Max Boyce's Big Birthday

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0:00:02 > 0:00:0570 years ago, a boy was born who would grow into a Welsh icon.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07He couldn't have had a tougher start in life.

0:00:07 > 0:00:10His father was killed in a pit accident before he was born,

0:00:10 > 0:00:14leaving his mother to raise her only child alone.

0:00:14 > 0:00:17The village of Glynneath became their extended family

0:00:17 > 0:00:21and this close-knit world of mining, rugby, chapel and song

0:00:21 > 0:00:23shaped his life and career.

0:00:23 > 0:00:28In comedy, poetry and music, he began to capture a changing Wales.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31King Coal was dying, but at least Barry John was King.

0:00:31 > 0:00:35Then came the album that changed his life - the big break

0:00:35 > 0:00:37that launched a career spanning 40 years

0:00:37 > 0:00:40and more than two million record sales.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42It was the start of a journey that would take him

0:00:42 > 0:00:46from Royal Command performances to the stage of the Sydney Opera House.

0:00:47 > 0:00:51And it's a journey that's take him into the hearts of the Welsh people

0:00:51 > 0:00:54and fans across the world.

0:00:55 > 0:00:59This is the remarkable story and big birthday celebration

0:00:59 > 0:01:02of the legend that is Max Boyce.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04APPLAUSE

0:01:06 > 0:01:08MUSIC: "Cwm Rhondda"

0:01:28 > 0:01:33So...that was your life in 30 seconds. How did that feel?

0:01:33 > 0:01:38It was very emotional, watching that and seeing my mother

0:01:38 > 0:01:40and me at a young age, it was...

0:01:40 > 0:01:43yeah, it was quite emotional.

0:01:43 > 0:01:4740 years, eh? It's a long time. Yeah, it doesn't feel like that.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50It feels like 10 years, but people are aware, I think, now,

0:01:50 > 0:01:54how long I've been performing and they come up to me in the streets

0:01:54 > 0:01:56and they talk to me as if I'm a clock.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59"You're still going, then?"

0:01:59 > 0:02:01LAUGHTER

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Do you have any recollection...I'm sure people watching that footage

0:02:09 > 0:02:12at the start may not have know the back history.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Do you have any recollection of how hard

0:02:15 > 0:02:17your first years might have been?

0:02:17 > 0:02:20I don't remember the early, early years, obviously,

0:02:20 > 0:02:23but it wasn't hard for me because...

0:02:23 > 0:02:26the close-knit community that Glynneath is,

0:02:26 > 0:02:29they helped my mother, and she'd had a terrible time.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31She'd lost a baby the year before as well

0:02:31 > 0:02:35and then my father was killed in a mining explosion

0:02:35 > 0:02:38in Onllwyn number four a month before I was born.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42But I don't remember that and, in those days, people didn't have much money.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45I wasn't any different to any other child really.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47But, for my mother, it was a terrible time.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51So, from five, six, seven, eight, were you the natural joker

0:02:51 > 0:02:54and funster, and were you the star of the nativity play and that stuff?

0:02:54 > 0:02:57No, I wasn't at all. I was really shy. GIGGLING

0:02:57 > 0:03:01I was, honest. I was really shy and quiet.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Most comedians are like that.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07You'll find that... Dual personality?

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Possibly. What it is, the stage...

0:03:10 > 0:03:14the stage gives us a license to rid ourselves of any insecurity or shyness

0:03:14 > 0:03:17and we become...we're only complete on the stage.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19It might be a psychological thing,

0:03:19 > 0:03:22so, yeah, I was very shy when I was young.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24When did you buy your first guitar?

0:03:24 > 0:03:28Erm, I don't know. I must have been about, I don't know, 16, 18.

0:03:28 > 0:03:33I saw this sign in the local paper, "Acoustic guitar for sale." Price?

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Four guineas. LAUGHTER

0:03:36 > 0:03:40I went to this guy's house and pretended I knew everything about the guitar and I bought it.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43I never put it down.

0:03:43 > 0:03:47I remember buying these chord charts with all the strings and the frets

0:03:47 > 0:03:50and black dots where you put your finger

0:03:50 > 0:03:53and there was G and C and then I found F.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Eight dots! I've only got five fingers.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00So I found it very hard to learn the guitar properly

0:04:00 > 0:04:03but I never put it down, I never looked back,

0:04:03 > 0:04:06and I loved it, I loved playing the guitar.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09But if you were instinctively wanting to be a performer,

0:04:09 > 0:04:13at 15 you went down the mine. What did your mum think about that?

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Oh, she broke her heart, yeah.

0:04:16 > 0:04:21I didn't want to go, but I had to leave school to be the bread earner

0:04:21 > 0:04:24and, erm, yeah...it's, it's...

0:04:24 > 0:04:26it was a terrible place to work, it was awful.

0:04:26 > 0:04:32If my mother had known the conditions I worked under, it would have been worse, but I never told her.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35It must have been an extraordinary life, being down a mine in daytime

0:04:35 > 0:04:38and, at nighttime, going on the folk club circuit.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42What age were you when the Welsh folk world suddenly took notice of Max Boyce?

0:04:42 > 0:04:46Well, I suppose I was... I don't know, mid-20s, I guess.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50I dabbled in workmen's clubs and it wasn't working.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52I wasn't getting anywhere, really.

0:04:52 > 0:04:56I went back to folk clubs and they allowed me to evolve

0:04:56 > 0:05:00and they listened to songs and I could experiment with songs.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02And if I forgot, it didn't matter,

0:05:02 > 0:05:05so they played a huge importance in my life, folk clubs, at that time.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09Well, we're going to take you back now half a century

0:05:09 > 0:05:12to a song that you used to perform many, many moons ago

0:05:12 > 0:05:16but performed for us tonight by a great friend of Max's, Cerys Matthews.

0:05:16 > 0:05:20APPLAUSE

0:05:29 > 0:05:33# Mi sydd fachgen ieuanc ffol

0:05:34 > 0:05:38# Yn byw yn ol fy ffansi

0:05:38 > 0:05:43# Myfi'n bugeilio'r gwenith gwyn

0:05:44 > 0:05:49# Ac arall yn ei fedi

0:05:50 > 0:05:53# Pam na ddeu di ar fy ol

0:05:53 > 0:05:58# Rhyw ddydd ar ol ei gilydd?

0:06:00 > 0:06:02# Gwaith rwy'n dy weld

0:06:02 > 0:06:05# Y feinir fach

0:06:07 > 0:06:13# Yn lanach, lanach beunydd

0:06:15 > 0:06:20# I rose at dawn's waking light

0:06:20 > 0:06:25# And wandered midst the flowers

0:06:25 > 0:06:30# And longed that you were by my side

0:06:32 > 0:06:37# In the early morning hours

0:06:39 > 0:06:43# To take my hand a walk a while

0:06:43 > 0:06:48# And watch the new day dawning

0:06:50 > 0:06:55# And kiss you gently on your cheek

0:06:57 > 0:07:02# As dawn kissed the morning

0:07:17 > 0:07:21# Tra fo dwr y mor yn hallt

0:07:21 > 0:07:25# A thra fo 'ngwallt yn tyfu

0:07:25 > 0:07:29# A thra fo hiraeth dan fy mron

0:07:29 > 0:07:33# Mi fyddai'n ffyddlon i ti

0:07:34 > 0:07:38# Dywed i mi'r gwir dan gel

0:07:38 > 0:07:42# Neu rho dan sel d'atebion

0:07:44 > 0:07:47# P'un ai myfi

0:07:47 > 0:07:51# Neu arall wen

0:07:53 > 0:07:59# Sydd orau gan

0:08:00 > 0:08:04# Dy galon. #

0:08:07 > 0:08:09APPLAUSE

0:08:22 > 0:08:24That takes you back, eh? I'd like to tune that!

0:08:24 > 0:08:27LAUGHTER

0:08:27 > 0:08:32So when did you actually join the comedy with the folk music?

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Well, again, that evolved.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38I, erm, I was singing folk songs

0:08:38 > 0:08:42but, to link the songs, I started writing anecdotes

0:08:42 > 0:08:45about stories of working underground, humorous stories,

0:08:45 > 0:08:49and over a period of time the anecdotes got longer and longer

0:08:49 > 0:08:51and the songs became more infrequent.

0:08:51 > 0:08:55I ended up a story-teller who sung songs along the way.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57But it evolved over many years, really.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01We actually have here some of the very first footage of Macs

0:09:01 > 0:09:04in action on television.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07LAUGHTER

0:09:10 > 0:09:15# Ond nawr rwy wedi tyfu lan

0:09:15 > 0:09:20# Yn ateb dros fy hun

0:09:20 > 0:09:25# Rwy'n gweld y byd r'un peth a nhw

0:09:26 > 0:09:30# Felly'n teimlo'n flin. #

0:09:30 > 0:09:32APPLAUSE

0:09:39 > 0:09:42When you look at that now, do you... I cringe!

0:09:42 > 0:09:47Do you not look back on those early years with fondness? No, I don't.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49LAUGHTER

0:09:49 > 0:09:53I mean, I wasn't ready for television in those days, crumbs.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56No, but you have to start somewhere.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Fel'na Mae is the first song I ever wrote, so it's nice to hear that.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02From that small acorn, this big forest grew,

0:10:02 > 0:10:05largely because of this.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09This is my... this is my personal copy.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12I was given this for my 16th birthday... Well, well, well.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15..with David Bowie's Hunky Dory.

0:10:15 > 0:10:19On the decks, I could mix and match the two.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23This changed your life, didn't it? Yeah, it did. It was a remarkable night.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26We've got lots of famous people with us tonight and some of them

0:10:26 > 0:10:30are going to ask questions during the course of the next hour or so.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Opera star Rebecca Evans is first.

0:10:32 > 0:10:36Hello. Penblywdd hapus. Diolch yn fawr. Happy birthday.

0:10:36 > 0:10:41Macs, I must say, in the '70s and even now, you've so enriched our lives,

0:10:41 > 0:10:47culturally, musically, with... you always uplift our spirits.

0:10:47 > 0:10:52And I know for sure, when you were on television, Pontrhydyfen was deserted.

0:10:52 > 0:10:56Nobody behind the net curtains, because we were all watching you.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59I'd love to know about Live at Treorchy.

0:10:59 > 0:11:04Was it really all recorded live in one evening in the Rhondda

0:11:04 > 0:11:07and if you have any special memories of the occasion?

0:11:07 > 0:11:12Before I answer the question, I think the world of Rebecca as well.

0:11:12 > 0:11:17If you go through Pontrhydyfen, there's a big wooden sign as you enter...a bog wooden sign,

0:11:17 > 0:11:21and it says, "You are now entering the village of Pontrhydyfen,

0:11:21 > 0:11:24"the birthplace of Ivor Emmanuel, Richard Burton

0:11:24 > 0:11:28"and world famous soprano, Rebecca Evans."

0:11:28 > 0:11:30APPLAUSE

0:11:34 > 0:11:37And you come into Glynneath, there's a big sign that says,

0:11:37 > 0:11:40"You are now entering the village of Glynneath."

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Underneath is says, "Please drive carefully."

0:11:44 > 0:11:46LAUGHTER

0:11:48 > 0:11:50I'm envious of you.

0:11:50 > 0:11:54But, in answer to your question, you've recorded, I know, many times,

0:11:54 > 0:11:58and it was remarkable that that night was just one take.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Now, if I did it now,

0:12:00 > 0:12:03I'd record it over three nights and pick the best of the three nights.

0:12:03 > 0:12:07But that night, the audience, there was a conspiracy between

0:12:07 > 0:12:11me and that audience, and I think they so wanted me to do well.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Gareth Edwards is in our audience tonight.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Gareth, I know you want to ask a question

0:12:16 > 0:12:19about one song in particular on the album.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23As a miner's son, one of my favourite songs from Live at Treorchy

0:12:23 > 0:12:27has always been, as you know on many a trip, Duw, it's Hard.

0:12:27 > 0:12:31What inspired you to write that song?

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Well, I remember looking at the Western Mail one day

0:12:34 > 0:12:36and there was an advert for carpets...

0:12:36 > 0:12:39LAUGHTER

0:12:39 > 0:12:42..and it said, Carpet Kingdom,

0:12:42 > 0:12:46and the address was, the old pithead baths, Cwm Colliery, Ebbw Vale.

0:12:46 > 0:12:51I thought, there's a song there. "The pithead baths is a supermarket now."

0:12:51 > 0:12:56But in the song I wanted to tell of the bitter-sweet, love-hate relationship

0:12:56 > 0:12:59the miners, like your father, had with the mining industry.

0:12:59 > 0:13:04People who worked underground, there was such a close-knit camaraderie,

0:13:04 > 0:13:08despite the conditions, and people who went on to work in factories,

0:13:08 > 0:13:11they said it was never the same as working underground.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14I wanted to show that in the song and that's why I called it, Duw, it's Hard.

0:13:14 > 0:13:18And here is the song and some pictures that really are from another age.

0:13:19 > 0:13:25# My clean-clothes locker's empty now, I've thrown away the key

0:13:26 > 0:13:31# Sold my boots and muffler and my lampcheck 153

0:13:33 > 0:13:38# But I can't forget the times we had, the laughing midst the fear

0:13:39 > 0:13:45# Cos every time I cough I get a mining souvenir

0:13:45 > 0:13:47# Cos it's hard

0:13:47 > 0:13:50# Duw, it's hard

0:13:51 > 0:13:55# Harder than they will ever know

0:13:56 > 0:13:59# And it's they must take the blame

0:13:59 > 0:14:02# For the price of coal's the same

0:14:02 > 0:14:07# But the pithead baths is a supermarket now. #

0:14:09 > 0:14:11APPLAUSE

0:14:17 > 0:14:21And that's real social commentary as well.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Is that Max Boyce the politician, there?

0:14:23 > 0:14:28I've never been a political animal but, if my songs give a message, then so be it.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31I didn't want to drum it down anybody's throat or anything.

0:14:31 > 0:14:35Talking about messages, there are lots of well known people who would love to be here

0:14:35 > 0:14:38but, for various reasons, can't be, but they've all sent messages.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41# Oh, Macs, the entertainer

0:14:41 > 0:14:43# We know him so well

0:14:43 > 0:14:47# He keeps us all laughing with jokes he do tell

0:14:47 > 0:14:51# His songs we have sung for many a year

0:14:51 > 0:14:55# But this one's quite special and so we should cheer

0:14:55 > 0:14:58# So it's down to Cardiff for the night

0:14:58 > 0:15:00# To miss would be a shame

0:15:00 > 0:15:03# They'll sing Happy Birthday and Hymns and Arias

0:15:03 > 0:15:05# Damn, I'm sure they'll sound the same

0:15:05 > 0:15:09# Someone from a corner dark is bound to shout, "Ogi!"

0:15:09 > 0:15:13# But one a year would take some beer

0:15:13 > 0:15:16# Now that Max has reached 70

0:15:16 > 0:15:19# And we were singing

0:15:19 > 0:15:22# Happy birthday

0:15:22 > 0:15:26# I hope it's a great day

0:15:26 > 0:15:30# Penblwydd hapus i it! #

0:15:30 > 0:15:33It's going to be a great night tonight.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36Penblwydd hapus, Max. Ogi, ogi, ogi!

0:15:36 > 0:15:39APPLAUSE

0:15:43 > 0:15:46So you're now a pop star.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49Live at Treorchy, you're looking in the charts,

0:15:49 > 0:15:52and the difficult second album, We All Had Doctor's Papers,

0:15:52 > 0:15:55and, suddenly, you're top of the charts.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58How did that happen? I don't know.

0:15:58 > 0:16:02Live at Treorchy, they thought was like a flash in the pan,

0:16:02 > 0:16:06so when we did Doctors' Papers, it came it and number nine, then it went to three,

0:16:06 > 0:16:08but to see it at number one...!

0:16:08 > 0:16:13I was on tour at the time and whatever city I was in, I used to buy the Melody Maker,

0:16:13 > 0:16:17look at the charts, and I was up there above The Beatles and Elton John.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20I couldn't believe it.

0:16:20 > 0:16:24Where did the leek come from? Was that your idea?

0:16:24 > 0:16:27No, not really. That evolved, again.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29I was singing at a rugby club in West Wales one night

0:16:29 > 0:16:32and somebody threw the colours of the club on, I put that on,

0:16:32 > 0:16:35and somebody gave me a bobble hat and I put that on,

0:16:35 > 0:16:37and then somebody threw a leek on.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40But, like, the week after, I wasn't in a rugby club

0:16:40 > 0:16:44and I thought, what can I do to colour the act, as it were?

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Your first appearance on stage is all important.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50I'd just been to Twickenham to see Wales play so I thought,

0:16:50 > 0:16:55I'll write a song about that and I'll wear the red and white and I'll have a leek,

0:16:55 > 0:16:59as if I'm this character, and it went from there.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02But it evolved over a long time as well.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05Did the leek grow? It got bigger and bigger, yeah!

0:17:05 > 0:17:08The whole village was growing them for me!

0:17:08 > 0:17:13The thing about...the great signature of success in those days,

0:17:13 > 0:17:18was to be invited on Michael Parkinson's chat show and that's what happened to you.

0:17:18 > 0:17:22Do they have any other, sort of, parodies of your dress?

0:17:22 > 0:17:27Erm, the maddest thing I've seen, and I wouldn't have believed it had I not seen it,

0:17:27 > 0:17:29I was in... the early part of the tour,

0:17:29 > 0:17:32we were in Buxton in Derbyshire.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34This lovely lady turned up

0:17:34 > 0:17:38and she'd gone, apparently, to the local carnival -

0:17:38 > 0:17:42a fate and gala, in a little village called, erm, Ashbourne,

0:17:42 > 0:17:44near Buxton in Derbyshire.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47She'd gone as me,

0:17:47 > 0:17:51with the white trousers and the red coat and the rosette

0:17:51 > 0:17:56and the cap and the scarf, and her mother had gone as my leek.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59We've got a picture of the leek. Honest!

0:17:59 > 0:18:01LAUGHTER

0:18:04 > 0:18:09I don't know if the people can see it, but her mother went as the leek,

0:18:09 > 0:18:13and the story she told me that the problem they had with her mother...

0:18:13 > 0:18:16they made it too small and she couldn't breathe.

0:18:17 > 0:18:22There was no air, and the trouble was that her glasses kept misting up.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25And she kept bumping into things.

0:18:25 > 0:18:29Everywhere she went, someone had to walk around with a chair

0:18:29 > 0:18:33and stand by her, and every time she knocked her head against the leek,

0:18:33 > 0:18:37they had to go inside the leek and wipe her glasses to see where she went.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39It was absolute chaos.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43But the funniest thing of all was, when they came to the adjudication,

0:18:43 > 0:18:45they'd entered the Best... Best Dressed Leek?

0:18:45 > 0:18:49No, the Best Pair, and when they came to the adjudicator,

0:18:49 > 0:18:52the adjudicator had never heard of me but the leek came second.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54LAUGHTER

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Her mother came second.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58APPLAUSE

0:19:04 > 0:19:08If humour is universal, in Wales,

0:19:08 > 0:19:11is an audience in Anglesey the same as it is in Chepstow?

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Not totally, no. LAUGHTER

0:19:18 > 0:19:21I've got to be careful here!

0:19:21 > 0:19:23LAUGHTER

0:19:23 > 0:19:27But there is a difference in humour all over Britain.

0:19:27 > 0:19:31There's an industrial humour and there's a folky humour.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33You get the industrial humour of the South Wales Valleys

0:19:33 > 0:19:36and there's a folkiness of Welsh-speaking West Wales.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39There is a difference but it's very subtle.

0:19:39 > 0:19:43One specific Welsh character you've created is Berwyn

0:19:43 > 0:19:47and here's an isolated incident from a programme,

0:19:47 > 0:19:50I think it's nearly two decades old, but this is just fantastic.

0:19:50 > 0:19:55Berwyn, right, all his life, all he loved was aeroplanes.

0:19:55 > 0:20:00He didn't have footballers and cricketers or girls on his wall,

0:20:00 > 0:20:02all over the wall, aeroplanes.

0:20:02 > 0:20:06So, when he's 18, he said, "Dad, I'm 18, what can I have for my birthday?"

0:20:06 > 0:20:09"Right", he said, "What do you want now?"

0:20:09 > 0:20:14"Oh, Dad", he said, "I'd like a ride in a helicopter."

0:20:14 > 0:20:18"Right", he said, "We'll go to Cardiff Airport", he said,

0:20:18 > 0:20:21"We'll go to Cardiff Airport. There's helicopter rides there.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25"20 minutes, £25. It's a lot of money, but you are 18."

0:20:25 > 0:20:28"Thanks, Dad." Up they go in the helicopter.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30They come back.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33"Enjoyais i mas draw!

0:20:33 > 0:20:37"Dad, I enjoyed that, but it went so quick.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40"Dad, Dad, can we have another ride?"

0:20:40 > 0:20:44"Listen, I'm a farmer", he said. "I can't afford another ride."

0:20:44 > 0:20:45"But, Dad, I'm 18."

0:20:45 > 0:20:48"We're going through a hard time. I can't afford it."

0:20:48 > 0:20:52This chap, Captain Timkins, overheard the conversation.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55He came over and he said, "I couldn't hear...

0:20:55 > 0:21:00"I couldn't help overhearing you Mr Morgan and your son Berwyn..."

0:21:00 > 0:21:02LAUGHTER

0:21:04 > 0:21:08"..speaking, and I understand you haven't got the money.

0:21:08 > 0:21:12"I'll tell you, I've got a little Cessna", he said.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15"A little Cessna, and I'll tell you what I'll do,

0:21:15 > 0:21:18"you can come for a ride with me and if you remain...

0:21:18 > 0:21:23"if you remain absolutely silent during the flight,

0:21:23 > 0:21:29"I won't charge you, but you must remain absolutely silent.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31"during the flight."

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Moc said, "Let me get this right now."

0:21:33 > 0:21:35LAUGHTER

0:21:35 > 0:21:40"What you're saying, if me and Berwyn don't say a word, we won't have to pay."

0:21:40 > 0:21:42"That's quite right."

0:21:42 > 0:21:45"Right, Berwyn, gwranda nawr.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48"Dim gair.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50"Not a word!"

0:21:50 > 0:21:52The taxi to the end of the runway.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54They took off.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57This steep climb through the clouds to 15,000 feet.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00Terrible turbulence.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03They just miss the Aberthaw Power Station tower.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Just over.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08They head east over Bristol, down the Severn Estuary,

0:22:08 > 0:22:10under the Severn Bridge,

0:22:10 > 0:22:15back again, pulling 4G.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Poor Moc's face!

0:22:17 > 0:22:22Then they go on a series of flat spins and belly loops,

0:22:22 > 0:22:24just missing the houses.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27They land back at Cardiff Airport, right.

0:22:27 > 0:22:31Captain Timkins gets out and says, "Well, can I say, Mr Morgan...

0:22:33 > 0:22:39"Can I say, I've been pulling this stunt for some 20 years", he said,

0:22:39 > 0:22:43"and no-one ever before has remained absolutely silent

0:22:43 > 0:22:45"during the flight.

0:22:45 > 0:22:49"Tell me, was there any point, I mean, like, when we went under the Severn Bridge

0:22:49 > 0:22:53"or we just missed those trees, was there any point when you nearly said something?"

0:22:53 > 0:22:58"Oh, yes. There was one moment." "When was that?"

0:22:58 > 0:23:00"When Berwyn fell out."

0:23:00 > 0:23:02LAUGHTER

0:23:05 > 0:23:07APPLAUSE

0:23:17 > 0:23:22Is it right that's the only time that story has ever received an airing?

0:23:22 > 0:23:26I'd never told that story before and I haven't told it since.

0:23:26 > 0:23:31It's such a long winding story, I'm afraid someone will shout out the end before I get there.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35And does Berwyn still exist? He's very well. Oh, good.

0:23:35 > 0:23:39And he's still trying to save money whatever way he can.

0:23:39 > 0:23:43And he goes out to car boot sales...

0:23:44 > 0:23:47..and he's selling brick-a-brack and candlesticks

0:23:47 > 0:23:52and Ewenny pottery and Swansea china and old books of photographs

0:23:52 > 0:23:55and he had a human skull there two years ago

0:23:55 > 0:23:59and this American came past and said,

0:23:59 > 0:24:03"I was hoping to ask you, sir, whose skull is that?"

0:24:03 > 0:24:08He said, "That's the skull of Owain Glyndwr,

0:24:08 > 0:24:11"the last native prince of Wales.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14"You mean Owain Glendower?" "The very man."

0:24:14 > 0:24:18"I'd like to purchase that skull. We'd like to take that back to the States with us.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20"How much is it?"

0:24:20 > 0:24:23"Oh", he said, "I think it'll be too much for you, bach.

0:24:23 > 0:24:28"It's £1,000." "I'll pay the £1,000 for the skull of Owain Glendower.

0:24:28 > 0:24:33"My God, wait 'til I take that back. The skull of Owain Glendower!"

0:24:33 > 0:24:35He puts it in a box and takes it away.

0:24:35 > 0:24:40Two years later, Berwyn's back at the car boot sale, still selling his brick-a-brack.

0:24:40 > 0:24:45This time he's got a small skull.

0:24:45 > 0:24:50The same American comes and says, "May I ask you, sir, whose skull is that?"

0:24:50 > 0:24:55And Berwyn said, "That's the skull of Owain Glyndwr,

0:24:55 > 0:24:57"the last native prince of Wales."

0:24:57 > 0:25:00The American says, "That can't be. I was here two years ago.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03"I bought the skull of Owain Glendower. That one's smaller."

0:25:03 > 0:25:06"Oh, yes, that was when he was a boy."

0:25:06 > 0:25:07LAUGHTER

0:25:20 > 0:25:25Right, let's have some glamour and a message from somebody you know very well.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28Max, sending you all my love.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31If you remember, the first time we met was when you kindly invited me,

0:25:31 > 0:25:35right at the start of my career, to be part of the show you put on

0:25:35 > 0:25:38for the World Cup in the Sydney Opera House.

0:25:38 > 0:25:42That was one of my best memories. You made a dream come true for me.

0:25:42 > 0:25:46And it was really special to be able to share the stage with you that night.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49Max, we all love you. You're such a legend.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52It's an honour to be able to call you my friend.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55Have a wonderful time and hopefully I'll see you soon.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58APPLAUSE

0:26:04 > 0:26:08Ten years, of course, since England won the World Cup.

0:26:08 > 0:26:12I was in the Opera House that night to see you.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14It was an extraordinary evening, wasn't it?

0:26:14 > 0:26:19Yeah...it was probably one of the greatest concerts of my life.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22I never thought we'd sell it out and we did.

0:26:22 > 0:26:25It's such an iconic building.

0:26:25 > 0:26:29That's the only time I've been intimidated by a building.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31I was all right inside,

0:26:31 > 0:26:34but when I was outside, I was thinking, "What am I doing here?"

0:26:34 > 0:26:38I had such a welcome when I walked on stage, it was just overwhelming.

0:26:38 > 0:26:44It was brilliantly choreographed and stage set and, as you say, the entrance was pretty dramatic.

0:26:45 > 0:26:49'Ladies and gentlemen, live at the Sydney Opera House,

0:26:49 > 0:26:54'the legend that is Max Boyce!'

0:26:54 > 0:26:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:12 > 0:27:17# Waltzing Matilda Waltzing Matilda

0:27:17 > 0:27:22# "You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me"

0:27:22 > 0:27:27# And he sang and he watched and he waited 'til his billy boiled

0:27:27 > 0:27:33# "You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me." #

0:27:33 > 0:27:35CHEERING

0:27:41 > 0:27:45Watching that, does that feel like your World Cup final, almost?

0:27:45 > 0:27:47It was, erm...

0:27:47 > 0:27:52Graham Henry came to the concert and he came to see me afterwards

0:27:52 > 0:27:56and he didn't know how to express in theatrical terms how well I'd done.

0:27:56 > 0:27:59He said, "Max, you just won the first Test."

0:28:00 > 0:28:04Here's somebody else who knows a fair bit about playing Sydney Opera House.

0:28:04 > 0:28:09Max, yn gyntaf oll, yn anffodus, galla i ddim bod yna hefo chi heno

0:28:09 > 0:28:12i wneud llwnc destun am y 70 mlynedd.

0:28:12 > 0:28:15Max, think of those opera singers.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17Callas, Tito Gobbi,

0:28:17 > 0:28:20Pavarotti, Placido Domingo.

0:28:20 > 0:28:25What do they have in common, these iconic voices, when you hear the on the radio?

0:28:25 > 0:28:29You know there can only be one person that is.

0:28:29 > 0:28:33For me, you are exactly the same.

0:28:33 > 0:28:35Your humour, your songs,

0:28:35 > 0:28:38the way you can do it in both languages.

0:28:38 > 0:28:40It's pretty impressive.

0:28:40 > 0:28:44And that's one word in Welsh, isn't it? Chwerthin.

0:28:44 > 0:28:49To make people laugh, and you've done that in abundance.

0:28:49 > 0:28:52I'm sorry I can't be with you to have a glass of wine,

0:28:52 > 0:28:55but hopefully I'll see you on the golf course. Hwyl.

0:28:56 > 0:28:59APPLAUSE

0:29:04 > 0:29:06Great man. Great man.

0:29:06 > 0:29:10And you may have spotted that Bryn did that yesterday for us

0:29:10 > 0:29:12on his own smartphone, by himself.

0:29:12 > 0:29:14So no expense spared.

0:29:14 > 0:29:17We're going to talk golf a bit later on as well.

0:29:17 > 0:29:22From one great voice, if we talk about the serious singing part of your life,

0:29:22 > 0:29:24as a composer as well,

0:29:24 > 0:29:27and it's one of those cliched questions people always ask,

0:29:27 > 0:29:29but if there's one song that you've written

0:29:29 > 0:29:33that you're particularly proud of, what would that be?

0:29:33 > 0:29:38It's hard to pick one song, especially if you compare the comedic songs with the serious songs,

0:29:38 > 0:29:44but because of my mining background, I would probably have to pick Rhondda Grey.

0:29:44 > 0:29:48It tells a story of the legacy that mining has had in these communities,

0:29:48 > 0:29:50but it is told through the eyes of a child.

0:29:50 > 0:29:54And he comes home from school and his homework is to paint the valley.

0:29:54 > 0:29:56He is told, he asks, "What colour is the valley?"

0:29:56 > 0:29:59Perhaps the real, the real colour of the valley

0:29:59 > 0:30:01is not found in the terraced streets,

0:30:01 > 0:30:03but only in the faces of old colliers

0:30:03 > 0:30:06who have spent so much time underground,

0:30:06 > 0:30:08robbed of their daylight.

0:30:08 > 0:30:11I have called that song and that colour Rhondda Grey.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13And here it is.

0:30:13 > 0:30:19MUSIC: "Rhondda Grey"

0:30:27 > 0:30:30# One afternoon from a council school

0:30:33 > 0:30:36# A boy came home to play

0:30:39 > 0:30:42# With paint and coloured pencils

0:30:42 > 0:30:46# And his homework for the day

0:30:48 > 0:30:51# "We've got to paint the valley, Mam,

0:30:51 > 0:30:54# "For Mrs Davies Art

0:30:57 > 0:31:00# "What colour is the valley, Mam,

0:31:00 > 0:31:04# "And will you help me start?"

0:31:12 > 0:31:16# BOTH:"Shall I paint the Con Club yellow

0:31:16 > 0:31:19# "And paint the Welfare blue?"

0:31:21 > 0:31:25# "And paint old Mr Davies red

0:31:25 > 0:31:28# "And all his pigeons too?"

0:31:31 > 0:31:35# "And paint the man who kept our ball

0:31:35 > 0:31:37# "And paint him looking sad?"

0:31:40 > 0:31:43# "What colour is the valley, Mam,

0:31:43 > 0:31:47# "What colour is it, Dad?"

0:31:55 > 0:31:58# Well, his father took him by the hand

0:31:58 > 0:32:02# They walked down Albion Street

0:32:04 > 0:32:07# Down past the old Rock Incline

0:32:07 > 0:32:12# To where the council put a seat

0:32:14 > 0:32:17# Where old men say at the close of day

0:32:17 > 0:32:21# "Dy'n ni wedi gwneud ein siar."

0:32:23 > 0:32:26# And the colour in their faces says

0:32:28 > 0:32:32# The tools are on the bar

0:32:34 > 0:32:37# The tools are on the bar

0:32:40 > 0:32:43# "And that's the colour that we want

0:32:45 > 0:32:48# "That no shop has ever sold

0:32:51 > 0:32:54# "You can't buy that in Woolies, lad

0:32:54 > 0:32:58# "With your reds and greens and golds."

0:33:00 > 0:33:03# "It's a colour you can't buy, lad

0:33:03 > 0:33:07# "No matter what you pay

0:33:09 > 0:33:12# "But that's the colour that we want:

0:33:14 > 0:33:17# "Some call it Rhondda Grey

0:33:20 > 0:33:24# "They call it Rhondda Grey

0:33:26 > 0:33:28# "They call it

0:33:29 > 0:33:31# "Rhondda

0:33:31 > 0:33:34# "Grey." #

0:33:34 > 0:33:38MUSIC

0:33:42 > 0:33:46APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:33:58 > 0:34:01That was West End star and Rhondda girl Sophie Evans.

0:34:01 > 0:34:06There's a strange romanticism, almost, about the old days.

0:34:06 > 0:34:10And yet, you outlined earlier on how bad things were.

0:34:10 > 0:34:13How much richer and how much poorer is Wales as a country now,

0:34:13 > 0:34:15do you think, because of the changes that have happened?

0:34:15 > 0:34:18Well, it's much changed. I think the big difference,

0:34:18 > 0:34:21certainly South Wales, is people in those days, when I was growing up,

0:34:21 > 0:34:24people, um, everybody worked together

0:34:24 > 0:34:26and everyone went on holiday together

0:34:26 > 0:34:30and, um, but now, it's, it's so different.

0:34:30 > 0:34:34People have to travel to work and I think that's the big difference.

0:34:34 > 0:34:37The communities, perhaps, are not as close knit as they were.

0:34:37 > 0:34:40They are still special places, but, um,

0:34:40 > 0:34:43travel has changed them, more or less. They have to travel to work.

0:34:43 > 0:34:45OK, well, we have to travel from Wales to England now.

0:34:45 > 0:34:48Here is a knight of the realm with a message for us.

0:34:48 > 0:34:53Well, well, well, Jack, 70. Who'd have thought you'd have got to 70!

0:34:53 > 0:34:55That's a miracle in itself.

0:34:55 > 0:34:58All those years, the King and Jack all over the country.

0:34:58 > 0:35:00But I seem to remember Bradford,

0:35:00 > 0:35:03when we did the Alhambra Theatre, Jack.

0:35:03 > 0:35:04Do you remember that little pub next door?

0:35:04 > 0:35:07There was you, me, regulars in there.

0:35:07 > 0:35:10But because we didn't get there until about 11.30 at night,

0:35:10 > 0:35:13you made us tap on the door

0:35:13 > 0:35:17and we had to give the password. Do you remember what the password was?

0:35:17 > 0:35:22Yes. "Cardigan Bay is frozen. It will be hell for the seagulls."

0:35:22 > 0:35:24Jack, you're a star. You're one of the best friends I've ever had

0:35:24 > 0:35:27and mate, have a great, great 70th.

0:35:27 > 0:35:32APPLAUSE

0:35:38 > 0:35:40So, how was panto with Beefy?

0:35:40 > 0:35:42A nightmare.

0:35:42 > 0:35:43LAUGHTER

0:35:43 > 0:35:46He's a terrible, terrible, wonderful, wonderful man.

0:35:46 > 0:35:52But in pantomime, his, his, his, his boredom threshold was nil.

0:35:52 > 0:35:55We were in Jack and the Beanstalk, as he said.

0:35:55 > 0:35:58He was the king and I was playing Jack, the poor wood cutter's son.

0:35:58 > 0:36:01And Beefy, he'd been thrown in this dungeon with the princess, right.

0:36:01 > 0:36:05But he was so bored, right, he'd built a bar in the dungeon.

0:36:05 > 0:36:07And all I could hear was "Pop",

0:36:07 > 0:36:10Beefy opening bottles of wine in the dungeon.

0:36:10 > 0:36:12LAUGHTER

0:36:12 > 0:36:15Pulling pints of beer. "Come on, Jack. Come on, Jack."

0:36:15 > 0:36:21He was, ur, but he's a, yeah, he's a very great, loyal friend.

0:36:21 > 0:36:23But at this stage, life has very much changed

0:36:23 > 0:36:25from the folk clubs and all that sort of stuff.

0:36:25 > 0:36:27Now we're moving into celebrity world,

0:36:27 > 0:36:29and Bryn mentioned it a few moments ago as well,

0:36:29 > 0:36:32and what goes with that, if you can vaguely,

0:36:32 > 0:36:34and vaguely being the operative word here,

0:36:34 > 0:36:36if you can vaguely swing a golf club,

0:36:36 > 0:36:38there's something of a poisoned chalice

0:36:38 > 0:36:40that you get invited to all these fantastic events.

0:36:40 > 0:36:42Well, coming back to Beefy again.

0:36:42 > 0:36:45He invited me, he said he'd bring some friends...

0:36:45 > 0:36:47Gareth was one, I remember.

0:36:47 > 0:36:49He invited me on this Pro-Celebrity golf circuit.

0:36:49 > 0:36:51He told everybody I was off scratch.

0:36:51 > 0:36:54I'd only played six weeks.

0:36:54 > 0:36:58I played in this tournament - The Bob Hope Classic in Moor Park.

0:36:58 > 0:37:01It was, it was terrifying.

0:37:01 > 0:37:04It's an absolutely terrifying place to be on that first tee of a Pro-Am.

0:37:04 > 0:37:06On the tee, Max Boyce! Yes.

0:37:06 > 0:37:08I've got to stand up to do this.

0:37:08 > 0:37:11You're on, you're on the tee and for some reason,

0:37:11 > 0:37:13God...

0:37:13 > 0:37:14LAUGHTER

0:37:14 > 0:37:17For some reason, only known to himself,

0:37:17 > 0:37:20gives me somebody else's arms...

0:37:20 > 0:37:23LAUGHTER

0:37:24 > 0:37:26..who has never played before.

0:37:26 > 0:37:28LAUGHTER

0:37:28 > 0:37:30And all these doubts come in to your mind.

0:37:30 > 0:37:35You woke up that morning and you're a perfectly sane, confident person.

0:37:35 > 0:37:39You're on the tee and all these doubts and insecurities

0:37:39 > 0:37:40come flooding into your mind.

0:37:40 > 0:37:42And you start talking to yourself.

0:37:42 > 0:37:46And you're asking yourself ridiculous questions like,

0:37:46 > 0:37:48"Am I right handed?"

0:37:48 > 0:37:51LAUGHTER

0:37:53 > 0:37:56"Of course you are. How do you know? You've got a right-handed club."

0:37:56 > 0:37:58LAUGHTER

0:37:58 > 0:38:03And the first pros I played with were Nick Faldo and Howard Clark.

0:38:03 > 0:38:04GASPS

0:38:04 > 0:38:07Howard Clark never spoke to me.

0:38:07 > 0:38:10They're on, they're on the first tee and he goes first.

0:38:10 > 0:38:13250 yards. "Good shot, good shot."

0:38:13 > 0:38:15Then Nick Faldo goes with a 1-iron.

0:38:15 > 0:38:18Bang. "Oh, good shot, good shot."

0:38:18 > 0:38:20Then it's my turn.

0:38:20 > 0:38:22And I say, "Watch yourselves!"

0:38:22 > 0:38:24LAUGHTER

0:38:24 > 0:38:26But no-one, no-one believes you.

0:38:26 > 0:38:29And there's, you're looking up, you're looking up

0:38:29 > 0:38:32and there's, there's thousands of people as far as you can see,

0:38:32 > 0:38:34all leaning over the barricades.

0:38:34 > 0:38:36And I say, "Watch yourselves!"

0:38:36 > 0:38:39And they don't believe you until you've swung the club.

0:38:39 > 0:38:40"Jeez!"

0:38:40 > 0:38:41LAUGHTER

0:38:41 > 0:38:43There were people, they were,

0:38:43 > 0:38:46there were people scattering everywhere, right.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48And this bloke, this warden with an orange bib goes,

0:38:48 > 0:38:51"Attention, please, please, please don't panic.

0:38:51 > 0:38:54"Please don't panic.

0:38:54 > 0:38:58"Make your way to the fairways, you'll be safe there."

0:38:58 > 0:39:02LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:39:03 > 0:39:05True story that was!

0:39:08 > 0:39:10True story, I promise you. That is a great story.

0:39:10 > 0:39:12So, listen, you know...

0:39:12 > 0:39:15People find themselves playing Pro-Celebrity golf.

0:39:15 > 0:39:20People do not find themselves doing Pro-Celebrity Rodeo Riding.

0:39:20 > 0:39:22So, how did that come about?

0:39:22 > 0:39:26Well, the BBC were anxious for me to be on television.

0:39:26 > 0:39:29So, they came up with these adventure specials.

0:39:29 > 0:39:32I actually played in the World Elephant Polo Championships.

0:39:32 > 0:39:33LAUGHTER

0:39:33 > 0:39:36Sorry, where are they staged? In Kathmandu. Are they?

0:39:36 > 0:39:39And it was... Annually? Annually.

0:39:39 > 0:39:42I, I, my team was Ringo Starr, Barbara Bach,

0:39:42 > 0:39:44Billy Connolly and myself.

0:39:44 > 0:39:46That was, that was quite the week that was, I tell you.

0:39:46 > 0:39:47LAUGHTER

0:39:47 > 0:39:51And they tried me out as a rodeo cowboy, essentially a bull rider.

0:39:51 > 0:39:54Well, listen, here are some of the moments, some of the best bits,

0:39:54 > 0:39:56of Max Goes West.

0:39:57 > 0:40:01COUNTRY MUSIC

0:40:06 > 0:40:09Grab the saddle, the horn, the horn! Oh, the horn.

0:40:14 > 0:40:16GASPS

0:40:29 > 0:40:30GASPS

0:40:36 > 0:40:38LAUGHTER

0:40:43 > 0:40:47CLANGING BELL

0:40:47 > 0:40:50GASPS AND GROANS

0:40:50 > 0:40:54APPLAUSE

0:40:55 > 0:40:58I'm not sure if riding bulls qualifies as real sport,

0:40:58 > 0:41:01but we haven't really spoken about sport very much.

0:41:01 > 0:41:03We've got so many great sportsmen in the audience.

0:41:03 > 0:41:05Robert Jones, over there, what do you want to say?

0:41:05 > 0:41:08Penblwydd hapus, first off, Max.

0:41:08 > 0:41:11It's a real pleasure to be here tonight

0:41:11 > 0:41:12to celebrate this fantastic occasion.

0:41:12 > 0:41:14It's a simple question, really.

0:41:14 > 0:41:17I've experienced the highs and all the lows

0:41:17 > 0:41:19in rugby at the highest level.

0:41:19 > 0:41:23Um, what's the nearest you've ever come to sporting greatness.

0:41:23 > 0:41:25MAX CHUCKLES

0:41:25 > 0:41:27Not very close, Rob.

0:41:27 > 0:41:29LAUGHTER

0:41:29 > 0:41:32But I, I did play for the Dallas Cowboys.

0:41:32 > 0:41:34America's team.

0:41:34 > 0:41:39And they'd been told, they wanted to do this documentary for Channel 4

0:41:39 > 0:41:42to introduce American football to the discerning British public.

0:41:42 > 0:41:45And they used me to introduce it.

0:41:45 > 0:41:47And the Dallas Cowboys had been told

0:41:47 > 0:41:49I was the biggest thing in British rugby.

0:41:49 > 0:41:50LAUGHTER

0:41:50 > 0:41:53They assumed I was a player.

0:41:53 > 0:41:58So, I got off the plane and, and all these camera crews and news people

0:41:58 > 0:42:00and press and all that.

0:42:00 > 0:42:02And , he saw me, I got off the plane and he said,

0:42:02 > 0:42:04"You're kind of small, ain't ya?"

0:42:04 > 0:42:07I said, "I haven't been very well."

0:42:07 > 0:42:08LAUGHTER

0:42:08 > 0:42:10And, and, and they...

0:42:10 > 0:42:12They sent me on this, the day after,

0:42:12 > 0:42:15they sent me on this ten-mile run in all the gear.

0:42:15 > 0:42:18And, ur, and they set out and I hadn't trained or anything.

0:42:18 > 0:42:20I hadn't done anything for 20 years.

0:42:20 > 0:42:24These guys were coming back in like 28 minutes, 29 minutes, 31 minutes.

0:42:24 > 0:42:25When I came back, it was dark.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27LAUGHTER

0:42:27 > 0:42:29But I tell, we've got the opening titles

0:42:29 > 0:42:32of that programme from Channel 4 here.

0:42:32 > 0:42:35Just the end, just watch the end of this. You'll love it.

0:42:35 > 0:42:38MUSIC

0:42:42 > 0:42:44LAUGHTER

0:42:50 > 0:42:52Longer, longer, good. Longer.

0:42:52 > 0:42:55That's it. Now, hard back. All the way back. All the way back.

0:43:02 > 0:43:04Hang on.

0:43:05 > 0:43:06LAUGHTER

0:43:11 > 0:43:12Do you feel that?

0:43:12 > 0:43:14Aargh!

0:43:31 > 0:43:34This is Billy Jo. How are you doing, Buddy? I'm fine, thanks.

0:43:34 > 0:43:36It's a bit hot. A bit hot.

0:43:36 > 0:43:39Come over here. Just stand there and lean down a little bit.

0:43:39 > 0:43:41And when the ball is snapped, when I snap the ball,

0:43:41 > 0:43:44this is what a defender, usually, will do to me.

0:43:44 > 0:43:46He'll come in and strike me. I won't do it real hard,

0:43:46 > 0:43:49but, you know, I'll show you a little bit what he does.

0:43:49 > 0:43:51He comes in and...

0:43:51 > 0:43:53Max, Max, you weren't concentrating.

0:43:53 > 0:43:55LAUGHTER

0:43:55 > 0:43:58You're supposed to be my friend!

0:43:58 > 0:44:00You just, you just weren't ready.

0:44:00 > 0:44:02I mean a lot of friends will come up

0:44:02 > 0:44:05and, you know, just hit you on the side of your head.

0:44:05 > 0:44:08LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:44:15 > 0:44:16So...

0:44:17 > 0:44:22From that inauspicious start, did you actually ever get picked?

0:44:22 > 0:44:24Well, I did, actually, yeah.

0:44:24 > 0:44:29When they picked, this Coach Landry, he took, he really respected me

0:44:29 > 0:44:31for how hard I tried when I was up against impossible odds.

0:44:31 > 0:44:33Because I was like...

0:44:33 > 0:44:35They were the pick of America's athletes and I was nearly 40.

0:44:35 > 0:44:39You know, and he did, he respected me for it.

0:44:39 > 0:44:42When they picked the team, the offence for the first game,

0:44:42 > 0:44:44against Green Bay Packers,

0:44:44 > 0:44:46I was, I was in the team.

0:44:46 > 0:44:48It was just, absolute, nobody could believe...

0:44:48 > 0:44:50So this is the proper match?

0:44:50 > 0:44:52Yes, yes, proper game, the Texas stadium, 80,000 people

0:44:52 > 0:44:55and, and, like, I couldn't believe it.

0:44:55 > 0:44:59And, and, and the stadium announcer would announce the offence

0:44:59 > 0:45:02and you'd run on on your own. You'd run on from the...

0:45:02 > 0:45:04right across the field to the centre circle.

0:45:04 > 0:45:06And then, the, the stadium announcer goes,

0:45:06 > 0:45:12"Wearing number, wearing number 33 from UCLA, Tony Dorsett."

0:45:12 > 0:45:15And all these cheerleaders would be dancing and things blowing.

0:45:15 > 0:45:19"Wearing number 45 from Kentucky High, Butch Johnson."

0:45:19 > 0:45:21"Hooray!"

0:45:21 > 0:45:25"And wearing number ten, from Trefforest School and Mines..."

0:45:25 > 0:45:28LAUGHTER

0:45:28 > 0:45:30"..running back Max Boyce."

0:45:30 > 0:45:32They're all going, "Yay...Who's that?"

0:45:32 > 0:45:35LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:45:37 > 0:45:39We haven't really mentioned rugby very much,

0:45:39 > 0:45:41but do you think you're lucky to have been

0:45:41 > 0:45:43brought in to the rugby fraternity

0:45:43 > 0:45:45or born into it, obviously from start,

0:45:45 > 0:45:48so that there's such a rich array of stories

0:45:48 > 0:45:51and such an extraordinary variety of people that have produced,

0:45:51 > 0:45:53I guess, an awful lot of material for you?

0:45:53 > 0:45:56Great characters and I've had lots of stories,

0:45:56 > 0:45:59some I've invented, but some are true.

0:45:59 > 0:46:03One true story which people don't, I've embroidered it a little,

0:46:03 > 0:46:06but not much really, because there's so much happens

0:46:06 > 0:46:09on these great occasions that are the Six Nations.

0:46:09 > 0:46:12I went to, I remember, it's a long time ago now, in Ireland,

0:46:12 > 0:46:16I had my, I had my wallet stolen and my ticket, my return ticket.

0:46:16 > 0:46:19And this, I went up to this young girl in the Aer Lingus desk

0:46:19 > 0:46:21and she didn't know who I was.

0:46:21 > 0:46:23I said, "I've, I've had my wallet stolen",

0:46:23 > 0:46:27I said, "And I, I," and I said, "And my, and my, my return ticket.

0:46:27 > 0:46:30"But my name, Max Boyce, is in, it's in the manifest," I said,

0:46:30 > 0:46:31"You'll see it in the manifest."

0:46:31 > 0:46:34She said, "Sure, sure, it's in the manifest here. Max Boyce.

0:46:34 > 0:46:38"But there's no telling who you are, I can't leave you on the plane."

0:46:38 > 0:46:41I said, "Well, I didn't invent it, I couldn't invent a name."

0:46:41 > 0:46:44"Sorry, sir, that's rules and regulations.

0:46:44 > 0:46:46"I can't leave you on the plane unless you've got a ticket."

0:46:46 > 0:46:49So, I said, "See all those supporters over there?

0:46:49 > 0:46:53"Any one of those Welsh supporters, just pick any one of those

0:46:53 > 0:46:56"and bring them over, and if he says, if he says that's my name,

0:46:56 > 0:46:58"will you leave me on the plane?"

0:46:58 > 0:47:01She said, "Well, that sounds fair enough to me, sir.

0:47:01 > 0:47:03"I'll, I, I think that's fair enough now."

0:47:03 > 0:47:06So, I, she said, "That wee man there."

0:47:06 > 0:47:09I can see this, this bloke comes over. I can see him now.

0:47:09 > 0:47:14He was dressed in a Welsh flag. He had a plastic daffodil under one arm

0:47:14 > 0:47:16and a sheep under the other arm.

0:47:16 > 0:47:17LAUGHTER

0:47:17 > 0:47:20And I said, I said, "Do you know who I am?"

0:47:20 > 0:47:21He said, "Of course I do."

0:47:21 > 0:47:24I said, "Will you tell this girl who I am?" He said, "Brad Pitt."

0:47:24 > 0:47:27LAUGHTER

0:47:30 > 0:47:32"Ah, Mr Pitt, is it now, sir?"

0:47:32 > 0:47:35I said, "Now, then, now, will you leave me on the plane?"

0:47:35 > 0:47:38"I'm sorry, Mr Pitt..." Mr Pitt!

0:47:38 > 0:47:40"I'm sorry, Mr Pitt, I can't leave you on the plane."

0:47:40 > 0:47:42I said, "You're telling me

0:47:42 > 0:47:44"that you wouldn't leave Brad Pitt on the plane?"

0:47:44 > 0:47:46"That's right, sir." I said, "Why?"

0:47:46 > 0:47:48She said, "In case Mr Max Boyce comes late."

0:47:48 > 0:47:52LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:47:52 > 0:47:54And that, that...

0:47:56 > 0:48:00That, that, that was true, but I, I just embroidered the end a bit.

0:48:00 > 0:48:02LAUGHTER

0:48:02 > 0:48:04We come bang up to date with one of the great names of Welsh rugby

0:48:04 > 0:48:07in the room at the moment. I think he's got a question for you. Adam.

0:48:07 > 0:48:09Hi, Max. Happy birthday.

0:48:09 > 0:48:12Um, just a quick one. I won't keep you to long.

0:48:12 > 0:48:13Us, in the Welsh team,

0:48:13 > 0:48:16we all love the songs you write about the '70s boys.

0:48:16 > 0:48:18Are you ever going to do one about us?

0:48:18 > 0:48:22Well, I have. I wrote it about the Grand Slam of two years ago.

0:48:22 > 0:48:27And, ur, because as you know, that was, um, the Year of the Dragon.

0:48:27 > 0:48:30And we nearly lost two games in the last-minute.

0:48:30 > 0:48:32It seemed to me that God was on our side.

0:48:32 > 0:48:34So, it's called, The Year of the Dragon.

0:48:34 > 0:48:36It looks back at, like, all the games

0:48:36 > 0:48:39in which you played such a prominent part.

0:48:39 > 0:48:43We flew out to Dublin where the Liffey still flows

0:48:43 > 0:48:46Passed the Temple Bar's pubs of renown

0:48:46 > 0:48:48Where a fiddler played me The Cliffs of Dooneen

0:48:48 > 0:48:51And we sang as the black stuff went down

0:48:51 > 0:48:53When we left for the game, well, we all looked the same

0:48:53 > 0:48:56For all my old Donegal tan

0:48:56 > 0:48:58That a moment of blame at the end of the game

0:48:58 > 0:49:00Meant we dreamt of another Grand Slam

0:49:00 > 0:49:03With Faletau, Lydiate and Sam

0:49:03 > 0:49:04We dreamt of another Grand Slam

0:49:04 > 0:49:06It can't be denied

0:49:06 > 0:49:07We had God on our side

0:49:07 > 0:49:11And Faletau, Lydiate and Sam

0:49:11 > 0:49:13We then went to London where this new English side

0:49:13 > 0:49:15CHUCKLING

0:49:15 > 0:49:18LAUGHTER

0:49:18 > 0:49:20APPLAUSE

0:49:20 > 0:49:23Had sworn to put discipline right

0:49:23 > 0:49:26The wild drinking parties were a thing of the past

0:49:26 > 0:49:28And the dwarves have gone back to Snow White

0:49:28 > 0:49:32LAUGHTER

0:49:35 > 0:49:38In a game full of tension it went to the end

0:49:38 > 0:49:40And we all felt their anguish and pain

0:49:40 > 0:49:43LAUGHTER

0:49:45 > 0:49:48When we all watched that replay played over again

0:49:48 > 0:49:49And again

0:49:49 > 0:49:51and again

0:49:51 > 0:49:52and again

0:49:52 > 0:49:55When Les Bleus came to Cardiff after losing in France

0:49:55 > 0:49:57The Tricolore fluttered in shame

0:49:57 > 0:50:01But the Dax bands were playing to the emptying streets

0:50:01 > 0:50:03And they drummed us in time to the game

0:50:03 > 0:50:06They had the roof open to the wind and the rain

0:50:06 > 0:50:08To sully the gold in our crown

0:50:08 > 0:50:10But the silence for Merve

0:50:11 > 0:50:13Was so hard to observe

0:50:13 > 0:50:15Like the sadness that fell on the ground

0:50:16 > 0:50:19Looking back I remember at the start of the year

0:50:19 > 0:50:21No-one thought of another Grand Slam

0:50:21 > 0:50:24The first game in Dublin, the hardest of starts

0:50:24 > 0:50:26Where the lion lies down with the lamb

0:50:27 > 0:50:29But the moment of blame at the end of the game

0:50:29 > 0:50:32Meant we danced in the pubs and the bars

0:50:32 > 0:50:34In the Year of the Dragon

0:50:34 > 0:50:35It was just meant to be

0:50:35 > 0:50:37It was written as such

0:50:37 > 0:50:38In the stars

0:50:38 > 0:50:44APPLAUSE

0:50:54 > 0:50:56Would you have swapped everything you've had

0:50:56 > 0:50:59and everything you've done for one Welsh cap. Yes.

0:50:59 > 0:51:01LAUGHTER

0:51:01 > 0:51:04Playing at, in what position? Outside-half. Outside-half.

0:51:04 > 0:51:06And who would have been your nine?

0:51:06 > 0:51:07Gareth.

0:51:07 > 0:51:09So, Hymns and Arias!

0:51:09 > 0:51:12In many ways, that's your legacy to Wales,

0:51:12 > 0:51:13that song, in many ways.

0:51:13 > 0:51:15Well, I don't know about that, but,

0:51:15 > 0:51:18as a singer-songwriter who started out in folk music,

0:51:18 > 0:51:21it's part of what I call "the folk song process"

0:51:21 > 0:51:25where a song, for whatever reason, is adopted by a nation or by a country.

0:51:25 > 0:51:28I never thought it would last, like, you know, 40 years.

0:51:28 > 0:51:31It was just another song, another topical song I wrote at the time.

0:51:31 > 0:51:34One of the great things about it is that it is a song

0:51:34 > 0:51:36almost for every occasion.

0:51:37 > 0:51:39# Here's to this Assembly

0:51:39 > 0:51:41CHEERING

0:51:41 > 0:51:43# That they built along the shore

0:51:43 > 0:51:46# They'll build it here in Cardiff

0:51:46 > 0:51:47# Though Cardiff voted no...#

0:51:47 > 0:51:50LAUGHTER

0:51:52 > 0:51:53You did!

0:51:53 > 0:51:54LAUGHTER

0:51:55 > 0:51:59# Swansea fought a long campaign

0:51:59 > 0:52:01CHEERING AND LAUGHTER

0:52:01 > 0:52:04# And well it must be said

0:52:04 > 0:52:06# But all they offered Swansea was

0:52:06 > 0:52:09# A swimming pool instead

0:52:09 > 0:52:10LAUGHTER

0:52:10 > 0:52:14# And we were singing

0:52:14 > 0:52:18# Hymns and arias...# Let's hear you Cardiff!

0:52:18 > 0:52:22# Land of my fathers...# On your own!

0:52:22 > 0:52:25# CROWD: Ar hyd y nos. #

0:52:25 > 0:52:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:52:34 > 0:52:36Who'd have thought that these days, you know,

0:52:36 > 0:52:38it gets sung at Old Trafford and Stamford Bridge?

0:52:38 > 0:52:40I never thought that would happen.

0:52:40 > 0:52:43I went, I went to see the Swans play Man United last year.

0:52:43 > 0:52:45To hear them singing it continually before kick-off

0:52:45 > 0:52:46was, I couldn't believe it.

0:52:46 > 0:52:48We've got a quick message here, actually,

0:52:48 > 0:52:50from some of the Swansea players.

0:52:50 > 0:52:51Happy birthday, Max.

0:52:51 > 0:52:54Thanks for bringing Hymns and Arias to the Liberty Stadium.

0:52:54 > 0:52:56LAUGHTER

0:52:56 > 0:52:58I said it was quick. They were brief.

0:52:58 > 0:52:59LAUGHTER

0:52:59 > 0:53:01Brief but heartfelt.

0:53:01 > 0:53:03LAUGHTER

0:53:03 > 0:53:05But, even by your own admission, actually,

0:53:05 > 0:53:08you're not the best exponent of that song

0:53:08 > 0:53:10because, because your granddaughter is.

0:53:10 > 0:53:12CROWD: Aah!

0:53:12 > 0:53:13You'll love this, you really will.

0:53:13 > 0:53:18# And we were singing

0:53:18 > 0:53:22# Hymns and arias

0:53:22 > 0:53:26# Land of my fathers

0:53:26 > 0:53:30# Ar hyd y nos. #

0:53:30 > 0:53:35APPLAUSE

0:53:38 > 0:53:41And in those rock'n'roll years in the '70s and beyond

0:53:41 > 0:53:43was it the family that sort of kept you grounded?

0:53:43 > 0:53:46Yes, they sacrificed everything, really.

0:53:46 > 0:53:50You know, they took a back seat and let me follow my dream.

0:53:50 > 0:53:53And, um, yeah, without them, I wouldn't have achieved anything.

0:53:53 > 0:53:56They are...I have a fixed back.

0:53:56 > 0:53:59Well, their contribution to you is superseded, I think,

0:53:59 > 0:54:01only by the contribution you've made to the Welsh nation.

0:54:01 > 0:54:02It's been fantastic.

0:54:02 > 0:54:05As a final thing, because we could be here for hours,

0:54:05 > 0:54:06but the clock has beaten us,

0:54:06 > 0:54:09we've got, if you like, the next generation of Welsh performers,

0:54:09 > 0:54:11Only Boys Aloud,

0:54:11 > 0:54:14who are going to sing a medley of Max's greatest hits.

0:54:14 > 0:54:16So, would you welcome, Only Boys Aloud.

0:54:16 > 0:54:18APPLAUSE

0:54:18 > 0:54:22MUSIC: "Sosban Fach"

0:54:30 > 0:54:31# Oi, oi

0:54:31 > 0:54:34# Mae bys Meri-Ann wedi brifo

0:54:34 > 0:54:36# A Dafydd y gwas ddim yn iach

0:54:36 > 0:54:37# Oi, oi

0:54:37 > 0:54:40# Mae'r baban yn y crud yn crio

0:54:40 > 0:54:44# A'r gath wedi sgrapo Joni bach

0:54:44 > 0:54:47# Sosban fach yn berwi ar y tan

0:54:47 > 0:54:50# Sosban fawr yn berwi ar y llawr

0:54:50 > 0:54:56# A'r gath wedi sgrapo Joni bach

0:54:57 > 0:55:00# Dai bach y sowldiwr

0:55:00 > 0:55:03# Dai bach y solwdiwr

0:55:03 > 0:55:06# Dai bach y sowldiwr

0:55:06 > 0:55:09# A gwt ei grys e mas

0:55:13 > 0:55:16MUSIC: "The Pontypool Front Row"

0:55:16 > 0:55:20# Now I'll tell you all a story about some lads I know

0:55:20 > 0:55:23# Who are known throughout the Valleys as the Pontypool front row

0:55:23 > 0:55:26# They got a certain chorus and that chorus you all know

0:55:26 > 0:55:28# So tell me are you ready

0:55:28 > 0:55:34# Up and under here we go

0:55:34 > 0:55:37# Are you ready yes or no?

0:55:37 > 0:55:40# Up and under here we go

0:55:40 > 0:55:43# It's the song of the Pontypool front row

0:55:43 > 0:55:48MUSIC: "Hymns and Arias"

0:55:48 > 0:55:53# And we were singing

0:55:53 > 0:55:58# Hymns and arias

0:55:58 > 0:56:02# Land of my fathers

0:56:02 > 0:56:05# Ar hyd y nos

0:56:07 > 0:56:13# We paid our weekly shilling for that January trip

0:56:14 > 0:56:20# A long weekend in London, aye, without a bit of kip

0:56:21 > 0:56:27# There's a seat reserved for beer by the boys from Abercarn

0:56:28 > 0:56:31# There's beer, pontoon, crisps and fags

0:56:31 > 0:56:34# And a croakin' "Calon Lan"

0:56:36 > 0:56:41# And we were singing

0:56:41 > 0:56:44# Hymns and arias

0:56:44 > 0:56:49# Land of my fathers

0:56:49 > 0:56:53# Ar hyd y nos

0:56:54 > 0:56:57# Now Max has reached the milestone

0:56:57 > 0:57:00# Our tribute must be paid

0:57:01 > 0:57:04# He's done as much for rugby

0:57:04 > 0:57:07# As anyone who's played

0:57:07 > 0:57:11# So on his special birthday

0:57:11 > 0:57:14# Let us raise our bitter ales

0:57:14 > 0:57:18# And celebrate the legend

0:57:18 > 0:57:21# That is Boyce, the Bard of Wales

0:57:21 > 0:57:23APPLAUSE

0:57:23 > 0:57:28# And we were singing

0:57:28 > 0:57:32# Hymns and arias

0:57:32 > 0:57:36# Land of my fathers

0:57:36 > 0:57:41# Ar hyd y nos

0:57:41 > 0:57:46# And we were singing

0:57:46 > 0:57:50# Hymns and arias

0:57:50 > 0:57:55# Land of my fathers

0:57:55 > 0:58:01# Ar hyd y nos... #

0:58:02 > 0:58:07APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:58:09 > 0:58:10# Oi, oi! #

0:58:10 > 0:58:13APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:58:14 > 0:58:16Ladies and gentlemen,

0:58:16 > 0:58:19happy birthday to the one, the only, the incomparable

0:58:19 > 0:58:20Max Boyce!

0:58:20 > 0:58:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:58:24 > 0:58:29# And we were singing

0:58:29 > 0:58:33# Hymns and arias

0:58:33 > 0:58:38# Land of my fathers

0:58:38 > 0:58:42# Ar hyd y nos

0:58:42 > 0:58:47# And we were singing

0:58:47 > 0:58:51# Hymns and arias

0:58:51 > 0:58:56# Land of my fathers

0:58:56 > 0:59:01# Ar hyd y nos. #

0:59:01 > 0:59:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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