The Great British Outdoors

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03Look out the window.

0:00:03 > 0:00:05Go on. What's out there?

0:00:05 > 0:00:10Buildings, probably. Traffic. More buildings.

0:00:10 > 0:00:15But look further, beyond all that,

0:00:15 > 0:00:18beyond the urban sprawl.

0:00:18 > 0:00:20Even beyond the suburbs.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Yeah, there.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31That's it.

0:00:31 > 0:00:35Fields, hills, forests.

0:00:35 > 0:00:39All that damp, green, cold, muddy stuff.

0:00:39 > 0:00:49Perfect for walking, fishing, climbing, cycling and picnics.

0:00:51 > 0:00:55So get your cagoules on people, because that's where we're going.

0:00:55 > 0:00:59Welcome to the Great British Outdoors.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28We love the great outdoors.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31We can't wait to get out in it.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Sun on our faces,

0:01:35 > 0:01:40air in our lungs, the springy mountain turf beneath our feet.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46The promise of an eagle soaring overhead...

0:01:47 > 0:01:52Hang on a minute! We haven't thought this through.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54This is Britain.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02What we actually get is rain and midges,

0:02:02 > 0:02:04barbed wire,

0:02:04 > 0:02:07angry landowners,

0:02:07 > 0:02:11rain, more rain,

0:02:11 > 0:02:13naturists,

0:02:13 > 0:02:15morris dancers,

0:02:15 > 0:02:17rain and mud.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Lots and lots of mud.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Jolly John Betjeman loved all this stuff.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33"All put your macs on, run for shelter fast,

0:02:33 > 0:02:36"crouch where you like until it's fine again.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39"Holiday cheerfulness is unsurpassed.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43"Why be put out by healthy English rain?

0:02:43 > 0:02:45"Are we downhearted?

0:02:45 > 0:02:51"No, we're happy still! We came here to enjoy ourselves, and we will!"

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Or as Will Shakespeare had it -

0:02:56 > 0:03:00"One touch of nature makes the whole world kin".

0:03:01 > 0:03:05Maybe that's why we do it. I mean really, what's in it for us?

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Every year, millions of us head for the British countryside.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10It's cheaper, easier

0:03:10 > 0:03:15and warmer to holiday abroad, lie on the beach and eat home-made pasta.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Instead, we spend a fortune to get damp and eat tinned ravioli.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22What is it about the British that drives us to do this?

0:03:22 > 0:03:26To feel we have to prove something, suffer a bit?

0:03:26 > 0:03:29That maybe scraping the skin off our knees and eating like students will

0:03:29 > 0:03:33make us healthier, happier, closer to nature?

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Who wants to be close to nature anyway?

0:03:35 > 0:03:38How the heck did this all start?

0:03:42 > 0:03:47Having lived, struggled, frozen and died outside for thousands of years,

0:03:47 > 0:03:51we quite sensibly forgot all about it once we had a cave to huddle in.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55Then, when all the caves were full and stank to high heaven,

0:03:55 > 0:03:57someone invented houses.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00And along with a house came a door.

0:04:00 > 0:04:04This door must have been there for at least 400 years.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07At a stroke, the Great British Indoors was born.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11And everything else, by default, became the Great British Outdoors.

0:04:14 > 0:04:19Then, in the late 18th century, the Industrial Revolution happened

0:04:19 > 0:04:22and we spent all our time in dark factories, where we could develop

0:04:22 > 0:04:27exciting new hobbies like rickets and emphysema.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31Even if people had wanted to go out for a bit of a walk, they couldn't.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Most of them didn't have money, leisure time or shoes.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37For those few that did, there were no cars, no buses,

0:04:37 > 0:04:41no roads, no railways and no B&Bs.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47None of that mattered anyway, because while everyone was indoors,

0:04:47 > 0:04:51the whole country had been stitched up by wealthy landowners so they

0:04:51 > 0:04:55could carry out the essential work of hunting, riding around to check

0:04:55 > 0:04:58if anyone had stolen their land, and getting richer.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02Then one day, a romantic poet noticed a hill, went

0:05:02 > 0:05:05for a walk up it and wrote this -

0:05:17 > 0:05:23Suddenly, the outdoors was A GOOD THING.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25# Let's go outside

0:05:25 > 0:05:28# In the sunshine

0:05:28 > 0:05:31# I know you want to but you can't say yes

0:05:31 > 0:05:34# Let's go outside, let's go outside

0:05:34 > 0:05:38# In the moonshine, take me to the places that I love best. #

0:05:40 > 0:05:44Gradually, the idea took root that hauling your sorry backside up

0:05:44 > 0:05:48a mountain in the snow was good for you, physically and spiritually.

0:05:50 > 0:05:54The fact there was a lovely view from the top was by the by.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Nowadays the view from the top is the bit that matters, but we've

0:05:57 > 0:06:01never quite managed to shake off the sense that this is good for us,

0:06:01 > 0:06:04that sleeping next to a vole or wiping your arse with a dock leaf is

0:06:04 > 0:06:08going to make us stronger, happier, better.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11So, here we are. In a field.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Camping.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Cunningham Camp was the first

0:06:20 > 0:06:27campsite in Britain and opened in 1894, and was for men only.

0:06:27 > 0:06:32Just to ram the point home, it was actually on the Isle of Man.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34600 blokes turned up every week.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37It was like a big festival...

0:06:37 > 0:06:39of men.

0:06:39 > 0:06:44Only teetotallers were allowed, and the other selling points were -

0:06:44 > 0:06:46tepid water, free lantern slides

0:06:46 > 0:06:50and a professional orchestra playing during every meal.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53It was like Glastonbury without the hangover, or stilt-walkers.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06By the 1960s, camping was king.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08More people spent their holidays

0:07:08 > 0:07:10under canvas than in boarding houses,

0:07:10 > 0:07:14which tells you how grim those boarding houses must have been.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Tents are a shapeless tangle

0:07:19 > 0:07:23of ropes, poles and fabric, that transform into a cold,

0:07:23 > 0:07:27damp and uncomfortable place in which to get very little sleep.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Any form of accommodation that requires the use of a mallet

0:07:30 > 0:07:32before you can go to bed can't be right, can it?

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Over the years, various attempts have been made

0:07:37 > 0:07:40to make tents a bit less... rubbish.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43None of them have succeeded.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Back then potential buyers were seduced by

0:07:46 > 0:07:49the association of camping with nookie.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53It's often pretty cold on the beach, but this transparent solarium

0:07:53 > 0:07:57allows over 80% of the sun's ultraviolet rays to reach the body.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03But, like everything wrapped in polythene, you can look at the goods

0:08:03 > 0:08:04but you can't always touch 'em.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Now, out of that sleeping bag and start the day with a shower.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15He'll need one after this.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Camping certainly doesn't lack interest - you never know what

0:08:20 > 0:08:23you'll find under the groundsheet.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28She seems to have found something...

0:08:35 > 0:08:39Now you know what's meant by loitering within tent.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Anyway, you've dodged the clowns and finally bought a tent.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44You're out there.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Good morning. Did you sleep well?

0:08:51 > 0:08:53No, of course you didn't.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57But that's not the point, is it?

0:08:57 > 0:09:00The point is we're outdoors.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Rise and shine, it's...

0:09:03 > 0:09:06quarter past four?!

0:09:10 > 0:09:13That's, er, hot water, right?

0:09:14 > 0:09:17No, it's not, is it?

0:09:19 > 0:09:25Oh! Oooh, blimey!

0:09:27 > 0:09:29As a way of waking up,

0:09:29 > 0:09:32this ranks just below having your door kicked in by Special Branch.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Oooh!

0:09:39 > 0:09:42I prefer being woken up by room service delivering

0:09:42 > 0:09:45breakfast about eleven o'clock.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51Where is breakfast served, by the way?

0:09:51 > 0:09:55Ah, out in the field. Of course.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57So what are we having?

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Eggs, and eggs,

0:09:59 > 0:10:02and more eggs...

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Bacon! Ho ho ho!

0:10:05 > 0:10:07That's more like it.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11One of the really great joys of camping is the open air cooking.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14The most delicious smells mingle and fill the air.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28And all this without a kitchen.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30- Hey, you didn't break the eggs! - Ha ha ha!

0:10:30 > 0:10:34- Cheek!- But that didn't stop us wanting to take one with us.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37So here we are, kids, let John and Peter tell you

0:10:37 > 0:10:40all about camping accessories.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42You make think it looks just like an ordinary roof

0:10:42 > 0:10:44rack, but just watch this. Johnny, will you give me a hand to unload?

0:10:46 > 0:10:49Right, off now. Place it on the ground,

0:10:49 > 0:10:51tip it up

0:10:51 > 0:10:54and hey presto! It's a set of shelves.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57And the sink just drops nicely into there.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01And then on top of that you have a water container which just goes

0:11:01 > 0:11:05on there, and by turning a tap you've got constant running water.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Ha! You're not fooling anyone, mate.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10That's not a kitchen; it's a roof rack with a bucket.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12If you're going camping you've got to camp in comfort, haven't you?

0:11:12 > 0:11:16- I reckon so.- Even with all this paraphernalia, for many people

0:11:16 > 0:11:20camping felt a bit too much like holidaying in the Crimean War.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22They didn't want trench foot and hypothermia.

0:11:22 > 0:11:27They wanted net curtains and mattresses. They wanted walls.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Over a million British households own a caravan

0:12:00 > 0:12:04which let them take a little piece of suburbia with them on holiday.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08A few days by the sea is a thing tackled by different people

0:12:08 > 0:12:10in different ways.

0:12:10 > 0:12:14To some it is panic-stricken rush to the railway station with

0:12:14 > 0:12:15bulging suitcases.

0:12:15 > 0:12:19To others it is a car crammed with buckets, spades and fretful children.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22But to many a modern young couple,

0:12:22 > 0:12:24the trip seems to be simplicity itself.

0:12:27 > 0:12:32The caravan, built at Emsworth, Hampshire is not complicated.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Even a moron, mechanically-speaking, can fix it up in a matter of minutes.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37And it provides comfortable accommodation

0:12:37 > 0:12:39for two adults and a child.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42It's vital statistics when raised are 6ft, 6" high,

0:12:42 > 0:12:466ft, 6" long, and 4ft 9" wide.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49In other words, it's tiny.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52I'd have brought one of these instead.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55It's something of a caravan and something

0:12:55 > 0:12:59of a car. In fact, the Homecruiser is a clever combination of both.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Thanks to a special device you can raise the roof,

0:13:01 > 0:13:03then you see the plushy interior.

0:13:03 > 0:13:07In fact, every mod con just behind the driving seat.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Yes, a self-contained house on four wheels. And at home everyone likes

0:13:09 > 0:13:12privacy, especially at bathtime.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Just a step to the bathroom.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16And this saucy little sales film would have definitely sealed

0:13:16 > 0:13:18the deal for me.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Yes, it looks an interesting set-up.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Coach work's good, too.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35Hey, hey! Do you mind?

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Nice accessories, though.

0:13:39 > 0:13:43This man is so fed up with his caravan,

0:13:43 > 0:13:45he's pushing it into the river.

0:13:45 > 0:13:49Oh, sorry, mate, it's amphibious. Nice try.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52If you're contemplating regular river holidays in this fashion a bottle of

0:13:52 > 0:13:55champagne each time can be expensive, so Alan and Ron get used to launching

0:13:55 > 0:13:57her without the usual trimmings.

0:13:59 > 0:14:03And if you think you've seen it all, just see how adaptable that home

0:14:03 > 0:14:07on wheels, or rather waves, can be, because in this amphibious trailer

0:14:07 > 0:14:12you set sail in a holiday house that floats.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15The camping and caravanning boom of the '60s

0:14:15 > 0:14:21also coincided with the Golden Age of another Great British obsession -

0:14:21 > 0:14:23things that fold away.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53This is a folding caravan. They're becoming very popular with a lot of

0:14:53 > 0:14:55people for a number of reasons.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Right, well, this is the little

0:14:57 > 0:15:01caravan that I've decided to buy after a year's research in looking

0:15:01 > 0:15:04at caravans, because it is the only caravan I've found that suits

0:15:04 > 0:15:08my purposes admirably for when away on location, for example,

0:15:08 > 0:15:11so you can use it as a place to get out of the rain and keep warm.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13It folds down absolutely flat

0:15:13 > 0:15:16into a very small trailer, and it doesn't need 21st century

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Doctor Who magic to so, in fact it only takes about 11 seconds.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22So, if you'll excuse me a minute, we'll have a go.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47How's that? 11 seconds!

0:15:47 > 0:15:4911? No, it's not.

0:15:49 > 0:15:53That's 22 seconds, actually, Doctor. You're meant to be a Time Lord.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56Huh, you don't get that with David Tennant.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59But not everyone loves caravans.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02Even old Betjo had a pop.

0:16:02 > 0:16:07"Where yonder villa hogs the sea was open cliff to you and me

0:16:07 > 0:16:12"The many-coloured caras fill the salty marsh to Shilla Mill,

0:16:12 > 0:16:17"And foreground to the hanging wood, are toilets, where the cattle stood."

0:16:17 > 0:16:20What you're trying to say, John, is "get off my scenery".

0:16:20 > 0:16:24And he calls them "caras" to make it scan. That's cheating.

0:16:24 > 0:16:30"Perhaps one day a wave will break, Before the breakfaster awake,

0:16:30 > 0:16:36"And sweep the caras out to sea, The oil, the tar, and you and me,

0:16:36 > 0:16:42"And leave in windy, criss-cross motion, A waste of undulating ocean."

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Let it go, John.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50But campers really look down on caravans.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52For a start, they've got doors.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54You can't be outdoors if you've got a door!

0:16:54 > 0:16:59They've got heating, electricity, toilets, televisions...

0:16:59 > 0:17:02What happened to the suffering, mmm?

0:17:02 > 0:17:06But frankly, the campers should put a sock in it.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08After all, they're not having the real wilderness

0:17:08 > 0:17:11experience they think they are.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14If you want to know what it's like with all the creatures

0:17:14 > 0:17:18and none of the comforts, here's ex-Blue Peter presenter,

0:17:18 > 0:17:20the former Chief Scout, Peter Duncan.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23He's taken up the challenge to spend a week living in the wild

0:17:23 > 0:17:28with just a bit of help from survival expert, Lofty Wiseman.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31- That's home for a few days, is it? - Yeah. You want me to lead the way?

0:17:31 > 0:17:33- I think so,- Here we go then.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37Has it got an outside toilet?

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Erm, I think so.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43Lots of sticks for the shelter.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45- That's it.- Lovely, smashing.

0:17:49 > 0:17:53So we sleep on top of that?

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Lovely.

0:17:55 > 0:17:59So, there you are, the real deal.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03Right, come on, we can't sit around this campsite all day.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05What do you mean, "we can"?

0:18:05 > 0:18:09Well, we're not going to. We're not here to enjoy ourselves, remember.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11We've got things to do.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18I quite fancy a walk,

0:18:19 > 0:18:21but that's not outdoors enough.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24I'm going to have to go for a ramble instead.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34But rambling's no walk in the park.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36You need boots.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Serious boots...

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Good quality leather boots and shoes with reasonably stout soles, the feet

0:18:41 > 0:18:43encased in woollen, are the order.

0:18:43 > 0:18:47A few light hob nails are an advantage, even for easy walking.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50And don't wear silkstocking, says Tom Stevenson, open-air

0:18:50 > 0:18:52correspondent of the Daily Herald.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56Well, that's the boots sorted what else do we need?

0:18:56 > 0:19:03Woollen sweater, preferably the sort that mother makes, silk cravat,

0:19:03 > 0:19:09and a long-skirted wind jacket made like a lot of pockets sewn together.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14Countrymen can't have too many pockets.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17I favour a heavy, green,

0:19:17 > 0:19:22water-proof jacket, worn by the Norwegian cod fishers in the Arctic,

0:19:22 > 0:19:26which has over-trousers, also waterproof, you can wear with it.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33So that's hobnailed boots, a silk cravat, trousers from

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Norway, jumpers from mother...

0:19:35 > 0:19:40Oh, there's something missing, er, a nice gun, maybe?

0:19:40 > 0:19:44So we're all dressed up and ready to go!

0:19:47 > 0:19:50American cardiologist Paul Dudley White thought that...

0:20:01 > 0:20:04Right, Paul. Let's ramble.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07We're free to wander where we like, aren't we?

0:20:07 > 0:20:10Er, no.

0:20:12 > 0:20:16Most open countryside was and still is private land.

0:20:16 > 0:20:20The likes of you and me had to keeps our grubby boots off it.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22They might not look like it, but this lot were

0:20:22 > 0:20:25the frontline troops in a class war.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29This is Kinder Scout in the Peak District.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Nice, isn't it?

0:20:31 > 0:20:34It's owned by the local duke, and he thought so, too.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Back in 1932, the British Workers

0:20:36 > 0:20:40Sports Federation staged a mass trespass here and threatened

0:20:40 > 0:20:44to overthrow the established order simply by going for a walk.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49They're all there, these ramblers. Tall and short,

0:20:49 > 0:20:53fat and lean, some in shorts, some in kilts and some in their Sunday best.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55They've all come here to make their protest.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Still they come, there's many a stout soul going over the hill.

0:20:58 > 0:21:02They soon came face to face with the duke's gamekeepers.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05There was a bit of argy-bargy, and some of the ramblers found

0:21:05 > 0:21:09themselves back indoors at Her Majesty's pleasure.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14But the rambling genie was out of the bottle.

0:21:14 > 0:21:19Whether dukes and landowners liked it or not, change was on the way.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22In postwar Britain, the public were heading for the hills in their

0:21:22 > 0:21:25thousands, but they needed to behave themselves out there.

0:21:25 > 0:21:30They needed a code. Fortunately, the Country Code was easy to crack.

0:21:30 > 0:21:35There's a nice line of conduct amongst ramblers which makes a jaunt

0:21:35 > 0:21:38enjoyable not only for themselves but for those who come after.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Shutting gates and keeping to the path are two little points

0:21:41 > 0:21:45in the rambler's code which should always be observed. Take notice.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48Oh, Joe, I have enjoyed our country walk.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51Yes, we've come a long way, Petunia.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54Look, you can see our tracks right across that yellow cornfield.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57Oh, yes! It's ever so nice in this field.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59But I'm glad those cows have gone.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02They've taken themselves off for a walk down t'road.

0:22:02 > 0:22:06- Look, through that gate I opened, the one marked private.- Oh, yes.

0:22:06 > 0:22:10The hedges and walls in the country aren't just for decoration.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12They're functional ones to keep sheep

0:22:12 > 0:22:15and cattle safe and away from all the crops the farmer grows.

0:22:15 > 0:22:18Our little Bingo is having a lovely time

0:22:18 > 0:22:19playing with those sheep.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21The exercise will do him good.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27Most dogs enjoy a day in the country.

0:22:30 > 0:22:34But their exuberance isn't always appreciated by the locals.

0:22:34 > 0:22:38Do you know, there's a farmer down there with a purple face?

0:22:38 > 0:22:41I expect it's all that sun and the open-air life, Joe.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Now he's doing one of those country dances.

0:22:43 > 0:22:47- Well, I don't think he looks very friendly.- Maybe you're right.

0:22:47 > 0:22:48It can't be anything we've done.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50No.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52The Country Code can only do so much.

0:22:52 > 0:22:56Decades after Kinder Scout, there's still the odd bit of argy-bargy

0:22:56 > 0:22:58- out there.- You get on that road there.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00I'm going here.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Over my dead body. There is no foot road

0:23:02 > 0:23:05where you cut a hole in the hedge.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08There has never been a foot road in that field.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10When did you see me cut this?

0:23:10 > 0:23:13- Last time you was here.- You didn't. - I did, you big liar.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Let her go, then.

0:23:15 > 0:23:19Go on. There's a road there.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Go on, get up that road.

0:23:21 > 0:23:25Oh, there must be a solution to all this aggravation.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28I know, let's go and kill things.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Hunting. Shooting.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36Fishing.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38They all have their rallying cries.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41Hunting - Tally Ho!

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Shooting - Pull!

0:23:46 > 0:23:48And fishing...

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Ssssh.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56Man invented hunting out of necessity in the Iron Age

0:23:56 > 0:24:01when fast food was really nippy. We had to chase everything we ate

0:24:01 > 0:24:05until we invented fencing to keep our dinner in one place.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09But we've developed a taste for the chase and started hunting stuff

0:24:09 > 0:24:11we couldn't even eat.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Not big things like Buffalo.

0:24:13 > 0:24:14We didn't have any of them.

0:24:14 > 0:24:18We had little things like foxes.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23There's nothing like hunting after Christmas

0:24:23 > 0:24:26and in this case hounds met at Tunbridge Wells, the pack,

0:24:26 > 0:24:28you know. Met plenty of friends, by the look of it.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Of course, however well you did at Christmas,

0:24:35 > 0:24:38there's no harm in a stirrup cup. Hair of the hound that bit you, what?

0:24:41 > 0:24:44When it comes to looking beautiful,

0:24:44 > 0:24:47hunting has an unfair advantage over other sports.

0:24:47 > 0:24:51To begin with there's no such thing as an ugly horse.

0:24:51 > 0:24:55And the people who go hunting can dress themselves in a splendid pink

0:24:55 > 0:25:00that almost persuades you there's no such thing as an ugly man, either.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Hunting needs its own kit, of course.

0:25:07 > 0:25:12You need horses, hounds, ridiculous outfits,

0:25:12 > 0:25:18posh accents, loads and loads of land, and some peasants.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20And who had all these things?

0:25:20 > 0:25:24Well, the upper classes. Fancy that.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38Bouncing about on the back of a horse has an effect on

0:25:38 > 0:25:44the glands, and I think that hunting makes people rather highly sexed.

0:25:46 > 0:25:50Yoiks! Tally-ho! Doing plenty of that clears the throat, what?

0:25:50 > 0:25:54Tally-ho, gone away.

0:25:54 > 0:25:55Packs streaming out

0:25:55 > 0:26:00across the fields, thundering hooves, the thin, high note of the horn,

0:26:00 > 0:26:04the whole atmosphere of a medieval tapestry brought to life.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07You have to admit that hunting has got something that,

0:26:07 > 0:26:10say, golf hasn't got.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13The peasants were allowed to join in the fun doing things like

0:26:13 > 0:26:14picking up hats.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20Oh, it's great fun.

0:26:20 > 0:26:24- What's in it for the fox?- The fox isn't in the least vindictive.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27He knows that when he's chased by heaps of horses and dozens of dogs,

0:26:27 > 0:26:31it's fine sport, and a good time is had by all.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33Oh, yes.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35As the day draws to a close, the huntsmen show the local kids

0:26:35 > 0:26:38a good time, too.

0:26:38 > 0:26:42It's not until the evening that the fun really begins. Then they take

0:26:42 > 0:26:44a pile of pennies and turn them over the fire into hot pennies,

0:26:44 > 0:26:46and really hot. Then the ladies of the hunt throw

0:26:46 > 0:26:48them down to the waiting children.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51The first boy or girl who can hold one can keep it.

0:26:51 > 0:26:52And would you believe it?

0:26:52 > 0:26:55The kids think it more fun than the hunt.

0:26:57 > 0:27:02Fishing is altogether more sedate and doesn't involve hot metal.

0:27:05 > 0:27:103 million of us regularly huddle on riverbanks and piers to do it.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12As an unknown fisherman once said...

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Look at them, eh, sitting in the rain like

0:27:25 > 0:27:27cats looking at a goldfish bowl.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33Fox hunting might be bloodthirsty and cruel,

0:27:33 > 0:27:36but it's a bit livelier than this.

0:27:39 > 0:27:41Oh, that's not very big.

0:27:41 > 0:27:45How long is a piece of string?

0:27:45 > 0:27:50Still, at least with fishing you can eat what you catch.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53Which reminds me, I'm hungry.

0:28:02 > 0:28:05Isn't it odd how camp food always tastes so good?

0:28:05 > 0:28:09Black and burnt sausages, tea with grass floating in it, stew

0:28:09 > 0:28:12that looks like nothing on earth, and they're all marvellous when

0:28:12 > 0:28:15you've cooked it yourself on a paraffin stove or on a camp fire.

0:28:16 > 0:28:19I like it better when there's a hamper involved.

0:28:22 > 0:28:25Oh, there's something about

0:28:25 > 0:28:30the picnic because you know what picnics are...

0:28:30 > 0:28:32Oh, no, that's sailors.

0:28:32 > 0:28:33But you know what I mean.

0:28:39 > 0:28:42Picnics conjure up memories of meadows,

0:28:42 > 0:28:46rolling fields, butterflies, flowers in a gentle breeze.

0:28:47 > 0:28:49A comfy blanket.

0:28:51 > 0:28:53There's a wasp! There's there wasp!

0:28:53 > 0:28:57Get it off me! Get it off! Hang on, that's a cow pat.

0:28:57 > 0:29:02- THUNDER RUMBLES - Oh, bloody hell.

0:29:02 > 0:29:03How does that work?

0:29:06 > 0:29:08Oh, it's that one.

0:29:12 > 0:29:16Oh, well, at least we've got some proper grub.

0:29:16 > 0:29:19Lovely summer weather makes you want to spend long days in the country,

0:29:19 > 0:29:22but does your husband grouse because the picnic food you give him isn't

0:29:22 > 0:29:25as appetising as the meals prepared in your kitchen?

0:29:25 > 0:29:27If he does, perhaps it's your own fault.

0:29:27 > 0:29:29This little lady's picnic dishes

0:29:29 > 0:29:32are guaranteed to make the most hardened gourmet's mouth water.

0:29:32 > 0:29:33Little baskets can be made out of cucumbers.

0:29:33 > 0:29:36There's a tremendous scope for imagination with regards

0:29:36 > 0:29:39to the filling, but just to give you an idea, what about a mixture

0:29:39 > 0:29:42of grated cheese with mayonnaise with perhaps a little flavouring?

0:29:42 > 0:29:45We don't suggest you can use the basket to do your shopping

0:29:45 > 0:29:49when you've eaten the inside, but they do look neat, don't they?

0:29:49 > 0:29:52It's a picnic, love. Can you knock up some sausage rolls?

0:29:52 > 0:29:53Sausage rolls are easy.

0:29:53 > 0:29:56When you've made the pastry, put the meat in.

0:29:56 > 0:29:59It's a good idea to pace the edges with beaten up eggs.

0:29:59 > 0:30:01The rolls should be done in about 10 minutes.

0:30:01 > 0:30:03No wonder our cook looks pleased.

0:30:03 > 0:30:06She's made a really appetising picnic lunch, and so can you if you try.

0:30:06 > 0:30:10Of course, we've got Gregg's for that now.

0:30:12 > 0:30:16Being British, we can take the fun out of anything, even picnics.

0:30:16 > 0:30:18Let's take a peep at the picnic of the future.

0:30:18 > 0:30:22Tomorrow's hikers are carrying all they need for a good, hot meal.

0:30:22 > 0:30:25The secret is all in a few small tins.

0:30:25 > 0:30:27There's not even a tin opener to get left behind,

0:30:27 > 0:30:29and everything is dehydrated.

0:30:29 > 0:30:31In a little while, those handfuls of dehydrated food will

0:30:31 > 0:30:35have absorbed enough water to bring them back to their original form.

0:30:38 > 0:30:41Dinner is served. Two lovely platefuls of meat and three veg,

0:30:41 > 0:30:45looking as fresh as if they'd never seen a tin in their life.

0:30:45 > 0:30:48They eat better than that on a space shuttle.

0:30:48 > 0:30:50Perhaps you too will be enjoying the picnic of the future in a year

0:30:50 > 0:30:52or two. Who knows?

0:30:55 > 0:30:57The crucial thing about getting

0:30:57 > 0:31:00a proper British picnic right is to choose your spot.

0:31:00 > 0:31:02You want somewhere scenic

0:31:02 > 0:31:06and relaxing yet not too far from the road.

0:31:09 > 0:31:10Let's get back to Peter Duncan.

0:31:10 > 0:31:12It's no picnic for him.

0:31:12 > 0:31:14Hey, we've got sausage rolls, mate.

0:31:14 > 0:31:17- What are you having? - I was so hungry.

0:31:17 > 0:31:20'Food was becoming an obsession.

0:31:20 > 0:31:25'This was the first of many strange foods I was to eat. Bulrushes.'

0:31:25 > 0:31:29It's full of protein, so if you can get seeds, it's excellent to eat.

0:31:29 > 0:31:32This is stinging nettle. It's particularly useful.

0:31:32 > 0:31:34This is like spinach. Full of vitamins and minerals.

0:31:34 > 0:31:36Knowing what to eat is one thing.

0:31:36 > 0:31:38Actually eating it is another.

0:31:40 > 0:31:42OK, mussels.

0:31:42 > 0:31:44What you've got to make sure, once the tide's gone out,

0:31:44 > 0:31:46all this stuff here, they're all dead 'uns, obviously.

0:31:46 > 0:31:52Anything still clinging that's firmly closed, OK, pick them.

0:31:52 > 0:31:55Still anchored, that's good to eat.

0:31:55 > 0:31:58We're going to boil that up, and it's really nutritious.

0:31:58 > 0:32:01There's no poisonous seaweeds, but some have irritating hairs.

0:32:01 > 0:32:06It didn't look very nourishing but it was my best meal for six days.

0:32:08 > 0:32:11Where did you find that?

0:32:14 > 0:32:16Seafood.

0:32:16 > 0:32:20In fairness to Gregg's, they wouldn't sell you that.

0:32:22 > 0:32:25And when you finish your picnic, the best thing to do with all the litter

0:32:25 > 0:32:30is leave it behind. Well, otherwise it wouldn't be litter, would it?

0:32:30 > 0:32:33The British devotion to litter makes us the envy of the world.

0:32:33 > 0:32:36Who else would take an old mattress halfway up

0:32:36 > 0:32:38a mountainside to dump it?

0:32:38 > 0:32:41That sort of thing takes commitment.

0:32:41 > 0:32:44They were just wondering whether to take their litter home or leave it

0:32:44 > 0:32:46under a convenient boulder.

0:32:47 > 0:32:50They've found the answer.

0:32:50 > 0:32:53Nowadays we just get told to Keep Britain Tidy.

0:32:53 > 0:32:57But in the 1930s, the Chew Valley moor wardens had a more medieval

0:32:57 > 0:32:59solution to the litter lout.

0:33:03 > 0:33:08The moor wardens' movement, which began about a year ago,

0:33:10 > 0:33:13is solely and entirely

0:33:13 > 0:33:15an educational movement.

0:33:15 > 0:33:20We're going to symbolise our movement by taking the litter lout

0:33:20 > 0:33:22hanging there on the gibbet.

0:33:22 > 0:33:25We're going to bring him down here in the place of judgment

0:33:25 > 0:33:27and we're going to burn him.

0:33:33 > 0:33:35I hope they cleared that lot up when they'd done.

0:33:37 > 0:33:40Anyway, no time for hanging around.

0:33:40 > 0:33:45Get that litter in the bin. We've got more stuff to do - rugged stuff.

0:33:52 > 0:33:54There's something about the great outdoors that compels

0:33:54 > 0:33:59adults to dress children in uniforms and make them do something intrepid.

0:34:08 > 0:34:12Robert Baden Powell came up with this idea when he noticed that other

0:34:12 > 0:34:14countries had healthier soldiers.

0:34:14 > 0:34:16He thought that scouting for boys

0:34:16 > 0:34:21were transform feeble British youngsters into men fit for war.

0:34:21 > 0:34:26I'm so glad to see you turn out smart and clean

0:34:26 > 0:34:28and evidently efficient.

0:34:28 > 0:34:33It all began in Dorset in 1907, when 20 boys got together to tie

0:34:33 > 0:34:36knots and go around the local village offering to carry

0:34:36 > 0:34:37your shopping and wash your horse.

0:34:39 > 0:34:41As Baden Powell also said...

0:34:48 > 0:34:52Like take some long trousers in case it snowed.

0:34:55 > 0:35:00Meet winter campers from the 2nd Westminster and the 20th Ealing

0:35:00 > 0:35:03troop, proving just how tough they'd come in the scouting movement these

0:35:03 > 0:35:07days and what wonderful scenery you can enjoy if you press on regardless

0:35:07 > 0:35:12and learn to live under canvas even when the blizzard blows all round.

0:35:12 > 0:35:14Shorts and snow - what were they thinking?

0:35:20 > 0:35:23Girls soon got in on the act and were taught important outdoor skills

0:35:23 > 0:35:27like tying yet more knots,

0:35:27 > 0:35:29pretending how to have a broken arm...

0:35:36 > 0:35:38and four-way synchronised dancing.

0:35:48 > 0:35:52By the '60s, the girls were as rugged as the boys.

0:35:52 > 0:35:55At one time, it would have been unthinkable to see young ladies,

0:35:55 > 0:35:59especially Guides, clambering about over rock faces.

0:35:59 > 0:36:01Today it's all part of the programme

0:36:01 > 0:36:05to develop mental and physical qualities. And have fun, too.

0:36:05 > 0:36:07But if these

0:36:07 > 0:36:11boys and girls hadn't been transformed into model citizens

0:36:11 > 0:36:14through stressful outdoor activities by the age of 15,

0:36:14 > 0:36:16they could be sent for further treatment.

0:36:16 > 0:36:20This is the Upward Bound School at Eskdale in Cumberland

0:36:20 > 0:36:23where they'll make a man and a mountaineer out of any young lad who

0:36:23 > 0:36:26goes there for a four-week course in character training through adventure

0:36:26 > 0:36:28and truly spartan experience.

0:36:28 > 0:36:33It's all a sort of motivational kick up the backside for youngsters.

0:36:33 > 0:36:35There's no smoking and no drinking for the Outward Bounders

0:36:35 > 0:36:37at this school.

0:36:37 > 0:36:40They're there to learn self-reliance and a capacity for facing hardship

0:36:40 > 0:36:43and hazards of all kinds.

0:36:43 > 0:36:47The day begins with this 7:30 run, and it's all right - any ice

0:36:47 > 0:36:50in the stream will get caught up in the chute.

0:36:50 > 0:36:53The theory was that if teenagers insisted on being surly

0:36:53 > 0:36:58and difficult, they could jolly well do it outside in cold water.

0:37:04 > 0:37:07Supplementary to the normal school curriculum, the emphasis here is on

0:37:07 > 0:37:10character-building, enabling a boy to discover for himself his

0:37:10 > 0:37:12capacity in every field of endeavour.

0:37:12 > 0:37:16Through adventure he meets face to face the tests and hazards of life.

0:37:21 > 0:37:23At last, they stand midway between heaven and earth, along with

0:37:23 > 0:37:26their own personal pride of achievement.

0:37:26 > 0:37:28Yet the effect has really much greater.

0:37:28 > 0:37:29Having lived with nature they've discovered its beauty.

0:37:29 > 0:37:33Having gained self-confidence, they've discovered a useful purpose

0:37:33 > 0:37:37in life, a happy sign for the future of the youth of today.

0:37:38 > 0:37:40Well, that's the theory.

0:37:40 > 0:37:42What do the boys really think?

0:37:45 > 0:37:49'When we started out we intended to have a pretty good time there,

0:37:49 > 0:37:52'but all the walking and that got you down a lot.'

0:37:52 > 0:37:56'You don't really feel it, you just kind of go into a hypnotic trance.

0:37:56 > 0:38:02'You kind of walk, walk, walk, walk, and you don't really get anywhere.

0:38:02 > 0:38:06'All the countryside looks exactly the same. All the bridges

0:38:06 > 0:38:10'look exactly the same and all the streams look exactly the same.

0:38:10 > 0:38:13'I got a bit cold and wet and me hands froze to me haversack.'

0:38:13 > 0:38:15Stop moaning.

0:38:15 > 0:38:17At least you didn't have to do this.

0:38:17 > 0:38:20The boys are dumped 70 miles from the school and given

0:38:20 > 0:38:23three days to find their way back.

0:38:23 > 0:38:25Three days? They'd have the mountain rescue

0:38:25 > 0:38:28called out within the hour now.

0:38:30 > 0:38:35Some people enjoyed this type of trauma so much that once

0:38:35 > 0:38:38they grow up they do it voluntarily.

0:38:41 > 0:38:44Orienteering, for example. This involves running around

0:38:44 > 0:38:47on steep hills while reading a map and a compass at the same time.

0:38:53 > 0:38:55Uh-oh! He's forgotten his egg and spoon.

0:38:55 > 0:38:57He'll have to go back for that.

0:38:59 > 0:39:02The sport was originally developed by people trying to find their way

0:39:02 > 0:39:08home from the pub after six pints and was called disorienteering.

0:39:08 > 0:39:12That's why this this event was sponsored by a beer company.

0:39:16 > 0:39:19If the great British outdoors is just too, well,

0:39:19 > 0:39:23outdoors for you, why not find yourself a cave?

0:39:23 > 0:39:25Potholing presents its physical

0:39:25 > 0:39:29problems, but a fear of the unknown must be conquered too, when you're

0:39:29 > 0:39:35crawling about almost blindly in the darkness of subterranean corridors.

0:39:35 > 0:39:39Potholing has the perfect balance between indoors and outdoors.

0:39:39 > 0:39:42It has walls, floors and a ceiling,

0:39:42 > 0:39:47yet retains all the cold, damp discomfort of being in the open air.

0:39:47 > 0:39:48Genius!

0:39:51 > 0:39:55Let's see how Peter Duncan is getting on with his rugged stuff.

0:39:55 > 0:39:59He's probably been dreaming about having his own cave for days now.

0:39:59 > 0:40:02'At dawn on the fifth day of my ordeal, instructor Lofty Wiseman

0:40:02 > 0:40:04returned after two days'.

0:40:04 > 0:40:07- Cold, was it?- Freezing. My feet are like blocks of ice.

0:40:07 > 0:40:11'Lofty decided it was time to make a bid to reach civilisation and safety,

0:40:11 > 0:40:15- 'and that meant heading for the coast'.- You going to miss that thing?

0:40:15 > 0:40:17I am.

0:40:17 > 0:40:18'I'd become very attached

0:40:18 > 0:40:20'to my shelter, and the forest had felt like home.

0:40:20 > 0:40:24'But to survive, I had to move on'.

0:40:24 > 0:40:27- How far have we come? - Oh, a few miles.

0:40:31 > 0:40:34'I'd never felt as bad as I did at this moment.

0:40:34 > 0:40:37'I began to think Lofty was deliberately making life tougher

0:40:37 > 0:40:39'than need be to wear me down.

0:40:39 > 0:40:42'I was so tired, I could hardly think straight.

0:40:42 > 0:40:45'I just did what was necessary to survive another night in the open'.

0:40:45 > 0:40:49Looks fit for a guinea pig. I don't know about a human being!

0:40:49 > 0:40:53I always thought the only things you needed to survive in the wilderness

0:40:53 > 0:40:56were a hat, a Swiss Army knife and a pub.

0:40:56 > 0:40:59Apparently not.

0:40:59 > 0:41:01For a start, how are we going to do any cooking?

0:41:01 > 0:41:04The boys of Mount House School

0:41:04 > 0:41:07at Tavistock in Devon, on a pioneering course with Ross Salmon.

0:41:07 > 0:41:09They learn the art of cooking without utensils.

0:41:09 > 0:41:12How to cook an egg, for example.

0:41:14 > 0:41:19Hang on, that knife's definitely a utensil, you little cheat.

0:41:19 > 0:41:20Mmm, delicious.

0:41:20 > 0:41:25- It takes a real man to appreciate an egg like that.- Hey!

0:41:25 > 0:41:26Spoon - utensil.

0:41:29 > 0:41:33This is Monkey's Delight, a flour and water mixture that is wrapped around

0:41:33 > 0:41:35a stick and cooked over the fire.

0:41:35 > 0:41:38In schoolboy style, you can stuff all sorts of things in the middle -

0:41:38 > 0:41:42bananas, jam, any old thing, and still be sure of rapturous

0:41:42 > 0:41:44munching noises from your clientele.

0:41:44 > 0:41:48Mmm, scorched dough.

0:41:52 > 0:41:55Ray Mears is pretty rugged.

0:41:55 > 0:41:58He doesn't need scorched dough or any utensils.

0:41:58 > 0:42:01That's a really good find. I didn't expect to find these.

0:42:01 > 0:42:05This is horse chestnut. Of course, the leaves of these make a good soap.

0:42:05 > 0:42:08So I'm going to take a few with me for later.

0:42:12 > 0:42:15Don't normally expect to see this plant growing in the open.

0:42:15 > 0:42:18This is wood sorrel, and it loves the shade. It's a good find.

0:42:18 > 0:42:20Tastes of apple peel.

0:42:20 > 0:42:23Really refreshing on a hike.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27There's loads of sphagnum moss

0:42:27 > 0:42:30thriving on the edge of the river here.

0:42:30 > 0:42:34This plant has been used for centuries as a wound dressing.

0:42:34 > 0:42:37Interestingly, in this area, children during the last war

0:42:37 > 0:42:43were sent out to gather this to make emergency field dressings.

0:42:43 > 0:42:49So that's soap, apple peel and, er...wound dressing.

0:42:49 > 0:42:54The scorched dough is starting to look rather good.

0:42:54 > 0:42:58Despite all Ray's talents, Professor Stephen Hawking is

0:42:58 > 0:42:59of the opinion that:

0:43:05 > 0:43:09Sorry, Ray. This crowd have taken the idea of getting back to nature

0:43:09 > 0:43:12just that little bit further.

0:43:12 > 0:43:14For them, the less Gore-Tex, the better.

0:43:25 > 0:43:28This is nudism as the nudist likes to see it - sun and fresh air,

0:43:28 > 0:43:30with fun and games for all the family.

0:43:30 > 0:43:32These naturists - that's the label

0:43:32 > 0:43:35they prefer - are members of the Manchester Sun and Air Society.

0:43:35 > 0:43:39Each fine weekend, a hundred campers pitch their tents,

0:43:39 > 0:43:42park their caravans, take off their clothes and relax.

0:43:42 > 0:43:46I bet they didn't take long to pack. "Let me see, what shall we take?

0:43:46 > 0:43:50"Shoes, socks...yeah, that's it. Let's go".

0:43:50 > 0:43:52For the die-hard nudist, catching

0:43:52 > 0:43:56the sun on a cloudy day can be a chilly, uphill struggle.

0:43:56 > 0:43:59Isn't it rather wishful thinking, sunbathing on a day like this?

0:43:59 > 0:44:02Well, the sun does come out, and when it does, it's very pleasant.

0:44:02 > 0:44:05- It's not cold.- It's not cold?

0:44:05 > 0:44:07No. Well, I'm used to it.

0:44:07 > 0:44:11This is a vivid illustration of the phrase "Health and safety

0:44:11 > 0:44:13"will have a field day".

0:44:17 > 0:44:20But isn't it a real case for clothes, doing a job like that?

0:44:20 > 0:44:22Could be, of course.

0:44:22 > 0:44:25But...it's obvious, I'm puffing.

0:44:25 > 0:44:27It's a warm job.

0:44:27 > 0:44:28You probably perspire.

0:44:28 > 0:44:32It's easier to perspire, more comfortable, shall we say, than to be

0:44:32 > 0:44:37lumbered with a boiler suit and wellingtons and the usual garb.

0:44:37 > 0:44:39A pair of pants would do, mate.

0:44:40 > 0:44:42And look at this.

0:44:42 > 0:44:46That man isn't wearing any eye protection.

0:44:46 > 0:44:47Tut-tut!

0:44:49 > 0:44:52Isn't that dangerous with no clothes on?

0:44:52 > 0:44:54I suppose several jobs are.

0:44:54 > 0:44:57The most dangerous job a naturist can do is to fry sausages.

0:44:57 > 0:45:00Not this, then?

0:45:05 > 0:45:08Sometimes, while you're in the countryside, resting

0:45:08 > 0:45:13from your exertions, if you're quiet, and still, and very lucky,

0:45:13 > 0:45:16you may catch a fleeting glimpse of something wild.

0:45:16 > 0:45:20A flash of fur, the glint of a yellow eye,

0:45:20 > 0:45:24the musky scent of things that live in dark, warm places.

0:45:26 > 0:45:30These are the locals.

0:45:31 > 0:45:35And this is the Abbots Bromley Horn Dance.

0:45:35 > 0:45:42The date of the Horn Dance is every year on the first Monday after

0:45:42 > 0:45:45the first Sunday following 4th September.

0:45:45 > 0:45:52We always turn out on the date as it comes, no matter what the weather is.

0:45:54 > 0:45:57They're not really even dancing. I mean, it's nice, fellas,

0:45:57 > 0:45:59but it's no Strictly.

0:46:01 > 0:46:03I've seen old Jim do this dance

0:46:03 > 0:46:07in the yard for 36 years, and still we don't know what it's all about.

0:46:07 > 0:46:09Or you

0:46:09 > 0:46:13might end up in Gloucestershire, chasing a bit of cheese down a hill.

0:46:15 > 0:46:19This is basically extreme picnicking.

0:46:19 > 0:46:21There's another lot coming down in a minute, with the pickle.

0:46:22 > 0:46:26"Sorry, Mrs Parsons, I can't come to school today.

0:46:26 > 0:46:30"I've, er, broke me leg chasing a cheese".

0:46:31 > 0:46:36In Tetbury, they race up and down while carrying 60lb sacks of wool.

0:46:36 > 0:46:38Oh, this is knackering.

0:46:38 > 0:46:44There must be stuff to do outdoors if you're, you know, a little less

0:46:44 > 0:46:45outdoorsy.

0:46:53 > 0:46:57The best way of getting around the countryside is by car.

0:46:57 > 0:47:00But technically, that's indoors.

0:47:00 > 0:47:02What you really need to do is get rid of the roof,

0:47:02 > 0:47:06the walls, the doors, the engine and two of the wheels.

0:47:06 > 0:47:08Or you could just get a bike.

0:47:17 > 0:47:20If you're not aching enough after a few days

0:47:20 > 0:47:23of rambling, climbing, caving

0:47:23 > 0:47:26and sleeping in fields, try cycling.

0:47:26 > 0:47:27That'll do the trick.

0:47:37 > 0:47:39Out from the towns stream the cyclists,

0:47:39 > 0:47:43seeking sun, air and exercise in the countryside.

0:47:43 > 0:47:45What a rest cure those wide horizons,

0:47:45 > 0:47:50how ennobling to the mind the gracious expanses of rural beauty.

0:47:51 > 0:47:54Anyway, you can't deny that beauty is there in the countryside

0:47:54 > 0:47:56for those who have time to see it.

0:47:56 > 0:47:59The villages of England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland

0:47:59 > 0:48:01all lovely in their charm.

0:48:05 > 0:48:07And the waterways, limpid,

0:48:07 > 0:48:11iridescent, translucent - forgive me, it must be a touch of spring.

0:48:13 > 0:48:17The lanes winding through the gentle folds of the hills. How delightfully

0:48:17 > 0:48:21they vary the succession of unexcitingly flat roads.

0:48:21 > 0:48:25What would life be without its ups and downs? What would life be?

0:48:25 > 0:48:27Thank goodness we're reaching the down.

0:48:27 > 0:48:32Coasting downhill on a push bike. Is there any more wonderful sensation?

0:48:32 > 0:48:36And the joy of cycling is the freedom.

0:48:36 > 0:48:38You can go anywhere.

0:48:38 > 0:48:40Cyclists who have explored the paradise of

0:48:40 > 0:48:45the valley stop, foxed for a moment by the full ford.

0:48:45 > 0:48:49It's only a bit of water, you lightweights.

0:48:49 > 0:48:52Maybe they will have to make a detour, for the evening is getting

0:48:52 > 0:48:55late. It is time to turn home.

0:48:55 > 0:48:57If you're scared of a little stream

0:48:57 > 0:49:00like that, you'd better not get on one of these.

0:49:03 > 0:49:06Boats were invented by the Greeks as a way of travelling on water

0:49:06 > 0:49:08without getting wet.

0:49:17 > 0:49:19Since then, they've become popular as a way

0:49:19 > 0:49:24of enjoying the great outdoors while holding a gin and tonic.

0:49:24 > 0:49:26Now, that's progress.

0:49:40 > 0:49:43These ladies are the Norfolk Broads,

0:49:43 > 0:49:46and they've kidnapped a photographer called Eric.

0:49:46 > 0:49:49The photographer, by the way, is Eric,

0:49:49 > 0:49:52and he's one of the chaps who work on those Come To Britain posters,

0:49:52 > 0:49:55drawing the attention of visitors from overseas to the attractions of

0:49:55 > 0:50:00the English countryside - in this case, the Norfolk Broads.

0:50:00 > 0:50:02The added, um, decoration,

0:50:02 > 0:50:06is provided by girls from London's Windmill Theatre.

0:50:06 > 0:50:08Eric was eventually released in exchange for two cardigans

0:50:08 > 0:50:10and his woolly hat.

0:50:10 > 0:50:12It's not as warm as it looks out there.

0:50:14 > 0:50:16Sailing

0:50:16 > 0:50:19involves quite a bit of jargon, and John Betjeman knows the lot.

0:50:19 > 0:50:22"They've taken our wind

0:50:22 > 0:50:24"Oh, no, she's going about

0:50:24 > 0:50:26"Stand by to gybe

0:50:26 > 0:50:28"Ready about. Leo!

0:50:30 > 0:50:33"Starboard

0:50:33 > 0:50:37"Out there, it's solitude

0:50:37 > 0:50:39"They can't build on the sea."

0:50:39 > 0:50:43Looks lovely, John, but a bit dull, possibly?

0:50:47 > 0:50:50Whoa! Hang on a minute! I want one of those!

0:50:57 > 0:51:00That's more like it.

0:51:04 > 0:51:08Actually, I'm getting a bit dizzy.

0:51:13 > 0:51:20Ah...bliss, tranquillity, harmony.

0:51:24 > 0:51:29- What the bloody hell's that? - HIGH-PITCHED WHINE

0:51:29 > 0:51:30Oh, it's them.

0:51:31 > 0:51:34Throughout the year, the promise of treasure flushes out Britain's

0:51:34 > 0:51:38metal detectors, an estimated quarter of a million of them.

0:51:40 > 0:51:42Hold on, he's found something.

0:51:42 > 0:51:45That means there's something down there?

0:51:45 > 0:51:47Yes.

0:51:47 > 0:51:50There it is. Hey!

0:51:50 > 0:51:52- It's a bit grubby.- Yes.

0:51:52 > 0:51:54It's 10p!

0:51:55 > 0:51:59- Oh.- You have that. - The secret of metal detecting is

0:51:59 > 0:52:02to have very, very low expectations.

0:52:02 > 0:52:04That's a lump of iron.

0:52:04 > 0:52:07That's a great big lump of iron.

0:52:07 > 0:52:09It's a big key.

0:52:09 > 0:52:12- What's that?- Gold.- Gold?- Yes.

0:52:12 > 0:52:15So, 10p - "Hmm".

0:52:15 > 0:52:18Lump of iron - "Hmm".

0:52:18 > 0:52:19Actual gold - "Hmm".

0:52:19 > 0:52:23All right, I get it.

0:52:23 > 0:52:25You're not meant to enjoy this, are you?

0:52:25 > 0:52:29Oh, that sounds good, doesn't it?

0:52:29 > 0:52:31Oh, yes, it's a Roman coin.

0:52:31 > 0:52:34No, no, mate, you've got it wrong.

0:52:34 > 0:52:35You're far too happy.

0:52:35 > 0:52:40Next time, try giving it more of a sense of vague disappointment.

0:52:40 > 0:52:41"Roman coin. Oh".

0:52:41 > 0:52:46We'll wait till we get it home, and then we'll wash it under the tap

0:52:46 > 0:52:48and have another look at it. What do you say? OK?

0:52:52 > 0:52:55Now, this lot have turned vague disappointment into

0:52:55 > 0:52:57an art form. They like

0:52:57 > 0:53:01to sit indoors and look at the outdoors through a little window.

0:53:01 > 0:53:04They're called birdwatchers.

0:53:04 > 0:53:06They sit in something called a hide.

0:53:06 > 0:53:09It's not exactly clear what they're hiding from.

0:53:09 > 0:53:14Unless you're a worm, birds aren't actually all that dangerous.

0:53:16 > 0:53:19These are twitchers, and they're

0:53:19 > 0:53:22on the trail of a really rare bird that's hardly ever seen in Britain.

0:53:29 > 0:53:31There it is! There it is!

0:53:31 > 0:53:33Sorry.

0:53:34 > 0:53:39The less patient amongst us can just fly their own paper birds

0:53:39 > 0:53:40on a bit of string.

0:53:52 > 0:53:55There's nothing on earth quite as relaxing as flying a kite.

0:54:01 > 0:54:06So, we've found ways of making it stressful,

0:54:06 > 0:54:09frightening and dangerous. Brilliant!

0:54:09 > 0:54:13'His next kite was a giant - so big, its framework was made of

0:54:13 > 0:54:15'thick aluminium tubes.

0:54:15 > 0:54:18'I couldn't believe these would ever fly.

0:54:18 > 0:54:22'The spine of the kite is two aluminium tubes bolted together,

0:54:22 > 0:54:25'and the sails are the strongest polythene that Peter can find.

0:54:25 > 0:54:31'When I saw the full size of the kite, I realised it was huge.'

0:54:31 > 0:54:32Right.

0:54:36 > 0:54:40'The kite took off so suddenly, things quickly got out of control.

0:54:40 > 0:54:45'As the kite shot up, David hung on, then let go.

0:54:45 > 0:54:48'Then Peter was lifted several feet off the ground.

0:54:50 > 0:54:51'The kite had shot up into the sky at a fantastic speed, and up

0:54:51 > 0:54:57'there the wind was much stronger than anyone had bargained for.

0:54:59 > 0:55:02'Suddenly, disaster struck.

0:55:13 > 0:55:16'The giant kite had pierced the ground, and as it eventually

0:55:16 > 0:55:19'keeled over, we all went off sadly to inspect the damage.'

0:55:19 > 0:55:24Well, a disappointing end to a challenging day.

0:55:24 > 0:55:26Oh, God, let's just get back to the campsite.

0:55:33 > 0:55:37Tired, wet, aching...

0:55:37 > 0:55:40this is what we came out here for.

0:55:40 > 0:55:42Let's head back.

0:55:42 > 0:55:46I say head, I mean trudge.

0:55:46 > 0:55:48Tell you what I'm ready for -

0:55:48 > 0:55:54a lovely hot bath, a pint and a delicious dinner.

0:55:54 > 0:55:56Oh, no. I forgot.

0:55:56 > 0:55:57We're still camping.

0:55:59 > 0:56:02All you've had to eat today is two crackers, a square of

0:56:02 > 0:56:04Kendal mint cake and half a wasp.

0:56:04 > 0:56:08If you don't eat in the next half hour, you'll probably die.

0:56:08 > 0:56:11Right, what's for tea?

0:56:11 > 0:56:14Oh, bloody hell.

0:56:14 > 0:56:18I think I might just have a nice cup of cocoa and go to bed.

0:56:18 > 0:56:22The best thing about sleeping under the stars is...the stars.

0:56:25 > 0:56:27But let's face it, you're not going to see them.

0:56:27 > 0:56:31It's quarter past seven and you're knackered.

0:56:31 > 0:56:33The sun comes up in half an hour.

0:56:33 > 0:56:35Get your head down.

0:56:35 > 0:56:39Life on a campsite has its own natural rhythm.

0:56:39 > 0:56:42You sleep when it's dark and rise at the crack of dawn.

0:56:42 > 0:56:44It's getting back to nature.

0:56:50 > 0:56:55What are you doing here, anyway? You could be

0:56:55 > 0:56:59warm and comfy and well fed, a cold beer in your hand

0:56:59 > 0:57:03and a warm bed waiting for you.

0:57:03 > 0:57:05OWL HOOTS

0:57:07 > 0:57:11You could be...indoors.

0:57:14 > 0:57:18Oh, that's better, isn't it?

0:57:18 > 0:57:22No rain, no mud, no...naked lumberjacks.

0:57:24 > 0:57:26Ah, bliss.

0:57:26 > 0:57:29But hang on a second.

0:57:29 > 0:57:33Don't you think maybe you're missing something? Something like...this?

0:57:36 > 0:57:38Look at it, it's fantastic.

0:57:38 > 0:57:40It's beautiful.

0:57:40 > 0:57:43It's Britain.

0:57:43 > 0:57:46Yeah, it can be cold, wet and muddy.

0:57:46 > 0:57:48But it's worth it, isn't it?

0:57:48 > 0:57:51So get your cagoule on and get out there.

0:57:51 > 0:57:54Fly a kite.

0:57:56 > 0:58:00Chase a cheese.

0:58:00 > 0:58:02Wake up in a tent.

0:58:02 > 0:58:07Because only then, when you unzip that canvas and feel

0:58:07 > 0:58:13the crisp bite of the morning air on your face, will you see this.

0:58:16 > 0:58:19Only then are you truly alive.

0:58:19 > 0:58:23Only then are you really, truly,

0:58:23 > 0:58:26in the Great British Outdoors.

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