Episode 3

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04This programme contains some strong language

0:00:04 > 0:00:07- COCK CROWS - That's one of the roosters.

0:00:07 > 0:00:10Look at the surly way he's looking at us.

0:00:12 > 0:00:13Looks like Napoleon.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15- INTERVIEWER:- What will happen to him eventually?

0:00:15 > 0:00:17Soup.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19Or cockerel korma.

0:00:25 > 0:00:28Tucked away on the coast of North Norfolk

0:00:28 > 0:00:30lies Wiveton Hall Farm,

0:00:30 > 0:00:34a 17th-century manor house surrounded by fields of fruit,

0:00:34 > 0:00:36vegetables and barley.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40- HE WHISTLES - Come on.

0:00:40 > 0:00:44It is home to gentleman farmer Desmond MacCarthy...

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Kelly. Come on.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49..who lives here with his 99-year-old mother, Chloe...

0:00:49 > 0:00:53Nice shirt you've got on today. Where did you get that from?

0:00:53 > 0:00:55- I don't know. I think London. - London.

0:00:55 > 0:00:59..and children Isabel and Edmund.

0:00:59 > 0:01:03This is my home-made cannon that fires all sorts of fruit.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05- POP! - Yay!

0:01:05 > 0:01:06LAUGHTER

0:01:06 > 0:01:09- INTERVIEWER:- When you look at the house from here, what do you think?

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Well, I always think how beautiful it is.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15With the marshes behind, leading to the sea,

0:01:15 > 0:01:17it's a really special spot.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Throughout the spring and summer,

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Desmond relies on his cafe, cottages and crops

0:01:25 > 0:01:29to generate enough income to keep the farm afloat.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32So overall, it's probably about 15,000 down.

0:01:32 > 0:01:36But with his fruit and vegetable farm underperforming,

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Desmond is looking for new ways to make money...

0:01:39 > 0:01:41I mean, just like...

0:01:41 > 0:01:43how Glastonbury started.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45- GUNSHOT - Oh, my God.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46GUNSHOTS

0:01:46 > 0:01:49..while making the most of the start of the shooting season.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Edmund, well shot.

0:01:52 > 0:01:53I slowed him up.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58- Watch out for the thistles. - Oh, look.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00I've lived here all my life.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04I've probably got arrested development because I've never...

0:02:04 > 0:02:07I've never grown up properly because I've never moved away.

0:02:09 > 0:02:16This programme contains some strong language

0:02:30 > 0:02:33It's late summer and the barley on Wiveton Hall Farm

0:02:33 > 0:02:36is ready for harvest.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Look at that.

0:02:38 > 0:02:39It's a hell of a cut.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Look, in one go,

0:02:41 > 0:02:45all this straw will be chopped and ploughed in.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48It's the beginning of the August bank holiday

0:02:48 > 0:02:51and the last chance for the cafe to take advantage

0:02:51 > 0:02:52of the Norfolk tourist trade.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57I mean, I suppose it's a fact of life -

0:02:57 > 0:02:58we're all after revenue.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04Inland Revenue's after revenue, we're after revenue,

0:03:04 > 0:03:05you're after revenue.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10One wrap and an adult's pasta now coming.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13With the sun shining, the cafe is fully booked.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15- 41?- Yeah, two seconds, Richie.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17I've got other stuff going with it, mate.

0:03:17 > 0:03:21Business manager Kim is relying on the weather to hold out

0:03:21 > 0:03:23and provide a strong finish to the season.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26It's a crucial weekend because this is the time where

0:03:26 > 0:03:29we make the extra money.

0:03:29 > 0:03:30That's the cream on the top

0:03:30 > 0:03:33that gives us our extra profit at the end.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35So, yeah, it's quite crucial. And it quietens down.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Next week will be much quieter, children will be back at school.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42So after this weekend we're running out of time.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46I'm hoping that Bank Holiday Monday will be really busy

0:03:46 > 0:03:48but the forecast isn't great.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51It really is just the weather now that's our biggest enemy.

0:03:55 > 0:04:00Wiveton Hall Farm dates back to the 17th century.

0:04:00 > 0:04:04Desmond's family has been working the land here since 1944.

0:04:04 > 0:04:05COCK CROWS

0:04:08 > 0:04:10- Everything all right?- Yeah.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13The oldest living resident is Desmond's mother, Chloe,

0:04:13 > 0:04:15who will soon be turning 100.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20- You've got a birthday coming up. - Yes.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24I mean, it's quite a special birthday, isn't it?

0:04:24 > 0:04:28I mean, Queen Victoria was practically on the throne.

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Not quite.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33We've ordered a tent for it.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38- We thought we'd better push the boat out.- Yes.

0:04:44 > 0:04:48Chloe's centenary will be celebrated with a garden party

0:04:48 > 0:04:51with 120 friends and family attending.

0:04:51 > 0:04:55Who's that? Is that you? Granny, here, look.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58- That is me.- Mm.

0:04:58 > 0:05:0117-year-old granddaughter Isabel

0:05:01 > 0:05:04is putting together a photo board of Chloe's life.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07We can put them up in the tent so people can see what you

0:05:07 > 0:05:11- looked like when you were younger, for your birthday.- All right.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14That's rather a nice photograph.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17- How old were you?- Probably 18.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20She's going to be 100.

0:05:20 > 0:05:25I mean, she's never smoked but she drunk in moderation.

0:05:25 > 0:05:31She hasn't had the most exciting life but it hasn't gone too badly.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35That was watching the coronation.

0:05:35 > 0:05:40It's amazing how... How long she...

0:05:40 > 0:05:43She's been there.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45In the early 1970s,

0:05:45 > 0:05:50Chloe unexpectedly found herself in charge of Wiveton Hall Farm.

0:05:50 > 0:05:51There's my husband.

0:05:51 > 0:05:55Her mother, her father and her husband all died within two years

0:05:55 > 0:05:59of each other and it must have been very sad for her.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03And she could have easily sold this place but she didn't.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06You know, she knew I loved the place

0:06:06 > 0:06:09and it was a wonderful place for children to grow up in.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Probably why I've never done anything else,

0:06:12 > 0:06:14because it is a lovely, special place.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17- INTERVIEWER:- Do you think your mother now has any idea what it

0:06:17 > 0:06:18takes for you to keep this place going?

0:06:18 > 0:06:22Yeah, I don't think she... She doesn't sort of measure things.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24I did talk to her about profitability.

0:06:24 > 0:06:25She said, "What's that?"

0:06:29 > 0:06:33Despite the promising start to the bank holiday,

0:06:33 > 0:06:37the weather has turned and the cafe has taken a big hit.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41- Friday night was a beautiful evening.- Mm-hm.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Sunday lunch, breakfast and lunch, it rained

0:06:43 > 0:06:46and then yesterday was a complete wash-out.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49- It rained all day. - It was a torrent.- Mm.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51And we're so exposed.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55If it could be August, you could go out, and a northerly wind straight

0:06:55 > 0:06:58off the marsh, you could be on the bridge of a trawler or something.

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Mm.

0:06:59 > 0:07:04Salad blowing off your plate, on to the next bowl.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07Overall, I think we are...

0:07:07 > 0:07:10We're £6,000 down on...

0:07:10 > 0:07:13bank holiday week last year, which was a week earlier.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15- That's rather a lot of money.- Yeah.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18- But it was a week earlier and better weather.- 6,000 down.

0:07:21 > 0:07:26And August in total is £19,000 down on last year...

0:07:28 > 0:07:30- Oh, dear.- ..unfortunately.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32- INTERVIEWER:- Are you disappointed, Desmond,

0:07:32 > 0:07:34cos everyone's working so hard?

0:07:34 > 0:07:38Well, I mean, you can't be... I'm used to disappointment.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42You know, there's lots... Things don't... You know.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45You feel a bit foolish when you've worked quite as hard

0:07:45 > 0:07:48and at the end of the year if you don't make something worthwhile,

0:07:48 > 0:07:51and this is the year to be worthwhile.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53'Desmond's a typical entrepreneur.'

0:07:53 > 0:07:56He is trying very hard to diversify

0:07:56 > 0:08:00and keep a magnificent house going so, yeah,

0:08:00 > 0:08:04he's always looking for the next... Next plan to make some money.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07They are called The Corn Potato String Band and

0:08:07 > 0:08:11they are like bluegrass musicians

0:08:11 > 0:08:13and they come and tour in England.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14They're quite serious.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16I mean, they're very good musicians

0:08:16 > 0:08:20and sing old traditional songs and we've got them playing in the barn

0:08:20 > 0:08:22- in ten days' time.- Mm.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25- He looks the genuine article, that man in the middle.- He does.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26Well, they all do, really, don't they?

0:08:26 > 0:08:30They sing proper songs about country people having fun,

0:08:30 > 0:08:32often using...

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Involving dogs and...

0:08:36 > 0:08:40..chasing animals with curly tails.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48This weekend, over 100 friends and family will be

0:08:48 > 0:08:52descending on Wiveton Hall to celebrate Chloe's centenary.

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Hello?

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Good. Well done.

0:08:59 > 0:09:04Trying to create an artificial sense of tidiness in preparation

0:09:04 > 0:09:07for my mother's birthday party.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09And...

0:09:09 > 0:09:11people will think it's always this tidy.

0:09:13 > 0:09:18Oh, look. Mm. That's why they're amateurs. Look.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20No wonder we can't find the hedge clippers -

0:09:20 > 0:09:22they've been left on top of the hedge.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29This is one of my least favourite plants, the burr.

0:09:29 > 0:09:35It sticks on your clothes, on your tweed jacket, and never comes out.

0:09:36 > 0:09:41Despite that, it's rather beautiful at this time of year. Oh, my God.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44This is a naturalistic phenomenon.

0:09:44 > 0:09:50This is a long-eared bat that has flown into the burrs

0:09:50 > 0:09:51and got caught.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53What a way to go.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Do you see his ears?

0:09:55 > 0:09:57That is nature.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04We should play a tune by blowing down gun barrels.

0:10:04 > 0:10:09The next day, and Chloe is 100 years old.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13There has been a communication from the Palace.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15It really is.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18It's genuine, the 100th birthday.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21(I think if you look through there, you can see it.)

0:10:21 > 0:10:23- INTERVIEWER:- Could you show it to us?

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Well, I mean, you can creep up on it.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Look at that. Look.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34"I send you my congratulations and best wishes to you

0:10:34 > 0:10:36"on such a special occasion."

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Isn't that nice?

0:10:38 > 0:10:40What's on the front?

0:10:40 > 0:10:41Picture of the Queen.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46If you see anyone looking as though they need

0:10:46 > 0:10:50- what's nowadays called a comfort break...- Yeah?

0:10:50 > 0:10:52..men can just go in the bushes...

0:10:52 > 0:10:54LAUGHTER

0:10:54 > 0:10:55There's nothing wrong with that.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Just up there.

0:11:02 > 0:11:03I can't remember when,

0:11:03 > 0:11:06if her birthday's today or yesterday,

0:11:06 > 0:11:09and she didn't either so...

0:11:09 > 0:11:10that was quite funny.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Yes, yes, yes. She's never slumped to histrionics.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16As the final preparations are made,

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Desmond is putting the finishing touches

0:11:18 > 0:11:21to a speech honouring his mother.

0:11:21 > 0:11:26I've to say a few words so I must pay a little bit of attention and...

0:11:26 > 0:11:30attention and concentration is not one of my strong points,

0:11:30 > 0:11:34when there are a lot of more fun things to do, like scurry around.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39It's quite a celebration while she's living.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42It's awfully sad when you celebrate things when people are dead.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Well, we could do that as well.

0:11:44 > 0:11:50But she is actually living and firing on most cylinders...

0:11:51 > 0:11:52..despite being ancient.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Hello, how are you?

0:11:58 > 0:12:02Roberta used to be on the stage.

0:12:02 > 0:12:03Nice to see you.

0:12:03 > 0:12:07- I claim to actually be the person who's known her longest.- Yes.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11She was a very sophisticated, beautiful young women

0:12:11 > 0:12:16and I was an awkward, unconfident, rather fat child.

0:12:16 > 0:12:17Ah, I know.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19- She was so nice to me.- Yes.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22There's Mikey. This is Mikey, Jeremy's son.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26- INTERVIEWER:- Is everyone having a good time, do you think?

0:12:26 > 0:12:28- I think so, yes. - Is your mother having a good time?

0:12:28 > 0:12:31Ah. Oh, we mustn't forget about her.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Could you show my mother where she is sitting?

0:12:33 > 0:12:36Yes. Pride of place.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39- INTERVIEWER:- 100 is quite remarkable, isn't it?

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Very old.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Not many people make it to that age.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Can you imagine living here with Desmond at 100?

0:12:47 > 0:12:50I don't think Dad will make it to 100, to be honest.

0:12:51 > 0:12:52He's a bit porky.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01Thank you all for coming to celebrate

0:13:01 > 0:13:04Chloe's very special birthday.

0:13:04 > 0:13:09It's lovely looking out across what is normally sort of empty lawn

0:13:09 > 0:13:12with moles on it, and see you all here.

0:13:13 > 0:13:18For anyone who wants to live so long and so healthily,

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Chloe has a lot to teach them.

0:13:21 > 0:13:25She seems to know exactly what she thinks about situations and people

0:13:25 > 0:13:27and keeps most of it to herself.

0:13:27 > 0:13:28LAUGHTER

0:13:30 > 0:13:35After her mother, then her father, and then my father Michael

0:13:35 > 0:13:39all died within three years of each other in the early 1970s,

0:13:39 > 0:13:42it would have been a very normal thing to sell Wiveton

0:13:42 > 0:13:45and move to some sensible house and get rid of any problems.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Chloe never considered it.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50She persevered with selfless determination,

0:13:50 > 0:13:53for which I'm very grateful.

0:13:53 > 0:13:54APPLAUSE

0:13:55 > 0:14:00# Happy birthday, dear Chloe

0:14:00 > 0:14:05# Happy birthday to you. #

0:14:06 > 0:14:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Very good speech.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18After a disappointing summer for the farm cafe,

0:14:18 > 0:14:22Desmond is banking on the barn dance to bring in some extra revenue

0:14:22 > 0:14:24before the season is done.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26- Hello, Alexandra.- Hello, Desmond.

0:14:26 > 0:14:32This must be the office with the best view in the East of England.

0:14:32 > 0:14:33It is indeed.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37Now, two days, we've got the band coming.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Have we sold any tickets?

0:14:40 > 0:14:43- We've sold 33 tickets. - Have we?- Yeah.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45- We want to say 150 tickets, don't we?- Yeah.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47We will sell more tickets.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50- 150, do you think?- 120, definitely.

0:14:50 > 0:14:54- 150, 200.- 150.- All right.

0:14:54 > 0:14:58Because I'm wearing... I mean, getting into the...

0:14:58 > 0:15:00rock promotion mood.

0:15:00 > 0:15:04- OK.- I mean, it's...just like...

0:15:04 > 0:15:06how Glastonbury started.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12- INTERVIEWER:- Do you think this is a good venue?

0:15:12 > 0:15:16I think so. Lovely floor. Beautifully smooth floor.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19He's got the barn but before anyone can dance,

0:15:19 > 0:15:22seven tonnes of barley needs to be shifted.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34This is worth £200 a tonne.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36That's why we're being so

0:15:36 > 0:15:37penny-pinching.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41- INTERVIEWER:- So what will they do with this?

0:15:41 > 0:15:43They'll turn it into a bar.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47So they'll put some lighting in and then serve drinks from it.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50What do you think of all these little enterprises

0:15:50 > 0:15:51that Desmond does?

0:15:51 > 0:15:54I think they're good. It brings people here.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57It'd be a bit boring if we didn't do things like this.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59- Oh, hello.- Open.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Edmund and Isabel have been sent to the local village

0:16:01 > 0:16:03to drum up some interest.

0:16:03 > 0:16:07OK, cool. The Corn Potato String Band. They sound quite interesting.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Yeah, they're a bluegrass band from America.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12They're on a tour at the moment.

0:16:12 > 0:16:13- Great, yeah. Fantastic.- OK, cool.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15- Thank you.- Good luck, guys.- Bye.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19- Let's go home. - INTERVIEWER:- Have you had enough?

0:16:19 > 0:16:21- Yes.- Well, you want people to come to this thing.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23I'm bored of leafleting.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26I think round Norfolk it's hard to get a band

0:16:26 > 0:16:28and get loads of people to come, really.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31It's never going to make a fortune. I mean, £10 a ticket.

0:16:31 > 0:16:36Not that many people are really going to come.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38What would you do?

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Is there anything you would do differently?

0:16:40 > 0:16:43- Erm...- The fruit needs to be... - I think we should do more music.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45And we should have a festival.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48I think we should get rid of fruit and everything

0:16:48 > 0:16:49and just make it all nice fields.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Turn it to grass and have a festival.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54And then have a festival and call it Wivetonia

0:16:54 > 0:16:56and everyone would love it.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59That's what is going to happen in the future.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01No, I don't know, but I'll make it happen.

0:17:04 > 0:17:09September brings the end of the holiday season at Wiveton Hall

0:17:09 > 0:17:13but it also marks the beginning of the duck shooting season.

0:17:13 > 0:17:18- That's a very big spoon, Desmond. - Very big. Very useful.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22In the marshes, Desmond and Edmund

0:17:22 > 0:17:25are preparing for their first shoot of the year.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28- Go on. Jump in. - You want to see me stuck in there.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Just jump. Just jump, Dad. Jump in the hole.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34- I don't need to.- Go on, dad.

0:17:34 > 0:17:35STRIMMER WHIRS

0:17:37 > 0:17:41This is a hide for when you're shooting the ducks.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43You get in the barrel

0:17:43 > 0:17:45and so you just have your head just poking,

0:17:45 > 0:17:47just able to see over the top of the reeds

0:17:47 > 0:17:51when the duck is swirling around, you crouch down,

0:17:51 > 0:17:54and, as they think about landing, you try and shoot them.

0:17:56 > 0:18:01A sportsman doesn't want to get into a wet butt so you put a lid on top.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08And that's a lead for the disobedient dog.

0:18:11 > 0:18:15For Desmond, the duck pond is more than just a commercial venture.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17I love coming here,

0:18:17 > 0:18:21but I'm not as bloodthirsty as I was.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24What do you think has changed for you?

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Well, I mean, I do enjoy being out in the country.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29I like meeting country people,

0:18:29 > 0:18:30I like being with friends,

0:18:30 > 0:18:33whether they're from the country or not,

0:18:33 > 0:18:38and a lot of people share that participation.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40That hasn't changed at all.

0:18:40 > 0:18:41That's grown.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46When I used to go fishing with my grandfather...

0:18:48 > 0:18:51..I would say, "Thank you for taking me."

0:18:51 > 0:18:54And something like, "Pity we didn't catch anything."

0:18:54 > 0:18:57He said, "Never mind. Always nice to be by a river."

0:19:09 > 0:19:12Who is this totty?

0:19:12 > 0:19:14- It's completely wrong. - Completely wrong.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17Desmond's close friend Willie has arrived,

0:19:17 > 0:19:19ready to put the duck pond to the test.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Look at her.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Rather early in the year but it's a perfect evening.

0:19:23 > 0:19:28A perfect evening and a perfect evening's good wind blowing.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Don't like going when it's too still.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32The sound of the guns then booms out across the marsh,

0:19:32 > 0:19:35everything jumps up, everything's frightened.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38In a lot of wind, your guns don't sound a lot.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41- We are...- We're only... We're not trying to get a sackful.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44No, just getting enough to have a feed.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Sit. Wait. Don't misbehave.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Among the four-legged helpers are shoot veteran Teddy

0:19:50 > 0:19:56and Desmond's novice gundog Roly, who is starting his first season.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59- INTERVIEWER: - How do you think he'll do?

0:19:59 > 0:20:01We'll find out.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03See if Dad's training paid off.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05He's quite disobedient with Dad.

0:20:05 > 0:20:10He's good with other people, just not Dad.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Come in here. Roly! Roly! Come here.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15WHISTLING

0:20:15 > 0:20:16Come in here, will you?

0:20:16 > 0:20:18That wasn't very good.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Roly. Heel. Roly, come here.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Really badly behaved.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25See, this one is so well-behaved.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Come on. I can see it. Come on.

0:20:29 > 0:20:30WHISTLING

0:20:30 > 0:20:31Here.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Here. Heel.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38I'm not a natural dog handler.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41He's just young. He's just young.

0:20:42 > 0:20:47Full of beans. Look up over what's going on over here.

0:20:47 > 0:20:48Godwits.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53Let's get into position and then we'll shoot, OK?

0:20:53 > 0:20:54Come on. Up.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Roly. Up, here. Here.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Oh, you stupid fucking dog.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Here. Here. Come on.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Up. Up.

0:21:04 > 0:21:05Come on. Up.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Sit. Sit.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Sit and just don't make a noise, all right? Stay down.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14- ROLY WHINES - Stay there. Stay there.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18With the three men positioned in their separate hides,

0:21:18 > 0:21:22they must wait for the ducks to come to the pond for the evening.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Edmund, let them come in.

0:21:24 > 0:21:28Edmund's got his mask on. He's all prepared.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30He's very serious. He's young.

0:21:30 > 0:21:35He's the sort of sort one would want in the Army, defending your realm.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39Very, very keen. Willie as well, he's mad-keen.

0:21:39 > 0:21:43It's quite exciting. I just like coming out here.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46It's not considered shooting etiquette

0:21:46 > 0:21:47to take aim at a sitting duck.

0:21:47 > 0:21:51The sport comes with trying to hit the birds mid-flight.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53They like coming to this pond

0:21:53 > 0:21:57and so we choose a time of day when they might come and feed.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00Look, look, look. A big bunch of...

0:22:00 > 0:22:04Sit, please, Roly. Please, just sit.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07Oh, my Lord.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11Sit. Sit. OK?

0:22:11 > 0:22:14- ROLY WHINES - Sh! Sit. Sit, Roly.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Over here. It's a mallard. No. Or pigeons.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21I can't tell the difference now.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Eyesight's not what it was.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26Keep down, keep down, keep down.

0:22:26 > 0:22:30Keep down. Might be a shot. Might be a shot. Sh, sh.

0:22:32 > 0:22:33ROLY WHINES

0:22:33 > 0:22:34Sh!

0:22:36 > 0:22:37Just fuck off!

0:22:39 > 0:22:40- GUNSHOT - Oh, my God.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43GUNSHOTS

0:22:48 > 0:22:49GUNSHOT

0:22:49 > 0:22:52Look at that shot of his! Edmund, he's a bloody good shot.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56GUNSHOTS

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Edmund, well shot.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01I slowed him up.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04How many have you got to pick?

0:23:04 > 0:23:08One by the reeds, one in here which we shared.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11I might go and retrieve him.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12Sit.

0:23:12 > 0:23:13Stay there.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Every bird that is shot down must be retrieved,

0:23:16 > 0:23:18which is when the dogs get to work.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21Roly. Here, here, here.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Roly. Here. Roly!

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Roly, come on.

0:23:29 > 0:23:30Come on, get back. Get back.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34It's about this, the nature.

0:23:34 > 0:23:38You're so, sort of, completely surrounded by the nature.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41That's pretty wonderful, isn't it?

0:23:41 > 0:23:44And then the duck whirling in, swirling in,

0:23:44 > 0:23:47the great rattle of musketry

0:23:47 > 0:23:49and we've got dinner.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54We're shooting the things we love.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56That's a conundrum, isn't it?

0:23:56 > 0:23:58That's an odd thing.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00It's sort of contradictory but...

0:24:02 > 0:24:05..they're also terribly good with potatoes.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08They'll be delicious. They'll be delicious.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11This. A farmyard duck.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14What was he doing there?

0:24:14 > 0:24:17Trying to breed with the wild ones.

0:24:17 > 0:24:21Understandable, but there we are. He'll eat well.

0:24:21 > 0:24:22Now, this is a mallard.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25- We'll put these away. - Keep them cool.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28Put them in the fridge.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30And that's a teal.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Also very delicious.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34- Another mallard. - Another mallard.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37That's it.

0:24:44 > 0:24:48It's Friday and bluegrass music is on its way to Wiveton Hall

0:24:48 > 0:24:53as Desmond tries to make amends for poor bank holiday takings.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55We've got a lovely band from Detroit.

0:24:57 > 0:24:58That's the stage.

0:25:00 > 0:25:01You've got to start somewhere.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Beautiful floor, very good floor for dancing.

0:25:07 > 0:25:08It's all looking very good.

0:25:08 > 0:25:14I mean, if it's shoulder to shoulder in here in a couple of hours,

0:25:14 > 0:25:15we will be very happy.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21I'm just going off to find my band.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23My goodness!

0:25:23 > 0:25:24How are you?

0:25:24 > 0:25:28All the way from the United States, The Corn Potato String Band

0:25:28 > 0:25:31are expected to get the barn stomping.

0:25:31 > 0:25:32Have you been in England long?

0:25:32 > 0:25:34No, just a few days.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37- And everything is all right in Detroit?- Mm-hm.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39That's good. And are you from Detroit as well?

0:25:39 > 0:25:42- No, I live in New Hampshire. - Oh, that's interesting.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45That's one of the few bits of the States I've been to

0:25:45 > 0:25:48and I went hunting, actually, with a man called Homer.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50Oh, right.

0:25:50 > 0:25:54Homer, I didn't think was a normal name, until I went there.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56There, of course, everyone knows a Homer.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01I'm sure it will go well, it's a nice evening,

0:26:01 > 0:26:02so I think lots will come.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04BAND TUNES UP

0:26:04 > 0:26:06You've got the whole, kind of, country theme going on?

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Oh, it's country, yes.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11I always say, "If it ain't country, it ain't music."

0:26:14 > 0:26:17FIDDLE PLAYS UPBEAT INTRODUCTION

0:26:25 > 0:26:27Advanced bookings may have been slow,

0:26:27 > 0:26:30but the weather has been kind to Desmond

0:26:30 > 0:26:32and nearly 120 tickets have been sold.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36Get yourself a partner and get on the floor!

0:26:36 > 0:26:38We're going to do a little dancing.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42Circle right.

0:26:45 > 0:26:49Farmers have been encouraged to diversify for quite a long time now

0:26:49 > 0:26:54and it's this diversification, the Wiveton way.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00Round and round we go.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04THEY SING

0:27:07 > 0:27:10Left to the opposite one, once around...

0:27:10 > 0:27:12Are you enjoying yourself?

0:27:12 > 0:27:14Yes, I have enjoyed it, yes.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17I think it's been a success and the band are marvellous.

0:27:18 > 0:27:21But it's quite clear that the Norfolk inhabitants

0:27:21 > 0:27:24need to improve their American dancing techniques.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26All the way down, all the way down!

0:27:28 > 0:27:30But I think they've got the hang of it by the end

0:27:30 > 0:27:33and so nice so many people are here.

0:27:33 > 0:27:34I don't know who they are.

0:27:38 > 0:27:39So it's all been good.

0:27:39 > 0:27:42CHEERING

0:27:53 > 0:27:54Rather a pretty girl coming.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56Oh, yes?

0:27:56 > 0:27:58Look at that. That's astonishing!

0:28:00 > 0:28:03Dad is obsessed, he's verging on pyromaniac.

0:28:03 > 0:28:05Wow!

0:28:05 > 0:28:07Look, that's nice.

0:28:07 > 0:28:08Hey!

0:28:09 > 0:28:11Oh, my God!

0:28:11 > 0:28:13That is very keen.

0:28:13 > 0:28:14Oh, so is Edmund.

0:28:14 > 0:28:16Ooh!