. So did you.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37- Did you?- Did anything happen?- No.

0:16:37 > 0:16:41I think I got with her in town and then we went back

0:16:41 > 0:16:43and passed out on the couch after drinking heavily.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Olly!

0:16:45 > 0:16:48I didn't even kiss the girl.

0:16:48 > 0:16:52I wanted a spoon and I didn't fancy spooning Olly with a semi.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56Across town, the parents are settling in.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59If they knew their mothers were up the road...

0:16:59 > 0:17:01with Granny.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04But they might not be settled for long, as they're about

0:17:04 > 0:17:07to watch what their sons got up to for the very first time.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10I'm feeling really excited and nervous to see

0:17:10 > 0:17:15what Oliver's getting up to, erm, because I've never seen it before.

0:17:15 > 0:17:19I would think they would have been quite sensible on their first night.

0:17:19 > 0:17:23'I'm really looking forward to just seeing Jacob being Jacob.'

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Seeing him in action, and as he is in his natural setting,

0:17:26 > 0:17:28I think will be quite fun to watch.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31First to view is Jake's mum, Libby.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35That's my boy.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37Which is him?

0:17:37 > 0:17:41The handsome one in the... Why has he got green pants on?

0:17:41 > 0:17:43And a suit jacket.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47- There's Oliver.- Oh, there's Olly.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50- Which is Olly?- That's him.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Oh, God, he's so gorgeous.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54'I am Spartacus.

0:17:54 > 0:17:55'I am Spartacus.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58- 'No, I am Spartacus. - No, I am Spartacus.'

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Oh!

0:18:05 > 0:18:08Oh, they've bought those on purpose, haven't they?

0:18:08 > 0:18:09Yeah, but what's he drinking?

0:18:11 > 0:18:14Oh! He doesn't look well - Jake.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17A huge amount of alcohol in any one go.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19We see more and more alcoholics that don't make it

0:18:19 > 0:18:24in our Intensive Care and, erm, yeah, it is quite worrying.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26To drink all that vodka like that.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Oh, it's dangerous.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30I'm going to have bloods done on him when he gets back.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32You're going to have what?

0:18:32 > 0:18:36I'm going to have his bloods taken, to see what he's doing to his body.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39I hope I don't see Oliver drink vodka like that.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43Fiona's been in the dark about her son Olly's partying ways -

0:18:43 > 0:18:45until now.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Mm!

0:18:47 > 0:18:50No, Oliver, don't do it.

0:18:50 > 0:18:54Oh, no, he has. He's done it. Oliver.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Oh, God!

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Oh, no, I don't like that.

0:19:03 > 0:19:07- There was a hell of a lot of alcohol in that bowl, wasn't there?- Mm.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09It seems to be all about, you know,

0:19:09 > 0:19:13drinking as much as you can and as fast as you can...

0:19:13 > 0:19:15- To get as wasted as you can. - ..to get as wasted as you can.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20I have my own fags and my own chewing gum and my own condoms...

0:19:20 > 0:19:22I wasn't trying to be a bitch. I just said you had our fags.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24I thought you were, so I was like, "Well, fuck you then."

0:19:24 > 0:19:27I'm the most unsympathetic person you're ever going to meet.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Oh, someone else sympathetic.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32It's just alcohol, isn't it?

0:19:32 > 0:19:35- Didn't really like that.- No.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38I thought he was being quite unpleasant there really.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Well, very unpleasant.

0:19:40 > 0:19:45It's only alcohol, isn't it, that turns him like that?

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Mm. Mm.

0:19:47 > 0:19:51- A lot of alcohol. - A lot of alcohol.- Yeah.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Seeing Olly in such a state is a shock for mum Fiona

0:19:54 > 0:19:56and Olly's grandmother, Margaret.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58I knew he was a drinker,

0:19:58 > 0:20:01but I didn't know to the extent that he drunk.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04It's a very immature attitude.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07We like a drink but, you know, it's just ridiculous

0:20:07 > 0:20:09the amount - they're tipping it down their throats.

0:20:09 > 0:20:13I don't think anyone really understands the medical implications

0:20:13 > 0:20:18to the amount of drinking that everybody is doing, and the effects.

0:20:18 > 0:20:23But I would like Jacob to take on board, erm,

0:20:23 > 0:20:27a little bit more seriously, where it can end up.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Gendarme are such scary people.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Unaware their parents have seen it all,

0:20:34 > 0:20:38Jake, Olly and the group head to the police station for a showdown.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45After being spoken to for over an hour,

0:20:45 > 0:20:48the sheepish-looking students reappear.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52We had to go and chat to one of the policemen

0:20:52 > 0:20:57and he just wished us a good holiday and asked us to keep the noise down.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59When we come back to the hotel, just straight to bed.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02- No after parties or anything like that.- No more after parties.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05We're all adults, like we've listened to what they've said

0:21:05 > 0:21:06and it's fine, yeah.

0:21:06 > 0:21:10They just want us to keep the noise down, so that's what we'll do.

0:21:11 > 0:21:15Night two, and the uni mates decide to take it easy

0:21:15 > 0:21:17and opt for a sit down group dinner.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20This is the MOST civilised meal I've had on a holiday.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22This is very different to last night.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25- This is so different to last night. - We never ate last night.- I know.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27But how long can it last?

0:21:27 > 0:21:32- I've not washed since Newcastle. - Neither have we!

0:21:32 > 0:21:34NICOLE SCHERZINGER: # Well, I'mma rip my clothes off

0:21:34 > 0:21:37# Take a leap and surf through the crowd

0:21:37 > 0:21:38# Yeah, yeah

0:21:38 > 0:21:42# Dripping down my neck, soaking wet

0:21:42 > 0:21:43# Sink or swim, or you drown. #

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Group showers are better than single showers.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48Apart from it's annoying - you don't actually get clean.

0:21:48 > 0:21:54Tonight, Jake is in charge, and that means fancy dress.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57The theme for this evening, grandmothers and granddaughters.

0:21:57 > 0:22:02I'm fed up of my nipples popping out. Every time I bend down.

0:22:02 > 0:22:07Fancy dress is just the biggest attention-seeking thing

0:22:07 > 0:22:11you can do, and you just, if someone else sees someone in fancy dress,

0:22:11 > 0:22:14it can be like, they're good craic.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Last time I dressed as a woman in fancy dress,

0:22:16 > 0:22:18a guy tried to finger me.

0:22:18 > 0:22:22While Jake wants to avoid any amorous advances,

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Olly's hoping to get lucky.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28One of the girls that we're with, erm, Katherine,

0:22:28 > 0:22:31she's single and on holiday with us.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34Erm, she's blonde, she's very, very good-looking.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37Erm, I wouldn't mind perhaps maybe getting with Katherine.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Dressed in their finest, and not wanting to annoy

0:22:42 > 0:22:47the neighbours again, the group hit the town.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50RIHANNA: # We found love in a hopeless place

0:22:50 > 0:22:54# We found love in a hopeless place

0:22:54 > 0:22:58# We found love in a hopeless place... #

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Oh, the night's been brilliant.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Bar there, bar here, bar everywhere.

0:23:05 > 0:23:10Beer here, wine here, vodka everywhere.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12It seems Olly's smooth moves have done the trick.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15Olly's having a good night, which means I'm having a good night.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18I've had some good food and now I'm having a good night.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21There is nothing better than that.

0:23:21 > 0:23:25And Jake's having such a good night, he doesn't want it to end.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Safely back at the apartment,

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Jake finds somewhere more comfortable to get his head down.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Next morning, and after seeing their sons'

0:23:43 > 0:23:47heavy drinking on the first night, Jake's mum, Libby, and Olly's mum,

0:23:47 > 0:23:51Fiona, are worried about what's to come in their second viewing.

0:23:51 > 0:23:56I would not like to see him drinking, um, you know,

0:23:56 > 0:24:00huge quantities of spirit again.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Erm, I didn't like that, I wasn't impressed with that.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05OK, shall we have a look at what they got up to?

0:24:05 > 0:24:08- Oh! OK, let's go.- Come on then.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Oh! That makes the mind boggle, doesn't it?

0:24:10 > 0:24:15On the decking. I think it may have been thrown overboard.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19Oh. No, no, no.

0:24:19 > 0:24:20Oh, no.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23Last night was absolutely terrible.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25They caused trouble and, er,

0:24:25 > 0:24:29the Gendarme, which is our police, had to come in the apartment

0:24:29 > 0:24:32'and, er, put a bit of a stop to everything.'

0:24:32 > 0:24:35If they do the same tonight, they will be out completely.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Oh, really disappointing.

0:24:37 > 0:24:41- They're spoiling other people's holidays.- Yeah, absolutely.

0:24:41 > 0:24:44I think once they've had beer though, that just fuels it,

0:24:44 > 0:24:45don't it, even more?

0:24:45 > 0:24:48What starts off as something quite small...

0:24:48 > 0:24:50- And funny.- ..escalates big time.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Mm.

0:24:52 > 0:24:56Well, they'll just have to take what's coming to them, won't they?

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Absolutely.

0:24:58 > 0:24:59Oh!

0:24:59 > 0:25:03We had to go and chat to one of the policemen

0:25:03 > 0:25:04and he just wished us a good holiday

0:25:04 > 0:25:07'and asked us to keep the noise down in the hotel,

0:25:07 > 0:25:09'so that's what we're going to do.'

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Do you think that's enough to deter them?

0:25:14 > 0:25:16They're a bit blase, aren't they?

0:25:16 > 0:25:17What do you think?

0:25:17 > 0:25:19I don't know what to say to that.

0:25:19 > 0:25:23I hope that has not been the tale of previous holidays.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26I think it will have been. It's just that...

0:25:26 > 0:25:28- Wow!- ..that you haven't seen it.

0:25:28 > 0:25:29Mm, I think that.

0:25:29 > 0:25:35I don't expect him to disregard other people on their holiday,

0:25:35 > 0:25:38disregard people's belongings,

0:25:38 > 0:25:40and then kind of be so offhand

0:25:40 > 0:25:44and nonchalant about it, that it appears to be OK.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46That is not what I expect of my son.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52Yeah, I mean, given what happened regarding the noise complaint,

0:25:52 > 0:25:54I think that we are trying to be

0:25:54 > 0:25:55'a bit more quieter.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57'Erm, like it's just a bit more out of courtesy,'

0:25:57 > 0:25:59so we'll just learn to respect it,

0:25:59 > 0:26:02it's just like a learning curve really. It's quite cool, I like it.

0:26:02 > 0:26:03Ah, that's nice.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05Oh, that was excellent.

0:26:05 > 0:26:06- Yeah, proud of him there. - Yeah, so am I.

0:26:06 > 0:26:10Proud of him there. And that is the Oliver that I know.

0:26:13 > 0:26:18Disappointed to see that they'd been upsetting the other hotel guests,

0:26:18 > 0:26:23erm, you know, been throwing the furniture over the balcony.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26Erm, it's very disrespectful and I think that was a bit of

0:26:26 > 0:26:29a reality check for Oliver.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33Up the road, it's a special day for a hung-over Olly.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38It's my birthday.

0:26:38 > 0:26:42Came home with Katherine last night and, erm, she was big spoon,

0:26:42 > 0:26:43I was little spoon.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46We just spooned and then passed out and that was it.

0:26:50 > 0:26:51Your hair's great.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53This isn't my room.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56What!

0:26:56 > 0:26:57I'm not in my room.

0:26:57 > 0:26:58No, you're in mine.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00- Happy birthday.- Thanks.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05You know, you snore really badly.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07- Yeah.- Oh, OK.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09Can we go downstairs for breakfast?

0:27:09 > 0:27:11Yeah.

0:27:17 > 0:27:18But Katherine's not the only woman

0:27:18 > 0:27:20who wants to wish Olly a happy birthday.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23MOBILE RINGS

0:27:23 > 0:27:24Hello.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Hello, darling. Happy birthday.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29Hi, Mum. Thank you. How are you?

0:27:29 > 0:27:32How are you? I'm good. How are you this morning?

0:27:32 > 0:27:33Erm, yeah, I'm good.

0:27:33 > 0:27:36What are your plans for today then?

0:27:36 > 0:27:40Erm, we're going to go out skiing now. Just taking for ever to go out.

0:27:40 > 0:27:41What are you doing today?

0:27:41 > 0:27:44Erm, it's a nice day here, it's quite cold, it's...

0:27:44 > 0:27:48but it's really sunny so I'm going to take Alfie out later,

0:27:48 > 0:27:50- Victoria's at work.- Hmm.

0:27:50 > 0:27:52Erm, I'm missing you.

0:27:52 > 0:27:54OK.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56Oh, I'm sorry, I know. I'm just upset.

0:27:56 > 0:28:01- But why?- I can't see you on your 21st birthday, cos you're my baby boy.

0:28:01 > 0:28:03Well, I'm skiing, I'm sorry.

0:28:03 > 0:28:05All right, I miss you.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07Nice to speak to you, love you too. Bye-bye.

0:28:07 > 0:28:08All right, sweetheart. Bye.

0:28:11 > 0:28:13- Was that your mum?- Yeah.

0:28:13 > 0:28:17That was hard because I just wanted to give him a hug

0:28:17 > 0:28:20and wish him happy birthday.

0:28:21 > 0:28:23Yeah.

0:28:30 > 0:28:34"To Oliver, here's a wonderful 21st birthday, lots of love, Andrew".

0:28:34 > 0:28:36That's my cousin.

0:28:36 > 0:28:40"Happy birthday, 21. Love you lots and lots, big hugs, Mum".

0:28:40 > 0:28:43Oh, it's from my mum. That's nice.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45While Olly enjoys his birthday morning,

0:28:45 > 0:28:49for Jake, thinking about home means thinking about uni and his future.

0:28:49 > 0:28:52Being out here, cos I've had so much fun and I've not been,

0:28:52 > 0:28:54like I've not been this smiley and happy for a while,

0:28:54 > 0:28:58like I feel like I've sort of been back to myself.

0:28:58 > 0:29:01Erm, these two years at uni, I feel like I've proper flopped

0:29:01 > 0:29:04and not really done a lot uni-wise.

0:29:04 > 0:29:08But if I'm not putting in effort at this time and my efforts

0:29:08 > 0:29:11are focused on something that isn't to do with my course,

0:29:11 > 0:29:15then I should probably have a think about what it is I want to be doing.

0:29:15 > 0:29:20And, and if I am happy out here and not 100% happy at uni,

0:29:20 > 0:29:24I'd have to think about changing it up

0:29:24 > 0:29:26and having a sit down with myself.

0:29:32 > 0:29:37As Olly's 21st gets under way, Jake puts thoughts of home aside and

0:29:37 > 0:29:40makes sure everyone has an alcoholic winter warmer on the slopes.

0:29:40 > 0:29:42It's a beautiful day.

0:29:43 > 0:29:46- Fuck.- Yes!

0:29:46 > 0:29:48Drinking and skiing can be dangerous

0:29:48 > 0:29:51but, today, the group aren't putting safety first.

0:29:51 > 0:29:53# I just wanna be

0:29:53 > 0:29:54# Look at me

0:29:54 > 0:29:56# I just can't believe

0:29:56 > 0:29:58# What they've done to me

0:29:58 > 0:30:00# We could never be free

0:30:00 > 0:30:02# I just wanna be... #

0:30:02 > 0:30:04I'm having a really good birthday.

0:30:04 > 0:30:06- Yeah!- Out on the mountains.

0:30:07 > 0:30:09My favourite place. Skiing.

0:30:11 > 0:30:15And the only way to top off a morning drinking and skiing session

0:30:15 > 0:30:18is to go to an apres bar - for even more drinking.

0:30:20 > 0:30:24# We found love in a hopeless place

0:30:24 > 0:30:28# We found love in a hopeless place

0:30:28 > 0:30:31# We found love in a hopeless place... #

0:30:31 > 0:30:34It's an Olly birthday today. Where is Olly?

0:30:34 > 0:30:37CHEERING

0:30:37 > 0:30:38Happy birthday, Olly.

0:30:38 > 0:30:40Happy birthday!

0:30:40 > 0:30:43Hearing the announcement of Olly's 21st,

0:30:43 > 0:30:46a group of wealthy revellers invite the gang to the VIP area

0:30:46 > 0:30:49where they're showered with bottles of free champagne.

0:30:50 > 0:30:53Argh!

0:31:03 > 0:31:07And having just been handed a 550 euro bottle of bubbly

0:31:07 > 0:31:10by his new friends, Olly's keen to share it out.

0:31:20 > 0:31:22I've never drunk so much in my life.

0:31:27 > 0:31:31This is one of the most favourite days ever.

0:31:31 > 0:31:34The weather is incredible. The music is incredible.

0:31:34 > 0:31:37We have too much free champagne.

0:31:37 > 0:31:41Olly's having a good time, which I'm so happy about.

0:31:41 > 0:31:43Emily is off her tits.

0:31:56 > 0:31:59I am having the best, best time of my life.

0:32:01 > 0:32:05Thanks to Olly's new friends, the champagne keeps flowing.

0:32:16 > 0:32:19One, two. One, two, three, four.

0:32:19 > 0:32:21# Don't you worry

0:32:21 > 0:32:24# Don't you worry, child... #

0:32:24 > 0:32:26Whilst Olly parties hard up the mountain,

0:32:26 > 0:32:29his mum and granny are up to mischief of their own.

0:32:32 > 0:32:34This will be interesting.

0:32:34 > 0:32:36It certainly will be interesting.

0:32:36 > 0:32:39Knowing nothing about Olly's life away from home,

0:32:39 > 0:32:42a snoop around his room is the perfect chance to dig for some dirt.

0:32:42 > 0:32:44Oh, God!

0:32:46 > 0:32:48Oh! Are they Oliver's?

0:32:48 > 0:32:50I think they may be Oliver's.

0:32:50 > 0:32:52- Put them back where you found them. - Lovely underpants.

0:32:52 > 0:32:54Put them back where you found them.

0:32:54 > 0:32:57Oh, for God's sake. Look at this.

0:32:58 > 0:33:00Oh! Oh!

0:33:00 > 0:33:03Oh, a bit of bondage going on in here.

0:33:05 > 0:33:07Do you know - me mind boggles - a pair of handcuffs.

0:33:07 > 0:33:09Handcuffs and a moustache.

0:33:09 > 0:33:11Yeah.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13Oh, there's nothing in there untoward.

0:33:13 > 0:33:15Oh, Oliver's bits and bobs. Oh, God what's that?

0:33:15 > 0:33:17- It looks like a Durex.- Oh, Fiona.

0:33:17 > 0:33:19Huh!

0:33:21 > 0:33:24- TLC lube.- That's naughty.

0:33:24 > 0:33:26That is naughty. Are we going?

0:33:26 > 0:33:28Granny Margaret's seen enough.

0:33:28 > 0:33:31- Fast.- Run. - Fast, before we get caught.

0:33:33 > 0:33:35- What did you find?- Handcuffs.

0:33:35 > 0:33:38- A moustache.- A moustache.- Erm... - Did you say you found lube?

0:33:38 > 0:33:41And some... And a packet of lube in Oliver's wallet.

0:33:41 > 0:33:43- Yeah. In his wallet?- In his wallet.

0:33:43 > 0:33:47She went in his wallet. How bad is that?

0:33:47 > 0:33:48- A nice week.- Hey, hey, stop it.

0:33:48 > 0:33:50You're going to give me a complex.

0:33:50 > 0:33:52How bad is that?

0:33:52 > 0:33:54Up the mountain, the partying students

0:33:54 > 0:33:56are blissfully unaware their rooms have been raided.

0:33:59 > 0:34:00But one thing is for certain,

0:34:00 > 0:34:03no-one is going to steal the limelight from Olly today.

0:34:03 > 0:34:09THEY CHANT: Olly, get naked. Olly, get naked!

0:34:09 > 0:34:13While everyone else gets an eyeful, Katherine grabs a handful.

0:34:20 > 0:34:23A few hours later, after bottles of free champagne,

0:34:23 > 0:34:26the group attempt to ski back to town.

0:34:28 > 0:34:29Put your skis on.

0:34:30 > 0:34:32I fucking can't.

0:34:32 > 0:34:35You are absolutely smashed.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38- Oh, shit.- For fuck's sake.

0:34:38 > 0:34:41But if you can't get your skis on, you can't ski home.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43So, the only option is the cable car.

0:34:43 > 0:34:45Olly, I'm so drunk, I had so much champagne.

0:34:45 > 0:34:48Hey, do you know how much them boys spent?

0:34:48 > 0:34:51Their receipt was 15½ grand.

0:34:51 > 0:34:54- Yeah, I understand that. - That's the same as a car.

0:34:54 > 0:34:57A decent car they've spent in that apres bar, on us.

0:34:57 > 0:35:00Olly, how good is this for a 21st?

0:35:00 > 0:35:01I'm not being funny

0:35:01 > 0:35:03- but I've never had a better birthday in my life.- Amazing.

0:35:04 > 0:35:10- CHANTING:- # There were six naked people on the bus, on the bus

0:35:10 > 0:35:14ALL: # There were six naked people on the bus, on the bus

0:35:14 > 0:35:17# There were six naked people six naked people

0:35:17 > 0:35:19# Six naked people on the bus. #

0:35:19 > 0:35:21Arriving back at the chalet,

0:35:21 > 0:35:24Jake takes on the role of the sensible one.

0:35:24 > 0:35:27Ssh, boys and girls, boys and girls, remember we're still on last

0:35:27 > 0:35:30warning from the Gendarmes, so let's not be dicks until we get inside.

0:35:30 > 0:35:34And he's concerned about the state Olly's in.

0:35:34 > 0:35:35- Fuck me.- Fuck me?

0:35:35 > 0:35:38Help him. No, run, run, run. Help him, help him.

0:35:38 > 0:35:41He's so funny.

0:35:41 > 0:35:45Barely able to walk, birthday boy Olly is anything but responsible.

0:35:45 > 0:35:48Literally crashing into the hotel.

0:35:48 > 0:35:49GLASS CRACKS

0:35:49 > 0:35:53Oh, idiot, idiot.

0:35:53 > 0:35:56What he did was, he just went like this, he went, one,

0:35:56 > 0:36:00two and then walked and then a boot went.

0:36:02 > 0:36:06Oh, for fuck's sake.

0:36:06 > 0:36:09Bollocks.

0:36:09 > 0:36:11Look.

0:36:11 > 0:36:13I'm stuck.

0:36:14 > 0:36:15There we go.

0:36:18 > 0:36:22That's what 15 grands worth of champagne does.

0:36:23 > 0:36:28Only 6pm on his 21st and the booze has got the better of Olly.

0:36:33 > 0:36:36Keen to know what Olly's been getting up to on his birthday,

0:36:36 > 0:36:39his mum, Fiona and Jake's mum, Libby are heading their way.

0:36:39 > 0:36:43I hope Olly's had a good day on his birthday.

0:36:43 > 0:36:46Yeah, it would be nice to know he's had a good day.

0:36:46 > 0:36:50They'll be watching live pictures of their boys from a van just outside.

0:36:50 > 0:36:52It's a bit close for comfort this.

0:36:52 > 0:36:54It's a nice little chalet.

0:36:55 > 0:36:58As Jake and Rossy awake from their drunken slumber...

0:37:00 > 0:37:02Oh, shit.

0:37:02 > 0:37:05..Olly's nowhere to be seen.

0:37:05 > 0:37:08Just Rossy and Jake at the moment, so no Olly.

0:37:08 > 0:37:10Oh, the boys look absolutely shattered.

0:37:10 > 0:37:13With me and Olly hitting a bottle of vodka last night.

0:37:13 > 0:37:15He's just said, "Me and Olly

0:37:15 > 0:37:17"hitting a bottle of vodka last night."

0:37:17 > 0:37:20Oh, I'm so scared of them seeing us.

0:37:20 > 0:37:23- Oh, there's a card. - Oh, birthday card, oh, that's mine.

0:37:23 > 0:37:25- Oh, is it?- Yeah, son.- Aw.

0:37:25 > 0:37:28THEY CHUCKLE

0:37:30 > 0:37:33- 'That's Olly's bottom. - That's Oliver's bottom, isn't it?'

0:37:33 > 0:37:34It's very nice.

0:37:34 > 0:37:37Oh, he has got a nice bum, he works hard at that.

0:37:37 > 0:37:40Do you want go out?

0:37:40 > 0:37:42You don't, why?

0:37:42 > 0:37:45Oliver is absolutely out of it.

0:37:46 > 0:37:48One of them.

0:37:48 > 0:37:50'Is he leaving the apartment?

0:37:50 > 0:37:53'It looks like he might be going to come out,'

0:37:53 > 0:37:55it looks like he's going into reception area.

0:37:55 > 0:37:56Huh, oh, please put the light off.

0:37:56 > 0:37:58Got to stop this, I want to get down.

0:37:59 > 0:38:01Erm, this is the...

0:38:01 > 0:38:03'Oh, the door's smashed. He's going to come out.

0:38:03 > 0:38:04'What happened to the door?

0:38:04 > 0:38:06'No, I'm not happy with this any more. Can we go?'

0:38:08 > 0:38:12Nervous at being spotted, Fiona and Libby hit the road.

0:38:14 > 0:38:18I was sure that Rossy was going to come outside.

0:38:18 > 0:38:22- I want to know why the door was all broken.- Yeah.

0:38:22 > 0:38:25We have seen a door that looks like it's been smashed

0:38:25 > 0:38:27and the boys have something to do with it.

0:38:27 > 0:38:28They've been to the police.

0:38:28 > 0:38:31Why does that not bother them?

0:38:31 > 0:38:34They've still not learnt, no.

0:38:34 > 0:38:37There doesn't seem to be any stopping them.

0:38:37 > 0:38:38No.

0:38:38 > 0:38:41Worried mum Fiona can't hide her disappointment at how Olly's

0:38:41 > 0:38:44birthday celebrations have ended.

0:38:44 > 0:38:48I'm a bit gutted at the moment. He's 21 today.

0:38:48 > 0:38:49Hm.

0:38:49 > 0:38:51He, he...

0:38:51 > 0:38:54He has to be responsible for his actions.

0:38:54 > 0:38:57I can't be held responsible for what he's doing,

0:38:57 > 0:38:58for what he decides to do.

0:39:04 > 0:39:07I don't want to talk about it any more, I am a bit gutted.

0:39:17 > 0:39:19The birthday festivities are over

0:39:19 > 0:39:22and the group are waking up to their fourth consecutive hangover.

0:39:22 > 0:39:24Oh, it's horrible, I can't be in there, it stinks.

0:39:24 > 0:39:26What does it smell of?

0:39:26 > 0:39:28- I don't know but I'm going to be sick.- Roses and petals?

0:39:28 > 0:39:30No, you smell disgusting.

0:39:30 > 0:39:33- What is the smell, Katherine? - You smell like shit.

0:39:33 > 0:39:36- It's your room. - You're in it.

0:39:36 > 0:39:39Oh, that is absolutely disgusting.

0:39:39 > 0:39:41Olly may have found the reason for the stink.

0:39:41 > 0:39:46I think I've pissed my salopettes, erm, it's happened...

0:39:46 > 0:39:49It happens like, it happens...

0:39:49 > 0:39:52but I don't even want to touch them.

0:39:54 > 0:39:57As the rest of the gang wallow in their hangovers,

0:39:57 > 0:40:01Olly borrows Emily's spare salopettes and the pair head out.

0:40:02 > 0:40:05I had a great time on my 21st birthday.

0:40:05 > 0:40:07After... INDISTINCT

0:40:07 > 0:40:11..erm, it did, we did have a bit of a blackout point.

0:40:13 > 0:40:16Do you remember what happened with the door?

0:40:16 > 0:40:21Erm, oh, yeah, shit. Yeah, I acc...

0:40:21 > 0:40:24I accidentally bumped into the door, erm,

0:40:24 > 0:40:26when, when I was going in with my skis

0:40:26 > 0:40:28and that smashed.

0:40:30 > 0:40:31Let's go.

0:40:31 > 0:40:33Olly may not remember much about yesterday,

0:40:33 > 0:40:36but his mum, Fiona, is about to see it all

0:40:36 > 0:40:40and she's still reeling from last night's spy mission.

0:40:40 > 0:40:46A bit downhearted last night when I saw Oliver slumped in his bed,

0:40:46 > 0:40:49at teatime on his 21st birthday.

0:40:49 > 0:40:51I thought you know, "What a shame."

0:40:51 > 0:40:52Get up.

0:40:52 > 0:40:54And for Jake's mum, Libby,

0:40:54 > 0:40:57watching her son's antics this week has been tough.

0:40:57 > 0:40:59I think I probably have been quite naive.

0:40:59 > 0:41:02'I think she's feeling sometimes that'

0:41:02 > 0:41:06she hasn't brought, erm, Jake up properly.

0:41:06 > 0:41:07Yeah.

0:41:07 > 0:41:09Yeah.

0:41:12 > 0:41:15Fiona is first to see her son, Olly.

0:41:16 > 0:41:18- That's Oliver...- Is it?

0:41:18 > 0:41:20..cuddled up to...

0:41:20 > 0:41:23- Is it Katherine?- Katherine.

0:41:23 > 0:41:24It's my birthday.

0:41:24 > 0:41:27- Oh!- Of course it is.

0:41:27 > 0:41:28Oh!

0:41:28 > 0:41:30- KATHERINE:- Happy birthday.

0:41:31 > 0:41:33- Oh, that was really nice.- Yeah.

0:41:33 > 0:41:36Maybe this relationship is developing a little bit more,

0:41:36 > 0:41:38- who knows?- Yeah, maybe.

0:41:39 > 0:41:43- Oh, wow.- Oh, my glory.

0:41:43 > 0:41:46No wonder they like going there.

0:41:48 > 0:41:49Oh!

0:41:51 > 0:41:52'Happy birthday.'

0:41:52 > 0:41:55- Oh!- God, how brilliant.

0:41:55 > 0:41:57Who's that chappy?

0:41:57 > 0:41:59THEY LAUGH

0:42:02 > 0:42:04'I'm having the best, best time of my life.'

0:42:04 > 0:42:06Bless him, oh!

0:42:08 > 0:42:10THEY GASP

0:42:10 > 0:42:13- That can't be real Moet. - Where has all that come from?

0:42:13 > 0:42:15And they're magnums.

0:42:15 > 0:42:16Oh, he's not?

0:42:16 > 0:42:18He will, I bet he does.

0:42:18 > 0:42:21THEY GASP THEN LAUGH

0:42:25 > 0:42:28It was the best time of his life.

0:42:28 > 0:42:29It was, but even

0:42:29 > 0:42:32for me too and I think that's what's making me emotional right now, cos

0:42:32 > 0:42:36I wanted him to have a great day, didn't you, and he has, hasn't he?

0:42:36 > 0:42:39And all I ever want is to see my boy happy.

0:42:41 > 0:42:42And I did.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44Amazingly happy.

0:42:49 > 0:42:51Come here.

0:42:51 > 0:42:53Oh!

0:42:53 > 0:42:57(Please don't put this on camera.)

0:43:00 > 0:43:03So anyway, back to, erm, business.

0:43:06 > 0:43:09'Help him. No, run, run, run. Help him, help him.

0:43:09 > 0:43:11'I'll get the rest of the shit.'

0:43:11 > 0:43:13Oh, that's the door.

0:43:13 > 0:43:15(Oh, God.)

0:43:15 > 0:43:18Did he say how he did it?

0:43:18 > 0:43:21'..and just tried to walk and his boot went that way.'

0:43:21 > 0:43:25- Quite relieved to know it was an accident.- Hmm.

0:43:25 > 0:43:28Erm, anybody can walk, whether you're drunk or not,

0:43:28 > 0:43:32anybody can walk into, you know, when you've got huge glass doors,

0:43:32 > 0:43:34anybody can make that mistake.

0:43:34 > 0:43:39I-I've head-butted my own patio doors before now. Erm...

0:43:40 > 0:43:45- Ladies, please.- Sorry.- Get a grip.

0:43:45 > 0:43:48We'll get the Gendarmes after you.

0:43:50 > 0:43:52'OK, let's see what Jake's doing.'

0:43:52 > 0:43:54THEY GIGGLE

0:43:54 > 0:43:56'Oliver!'

0:44:00 > 0:44:01We've not seen the girls naked yet.

0:44:01 > 0:44:03'We're still on last warning from the Gendarme,

0:44:03 > 0:44:05'so let's not be dicks when we get inside.'

0:44:05 > 0:44:08Oh! Good boy.

0:44:08 > 0:44:11- Quite authoritative there, isn't he? - Yeah.- Taking charge.

0:44:11 > 0:44:13And maybe the most sober person here,

0:44:13 > 0:44:15so I'm, I'm going to take control of this situation.

0:44:15 > 0:44:21Obviously the trip to the Gendarme had a, um...

0:44:21 > 0:44:25- Had made him think.- Hmm.- Yeah, yeah.

0:44:26 > 0:44:29'I think there is potential for me saying,

0:44:29 > 0:44:32'I've tried uni, I've enjoyed it, I've made my mark.

0:44:32 > 0:44:36'I would now like to go and get a job without a degree...

0:44:36 > 0:44:38- 'do a season...' - Oh, that is such a relief to hear.

0:44:38 > 0:44:41'..if I was being paid, and apologise to

0:44:41 > 0:44:44'my dad and my mum and my uni...'

0:44:44 > 0:44:46He doesn't need to apologise to me.

0:44:47 > 0:44:51- Jacob would be...- That's really brave of him to say that, isn't it?

0:44:51 > 0:44:53Yes, because I think he's been wanting to say it for a while.

0:44:53 > 0:44:55- Hmm. - Cos it's not where he wants to be.

0:44:56 > 0:44:59It was quite emotional for me to hear him say that

0:44:59 > 0:45:03because that's... I just... That was just totally not expected,

0:45:03 > 0:45:11for him to so very clearly...express what he has decided.

0:45:11 > 0:45:12Yeah.

0:45:12 > 0:45:15I don't think he actually wanted to go to uni in the first place.

0:45:15 > 0:45:17- So you're not upset or...?- No.- No.

0:45:17 > 0:45:21Not at all. As long as he's not, er, lounging around.

0:45:21 > 0:45:25Cos I wouldn't put up. I wouldn't put up with that.

0:45:28 > 0:45:31I don't know what's happened over the last few days to make him

0:45:31 > 0:45:36realise that maybe... I think uni life suits Jacob,

0:45:36 > 0:45:42but I think the study side isn't for him.

0:45:42 > 0:45:45If that's what Jacob wants to do, I'm more than happy.

0:45:48 > 0:45:52It's the last full day of the holiday and, unusually,

0:45:52 > 0:45:55the students have spent most of it with their clothes on.

0:45:55 > 0:45:57But that's all about to change.

0:45:58 > 0:46:00So that's the hot tub.

0:46:00 > 0:46:03- Are we all getting in there?- Six people aren't going to fit in there.

0:46:05 > 0:46:10No way will we all fit in there, there's no way.

0:46:10 > 0:46:11Risking it all,

0:46:11 > 0:46:15the parents are coming along too for one last sneaky look.

0:46:15 > 0:46:17No pissing in the hot tub.

0:46:17 > 0:46:18Oh, that's a massive rule.

0:46:18 > 0:46:21Olly, no wanking in the hot tub.

0:46:21 > 0:46:25They'll be hiding in a kitchen, just a stone's throw from the action.

0:46:31 > 0:46:36It's dead exciting, I'm like, huh, pooing my pants.

0:46:36 > 0:46:38THEY LAUGH

0:46:38 > 0:46:40Well, you didn't have to say that, Fiona.

0:46:40 > 0:46:42No, I know, but I am honestly.

0:46:42 > 0:46:43Oh, my God.

0:46:43 > 0:46:44'Oh, I think we might have'

0:46:44 > 0:46:46some action.

0:46:46 > 0:46:50THEY GRIMACE AND GROAN

0:46:50 > 0:46:53No, it's warm. Really warm.

0:46:53 > 0:46:57Oh, shitting hell, oh. Oh, it's hot.

0:46:57 > 0:46:59Oh, fucking hell.

0:47:02 > 0:47:05Guys, be careful getting in here cos this is fucking...

0:47:05 > 0:47:07This is unbelievably warm.

0:47:07 > 0:47:10What sort of antics do you think we're going to see in here?

0:47:10 > 0:47:13- Do you reckon they'll bring some champagne with them?- I don't know.

0:47:13 > 0:47:15I'm in a sink with my friends.

0:47:15 > 0:47:18- So funny if they knew. Oh, oh, look. - Oh, yeah, oh, there is...

0:47:18 > 0:47:20'Oh, it's the birthday champagne.

0:47:20 > 0:47:24'And I'm pretty sure that's my bottle of champagne'

0:47:24 > 0:47:27that I gave him to celebrate his birthday with.

0:47:27 > 0:47:28- Woo!- Popping champagne.

0:47:30 > 0:47:33Isn't that nice that he saved it for today?

0:47:33 > 0:47:35- Thanks, Mum.- Thanks, Mummy.

0:47:35 > 0:47:37Cheers. Cheers, son.

0:47:39 > 0:47:43Oh, and Jake is looking right this way.

0:47:43 > 0:47:45(That is so weird.)

0:47:45 > 0:47:46(It's weird, isn't it?)

0:47:46 > 0:47:49Hiding behind a mixer in a kitchen.

0:47:49 > 0:47:51Oh, and me behind a chopping board.

0:47:51 > 0:47:53In the French Alps on a kitchen floor.

0:47:53 > 0:47:55Oh, how funny.

0:47:58 > 0:48:00Oh, they're kissing.

0:48:04 > 0:48:08'Just think about that experience, where they are, in that

0:48:08 > 0:48:10'hot tub, drinking champagne. I mean,'

0:48:10 > 0:48:12it's fantastic, isn't it?

0:48:12 > 0:48:14Yeah, it is fantastic.

0:48:14 > 0:48:16Look how hairy your leg is, Katherine.

0:48:16 > 0:48:18- You need to shave, babe. - Katherine, you need to shave.

0:48:18 > 0:48:21It's all smiles now, but how will Jake and Olly react

0:48:21 > 0:48:24when they realise their holiday hasn't been all it seems

0:48:24 > 0:48:26when their parents reveal themselves tomorrow?

0:48:26 > 0:48:29HE BELCHES Sorry.

0:48:31 > 0:48:34Right, guys, I want to do a few lengths, can you move to the side?

0:48:42 > 0:48:45It's the final day of the trip and Olly, Jake

0:48:45 > 0:48:47and the gang are dressed for the occasion.

0:48:47 > 0:48:50I'm so fucking excited, this weather is incredible.

0:48:50 > 0:48:55It's last day of the season, in fancy dress, going to get drunk.

0:48:55 > 0:48:56The snow's awesome.

0:49:04 > 0:49:08And while Olly works on his tan, he's oblivious that his mum

0:49:08 > 0:49:11and his granny are heading up the slopes to have it out with him.

0:49:17 > 0:49:21I think I need Oliver to explain the drinking to me.

0:49:21 > 0:49:23I don't get it.

0:49:23 > 0:49:27I-I don't know why they feel this need to

0:49:27 > 0:49:29go as far as they do.

0:49:32 > 0:49:35Nearly there, we're nearly there.

0:49:35 > 0:49:38- God, what's he going to say? - Oh, I don't know.

0:49:41 > 0:49:44- Give me a hug. - I just hope he's not drunk.

0:49:48 > 0:49:50Well, this is it.

0:49:50 > 0:49:52This is it.

0:49:56 > 0:50:01Olly has no idea that his mum and granny are about to spoil the party.

0:50:01 > 0:50:05I'm going to get in disguise so that he won't recognise me.

0:50:10 > 0:50:13Would he recognise me now?

0:50:13 > 0:50:15- No.- No?

0:50:16 > 0:50:19- The holiday has been ridiculously funny.- The best week ever.

0:50:19 > 0:50:21Every day we go, it's the best thing ever and I...

0:50:21 > 0:50:24- Oliver!- Oh, my God!

0:50:24 > 0:50:27- I've been watching you all week. - Oh, no.

0:50:27 > 0:50:30- And Katherine and... - Oh, my God!

0:50:31 > 0:50:32Come here, you.

0:50:32 > 0:50:35This has not just happened.

0:50:35 > 0:50:38I haven't been impressed with everything that you've done.

0:50:38 > 0:50:39What do you mean?

0:50:39 > 0:50:41Listen to me. I haven't come on my own.

0:50:46 > 0:50:49It's my granny. No way.

0:50:52 > 0:50:55I'm actually completely shocked.

0:50:55 > 0:50:58You've literally got to be joking.

0:50:58 > 0:51:00Oh, my... I need to...

0:51:00 > 0:51:03THEY LAUGH

0:51:04 > 0:51:07Katherine, my granny's here.

0:51:08 > 0:51:12I've seen everything that you have done, but I still love you.

0:51:12 > 0:51:16We've even snooped on where you were living.

0:51:16 > 0:51:19- Handcuffs.- Your packet of lube.

0:51:19 > 0:51:21Oh, for fuck's sake.

0:51:25 > 0:51:29Now, it's time for Fiona to have a serious chat with Olly.

0:51:29 > 0:51:31I wanted to see what goes on in your life

0:51:31 > 0:51:35because you left home really when you were about 18.

0:51:35 > 0:51:39I feel that there's a lot about your life that I don't know any more.

0:51:39 > 0:51:43I wanted to see what your friends were like, what you get up to.

0:51:43 > 0:51:45OK.

0:51:46 > 0:51:49There's been one or two things that, if I'm really honest,

0:51:49 > 0:51:51they have concerned me.

0:51:51 > 0:51:54You drink huge amounts of alcohol

0:51:54 > 0:51:57and we're just kind of worried for your health really.

0:51:57 > 0:52:01When I'm like old and 30 with, like, kids and a wife and stuff,

0:52:01 > 0:52:03I'm not going to drink like that, am I?

0:52:03 > 0:52:04No? So it's just a phase?

0:52:04 > 0:52:06Well, yeah, while I'm at uni.

0:52:06 > 0:52:08Your birthday was just totally...

0:52:08 > 0:52:11Oh, my God, I fell into the door.

0:52:11 > 0:52:13Do you remember doing that?

0:52:13 > 0:52:15Nope, nothing.

0:52:15 > 0:52:17I didn't think you remembered doing that.

0:52:17 > 0:52:21It's cost me nearly £700 for a door.

0:52:21 > 0:52:22Oh, my God.

0:52:23 > 0:52:25Despite all she's seen,

0:52:25 > 0:52:28for Fiona, the week of spying has all been worth it.

0:52:28 > 0:52:32I think over the week, I've seen that, erm...

0:52:33 > 0:52:40..you've really grown up into, I think, a really nice young guy.

0:52:40 > 0:52:45I'm very, very proud of you and I love you very, very much.

0:52:45 > 0:52:47Thanks, Mum.

0:52:47 > 0:52:49That makes me feel good.

0:52:49 > 0:52:50Phew.

0:52:51 > 0:52:53Now, it's Jake's turn.

0:52:53 > 0:52:56Woo, I'm a fucking pirate.

0:52:56 > 0:52:58I'm just so excited, I really am.

0:52:58 > 0:53:01I just... I'm so looking forward to seeing Jacob's face

0:53:01 > 0:53:06and the reaction and having a big hug and giving him a big hug.

0:53:06 > 0:53:08As Jake enjoys his final ski run,

0:53:08 > 0:53:12he's got no idea his mum is skiing right up behind him.

0:53:15 > 0:53:17Bonjour, monsieur.

0:53:17 > 0:53:19OK.

0:53:19 > 0:53:24Why are you crying, are you just happy to see me?

0:53:24 > 0:53:25Oh... Aw...

0:53:31 > 0:53:33Why are you crying?

0:53:33 > 0:53:36I don't know. Oh, you've done some mad things, haven't you?

0:53:36 > 0:53:38Wasn't expecting that like.

0:53:38 > 0:53:44And some stuff not so good, but most stuff brilliant.

0:53:44 > 0:53:46A little bit too much drinking at times.

0:53:46 > 0:53:48- Oh, yeah, I've not hurt anyone though, have I?- No.

0:53:48 > 0:53:50- Just been having fun. - No, just been having fun.

0:53:50 > 0:53:52I do probably need a detox for a while.

0:53:52 > 0:53:55Yeah, I'm not so sure about the furniture throwing.

0:53:55 > 0:53:57- Oh, dear.- That's nice.

0:53:57 > 0:53:59I've brought a friend.

0:53:59 > 0:54:02Oh, no!

0:54:02 > 0:54:05- Hi.- Norma, what you doing here?

0:54:05 > 0:54:08Best friends now.

0:54:08 > 0:54:11But Jake's not getting away quite that easily.

0:54:11 > 0:54:14My major concern is...

0:54:14 > 0:54:16your excessive drinking.

0:54:16 > 0:54:18Constantly, but.

0:54:18 > 0:54:21It's just the drink or is it behaviour after it?

0:54:21 > 0:54:25Disrespecting people's property, er, other people's holidays,

0:54:25 > 0:54:28- but then afterwards...- Yeah, we dealt with that though, didn't we?

0:54:28 > 0:54:32Yeah, afterwards, you did reflect, but, you know, one of the comments

0:54:32 > 0:54:36that you made, uni perhaps wasn't for you.

0:54:36 > 0:54:39I've spent two years trying to,

0:54:39 > 0:54:43like trying to sort of find my feet at uni and it didn't end up

0:54:43 > 0:54:46happening, even after changing course and doing another year.

0:54:46 > 0:54:49I'd like to see you sort of achieve whatever it is you want to do,

0:54:49 > 0:54:51- whether it's... - I need to have a sit down and think.

0:54:51 > 0:54:53- Hm.- Have a clue.

0:54:53 > 0:54:56But, no, it's been a good week, I've been glad I've been here.

0:54:56 > 0:54:58- I've learnt a lot about... - Have you?

0:54:58 > 0:55:00- ..me as a mum as well actually. - Like what?

0:55:00 > 0:55:03I always doubt that I've not brought you up as well as I thought.

0:55:03 > 0:55:06- No, don't. Do you? - Yeah, don't, I don't want to...

0:55:06 > 0:55:08- Do you not?- No.

0:55:08 > 0:55:10And it's, er, I'm always doubting how bad a job I've done.

0:55:10 > 0:55:14Mum, that's ridiculous. No, ridiculous.

0:55:14 > 0:55:18Don't think you've not done all that.

0:55:18 > 0:55:21Parenting is very hard,

0:55:21 > 0:55:24but what I have learnt is that all the time, effort, heart and soul,

0:55:24 > 0:55:29and energy that I've put into bringing Jacob up, this

0:55:29 > 0:55:32week, it's made me see that it's all been worth the effort and Jacob's

0:55:32 > 0:55:38a great young man and he's growing up just as I'd hoped and better.

0:55:38 > 0:55:40It's about you now.

0:55:40 > 0:55:42It's not about me continuing to look after you.

0:55:42 > 0:55:44You always need someone to look after you,

0:55:44 > 0:55:46you always need that support.

0:55:46 > 0:55:48There's never going to be a point where I'm going to be,

0:55:48 > 0:55:51"Right, I'm old enough, I'm off."

0:55:51 > 0:55:52Is there?

0:55:53 > 0:55:54Hope not.

0:55:54 > 0:55:57It's not. It's not going to happen.

0:55:57 > 0:55:59You're a young man. You're not my little boy any more.

0:55:59 > 0:56:02I'll always be your little boy.

0:56:09 > 0:56:10Next week...

0:56:10 > 0:56:11Listen.

0:56:11 > 0:56:13..two very different boys...

0:56:13 > 0:56:16Where's the girls? Get the girls.

0:56:16 > 0:56:19I think I might be a little bit scared of being rejected by girls.

0:56:19 > 0:56:21..leave their completely different parents...

0:56:21 > 0:56:24I'm a strict mother, I've had to be.

0:56:24 > 0:56:26Me and Ben are like mates rather than father and son.

0:56:26 > 0:56:30..for a totally different holiday in the snow.

0:56:30 > 0:56:33I've had two drinks, a Diet Coke and a water.

0:56:33 > 0:56:35Let's walk in.

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