Alan Partridge: Why, When, Where, How and Whom?

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03I remember...

0:00:03 > 0:00:05I think it was in a phone box - that's how long ago it was.

0:00:05 > 0:00:08I remember talking to Patrick Marber, my co-writer,

0:00:08 > 0:00:12and he said, "This character's going to change your life."

0:00:12 > 0:00:16People will be shouting "A-ha!" at you across the road.

0:00:16 > 0:00:18A-ha!

0:00:18 > 0:00:21It's one of those "be careful what you wish for" stories,

0:00:21 > 0:00:23because that's what happens now.

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Armed police!

0:00:26 > 0:00:28Identify yourself, identify yourself!

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Alan Partridge!

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Who the...? Alan Partridge!

0:00:31 > 0:00:34You know who I am! I haven't been off the TV that long!

0:00:34 > 0:00:36"Identify yourself"!

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Alan Gordon Partridge.

0:00:38 > 0:00:44Sports reporter, chat show host, regional disc jockey, broadcaster.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Give him another series, you swine!

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Yeah, give me another series, you shit.

0:00:48 > 0:00:52Alan has been on our radios and television screens

0:00:52 > 0:00:54for over 25 years,

0:00:54 > 0:00:57and is one of the most loved and acclaimed creations

0:00:57 > 0:00:59in British comedy history.

0:00:59 > 0:01:00Get back in the lift, Lynn!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05HE LAUGHS

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Dan!

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Yes, it's an extender!

0:01:09 > 0:01:10Dan!

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Guess which one of you two ladies I'm going to make love with now?

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Dan! Dan!

0:01:17 > 0:01:19My girlfriend's 33.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23I'm 47, she's 14 years younger than me.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24Back of the net.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26To mark his return to the BBC,

0:01:26 > 0:01:30we trace Alan's life from his radio days and first move to TV,

0:01:30 > 0:01:33all the way to the big screen.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36- Got any last messages for your kids? - They don't speak to me any more.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Actually, yeah, "Why don't you speak to me any more?"

0:01:38 > 0:01:40We'll hear from the writers and actors

0:01:40 > 0:01:42who've helped bring Alan to life.

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Monkey tennis?

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Do you know you've got chocolate on your face?

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Yeah, I've just been eating some mousse.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53And of course, from Steve Coogan,

0:01:53 > 0:01:55the man behind the man himself.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Who is Alan Partridge?

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Time now for Alan Partridge. Got some sport for us?

0:02:07 > 0:02:09- Certainly have, Chris.- Great.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12He's every nightmare bloke you meet at a Christmas party.

0:02:12 > 0:02:13Jacka-nackanory!

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Alan Partridge is a little child, really.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19- Why don't you just apologise and make it nice and simple?- Moo!

0:02:19 > 0:02:22He's Mr Partridge. He's just Mr Partridge.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24I like to think that 30 years from now,

0:02:24 > 0:02:28people will remember what they were doing when I first said "A-ha!"

0:02:28 > 0:02:33I guess it was 1991, so I would have been 25.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36And the phone rang, landline.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38It was Armando Iannucci, and he said...

0:02:38 > 0:02:42SCOTTISH ACCENT: "Oh, I'm doing this little pilot for a thing."

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Which is going to be semi-improvised.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46And I said, "OK, hold it right there, I don't improvise."

0:02:46 > 0:02:48And he said, "Oh, that's fine, that's fine,

0:02:48 > 0:02:50"just come in and do some of the sketches."

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Half the people who I knew... So there was Armando, Patrick,

0:02:53 > 0:02:56and Rebecca, who I knew from Oxford -

0:02:56 > 0:03:00and then these token other people who weren't either at Oxford

0:03:00 > 0:03:03or at Cambridge, but seemed to have like, talent!

0:03:03 > 0:03:06They'd have lots of chats about their college days

0:03:06 > 0:03:08that I would just not be able to take part in,

0:03:08 > 0:03:10about who knew this person and that person,

0:03:10 > 0:03:11and blah, blah, blah.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15But I did feel like I'd sort of been able to bluff my way

0:03:15 > 0:03:17into their camp somehow.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Patrick, who I contacted,

0:03:19 > 0:03:22I think had been doing some writing with Steve,

0:03:22 > 0:03:24and suggested I give him a bell.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26So I did, and he was very...

0:03:26 > 0:03:27Er...

0:03:27 > 0:03:30He was very...enigmatic?

0:03:30 > 0:03:35Difficult? I don't know. He was very surly. I think he was just very...

0:03:35 > 0:03:39He didn't say very much, he just went... "Uh... Yeah. Yeah. Uh."

0:03:39 > 0:03:42And I thought, "Well, we'll see how it goes."

0:03:42 > 0:03:45He hired me because I did... I was good at impersonations

0:03:45 > 0:03:49and he thought I'd be a useful addition to the team.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52We all assembled for the first recording,

0:03:52 > 0:03:54and when we got to the improv,

0:03:54 > 0:03:58I mean, Steve was extraordinary, and very funny, and in fact, very nice.

0:03:58 > 0:04:02The big hand's pointing to the seven. This is On The Hour.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06On the hour, the headlines.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10Dinosaurs died out on a Tuesday, claim experts.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13It was probably one of the first shows to kind of take the techniques

0:04:13 > 0:04:15of the media and make them the joke.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17It felt really new and fresh

0:04:17 > 0:04:23and sort of avant-garde but still accessible and funny.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27I remember a piece of material that said "sports presenter".

0:04:27 > 0:04:31And Armando saying to Steve, "Why don't you do this one?"

0:04:31 > 0:04:33It shouldn't be an impression of anyone in particular,

0:04:33 > 0:04:35but it should sound like a sports reporter.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38I didn't really pay attention to any sport or sports commentators,

0:04:38 > 0:04:42I'd hear them in the background sometimes when my brothers were watching TV,

0:04:42 > 0:04:44and I thought, "Well, they sort of sound like this,

0:04:44 > 0:04:47they sort of sound like that, and they sound very confident.

0:04:47 > 0:04:52"And they are very knowledgeable, they APPEAR to be confident."

0:04:52 > 0:04:54And at the moment he started speaking,

0:04:54 > 0:04:57everyone else in the room started laughing.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00And somebody said, and to this day, I cannot remember,

0:05:00 > 0:05:05I don't think anyone remembers who said what when, but somebody said,

0:05:05 > 0:05:07"He's a Partridge.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09"He's Mr Partridge."

0:05:09 > 0:05:11And somebody else said, "And he's Alan."

0:05:11 > 0:05:14This is Sports Desk, I'm Alan Partridge.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18Formula 1 driver Nigel Mansell gave up motor racing this week as,

0:05:18 > 0:05:21"It's too dangerous, and, anyway," claims Mansell,

0:05:21 > 0:05:22"I can get the same sensation

0:05:22 > 0:05:25"by sitting in a wind tunnel with dark glasses on,

0:05:25 > 0:05:28"and a paper bag of agitated wasps tied over my head."

0:05:28 > 0:05:31There was something about Partridge that, early on,

0:05:31 > 0:05:35you realised that this character had an incredible life.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37It was just accurate and funny...

0:05:37 > 0:05:42and Steve was very quick to be able to improvise as this man.

0:05:42 > 0:05:47I think Patrick became fascinated by what I was doing in a way that I

0:05:47 > 0:05:49actually wasn't, to be honest.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53I started saying, "This guy's brilliant, this character.

0:05:53 > 0:05:54"Steve's brilliant,

0:05:54 > 0:05:57"and we've got a ready-made team of actors from On The Hour

0:05:57 > 0:06:01"who could be all the other characters in a chat show."

0:06:01 > 0:06:05I pitched to Steve and Armando for a chat show called

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Knowing Me, Knowing You.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10- MUSIC:- Knowing Me, Knowing You by ABBA

0:06:10 > 0:06:14But we decided to present Alan to the radio, to the live audience,

0:06:14 > 0:06:17even though he wouldn't be seen on the radio, to make him flesh.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19I remember I nipped out the day of recording,

0:06:19 > 0:06:21I just bought some clothes from Lilywhites.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25And came back with various items of Pringle wear...

0:06:25 > 0:06:27And...

0:06:27 > 0:06:31sort of went in the bathroom, and smoothed his hair down,

0:06:31 > 0:06:35and emerged in slacks and Pringle.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39And it was a magical moment where you said, "Yes,

0:06:39 > 0:06:40"that's what he looks like."

0:06:40 > 0:06:42That's the first time

0:06:42 > 0:06:44he'd been seen, as it were.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Those of you who know me from the world of sport will know that I like

0:06:47 > 0:06:49having a bit of a chat with brawny men on the rugby field, and...

0:06:49 > 0:06:52I have a bit of a chat with the soft, fair,

0:06:52 > 0:06:56waif-like moist creatures who you find in ladies' sports.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00Please don't write in saying, "That's sexist".

0:07:00 > 0:07:02It's not.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03And I remember thinking,

0:07:03 > 0:07:06"This character can't sustain half an hour,

0:07:06 > 0:07:07"there's not enough of him."

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Patrick would then start asking the questions, saying

0:07:09 > 0:07:11"Where do you think Alan lives?

0:07:11 > 0:07:12"What kind of car do you think he drives?

0:07:12 > 0:07:15"What kind of relationship does he have? Does he have kids?"

0:07:15 > 0:07:17I didn't really want to answer those questions,

0:07:17 > 0:07:18but he sort of forced me a bit

0:07:18 > 0:07:20to sort of start considering that what...

0:07:22 > 0:07:25The iceberg beneath the surface.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29Instantly, we knew that he lived a little bit too far away

0:07:29 > 0:07:32from London for his convenience.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35That touched on Milton Keynes as a possibility,

0:07:35 > 0:07:38and then rushed beyond it, because Milton Keynes was too obvious.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40It was like the first stop on the comedy station,

0:07:40 > 0:07:43and you had to stay on and go further,

0:07:43 > 0:07:46and then the agreement that Norwich was an appropriate place because it

0:07:46 > 0:07:49was like a blank canvas that didn't have any prejudices,

0:07:49 > 0:07:52so we could pour plenty of prejudices into it.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Bought one of those African masks.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56My son and daughter had come home late,

0:07:56 > 0:07:58they'd been out clubbing with their friends,

0:07:58 > 0:08:01and Denise and Fernando came in...

0:08:01 > 0:08:03They walked into the living room with their friends,

0:08:03 > 0:08:05and I hid behind the curtains with the African mask.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Oh, no, no. I jumped out and said, "Boogaboogalooga!

0:08:07 > 0:08:10"I'm a big cannibal, and I'm going to boil you in a pot and eat you!"

0:08:10 > 0:08:13- I bet they loved that! - No, they found it very offensive,

0:08:13 > 0:08:16said it was racist. Said it was racist!

0:08:16 > 0:08:19The BBC liked us as a group of people and Armando,

0:08:19 > 0:08:23and I think it was quite an easy pitch to say,

0:08:23 > 0:08:25"Can we now do our show on telly?"

0:08:25 > 0:08:28And so there was that sort of ambition of scale about On The Hour,

0:08:28 > 0:08:31and to translate that to television was quite difficult.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34But the BBC gave Armando and Chris a lot of money, I think,

0:08:34 > 0:08:37to achieve these effects.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40So The Day Today looked very prestigious and hi-tech.

0:08:51 > 0:08:52Welcome!

0:08:52 > 0:08:55The idea was to say stupid things in as straight a voice as possible.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57And to get that straight voice,

0:08:57 > 0:09:01I think the show had to sound and then, as The Day Today,

0:09:01 > 0:09:03look as realistic as possible.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Goal!

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Yes! Yes!

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

0:09:11 > 0:09:15YES!

0:09:15 > 0:09:18That...was a goal!

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Goal!

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Striker!

0:09:24 > 0:09:25Eat that!

0:09:25 > 0:09:27And another!

0:09:27 > 0:09:31Bing, bang, stick it in, thank you and good night!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Twat!

0:09:34 > 0:09:36That was liquid football!

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Shit! Did you see that?

0:09:40 > 0:09:44He must have a foot like a traction engine!

0:09:44 > 0:09:46It was that desire to do stuff that didn't appear to be funny,

0:09:46 > 0:09:50but that just sort of snuck up on you and was funny anyway.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53One more thing, it's a great model, it goes like a bomb

0:09:53 > 0:09:55and the car's not bad either!

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Come on, let's go burn some rubber!

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Steve was just like, yeah,

0:10:00 > 0:10:04he was possessed by the spirit of Alan from day one.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06You just... Alan was in the room.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09And you see, it's got a roll cage in here, to stop us

0:10:09 > 0:10:10if we should roll, God forbid.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13You are the queen, and I like it!

0:10:13 > 0:10:16- Whoa!- Which really gets you in... - Watch that, watch that!

0:10:16 > 0:10:18- Careful, Alan, don't do that! - You nearly hit a rock!

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Watch that there, watch that there! See what I'm doing with the steering? Yeah.

0:10:21 > 0:10:26What are you... Don't be stupid! Watch out for that! Careful!

0:10:26 > 0:10:27Katrina...

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Sorry, you appear to be changing.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31- No, no, don't worry.- Fine, it's OK.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35Springing to mind is the Katrina Parfitt, a lady,

0:10:35 > 0:10:38when I had to take my clothes off as a show jumper,

0:10:38 > 0:10:41and Steve had to pretend not to look at my breasts.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44What about the horse, how is that handling?

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Well, Sir Danzig wasn't doing too well,

0:10:46 > 0:10:47he shied away from the water jump,

0:10:47 > 0:10:49and that's when I really began to lose it.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Yeah, well, let me tell you, if you have any more problems with him,

0:10:52 > 0:10:54you can ride me around the paddock.

0:10:54 > 0:10:55Thank you.

0:10:55 > 0:10:56Uh, anyway, I think that...

0:10:58 > 0:10:59Next year, I'll have better luck.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04When, when...are you... how do you ride a horse?

0:11:05 > 0:11:07- How do I ride? - How do you ride a horse?

0:11:07 > 0:11:10It's that kind of strange awkwardness that, you know,

0:11:10 > 0:11:14you see a lot of awkwardness, comedy awkwardness in shows now -

0:11:14 > 0:11:16it's become...

0:11:16 > 0:11:18become a part of lots of different comedies,

0:11:18 > 0:11:20that you have this uncomfortable feeling of, like,

0:11:20 > 0:11:23you want to look away, but you can't look away.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26And that was an early...

0:11:26 > 0:11:27He's a genius at that.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29What do they think of you? Shouldn't you be at school?

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Do they think you're missing out on school work?

0:11:31 > 0:11:33I think they'll be a little bit over that now.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35- I'm 33 years of age. - What?

0:11:36 > 0:11:38- That's right, I'm 33 years of age. - You're 33?- That's right.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42I thought... I mean, you look about 14.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Well, I'll take that as a compliment, you know?

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Are you really 33 years old?

0:11:47 > 0:11:4833 years of age, that's right.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50My God!

0:11:50 > 0:11:53There was more laughter with Alan Partridge than any other character

0:11:53 > 0:11:55that had been created.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58It just was so great to see it grow from sort of a jumper and a

0:11:58 > 0:12:00haircut to something so iconic.

0:12:00 > 0:12:04This Partridge had legs, and...

0:12:04 > 0:12:09they wanted to see how many legs, and how they could use them.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12So when Knowing Me, Knowing You started on TV,

0:12:12 > 0:12:15that was really what put Alan on the map.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20A-ha!

0:12:22 > 0:12:26Because it a was much more accessible, broader show

0:12:26 > 0:12:27than The Day Today.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Tss!

0:12:29 > 0:12:33Welcome, welcome to Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36It's not the talk of the town, it's the chat of the town!

0:12:36 > 0:12:37DRUM ROLL

0:12:37 > 0:12:40Tonight, we're going to climb the mountain of conversation.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43Yes, I'm going to get my grappling hook

0:12:43 > 0:12:45and scale the North Face of Chatmandu.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47DRUM ROLL

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Yeah, I really enjoyed the fact that we were doing a big audience show,

0:12:50 > 0:12:53really, a kind of a light entertainment show.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Even though we were, you know, subverting it,

0:12:56 > 0:12:57but it was done with affection.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09So within a few weeks of Knowing Me, Knowing You going on television,

0:13:09 > 0:13:11I had people shouting "A-ha!" in the street,

0:13:11 > 0:13:15exactly the way that Patrick Marber had predicted.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20Isn't she, isn't she lovely? WOLF WHISTLE FROM AUDIENCE

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Yes! Phoo-phoo.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26I nearly forgot. Knowing me, Alan Partridge, knowing you,

0:13:26 > 0:13:27Daniella Forest, a-ha.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29- A-ha!- Ooh!

0:13:29 > 0:13:31The fundamental given of the character,

0:13:31 > 0:13:36which was the case from the very beginning, is desperation.

0:13:36 > 0:13:37That's his trait.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39And gaucheness.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42It really would be great if you could stay a little bit longer.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Oh, you know, I'd love to, Alec,

0:13:44 > 0:13:47I'd really love to stay for the whole show, but I just can't.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49- Please?- Well, I'd love to, I really would, but I'm late as it is.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52- Please?- I just can't!

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Please?

0:13:55 > 0:13:57No, I can't.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Please?

0:14:00 > 0:14:03There is something about Alan that wants to aspire to be something

0:14:03 > 0:14:06better than he is, but he doesn't quite know what that is.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09Now, I'm not Giorgio Armani - I'm Alan Partridge -

0:14:09 > 0:14:13but my name has become associated with a certain look,

0:14:13 > 0:14:16a look I define as sports casual.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20When Knowing Me, Knowing You went on TV, as with the radio show,

0:14:20 > 0:14:23a lot of people thought it was a real TV show.

0:14:23 > 0:14:29And among the people who were fooled was Roger Moore's dad.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32- I said...- Hang on, sorry, can I just stop you there?

0:14:32 > 0:14:36I... I've just been told that Roger Moore is at Chiswick Roundabout,

0:14:36 > 0:14:39so he should be with us very soon indeed. Stay tuned.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41But of course, he never turns up because he's late.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Roger!

0:14:44 > 0:14:46ROGER!

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Roger Moore, in relating the story, said to me,

0:14:49 > 0:14:51AS ROGER MOORE: "I spoke to my father,

0:14:51 > 0:14:54"and he said, Roger, it was very rude of you not to show up on this

0:14:54 > 0:14:57"television talk show. You missed your slot,

0:14:57 > 0:14:59"and it was very disrespectful."

0:14:59 > 0:15:03And I said, "Father, it's a satire."

0:15:03 > 0:15:06Knowing me, Alan Partridge, knowing you, Bridie McMahon.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08- A-ha.- A-ha.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10BAD IRISH ACCENT: Bridie McMahon, Bridie McMahon!

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Lovely name - that's the kind of name you imagine

0:15:13 > 0:15:15an Irish, flame-haired fiery woman

0:15:15 > 0:15:17to have in a film with John Wayne, isn't it?

0:15:17 > 0:15:20You can just imagine him saying, "Bridie McMahon,

0:15:20 > 0:15:22"I'll have you over my knee and give you six of the best!"

0:15:22 > 0:15:24And you'd be saying, you'd be saying,

0:15:24 > 0:15:27"Oh, I'll have nothing to do with you, keep your hands to yourself!"

0:15:27 > 0:15:30You know, but of course, in the end, you marry him.

0:15:30 > 0:15:34And... But of course, that's not going to happen - you're a lesbian.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36And so this character, Alan Partridge,

0:15:36 > 0:15:40who was in his mid-to-late 40s, was to us an old man.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43Now obviously, we're older than that Alan Partridge, we think,

0:15:43 > 0:15:45"What were we thinking of?"

0:15:45 > 0:15:47He was a youngster.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50I think we tried to make Alan ten years older than I actually was.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53So when I was 26, we said he was 36.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55I had sort of latex around my eyes

0:15:55 > 0:15:59that revealed creases and wrinkles that I was yet to acquire,

0:15:59 > 0:16:01and now I have acquired.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Glenn, if this chat show was a train,

0:16:03 > 0:16:06do you know what kind of train it would be?

0:16:06 > 0:16:09- No, Alan?- The Chattanooga Choo Choo.

0:16:09 > 0:16:10DRUM ROLL

0:16:10 > 0:16:13But seriously... TRAIN WHISTLE

0:16:15 > 0:16:17What was that whistle noise, what was that?

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Oh, you know, meant to be the train, Alan.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Right, you didn't do that in rehearsal.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25It was meant to be a surprise, Alan.

0:16:25 > 0:16:26Surprise me in rehearsal, Glenn,

0:16:26 > 0:16:29don't surprise me on a live television show.

0:16:29 > 0:16:33We spent ages working out what the story would be,

0:16:33 > 0:16:34and that's the really hard bit,

0:16:34 > 0:16:39because it's 30 minutes of a chat show from beginning to end

0:16:39 > 0:16:41in real time,

0:16:41 > 0:16:43so we don't cut backstage, we don't jump in time.

0:16:43 > 0:16:47And yet we kind of want a story to take place, almost like a sitcom.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49None of my, none of my British friends

0:16:49 > 0:16:51will forgive me if I didn't say,

0:16:51 > 0:16:53we love the Channel Tunnel, but for goodness' sake,

0:16:53 > 0:16:55don't send us any of your rabid dogs!

0:16:55 > 0:16:58LAUGHTER

0:16:59 > 0:17:04Well, we won't, Alan, as long as you don't send us any of your mad cows.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Well, I think you'll find that our cows went mad

0:17:07 > 0:17:09because they were bitten by your dogs, so...

0:17:11 > 0:17:14Steve just doesn't leave anything to chance, he's really, really,

0:17:14 > 0:17:19really on it and completely in control and owns that character.

0:17:19 > 0:17:23Which is why from time to time, if something did go awry,

0:17:23 > 0:17:27or if we needed to change something or whatever on the hoof,

0:17:27 > 0:17:29he can just do it. He can do it as Alan, which is brilliant.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31The audiences used to love that.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34All right, get rid of the horse and the jump!

0:17:43 > 0:17:46That... That's your fault!

0:17:49 > 0:17:51She was nervous, I mean...

0:17:51 > 0:17:54You know, you really ought to get a dustpan and brush and tidy that up!

0:17:54 > 0:17:57That could've been spectacular!

0:17:57 > 0:17:59I think we thought, at the end of the TV series,

0:17:59 > 0:18:01something catastrophic should happen,

0:18:01 > 0:18:03and the idea of him killing a guest.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Do you want me to lie and say I like the bagpipes?

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Yes, yes, I would, if you wouldn't mind!

0:18:08 > 0:18:10All right, I love the bagpipes.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13I love the screeching, wheezing, rasping din they make.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Be careful with that. - GUNSHOT

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Oh, my God! What happens now?

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Ladies and gentlemen...

0:18:20 > 0:18:22What happens now?

0:18:22 > 0:18:24We just thought, "It's good, it's over,

0:18:24 > 0:18:27"the chat show that he was so proud of and excited about

0:18:27 > 0:18:29"has been taken away from him."

0:18:29 > 0:18:32It's not my fault! It wasn't mine! I didn't know it was loaded!

0:18:32 > 0:18:35I remember when we went to the BBC, and I said,

0:18:35 > 0:18:37"We want to do an Alan Partridge sitcom.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40"We don't want to do another series of Knowing Me, Knowing You,

0:18:40 > 0:18:41"we want to do an Alan Partridge sitcom..."

0:18:41 > 0:18:43And the guy at the BBC just went, "Oh, God".

0:18:43 > 0:18:46Hi, I'm Alan Partridge, I'm just being made up.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48This is my new haircut.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51It's a new haircut for a new millennium.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53In '96, when we started talking about,

0:18:53 > 0:18:56"What's Alan going to do next?",

0:18:56 > 0:19:00I had written another play, a play called Closer.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03And I said, "Look, I don't think I can commit

0:19:03 > 0:19:05"to the six or eight months necessary."

0:19:05 > 0:19:09We were sort of putting off showing the script to Patrick,

0:19:09 > 0:19:11because...

0:19:11 > 0:19:13You just worried that you might have gone

0:19:13 > 0:19:16completely down the wrong route.

0:19:16 > 0:19:20When Armando and Steve showed me the first sort of work-in-progress script

0:19:20 > 0:19:25that they had, charmingly seeking my approval, I didn't give it.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Patrick said, "You've lost the DNA of Alan,

0:19:28 > 0:19:30"you've got to go back to square one."

0:19:30 > 0:19:32I can't quite remember what the detail...

0:19:32 > 0:19:36I mean, you can see how much I've blanked out of my mind!

0:19:36 > 0:19:41On the page, it seemed to me too obviously comedic,

0:19:41 > 0:19:43and a bit of a sitcom, to be honest.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45I remember him saying that,

0:19:45 > 0:19:48and me breaking into a cold sweat.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51It just felt a bit jokey to me.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54I was like, before all he said all this stuff,

0:19:54 > 0:19:57we thought it was good. I think it was Armando or Pete said,

0:19:57 > 0:20:00"I think he's wrong," and I think someone else said, "Yeah,

0:20:00 > 0:20:01"I think he's wrong too.

0:20:01 > 0:20:05"Let's just ignore him and carry on doing what we're doing.

0:20:05 > 0:20:10I should've had the sense to imagine what it would actually be like

0:20:10 > 0:20:13when it was shot by Armando, and acted by Steve.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Very malty.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Well, what we've always tried to do with Alan

0:20:23 > 0:20:26is take the logic of what you've seen and continue it

0:20:26 > 0:20:28so that we don't contradict ourselves

0:20:28 > 0:20:30in terms of his biography.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33Excuse me. Are you Alan Partridge?

0:20:33 > 0:20:36- ALAN SIGHS THEATRICALLY - Yes!

0:20:36 > 0:20:39You dropped this, your ID card, Radio Norwich?

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Oh, right, thanks.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44We decided to have him living at a hotel because it felt like

0:20:44 > 0:20:48a kind of limbo, someone who is not settled, hadn't resolved his life,

0:20:48 > 0:20:50everything was in flux.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53Right, well I'm afraid, Susan, I've got some very bad news.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55- Oh?- I'm leaving you, you cow!

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Just a bit of a joke there, it's backfired.

0:21:00 > 0:21:01No, I only meant to say

0:21:01 > 0:21:04I'm going to be checking out at the end of the week.

0:21:04 > 0:21:05Are you going back to your wife?

0:21:05 > 0:21:08No, no, God, Carol? No, God, no.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10No, no, she's living with a fitness instructor.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13He provides all her...

0:21:13 > 0:21:15sexual...

0:21:15 > 0:21:16intercourse.

0:21:17 > 0:21:21Take him away from this broadcasting mould, which we did,

0:21:21 > 0:21:24at the start of every show, we had him still doing the radio show...

0:21:24 > 0:21:27That was Roxanne by the Police, or, as they're now known, "Sting".

0:21:27 > 0:21:30A song there about a prostitute.

0:21:30 > 0:21:34Doesn't say what her surname is. Must give her a call sometime.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37Although the effects of 23 years on the game

0:21:37 > 0:21:40would not render her pleasurable to mine eye.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45But take him away from that, he kind of...

0:21:45 > 0:21:47I'm not sure "blossomed" is the right word.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49He, um...

0:21:49 > 0:21:52inflated into something a little bit more solid.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54What, no, look, you've got a choice, you can either book me now,

0:21:54 > 0:21:56or wait for Cliff Thorburn.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58But if Cliff Thorburn goes AWOL, you're up Slack Alley.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Now, who's it to be, me or Cliff Thorburn?

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Thank you very much indeed.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05- Kiss my face!- Wa-hey!

0:22:05 > 0:22:08I am going to present a corporate video for Hamilton's Water Breaks.

0:22:08 > 0:22:09Champion.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12What if Tony Hayers sees "Cook Pass Babtridge"

0:22:12 > 0:22:13painted on your car?

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Don't worry, Lynn, I'll play it down.

0:22:15 > 0:22:19"Partridge" I can understand. But then "cock" and "piss".

0:22:19 > 0:22:22- Table for two, Sir?- Yes, please.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25- Oh, no, sorry, you. - Yeah, name of Hayers.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27When Alan goes to see Tony Hayers,

0:22:27 > 0:22:29he sees it as an opportunity

0:22:29 > 0:22:31to be able to reinvent his career at the BBC,

0:22:31 > 0:22:34because he's put two and two together and made five.

0:22:34 > 0:22:38I just think it's time for you to consider moving on to new pastures.

0:22:38 > 0:22:39Have I got a second series?

0:22:39 > 0:22:44- There are so many opportunities for...- Let me rephrase that. Erm...

0:22:44 > 0:22:47Can I... No, actually, I'll just repeat the question.

0:22:47 > 0:22:48Have I got a second series?

0:22:48 > 0:22:50No.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Well, thank you. That's all I wanted to know.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54- Tony!- Ah, Peter, how are you?

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Fine, fine.

0:22:56 > 0:22:57Alan, this is Peter Linehan.

0:22:57 > 0:23:02He's revamping our current affairs outputs.

0:23:02 > 0:23:06And he just does that shrug, that, you know, "I don't care."

0:23:06 > 0:23:10And I remember at the time, just trying to hold it together.

0:23:10 > 0:23:11Who...

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Who..

0:23:14 > 0:23:16Who do you think you are?

0:23:18 > 0:23:21Unfortunately for you, I am the chief commissioning editor

0:23:21 > 0:23:23of BBC Television.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26Oh, let's forget about all this!

0:23:30 > 0:23:32- Want some cheese? - No, thank you.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35It's quite nice.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38- Smells. Do you want to smell it? - No, thank you.- Smell the cheese!

0:23:38 > 0:23:40No, I don't want to smell the cheese.

0:23:40 > 0:23:41- Smell my cheese!- Alan, please.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Smell my cheese, you mother!

0:23:43 > 0:23:45I think that's quite enough, thank you!

0:23:46 > 0:23:49The cheese went in my face, that worked all right,

0:23:49 > 0:23:54I could just feel the tickling end of the fork just tickling there.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57That all worked, went fine, we did all pretty much in one take,

0:23:57 > 0:23:59I seem to remember.

0:23:59 > 0:24:03But I remember going away saying, "Oh, I think it was funny, but...

0:24:03 > 0:24:05"Anyway, we'll see."

0:24:05 > 0:24:07I've got cheese! This is cheese!

0:24:14 > 0:24:16We've had a call from Norwich Radio.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19There have been more complaints from farmers about what you said.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22- All right, how many? - 50.- Oh, your age!

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Well, Hamilton's have...

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Alan, you've, er, come free at the side.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Oh!

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Well, there's an awful lot of talk about Lynn's relationship with Alan.

0:24:34 > 0:24:38A lot of people think that Lynn's in love with Alan.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40She's not in love with Alan,

0:24:40 > 0:24:44she's very, very fond of him. She adores him.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46I think Lynn does love Alan...

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Yeah, I do.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51Now Alan, you're going to have to trade down your Rover 800

0:24:51 > 0:24:54for a smaller car.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57- Go on.- I picked up these brochures for the new Metro.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59It's a lovely car.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Lynn, look, I'm not driving a Mini Metro.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Look, but you do have to make substantial savings.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Lynn, I'm not driving a Mini Metro.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07But if you do, you can keep Pear Tree Productions going

0:25:07 > 0:25:09with a skeleton staff of two...

0:25:09 > 0:25:11There's no point in finishing the sentence, Lynn,

0:25:11 > 0:25:13- because I'm not driving a Mini Metro.- But if it...

0:25:13 > 0:25:16- Lynn, I'll just speak over you. - But I...

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Go on, try and finish the sentence and see what I do.

0:25:23 > 0:25:27- Go on.- With a skeleton staff... - I'm not driving a mini Metro,

0:25:27 > 0:25:30I'm not driving a mini Metro, I'm not driving a mini Metro...

0:25:30 > 0:25:32So we knew, you know,

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Alan would want to kind of befriend a kind of a handyman

0:25:34 > 0:25:37around the hotel who was a bit older than you would expect

0:25:37 > 0:25:39for the job that he's doing.

0:25:39 > 0:25:40So clearly, there's a story there.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42Aye-aye, Mr Partridge, morning.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Hey, Valentine's Day today - love is in the air!

0:25:45 > 0:25:48- YORKSHIRE ACCENT:- But I was going to do him Yorkshire originally,

0:25:48 > 0:25:51I thought, "I know what, I'll do him Yorkshire, it'll be quite funny."

0:25:51 > 0:25:53"Maybe from Leeds, you know, don't go to Dewsbury."

0:25:53 > 0:25:57- OWN ACCENT:- And then that morning, I'd done a voiceover as a Geordie,

0:25:57 > 0:25:58so I thought, "I know...

0:25:58 > 0:26:01- GEORDIE ACCENT:- "I'll try Geordie, see how that works, you know?"

0:26:01 > 0:26:02So, and at first when I did him,

0:26:02 > 0:26:04he was a Geordie who was like nice and clear, and straight,

0:26:04 > 0:26:06and just kind of fairly normal.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09And it was Armando's idea to make him really clear, like, you know?

0:26:09 > 0:26:12It was Armando's idea to make him like, you know,

0:26:12 > 0:26:14so you can't understand what he says.

0:26:14 > 0:26:15So you know, he talks quite fast and that,

0:26:15 > 0:26:18and he's also got a bit of a stutter and stuff, you know? A bit of PTSD.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20Talk of the Devil.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22- Morning, Mr Partridge.- Yeah, I've just... Michael, Michael,

0:26:22 > 0:26:24I was just saying to, er, Susan, a bit of a job for you.

0:26:24 > 0:26:28Er, unfortunately, some vandals have sworn all over my car again.

0:26:28 > 0:26:29Vandals, eh, Mr Partridge?

0:26:29 > 0:26:31You know, makes you wonder what it's all aboot.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34Mmm. Aboot?

0:26:34 > 0:26:37Aye, you know, vandals. You know, what is it all aboot?

0:26:37 > 0:26:38Oh, ABOUT. Sorry.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40Sometimes it's difficult

0:26:40 > 0:26:43to understand the, er, the Geordie...people.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46You know, what I reckon is that if they had themselves proper jobs,

0:26:46 > 0:26:49- they wouldn't be up to all this, you know, larking every night.- What?!

0:26:49 > 0:26:53Suddenly, the comedy there was of Alan befriending this guy...

0:26:53 > 0:26:56who he doesn't understand! Erm... HE LAUGHS

0:26:56 > 0:26:58If they had themselves proper jobs, you know, for to gan till,

0:26:58 > 0:27:00then they wouldn't dae it. A lot of them's from broken homes.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03Sorry, that was just a noise.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06All I got there was, er, "broken homes".

0:27:06 > 0:27:09I went in and started, er, improvising,

0:27:09 > 0:27:11because it was just an improvised audition.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14Oh, erm, there was a call for you. A Mr Nesshead rang.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17Right, never heard of him. Did he leave a first name?

0:27:17 > 0:27:21Er, no, it was just a Mr P Nesshead.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25Sophie, that... That...

0:27:25 > 0:27:28That's a crank call. It's another crank call.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30- Is it?- Read it back to yourself.

0:27:34 > 0:27:35Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I can see what he's...

0:27:35 > 0:27:37- what he's done now.- Yeah.

0:27:37 > 0:27:39Shall I put it on the list, with all the others?

0:27:39 > 0:27:40If you would.

0:27:40 > 0:27:42I think I laughed straightaway.

0:27:42 > 0:27:45And then I thought, "Well, the funniest thing to do at this point

0:27:45 > 0:27:46"is to laugh and leave,

0:27:46 > 0:27:48"but if I laugh and leave, I won't be in it very much,

0:27:48 > 0:27:50"which would be kind of gutting."

0:27:50 > 0:27:54I remember even after the show went out, people would say,

0:27:54 > 0:27:56"I don't mind, but is she laughing for real?

0:27:56 > 0:27:58"Has she got the giggles? Did you just have to keep that?

0:27:58 > 0:28:02And then you realise, "Oh, no, no, no, it's the character, who just..."

0:28:02 > 0:28:04Because I kind of like that, because it can makes it real, you know?

0:28:04 > 0:28:07Because, you know, in fiction, people don't laugh at other people.

0:28:07 > 0:28:10"£8 miscellaneous services".

0:28:10 > 0:28:13That sounds disconcertingly vague.

0:28:13 > 0:28:15You used this pay channel?

0:28:17 > 0:28:19Oh, right, yeah.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21Er, yeah, it's very confusing.

0:28:21 > 0:28:24Sophie, I... I find the pay channels very confusing.

0:28:24 > 0:28:28Can I just explain? I was trying to access Driving Miss Daisy.

0:28:28 > 0:28:32Oh, right. And that's why you only watched it for 15 minutes?

0:28:32 > 0:28:35Yes, yes. Because it was the wrong...

0:28:35 > 0:28:38wrong film. Have you seen it, is it good?

0:28:38 > 0:28:41What, Driving Miss Daisy, or Bangkok Chickboys?

0:28:42 > 0:28:45Dri... Driving Miss Daisy.

0:28:45 > 0:28:49We do see Alan sometimes outside of his show, and we see...

0:28:49 > 0:28:52a very small...man.

0:28:52 > 0:28:55- Oh, quick tip, Lynn.- Yeah?

0:28:55 > 0:28:58You know the, er, breakfast buffet - eat as much as you like,

0:28:58 > 0:29:00but from an eight-inch plate?

0:29:00 > 0:29:02See that?

0:29:02 > 0:29:0412 inches.

0:29:04 > 0:29:06Keep... Keep it in my room!

0:29:07 > 0:29:12But when we see him with a microphone and a platform,

0:29:12 > 0:29:13then he comes alive.

0:29:13 > 0:29:15In the meantime, it's seven o'clock.

0:29:15 > 0:29:18Ooh, guv'nor, he's got me bang to rights!

0:29:18 > 0:29:20It's Chief Constable Dave Clifton,

0:29:20 > 0:29:24of Scotland Yard's very own plainclothes Pop Force.

0:29:24 > 0:29:25- Yes, good morning.- Wait, hang on...

0:29:25 > 0:29:29- Alan, yes...- Whoa, let me finish! 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

0:29:29 > 0:29:32I like Alan's relationship with Dave Clifton, erm,

0:29:32 > 0:29:35because it's ostensibly friendly,

0:29:35 > 0:29:38like those DJ relationships are,

0:29:38 > 0:29:42it's all surface, but you know there's a kind of, er, contempt.

0:29:42 > 0:29:44I think you're splidding hairs a little bit there, Alan.

0:29:44 > 0:29:47- Sorry, "splidding"? - Yeah, splitting, you know?

0:29:47 > 0:29:49Sorry, it's difficult... difficult to understand you when you say

0:29:49 > 0:29:52"splidding", because I know in real life, you say "splitting".

0:29:52 > 0:29:55It's interesting the way you substitute a D for a T when you're

0:29:55 > 0:29:58broadcasting. If you ask me, it's the behaviour of a dosser.

0:29:58 > 0:30:00- A dosser?!- Yes, a dosser and a dwad.

0:30:00 > 0:30:04Alan's failures can be alleviated a little bit

0:30:04 > 0:30:06when he can focus on someone else

0:30:06 > 0:30:08who he sees as even more of a failure.

0:30:08 > 0:30:11And there's dalendless shid.

0:30:11 > 0:30:14And if rumours are to be believed, you're back on the boddle!

0:30:14 > 0:30:17Er, this is Einstein A Go-Go.

0:30:17 > 0:30:18Dave Clifton's biography,

0:30:18 > 0:30:21he's always sort of struggling with his demons,

0:30:21 > 0:30:24but I think, at the same time, maintaining a sort of, er,

0:30:24 > 0:30:27a smile in the voice, but deep down, there's this void.

0:30:27 > 0:30:30The hole in the soul,

0:30:30 > 0:30:34which he tries to cover up by being all sort of, "OK!"

0:30:34 > 0:30:38It's 1am. As the whole of Norfolk sleeps,

0:30:38 > 0:30:41something truly evil stirs.

0:30:41 > 0:30:43- All right, Alan.- Shh! - Actually...- No.

0:30:43 > 0:30:45His coffin lid opens with a shuddering creek.

0:30:45 > 0:30:47CREAKING SOUND EFFECT

0:30:47 > 0:30:49An owl hoots.

0:30:49 > 0:30:51Danny Franchetti's Jazz Box!

0:30:51 > 0:30:53Sorry, it's the new digital system.

0:30:53 > 0:30:55OWL HOOTING SOUND EFFECT

0:30:55 > 0:30:59We always used to sometimes joke that, er, in Alan's...

0:30:59 > 0:31:03when Alan would smile and gesture, there'd be slightly dead eyes.

0:31:03 > 0:31:05So instead of smiling like that,

0:31:05 > 0:31:09there'd be a slight sort of deadness to the eyes, where he'd be smiling,

0:31:09 > 0:31:11but he would look lost inside at the same time.

0:31:11 > 0:31:14That desperation would manifest itself in the fact

0:31:14 > 0:31:19that he would go to the funeral of the Commissioning Editor of the BBC,

0:31:19 > 0:31:21who'd died after falling off his roof.

0:31:21 > 0:31:24I wonder if he's up there now, looking down on us.

0:31:24 > 0:31:25What, on the roof?

0:31:25 > 0:31:27Oh, I see! Oh, you mean...

0:31:27 > 0:31:30You mean in heaven with the, er...with the Apostles.

0:31:30 > 0:31:33Interesting thing about news and current affairs...

0:31:33 > 0:31:35Would it be terribly rude to stop listening to you

0:31:35 > 0:31:37and go and speak to somebody else?

0:31:37 > 0:31:42- No, no, of course.- Cheers. Cheers.

0:31:42 > 0:31:43He hijacks the funeral,

0:31:43 > 0:31:46to use it as an opportunity to maybe make a connection.

0:31:46 > 0:31:49To network, basically.

0:31:49 > 0:31:51Oh, Alan! Have you met Jane?

0:31:51 > 0:31:54- Yeah, I've done her. - Oh, oh, good.

0:31:54 > 0:31:57Peter Baynham had been writing on The Day Today,

0:31:57 > 0:31:59and I remember we said, "Why don't we get Pete to come along?"

0:31:59 > 0:32:02And Pete was very different because he was...

0:32:02 > 0:32:04Well, his background was in the Merchant Navy

0:32:04 > 0:32:05and he was from Cardiff.

0:32:05 > 0:32:08She's like Burt Reynolds.

0:32:08 > 0:32:10She's very reliable, but she's got a...

0:32:10 > 0:32:12She's got a moustache!

0:32:13 > 0:32:15Jesus!

0:32:17 > 0:32:20Lynn's a good worker but, er,

0:32:20 > 0:32:22I suppose she's a bit like Burt Reynolds -

0:32:22 > 0:32:25very reliable but, er, she's got a moustache.

0:32:27 > 0:32:29We would record things on video camera

0:32:29 > 0:32:31and then get them transcribed.

0:32:31 > 0:32:32Any manual on, like,

0:32:32 > 0:32:35any book on how to write TV shows would probably say,

0:32:35 > 0:32:39this is no way to write a show, because we ended up with, like...

0:32:39 > 0:32:42We ended up with, like, 90-minute scripts for each show.

0:32:42 > 0:32:44The hit rate was quite good

0:32:44 > 0:32:49so, you know, if you got 10% of all the stuff you improvised

0:32:49 > 0:32:53that was usable, that was a good use of time.

0:32:53 > 0:32:54- I love the Beatles.- Yeah, so do I.

0:32:54 > 0:32:56What's your favourite Beatles album, then?

0:32:56 > 0:32:59Tough one. I think I'd have to say...

0:32:59 > 0:33:01..The Best of The Beatles.

0:33:02 > 0:33:05But sometimes, we'd write in a normal way - sit around,

0:33:05 > 0:33:06talk about it. And then Armando would say,

0:33:06 > 0:33:08"Let's get the camera up and do some stuff."

0:33:08 > 0:33:10I mean, we'd start off just the three of us, as the writers,

0:33:10 > 0:33:12just improvising the characters.

0:33:12 > 0:33:15Then we'd get maybe Simon in as Michael, or Felicity in as...

0:33:15 > 0:33:16..you know, and muck about a bit.

0:33:16 > 0:33:19And sometimes, it'd be very loose and, "Let's just see what happens."

0:33:19 > 0:33:22Part of the fun of it was that we would always pitch Alan

0:33:22 > 0:33:23in Alan's voice.

0:33:23 > 0:33:25Steve, as Alan, will start something,

0:33:25 > 0:33:28maybe it's in the script, and then he'll improvise a bit.

0:33:28 > 0:33:30And then he'll be looking for a word,

0:33:30 > 0:33:32and then one of us will chuck in that word, as Alan.

0:33:32 > 0:33:34So there's then three of you in the room being Alan.

0:33:34 > 0:33:36There's three Alan Partridges all of a sudden.

0:33:36 > 0:33:39But it felt that I was the one who actually, when it came down to it,

0:33:39 > 0:33:40was the one that would...

0:33:41 > 0:33:43..you know, a bit like NASA, you know,

0:33:43 > 0:33:47and the whole team there but, actually, in the end,

0:33:47 > 0:33:49only one person gets into the rocket and goes to the moon,

0:33:49 > 0:33:50and that was me.

0:33:50 > 0:33:54You... You farmers, you don't like outsiders, do you?

0:33:54 > 0:33:56Like to stick to your own.

0:33:56 > 0:33:58What do you mean by that?

0:34:00 > 0:34:02Well, I've seen the big-eared boys on farms.

0:34:02 > 0:34:04Oh, for goodness' sake!

0:34:04 > 0:34:05When we watched back the tapes sometimes,

0:34:05 > 0:34:08if we wanted to find something that was funny,

0:34:08 > 0:34:10what we'd do is fast-forward the tape

0:34:10 > 0:34:13and when I started laughing, we'd stop there and rewind,

0:34:13 > 0:34:15cos we knew that whatever had just happened was very funny.

0:34:15 > 0:34:17You drown tourists!

0:34:17 > 0:34:19You drive your tractors over...

0:34:19 > 0:34:23..chickens! You crush them up and...feed them...

0:34:23 > 0:34:25If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic

0:34:25 > 0:34:28and there's a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete,

0:34:28 > 0:34:30you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree

0:34:30 > 0:34:33and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife,

0:34:33 > 0:34:34who is also your brother!

0:34:36 > 0:34:39OFF-SCREEN: I knew he was an interesting character,

0:34:39 > 0:34:40but as the character emerged...

0:34:40 > 0:34:41I think certainly,

0:34:41 > 0:34:45when I'm Alan Partridge came out and won all these awards...

0:34:45 > 0:34:46"I'm Alan Partridge".

0:34:46 > 0:34:50Steve Coogan, for I'm Alan Partridge!

0:34:50 > 0:34:54OFF-SCREEN: And had these, like, parodically good reviews.

0:34:54 > 0:34:56Right, very quickly, erm...

0:34:56 > 0:34:58- Why are you still here? - I dunno!- Erm...

0:34:58 > 0:35:02I think at that point, I thought, I've done the sort of...

0:35:02 > 0:35:07..The Holy Grail of TV comedy was... we'd sort of, like, got there.

0:35:07 > 0:35:09Mr Alan Partridge!

0:35:11 > 0:35:13That was where it really, really hit a peak.

0:35:13 > 0:35:16It was everyone's favourite show that year,

0:35:16 > 0:35:18the reviews were off the scale.

0:35:18 > 0:35:20So it allowed us to put Alan into the real world,

0:35:20 > 0:35:24and the line between fiction and reality became blurred.

0:35:24 > 0:35:26Alan was, like, sort of comedy royalty.

0:35:26 > 0:35:28Anyone we asked to talk to would say yes.

0:35:28 > 0:35:31We did an interview with Bryan Ferry for Comic Relief.

0:35:31 > 0:35:33We've got a celeb...

0:35:33 > 0:35:36..rity in the studio, because we're about to take a ferry to an island

0:35:36 > 0:35:39called Bryan. That's because it's Bryan Ferry.

0:35:39 > 0:35:43There he is. Bryan, welcome to Norwich and Comic Relief.

0:35:43 > 0:35:46- Ah-ha.- Yeah, I don't... I don't do that any more.

0:35:46 > 0:35:49And I think I was asked to close the Comedy Awards

0:35:49 > 0:35:51by doing a duet with Elton John,

0:35:51 > 0:35:54who jumped at the chance of interacting with Alan.

0:35:54 > 0:35:56We played with Alan's homophobia.

0:35:56 > 0:36:00I think Elton even agreed to wear his pink suit to help.

0:36:00 > 0:36:03CHEERING Elton, you are a legend.

0:36:03 > 0:36:07Your songs are admired by the many,

0:36:07 > 0:36:09despised by the few.

0:36:09 > 0:36:13Now, I have to say, one of my favourite songs of yours

0:36:13 > 0:36:17has to be the classic Yellow Brick Road.

0:36:17 > 0:36:19Erm, unforgettable.

0:36:19 > 0:36:22# Follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow brick road! #

0:36:23 > 0:36:27No, no, no, that's the Wizard of Oz, please, thank you!

0:36:27 > 0:36:29Yeah. Yeah, I know. Pinball Wizard of Oz.

0:36:29 > 0:36:32OFF-SCREEN: We'd created a sort of a very funny Frankenstein.

0:36:32 > 0:36:35So, obviously, the BBC wanted another series of the sitcom.

0:36:41 > 0:36:44See you later!

0:36:44 > 0:36:45Between Series One and Two, Alan,

0:36:45 > 0:36:48we thought it would be interesting if he'd a breakdown of some sort,

0:36:48 > 0:36:51and that he'd become very overweight after gorging on Toblerones.

0:36:51 > 0:36:53You see a corporate video

0:36:53 > 0:36:55that he must have made in the intervening years.

0:36:55 > 0:36:58SCREECHING Crash!

0:36:58 > 0:36:59Bang!

0:37:01 > 0:37:03Wallop!

0:37:03 > 0:37:05What a video!

0:37:05 > 0:37:07We wanted to change Alan's location,

0:37:07 > 0:37:10but keep the kind of claustrophobia and not have his life resolved.

0:37:10 > 0:37:15So we thought if we had Alan living in a static home,

0:37:15 > 0:37:19then we would continue Alan being in this limbo.

0:37:19 > 0:37:22I'm in quite a good mood today because I just found out my, er,

0:37:22 > 0:37:25my wife's been struck off my life insurance.

0:37:25 > 0:37:27Spice World!

0:37:27 > 0:37:29Are you married?

0:37:29 > 0:37:31- Yeah.- Yeah, divorced.

0:37:31 > 0:37:34I've got access to the kids but they don't wanna see me!

0:37:36 > 0:37:40We decided for Alan to have a girlfriend called Sonja,

0:37:40 > 0:37:41who was Eastern European.

0:37:41 > 0:37:43He wastes no opportunity in telling people

0:37:43 > 0:37:46how much younger his girlfriend is than he is,

0:37:46 > 0:37:49as if that's some sort of achievement!

0:37:49 > 0:37:50I've got a girlfriend.

0:37:53 > 0:37:54I've got a wife.

0:37:54 > 0:37:56Is she older than you or younger than you?

0:37:56 > 0:37:59Well, if you must know, Alan, she's older than me. She's 52.

0:37:59 > 0:38:01My girlfriend's 33.

0:38:01 > 0:38:04I'm 47, she's 14 years younger than me.

0:38:04 > 0:38:06Back of the net!

0:38:08 > 0:38:10Hello, Alan.

0:38:10 > 0:38:12- Oh! I told you!- Hello, the builders. - Watch.

0:38:15 > 0:38:18See? She's not stopping me!

0:38:18 > 0:38:20I must admit, I still find it...

0:38:20 > 0:38:24..slightly upsetting to see Alan kiss someone.

0:38:24 > 0:38:25Er, I don't...

0:38:25 > 0:38:29I feel a bit queasy at the thought of it!

0:38:29 > 0:38:31He's not a... He shouldn't be a kisser.

0:38:31 > 0:38:34That was classic intercourse.

0:38:36 > 0:38:38So, er...

0:38:38 > 0:38:39So, thanks.

0:38:39 > 0:38:45There's something about Alan being sexual that makes you wince.

0:38:45 > 0:38:48And a lot of the comedy that defines Alan on TV

0:38:48 > 0:38:51is stuff that makes you sort of look through your fingers.

0:38:51 > 0:38:53What have you been up to?

0:38:53 > 0:38:56Er, trying to outdance a computer.

0:38:56 > 0:39:00Impossible! And then I fought some zombies with a boy in care.

0:39:00 > 0:39:02Wiped the floor with him, yeah.

0:39:02 > 0:39:05Your... your hand is about 30mm from my gland.

0:39:05 > 0:39:08Erm... And if I was dressed on the other side,

0:39:08 > 0:39:10it would be in contact...

0:39:10 > 0:39:12Your little finger just touched it!

0:39:12 > 0:39:16In retrospect, we probably should have done two in the hotel,

0:39:16 > 0:39:18two series in the hotel, and just carried on.

0:39:18 > 0:39:20But it's this sort of, erm,

0:39:20 > 0:39:24fear of just getting lazy and repeating ourselves.

0:39:24 > 0:39:26But I think some of the best moments are in Series Two.

0:39:26 > 0:39:28I will, but, Lynn,

0:39:28 > 0:39:31please have a word with the builder because the other day,

0:39:31 > 0:39:33his jeans were so far off his backside,

0:39:33 > 0:39:35you could more or less see his anus.

0:39:35 > 0:39:37- Mm, OK.- There's Dan.

0:39:38 > 0:39:40Dan!

0:39:40 > 0:39:41Dan!

0:39:42 > 0:39:44Dan!

0:39:44 > 0:39:46Dan!

0:39:46 > 0:39:47Dan!

0:39:48 > 0:39:49Dan!

0:39:49 > 0:39:52Dan! Dan!

0:39:52 > 0:39:54Dan! Dan!

0:39:54 > 0:39:56Dan!

0:39:56 > 0:39:58Dan!

0:39:58 > 0:40:00Dan!

0:40:00 > 0:40:01Dan!

0:40:01 > 0:40:04No, er, no, he's not seen me.

0:40:04 > 0:40:05I'll get him later.

0:40:07 > 0:40:08Dan!

0:40:08 > 0:40:11Fine, come on.

0:40:11 > 0:40:13The name Dan is a catchphrase now.

0:40:13 > 0:40:15You cannot just say, "Dan!"

0:40:15 > 0:40:16You can't, I can't...

0:40:16 > 0:40:18No-one can shout "Dan" any more.

0:40:18 > 0:40:20Series Two's quite dark, I think.

0:40:20 > 0:40:22There's not much hope in it.

0:40:22 > 0:40:24And I remember the foot on the spike...

0:40:24 > 0:40:28whilst he's supposed to be presenting a sales conference

0:40:28 > 0:40:31for Dante Fires is a real low point.

0:40:31 > 0:40:33- Alan, what are you doing?! - I'm climbing over a fence.

0:40:33 > 0:40:35You should watch yourself, you're nearly fi...

0:40:35 > 0:40:37Were you going to say I was nearly 50, Lynn?!

0:40:37 > 0:40:39I might be nearly 50, Lynn, but at least I can...

0:40:39 > 0:40:41- HE GROANS - What?

0:40:41 > 0:40:43Lynn, I've pierced my foot on a spike!

0:40:44 > 0:40:47Oh! It ruddy frigging hurts like mad, Lynn!

0:40:47 > 0:40:48Can you get yourself in the recovery position?

0:40:48 > 0:40:50You're just quoting bits of Casualty now.

0:40:50 > 0:40:52We were thinking what would be

0:40:52 > 0:40:55literally and metaphorically painful for Alan?

0:40:55 > 0:40:59First of all tonight is for best... Christ!

0:40:59 > 0:41:02Not Christ. Er, sorry, I keep saying "Christ".

0:41:02 > 0:41:05Er, I know some of you may be religious

0:41:05 > 0:41:07and, to those people, I apolo...

0:41:07 > 0:41:09Urgh!

0:41:16 > 0:41:17Sorry, I...

0:41:17 > 0:41:20I was supposed to hit that later.

0:41:20 > 0:41:23I'll just wait for it to finish.

0:41:23 > 0:41:25A...a glittering year ahead.

0:41:26 > 0:41:31That feeling where you want to puke, but there's nothing more inside,

0:41:31 > 0:41:35and that's sort of metaphorically what happens to Alan in Series Two.

0:41:35 > 0:41:39On now, as we look back at a fantastic year for...

0:41:39 > 0:41:41I'm going to be sick again.

0:41:44 > 0:41:47HE HEAVES

0:41:51 > 0:41:53You know that feeling when there's nothing coming up?

0:41:53 > 0:41:57It was good fun to shoot, I think it was hard work to write.

0:41:57 > 0:42:01And I remember at one or two points, things got a bit tense,

0:42:01 > 0:42:04when you're just stuck in the room with the same people.

0:42:04 > 0:42:06And also, I have to say,

0:42:06 > 0:42:09when one of them is Alan Partridge for a long time -

0:42:09 > 0:42:11and it's nothing to do with Steve,

0:42:11 > 0:42:13it's to do with the fact that it's Alan Partridge -

0:42:13 > 0:42:15it does... It does wear you down after a while,

0:42:15 > 0:42:18when you just hear Alan,

0:42:18 > 0:42:22you know, eight or nine hours a day, seven days a week,

0:42:22 > 0:42:24for months.

0:42:24 > 0:42:27It felt like, "We need to sort of stop this now."

0:42:28 > 0:42:30And we did stop it, for a long time.

0:42:31 > 0:42:34I'll never work in broadcasting again!

0:42:34 > 0:42:38And on that bombshell, it's time for me, Alan Partridge, to say -

0:42:38 > 0:42:41knowing me, Alan Partridge, knowing you, wherever you are,

0:42:41 > 0:42:43and whost so...

0:42:43 > 0:42:46"Whost"? Is "whost" a word? I don't know.

0:42:46 > 0:42:49I stopped thinking about Alan and started to do other things.

0:42:49 > 0:42:50I suppose my...

0:42:50 > 0:42:53A little bit of it was a bit wildernessy

0:42:53 > 0:42:57because I was trying to find out what to...how to reinvent myself.

0:42:57 > 0:42:59I found myself - even in quiet moments - thinking,

0:42:59 > 0:43:02"I wonder what Alan would think about this?"

0:43:02 > 0:43:03I sort of missed him.

0:43:03 > 0:43:07In 2008, I was doing a live tour and Rob and Neil Gibbons -

0:43:07 > 0:43:10these two writers I'd worked with briefly -

0:43:10 > 0:43:13I asked them if they wouldn't mind having a go

0:43:13 > 0:43:14writing some material for Alan.

0:43:14 > 0:43:17When they submitted that material to me, it was a Eureka moment.

0:43:22 > 0:43:24This is North Norfolk Digital,

0:43:24 > 0:43:26sustaining and maintaining our core listenership

0:43:26 > 0:43:29in an increasingly fragmented marketplace.

0:43:29 > 0:43:31# North Norfolk! #

0:43:31 > 0:43:34I've just realised I read that from an internal memo.

0:43:34 > 0:43:37Er, it wasn't for you to hear.

0:43:37 > 0:43:39Sorry. Sorry.

0:43:39 > 0:43:41One day, we got a phone call saying,

0:43:41 > 0:43:46"We're interested in doing an online show, er,

0:43:46 > 0:43:48"that is essentially those bits in I'm Alan Partridge

0:43:48 > 0:43:51"where you see Alan on-air, cobbled together."

0:43:51 > 0:43:53And then when we started working on it,

0:43:53 > 0:43:55it sort of took on a bit more of a life of its own.

0:43:55 > 0:43:58Today, we're talking forced celebrity breeding.

0:43:58 > 0:44:01If you could take two famous people and force them to mate,

0:44:01 > 0:44:03who would it be, and why?

0:44:03 > 0:44:05Er, line two, we have Duncan, in Beccles.

0:44:05 > 0:44:06Hello, Duncan.

0:44:06 > 0:44:09Hello, Alan. I'd go for Stephen Hawking and Pamela Anderson,

0:44:09 > 0:44:11then you'd create a beautiful genius.

0:44:11 > 0:44:13Or, a disabled lifeguard.

0:44:13 > 0:44:18Oh... Oh, yeah. Oh, God, yeah.

0:44:18 > 0:44:20I think we tried to take it back to the BBC,

0:44:20 > 0:44:22but it felt like, it's like, you know...

0:44:22 > 0:44:25There's a sort of period where something goes from being

0:44:25 > 0:44:27old comedy to vintage comedy,

0:44:27 > 0:44:29or second-hand comedy to vintage comedy.

0:44:29 > 0:44:32We were in the second-hand period where it was, like,

0:44:32 > 0:44:34"Oh, that stuff's out of date."

0:44:34 > 0:44:36Today, we're talking condiments.

0:44:36 > 0:44:38You're stuck on a desert island, you're allowed one condiment,

0:44:38 > 0:44:41which is it to be? John, in Sprowston.

0:44:41 > 0:44:44- Ketchup.- Harry, in Bodham.- Mustard.

0:44:44 > 0:44:46- Kev, in Norwich.- Gravy.

0:44:46 > 0:44:48That's not a condiment, it's a hot sauce.

0:44:48 > 0:44:50- Bisto, then. - That's a brand of gravy.

0:44:50 > 0:44:53- Branston Pickle, then. - And that's a relish.

0:44:53 > 0:44:55It's 11.52.

0:44:55 > 0:44:58Foster's, who were sponsoring it at the time, said,

0:44:58 > 0:45:00"We're going to put big billboards up with,

0:45:00 > 0:45:02" 'Alan Partridge is back, courtesy of Foster's'."

0:45:02 > 0:45:04And we said, "I don't want any advertising.

0:45:04 > 0:45:07"I don't want..." which they didn't understand. They were like,

0:45:07 > 0:45:08"Don't you want as many people as possible

0:45:08 > 0:45:10"to click online and watch it?"

0:45:10 > 0:45:12And I was like, "No, I'd rather, actually,

0:45:12 > 0:45:13"a lot of people didn't know about it."

0:45:13 > 0:45:15Like it was a little bit of a secret.

0:45:15 > 0:45:17Because that way, you don't suffer from hype

0:45:17 > 0:45:20and you start a little whispering campaign.

0:45:20 > 0:45:23And that sort of led to that same series

0:45:23 > 0:45:26being done again on...for Sky.

0:45:26 > 0:45:27And a quick correction.

0:45:27 > 0:45:30Yesterday, I read out a text saying that oestrogen was a kind of gas

0:45:30 > 0:45:31used to blow up balloons.

0:45:31 > 0:45:33Er, of course, it isn't.

0:45:33 > 0:45:36It's a hormone used by women to, er,

0:45:36 > 0:45:41perform a number of tasks relating to, er, themselves.

0:45:41 > 0:45:43- And others.- Thank you.

0:45:43 > 0:45:47It's myopic and microscopic.

0:45:47 > 0:45:49It's all about what's going on in Alan's head

0:45:49 > 0:45:50because it's really close in.

0:45:50 > 0:45:53I was going to say it's like any job on your first day at work,

0:45:53 > 0:45:54but it's not really.

0:45:54 > 0:45:56Cos your first day of work is going into a small room

0:45:56 > 0:46:00that's smaller than this room, and it's soundproofed,

0:46:00 > 0:46:04and it's only you and, erm, you know,

0:46:04 > 0:46:07basically, a real hero of yours.

0:46:07 > 0:46:09T&T. On the A17, a truck has overturned,

0:46:09 > 0:46:12shedding its load of Pampers over both carriageways.

0:46:12 > 0:46:14Sounds like the set-up to a joke, doesn't it?

0:46:14 > 0:46:16Er, the police don't yet know which skid marks are...

0:46:16 > 0:46:19Just stop you there, there has been a fatality.

0:46:19 > 0:46:22Sidekick Simon allows Alan to be funnier.

0:46:22 > 0:46:25I guess to a certain extent, he is the viewer in that world.

0:46:25 > 0:46:27He's sort of... He's sort of the everyman.

0:46:27 > 0:46:29And I think Tim is naturally so funny

0:46:29 > 0:46:32that he's able to be a funny straight man.

0:46:32 > 0:46:33We're all familiar with charities, er,

0:46:33 > 0:46:35from the important ones like the National Trust,

0:46:35 > 0:46:39- to less important ones like Help the Aged.- Or Help For Heroes.

0:46:39 > 0:46:40- No, that's the top one.- Yeah?

0:46:40 > 0:46:43Yes. Er, I donated a jacket to them last...only last week.

0:46:43 > 0:46:46It didn't have an arm, but then I thought, you know, perfect.

0:46:46 > 0:46:48Er, but today, we're going local

0:46:48 > 0:46:52and we mean to raise £3,000 for Addiction Action.

0:46:52 > 0:46:53Addiction can take many forms.

0:46:53 > 0:46:56Er, from booze, to drugs, to quite simply having it off.

0:46:56 > 0:46:59- Michael Douglas.- Er, yes, that's indeed if it was...

0:46:59 > 0:47:01..if it was, er, sex addiction.

0:47:01 > 0:47:05It could quite simply have been the guy was very, very randy.

0:47:05 > 0:47:07He can have the make-up and the wig and walk around, you know, set

0:47:07 > 0:47:09and sort of have a coffee or whatever

0:47:09 > 0:47:11and you don't think, "That's Alan."

0:47:11 > 0:47:13Alan's socks, please.

0:47:13 > 0:47:16I want to see my socks. Socks are fine, yeah?

0:47:16 > 0:47:18- Yeah, yeah.- OK, fine, let's do it.

0:47:18 > 0:47:22But there is a moment where it just...

0:47:22 > 0:47:23..it just possesses him.

0:47:24 > 0:47:30Steve drops away and in drops this monster.

0:47:30 > 0:47:32The only thing that's got a bright future at this station

0:47:32 > 0:47:34is nasal hair! HE LAUGHS AND SNORTS

0:47:38 > 0:47:40Was that your gum?

0:47:50 > 0:47:53- Do you not know the Heimlich manoeuvre?- Yeah.

0:47:53 > 0:47:55Wow!

0:47:55 > 0:47:56People kept saying,

0:47:56 > 0:47:58"When are you going to do this Alan Partridge film?"

0:47:58 > 0:48:01And it was almost like, in the end, we decided to make the film

0:48:01 > 0:48:03just to stop people asking me when I was going to make it.

0:48:03 > 0:48:07HE MIMES ALONG: # So, you've got to feel for me, baby

0:48:07 > 0:48:11# Yeah, you've got to feel for me, baby

0:48:11 > 0:48:13# Girl, you've got to feel for me, baby

0:48:13 > 0:48:15- # Feel for me, baby - # Oh

0:48:15 > 0:48:19# Give me some love Come on now... #

0:48:23 > 0:48:25Your fog lamps are on!

0:48:27 > 0:48:29Your fog lamps are on! There's no fog!

0:48:31 > 0:48:33There's no fog!

0:48:33 > 0:48:34No fog!

0:48:34 > 0:48:38# Oh, a cuddly toy, that's my only joy

0:48:38 > 0:48:42# Waiting for me when I get home... #

0:48:42 > 0:48:44You do feel a certain pressure to come up with a story

0:48:44 > 0:48:47that justifies being told on the big screen,

0:48:47 > 0:48:49but I guess it's how you do that.

0:48:49 > 0:48:52I mean, really, the film was very low-key.

0:48:52 > 0:48:54It was basically Alan in a radio studio,

0:48:54 > 0:48:57and then trapped in the offices of a radio company.

0:48:57 > 0:49:01OK, I am here as one of the more senior D-jocks at this station.

0:49:01 > 0:49:03I'm going to talk about jobs.

0:49:05 > 0:49:06Like a Nazi officer, this, isn't it?

0:49:06 > 0:49:09I should snap my heels together.

0:49:09 > 0:49:11- Achtung!- Guten tag.- Silence!

0:49:11 > 0:49:12Sorry. Meant to miss you.

0:49:12 > 0:49:15Comedy characters to movie transitions...

0:49:16 > 0:49:17..are very difficult.

0:49:17 > 0:49:21And quite often, you don't want to make the On the Buses movie.

0:49:21 > 0:49:23We were aware that the film was a bit of a tightrope

0:49:23 > 0:49:24because you don't want to, er...

0:49:25 > 0:49:30..take Alan too far away from his sort of small, local origins.

0:49:30 > 0:49:32Tell them to stop pointing their guns at me!

0:49:32 > 0:49:34- Lower your weapons! - Yeah, lower your weapons.

0:49:35 > 0:49:37Take your hand off your gun!

0:49:37 > 0:49:39Take your hand off your gun!

0:49:39 > 0:49:42And the other hand. I can wait here all day.

0:49:42 > 0:49:44- Do as he says.- Thank you.

0:49:44 > 0:49:46Why do you have to turn it into a competition?

0:49:46 > 0:49:47Just cos I won.

0:49:47 > 0:49:50We very much felt, tonally, it has to be...

0:49:50 > 0:49:52It has to be the same Alan.

0:49:52 > 0:49:55If you start making him into some sort of a hero,

0:49:55 > 0:49:57I think you've lost the DNA of the character.

0:49:57 > 0:49:59And the way I think we squared that circle

0:49:59 > 0:50:03was by putting him in a genuinely dramatic situation of a siege,

0:50:03 > 0:50:06but focusing on the minutiae of it.

0:50:06 > 0:50:10You know, the sort of little kind of, erm, the politics of it,

0:50:10 > 0:50:13who gets to speak to the media, who doles out the food,

0:50:13 > 0:50:15where do you go to the toilet?

0:50:15 > 0:50:17I've just got to stay alert and focused.

0:50:17 > 0:50:20I'm playing them like an oboe, Lynn. How effed up is that?!

0:50:22 > 0:50:23- OH PHONE:- Alan?

0:50:23 > 0:50:24- Oh.- Alan?

0:50:29 > 0:50:30Christ's sake.

0:50:32 > 0:50:35Not now! Oh...

0:50:35 > 0:50:37Caught on the latch.

0:50:47 > 0:50:49Oh, come on! Please!

0:50:56 > 0:50:58Stop, armed police!

0:50:58 > 0:51:00Put your hands above your head.

0:51:00 > 0:51:03- I just...- Get your hands above your head!

0:51:03 > 0:51:05- I just want to get those trousers. - Get your hands above your head,

0:51:05 > 0:51:06- do it.- They're my trousers.

0:51:06 > 0:51:08Get your hands above your head now.

0:51:12 > 0:51:14What are you doing? It's weird.

0:51:17 > 0:51:18There are paparazzi all over the place

0:51:18 > 0:51:21and I do not want them to get a photograph of my genitals.

0:51:21 > 0:51:23CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

0:51:23 > 0:51:25Oh, come on.

0:51:25 > 0:51:26It was nice to bring Lynn back

0:51:26 > 0:51:28because she disappeared in Mid Morning Matters,

0:51:28 > 0:51:31so it was great to bring Lynn back for the film, and Michael.

0:51:31 > 0:51:35I rather missed those characters being a regular part of Alan's life.

0:51:35 > 0:51:36I loved the film.

0:51:36 > 0:51:39Alpha Papa, I thought, was just fantastic

0:51:39 > 0:51:42and when I watched that, I just felt pride.

0:51:42 > 0:51:46I felt so pleased that this character is still around.

0:51:46 > 0:51:50I'll always be proud of knowing Alan.

0:51:50 > 0:51:52Hello, Mr Seagull,

0:51:52 > 0:51:54have you come to take my spirit away?

0:51:56 > 0:51:58Go, gull.

0:51:59 > 0:52:02Gull. Gull.

0:52:02 > 0:52:03Gull.

0:52:23 > 0:52:26What you doing? I'm watching it fly off.

0:52:26 > 0:52:29I became obsessed with how far can you take a character

0:52:29 > 0:52:31and where can you explore...?

0:52:31 > 0:52:34Having the platform of affection and faith that people have in it,

0:52:34 > 0:52:40you can go to sort of really quite strange places

0:52:40 > 0:52:42with the comedy that is...

0:52:42 > 0:52:44that you couldn't do unless you'd had a character

0:52:44 > 0:52:46that you'd been doing for 20 years.

0:52:46 > 0:52:48From the dawn of the Industrial Revolution

0:52:48 > 0:52:50to sometime in the late 1970s,

0:52:50 > 0:52:52Britain was the workshop of the world.

0:52:52 > 0:52:54For the people of Manchester,

0:52:54 > 0:52:57employed in cushy jobs - mills and factories -

0:52:57 > 0:53:01where there was work for Mum, Dad, and even the kids...

0:53:01 > 0:53:03- CHEERING - Factory work!

0:53:03 > 0:53:07..it must have seemed like the good times would never end.

0:53:07 > 0:53:08But then...

0:53:08 > 0:53:10..China happened.

0:53:10 > 0:53:13That sort of Pear Tree Productions style of documentary

0:53:13 > 0:53:16that we did with Places Of My Life and Scissored Isle,

0:53:16 > 0:53:19I think that's my favourite Partridge to make.

0:53:19 > 0:53:22Hello, I'm Alan Partridge.

0:53:23 > 0:53:27Every detail has Alan's sort of fingerprints all over it.

0:53:27 > 0:53:30If Alan has made it, Alan can have...

0:53:30 > 0:53:32can style everything

0:53:32 > 0:53:35from the credits to the music to the graphics.

0:53:35 > 0:53:38And again it's that thing of him being too ambitious, you know.

0:53:38 > 0:53:41There's no doubt that Alan looks at the world of documentaries

0:53:41 > 0:53:43and thinks, "Well, I can do that better."

0:53:54 > 0:53:56See ya!

0:53:56 > 0:53:58It's a bit like letting a kid into a sweet shop and saying,

0:53:58 > 0:54:01"Just have a couple of sweeties". There's no way he can do that.

0:54:01 > 0:54:04He's got all these toys and all this technology at his disposal,

0:54:04 > 0:54:06he's always going to use it too much.

0:54:06 > 0:54:08It's basically self-sufficiency, isn't it?

0:54:08 > 0:54:10Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.

0:54:10 > 0:54:11Give him a fishing rod...

0:54:11 > 0:54:13He'll probably come back the next day saying,

0:54:13 > 0:54:15"You know that fishing rod you gave me?" "Go on."

0:54:15 > 0:54:16"Can I have another?"

0:54:18 > 0:54:20"What happened to the one I gave you?"

0:54:20 > 0:54:22"I sold it." "Let me guess, to buy some skag."

0:54:22 > 0:54:24"No, to buy some fish, I was hungry."

0:54:24 > 0:54:27"Did it not occur to you that you could have used the fishing rod

0:54:27 > 0:54:29"to catch some fish?"

0:54:29 > 0:54:31"Oh, I haven't got a permit and I don't know how to get one."

0:54:31 > 0:54:32"Google it!"

0:54:32 > 0:54:34- When did this happen?- Hm?

0:54:34 > 0:54:36Oh, it didn't.

0:54:36 > 0:54:40It's just a generic annoying man who lives inside my mind.

0:54:40 > 0:54:42A head squatter.

0:54:42 > 0:54:43I don't mean a dominatrix.

0:54:43 > 0:54:46There's much more poignancy and pathos to Alan

0:54:46 > 0:54:48than there was early on.

0:54:48 > 0:54:50There was some in I'm Alan Partridge,

0:54:50 > 0:54:54but I think when Pete came along, he brought more of that.

0:54:54 > 0:54:59And the Gibbons, when they came on, they have given Alan sort of...

0:54:59 > 0:55:01He feels much more rounded now.

0:55:01 > 0:55:02- Morning.- Morning.

0:55:02 > 0:55:04Do you want to pop your things on the conveyor?

0:55:04 > 0:55:07Don't worry about that, we're just making a documentary.

0:55:07 > 0:55:08Pop your things on the conveyor belt.

0:55:08 > 0:55:10No, not the basket, just the items.

0:55:12 > 0:55:13Don't put them on the floor,

0:55:13 > 0:55:15cos you'll have to keep bending down to pick them up,

0:55:15 > 0:55:17so just pop them back at the end.

0:55:17 > 0:55:18- Sorry.- That's all right.

0:55:18 > 0:55:21But not on the conveyor. The very end.

0:55:21 > 0:55:24OK. Shall we scan your items?

0:55:24 > 0:55:26- Yes, please.- OK.

0:55:27 > 0:55:29Don't bring them to me.

0:55:29 > 0:55:31I move them forward like this.

0:55:31 > 0:55:33So, just... So, put the beans back.

0:55:35 > 0:55:36No, not in the basket.

0:55:36 > 0:55:38Not in the basket.

0:55:39 > 0:55:42No, don't bring them to me, just put them on the conveyor.

0:55:42 > 0:55:44No, back at the end.

0:55:44 > 0:55:46No, not in the basket.

0:55:46 > 0:55:49Put the beans down on the conveyor belt.

0:55:49 > 0:55:50Now get off.

0:55:50 > 0:55:52No, down! Leave the beans alone.

0:55:52 > 0:55:55Not in the basket, on the conveyor belt!

0:55:55 > 0:55:57- Alan!- She's not listening to me.

0:55:58 > 0:55:59He's already changed

0:55:59 > 0:56:01from one version of Alan in one stage of his life

0:56:01 > 0:56:03to another.

0:56:03 > 0:56:07So I think there's definitely scope for a third act.

0:56:07 > 0:56:10The new show is Alan getting an unexpected

0:56:10 > 0:56:14and probably undeserved second chance.

0:56:14 > 0:56:17It's interesting bringing Alan back to the BBC

0:56:17 > 0:56:21which is where he was born as a concept.

0:56:21 > 0:56:24The BBC is what Alan always wanted to be

0:56:24 > 0:56:27and in making the narrative work,

0:56:27 > 0:56:29in a logical sense,

0:56:29 > 0:56:34Alan is a creature of the BBC.

0:56:34 > 0:56:37Alan, whilst he's going to be very excited about this new chance,

0:56:37 > 0:56:38he's nervous,

0:56:38 > 0:56:41because he knows how badly he screwed things up last time.

0:56:41 > 0:56:43So the question is,

0:56:43 > 0:56:48can he sink his claws into this role and hold on to it? And...

0:56:48 > 0:56:50..you've got to doubt it.

0:56:50 > 0:56:52How long Alan will carry on, I've no idea.

0:56:52 > 0:56:54He's always seeing which way the wind is blowing

0:56:54 > 0:56:56in terms of broadcasting, in terms of politics.

0:56:56 > 0:56:58So as long as the world keeps changing

0:56:58 > 0:57:00then there's always going to be stuff for Alan to latch onto

0:57:00 > 0:57:03and think, "Oh, that'd be good, if I did that."

0:57:03 > 0:57:05I think he thinks he's got an opera in him.

0:57:07 > 0:57:09I don't know that he necessarily knows what an opera is.

0:57:09 > 0:57:12We will see him growing old.

0:57:12 > 0:57:16Definitely. We will want to see him, see what happens to him.

0:57:16 > 0:57:18But, I mean, what he'll be like, I don't know

0:57:18 > 0:57:23because, I mean, he's already absolutely all over the place.

0:57:23 > 0:57:29He'd be the same desperate, egomaniacal, sad

0:57:29 > 0:57:32kind of guy. Wouldn't want him to change.

0:57:32 > 0:57:37SONG: Baba O'Riley by The Who

0:57:41 > 0:57:45If I had to say goodbye to Alan forever, I'd be very upset.

0:57:45 > 0:57:47I would be genuinely upset.

0:57:47 > 0:57:49He's my friend.

0:58:06 > 0:58:11ALAN: All that remains is for me to bid you a fond farewell,

0:58:11 > 0:58:12for I must go now -

0:58:12 > 0:58:14back to my flock,

0:58:14 > 0:58:18certain to be welcomed with open arms by listeners,

0:58:18 > 0:58:21YouTube commentators and sponsors alike.

0:58:21 > 0:58:22Goodbye,

0:58:22 > 0:58:25or should I say...au revoir?

0:58:25 > 0:58:26Goodbye.

0:58:32 > 0:58:37MUSIC: Music For Chameleons by Gary Numan