0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains strong language.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09For thousands of Brits who dream of heading abroad
0:00:09 > 0:00:11in search of sun, sea, sex and booze...
0:00:12 > 0:00:14..there's one place right here in the UK
0:00:14 > 0:00:18that's attempting to give the magic of Ibiza a run for its money...
0:00:19 > 0:00:20..Europa.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Aye, aye, captain.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26A very British campsite...
0:00:26 > 0:00:27THEY SCREAM
0:00:27 > 0:00:30..tucked away in the Devonshire countryside.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34But living up to what the Balearics has to offer isn't easy.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37- You said it were like Ibiza, you lying little- BLEEP.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Three soggy summers have taken its toll on the business.
0:00:40 > 0:00:432012, I would say, was probably the worst.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46It was very difficult to stay open last winter, you know,
0:00:46 > 0:00:48I think we came very close to actually closing.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52A team of reps, as young as the punters themselves,
0:00:52 > 0:00:56have been signed up to help turn fortunes around.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57We are the biggest,
0:00:57 > 0:01:00most dysfunctional family you'll ever meet.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04We see how they cope with rowdy revellers...
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Oi!
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Bastards!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09..a typically English summer...
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Get rid of the rain.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Keep the water in the sea. I'm happy with that.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14..and each other...
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Pissing me off about Joey.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17- I'm not- BLEEP- happy with him at all.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Go!
0:01:18 > 0:01:22..as they bring their own brand of holiday entertainment...
0:01:22 > 0:01:23to the West Country.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Who needs Ibiza when you've got Europa?!
0:01:26 > 0:01:32This programme contains strong language.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Europa is just a two-hour flight away from the Mediterranean...
0:01:35 > 0:01:39but it might as well be a million miles away.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41A short walk from Woolacombe Bay
0:01:41 > 0:01:45on Devon's picturesque north coast is where it's at.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Originally a traditional family caravan park,
0:01:52 > 0:01:55the site's been transformed into the hot-spot it is today
0:01:55 > 0:01:59by ex-pub landlord Graham Toms.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04I've run the park for ten years. Nothing really fazes me.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06I have seen it all.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Woo!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09You wouldn't want to bring your family here.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Graham owns the resort with his wife Sue.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20It can't be this way up. It's got to be flat, has it?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23But they aren't exactly what you'd call down with the kids,
0:02:23 > 0:02:26so they've handed over day-to-day duties to a younger crew.
0:02:28 > 0:02:33I look at the team and I think, "God, really? They're so young!"
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Yet they can do the job.
0:02:35 > 0:02:40For the reps, it's just like being part of one big MOSTLY happy family.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Twat.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Behind the scenes is Sue's daughter, operations manager Emma.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Don't eat the sweets!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Then there's Becky, who heads up the camp kitchen...
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Put it down and get out. Seriously.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Stop piss-arsing about!
0:02:53 > 0:02:56It's all fun and games, until I punch them in the balls.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58..team leader Josh...
0:02:58 > 0:03:01and Graham's 23-year-old daughter Vicki...
0:03:01 > 0:03:02Busy, busy.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05..one of the first people you're likely to meet on arrival.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Would you like to see my office? My beautiful office.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10As customer service manager,
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Vicki deals with campsite complaints in her own unique style.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15PHONE RINGS
0:03:15 > 0:03:16RINGING STOPS How rude.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21But she tries to head them off
0:03:21 > 0:03:25even before they've got a chance of reaching the front desk.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Grass could do with a trim round here.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Looking a bit rubbish.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34There's space for 300 tents and caravans,
0:03:34 > 0:03:38but the site also has more upmarket accommodation...
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Cosy log cabins that come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45This one's a four-berth cabin.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Mainly just blokes use these ones, cos it's got four single beds in.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Cabins are just an upgrade from camping.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52You've just got your basics in here.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54You got your TV, fridge, kettle, beds...
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Seats are a luxury. We don't advertise them.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58They're very lucky.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01I describe Europa as a FUN campsite.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03This little baby.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06It's a little two-man tent made out of wood.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08If I didn't work here, I'd holiday here.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11It's a lot bigger inside than one would imagine.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Ideal, innit?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17These are the surf lodges.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21These are the biggest accommodation we have to offer.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24I wouldn't leave water in the kettle, either.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Cos you don't know how long it's been there,
0:04:26 > 0:04:29and the next customer is just going to have to empty it.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Plus it might be piss, you never know!
0:04:32 > 0:04:36In charge of bringing some 18-30s madness to the resort
0:04:36 > 0:04:39is 21-year-old bar and entertainments manager Joey.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Aye, aye, captain!
0:04:45 > 0:04:49At the heart of Joey's domain is the epicentre of the entire campsite.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52So, this is the clubhouse.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56The piece de resistance of Europa Park. This is where it all happens.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Without it, Europa would not be Europa.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01It would just basically be a field in the middle of nowhere.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06The clubhouse is fitted out with everything you could possibly need
0:05:06 > 0:05:08for a big night out.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Plenty of booze...
0:05:09 > 0:05:11a variety of pizza...
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- HE CHUCKLES - That's not how you spell pepperoni.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16There's plenty of other spelling mistakes, you'll see.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19..and a dance floor complete with all the essentials.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Everyone thinks I'm quite entertaining,
0:05:21 > 0:05:25so they kind of left it to Joey to entertain all the guests
0:05:25 > 0:05:28with bands and DJs and theme nights.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30It's really important for us.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Joey's duties don't end in the clubhouse, though.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34He's worked here since he was at school,
0:05:34 > 0:05:37and he knows the business inside out.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Manager of the shop, I don't know. Bit of everything.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Jack of all trades, master of none, I suppose!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Joey absolutely loves Europa.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50I'd like to say thank you to everyone for last night.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Joey's very important. He's one of the key members around here.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57He pretty well understands the whole business from start to finish.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Harry, I want you to start on the bar this morning
0:05:59 > 0:06:01and help me on reception.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03But the ambitious Joey and his co-manager Vicki
0:06:03 > 0:06:05don't always see eye-to-eye.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07We're two very different people
0:06:07 > 0:06:10and have very different approaches of doing stuff.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14Mine and Joey's relationship is very much a love/hate relationship.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16We are complete opposites.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22People could use me as the lynchpin, holding things together.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25I don't believe it's a job any more, I believe it's my lifestyle.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28I think I'm a lot more laid back than him. Less professional.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32He's all work, work, work and does everything by the book.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33I call him Joey Jobsworth.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41This season is going to be tough.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Visitor numbers have been down
0:06:43 > 0:06:47and the managers need to make sure this summer counts.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48The recession's hit hard.
0:06:48 > 0:06:522012, I would say, was probably the worst in my records.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55The weather has a massive impact on us here, obviously.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58If it's nice weather, people want to come camping.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01If it's bad weather, people don't camp.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03GRAHAM: Business hasn't been at its best at all.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Basically, we've been getting poorer and poorer
0:07:05 > 0:07:09and we haven't spent the money on the campsite that we've needed to.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Vicki and Joey need to put their differences aside
0:07:14 > 0:07:16if they're going to make the season a success.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27But with the summer sun shining brightly,
0:07:27 > 0:07:31things are looking up at the campsite...for today, at least.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37There's queuing right up the hill, right back round the corner.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Potential earnings... potential dollar signs!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46I've got one accommodation ready.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49Once you're through the barrier,
0:07:49 > 0:07:52if you want to turn right and go round...
0:07:52 > 0:07:56Revellers come from all over the UK, in search of one thing...
0:07:56 > 0:07:59fun and frolics, Ibiza style.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Have a nice day.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08Among the latest arrivals is a group of lads from Rotherham in Yorkshire.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10If one of you can just sign at the bottom...
0:08:10 > 0:08:14On the lookout for birds, booze and a rollicking good time,
0:08:14 > 0:08:17student nurse Tom thought he'd picked up a bargain
0:08:17 > 0:08:19when he booked online.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22We just wanted to come away to have a laugh and get drunk
0:08:22 > 0:08:24and get away from work for a bit.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27But the no-frills, compact accommodation
0:08:27 > 0:08:29isn't going down well with his mates.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- Who's staying here, - BLEEP- Borrowers?!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33BLEEP
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- BLEEP- joking, man!- Oh, my God.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38- BLEEP- concentration camp.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41This can't be it. Can't be.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42- What the- BLEEP?!
0:08:42 > 0:08:44The accommodation, to be fair, was wank.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- Where's Gav going to sleep?! - On the...
0:08:46 > 0:08:48- Oh, my- BLEEP- word.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Not a chance!
0:08:50 > 0:08:52It was probably about four foot high off the ground.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Gav's 6' 3", he couldn't get in it.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Scott's 6' 2", he couldn't get - I'm 6', I couldn't get in it.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- You said it were like Ibiza, you lying little- BLEEP!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02I need a minute outside, to be fair.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04We got told it was a log cabin for six.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06It is a log cabin for six.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- I'm going to go and speak to them because...- Speak to them?!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11I want me money back.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15The boys' complaints are nothing new to Vicki, who's heard it all before.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17I think the problem is because it's groups that come,
0:09:17 > 0:09:19there's obviously one person that's booked it.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22And the one person that's booked it has done all of their revision,
0:09:22 > 0:09:24so when the rest of the guys turn up here,
0:09:24 > 0:09:26they're like, "Whoa, we're staying in a shed!"
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- I'm 6' 3", it's not- BLEEP - big enough!
0:09:34 > 0:09:38You can pitch up anywhere you like within these green grass areas.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Do you reckon it's that big one at the back up there, or...?
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Wait, let me check the map!
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Over the years, the resort's become a popular destination
0:09:45 > 0:09:47for stag and hen parties.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49This band of campers from Coventry
0:09:49 > 0:09:52have got just one thing on their mind.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56We are here for one last crazy weekend.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57Their main aim?
0:09:57 > 0:10:01To ensure total humiliation of chief-hen Sam.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05Well I'm dressed as a crayon today because it's my hen do.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08I'm getting married in four weeks - four weeks tomorrow.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11And my...
0:10:11 > 0:10:13I want to say "amazing" friends and family
0:10:13 > 0:10:15decided that this would be the outfit.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16Woo!
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Wait there!
0:10:18 > 0:10:22We needed a campsite that wouldn't throw us off if we were noisy.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Lock up your sons, basically!
0:10:26 > 0:10:28The Coventry hens waste no time
0:10:28 > 0:10:31in getting their orders in at the clubhouse.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- I feel bad, because I booked this shit.- You want to complain.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- I don't want to complain, I just... - You want to complain!
0:10:37 > 0:10:39..which is probably what the Rotherham lads
0:10:39 > 0:10:40would rather be doing,
0:10:40 > 0:10:43but they've still got no idea where they'll be sleeping tonight.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Hobbits' fucking shed.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Not for us, mate.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51It's down to trainee nurse Tom to wangle an upgrade,
0:10:51 > 0:10:53and keep his mates happy.
0:10:53 > 0:10:54- It's an eight-berth static.- Mm-hm.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57It's got four singles and one double in there,
0:10:57 > 0:10:58and two sleep in the lounge.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01But you've only got five, so you can all have a bed each.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02You've got a kitchen area...
0:11:02 > 0:11:06Also got a shower room and a separate toilet.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Yeah, yeah.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10That's brilliant. Thank you very much.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Tom's managed to pull it off, but at a price.
0:11:12 > 0:11:18I fixed this by paying an extra £120 to upgrade to a lodge
0:11:18 > 0:11:21where we've got us own bedroom, a shower and toilet.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Let's open this door!
0:11:24 > 0:11:27We've already looked through t' window and it's shit.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28- Is it?!- Yeah.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Oh, wow.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Awesome, this.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Yeah, as if you didn't know that was coming. Mint.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Right I'm having this fucking room. This is my room.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37You can sleep in t' fucking fridge!
0:11:37 > 0:11:41At least now the boys have got somewhere to impress the ladies
0:11:41 > 0:11:42should they get lucky.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- I wouldn't say a lot better. - It is a lot bigger.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48- Ungrateful- BLEEP, - I've just paid £120...
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- Didn't ask him to. - You silly bastard.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52He didn't ask me to, I fucking did.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55This has good foundations and walls. It's got staples, mate.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57It was a generous offer and we appreciate it.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59He don't pay board at home, so he's all right.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00Fuck you, mate.
0:12:02 > 0:12:03Get a man to kiss your feet -
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- cos I know how much you hate people touching your feet.- Oh, no!
0:12:06 > 0:12:09It might only be three o'clock in the afternoon,
0:12:09 > 0:12:13but the party's already started for the Coventry hens,
0:12:13 > 0:12:16kicking off with a rather daring list of challenges
0:12:16 > 0:12:18for bride-to-be Sam.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22She's got to...obtain an item of male underwear and wear it.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Use the men's toilets.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Sell your dirty knickers for a fiver.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Today's ones tomorrow!
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- Get a group of unknown men to chant her name.- Excuse me?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34- Guys!- Can you help us with our challenges?
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Can you help me with a challenge, please?
0:12:36 > 0:12:40I need to get a group of unknown men to chant my name.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42- For a stag do challenge.- Please.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- It's a bit early for this, though.- Sam.- It's not early.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47My name's Sam. After three. One, two...three.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51- THEY CHANT:- Sam! Sam! Sam!
0:12:51 > 0:12:53THEY CHEER
0:12:55 > 0:12:58- Who's got a pen? - Tick it off the list!
0:13:03 > 0:13:07Keeping the party pumping on camp is a constant crusade for the team.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09OK, so we are here...
0:13:09 > 0:13:13On a busy weekend, the resort can attract up to 1,200 holiday-makers
0:13:13 > 0:13:16who get through a mountain of fast food...
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Freshly handmade pizzas by Becky.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22These are ones I made earlier.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25..and over 3,400 pints of beer.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27And it's down to head of entertainments Joey
0:13:27 > 0:13:30to make sure the fun never stops.
0:13:30 > 0:13:35It's really important to keep the bar all tiptop and...
0:13:35 > 0:13:37you know, everything stocked up properly
0:13:37 > 0:13:39just so the customers know what we've got.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43It's kind of where the main, sort of, action happens here.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45It always makes me feel good when it's done
0:13:45 > 0:13:47and then I get a bit depressed when it gets all messy again
0:13:47 > 0:13:49the next day.
0:13:50 > 0:13:55To campsite owner Graham, Joey's a bit of a rising star.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Joey's very profit-orientated.
0:13:57 > 0:14:02He's always thinking of ways that we can make more money.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Every little opportunity, he spots it.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07As daughter of the big boss,
0:14:07 > 0:14:11Vicki's a potential heir to the campsite empire,
0:14:11 > 0:14:13but she's well aware that Joey's not far behind her.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16It annoys me. It does annoy me greatly.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Because he is only human and he does make mistakes.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Like, when he makes a mistake
0:14:20 > 0:14:23they're just like, "Oh, he's only human!"
0:14:23 > 0:14:25But when I make a mistake it's like, "Come on, Vicki!
0:14:25 > 0:14:27"Come on, why you doing that? That's really stupid!
0:14:27 > 0:14:30"What a stupid mistake to make." And then it's like, "Oh..."
0:14:30 > 0:14:34HE WHISTLES
0:14:34 > 0:14:35He is fucking... He is Golden Balls.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37It annoys me.
0:14:37 > 0:14:42I feel, at times, Vicki feels I take control
0:14:42 > 0:14:44over something that she should have control over.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Or she feels I'm too involved at times.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- Do you want to go party?- You can't be drinking down there, either.
0:14:50 > 0:14:55It all stems back to her thinking that her dad doesn't...
0:14:55 > 0:14:58respect her like he respects me. That sort of thing, I think.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00I think it's jealousy.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02OK. Bye.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05The problem is, Vicki's struggling to fully commit
0:15:05 > 0:15:09to the business, as she's also a single parent to two-year-old Riley.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16Joey can put the hours in, whereas she can't any more.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19All right mate, how's it going? You going down?
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Obviously, when I had Riley, he became number one.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24So everything is about Riley now.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26That's what happens when you become a mum.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Everything about you doesn't matter no more,
0:15:28 > 0:15:30as long as your son's all right.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32What are you worried about, mate? Go on, you can tell Mummy.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36Being a single mum in itself is hard, let along working as well.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39But then I find that when I don't have Riley,
0:15:39 > 0:15:41I seem to let my hair down twice as much
0:15:41 > 0:15:43as what usual people do at the weekend.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45I think I look better with make-up.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48I don't like me without my make-up on.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50I don't think I've quite got the balance yet.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52I'm working on it.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59But in the clubhouse, the customer service manager
0:15:59 > 0:16:01certainly is getting the balance right.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Woo!
0:16:04 > 0:16:07It's the start of peak season in the West Country
0:16:07 > 0:16:11and Vicki's hard at work making sure the punters are having a good time.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Couple of Pernods, job's a good 'un.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16THEY LAUGH
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Fanny's your aunt, and all that.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23But tonight, the excitement's all got a bit too much for Vicki.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24Oh...
0:16:24 > 0:16:25SHE RETCHES
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Fucking 'ell, Vicki.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31I just ate a whole chilli.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33And it made me sick.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37Bearing in mind I am someone that doesn't even eat curly fries
0:16:37 > 0:16:39cos they're too spicy for me.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41- What are you drinking? - My mouth is still on fire!
0:16:41 > 0:16:42What do you want to drink?
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Pernod, lemonade and blackcurrant, please.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48- Pernod, lemonade and blackcurrant? Such a dirty little girl!- Thank you.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Er, Pernod, blackcurrant and lemonade on my account.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54High season might have just begun
0:16:54 > 0:16:58but Vicki's already taken a shine to Joey's latest addition to the team.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Chemistry student Chris,
0:17:00 > 0:17:05professionally known as DJ Whizzy, is also a friend of Joey's.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Part of his duties include whipping up the clubhouse crowd
0:17:08 > 0:17:09with his sounds.
0:17:09 > 0:17:14Joey saw pictures of me DJing on Facebook, and said send him a demo.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17So I did. And he said, "Do you want to be a DJ?"
0:17:17 > 0:17:18And I said, "Yes!"
0:17:18 > 0:17:21No interview, no nothing, just straight in.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25A shot of Midori, a shot of AGWA, a shot of Apple Sours,
0:17:25 > 0:17:27orange juice and grenadine.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31What do you reckon?
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- He's made a fucking lovely drink. - I'm a genius, aren't I?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Don't it look all Caribbean and that?
0:17:37 > 0:17:41'He's a very extraordinary character. I've never met anyone like him.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44'He just comes across as the most dumbest person, you know,'
0:17:44 > 0:17:47but he's actually the most intelligent person I've ever met.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48He's got such a weird...
0:17:49 > 0:17:51..way of looking at things.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56He intrigues me. We have so much in common.
0:17:56 > 0:17:57I ate the chilli.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Drank the shots.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Can I have a look, then?
0:18:01 > 0:18:03I threw up the chilli!
0:18:03 > 0:18:06'Vicki's very deep, but she doesn't come across that way.'
0:18:06 > 0:18:09A lot of people say, like, "Oh, she's cold."
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Right, let's go and get a chilli and let's see you eat it.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14She just has a very hard outer shell.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- I'm scared.- Yeah, damn right you're fucking scared.- Let's do it, then!
0:18:17 > 0:18:18Fuck it! Fuck it! Let's do it.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21I dunno. I just find Vicki very, very intriguing.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29Ibiza it might not be, but the Coventry hens are well and truly
0:18:29 > 0:18:31entering into the holiday spirit.
0:18:32 > 0:18:37Bride-to-be Sam and her posse have had an outfit change
0:18:37 > 0:18:39and are getting to grips with their check list.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45The day has been good. She used the men's toilets.
0:18:45 > 0:18:46What else have you done?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48- She just sold her knickers for a fiver.- I did.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Nearly got the stag's pants from the other party.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54- Nearly?- Nearly...- He ran away. - But he ran away.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59Lucky for Sam, a fresh pair of boxers aren't too far away.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01I have these!
0:19:01 > 0:19:03I have boxer shorts!
0:19:03 > 0:19:05MUSIC: "Proud Mary" by Tina Turner
0:19:07 > 0:19:10There's absolutely no place to hide at the resort
0:19:10 > 0:19:11when there's a hen on the loose.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Aah, no!
0:19:13 > 0:19:15No!
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Woo!
0:19:21 > 0:19:25So we've got "Ginge" down there, who has agreed...
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- A man we met earlier...- ..to buck her, to buck her like a bronco.
0:19:35 > 0:19:36For the Rotherham lads,
0:19:36 > 0:19:41they'd unfortunately rather be anywhere else but Devon.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43It's not where you are, it's who you're with.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Exactly.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48So you give me Europa Park and you give me Ibiza, I'd probably go Ibiza.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Yeah. For the same price.
0:19:50 > 0:19:55When the alcohol flows in the clubhouse, so can the testosterone.
0:19:55 > 0:19:56LAUGHTER AND CHEERING
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Ahh, it's good, that! That's fucking ace!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05You can get away with a lot of things on-site
0:20:05 > 0:20:08but flashing rarely puts a smile on the face of bouncer Ollie.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09ALL: Boo!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11What is this?
0:20:15 > 0:20:17I don't know if you're aware,
0:20:17 > 0:20:19about five minutes ago there was a child here.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Now if I want to be a prick about it,
0:20:21 > 0:20:23I can get you arrested for exposing yourself in front of a child.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26How would you feel if your little boy or little girl
0:20:26 > 0:20:28saw someone getting their willy out in front of you?
0:20:28 > 0:20:29You wouldn't like it.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- Now, I'm not.- Yeah.- I'm just going to say fuck off for the night
0:20:32 > 0:20:34and you're not coming back. Go!
0:20:38 > 0:20:40We let them get away with a lot of stuff, we let them have fun.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43They're paying good money to come here and enjoy themselves,
0:20:43 > 0:20:45but there are ground rules.
0:20:45 > 0:20:46And nudity is one of them.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52As another night draws to a close,
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Vicki decides the time has come to grab her man.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58I'm not going back to an all-boys school again.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Entertainments manager Joey's on hand
0:21:00 > 0:21:03to make sure they don't get too carried away.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09But he's a bit too late.
0:21:10 > 0:21:15It already looks like this could be the first high season romance.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Last orders at the bar, please!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Thank you very much!
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Proceedings might be coming to an end in the clubhouse,
0:21:23 > 0:21:28but not for night warden Steve who's already primed and ready for action.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Shines all the way down there, look.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31Shines all them cars up down there.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34It is amazing. Not bad for £14.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37But as people say to me, "Oh, that's a good torch, innit?"
0:21:37 > 0:21:40I say, "Yeah." They say, "You frightened me with it."
0:21:43 > 0:21:46For Steve, the fun's only just beginning.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Look how good he looks!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50"I haven't had hair since the '40s!"
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Brilliant.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54I knew this would happen before long!
0:21:54 > 0:21:56# ..another way
0:21:56 > 0:21:58# I got the key. #
0:21:58 > 0:22:00- Back to ours, Steve, come on. - I can walk round later.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02- Number 9.- I know where you are.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04- I know where you are. - We're having a party on the decking.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06- All right.- Bring the wig back, yeah.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Yeah, I will.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12For nine long hours a night, Steve patrols the site
0:22:12 > 0:22:16in a bid to make sure everyone gets to bed...quietly.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Now we start the rounds.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23No music after 12 o'clock.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27Any problems, give me a ring. OK? I'll see you later.
0:22:27 > 0:22:28I'm on all night.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30- Night-night!- Night-night, now.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33It could be a 15-acre site, I don't know.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35But it takes a long time to walk around.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Hey! Ho!
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Hey! Ho!
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Do you want your first warning?
0:22:42 > 0:22:46- No.- Give it to me!
0:22:46 > 0:22:48I've had a fair few nudists.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50I had one about three weeks ago.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Are you OK?
0:22:52 > 0:22:53Yeah. Good, thanks.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55I've never seen any ghosts yet.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57I'm not afraid of ghosts.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03RUMBLING
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Somebody snoring.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08This is the hen party back here.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Tell by the voices.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Excuse me? Here's the wig!
0:23:12 > 0:23:16- Oh, Steve!- Steve! Have you come for a drink?
0:23:16 > 0:23:18- I'll see you a bit later! - Cheers, Steve!
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Ooh...
0:23:22 > 0:23:26At 55, Steve's one of the more mature members of the team,
0:23:26 > 0:23:28but he's not in the best of health.
0:23:28 > 0:23:35Well, I suffer with ulcers on my legs and it's getting worse.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39I think I walk ten miles on this site all together.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42In one night, I think.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Something round that area.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49All right, let's go over here and sort these out, now.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51This hill kills me sometimes.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53His hearing, however, is still as sharp as ever.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Right, where's that music coming from?
0:24:00 > 0:24:02GULLS CRY
0:24:03 > 0:24:08As the sun rises over Devon, the holiday camp is slowly waking up.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13But one member of staff is feeling far from chirpy this morning.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15I'm just a little bit embarrassed
0:24:15 > 0:24:18because I'm not actually sure what happened last night.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21I drank a little bit too much, to say the least.
0:24:22 > 0:24:27And I've got little clips of memory...and I don't know much else.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Co-manager Joey's got evidence of Vicki's antics
0:24:30 > 0:24:34and he's not going to let her off the hook without a fight.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36- We've got photographs from last night!- No, don't!
0:24:36 > 0:24:40- Don't...- Don't be violent!
0:24:40 > 0:24:43It's all right, I've got a hard copy on my computer.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46To go into the Vicki evidence file.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Can I just see them, please?
0:24:48 > 0:24:51No. I'll just do it when I've shown everyone.
0:24:52 > 0:24:57Outside, Vicki's new admirer Chris is playing it very cool.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59- I'm so embarrassed now.- Why?
0:25:01 > 0:25:04You can only be embarrassed if you let it get to you.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Just accept that it's done and leave it at that.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Vicki's best friend, camp cook Becky, is worried.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15She's seen it all before when it comes to on-site romances.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18If you try and have a relationship in this place,
0:25:18 > 0:25:21it's not just between you and the guy.
0:25:21 > 0:25:26It's between you, the guy and everyone that works in Europa.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Romance might be blossoming amongst the staff,
0:25:33 > 0:25:37but as yet the Rotherham lads haven't been so lucky in love.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Team morale is a little bit low at the minute.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43Is there any love interests in a sausage fest nightclub?
0:25:43 > 0:25:45- Nah.- No, there was kind of...
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Well, there were that ginger granny who were into you.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50There were a bit of interest in Gav's hand at end of t' night.
0:25:50 > 0:25:51That were about it.
0:25:58 > 0:26:03Including the communal facilities there are over 40 toilets on site.
0:26:03 > 0:26:04Let's roll, bitch.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Keeping as many of them as clean as he possibly can
0:26:10 > 0:26:15is 22-year-old engineering student Ryan, also known as Weezel.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16Surprisingly all right.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18I think to be a cleaner at Europa,
0:26:18 > 0:26:21you really need to be quite a unique individual.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Have a strong stomach.
0:26:22 > 0:26:26You've got to have a bit of determination to get the job done.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27Lucky for cleaner Weezel,
0:26:27 > 0:26:30he's got a whole arsenal of implements at his disposal.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34You have the red cloths, colour coded for the toilets.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Kitchen cleaner.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Bathroom cleaner. And your toilet cleaner.
0:26:38 > 0:26:42Standard version 5.0 shovel.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Hand protection.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47And my favourite item is kitchen sanitiser.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50It beats the bathroom sanitiser hands down.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51Tschu-tschu-tschu!
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Look at the spray action.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56You got your mist... and you got your spit.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00This just deposits it in little globules, but this...
0:27:00 > 0:27:01fine.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08Weezel never knows what he's going to discover next.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Ah! A quid!
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Yes!
0:27:12 > 0:27:17The worst thing I ever had to clean up was two huge poos in the shower.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19We have the classic blocked toilet.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22I had to push it down the drain with a stick.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Take the Unblocker 3,000.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28I don't think this is going to work.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Wey!
0:27:33 > 0:27:34Ugh.
0:27:36 > 0:27:40I really do enjoy cleaning and I am happy to be a cleaner.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42I almost prefer it when it's messier
0:27:42 > 0:27:44because when you go in and you clean something
0:27:44 > 0:27:47that is pretty clean anyway, you don't feel like you've done a job.
0:27:47 > 0:27:51But when you go in and you've transformed one of the toilet blocks
0:27:51 > 0:27:56from an absolute mess to something which people would feel comfortable
0:27:56 > 0:27:59going in and using, then you feel kind of appreciated,
0:27:59 > 0:28:01and you feel that you've done a good job.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03Oh lovely...
0:28:03 > 0:28:05a pair of knickers!
0:28:13 > 0:28:15A run of bad British summers
0:28:15 > 0:28:18has seen a decline in visitor numbers at the resort.
0:28:18 > 0:28:22This year, more than ever, the business needs to rake in the cash.
0:28:22 > 0:28:25To get the campers into the clubhouse and spending,
0:28:25 > 0:28:28Joey's got some ingenious ideas up his sleeve.
0:28:28 > 0:28:31Entertainment's basically what people remember
0:28:31 > 0:28:34when they're on holiday, so if they've had a bad experience
0:28:34 > 0:28:37with camping or accommodation but they've really enjoyed down the bar,
0:28:37 > 0:28:41then it could provide a good reputation for us.
0:28:41 > 0:28:45This weekend, Joey's planning one of his legendary theme nights.
0:28:45 > 0:28:48These events are real money-spinners for the resort,
0:28:48 > 0:28:51so he needs to ensure it's a hit.
0:28:51 > 0:28:52I love a theme night.
0:28:52 > 0:28:55I feel a bit like a kid at Christmas.
0:28:55 > 0:28:59For Joey, no theme night is complete without one very important element.
0:28:59 > 0:29:03Joey loves a good inflatable. He really does.
0:29:03 > 0:29:06Using these kinds of props, you get the same kind of atmosphere
0:29:06 > 0:29:11you'd get in resorts abroad, like Ibiza, Zante, Magaluf.
0:29:11 > 0:29:14You can now get it in Devon!
0:29:14 > 0:29:16I brought the palm tree from home.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19Something I had lying around.
0:29:19 > 0:29:21Forget the delights that Devon's got on offer.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24What Joey's decided the punters really need in the West Country...
0:29:24 > 0:29:26is a bit of hula hula.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29If you said, "I went to Woolacombe and went to a Hawaiian night,"
0:29:29 > 0:29:30you'll remember that better
0:29:30 > 0:29:33than saying, "I went to Woolacombe and went to a bar."
0:29:33 > 0:29:35We're just waiting for some grass skirts to come now
0:29:35 > 0:29:37for the girls to wear, but we're pretty much there.
0:29:37 > 0:29:39So, quite exciting, really.
0:29:39 > 0:29:41Hawaiian night might be Joey's brainchild,
0:29:41 > 0:29:45but he's delegated arrangements to two junior members of the team -
0:29:45 > 0:29:47Hannah and Izzy.
0:29:47 > 0:29:51Yeah, with the decorating, Izzy, I think we need to go all or nothing.
0:29:51 > 0:29:53Because if we have, like, a few inflatables
0:29:53 > 0:29:58- it'll just be like a couple of random props, I think.- Mm.
0:29:58 > 0:30:00They've already got their thinking caps on.
0:30:02 > 0:30:04- Joey...- Oh, no, hello!
0:30:04 > 0:30:06Right, we've got some ideas.
0:30:06 > 0:30:07Please say yes.
0:30:07 > 0:30:10We've got inflatables, we've got all that kind of stuff.
0:30:10 > 0:30:13- Please can we get some sand? - We're going to make a beach.
0:30:13 > 0:30:16- Where you going to make a beach? - On the stage, where the poles are.
0:30:16 > 0:30:18Just on the top of there, I want sand on there.
0:30:18 > 0:30:20And we're going to make big palm trees out of green crepe paper.
0:30:20 > 0:30:24- What? To go over the poles? - Palm tree paradise.
0:30:24 > 0:30:27Palm tree paradise. Well, I've got no problems with it actually,
0:30:27 > 0:30:31in all fairness. I'll double check with Graham and as long as he says it's OK...
0:30:31 > 0:30:34- Bargain!- Yeah, sure. That's a really good idea, I like that.
0:30:34 > 0:30:36High fives all round.
0:30:36 > 0:30:38I'll check with Graham about the sand,
0:30:38 > 0:30:40that's the only thing he'd be sceptical about.
0:30:45 > 0:30:48With the Polynesian plans well under way,
0:30:48 > 0:30:50things are looking rosy.
0:30:50 > 0:30:54The weather's good, the campsite's full and the bar's stocked.
0:30:56 > 0:31:00But there's trouble brewing in paradise.
0:31:00 > 0:31:02We've had a problem today.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04Chris, our DJ, says he can't work Saturday night.
0:31:04 > 0:31:07Well, he seems to reckon he booked it off,
0:31:07 > 0:31:10but I think he's trying to pull the wool over my eyes in all fairness.
0:31:10 > 0:31:12I put all my planning on here
0:31:12 > 0:31:15and the DJ always plays the other night of the band.
0:31:15 > 0:31:18Now that's my handwriting and this is his handwriting.
0:31:18 > 0:31:20And he's crossed out the band on the second,
0:31:20 > 0:31:22but it wasn't like that the other night.
0:31:22 > 0:31:25I'd booked a band to come in on the second,
0:31:25 > 0:31:27so I know that I wrote that on there.
0:31:27 > 0:31:31Joey's expecting a full house at Hawaiian night tomorrow.
0:31:31 > 0:31:35He's feeling let down and so is Chris.
0:31:35 > 0:31:37I did give five weeks' notice
0:31:37 > 0:31:39and I was assured that it wouldn't be a problem.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43Apparently it is a problem.
0:31:43 > 0:31:46It's his word against mine, so I don't really have a say.
0:31:46 > 0:31:50There's no substitute to be had, it's DJ Whizzy who I'd advertised
0:31:50 > 0:31:53so it's DJ Whizzy who's going to be playing.
0:31:53 > 0:31:55Joey gives Chris an ultimatum.
0:31:55 > 0:31:57DJ at Hawaiian night or face the sack.
0:31:57 > 0:32:01The frustration that it could jeopardise the whole weekend -
0:32:01 > 0:32:04it's just infuriating and I felt like he was taking the utter piss, really.
0:32:04 > 0:32:09The only time there are any issues or anyone's annoyed
0:32:09 > 0:32:16about something, it all boils down to Joey as the cause of the issue.
0:32:17 > 0:32:20Faced with the prospect of losing his summer job,
0:32:20 > 0:32:23Chris has no option but to give in.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26I should have been getting smashed and playing rave music.
0:32:26 > 0:32:29Instead I have to wear a Hawaiian shirt. Yes!
0:32:29 > 0:32:34I think sometimes there's better ways of going around things
0:32:34 > 0:32:37without pissing everyone off.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39Ride it. Ride it hard.
0:32:43 > 0:32:46Despite the entertainment department's woes,
0:32:46 > 0:32:49the fun just keeps on coming at the resort.
0:32:51 > 0:32:54We've got a stag and a hen.
0:32:56 > 0:32:59Coventry Hen Sam's had yet another change of outfit.
0:32:59 > 0:33:03Tonight Matthew, I am.. "Get in the bowl!"
0:33:03 > 0:33:06- Just get in the bowl!- An M&M.
0:33:06 > 0:33:09On the receiving end of Sam's first hen-peck of the evening
0:33:09 > 0:33:11is night watchman Steve,
0:33:11 > 0:33:15who's puzzled as to why he's been called into work early.
0:33:15 > 0:33:18Joey said to me this morning can I come in at eight,
0:33:18 > 0:33:19and I said fine, that's OK with me.
0:33:19 > 0:33:23That was it really. I dunno what's happening.
0:33:23 > 0:33:26Steve, can we just have a word about what happened last night.
0:33:26 > 0:33:30I want to talk to you about things up at the top shed.
0:33:30 > 0:33:33- Oh, all right.- All right.
0:33:39 > 0:33:41So, Steve, we've got you a little present!
0:33:41 > 0:33:43Oh, my word!
0:33:44 > 0:33:47- What do you think? - It's nice!
0:33:47 > 0:33:49- Yeah, it's mint, isn't it? - It's mint!
0:33:51 > 0:33:53- Is there a key to it? - There is a key in it.
0:33:53 > 0:33:55We're ready to go!
0:33:55 > 0:33:58Here we go!
0:33:59 > 0:34:02Let's just go for a drive down here.
0:34:06 > 0:34:10- You have shocked me now! - You really pleased with it?
0:34:10 > 0:34:12- Yeah.- Be careful, it might tip. That's the only thing.
0:34:12 > 0:34:17- I'm not mad!- No, no. Not at all! Let's go!
0:34:19 > 0:34:22The buggy's not proving just a hit with just Steve though.
0:34:22 > 0:34:24The punters are loving it too!
0:34:27 > 0:34:30And even M&M hen Sam gets to enjoy one final fling.
0:34:30 > 0:34:33This is my wedding car!
0:34:33 > 0:34:37Steve's coming to Coventry and he's going to drive me to my wedding!
0:34:46 > 0:34:49- He looks very happy! - He looks happy, yeah.
0:34:49 > 0:34:51Yes. He looks extremely happy! Bless him.
0:34:51 > 0:34:55It'll be a lot easier for him now to come and tell us to be quiet when we're being loud.
0:35:07 > 0:35:09Every night is party night in the clubhouse
0:35:09 > 0:35:11and tonight's no exception.
0:35:13 > 0:35:16Joey's forced to put aside his worries about
0:35:16 > 0:35:20tomorrow's entertainment to concentrate on tonight's big gig.
0:35:22 > 0:35:26I'm the lead singer of our band called Disney Rascal.
0:35:26 > 0:35:29We're a ska punk Disney tribute band.
0:35:29 > 0:35:32We play Disney songs from all the films, like Aladdin and that, like.
0:35:32 > 0:35:36If people are drunk, I don't think you can go wrong with a bit of Disney to be honest.
0:35:36 > 0:35:40MUSIC: SKA VERSION OF "BARE NECESSITIES"
0:35:40 > 0:35:43You might think that the Disney Rascals
0:35:43 > 0:35:45aren't a conventional booking for an 18-30s crowd
0:35:45 > 0:35:48but here in Devon, they're going down a storm.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57We love Disney. Yeah, we really do.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59We are big Disney fans.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01I love Disney music. Aladdin, Lion King.
0:36:04 > 0:36:06The Rotherham lads, however,
0:36:06 > 0:36:09are failing to fall under the group's magical spell.
0:36:09 > 0:36:11There's a tribute band on called Disney Rascal
0:36:11 > 0:36:15which I'm guessing is a tribute band to Dizzee Rascal, also Disney.
0:36:15 > 0:36:17- I don't know!- Disney.
0:36:17 > 0:36:21- Can you imagine Disney and Dizzee Rascal?- No.
0:36:21 > 0:36:24If they're good enough to be booked at a venue like this...
0:36:24 > 0:36:28- What? Pizza bar?- Yeah. Fucking A-listers come here, mate.
0:36:28 > 0:36:34While the Rascals are busy keeping almost everyone happy,
0:36:34 > 0:36:37Joey discovers the booze is running worryingly low.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39When did they ring?
0:36:42 > 0:36:44The Carlsberg order...
0:36:44 > 0:36:48A call has come into the office from the brewery saying a lorry
0:36:48 > 0:36:52carrying much-needed supplies has broken down.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55We will only make it to eight o'clock with what we've got here.
0:36:55 > 0:36:59For happy hour, we've taken out five kegs of booze from the cellar.
0:36:59 > 0:37:01We really have not got a lot left at all.
0:37:02 > 0:37:06A quick stocktake reveals the bar will scrape by this evening,
0:37:06 > 0:37:10but it could spell disaster for Joey's big Hawaiian night tomorrow.
0:37:10 > 0:37:12I don't want to be any more busier, you know.
0:37:12 > 0:37:15And if the delivery doesn't turn up we're screwed.
0:37:15 > 0:37:18Joey's left to worry about business affairs.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21Becky, however, is more worried about affairs of the heart,
0:37:21 > 0:37:25specifically those of her friend Vicki and DJ Chris.
0:37:25 > 0:37:29You're a sucker for romance. She is. How can I put it?
0:37:31 > 0:37:35- You need to be loved.- Shut up. You make me sound desperate.
0:37:35 > 0:37:40No, it's not desperate. Everyone loves to be loved.
0:37:40 > 0:37:43Personally, I don't think you and Chris would make a good couple.
0:37:43 > 0:37:44I said don't go there.
0:37:47 > 0:37:50You even said to me, "Make sure I don't go there, Beck."
0:37:50 > 0:37:52You never listen to me!
0:37:53 > 0:37:56The drink got the better of you both.
0:37:56 > 0:38:01He's a really nice guy. He's lovely. Really lovely.
0:38:04 > 0:38:09Despite what Becky's got to say, it seems like Vicki's already hooked.
0:38:09 > 0:38:13I care what people think, which is what's held me back.
0:38:13 > 0:38:18But I don't care any more because he just makes me laugh so much.
0:38:18 > 0:38:21He makes me very happy. I just love being with him.
0:38:26 > 0:38:29It's Steve's first night on the job with his buggy
0:38:29 > 0:38:32and he's already fallen in love with his new friend.
0:38:32 > 0:38:34Oh, yeah. It's got a bit of power to it.
0:38:34 > 0:38:37Better than I thought it was going to be.
0:38:38 > 0:38:40Make my life a lot easier.
0:38:42 > 0:38:45You haven't got a barbecue going, have you?
0:38:47 > 0:38:49Excuse me?
0:38:49 > 0:38:52Can you keep the noise down, then I won't come back to you?!
0:38:52 > 0:38:54Can you keep the noise down, please?
0:38:54 > 0:38:55Sorry.
0:38:55 > 0:38:59But the love affair doesn't last long.
0:38:59 > 0:39:01BUGGY ENGINE NOISE
0:39:01 > 0:39:02Oi!
0:39:05 > 0:39:07Bastards.
0:39:09 > 0:39:11Will you stop, please!
0:39:11 > 0:39:13Stop!
0:39:16 > 0:39:19Right. If I find the prat who took that, then look out!
0:39:19 > 0:39:23It's just gone down there, mate.
0:39:23 > 0:39:24Hollywood, sort your shit.
0:39:32 > 0:39:35The joyriders have taught Steve a valuable lesson.
0:39:35 > 0:39:39Never trust the revellers and never, ever leave the keys in the ignition.
0:39:39 > 0:39:41That's annoyed me that has, there.
0:39:51 > 0:39:54The good old traditional British fry-up never fails
0:39:54 > 0:39:56to put a smile on the punters' faces.
0:39:56 > 0:39:59This morning's got off to a particularly good start
0:39:59 > 0:40:03for entertainments boss Joey. The much needed booze delivery
0:40:03 > 0:40:06finally arrives in time for Hawaiian night.
0:40:06 > 0:40:08No more panicking now.
0:40:08 > 0:40:12We'll be fully stocked for tonight.
0:40:12 > 0:40:15It's not good for our reputation to have no beer.
0:40:15 > 0:40:19People come here for a drink, not to stay sober.
0:40:21 > 0:40:25But just as one problem gets resolved,
0:40:25 > 0:40:27there's another just round the corner.
0:40:27 > 0:40:31You all right? I overslept, didn't I?
0:40:33 > 0:40:36Chris turns up late for his day shift apparently still suffering
0:40:36 > 0:40:39- from the effects of the night before.- He didn't even turn up.
0:40:39 > 0:40:42We had to go and get him out of bed.
0:40:42 > 0:40:44Send Steve down there. You know, he stayed at Vicki's.
0:40:44 > 0:40:46We managed to get him up.
0:40:46 > 0:40:48Could hardly stand up
0:40:48 > 0:40:50and was basically a pain in the arse all shift.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53Hey, babe, stick a fucking egg on there and I'll leave you alone.
0:40:53 > 0:40:57I'm in here cooking! I can't make them cook no faster!
0:40:57 > 0:41:01Now fuck off. Don't wind me up today. Honest to God.
0:41:01 > 0:41:05Chris? You're having your breakfast? There's still work to be done.
0:41:05 > 0:41:07Dom said we're done. Dom said everything's done.
0:41:07 > 0:41:10No, the bar needs doing. Dom can have breakfast.
0:41:10 > 0:41:12- You've only just got in, man. - Dom said everything's done.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14I picked the check list up.
0:41:14 > 0:41:17You go sort the bar out and let Dom have his food.
0:41:19 > 0:41:23- Oh, for fuck's sake.- Pardon? - I said for fuck's sake.
0:41:23 > 0:41:26Chris's relaxed attitude is making Joey wonder
0:41:26 > 0:41:29if he made the right decision in employing his friend.
0:41:29 > 0:41:32Chris coming in late hasn't impressed me at all.
0:41:32 > 0:41:35And he's basically not pulling his weight.
0:41:35 > 0:41:37If you come in late, if you're tired, I get that.
0:41:37 > 0:41:3910, 15 minutes. I let that go.
0:41:39 > 0:41:43But the fact he's come in 20 minutes late and wants breakfast
0:41:43 > 0:41:47and wants this and he's not prepared to work for his team. Pissed off.
0:41:47 > 0:41:51I was 20 minutes late for work, which means I had 25 minutes' sleep.
0:41:52 > 0:41:56I'm not allowed to say this in front of the customers but I was sick.
0:41:57 > 0:42:01I can't eat. I've just been sick, mate, I can't eat.
0:42:03 > 0:42:08Worried that Chris won't be fit to DJ tonight, Joey sends him home.
0:42:08 > 0:42:10You know, he was a mate of mine before he come here.
0:42:10 > 0:42:13So it's a bit difficult again, on the other hand, when I have
0:42:13 > 0:42:16to have words with him and I don't really want to fall out with him.
0:42:17 > 0:42:20I don't know what to do about it, really.
0:42:20 > 0:42:22I'm proper pissed off at him. He's supposed to be my friend
0:42:22 > 0:42:26and he's not acted like it at all recently.
0:42:26 > 0:42:30I do nothing but stand up for him and nothing but respect him.
0:42:30 > 0:42:33I don't really have much time for him at the moment.
0:42:33 > 0:42:36I'm not coming back now. I'm just going to take my decks and go.
0:42:43 > 0:42:46Theme nights are big business for the campsite
0:42:46 > 0:42:49and this evening is all about Hawaii.
0:42:49 > 0:42:54Bringing some Honolulu charm to the resort is young rep Izzy.
0:42:54 > 0:42:56I drew a picture. Sand, leaves.
0:42:56 > 0:42:58This is my first theme night
0:42:58 > 0:43:01and my first time trying to arrange everything as well.
0:43:01 > 0:43:03And given a responsibility.
0:43:03 > 0:43:06So it should be OK.
0:43:08 > 0:43:11The plan is to create a totally tropical paradise
0:43:11 > 0:43:14in the clubhouse between the dance poles in the bar.
0:43:17 > 0:43:21Joey and Izzy head off in search of one crucial ingredient.
0:43:21 > 0:43:25- I want to get some nice, clean white kiddy play area sand.- Yeah.
0:43:26 > 0:43:30The campsite is situated just minutes away from three miles
0:43:30 > 0:43:31of golden sandy beaches,
0:43:31 > 0:43:34just the sort of thing they need for their transformation.
0:43:34 > 0:43:38But what comes back to the clubhouse is far from golden.
0:43:38 > 0:43:39Harry, come check this out!
0:43:39 > 0:43:45Not only do we have only three bags of sand to turn this into a beach,
0:43:45 > 0:43:48- it's used for making mortar for bricks.- Excellent.
0:43:48 > 0:43:52That's exactly what I think of when I think of Hawaii. A building site.
0:43:52 > 0:43:54Hawaii in the palm of my hand.
0:43:59 > 0:44:04- Is that your vision right there? - Horse poo on the dance floor.
0:44:04 > 0:44:07- You've just brought a lot of dirt into...- But I wanted white,
0:44:07 > 0:44:10children's play area sand.
0:44:10 > 0:44:11This is Joey's sand.
0:44:11 > 0:44:14It's not the soft sandy beaches of Hawaii,
0:44:14 > 0:44:16but it is the soft sandy beaches of Europa.
0:44:17 > 0:44:21- Well, let's be honest, it looks a little bit crap.- It looks awful.
0:44:23 > 0:44:25Palm tree paradise it is not.
0:44:26 > 0:44:30Despite the team's doubts, Joey's determined to remain optimistic.
0:44:30 > 0:44:34I think the effect looks really good actually. It looks quite cool.
0:44:34 > 0:44:37It'll look quite good when we've got all the lights on it.
0:44:40 > 0:44:43Palm tree paradise or not, Joey needs to keep things on track
0:44:43 > 0:44:45if Hawaiian night's to be a success.
0:44:45 > 0:44:50It's half past six. Just waiting for Chris to turn up.
0:44:51 > 0:44:54Trying to get everything sorted, really. Still a bit behind.
0:44:54 > 0:44:57And everyone's kind of going off in their different directions.
0:44:57 > 0:45:00Trying to all start a million and different one tasks
0:45:00 > 0:45:03and not actually finishing anything.
0:45:03 > 0:45:05It's starting to annoying me.
0:45:05 > 0:45:08The more revellers Joey gets in, the more cash the bar rakes in.
0:45:08 > 0:45:11But the usually packed clubhouse is eerily quiet.
0:45:11 > 0:45:14Co-manager Vicki wants to go out
0:45:14 > 0:45:17and get the punters in but Joey disagrees.
0:45:17 > 0:45:19It's not important, you know, to go and do this
0:45:19 > 0:45:22running around the campsite. I know that that's what they want.
0:45:22 > 0:45:26You don't think promoting is important?
0:45:26 > 0:45:29I think it's important, but I can't when there's not enough staff here.
0:45:29 > 0:45:31Everyone's going off in different directions
0:45:31 > 0:45:34and nobody's actually completing anything.
0:45:34 > 0:45:37If everyone worked together and got all the decorating done first,
0:45:37 > 0:45:40get the bar done. I had half an hour off and they've done nothing.
0:45:40 > 0:45:43They've done a bit of decorating but they've left the bar.
0:45:43 > 0:45:45And it's still - I've been here an hour and a half -
0:45:45 > 0:45:48- and it's still a mess.- But it's going to look a mess, isn't it?
0:45:48 > 0:45:50- You've got shit everywhere. - Yeah, exactly.
0:45:50 > 0:45:52But there's nothing you can do but rearrange the shit.
0:45:52 > 0:45:55Yeah, but Vick, there's no need for all this shit everywhere.
0:45:56 > 0:45:59He reckons he hasn't got enough staff for us
0:45:59 > 0:46:01to go off promoting, but I think he's failed to notice
0:46:01 > 0:46:05that the club house is actually empty and the phone isn't ringing.
0:46:05 > 0:46:08So it's not essential that we have all the staff inside now.
0:46:12 > 0:46:15Vicki's not the only one worried about tonight.
0:46:15 > 0:46:17The rest of the team share her concerns.
0:46:17 > 0:46:20Are there flamingos in Hawaii? No, is the answer.
0:46:22 > 0:46:26It's like Phoenix Nights. Peter Kay's Funhouse.
0:46:26 > 0:46:28Oh, yeah, it is!
0:46:33 > 0:46:34It just looks crap.
0:46:36 > 0:46:39There is a glimmer on the Hawaiian horizon, however.
0:46:39 > 0:46:42A refreshed DJ Chris appears for work...
0:46:42 > 0:46:45- Give us a smile.- All right, mate? - Arriving in a good mood?
0:46:45 > 0:46:50- Your eyes look good.- Positive attitude and all that.- Of course.
0:46:53 > 0:46:54Miserable bastard.
0:46:54 > 0:46:56..much to the relief of Joey.
0:46:56 > 0:46:58Chris has turned up.
0:46:58 > 0:47:02He's all ready to work so all things are go. Happy.
0:47:02 > 0:47:06But at 8pm, there's no sign of any punters.
0:47:07 > 0:47:10I think maybe everyone's a bit worried now
0:47:10 > 0:47:12because there's no-one in the club house.
0:47:12 > 0:47:13It's just like...crap.
0:47:13 > 0:47:15Vicki's had enough.
0:47:18 > 0:47:20Going against Joey's wishes,
0:47:20 > 0:47:24she takes matters into her own hands in a bid to get the campers in.
0:47:24 > 0:47:27Ah, these are really itchy.
0:47:30 > 0:47:32How are you all?
0:47:32 > 0:47:34We've got a Hawaiian night tonight down at the bar.
0:47:34 > 0:47:37Vicki attempts to win the punters over with some traditional
0:47:37 > 0:47:39Hawaiian pastimes.
0:47:39 > 0:47:44- We've got limbo, we've got Twister, cocktails.- We've got everything.
0:47:44 > 0:47:46Hopefully it'll be a good turnout.
0:47:46 > 0:47:49We are definitely going to Hawaiian night, tonight.
0:47:52 > 0:47:55We're going to Hawaiian night for a bit.
0:47:56 > 0:47:59Woolacombe is just like Hawaii.
0:47:59 > 0:48:02In fact, a little, tiny, little bit better.
0:48:12 > 0:48:17As the sun sets over the resort, Vicki's promotion dash has paid off
0:48:17 > 0:48:22and North Devon's answer to Honolulu is finally hotting up.
0:48:26 > 0:48:30We're great promoters. Definitely our forte.
0:48:31 > 0:48:34We're not really good at anything else, really, are we?
0:48:34 > 0:48:37As the hula spirit takes hold...
0:48:39 > 0:48:43..the revellers are well and truly getting into the Hawaiian groove.
0:48:47 > 0:48:49It's now time for limbo!
0:48:53 > 0:48:57Hawaiian night. Amazing. First time I've been here. I love it.
0:48:59 > 0:49:04- It's better than I expected.- Because I actually expected zero.- Yeah.
0:49:04 > 0:49:06Checking in on the action, big boss Graham
0:49:06 > 0:49:09and his wife Sue make a guest appearance.
0:49:09 > 0:49:11The customers are here. They seem to be enjoying it.
0:49:11 > 0:49:13I think the staff made a real good effort this afternoon.
0:49:13 > 0:49:16They rallied together, didn't they? And put up all the decorations.
0:49:16 > 0:49:18Helped create the atmosphere.
0:49:18 > 0:49:22But the biggest triumph of all is that the camp's harshest critics,
0:49:22 > 0:49:25the Rotherham lads, have finally decided to join the party.
0:49:25 > 0:49:28Hawaiian night is a lot better than I thought.
0:49:28 > 0:49:32- A lot, lot better, innit?- Yeah. - There's atmosphere.
0:49:32 > 0:49:35There's actually women turned up as well.
0:49:39 > 0:49:43It's been a very successful night. Talking to staff and customers.
0:49:43 > 0:49:48Customers have been very happy. I'm happy. Staff have been very busy.
0:49:48 > 0:49:51They haven't stopped all night which is also great too.
0:49:51 > 0:49:53With Joey in a good mood,
0:49:53 > 0:49:57Chris attempts to make amends for this morning's misdemeanours.
0:49:57 > 0:49:59If we can't laugh about it, then what can we do?
0:49:59 > 0:50:02I can't laugh about it.
0:50:02 > 0:50:05The DJ hopes their falling out has been forgotten.
0:50:05 > 0:50:09Well, in the morning me and Joey were not on good terms, so I went home,
0:50:09 > 0:50:14chilled for a bit, came back and now everything seems peachy.
0:50:16 > 0:50:18But despite Chris's best efforts,
0:50:18 > 0:50:21Joey remains unconvinced of his friend's commitment to the job.
0:50:21 > 0:50:24He's let me down, he's let the team down and he's let Europa down.
0:50:24 > 0:50:27And more importantly, he's let himself down.
0:50:27 > 0:50:31Like, realistically. For three minutes of aesthetic pleasure,
0:50:31 > 0:50:34now we've got nine hours of fucking solid hoovering.
0:50:34 > 0:50:37He's 22 years of age, he shouldn't be playing up like this.
0:50:40 > 0:50:43Hawaiian night has proved a triumph for the team,
0:50:43 > 0:50:47but one successful night does not make a successful summer season.
0:50:48 > 0:50:52Dark clouds are gathering on the horizon...
0:50:54 > 0:50:57..as Devon is hit by a massive storm.
0:51:00 > 0:51:03For the business, rain means two things.
0:51:03 > 0:51:06Unhappy campers and a drop in revenue.
0:51:08 > 0:51:12Even the Rotherham lads are giving in to the great British weather
0:51:12 > 0:51:14and cutting short their stay.
0:51:14 > 0:51:17Just getting my deposit back, we're checking out a couple of days early.
0:51:17 > 0:51:22Likelihood this has affected pretty much every customer on the site
0:51:22 > 0:51:24with wet tents which have flooded.
0:51:24 > 0:51:26It'll probably have got in all the accommodation too,
0:51:26 > 0:51:29so we've got a clean-up job on our hands now.
0:51:29 > 0:51:31There is a plus side!
0:51:31 > 0:51:33At least I don't have to wash my car today!
0:51:37 > 0:51:40Get rid of the rain, keep the water in the sea.
0:51:40 > 0:51:45- I'm happy with that.- Yeah. I'd rather go to Ibiza.
0:51:45 > 0:51:49Having to deal with disgruntled holiday-makers never makes
0:51:49 > 0:51:51customer service manager Vicki happy.
0:51:51 > 0:51:53If they come down and moan again, I am going to remind them
0:51:53 > 0:51:56that they are glamping.
0:51:56 > 0:51:59So if they want something real good then they need to pay
0:51:59 > 0:52:03for a hotel rather than a little wooden shed.
0:52:03 > 0:52:06I've got customers here that want to shower.
0:52:06 > 0:52:09Paid £300 for 11 of them for a week.
0:52:09 > 0:52:12They need to pitch up and shut up, really.
0:52:14 > 0:52:18Sad campers are forced to pack up and head home.
0:52:19 > 0:52:21Nowhere is safe.
0:52:21 > 0:52:25I've just come round here and this has happened!
0:52:25 > 0:52:30You can see it's travelling pretty fast.
0:52:32 > 0:52:34That's leaking out?
0:52:34 > 0:52:35We've got major issues.
0:52:35 > 0:52:39All the walls are leaking and reception is like flooded.
0:52:39 > 0:52:42But the Devonshire downpour certainly hasn't put off
0:52:42 > 0:52:43one member of staff.
0:52:43 > 0:52:46Weezel the cleaner has come to work fully prepared.
0:52:46 > 0:52:52- What the hell are you wearing? - He's got his wet suit on.- Yes.
0:53:01 > 0:53:05Just as well because he's got a big job on his hands.
0:53:09 > 0:53:12Wow.
0:53:14 > 0:53:17It appears to be vomit.
0:53:22 > 0:53:26The horrors keep on coming... and coming.
0:53:26 > 0:53:27Oh, man.
0:53:32 > 0:53:34Damn. There's shit on the wall.
0:53:35 > 0:53:37How do they manage that?
0:53:39 > 0:53:41Not good.
0:53:41 > 0:53:44I think someone was having a pretty good time in the toilet
0:53:44 > 0:53:46and may have brushed against the wall.
0:53:49 > 0:53:54You find a lot of shitty pants hidden behind the toilet.
0:53:54 > 0:53:59They've just, basically, shit their pants and put it behind the toilet.
0:54:12 > 0:54:15As the storm clouds eventually disappear,
0:54:15 > 0:54:19Joey calls a staff meeting in the club house.
0:54:19 > 0:54:22A decision's been made to let DJ Chris go
0:54:22 > 0:54:25and Joey's worried the fall-out could affect team morale
0:54:25 > 0:54:28for the remainder of the season.
0:54:28 > 0:54:32I know how important it is that I tell you now
0:54:32 > 0:54:34rather than you hearing it from other people.
0:54:34 > 0:54:37The decision's been made today that Chris has left.
0:54:37 > 0:54:39He's not going to be coming back.
0:54:39 > 0:54:42Some of you that may be a bit of a shock to,
0:54:42 > 0:54:44some of you might not be surprised.
0:54:44 > 0:54:46It is sad but I wanted you to hear it from me
0:54:46 > 0:54:49because it was me who had to let him go.
0:54:50 > 0:54:52OK. You ready to go back then?
0:54:57 > 0:55:01Disappointed with Joey because we were supposed to be friends.
0:55:02 > 0:55:05It's probably the hardest thing I've ever had to do,
0:55:05 > 0:55:07having to fire a friend.
0:55:07 > 0:55:11But he's left basically on the basis that he's kind of overstepped
0:55:11 > 0:55:14the mark for the last time, really.
0:55:14 > 0:55:18I'll certainly miss the staff and Vicki, of course.
0:55:20 > 0:55:22It did seem to turn sour between Chris and Joey
0:55:22 > 0:55:25since me and Chris became good friends.
0:55:25 > 0:55:28Before then, no issue was made at all of anything.
0:55:28 > 0:55:31Even though him and Vicki were close,
0:55:31 > 0:55:35I didn't decide I was going to keep him on because of that.
0:55:35 > 0:55:38I decided that he had to go because he was just slack.
0:55:39 > 0:55:41Chris is a hard worker.
0:55:41 > 0:55:45He worked six days a week, not like the rest of us who live on site.
0:55:46 > 0:55:50I just think he was a lot harsher on him than he needed to be.
0:55:51 > 0:55:54I will miss him very much. I think it was just unfair.
0:55:55 > 0:55:56It's wrong.
0:56:01 > 0:56:05Next time, hijinks come to the campsite.
0:56:05 > 0:56:07It's all good fun!
0:56:07 > 0:56:11Relations between Joey and Vicki go from bad to worse.
0:56:11 > 0:56:12Fucking prick.
0:56:12 > 0:56:18And the punters get to enjoy the full 18-30s bumper Bank Holiday experience
0:56:18 > 0:56:20Devon style.
0:56:20 > 0:56:22Don't think I've ever been so scared in my life.